1 00:00:01,919 --> 00:00:02,962 Have you seen Darryl? 2 00:00:03,045 --> 00:00:04,125 He's around here somewhere. 3 00:00:04,547 --> 00:00:05,548 Hmm. 4 00:00:07,842 --> 00:00:09,093 Erin: Yeah, Darryl's here. 5 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:11,637 So's Santa claus. It's just a regular Thursday. 6 00:00:13,431 --> 00:00:15,850 Neither guy is here! And it's Friday! 7 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:18,644 Welcome to me and Darryl's world of lies! 8 00:00:20,313 --> 00:00:23,608 Erin: Nobody knows it yet, but Darryl already started working in Philly. 9 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:26,569 So now he has to sneak out of here like the 10 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:29,739 sneakiest little sneaky-sneak you ever saw. 11 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:34,785 And I'm his helper! It's so fun. 12 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:39,874 Darryl, meet bear-yl. 13 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:41,435 How much did you pay for that? 14 00:00:41,459 --> 00:00:43,127 Nothing. Won him at the carnival. 15 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:44,962 Spent a ton on tickets, though. 16 00:00:45,296 --> 00:00:46,297 Drive safe! 17 00:00:46,464 --> 00:00:48,507 Everybody knows I go to Philly. 18 00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:50,718 I've just been using sick days I saved up. 19 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:54,805 But Erin was so excited about being sneaky-sneaks, I went along with it. 20 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:58,976 Darryl, you are too much! 21 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:01,646 That guy's hilarious. He's here today. 22 00:01:15,326 --> 00:01:17,828 I've really been putting in the hours on this mural. 23 00:01:18,204 --> 00:01:20,957 And my boss is totally okay with it, because he's in The Bahamas 24 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:23,501 and has no clue what anybody is doing. 25 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:26,087 I'm usually very self-critical. I hate what I paint, 26 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:29,131 but I don't know, this time I feel like it's, um... 27 00:01:29,215 --> 00:01:31,092 It's really coming together. Oh, my god! 28 00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:35,263 You've got to be kidding me! 29 00:01:35,346 --> 00:01:37,682 What is... are those... Are those butts? 30 00:01:40,351 --> 00:01:43,020 Pam: No way. No way! 31 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:48,943 Excuse me, everyone. Is it okay if I leave early from work today? 32 00:01:49,527 --> 00:01:51,327 It's Phillip's first birthday, and the senator 33 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,197 and I are hosting a party at our house. 34 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:55,366 Oh, cute! 80 there'ii be a bunch of kids? 35 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,577 No, no children. Our house is not kid-friendly. 36 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:00,621 Most of our furniture is sharp. 37 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:02,498 Also, ew. 38 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:05,584 It will mostly be campaign donors. 39 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:10,423 Angela, I am prepared to donate a whopping 40 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:15,553 $8 to lipton for america to have an invitation... 41 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,263 No, no. Please. 42 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:18,448 You know, actually, none of you 43 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,433 could even really make the cut for this thing. 44 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,769 Which I am so sad about! 45 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:30,526 Angela. You're going to find out, so I thought I'd let you know 46 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:33,904 that, uh, Robert invited me, too. 47 00:02:34,405 --> 00:02:35,531 What? 48 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:37,468 He said he wanted me there for support. 49 00:02:39,285 --> 00:02:40,828 His wife. 50 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:43,289 Angela's husband and I are in love. 51 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:44,999 Butas a politician in this town, 52 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:48,252 you still need the conventional blonde wife on your lawn signs. 53 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:52,340 He is risking everything to have me there today. 54 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:58,512 We agreed that you wouldn't be seen with him in public. 55 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:01,682 It's humiliating for me. 56 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:07,188 Well, if you get to bring a stud, maybe I do, too. 57 00:03:11,484 --> 00:03:12,526 Hey. Hey. 58 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:14,945 Jim: We are splitting a sublet on a place near Philly. 59 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:17,990 Just a couple of grown, sexy-ass roommates. 60 00:03:18,074 --> 00:03:19,384 And as much as I miss Pam and the kids, 61 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:22,768 it's, uh, kind of nice to live the bachelor life again. You know? Let your hair down? 62 00:03:23,079 --> 00:03:25,098 Darryl: Jim was nice enough to give me his bedroom... 63 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,374 Jim: I'm couching it! 64 00:03:26,457 --> 00:03:29,337 Darryl: Which usually means there are clothes all over the living room. 65 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:31,212 Jim: And this dude labels his food. 66 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:35,341 He's the clean one, I'm the messy one. How much fun is this? 67 00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:40,208 Darryl: Llove Jim. I love that he hooked me up with a job. 68 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:44,308 It's just, he uses old t-shirts as washrags. 69 00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:48,813 He doesn't wash his dishes. Apparently they need to "soak." 70 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,483 He hooked me up with a job. 71 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:58,906 Attention, everyone! Can I have your attention, please? 72 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:01,760 Yeah, I don't know everybody's name down here, 73 00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:03,953 but whoever did this, will you please raise your hand? 74 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:12,420 Hello? This is not over, okay? 75 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:17,299 I will stay up here all day if! Have to. Is that what you want? 76 00:04:28,394 --> 00:04:30,896 Yeah, I will also come down if I want to. It's my choice. 77 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:34,900 Pam: I don't demand justice often. 78 00:04:34,984 --> 00:04:36,944 I'm not like Angela, who calls a lawyer 79 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,572 every time someone watches a YouTube video of animals doing it. 80 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:42,158 But someone should get fired over this, right? 81 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:45,411 Val's no help. Andy's gone. Jim's out. 82 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,580 I just feel like I'm on my own here. 83 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,626 I mean, okay, not completely on my own, 84 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:55,171 but in terms of people who can do something. 85 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:56,547 Thank you, Brian. 86 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:02,428 Hey, so, Wade wants to send people to the Sloan conference. 87 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:04,351 We got to compile a list of our target clients. 88 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:08,517 Already on it. I ordered them by their Google trend rankings, 89 00:05:08,601 --> 00:05:09,721 so we know who to hit first. 90 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:10,811 Who is this guy? 91 00:05:10,895 --> 00:05:11,979 We are killing it. 92 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:13,814 Yes, sir! Yeah! 93 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:24,325 Conference room. Everybody. Now! 94 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,554 You don't have the clearance to call a conference-room meeting. 95 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:28,996 Yes, but David Wallace does, 96 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,665 and he asked me to gather everyone to talk about stuff 97 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:34,709 that's gonna be revealed once we're in the conference room for the meeting. 98 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,254 You're telling me David Wallace asked you 99 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:40,174 to call a super-secret, classified conference-room meeting? 100 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:41,300 Yeah. 101 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,386 Let's go, everyone! Super-secret, 102 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:46,305 classified conference-room meeting! Now! 103 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,266 Let's go. 104 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:52,561 I have terrible news. 105 00:05:53,062 --> 00:05:54,647 Somebody defaced my mural. What? 106 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:56,440 They painted all over it. 107 00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:58,692 I thought that's what you were doing. 108 00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:00,528 Yeah, but this is different. Oh. 109 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:02,363 They used worse paint than your paint? 110 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:04,758 I don't think so. But they put paint 111 00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:05,967 where I didn't want paint. So... 112 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:07,791 I thought you wanted paint on the whole thing. 113 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:08,911 Different colored paint. 114 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,454 I wanted different colored paint 115 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:12,181 in the spots where they put their paint. 116 00:06:12,248 --> 00:06:14,959 So, it just is... Okay, the point is, 117 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:17,127 these warehouse guys are vandals, 118 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:18,337 and they need to be stopped. 119 00:06:18,671 --> 00:06:20,005 Yeah, and somebody had the balls 120 00:06:20,089 --> 00:06:23,300 to put my phone number on the men's room wall, which is so messed up. 121 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:25,636 It's 6-7-8-2, not 8-3! 122 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:29,223 Uh, 6-7-8-3 is also a good time. Less mileage. 123 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:31,183 Pam, what can be done? 124 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:33,811 Yes. Thank you! Let's answer that question. 125 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,897 I was politely saying nothing can be done. I thought I was clear. 126 00:06:37,106 --> 00:06:39,858 What? Come on, guys! We need to 127 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:41,944 figure out who did this and punish them! 128 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:46,949 This isn'tjust about me, this is about all of us. This is our mural! 129 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:51,662 Don't you see how much we worked on this? How much time and energy? 130 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,039 We put our heart and soul into this thing. 131 00:06:54,123 --> 00:06:55,457 David Wallace called this meeting? 132 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:56,750 Sure did. 133 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:58,669 I was as surprised as you, but apparently 134 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,921 he is very passionate about public art. 135 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:05,467 No, no, come on, guys! Dontgo! 136 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:07,261 Pam? I'll help you. 137 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:08,345 You will? 138 00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:11,265 If there's anything I hate worse than art, it's crime. 139 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:13,017 Thank you. I am in too, Pam. 140 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:14,560 Yeah? Yes, of course! 141 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:17,104 I believe in you, I believe in your art, 142 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:18,439 and I am bored. 143 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:20,356 Great! 144 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:21,942 I was hoping for a righteous mob. 145 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,652 I ended up with Dwight and Nellie. 146 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,196 But they both have a mob mentality. 147 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,199 And I'm pretty sure Dwight has a pitchfork in his car. 148 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:31,952 You need my pitchfork? 149 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:37,291 Hey. 150 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:39,254 What is it? I have vengeance to exact. 151 00:07:39,335 --> 00:07:42,546 Exciting news. There's room for one more at my son's birthday event, 152 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,381 and I want you. 153 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:45,799 Ah! I'm not interested. 154 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:48,594 Wait, wait! The state transportation secretary will be there. 155 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:51,972 You could sell your beet-salt idea to the highway people. Ah! 156 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:53,867 If I get the de-icing gig, it's going to be 157 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:55,451 on merit, not because I played politics. 158 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:01,398 Hey. So, a little birdiejust told me that 159 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:03,734 Dwight can't come to your son's birthday. 160 00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:06,695 So, do you want me to go with you? No. 161 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:09,406 Okay, I understand. I'll just stay here, then, 162 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:11,367 alone with the money. 163 00:08:12,785 --> 00:08:14,078 Oh, crap. 164 00:08:15,371 --> 00:08:17,414 I am handing out pieces of paper 165 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:21,627 on which you will draw one human butt. What I do with said drawings 166 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,253 is no one's business but my own. 167 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:25,422 You're going to compare them to the butts up there. 168 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:28,384 Incorrect. It is my fetish. Oh, also, sign them. 169 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:30,260 My fetish is signed drawings of butts. 170 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:32,096 I'm not drawing a butt. 171 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,722 All right, then, no bottoms. 172 00:08:33,806 --> 00:08:37,059 Uh... we should ask you to do big rounded w's. 173 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:39,353 Yes, or nippleless breasts, perhaps. 174 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:42,082 Okay. Okay, I think it's time to get back to work. Come on, fellas. Let's go. 175 00:08:42,106 --> 00:08:43,691 Or melons, like cantaloupes, 176 00:08:43,774 --> 00:08:45,651 with, like, the halves are cutoff 177 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:47,695 and then just the bottom parts... 178 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:49,530 Well, this is getting us nowhere. 179 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:53,450 We need another approach. We need to find the weakest one 180 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:55,661 and separate him from the group. 181 00:08:57,496 --> 00:09:00,165 Yeah, I think if we could get Nate alone, we could crack him. 182 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:03,228 We just need a pretense to talk to him. 183 00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:04,932 We could tell him that his mother is dying. 184 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:06,422 That usually works on him. 185 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:08,090 Nate! 186 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:10,050 Your mother is dying! 187 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:19,193 See? I feel bad about that. Good. That's all right, that's all right. 188 00:09:19,435 --> 00:09:21,019 So she's going to pull through again? 189 00:09:22,438 --> 00:09:24,273 That's great. Can I talk to her? 190 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:26,150 No. She needs her rest again. 191 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,777 Now, listen. Now that we've got you here, 192 00:09:28,861 --> 00:09:30,612 let's talk about this mural business. 193 00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:31,905 You know who the vandal is. 194 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:34,825 Now, I know a lot of these warehouse guys are your friends, 195 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,827 but we've got chewing gum. 196 00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:39,830 Gum's gotten mintier lately, have you noticed? 197 00:09:40,164 --> 00:09:42,332 Like, some of it is just too minty. 198 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,185 It's like they're literally trying to hurt your mouth. 199 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,961 Tell us who defaced the mural! 200 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,130 He did it. 201 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:52,301 All right, you can go. Give him his gum. 202 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:54,678 There's no gum. There never was any gum! 203 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:58,891 That's really rude. 204 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:06,857 Opening with puff pastries? That's a bold play. 205 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:11,236 They're saying, "it's only going to get better from here? Good luck." 206 00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:14,782 That painting is just... 207 00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:18,452 How can anyone that weighs less than a Guinea hen be so terrifying? 208 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:22,122 Ladies and gentlemen, senator and Angela lipton. 209 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:25,626 Thanks, everybody, thanks for coming. 210 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:28,378 Phillip had no idea he was so popular. 211 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:33,217 Oh, Robert, you're horrible. 212 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,928 Simon, Maxine, who let you guys in here? 213 00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:39,389 This is the team. 214 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,391 Nice job, man. 215 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,143 You too, Darryl. 216 00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:45,771 What? 217 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:49,483 Oh, man. I'm sorry about that. 218 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,670 It's cool. Reading is tricky sometimes. 219 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,947 Oh, are you really mad about this? 220 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:59,076 That's my go-to thermos, that's all. Oh, it's your go-to... 221 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:00,804 Oh, man, that's a bummer. I'm sorry about that. 222 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:01,995 No big deal, no big deal. 223 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,431 No, if it's a big deal, it's a big deal. 224 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:04,790 No, no, no. No big deal. 225 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,673 No, no, no, no, no! You don't have to do that! 226 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,418 Honestly, I don't mind. 227 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:21,908 Did want me to wash it for you, or... 228 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,284 I don't know. Are you going to wash it, 229 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,852 or you gonna let it soak? 230 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,482 Okay. 231 00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:33,443 Here you go. 232 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:34,945 Thank you! 233 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:41,618 So, frank, do you have any thoughts, about what was done? By you. 234 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:46,206 Maybe... maybe I could get the ball rolling. Mmm-hmm. 235 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:47,833 Um, frank? 236 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,210 Hi. Pam. 237 00:11:50,294 --> 00:11:56,133 Um, I am so sorry if I've done anything to offend you. 238 00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:58,635 I'm sure it isn't easy for you guys 239 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:02,681 to have an upstairs person coming down in yourspace, so_. 240 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,976 Truly, if... I apologize. 241 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:09,229 But enough about me. Your turn. 242 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:18,155 Insert apology here, frank? 243 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,325 I'm sorry I didn't like your crappy doodles. 244 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:25,037 I drew a butt. Big deal. Butts are funny. 245 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,623 Well, I didn't think that butt was funny. 246 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,434 Well, maybe if you got the stick out of yours... 247 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:30,918 What was that? You know what? 248 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:35,005 You people can't fire me, so screw you. 249 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:41,011 Whoa! Hey! That is not okay! 250 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:42,930 What are you going to do about that? 251 00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:44,514 It... compliment. 252 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,850 The first "sorry" sounded sincere. 253 00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:51,229 There were two or three sorrys in there. So it's a lot. 254 00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:54,524 Thatsucked. He didn't apologize. 255 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,026 There's no talking to that guy. 256 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,612 Oh, your little feelings party didn't work out, huh? 257 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:02,157 Who won the hugging contest? No, let me guess. Everyone tied for first. 258 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,450 We should just take him down. 259 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:05,994 Wait, are you saying... 260 00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:09,206 I'm saying we should go scorched-earth on that guy's face. 261 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,169 Normally, I find Pam to be a comforting 262 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,296 if unarousing presence around the office, 263 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,298 like a well-watered fern. 264 00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:20,884 But today, she has tapped into this vengeful, 265 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:24,137 violent side, and I'm like, "wow, 266 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,348 "Pam has kind of a good butt!" 267 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:30,161 He messed with something that was important to you. 268 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,345 We need to mess with something that's important to him. 269 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,314 Alnfle eye-for-an-eye action. Yes! Yes! 270 00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:36,400 Go all hammurabi on this clown. 271 00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:38,443 We need an infiltrator. 272 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,948 I know just the man for the job. 273 00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:46,702 Clark? 274 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,912 He even looks like a mole. 275 00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:51,832 One of his tee shots can wipe out a whole owl population. 276 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,086 You two seem very close. 277 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,588 Yesinetegoodfnends goodfnends yeah. 278 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:01,091 And I suppose that may ruffle a few feathers. 279 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:04,094 Because for a long time, our party 280 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,972 has turned its back on the hispanic people. 281 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:12,602 Well, that is not who I am. I am a friend of the latino community. 282 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:18,191 And if you ask me, it's time we bid bigotry hasta luego. 283 00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:22,362 Now, does my embrace of hispanics make me 284 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,865 more electable, given demographic trends? 285 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,783 I don't know, and I don't care. 286 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,077 What I care about is Oscar. 287 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:33,206 My friend, mi amigo, Oscar. 288 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:39,588 Maybe I should be insulted that he only invited me here 289 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,090 to be his token Mexican friend, 290 00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:45,635 but he could have invited any number of hispanics that he knows. 291 00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:49,056 His gardener, rohelio, or he could have invited... 292 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:51,308 Roheho, 293 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,517 but he chose me. 294 00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:57,147 Rohelio's Malaysian. 295 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,150 That son of a bitch is Malaysian. 296 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:07,032 Oh, hey. Hey. 297 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,677 Hey, I usually watch TV during my lunch break. That's cool? 298 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,119 Yeah, totally. All right. 299 00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:19,503 It's mine, don't worry. 300 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:20,712 I didn't say anything. 301 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,005 I don't think you had to. 302 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:23,799 Excuse me? 303 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:27,473 I think you might be going a little crazy with this labeling thing, man. 304 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:30,639 I mean, you put your name on a five-pound bag of flour. 305 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,196 Are you honestly saying that if! Needed flour, I couldn't use that? 306 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,369 What do you need flour for, Jim? 307 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,394 That's not the point. 308 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,605 What, you making bread? No, I'm not making bread. 309 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:39,791 What bread you making? Pumpernickel? 310 00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:41,250 Darryl, it doesn't matter. Darryl! I think you know 311 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,434 the point I'm trying to make! 312 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,988 All right, I'm being ajerk. 313 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,700 You got me this job. I should be grateful. 314 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:55,372 I am, I just... you know, I get a little finicky about my stuff. That's all. 315 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,210 It's all good. Are we all good? 316 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,254 We good. 317 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:05,882 What's that cooler? 318 00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,467 Nothing. It's mine. 319 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,227 What happened to my tavis smileys? 320 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,896 Oh, crap, were those yours? 321 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,457 I never want to see you working 322 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,442 in the upstairs office again! Do you hear me? 323 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:28,488 But my only crime was loving the local sports teams 324 00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:30,031 and trying to be one of the guys! 325 00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,826 Silence! You will now be working in the warehouse 326 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,786 with the untouchables. 327 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,706 Now, go make your hands rough with work! 328 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,583 Okay, boss! 329 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,002 Okay. Pam, you know this is ridiculous, right? 330 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,920 You're smarter than this. 331 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,065 This is never going to work! 332 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,257 Remember your lines. 333 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,301 What lines? Go move some paper! 334 00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,461 Hey, you know that guy frank who works in the warehouse? 335 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,033 He's not my hire, but I know who he is. 336 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,975 Okay, what is he like? What's important to him? 337 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,698 Does he have, like, a favorite pair of boots, or a lunch box, or... 338 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,050 What, is he retiring? You getting him a gift or something? 339 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,270 Yeah, something like that. 340 00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:04,733 I know he loves his pickup truck. 341 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,109 Oh, great! His truck! 342 00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:08,421 Great, get the plate number. Okay, do you know the plate... 343 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,030 Never mind. Why would you know that? 344 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,448 And why would I be asking that? 345 00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:12,949 So we know which truck to... 346 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,353 Hey, while I got you on the phone, 347 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,913 your husband is like a sloppy homeless hobo. Can you fix that? 348 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,281 Yeah, I was kind of hoping you could. I got to go, bye. 349 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,125 Come on. 350 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:31,051 Hold on a second. Uh, sundeep, let's get you closer to the senator. 351 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,886 Just about there. Great. 352 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,888 And Oscar, I'm going to need you to step 353 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,932 a little closer to the senator as well. 354 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,892 Somewhere there. He's blocking me. 355 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,185 It's only a photo, honey. 356 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,519 Excuse me, what's your name? 357 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,896 Shawn. Lashawn, great. 358 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,398 You want to be in a photo? Right this way. Not you. 359 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:46,942 Oscar: No, he put me here. 360 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,628 He put you right in front of me? Yes, he did. 361 00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:49,921 Yes! He put you right in front of me? 362 00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:54,407 Now, iet'sjustwheel Margaret right in front here. Ow! 363 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,702 Oscar. Angela. Robefl_. 364 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,204 Smile! 365 00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:02,999 I'm done. What are you... 366 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,335 Isthatsupposed to be my mural? 367 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,046 Yeah. Frank draws a butt on your mural, 368 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:11,007 I'm drawing your mural on frank's truck's butt. 369 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,676 Eye for an eye, mamacita. 370 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,302 Oh, Dwight, that's really sweet. 371 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,806 Let's see yours. Oh, no, I'm embarrassed. It's stupid. 372 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,850 This is amazing! That's frank! 373 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,979 And he's leaving a trail of poops? 374 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,356 Yeah. And he has saggy boobs. 375 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,483 Yeah, I saw that. That's great! 376 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,318 I feel better. 377 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,612 Good, I'm glad you feel better. 378 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,864 This has been a wonderful day. I have to say, 379 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,033 I like hanging out with a vengeful bitch. 380 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,911 I know. You miss Angela, don't you? 381 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,680 Don't sympathize. You're ruining the mood. Back to work! 382 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,292 Draw his penis! 383 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:51,047 I got back at frank in the most fitting way possible. 384 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,590 With my art. 385 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:54,652 You know, the paints are water-based, 386 00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:55,861 it's going to come off with a hose, 387 00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,071 but I think the lesson will last a... 388 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,179 Lady! 389 00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,724 My truck? You had no right! 390 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,183 No, you had no right! 391 00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:04,436 It's a $40,000 truck! 392 00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:05,687 So? You started it! 393 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,439 So? So somebody needs to shut you up! 394 00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:09,024 Br ' Ian. Hey, hey, hey! Ah! 395 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:10,400 Pam: Whoa! 396 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,610 Brian: Easy! Frank: Son of a bitch! 397 00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:13,737 Pam: Guys! 398 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,263 Brian: You're going to hit a woman? 399 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,367 Thanks so much for coming. 400 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:20,493 Thankyousornuch thank you. 401 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:22,620 Well! 402 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,957 Have we all calmed down yet? 403 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,709 Yes. Sorry about that. 404 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,586 It was all my fault. 405 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,838 Let's all try to do better next time. 406 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,548 Kevin, great to see you. 407 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,091 Yeah. Thank you for the food. 408 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,301 Oh, and also, 409 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,552 you suck. 410 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:39,429 I beg your pardon? 411 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:42,307 You're, like, a terrible person. 412 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:47,103 These guys care about you, and you're just using them. 413 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:51,775 Again, the food was very good. 414 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,302 Well, I'm going to say something to the producers. 415 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,203 No, no. It's... You shouldn't be fired. 416 00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:04,913 I mean, you were just protecting me. 417 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,374 It's all good. I knew what I was doing. It's... 418 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,435 I'm sorry about your mural, though. I mean, because... 419 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,779 Oh, no. You put so much into that. 420 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,146 Forget about my mural. It's stupid. 421 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,421 No, you worked hard on that. 422 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,257 That guy's an animal. I'm glad they're firing him, too. 423 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,468 This is crazy. 424 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,720 Brian, I'm so sorry. 425 00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:21,971 Look_. 426 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:26,059 I don't... I don't want to put myselfwhere I don't belong. 427 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:30,814 If you ever need me, you just call me and I'll be there for you. 428 00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,109 Thanks, bnan. 429 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,027 See you. 430 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,547 Wow. This whole Philly thing has been so much fun 431 00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:58,591 that I may have lost sight of what really matters. 432 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,320 I mean, having fun is not nearly as important 433 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,680 as being good to the people who you really care about. 434 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,516 I mean, that's just roommates 101. 435 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,893 Oh! Come on! Oh! 436 00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:10,687 On damn! 437 00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:12,647 "You win!" 438 00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:21,896 How good did that feel? That felt really good, actually.