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Have you seen Darryl?

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He's around here somewhere.

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Hmm.

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Erin: Yeah, Darryl's here.

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So's Santa claus.
It's just a regular Thursday.

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Neither guy is here!
And it's Friday!

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Welcome to me and
Darryl's world of lies!

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Erin: Nobody knows it yet, but
Darryl already started working in Philly.

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So now he has to
sneak out of here like the

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sneakiest little
sneaky-sneak you ever saw.

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And I'm his helper! It's so fun.

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Darryl, meet bear-yl.

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How much did you pay for that?

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Nothing.
Won him at the carnival.

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Spent a ton on tickets, though.

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Drive safe!

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Everybody knows I go to Philly.

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I've just been using
sick days I saved up.

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But Erin was so excited about being
sneaky-sneaks, I went along with it.

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(Laughs) Darryl,
you are too much!

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That guy's hilarious.
He's here today.

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I've really been putting
in the hours on this mural.

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And my boss is totally okay with
it, because he's in The Bahamas

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and has no clue
what anybody is doing.

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I'm usually very self-critical.
I hate what I paint,

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but I don't know, this time
I feel like it's, um...

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It's really coming together.
Oh, my god!

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(Exclaims)

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You've got to be kidding me!

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What is... are those...
Are those butts?

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Pam: No way. No way!

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Excuse me, everyone. Is it okay
if I leave early from work today?

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It's Phillip's first birthday,
and the senator

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and I are hosting
a party at our house.

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Oh, cute! 80 there'ii
be a bunch of kids?

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No, no children. Our
house is not kid-friendly.

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Most of our furniture is sharp.

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Also, ew.

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It will mostly be
campaign donors.

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Angela, I am prepared
to donate a whopping

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$8 to lipton for america
to have an invitation...

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No, no. Please.

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You know, actually, none of you

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could even really make
the cut for this thing.

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Which I am so sad about!

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Angela. You're going to find
out, so I thought I'd let you know

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that, uh,
Robert invited me, too.

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What?

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He said he wanted
me there for support.

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His wife.

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Angela's husband
and I are in love.

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Butas a politician in this town,

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you still need the conventional
blonde wife on your lawn signs.

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He is risking everything
to have me there today.

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(Chuckles)

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We agreed that you wouldn't be
seen with him in public.

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It's humiliating for me.

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Well, if you get to bring
a stud, maybe I do, too.

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Hey. Hey.

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Jim: We are splitting a sublet
on a place near Philly.

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Just a couple of grown,
sexy-ass roommates.

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And as much as I
miss Pam and the kids,

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it's, uh, kind of nice to live the bachelor
life again. You know? Let your hair down?

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Darryl: Jim was nice enough
to give me his bedroom...

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Jim: I'm couching it!

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Darryl: Which usually means
there are clothes all over the living room.

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Jim: And this
dude labels his food.

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He's the clean one, I'm the
messy one. How much fun is this?

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Darryl: Llove Jim. I love
that he hooked me up with a job.

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It's just, he uses old
t-shirts as washrags.

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He doesn't wash his dishes.
Apparently they need to "soak."

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He hooked me up with a job.

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Attention, everyone! Can I
have your attention, please?

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Yeah, I don't know everybody's
name down here,

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but whoever did this, will
you please raise your hand?

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Hello? This is not over, okay?

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I will stay up here all day if!
Have to. Is that what you want?

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Yeah, I will also come down
if I want to. It's my choice.

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Pam:
I don't demand justice often.

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I'm not like Angela,
who calls a lawyer

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every time someone watches a
YouTube video of animals doing it.

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But someone should get
fired over this, right?

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Val's no help.
Andy's gone. Jim's out.

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I just feel like
I'm on my own here.

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I mean, okay,
not completely on my own,

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but in terms of people
who can do something.

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Thank you, Brian.

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(Sighs)

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Hey, so, Wade wants to send
people to the Sloan conference.

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We got to compile
a list of our target clients.

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Already on it. I ordered them
by their Google trend rankings,

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so we know who to hit first.

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Who is this guy?

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(Laughs) We are killing it.

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Yes, sir! Yeah!

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Conference room. Everybody. Now!

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You don't have the clearance to
call a conference-room meeting.

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Yes, but David Wallace does,

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and he asked me to gather
everyone to talk about stuff

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that's gonna be revealed once we're
in the conference room for the meeting.

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You're telling me
David Wallace asked you

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to call a super-secret, classified
conference-room meeting?

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Yeah.

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Let's go, everyone!
Super-secret,

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classified
conference-room meeting! Now!

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Let's go.

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I have terrible news.

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Somebody defaced my mural. What?

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They painted all over it.

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I thought that's
what you were doing.

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Yeah, but this is different. Oh.

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They used worse
paint than your paint?

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I don't think so.
But they put paint

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where I didn't want paint. So...

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I thought you wanted paint
on the whole thing.

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Different colored paint.

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I wanted different colored paint

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in the spots where
they put their paint.

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So, it just is...
Okay, the point is,

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these warehouse
guys are vandals,

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and they need to be stopped.

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Yeah, and somebody had the balls

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to put my phone number on the
men's room wall, which is so messed up.

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It's 6-7-8-2, not 8-3!

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Uh, 6-7-8-3 is also
a good time. Less mileage.

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Pam, what can be done?

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Yes. Thank you!
Let's answer that question.

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I was politely saying nothing
can be done. I thought I was clear.

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What? Come on, guys! We need to

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figure out who did
this and punish them!

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This isn'tjust about me, this is
about all of us. This is our mural!

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Don't you see how much we worked
on this? How much time and energy?

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We put our heart and
soul into this thing.

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David Wallace
called this meeting?

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Sure did.

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I was as surprised
as you, but apparently

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he is very
passionate about public art.

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(All grumbling) No,
no, come on, guys! Dontgo!

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Pam? I'll help you.

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You will?

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If there's anything I hate
worse than art, it's crime.

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Thank you. I am in too, Pam.

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Yeah? Yes, of course!

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I believe in you,
I believe in your art,

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and I am bored.

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Great!

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I was hoping for
a righteous mob.

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I ended up with
Dwight and Nellie.

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But they both
have a mob mentality.

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And I'm pretty sure Dwight
has a pitchfork in his car.

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(Door opens)

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You need my pitchfork?

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(Sighs)

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Hey.

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(Exhales) What is it?
I have vengeance to exact.

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Exciting news. There's room for
one more at my son's birthday event,

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and I want you.

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Ah! I'm not interested.

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Wait, wait! The state
transportation secretary will be there.

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You could sell your beet-salt
idea to the highway people. Ah!

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If I get the de-icing gig,
it's going to be

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on merit, not
because I played politics.

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Hey. So, a little
birdiejust told me that

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Dwight can't come to
your son's birthday.

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So, do you want me
to go with you? No.

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Okay, I understand.
I'll just stay here, then,

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alone with the money.

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Oh, crap.

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I am handing out pieces of paper

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on which you will draw one human
butt. What I do with said drawings

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is no one's business but my own.

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You're going to compare them
to the butts up there.

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Incorrect. It is my fetish.
Oh, also, sign them.

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My fetish is signed
drawings of butts.

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I'm not drawing a butt.

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All right, then, no bottoms.

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Uh... we should ask you to
do big rounded w's.

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Yes, or nippleless breasts,
perhaps.

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Okay. Okay, I think it's time to get
back to work. Come on, fellas. Let's go.

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Or melons, like cantaloupes,

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with,
like, the halves are cutoff

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and then just
the bottom parts...

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Well,
this is getting us nowhere.

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We need another approach.
We need to find the weakest one

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and separate him from the group.

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Yeah, I think if we could get
Nate alone, we could crack him.

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We just need
a pretense to talk to him.

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We could tell him
that his mother is dying.

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That usually works on him.

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Nate!

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Your mother is dying!

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See? I feel bad about that.
Good. That's all right, that's all right.

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So she's going to
pull through again?

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That's great. Can I talk to her?

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No. She needs her rest again.

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Now, listen.
Now that we've got you here,

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let's talk about
this mural business.

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You know who the vandal is.

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Now, I know a lot of these
warehouse guys are your friends,

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but we've got chewing gum.

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Gum's gotten mintier lately,
have you noticed?

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Like,
some of it is just too minty.

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It's like they're literally
trying to hurt your mouth.

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Tell us who defaced the mural!

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He did it.

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All right, you can go.
Give him his gum.

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There's no gum.
There never was any gum!

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(Sighs)

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That's really rude.

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(Piano playing)

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(Indistinct chattering)

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Opening with puff pastries?
That's a bold play.

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They're saying, "it's only going to
get better from here? Good luck."

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That painting is just...

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How can anyone that weighs less
than a Guinea hen be so terrifying?

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Ladies and gentlemen,
senator and Angela lipton.

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(Applauding)

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Thanks, everybody,
thanks for coming.

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Phillip had no idea
he was so popular.

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(Laughs) (Attendees laughing)

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Oh, Robert, you're horrible.

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Simon, Maxine,
who let you guys in here?

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(Attendees laugh)

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This is the team.

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Nice job, man.

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You too, Darryl.

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What?

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Oh, man. I'm sorry about that.

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It's cool.
Reading is tricky sometimes.

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Oh, are you really
mad about this?

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That's my go-to thermos,
that's all. Oh, it's your go-to...

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Oh, man, that's a bummer.
I'm sorry about that.

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No big deal, no big deal.

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No, if it's a big deal,
it's a big deal.

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No, no, no. No big deal.

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No, no, no, no, no!
You don't have to do that!

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Honestly, I don't mind.

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Did want me to
wash it for you, or...

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I don't know.
Are you going to wash it,

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or you gonna let it soak?

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Okay.

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Here you go.

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Thank you!

244
00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:41,618
So, frank, do you have any
thoughts, about what was done? By you.

245
00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:46,206
Maybe... maybe I could get
the ball rolling. Mmm-hmm.

246
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:47,833
Um, frank?

247
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,210
Hi. Pam.

248
00:11:50,294 --> 00:11:56,133
Um, I am so sorry if I've
done anything to offend you.

249
00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:58,635
I'm sure it isn't
easy for you guys

250
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:02,681
to have an upstairs person
coming down in yourspace, so_.

251
00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,976
Truly, if... I apologize.

252
00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:09,229
But enough about me. Your turn.

253
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:18,155
Insert apology here, frank?
(Laughs nervously)

254
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,325
I'm sorry I didn't
like your crappy doodles.

255
00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:25,037
I drew a butt.
Big deal. Butts are funny.

256
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,623
Well, I didn't think
that butt was funny.

257
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,434
Well, maybe if you got
the stick out of yours...

258
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:30,918
What was that? You know what?

259
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:35,005
You people can't
fire me, so screw you.

260
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:41,011
Whoa! Hey! That is not okay!

261
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:42,930
What are you going
to do about that?

262
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:44,514
It... compliment.

263
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,850
The first "sorry"
sounded sincere.

264
00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:51,229
There were two or three
sorrys in there. So it's a lot.

265
00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:54,524
Thatsucked. He didn't apologize.

266
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,026
There's no talking to that guy.

267
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,612
Oh, your little feelings party
didn't work out, huh?

268
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:02,157
Who won the hugging contest? No,
let me guess. Everyone tied for first.

269
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,450
We should just take him down.

270
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:05,994
Wait, are you saying...

271
00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:09,206
I'm saying we should go
scorched-earth on that guy's face.

272
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,169
Normally,
I find Pam to be a comforting

273
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,296
if unarousing
presence around the office,

274
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,298
like a well-watered fern.

275
00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:20,884
But today, she has
tapped into this vengeful,

276
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:24,137
violent side,
and I'm like, "wow,

277
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,348
"Pam has kind of a good butt!"

278
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:30,161
He messed with something
that was important to you.

279
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,345
We need to mess with something
that's important to him.

280
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,314
Alnfle eye-for-an-eye
action. Yes! Yes!

281
00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:36,400
Go all hammurabi on this clown.

282
00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:38,443
We need an infiltrator.

283
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,948
I know just the man for the job.

284
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:46,702
Clark?

285
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,912
He even looks like a mole.

286
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:51,832
One of his tee shots can wipe
out a whole owl population.

287
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,709
(All laugh)

288
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,086
You two seem very close.

289
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,588
Yesinetegoodfnends
goodfnends yeah.

290
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:01,091
And I suppose that may
ruffle a few feathers.

291
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:04,094
Because for a long time,
our party

292
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,972
has turned its back on
the hispanic people.

293
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:12,602
Well, that is not who I am. I am
a friend of the latino community.

294
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:18,191
And if you ask me, it's time
we bid bigotry hasta luego.

295
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,401
(All chuckling)

296
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:22,362
Now, does my embrace
of hispanics make me

297
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,865
more electable,
given demographic trends?

298
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,783
I don't know, and I don't care.

299
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,077
What I care about is Oscar.

300
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:33,206
My friend, mi amigo, Oscar.

301
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:39,588
Maybe I should be insulted
that he only invited me here

302
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,090
to be his token Mexican friend,

303
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:45,635
but he could have invited any
number of hispanics that he knows.

304
00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:49,056
His gardener, rohelio,
or he could have invited...

305
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:51,308
Roheho,

306
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,517
but he chose me.

307
00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:57,147
Rohelio's Malaysian.

308
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,150
That son of
a bitch is Malaysian.

309
00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:05,614
(Exhales)

310
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:07,032
Oh, hey. Hey.

311
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,677
Hey, I usually watch TV during
my lunch break. That's cool?

312
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,119
Yeah, totally. All right.

313
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:19,503
It's mine, don't worry.

314
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:20,712
I didn't say anything.

315
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,005
I don't think you had to.

316
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:23,799
Excuse me?

317
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:27,473
I think you might be going a little
crazy with this labeling thing, man.

318
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:30,639
I mean, you put your name
on a five-pound bag of flour.

319
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,196
Are you honestly saying that if!
Needed flour, I couldn't use that?

320
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,369
What do you need flour for, Jim?

321
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,394
That's not the point.

322
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,605
What, you making bread?
No, I'm not making bread.

323
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:39,791
What bread you making?
Pumpernickel?

324
00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:41,250
Darryl, it doesn't matter.
Darryl! I think you know

325
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,434
the point I'm trying to make!

326
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,988
All right, I'm being ajerk.

327
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,700
You got me this job.
I should be grateful.

328
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:55,372
I am, I just... you know, I get a
little finicky about my stuff. That's all.

329
00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,210
It's all good. Are we all good?

330
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,254
We good.

331
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:05,882
What's that cooler?

332
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,467
Nothing. It's mine.

333
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,227
What happened to
my tavis smileys?

334
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,896
Oh, crap, were those yours?

335
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,457
I never want to see you working

336
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,442
in the upstairs office again!
Do you hear me?

337
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:28,488
But my only crime was
loving the local sports teams

338
00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:30,031
and trying to be
one of the guys!

339
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,826
Silence! You will now be
working in the warehouse

340
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,786
with the untouchables.

341
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,706
Now, go make your
hands rough with work!

342
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,583
Okay, boss!

343
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,002
Okay. Pam, you know
this is ridiculous, right?

344
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,920
You're smarter than this.
(Both shushing)

345
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,065
This is never going to work!
(Shushing)

346
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,257
Remember your lines.

347
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,301
What lines? Go move some paper!

348
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,461
Hey, you know that guy frank
who works in the warehouse?

349
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,033
He's not my hire,
but I know who he is.

350
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,975
Okay, what is he like?
What's important to him?

351
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,698
Does he have, like, a favorite
pair of boots, or a lunch box, or...

352
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,050
What, is he retiring? You
getting him a gift or something?

353
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,270
Yeah, something like that.

354
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:04,733
I know he loves
his pickup truck.

355
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,109
Oh, great! His truck!

356
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:08,421
Great, get the plate number.
Okay, do you know the plate...

357
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,030
Never mind.
Why would you know that?

358
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,448
And why would I be asking that?

359
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:12,949
So we know which truck to...

360
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,353
Hey,
while I got you on the phone,

361
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,913
your husband is like a sloppy
homeless hobo. Can you fix that?

362
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,281
Yeah, I was kind of hoping
you could. I got to go, bye.

363
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,125
Come on.

364
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:31,051
Hold on a second. Uh, sundeep,
let's get you closer to the senator.

365
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,886
Just about there. Great.

366
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,888
And Oscar,
I'm going to need you to step

367
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,932
a little closer to
the senator as well.

368
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,892
Somewhere there.
He's blocking me.

369
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,185
It's only a photo, honey.

370
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,519
Excuse me, what's your name?

371
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,896
Shawn. Lashawn, great.

372
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,398
You want to be in a photo?
Right this way. Not you.

373
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:46,942
Oscar: No, he put me here.

374
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,628
He put you right in
front of me? Yes, he did.

375
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:49,921
Yes! He put you
right in front of me?

376
00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:54,407
Now, iet'sjustwheel Margaret
right in front here. Ow!

377
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,702
Oscar. Angela. Robefl_.

378
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,204
Smile!

379
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,830
(Camera shutter clicking)

380
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:02,999
I'm done. What are you...

381
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,335
Isthatsupposed to be my mural?

382
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,046
Yeah. Frank draws
a butt on your mural,

383
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:11,007
I'm drawing your mural
on frank's truck's butt.

384
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,676
Eye for an eye, mamacita.

385
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,302
Oh, Dwight, that's really sweet.

386
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,806
Let's see yours. Oh, no,
I'm embarrassed. It's stupid.

387
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,850
This is amazing! That's frank!

388
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,979
And he's leaving
a trail of poops?

389
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,356
Yeah. And he has saggy boobs.

390
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,483
Yeah, I saw that. That's great!

391
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,318
(Sighs) I feel better.

392
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,612
Good, I'm glad you feel better.

393
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,864
This has been a wonderful day.
I have to say,

394
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,033
I like hanging out
with a vengeful bitch.

395
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,911
I know.
You miss Angela, don't you?

396
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,680
(Groans) Don't sympathize.
You're ruining the mood. Back to work!

397
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,292
Draw his penis!

398
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:51,047
I got back at frank in the
most fitting way possible.

399
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,590
With my art.

400
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:54,652
You know,
the paints are water-based,

401
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:55,861
it's going to
come off with a hose,

402
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,071
but I think
the lesson will last a...

403
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,179
Lady!

404
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,724
My truck? You had no right!

405
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,183
No, you had no right!

406
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:04,436
It's a $40,000 truck!

407
00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:05,687
So? You started it!

408
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,439
So? So somebody
needs to shut you up!

409
00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:09,024
Br ' Ian. Hey, hey, hey! Ah!

410
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:10,400
Pam: Whoa!

411
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,610
Brian: Easy!
Frank: Son of a bitch!

412
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:13,737
Pam: Guys!

413
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,263
Brian:
You're going to hit a woman?

414
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,367
Thanks so much for coming.

415
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:20,493
Thankyousornuch thank you.

416
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:22,620
Well!

417
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,957
Have we all calmed down yet?

418
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,709
Yes. Sorry about that.

419
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,586
It was all my fault.

420
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,838
Let's all try to
do better next time.

421
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,548
Kevin, great to see you.

422
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,091
Yeah. Thank you for the food.

423
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,301
Oh, and also,

424
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,552
you suck.

425
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:39,429
I beg your pardon?

426
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:42,307
You're, like, a terrible person.

427
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:47,103
These guys care about you,
and you're just using them.

428
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:51,775
Again, the food was very good.

429
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,302
Well, I'm going to say
something to the producers.

430
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,203
No, no. It's...
You shouldn't be fired.

431
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:04,913
I mean,
you were just protecting me.

432
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,374
It's all good. I knew
what I was doing. It's...

433
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,435
I'm sorry about your mural,
though. I mean, because...

434
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,779
Oh, no.
You put so much into that.

435
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,146
Forget about my mural.
It's stupid.

436
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,421
No, you worked hard on that.

437
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,257
That guy's an animal. I'm
glad they're firing him, too.

438
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,468
This is crazy.

439
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,720
Brian, I'm so sorry.

440
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:21,971
Look_.

441
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:26,059
I don't... I don't want to put
myselfwhere I don't belong.

442
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:30,814
If you ever need me, you just
call me and I'll be there for you.

443
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,109
Thanks, bnan.

444
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,027
See you.

445
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,547
Wow. This whole Philly
thing has been so much fun

446
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:58,591
that I may have lost sight
of what really matters.

447
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,320
I mean, having fun is
not nearly as important

448
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,680
as being good to the people
who you really care about.

449
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,516
I mean,
that's just roommates 101.

450
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,893
Oh! Come on! Oh!

451
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:10,687
On damn!

452
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:12,647
"You win!"

453
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:21,715
How good did that feel?
That felt really good, actually.

454
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,533
(Laughs)