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[cell door slams]
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[theme song playing]
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[cell door slams]
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[cell door slams]
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[inmates singing in Spanish]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Come on!
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Go. Fuck!
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-Seriously?
-What you want me to do?
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It's like a fucking carnaval out there.
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That don't mean
we gotta behave like animals.
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You think animals got oral hygiene?
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I hate everybody.
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[Aleida] We ain't gonna
let this take us down.
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You hear me?
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-We're gonna fight it.
-Are you stupid?
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Kids that go into the system is like
flushin' a goldfish down the toilet.
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They don't swim back up.
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Well, I've had more than my share
of toilets reversing their shit and piss
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and dead goldfish
all over my bathroom floor.
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I got you back, didn't I?
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You got lucky once
because the caseworker died,
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and the temp spiked
her Big Gulp with vodka.
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But now, we don't know the caseworker.
We're in jail.
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How do you think this plays?
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You know, if fucking Bennett
wouldn't have lost his balls--
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This is your fault.
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You just had to, huh?
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Snatch my baby from a lady
that would've bought her organic,
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and piano lessons,
and toys made out of wood.
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Listen, Cesar's gonna get out,
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-and he's gonna fix this.
-[sighs]
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-He punched two cops.
-Please.
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I seen him beat a murder rap
where they found the gun in his pants.
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His sharky cousin, Duardo, got a Jew
who reps everyone in the game.
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Cesar will be back on the street
in like a week, I'm telling you.
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Cool. I guess I don't have
nothin' to worry about.
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I'm not saying it's gonna be easy.
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I'm saying we still got cards.
We're alive.
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And don't kid yourself.
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Babies hate wood toys.
They don't make noise or nothing.
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That's some yuppie bullshit.
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[sighs]
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[inmates chatting indistinctly]
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-Morning.
-Dwight.
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I'm glad you're here.
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Turns out we, but mostly you,
have a very big problem.
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Oh, good gobsmackers,
I did it again last night, didn't I?
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If you mean your impression of a sack
of marbles being dumped in a dryer,
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then, yes, you did it.
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For six fucking hours straight.
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I am so sorry, Mrs. Reznikov.
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Ugh, this is so embarrassing.
It's my greatest affliction.
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Mmm, I'm gonna say you weren't
the afflicted one last night, no?
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You were asleep.
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I know, I know.
But you have no idea.
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I've tried everything.
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[sighs]
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Those sticky strips for your nose?
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Yes, but those don't work for me
because the problem isn't my nose.
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It's my uvula.
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I have an abnormally large uvula.
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Of course you do.
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[Piper] Larry snored.
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I used to stick books under the top
of his side of the mattress
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so his head would stay elevated.
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-And that worked?
-Not really.
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But half an Ativan did.
It knocked me right out.
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And if I was asleep first,
it didn't bother me.
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I guess that's not helpful
in this situation.
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That's not happening.
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Today or any other day.
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It's just until it dries.
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It's just until... No!
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Mi casa is not su casa, comprende?
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I mean, okay,
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but when it starts to grow mildew,
we're both gonna smell it.
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You gotta think globally.
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[Red chuckling]
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-You have one hour.
-Let's see how it goes.
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I mean, it's a little humid, you know?
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Yep.
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Uh, nope.
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Error.
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Your shoes can't go on that floor, scarfy.
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They're shoes.
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I'm aware, but you live on the top bunk.
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The floor is a part of the bottom bunks.
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[female officer] Count time, ladies.
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Let's move it!
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[inmate sighs]
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So, I'm supposed to, what,
hang shit off the ceiling?
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You free to do whatever you want
with the ceiling.
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That ain't a way to live.
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Look, all I'm sayin' is,
before y'all got here,
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this floor was bottom-bunk property.
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Now, you showin' your face
don't change the rules.
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I don't care how much
your mama loves you.
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Um, excuse me, sir,
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is it okay if I keep
my shoes on the floor?
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Sure.
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Okay, okay, that's how you want it?
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You and Tova got beef now.
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First of all, your name ain't Tova.
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I'm sorry?
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Black people been naming
their kids some crazy shit,
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but Tova ain't on the list.
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Unless the "V" is, like,
a five or somethin'.
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It's Hebrew.
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[clicks tongue] Please, you ain't no Jew.
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You wanna say that again, bitch?
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Like you was born in Karachi.
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[Taystee laughs]
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[female officer]
Okay, that's it for count.
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Remember, we have a meeting
in the chapel in five minutes.
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Everyone should be walking.
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[inmates muttering]
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Even you, puffy head.
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[indistinct chatter]
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There's so many Mexicans now.
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It's like a Home Depot
parkin' lot in here.
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Dominicans.
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If you're gonna be racist,
you gotta be accurate,
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or you just look dumb.
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Is Dominicans the ones that
wear gold chains and smoke cigars
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-and swim to Florida?
-No.
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Is it the coffee and the coke
and the "Hips Don't Lie"?
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No, they talk a lot
and play baseball,
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and they're always like,
"I'm super not black,"
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even though Haiti
is the exact same island.
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That's right.
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Yeah, I hate them.
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Caputo! [clapping]
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Morning, ladies.
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For those of you who don't know,
I am Mr. Caputo,
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and I am the Director of Human Activity
here at Litchfield.
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This is CO Piscatella.
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I have asked him
to stay on here at camp
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as our new Captain of the Guards.
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It's my old job.
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-Judy King!
-[inmate yelling] Judy!
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So...
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things have gotten a little
crowded around here, huh?
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We at MCC are aware
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that new situations can be trying
for you ladies.
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So we called this meeting
to let you know
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of the measures we're taking
for your comfort and safety.
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For instance, porta-potties have been
installed out in the yard
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to take some of the...
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strain from the bathrooms.
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We gotta shit outside now?
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Side note, porta-potty maintenance
will be an additional responsibility
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for our janitorial jobs crew.
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[Taystee] Hell, no!
[Suzanne] Yes!
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We gonna get jobs?
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Job assignments for new inmates
is still under review.
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We'll get to that at a future time.
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MCC realizes it can be challenging
living with this many people.
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But we thought ahead.
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And today, on your way out,
each of you will receive...
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a free pair of earplugs.
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-You're kidding me, right?
-[inmate 1] Oh, man!
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[Taystee] Judy King!
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You just pop these babies in,
lie back in your bunk,
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and it's...
like you're on a desert island.
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Where is Sophia Burset?
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[inmate 2] Where is she?
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[inmate 3] That's some bullshit, Caputo.
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We also have a plan in place
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for stress management
in these transitional times.
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Breathing exercises.
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Calm you right down.
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CO Piscatella, please.
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Okay, so...
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we are going to inhale on a count of five,
hold it for five,
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then exhale on a count of five, okay?
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Repeat after me.
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[inhales deeply]
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[mock inhaling]
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[scoffing]
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-[air horn blaring]
-[all exclaiming]
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-Jesus Christ!
-Whoa!
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He couldn't have passed out
the earplugs first?
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I'm sorry, did that sound
in any way optional?
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Because it could save your life one day.
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Now... inhale!
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[all inhaling]
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[speaking Spanish]
Our lives are about to change, Ruiz.
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About to?
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Somebody already stole
my shower shoes.
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Look around you, dumbass.
Don't you get it?
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-What?
-We're the majority now.
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[chuckles]
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Whoo.
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The Colombian cartels...
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their time is over!
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Now, it's the Mexicans
moving powder up I-90
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and deliverin' it to our neighborhoods,
like the fuckin' UPS guy!
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They don't care about us,
they don't care about our family,
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they don't care about our heritage.
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They're all about the money.
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We're all about love!
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[all speaking Spanish] Homeland forever!
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[speaking English]
That's why we're gonna destroy 'em.
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These cundangos think
they're gonna run our city?
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Well, guess what.
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El Chapo's in jail,
but El León is still here!
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Dominican forever!
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[all speaking Spanish] Homeland forever!
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[speaking English]
Now, for the real reason we're here.
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To say happy birthday
to my baby girl, Maria!
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-Come on, Maria!
-[all cheering]
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[grunts]
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[laughs]
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See, princess? This is all for you.
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Everybody came out tonight for you.
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[upbeat music playing]
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-My cake.
-That's your cake!
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What's that, honey?
What's it say there?
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[Maria] Maria!
[El León] Who's that?
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-Me.
-That's you! That's right!
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Happy birthday.
Give Daddy a kiss.
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[El León laughs]
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[speaking Spanish] Arlenis,
still the hottest girl at the party.
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Shut your lying mouth.
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Happy birthday.
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I made my special quipes for you.
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[speaking Spanish]
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No. Put that away. What are you doing?
It's a party.
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Take it.
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For your son's leg.
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Surgery is expensive.
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Gracias, León.
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[both speaking Spanish]
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We take care of our people.
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[speaking Spanish]
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-[Maria exclaiming]
-[El León laughs]
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[speaking English]
What do you say, baby?
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[speaking Spanish] Homeland forever!
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[speaking English] Yes!
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You know, you're captain now.
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You can take off that uniform,
put on a suit.
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I prefer the uniform, sir.
It keeps me action-ready.
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-Healy?
-Yes, sir?
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Boss-man, sir.
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Listen, I put Judy King in room four.
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Everybody who used to be in room four,
I moved into room five.
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You gave her a private room?
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No, that would be special treatment.
I've given her...
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a business class room.
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By herself?
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No, we're giving her a roommate,
like everyone else who's--
254
00:13:21,929 --> 00:13:25,557
Like everyone else who has 39 roommates,
but that's on an average.
255
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,476
Why are you riding me on this one?
256
00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:30,562
HQ has got its twat in a knot over this.
257
00:13:30,645 --> 00:13:33,941
Public relations, yada yada.
We gotta keep her happy.
258
00:13:34,024 --> 00:13:37,402
You do understand the business
that we're doing here?
259
00:13:37,486 --> 00:13:41,240
Yes, the business I'm in charge of.
260
00:13:41,323 --> 00:13:45,285
So you need to find me someone
she can get along with.
261
00:13:45,369 --> 00:13:49,915
-You know the ladies.
-I'm processing 80 new inmates, Joe.
262
00:13:49,999 --> 00:13:51,833
I got enough on my plate here.
263
00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:56,922
Well, scrape it off.
Judy King is your new main course.
264
00:13:58,590 --> 00:14:00,467
Watch your attitude, Healy.
265
00:14:00,550 --> 00:14:05,639
MCC, they love a recent college graduate
with no salary quote.
266
00:14:10,895 --> 00:14:12,312
[inmates grumbling]
267
00:14:13,939 --> 00:14:18,402
Yes, if he goes off the pills,
his balls might go back to a normal size,
268
00:14:18,485 --> 00:14:19,904
but so will everything else.
269
00:14:19,987 --> 00:14:22,907
It'll be like 2009 all over again.
270
00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:24,116
Benny?
271
00:14:24,199 --> 00:14:25,659
Yeah.
272
00:14:25,742 --> 00:14:27,912
I'm okay.
273
00:14:27,995 --> 00:14:31,081
Listen, papi, I need you to do
something for me, all right?
274
00:14:31,165 --> 00:14:36,086
I want you to go over to Michael's
and tell his mom that Sophia's in the SHU.
275
00:14:37,546 --> 00:14:39,589
And she didn't do nothin' wrong.
276
00:14:46,721 --> 00:14:49,975
[inmate 1] Oh, that ain't right.
[inmate 2] Come on, man.
277
00:14:50,059 --> 00:14:51,685
[inmates muttering in Spanish]
278
00:14:59,776 --> 00:15:01,070
[Maritza chuckles]
279
00:15:02,654 --> 00:15:04,406
Hey, Doggett.
280
00:15:06,616 --> 00:15:08,202
I'm feeling a lot better.
281
00:15:09,286 --> 00:15:11,997
-How you feelin'?
-I'm okay.
282
00:15:12,081 --> 00:15:14,583
-That was a gnarly seizure.
-I'm fine.
283
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,419
You should really make sure
you're gettin' enough rest.
284
00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:19,046
I read that helps.
I've been readin' up.
285
00:15:19,129 --> 00:15:20,214
Yeah?
286
00:15:20,297 --> 00:15:23,342
Thanks, okay, for readin'.
287
00:15:28,472 --> 00:15:31,558
Yeah, uh, good night's sleep, Doggett.
288
00:15:31,641 --> 00:15:33,310
That'll fix you right up.
289
00:15:34,728 --> 00:15:37,356
Well, ain't he thoughtful?
290
00:15:37,439 --> 00:15:41,193
Got a real tight ass on him, too.
Have you noticed?
291
00:15:41,276 --> 00:15:43,195
Reminds me of my second husband.
292
00:15:43,278 --> 00:15:44,779
Mmm.
293
00:15:44,863 --> 00:15:46,323
Lucky you.
294
00:15:50,244 --> 00:15:54,623
Look, frankly, I don't know why Mr. Caputo
didn't leave me in my assigned bunk.
295
00:15:54,706 --> 00:15:56,666
I would've been perfectly happy there.
296
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,710
Well, I'm sure you would've.
297
00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:02,672
Although, let's admit it.
That bunk was a bit...
298
00:16:03,923 --> 00:16:05,759
urban for you.
299
00:16:05,842 --> 00:16:07,177
You mean black?
300
00:16:08,762 --> 00:16:13,850
Well, no, I mean, you don't wanna
be the only star in the night sky.
301
00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:16,686
Oh, I have no problem
with black people, Mr. Healy.
302
00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:18,147
Do you?
303
00:16:19,481 --> 00:16:21,400
No, of course not.
304
00:16:21,483 --> 00:16:24,069
They're friendly, individually.
305
00:16:25,237 --> 00:16:28,157
-As a group, though--
-Well, I get along with everybody.
306
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:32,869
My daddy used to say,
"Well, Judy will talk to a dog in a hat."
307
00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:35,289
[chuckling] Asians, the other way around.
308
00:16:35,372 --> 00:16:38,708
Hardworking people, clean,
but one-on-one, they--
309
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:40,294
Look, let me tell you somethin'
about a roommate.
310
00:16:40,377 --> 00:16:42,837
All I care is that she's clean
and considerate.
311
00:16:42,921 --> 00:16:45,257
Beyond that, I don't care
if she comes from the moon.
312
00:16:46,550 --> 00:16:53,390
But, of course, no fatties, Nebraskans
or anybody with too much hair.
313
00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:57,727
I understand you perfectly.
314
00:17:00,064 --> 00:17:01,815
[commentator speaking Spanish on TV]
315
00:17:09,239 --> 00:17:12,159
These cocolos all over the ball
like it's a free sandwich.
316
00:17:12,242 --> 00:17:13,868
[Maria] Cocolos? For real?
317
00:17:14,453 --> 00:17:17,081
I bet you got cousins
darker than they are, pana.
318
00:17:17,164 --> 00:17:19,333
They ain't black-black.
They indigenous.
319
00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:22,502
Yo, the score's been zero-zero for,
like, 40 minutes!
320
00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:23,878
This shit is boring!
321
00:17:23,962 --> 00:17:26,090
It's only the most popular sport
in the world,
322
00:17:26,173 --> 00:17:27,841
but whatever, grumpy.
323
00:17:27,924 --> 00:17:30,135
It's not a sport. It's running.
324
00:17:30,219 --> 00:17:31,845
[inmate] Yeah, we wanna watch
the Travel Channel.
325
00:17:31,928 --> 00:17:34,598
They got a show on there
about hotels in Europe
326
00:17:34,681 --> 00:17:35,974
where they have swim-up bars.
327
00:17:36,058 --> 00:17:37,476
-No.
-What?
328
00:17:37,559 --> 00:17:38,685
She asked nicely!
329
00:17:38,768 --> 00:17:42,272
And I said, "No."
You need a replay on anything else?
330
00:17:42,356 --> 00:17:45,609
She ain't swimming to Euro booze
no time soon anyhow.
331
00:17:45,692 --> 00:17:47,194
Hey, come on.
332
00:17:47,277 --> 00:17:49,113
You gonna let 'em step?
333
00:17:49,196 --> 00:17:52,282
[mouths] Look how many there fucking are.
Come on.
334
00:17:52,366 --> 00:17:53,408
Fuckin' brownies.
335
00:17:53,492 --> 00:17:55,327
[scoffs] There ain't never just one.
336
00:18:00,832 --> 00:18:01,958
[speaking Spanish] Yo, Flores.
337
00:18:06,546 --> 00:18:08,047
What's up with you?
338
00:18:08,132 --> 00:18:10,842
Everyone's already pissed at us.
339
00:18:10,925 --> 00:18:14,304
You're acting like an asshole.
340
00:18:14,388 --> 00:18:15,722
It's a World Cup qualifier.
341
00:18:15,805 --> 00:18:17,516
[speaks Spanish]
342
00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:21,520
[speaking English] Never in the history of
FIFA has the Dominican Republic qualified.
343
00:18:21,603 --> 00:18:23,522
[speaking Spanish] Because they stink.
344
00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:26,150
-So what the fuck?
-It's about national pride.
345
00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:27,859
[speaking English] Fuck national pride.
346
00:18:27,942 --> 00:18:30,279
-[in Spanish] What is the matter with you?
-Their coach is from Cuba!
347
00:18:30,362 --> 00:18:31,571
That's not his fault.
348
00:18:31,655 --> 00:18:33,240
You know it's all bullshit, right?
349
00:18:34,616 --> 00:18:37,202
[speaking English] Like,
we're all the same, Cuban, Puerto Ricans.
350
00:18:37,286 --> 00:18:40,414
[speaking Spanish] We're all mestizos,
we all eat rice and beans.
351
00:18:40,497 --> 00:18:43,625
Holy shit, when people hear about this,
there will be no more war.
352
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:45,335
[speaking English] Fuck you, Flores.
353
00:18:45,419 --> 00:18:47,629
[speaking Spanish]
You can't even tell us apart.
354
00:18:47,712 --> 00:18:50,424
You thought I was Venezuelan for,
like, two months.
355
00:18:50,507 --> 00:18:54,469
I've been in here three years
getting ignored and shit on.
356
00:18:54,553 --> 00:18:57,556
But now?
No one's gonna push us around.
357
00:18:57,639 --> 00:18:58,723
You hear me?
358
00:19:04,896 --> 00:19:07,816
-[Maria laughing] So stupid.
-I know.
359
00:19:10,277 --> 00:19:11,528
All right!
360
00:19:12,487 --> 00:19:15,199
-Thank you.
-Come on.
361
00:19:15,282 --> 00:19:18,076
[El León] They got fucking factories
churning this shit out, man.
362
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:21,120
They got the whole market on lock,
the whole country.
363
00:19:21,205 --> 00:19:22,831
Fucking Mexicans, man.
364
00:19:22,914 --> 00:19:24,040
Wait, is that your dad?
365
00:19:24,123 --> 00:19:25,709
It's like cumming inside of Jesus.
366
00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:26,876
[laughing] I'm telling you.
367
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:30,297
Pero, but for three days,
I felt like I had bugs all over me.
368
00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:33,091
Maria.
369
00:19:33,175 --> 00:19:34,676
Maria's friend. Que hay?
370
00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:36,720
-[chuckles] Hey.
-We gotta study.
371
00:19:36,803 --> 00:19:38,263
You're not gonna introduce us?
372
00:19:39,598 --> 00:19:40,765
I'm Sirena.
373
00:19:44,018 --> 00:19:45,937
Well, it's nice to meet you, Sirena.
374
00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:49,065
You know why they call me El León?
375
00:19:49,148 --> 00:19:51,235
Because you made it up.
Your name is Jorge.
376
00:19:51,318 --> 00:19:52,486
[chuckles]
377
00:19:53,737 --> 00:19:56,698
Our organization is called
Dominican Pride.
378
00:19:57,824 --> 00:20:00,076
Pride, like a herd of lions.
379
00:20:02,036 --> 00:20:03,538
-Where you from?
-Inwood.
380
00:20:03,622 --> 00:20:06,583
-[clicks tongue] Where you really from?
-San Cristóbal.
381
00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:08,543
When I was like two, though.
I don't remember.
382
00:20:08,627 --> 00:20:11,296
It don't matter. You still got the blood
running through your veins.
383
00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:13,673
-Oh, my God!
-I guess. [chuckles]
384
00:20:13,757 --> 00:20:15,509
Pretty girl like you,
385
00:20:15,592 --> 00:20:17,636
we need you to have pretty babies.
You hear me?
386
00:20:17,719 --> 00:20:20,472
Ugh! What is your problem?
Tu ta pasao!
387
00:20:20,555 --> 00:20:22,181
Qué? What? I'm being friendly!
388
00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:25,477
-Come on, let's get out of here!
-What, you embarrassed now?
389
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,061
I made you, baby girl!
390
00:20:27,145 --> 00:20:31,525
You got my blood and my nose.
And for that, I'm sorry, okay?
391
00:20:31,608 --> 00:20:32,859
[laughs]
392
00:20:32,942 --> 00:20:34,528
Oh, my God!
393
00:20:39,324 --> 00:20:42,076
So, that's why you never want
anyone to come over.
394
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,288
They all front like, "La patria,"
395
00:20:44,371 --> 00:20:47,416
but all they really do is sell drugs
and drink Presidente,
396
00:20:47,499 --> 00:20:51,545
then complain about, "Presidente doesn't
taste the same as like back home."
397
00:20:51,628 --> 00:20:53,463
The machete thing is cool.
398
00:20:53,547 --> 00:20:56,174
Why can't he just run
a bodega or something?
399
00:20:56,258 --> 00:20:57,342
Drive a bus?
400
00:20:57,426 --> 00:20:59,135
-[siren wails]
-[man] Hey!
401
00:21:02,806 --> 00:21:04,140
[panting]
402
00:21:06,268 --> 00:21:07,352
Oh, shit!
403
00:21:07,436 --> 00:21:10,314
It's that Mexican papi chulo
that hangs out next to school.
404
00:21:15,402 --> 00:21:17,028
[officer] Where is it? Come on.
405
00:21:25,662 --> 00:21:26,830
[gasps]
406
00:21:28,998 --> 00:21:30,249
[indistinct radio chatter]
407
00:21:30,334 --> 00:21:31,835
There's nothin'.
408
00:21:31,918 --> 00:21:34,504
Yeah, because you ditched it in the alley.
409
00:21:34,588 --> 00:21:35,839
We're not idiots, son.
410
00:21:42,637 --> 00:21:44,222
[grunts]
411
00:21:45,432 --> 00:21:47,266
Turn around. Behind your back.
412
00:21:50,395 --> 00:21:52,856
Hey, I'm not seein' anything.
413
00:21:52,939 --> 00:21:54,691
How about our friend there?
414
00:21:54,774 --> 00:21:55,817
Hey, you!
415
00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:57,444
Where'd you come from?
416
00:21:57,527 --> 00:21:58,695
I was just takin' a walk.
417
00:21:58,778 --> 00:22:00,489
Hands up! Against the wall!
418
00:22:00,572 --> 00:22:01,865
Ow! Ouch!
419
00:22:01,948 --> 00:22:04,409
What the-- Ow! Come on, man!
420
00:22:09,956 --> 00:22:12,083
-Anything?
-Nothing but ass.
421
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:13,418
-Fuck you!
-Watch your mouth, little girl!
422
00:22:13,502 --> 00:22:15,462
I ain't done nothin'!
You're wasting your time, yo!
423
00:22:15,545 --> 00:22:17,171
Shit!
424
00:22:19,716 --> 00:22:21,050
[Red] Ah!
425
00:22:22,636 --> 00:22:24,388
What are you smiling about?
426
00:22:26,848 --> 00:22:31,310
Just thinkin' about when I first got here
and all the shit that you put me through.
427
00:22:31,395 --> 00:22:34,981
But now look,
I'm at the big girls' table.
428
00:22:36,357 --> 00:22:39,986
Chapman and Reznikov sit here.
429
00:22:40,987 --> 00:22:42,406
And Norma.
430
00:22:42,489 --> 00:22:46,618
So, you're enjoying this, hmm?
Soaking in it like a bubble bath.
431
00:22:46,701 --> 00:22:48,620
What's not to like?
432
00:22:48,703 --> 00:22:50,914
Last few days,
I'm a Gambino up in here.
433
00:22:50,997 --> 00:22:54,418
Yes, I have noticed that you talk
with your hands more lately.
434
00:22:55,419 --> 00:22:57,253
[whispers] What should I cook
for your funeral?
435
00:22:57,336 --> 00:22:58,422
Pasta.
436
00:22:58,505 --> 00:23:01,925
You know, if I wanted to eat
a giant harsh-mellow,
437
00:23:02,008 --> 00:23:03,635
I'd be hanging out with Vause right now.
438
00:23:03,718 --> 00:23:07,138
You get some power in here,
they come gunning for you, darling.
439
00:23:07,221 --> 00:23:08,515
Trust me.
440
00:23:08,598 --> 00:23:13,144
Especially when they ask for their pay
and you don't have it.
441
00:23:14,270 --> 00:23:18,525
But they're scared of me.
That's my protective coating.
442
00:23:19,609 --> 00:23:23,196
I cold-heartedly fed
my own paramour to the wolves.
443
00:23:23,279 --> 00:23:24,614
She was a rebound,
444
00:23:24,698 --> 00:23:28,827
and you retaliated against her
after she stole your money.
445
00:23:28,910 --> 00:23:30,995
So, what I learned from that is,
446
00:23:31,079 --> 00:23:33,331
don't give Chapman
the chance to retaliate.
447
00:23:33,414 --> 00:23:34,583
Take her out first.
448
00:23:34,666 --> 00:23:36,626
Come on, now you're just tryin' to...
449
00:23:37,752 --> 00:23:39,378
scare me. I'm...
450
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,384
Do you think that I should get a shiv?
451
00:23:45,469 --> 00:23:46,761
[laughs]
452
00:23:46,845 --> 00:23:51,224
What, so they can take it away from you
and stab you in the throat?
453
00:23:51,307 --> 00:23:52,767
No, listen.
454
00:23:52,851 --> 00:23:55,353
Have you ever seen the president anywhere
455
00:23:55,436 --> 00:23:58,815
without an armored car
and a bunch of commandos in suits?
456
00:23:58,898 --> 00:24:01,192
No, because without them,
457
00:24:01,275 --> 00:24:04,320
he is still a Poindexter with skinny legs.
458
00:24:04,403 --> 00:24:05,864
Like you.
459
00:24:07,156 --> 00:24:10,619
So, you're saying I need to develop
kind of like a...
460
00:24:10,702 --> 00:24:12,120
mystique?
461
00:24:12,203 --> 00:24:15,915
You need them to think
you're stronger than you actually are.
462
00:24:18,668 --> 00:24:19,794
That's what you do.
463
00:24:19,878 --> 00:24:23,047
Me? Oh, no.
464
00:24:23,131 --> 00:24:25,592
My power is no illusion.
465
00:24:25,675 --> 00:24:28,637
I can fucking demolish you.
466
00:24:35,519 --> 00:24:38,813
Norma, you are a deadly force.
467
00:24:55,955 --> 00:24:57,248
Where's my shit?
468
00:24:57,999 --> 00:24:59,668
All the stuff I had on the window?
469
00:24:59,751 --> 00:25:02,712
Well, you like the floor so much,
I put it down there.
470
00:25:05,006 --> 00:25:09,468
I lost the space on top of my locker,
so I had to make it up.
471
00:25:09,553 --> 00:25:12,972
That's not my problem,
and this half of the window is my half.
472
00:25:13,056 --> 00:25:17,561
You on the east side of the cubicle.
This part belongs to the west bunk!
473
00:25:18,144 --> 00:25:20,396
How you even know what's
east and west up in here?
474
00:25:20,479 --> 00:25:23,357
When you pray to Mecca five times a day,
you figure that shit out!
475
00:25:24,776 --> 00:25:26,903
Bottom line,
I got way more things than you.
476
00:25:26,986 --> 00:25:27,987
Fair is fair.
477
00:25:28,071 --> 00:25:29,322
"Fair"?
478
00:25:29,405 --> 00:25:31,032
Well, by "fair," I actually mean,
479
00:25:31,115 --> 00:25:34,118
"I'm bigger and stronger,
and I got more friends."
480
00:25:34,202 --> 00:25:37,413
It's from the Latin word "fairay,"
meaning,
481
00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:39,332
"Go suck a fart...
482
00:25:39,415 --> 00:25:40,875
five times a day."
483
00:25:43,670 --> 00:25:45,129
You really wanna go there with me?
484
00:25:45,213 --> 00:25:48,299
Oh, went there, bought a house,
moved in, bitch.
485
00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:50,426
And now I'm remodeling the kitchen.
486
00:25:58,101 --> 00:25:59,435
That's what I thought.
487
00:26:03,732 --> 00:26:04,733
[sighs]
488
00:26:05,692 --> 00:26:07,443
[knocking on door]
489
00:26:09,237 --> 00:26:10,571
Hey.
490
00:26:13,658 --> 00:26:14,659
Hi.
491
00:26:14,743 --> 00:26:15,952
Welcome.
492
00:26:17,787 --> 00:26:19,497
[chuckles]
493
00:26:21,708 --> 00:26:23,459
[snoring]
494
00:26:32,677 --> 00:26:33,678
[inmate coughing]
495
00:26:35,263 --> 00:26:36,640
[snoring continues]
496
00:26:37,891 --> 00:26:39,684
[snoring continues]
497
00:26:43,688 --> 00:26:44,773
[groans]
498
00:26:46,650 --> 00:26:48,526
[snoring quiets]
499
00:26:48,609 --> 00:26:50,028
[snoring stops]
500
00:26:53,447 --> 00:26:54,658
[sighs contentedly]
501
00:26:55,909 --> 00:26:57,118
[snoring resumes]
502
00:27:08,254 --> 00:27:09,588
[snoring stops]
503
00:27:11,049 --> 00:27:12,591
[sighs]
504
00:27:12,676 --> 00:27:14,177
[snoring resumes]
505
00:27:18,389 --> 00:27:19,598
[snoring stops]
506
00:27:21,559 --> 00:27:22,811
[sighs]
507
00:27:24,771 --> 00:27:25,897
[sighs heavily]
508
00:27:27,606 --> 00:27:29,150
[snoring resumes loudly]
509
00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:30,526
[gasps]
510
00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:34,488
[groans]
511
00:27:36,783 --> 00:27:38,409
[bed creaking]
512
00:27:42,872 --> 00:27:43,915
[inmate] Twenty-two...
513
00:27:51,005 --> 00:27:52,716
[exhales]
514
00:27:58,387 --> 00:28:01,390
Did I do something to hurt you
in a previous life?
515
00:28:02,683 --> 00:28:04,728
I'm just stretching.
I didn't think you'd feel it.
516
00:28:04,811 --> 00:28:06,270
Well, I do.
517
00:28:07,188 --> 00:28:08,481
So, knock it off.
518
00:28:09,733 --> 00:28:12,276
You got a lot of anger, Chapman.
519
00:28:14,195 --> 00:28:15,404
[inmate 1 yawning]
520
00:28:21,786 --> 00:28:23,496
[inmate 2] Come on, get up.
521
00:28:24,580 --> 00:28:25,790
[inmate 1 sighs]
522
00:28:26,457 --> 00:28:27,917
[indistinct chatter]
523
00:28:35,424 --> 00:28:38,136
I don't know about you, kid,
but I'm not seein' it.
524
00:28:39,595 --> 00:28:41,723
What exactly are you
supposed to be seein'?
525
00:28:41,806 --> 00:28:43,599
Her limping around or somethin'?
526
00:28:43,682 --> 00:28:45,810
Let's just say that when you were...
527
00:28:45,894 --> 00:28:46,978
violated...
528
00:28:50,439 --> 00:28:52,859
you went through
a significant dip in morale.
529
00:28:56,195 --> 00:28:58,406
Well, maybe she's just
covering it up, you know,
530
00:28:58,489 --> 00:29:00,699
like turn that rape upside down
or whatever.
531
00:29:01,868 --> 00:29:05,038
Or maybe there's nothing to cover.
I mean, it's only been a couple of days.
532
00:29:05,121 --> 00:29:06,455
Maybe he's gotta warm up to it.
533
00:29:14,672 --> 00:29:16,800
-I don't...
-No, no.
534
00:29:16,883 --> 00:29:18,968
-No.
-Oh, shit!
535
00:29:19,052 --> 00:29:21,763
-See, I knew it.
-Oh, fuckin' asshole!
536
00:29:21,846 --> 00:29:23,514
No, don't cry.
537
00:29:23,597 --> 00:29:25,349
[both laughing]
538
00:29:25,433 --> 00:29:27,018
-Stop! I'm just kidding!
-You're a dick!
539
00:29:27,101 --> 00:29:28,186
[scoffs]
540
00:29:31,981 --> 00:29:34,650
He's still a fucking asshole.
541
00:29:34,733 --> 00:29:38,321
I mean, everyone tells you
it's gonna be completely different,
542
00:29:38,404 --> 00:29:41,282
but you don't really understand
543
00:29:41,365 --> 00:29:44,702
until you hear the words
"husband and wife."
544
00:29:44,786 --> 00:29:46,495
And then, it's just like...
545
00:29:46,579 --> 00:29:48,664
[exclaims] I mean,
546
00:29:48,747 --> 00:29:52,043
you were like Dorothy, you know,
walking out the door of your house,
547
00:29:52,126 --> 00:29:55,463
and there's all those little midgets,
and they're just givin' you candy.
548
00:29:55,546 --> 00:29:56,630
You know what I mean?
549
00:29:58,257 --> 00:29:59,467
Sure.
550
00:30:00,593 --> 00:30:04,388
For instance, for breakfast, he had eggs.
551
00:30:05,181 --> 00:30:08,977
Don't ask me how I know that.
I just know.
552
00:30:09,978 --> 00:30:15,608
I mean, the connection is so deep,
it's like I'm inside his head.
553
00:30:16,609 --> 00:30:18,277
It's spiritual.
554
00:30:18,361 --> 00:30:22,615
I mean, this is the kinda connection
you have with someone
555
00:30:22,698 --> 00:30:28,162
when they 100%, completely and utterly,
belong to you forever and ever and ever,
556
00:30:28,246 --> 00:30:30,874
and you pretty much got their doinker
locked up in a little box
557
00:30:30,957 --> 00:30:32,917
until the day that he dies.
558
00:30:33,501 --> 00:30:35,211
Amazing, right?
559
00:30:37,088 --> 00:30:38,589
Hey.
560
00:30:38,672 --> 00:30:40,424
You know, I know you're single,
561
00:30:40,508 --> 00:30:43,552
and you're probably jealous
about everything,
562
00:30:43,636 --> 00:30:46,389
but I was thinking,
seeing how we're friends,
563
00:30:46,472 --> 00:30:51,144
maybe you could just push through that
and be a little happy for me.
564
00:30:55,814 --> 00:30:58,026
Sorry. Okay.
565
00:31:01,154 --> 00:31:03,281
So...
566
00:31:03,364 --> 00:31:04,991
what's his favorite color?
567
00:31:10,621 --> 00:31:12,415
Why you gotta be like that?
568
00:31:12,498 --> 00:31:13,707
What?
569
00:31:16,377 --> 00:31:18,046
-Hey, Vause.
-Oh, shit.
570
00:31:18,129 --> 00:31:19,338
What's new?
571
00:31:24,218 --> 00:31:26,220
-How many fucking trays can there be?
-Whoa!
572
00:31:26,304 --> 00:31:30,058
It was bad enough before these fucking
plantain-eating Dominican bitches came.
573
00:31:30,141 --> 00:31:33,102
-Everyone's gotta eat.
-They're fucking everywhere!
574
00:31:33,186 --> 00:31:35,604
They're taking over the TVs,
blocking the bathrooms,
575
00:31:35,688 --> 00:31:37,398
and commissary's all out of VapoRub.
576
00:31:37,481 --> 00:31:39,025
Like, no offense, but it's the truth.
577
00:31:39,108 --> 00:31:40,151
[in Spanish]
You see what I'm talking about?
578
00:31:40,234 --> 00:31:41,402
[speaking English]
Just leave her alone, okay?
579
00:31:41,485 --> 00:31:43,821
She tried to do the right thing.
Her baby got snatched up, and--
580
00:31:43,905 --> 00:31:45,614
[speaking Spanish]
Being sad made her racist?
581
00:31:45,698 --> 00:31:48,201
[speaking English] She ain't racist.
She's just saying racist things.
582
00:31:48,284 --> 00:31:49,368
[speaking Spanish] See?
583
00:31:49,452 --> 00:31:51,537
How are you okay with this?
584
00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:53,164
[speaking English]
Besides, we're Puerto Rican.
585
00:31:53,247 --> 00:31:55,541
-We're supposed to give you shit.
-Ah.
586
00:31:55,624 --> 00:31:58,836
And Puerto Ricans are not the one
clogging the drain in the Spanish bathroom
587
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,629
-with all that kinky hair.
-Oh!
588
00:32:00,713 --> 00:32:03,007
That would be the Dumb-inicans.
Am I right?
589
00:32:03,091 --> 00:32:04,508
Dumb-in-a-can.
590
00:32:05,009 --> 00:32:06,302
Not you guys.
You guys are cool.
591
00:32:06,385 --> 00:32:07,971
Fuck you, Bacardi bitches.
592
00:32:08,054 --> 00:32:09,055
[Aleida] Ah!
593
00:32:11,599 --> 00:32:12,850
[boxers grunting]
594
00:32:14,018 --> 00:32:15,769
[Maria speaking Spanish]
595
00:32:15,853 --> 00:32:16,895
[Yadriel speaking English] Hey.
596
00:32:19,482 --> 00:32:21,192
I got something that's yours.
597
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:25,404
Shit.
598
00:32:27,115 --> 00:32:28,699
It wasn't up my cooch or nothing.
599
00:32:28,782 --> 00:32:31,702
I threw it in my window.
You were running past my house.
600
00:32:34,122 --> 00:32:35,164
[exhales]
601
00:32:35,248 --> 00:32:36,249
Thank you.
602
00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:39,418
I guess you owe me big time now, huh?
603
00:32:43,839 --> 00:32:47,593
Oh, you think you could get it back
just like that, after what I went through?
604
00:32:48,261 --> 00:32:50,471
That cop was fucking handsy.
605
00:33:01,274 --> 00:33:02,275
Fight me for it.
606
00:33:03,567 --> 00:33:05,403
Come on, fight me for your shit.
607
00:33:08,531 --> 00:33:09,615
Come on.
608
00:33:12,368 --> 00:33:14,412
[clicks tongue] Pussy.
609
00:33:14,495 --> 00:33:17,623
Oh, shit! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, I'm sorry!
610
00:33:17,706 --> 00:33:18,749
[man] Oh, damn.
611
00:33:18,832 --> 00:33:20,834
Like, you're a boxer.
I thought you would block me.
612
00:33:27,633 --> 00:33:30,094
I mean, the good thing is,
he always looked out for me, you know,
613
00:33:30,178 --> 00:33:32,888
made sure I went to school and everything.
614
00:33:32,971 --> 00:33:35,683
I'm thinking about being
a dental hygienist.
615
00:33:35,766 --> 00:33:40,521
It's not sexy or nothing,
but I could help people smile, you know?
616
00:33:40,604 --> 00:33:43,607
Get the yellow off,
give them some confidence.
617
00:33:43,691 --> 00:33:45,651
And I don't get grossed out easy.
618
00:33:48,404 --> 00:33:49,905
How about you?
619
00:33:52,908 --> 00:33:55,036
-I got plans.
-Oh, yeah?
620
00:33:56,912 --> 00:33:58,122
What are they?
621
00:33:58,206 --> 00:34:01,375
Convenience stores, like gas stations.
622
00:34:02,293 --> 00:34:03,419
Okay.
623
00:34:07,673 --> 00:34:09,550
You don't talk much, do you?
624
00:34:17,433 --> 00:34:19,977
When I was little, in Texas,
625
00:34:20,061 --> 00:34:22,146
we used to move a lot
so my dad could work.
626
00:34:23,439 --> 00:34:25,483
Sometimes we was driving all night.
627
00:34:27,776 --> 00:34:29,070
I hated moving.
628
00:34:30,238 --> 00:34:33,907
I never knew where we were gonna sleep,
or if the beds were gonna be clean,
629
00:34:33,991 --> 00:34:36,660
or stains on the toilet or whatever.
630
00:34:38,246 --> 00:34:40,289
But when they pulled over to get gas,
631
00:34:40,373 --> 00:34:42,250
they'd let me go inside the store
to get a piece of candy
632
00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:43,876
or an ice cream or something.
633
00:34:45,503 --> 00:34:47,755
That made me happy.
634
00:34:47,838 --> 00:34:51,092
Like, maybe life is all crazy, but...
635
00:34:52,260 --> 00:34:54,595
-at least you can get snacks, you know?
-[Maria laughs]
636
00:35:27,211 --> 00:35:29,838
How you sleeping at night, Joseph Caputo?
Pretty good?
637
00:35:29,922 --> 00:35:32,800
-I'm sorry?
-I'm Crystal Burset.
638
00:35:32,883 --> 00:35:35,469
Sophia Burset's wife.
639
00:35:35,553 --> 00:35:37,305
I see.
640
00:35:37,388 --> 00:35:39,598
Well, I'm here to give you
a chance to fix this
641
00:35:39,682 --> 00:35:42,393
before I call Lambda and the ACLU.
642
00:35:42,476 --> 00:35:46,980
Mrs. Burset, I empathize, I really do,
but it wasn't my decision.
643
00:35:47,064 --> 00:35:49,317
Oh! Well, so then,
you're gonna fight this?
644
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,693
You're gonna get her out?
645
00:35:50,776 --> 00:35:53,612
It was for her own protection.
She'd become violent.
646
00:35:53,696 --> 00:35:55,823
-She assaulted several inmates.
-Oh, that's bullshit.
647
00:35:55,906 --> 00:35:57,741
-She would never do--
-And yet she did.
648
00:35:57,825 --> 00:35:59,452
I know her.
649
00:35:59,535 --> 00:36:01,329
Do you, though?
650
00:36:01,412 --> 00:36:02,788
Do you?
651
00:36:03,581 --> 00:36:07,084
You think you understand what goes
through her head in a place like this?
652
00:36:07,168 --> 00:36:09,878
Everybody in there is doing things
they don't wanna do,
653
00:36:09,962 --> 00:36:12,965
every single day,
things they're not proud of.
654
00:36:14,132 --> 00:36:16,134
Whatever it takes
to keep your head above water.
655
00:36:21,265 --> 00:36:22,600
[car lock beeping]
656
00:36:26,937 --> 00:36:29,064
Do you believe in God, Mr. Caputo?
657
00:36:30,065 --> 00:36:32,860
You believe there's a judge
between right and wrong?
658
00:36:34,278 --> 00:36:37,490
I'm sorry, but I don't have time
to discuss this.
659
00:36:37,573 --> 00:36:39,032
I have a very important meeting.
660
00:36:42,203 --> 00:36:43,454
[sighs]
661
00:36:43,537 --> 00:36:44,830
[car engine starting]
662
00:36:51,712 --> 00:36:54,840
Rosa snored, didn't she?
663
00:36:54,923 --> 00:36:57,593
Like a spoon in the garbage disposal.
664
00:36:57,676 --> 00:36:59,387
So, what did you do about it?
665
00:36:59,470 --> 00:37:02,473
Mostly, I just waited for her
to die of cancer.
666
00:37:03,724 --> 00:37:04,808
Interesting.
667
00:37:04,892 --> 00:37:07,019
Red! No.
668
00:37:07,102 --> 00:37:09,730
But she'd be so quiet if she were dead.
669
00:37:12,858 --> 00:37:14,318
Does Dwight sleep on her back?
670
00:37:14,402 --> 00:37:17,029
Like a starfish in the sun.
671
00:37:17,112 --> 00:37:19,448
There was this nun from Saint Mary's,
Sister Alphonso,
672
00:37:19,532 --> 00:37:22,326
she snored like the Second Coming.
You could hear her from the chapel.
673
00:37:22,868 --> 00:37:25,203
I sewed tennis balls
to the back of her nightgown
674
00:37:25,288 --> 00:37:26,414
so she couldn't roll that way.
675
00:37:26,497 --> 00:37:27,915
And that worked?
676
00:37:27,998 --> 00:37:29,375
Not really.
677
00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:31,835
[sighs] It turns out
she liked to sleep naked.
678
00:37:32,461 --> 00:37:33,462
Hmm.
679
00:37:44,515 --> 00:37:46,600
It's pretty terrible, huh?
680
00:37:46,684 --> 00:37:50,187
Yeah, it's not great,
but my people eat poi, so...
681
00:37:50,271 --> 00:37:52,022
Oh, sure.
682
00:37:52,105 --> 00:37:54,775
-That was a joke.
-Sorry.
683
00:37:57,445 --> 00:37:59,572
Listen, I just came over here
to bury the hatchet.
684
00:37:59,655 --> 00:38:01,490
I'm sorry I've been such a crank.
685
00:38:01,574 --> 00:38:05,661
[chuckles] It's just that all these
new people, it's a big adjustment.
686
00:38:06,662 --> 00:38:07,663
Okay.
687
00:38:07,746 --> 00:38:12,501
What you may not know is, I happen to be
kind of a big deal around here.
688
00:38:13,794 --> 00:38:17,923
I own a small business
that pays my employees actual money
689
00:38:18,006 --> 00:38:22,678
in return for a very small
personal investment,
690
00:38:22,761 --> 00:38:27,265
and I thought maybe I could interest you
in an employment opportunity.
691
00:38:29,017 --> 00:38:31,854
I'm not wearing no g-string,
butt-floss underwear.
692
00:38:33,314 --> 00:38:34,982
And I respect that choice.
693
00:38:35,608 --> 00:38:37,109
Here's what I'm thinking.
694
00:38:37,192 --> 00:38:38,986
[reciting in Italian]
695
00:38:43,824 --> 00:38:46,744
[speaking Italian]
696
00:38:48,704 --> 00:38:50,122
[speaking English] Italian.
697
00:38:50,205 --> 00:38:52,541
By the time I get out of here,
I am gonna be fluent,
698
00:38:52,625 --> 00:38:54,752
and I am headed straight to Florence.
699
00:38:54,835 --> 00:38:56,086
Firenze.
700
00:38:56,169 --> 00:39:02,676
Eat, pray, and mingle limbs
with some Italian con grande pene.
701
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:06,221
I'm uncomfortable
with this whole situation.
702
00:39:06,304 --> 00:39:09,057
The Florence situation?
Or the big sausage?
703
00:39:09,141 --> 00:39:10,476
[sighs]
704
00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:13,020
Oh, hey, maybe I should go
to Bologna instead.
705
00:39:13,103 --> 00:39:16,357
See, this is exactly...
706
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:21,945
Okay, I was living a regular prison life
in my regular prison bunk,
707
00:39:22,029 --> 00:39:23,781
and now I'm the one percent.
708
00:39:23,864 --> 00:39:27,993
Everyone else is living
on top of each other like Petco budgies.
709
00:39:28,076 --> 00:39:29,787
This is not fair.
710
00:39:29,870 --> 00:39:31,372
I was a hippie once.
711
00:39:31,455 --> 00:39:32,998
I outgrew it.
712
00:39:33,081 --> 00:39:37,210
You know, but I still do miss that
rickrack edging on blouses and skirts.
713
00:39:37,294 --> 00:39:41,339
Boy, I did love me some rickrack.
I wonder if it's ever gonna come back?
714
00:39:41,424 --> 00:39:45,260
Healy said you specifically requested
a white roommate
715
00:39:45,343 --> 00:39:47,930
of the non-threatening variety.
716
00:39:48,013 --> 00:39:52,518
Well, I know
that yoga makes you super flexible,
717
00:39:52,601 --> 00:39:56,564
but maybe you could just
ease your butt off your shoulders a bit.
718
00:39:58,231 --> 00:40:00,275
I cannot be the only one
719
00:40:00,358 --> 00:40:04,447
who's ever noticed that Counselor Healy
is a bit of a moron.
720
00:40:05,989 --> 00:40:07,032
You are not.
721
00:40:07,575 --> 00:40:11,745
Hmm. Now, look, I know
I'm a little bit famous outside of here.
722
00:40:11,829 --> 00:40:14,289
The powers-that-be made a fuss
and made some assumptions,
723
00:40:14,372 --> 00:40:15,833
but I didn't ask for this.
724
00:40:15,916 --> 00:40:17,460
You didn't turn it down.
725
00:40:17,543 --> 00:40:20,045
Well, I'm not gonna pitch a fit
for my own discomfort.
726
00:40:20,128 --> 00:40:23,173
[chuckles] Lord, call me crazy,
but I have learned,
727
00:40:23,256 --> 00:40:27,553
if someone is offering you something nice,
you shut up and say "thank you."
728
00:40:27,636 --> 00:40:31,139
You can't shut up and say "thank you"
at the same time.
729
00:40:31,223 --> 00:40:33,266
The two things negate one another.
730
00:40:33,350 --> 00:40:35,143
Oh, a dog with a bone, huh?
731
00:40:35,227 --> 00:40:37,521
It's the principle of it.
732
00:40:37,605 --> 00:40:41,900
But you're probably used to having your
asshole polished by everyone you meet.
733
00:40:41,984 --> 00:40:45,696
Oh, maybe 80%, 85%.
734
00:40:45,779 --> 00:40:47,490
Well, you sure make jokes.
735
00:40:48,449 --> 00:40:52,202
Hmm, how about the one
about the criminal who got rich
736
00:40:52,285 --> 00:40:56,582
by making TV-watching saps think
they need an immersion blender
737
00:40:56,665 --> 00:40:59,752
to feel good about themselves?
Now, there's a good one.
738
00:40:59,835 --> 00:41:00,961
You know what I think?
739
00:41:02,713 --> 00:41:06,467
I think that you secretly love
being in this room,
740
00:41:06,550 --> 00:41:08,969
away from all the others.
You think it's nice.
741
00:41:09,052 --> 00:41:13,098
And that's throwing all the crunchy parts
of you into quite a tizzy.
742
00:41:17,227 --> 00:41:21,482
Just because we live together
doesn't mean we have to talk.
743
00:41:26,319 --> 00:41:28,531
That seems perfectly fair.
744
00:41:31,742 --> 00:41:34,286
[speaking Italian]
745
00:41:36,371 --> 00:41:37,790
[speaking English] It's herbal.
746
00:41:38,499 --> 00:41:39,750
[sniffs]
747
00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:41,293
Mmm.
748
00:41:41,376 --> 00:41:42,628
[sighs]
749
00:41:43,754 --> 00:41:45,172
God damn it.
750
00:41:46,381 --> 00:41:47,841
[sighs]
751
00:41:47,925 --> 00:41:50,969
Sounds like we've had some glitches
down at Litchfield.
752
00:41:51,053 --> 00:41:52,846
Glitchfield.
753
00:41:53,388 --> 00:41:55,390
I'm not gonna pretend
it's been smooth sailing.
754
00:41:55,473 --> 00:42:00,103
We've had big problems,
mostly due to the guards walking out,
755
00:42:00,187 --> 00:42:03,691
which, if you remember,
I warned as a possible reaction
756
00:42:03,774 --> 00:42:06,944
-to the cut in benefits and hours.
-But it's all under control now?
757
00:42:07,027 --> 00:42:10,405
No more impromptu swimming lessons?
758
00:42:12,658 --> 00:42:15,661
[stammering] Yes...
No, of course not.
759
00:42:17,370 --> 00:42:18,664
I know what I'm doing.
760
00:42:18,747 --> 00:42:20,165
Well, good,
761
00:42:20,248 --> 00:42:24,502
because our contract with the feds
is giving us 30 grand per head in a bed.
762
00:42:24,587 --> 00:42:29,091
We can't fuck up this gorgeous deal
dear Uncle Sam has gifted us.
763
00:42:29,174 --> 00:42:32,886
Well, then, we need to solve
our security problem.
764
00:42:32,970 --> 00:42:36,724
I've got guards from Max covering
for right now, but that's just temporary.
765
00:42:36,807 --> 00:42:40,227
I need quality COs.
I need guys with experience.
766
00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:43,188
We could pay a bit more,
now that we've got all those beds.
767
00:42:43,271 --> 00:42:48,694
Hmm. Quality COs.
How, how, how?
768
00:42:50,153 --> 00:42:51,154
Veterans.
769
00:42:52,990 --> 00:42:56,284
The government gives tax credits
to companies that hire vets.
770
00:42:56,368 --> 00:42:58,829
You get more money
the longer the vet's been out of work.
771
00:42:58,912 --> 00:43:03,917
We looked into putting that into play
at our offices, but, you know, veterans...
772
00:43:04,793 --> 00:43:06,128
[imitates gunfire]
773
00:43:06,211 --> 00:43:09,464
Right, but if we hire them as guards,
774
00:43:09,547 --> 00:43:13,886
if anything ever happened,
well, they're already in prison, so...
775
00:43:14,887 --> 00:43:16,847
And how much is this credit?
776
00:43:16,930 --> 00:43:20,225
I think it's five or six thousand
if the guy's been unemployed for a year.
777
00:43:20,308 --> 00:43:23,061
And it is double that
if they're on crutches or in a wheelchair,
778
00:43:23,145 --> 00:43:24,938
or something like that, so...
779
00:43:25,022 --> 00:43:28,692
That might make the guard less effective.
780
00:43:28,776 --> 00:43:30,944
Oh, yeah, there is that.
781
00:43:31,028 --> 00:43:34,197
But I think it's a great idea,
hiring vets.
782
00:43:34,281 --> 00:43:37,826
-I could use some guys with discipline.
-Mmm.
783
00:43:37,910 --> 00:43:39,995
[Jack] Problem is getting them
to Litchfield.
784
00:43:40,078 --> 00:43:44,166
Our, um, our shareholders demand
an aggressive cap on wages, so--
785
00:43:44,249 --> 00:43:46,459
We would need
some other kind of incentive, like--
786
00:43:46,543 --> 00:43:48,921
Free haircuts, like at Google.
787
00:43:50,923 --> 00:43:51,924
Housing.
788
00:43:52,507 --> 00:43:56,428
What if we can provide
free housing on campus?
789
00:43:56,511 --> 00:43:58,972
I don't know
if that would be cost-effective.
790
00:44:00,057 --> 00:44:01,599
It's already there.
791
00:44:01,684 --> 00:44:04,186
We got a bunch of cabins by the lake.
A good coat of paint...
792
00:44:04,269 --> 00:44:06,563
Inmate labor is free.
793
00:44:06,647 --> 00:44:07,940
[laughs]
794
00:44:08,691 --> 00:44:11,276
This is a brilliant idea, Joe, really.
795
00:44:11,359 --> 00:44:12,402
[chuckles]
796
00:44:13,361 --> 00:44:16,448
-Thanks to you, Linda.
-No, thanks to you. [laughs]
797
00:44:16,531 --> 00:44:18,033
No, this is you.
798
00:44:18,116 --> 00:44:19,451
-[Jack] All right.
-I guess both of us.
799
00:44:19,534 --> 00:44:22,245
Nice work, Joe and Linda.
[chuckles]
800
00:44:22,329 --> 00:44:25,207
Let's take ten.
What do we got, uh, sandwiches?
801
00:44:25,290 --> 00:44:26,499
[chuckles] Sandwiches.
802
00:44:26,583 --> 00:44:27,876
-Do you wanna...
-Yeah, let's go.
803
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,712
-Yeah. [laughs]
-After you.
804
00:44:29,795 --> 00:44:31,004
Oh, thank you.
805
00:44:34,717 --> 00:44:38,261
Jasmina, slow down.
What are you saying?
806
00:44:44,893 --> 00:44:46,895
Man, a thousand new inmates,
807
00:44:46,979 --> 00:44:50,190
and the only Mexicans
are campesinos from Fresno.
808
00:44:50,273 --> 00:44:53,443
What do you care?
You don't even like other Mexicans.
809
00:44:53,526 --> 00:44:55,487
Been thinking about my ma, you know?
810
00:44:55,570 --> 00:44:57,322
Yeah. How's she doing?
811
00:44:58,656 --> 00:45:00,993
So, if I'm looking
for something positive...
812
00:45:02,870 --> 00:45:05,705
let's just say, I probably don't gotta
get her nothing for Christmas.
813
00:45:05,789 --> 00:45:07,540
If I hadn't buried my feelings so deep
814
00:45:07,624 --> 00:45:09,584
that they only come up
when I watch Stepmom,
815
00:45:09,667 --> 00:45:11,503
I would totally be tearing up right now.
816
00:45:12,796 --> 00:45:15,215
-I know.
-[softly] I'm sorry.
817
00:45:16,258 --> 00:45:17,592
Hey, buddy.
818
00:45:19,594 --> 00:45:20,720
Can I help you?
819
00:45:20,804 --> 00:45:22,765
I was just seeing how you're doing,
you know,
820
00:45:22,848 --> 00:45:26,684
making sure everything's all right
regarding the van or whatever.
821
00:45:26,769 --> 00:45:29,646
Look, it ain't my fault
I got your job, okay?
822
00:45:29,729 --> 00:45:32,732
I got assigned.
I didn't even ask for it, so...
823
00:45:32,816 --> 00:45:34,860
That's cool, that's cool.
824
00:45:34,943 --> 00:45:36,403
Okay.
825
00:45:38,738 --> 00:45:40,198
So, you seen the ducks?
826
00:45:40,282 --> 00:45:41,449
What?
827
00:45:42,075 --> 00:45:44,787
[gasps] You know, some people
can be sleep-walking,
828
00:45:44,870 --> 00:45:46,246
they don't even know it.
829
00:45:47,705 --> 00:45:48,706
No.
830
00:45:48,791 --> 00:45:50,083
What I'm trying to say is,
831
00:45:50,167 --> 00:45:52,627
did you get the ice cream?
You know what I mean?
832
00:45:54,129 --> 00:45:56,714
Aw, it's her brain.
833
00:45:56,799 --> 00:45:59,927
She must've, like, broke it in half
when she drove into that wall.
834
00:46:02,470 --> 00:46:04,973
So, you like ducks?
835
00:46:07,184 --> 00:46:09,519
No. Not anymore.
836
00:46:12,730 --> 00:46:14,191
Excuse me.
837
00:46:15,943 --> 00:46:17,777
Oh, my God.
838
00:46:17,861 --> 00:46:20,738
-Oh, look, it's my favorite soccer fan.
-[laughs]
839
00:46:20,823 --> 00:46:22,199
Up yours, asshole.
840
00:46:23,325 --> 00:46:25,077
Whoa! Are you serious?
841
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,120
I'm enjoying the one time in my day
842
00:46:27,204 --> 00:46:29,664
when there's less than ten
fucking brown bitches in my way.
843
00:46:29,747 --> 00:46:33,085
Hey, maybe they're having
a housekeeping convention in C-Dorm.
844
00:46:33,168 --> 00:46:34,252
[both laughing]
845
00:46:34,336 --> 00:46:36,296
[speaking Spanish]
You jokers are wasting my life.
846
00:46:36,379 --> 00:46:39,507
Hey, we're in America, chalupa.
Speak English.
847
00:46:39,591 --> 00:46:40,926
Your country's turning brown.
848
00:46:41,009 --> 00:46:43,053
There's more of us every day,
fucking pendeja,
849
00:46:43,136 --> 00:46:44,972
and there's fucking nothing
you can do about it!
850
00:46:45,055 --> 00:46:46,598
Oh! [exclaiming]
851
00:46:47,099 --> 00:46:48,516
[Blanca] Ruiz!
852
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:49,601
Ahh!
853
00:46:50,227 --> 00:46:51,519
[groaning]
854
00:46:57,192 --> 00:46:58,360
[groaning]
855
00:47:04,199 --> 00:47:05,450
[cursing in Spanish]
856
00:47:05,533 --> 00:47:06,701
-[inmate in English] Shit.
-[groans]
857
00:47:08,871 --> 00:47:11,206
[in Spanish] You just stand there
watching, eh? You get a good view?
858
00:47:11,289 --> 00:47:13,625
[in English] Hey, don't worry about her.
Listen, who did this to you?
859
00:47:13,708 --> 00:47:15,502
[speaking Spanish]
That white girl from the TV room.
860
00:47:16,044 --> 00:47:17,337
[inmate sighs]
861
00:47:18,130 --> 00:47:19,131
[speaking English] No.
862
00:47:21,508 --> 00:47:23,551
This is not how we play this.
863
00:47:24,386 --> 00:47:25,720
You're pissed right now.
You ain't thinking.
864
00:47:25,803 --> 00:47:27,597
That's how you make mistakes.
865
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:31,476
What you gonna do, start some kinda brawl?
Get your asses thrown into Seg?
866
00:47:31,559 --> 00:47:32,810
Then who wins?
867
00:47:32,895 --> 00:47:35,355
So, we just let that bitch get away?
868
00:47:37,482 --> 00:47:39,067
That ain't what I said.
869
00:47:46,324 --> 00:47:49,161
Are you pissed at me about something
and you're taking it out on me?
870
00:47:49,244 --> 00:47:51,704
-This ain't about you.
-Oh, like hell it ain't!
871
00:47:52,622 --> 00:47:54,958
I put food in your mouth,
I take you to school,
872
00:47:55,042 --> 00:47:57,877
I give you a piece of whatever I got.
873
00:47:58,753 --> 00:48:00,588
Well, that don't mean
I gotta be your little robot.
874
00:48:00,672 --> 00:48:02,132
I got a brain.
875
00:48:02,799 --> 00:48:04,592
Is that what that cabrón is telling you?
876
00:48:05,843 --> 00:48:06,886
Hmm?
877
00:48:06,970 --> 00:48:08,596
Whispering in your ear,
878
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,723
trying to steal you from your house,
your father's house?
879
00:48:10,807 --> 00:48:14,019
-No, he ain't done nothing to you!
-Why do you think we ain't got money?
880
00:48:14,102 --> 00:48:16,188
-Ugh.
-Huh?
881
00:48:16,271 --> 00:48:18,982
They've driven me off my own corners,
those fucking roaches.
882
00:48:19,066 --> 00:48:22,110
They're breaking my back.
You understand that?
883
00:48:22,194 --> 00:48:24,321
-They took everything.
-I'm so tired of this shit.
884
00:48:24,404 --> 00:48:26,281
He's just trying to make a living,
same as you.
885
00:48:26,364 --> 00:48:27,449
[scoffs]
886
00:48:28,951 --> 00:48:31,369
-My baby girl is taking cholo dick.
-Yo, stop it.
887
00:48:31,453 --> 00:48:35,915
I have given my life to this organization,
to look out for our people, our identity!
888
00:48:35,999 --> 00:48:37,292
You know what? Fuck you!
889
00:48:38,210 --> 00:48:40,503
Fuck you, fuck the DR,
fuck your stupid fucking bullshit
890
00:48:40,587 --> 00:48:44,382
about, "We're so much better,"
when you're doing the same exact thing!
891
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:50,472
If this is what it means
to be Dominican...
892
00:48:52,515 --> 00:48:54,642
then I ain't gonna be Dominican no more.
893
00:49:02,775 --> 00:49:04,361
Get out of my house.
894
00:49:47,362 --> 00:49:50,032
It ain't like you only got one soulmate.
895
00:49:50,115 --> 00:49:52,409
You could have a soul connection
with lots of people.
896
00:49:52,492 --> 00:49:56,038
Well, so then, why haven't I vibed
with someone already?
897
00:49:56,121 --> 00:49:58,790
You know, someone who's not
gingerbread in the head?
898
00:49:58,873 --> 00:50:00,667
I've been alive as long as I can remember.
899
00:50:00,750 --> 00:50:04,546
You know, maybe you the exception
prove the rule, and you only got one.
900
00:50:04,629 --> 00:50:05,630
One?
901
00:50:05,713 --> 00:50:09,384
But you got a soul mate
somewhere in the world.
902
00:50:10,677 --> 00:50:11,928
I promise.
903
00:50:13,930 --> 00:50:16,474
[sighing] I hope she speaks English.
904
00:50:20,187 --> 00:50:22,980
Oh, hello!
905
00:50:23,065 --> 00:50:26,943
Looks like somebody lost track
of their beverage!
906
00:50:27,026 --> 00:50:31,781
Ooh, we should act as sleuths
to discover the true owner and return it.
907
00:50:31,864 --> 00:50:33,866
You know,
demonstrate that there's still some...
908
00:50:33,950 --> 00:50:35,160
some good in the world.
909
00:50:35,243 --> 00:50:38,037
[stammers] I see where you're going
with that, and I like it.
910
00:50:38,121 --> 00:50:40,498
-Mmm-hmm.
-Definitely has a lot of upside.
911
00:50:40,582 --> 00:50:42,667
But on the other hand...
912
00:50:42,750 --> 00:50:43,751
[yelps]
913
00:50:49,048 --> 00:50:50,133
Oh...
914
00:50:50,217 --> 00:50:53,010
We could've been sleuthing.
915
00:50:55,222 --> 00:50:57,224
Oh, it's on now.
916
00:50:58,891 --> 00:51:00,935
[inmate crying softly]
917
00:51:18,995 --> 00:51:20,330
[crying continues]
918
00:51:33,343 --> 00:51:35,345
They got him on conspiracy.
919
00:51:38,848 --> 00:51:41,643
Plus two counts assaulting an officer.
920
00:51:48,107 --> 00:51:50,235
He's gonna be old when he gets out.
921
00:51:53,363 --> 00:51:54,947
What am I gonna do?
922
00:51:56,408 --> 00:51:59,452
You're gonna be strong
like you always was.
923
00:51:59,536 --> 00:52:00,703
'Cause you had to.
924
00:52:01,871 --> 00:52:03,623
What am I gonna do?
925
00:52:03,706 --> 00:52:04,957
[shushing]
926
00:52:05,041 --> 00:52:06,042
[sniffling]
927
00:52:06,125 --> 00:52:10,172
There's the two of us still.
Two heads together.
928
00:52:13,258 --> 00:52:15,802
Stop crying. Remember?
929
00:52:15,885 --> 00:52:17,887
Crying makes you ugly and weak.
930
00:52:26,854 --> 00:52:28,022
We got each other.
931
00:52:38,658 --> 00:52:39,951
[groans]
932
00:52:42,495 --> 00:52:43,871
-[gasps]
-[thudding]
933
00:52:45,207 --> 00:52:47,375
[groaning] Ow.
934
00:52:47,459 --> 00:52:49,168
Jesus, Dwight!
935
00:52:49,919 --> 00:52:50,962
[groaning]
936
00:52:51,921 --> 00:52:53,172
I'm okay.
937
00:52:56,175 --> 00:52:58,220
I think I should go to medical.
938
00:52:59,095 --> 00:53:00,222
[Red] Oh.
939
00:53:02,056 --> 00:53:05,477
I should come with you.
940
00:53:17,989 --> 00:53:19,282
[sighs]
941
00:53:23,077 --> 00:53:26,248
What the fuck?
Get off me, man!
942
00:53:29,334 --> 00:53:31,378
-[inmate groaning]
-[blows landing]
943
00:53:48,603 --> 00:53:50,438
[opera music playing faintly]
944
00:53:53,775 --> 00:53:55,777
[inmate breathing deeply]
945
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:02,158
[opera music continues]
946
00:54:18,425 --> 00:54:19,926
It looks amazing on you.
947
00:54:20,009 --> 00:54:21,303
[Caputo sighs]
948
00:54:22,345 --> 00:54:24,431
[chuckles] You say that to everybody.
949
00:54:24,514 --> 00:54:25,890
It's true, I do.
950
00:54:25,973 --> 00:54:27,809
But this time, I really mean it.
951
00:54:27,892 --> 00:54:30,061
I also say that to everyone. [laughing]
952
00:54:30,144 --> 00:54:31,145
[clears throat]
953
00:54:32,397 --> 00:54:34,399
-How much is it?
-It's actually on sale.
954
00:54:34,482 --> 00:54:36,192
Only $1,100.
955
00:54:37,026 --> 00:54:38,653
-Mmm-hmm.
-[sighs]
956
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:49,121
I'll take it.
957
00:54:49,205 --> 00:54:50,415
Oh, yay. [chuckles]
958
00:54:50,498 --> 00:54:51,833
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
959
00:55:02,844 --> 00:55:04,346
What the heck happened to them?
960
00:55:04,429 --> 00:55:06,556
I don't know, man.
There's too many people in here.
961
00:55:06,639 --> 00:55:10,017
Everybody getting on each other's nerves,
shit's gonna get stirred.
962
00:55:10,101 --> 00:55:14,647
It's like when the poultry people
just stick all the chickens into one cage
963
00:55:14,731 --> 00:55:16,441
and they start pecking chunks
out of each other.
964
00:55:16,524 --> 00:55:18,067
[chuckles]
965
00:55:18,150 --> 00:55:19,361
Yeah, basically.
966
00:55:19,444 --> 00:55:21,070
Oh, man.
967
00:55:21,153 --> 00:55:23,906
You know, mainly, I was just experiencing
this whole overcrowding thing
968
00:55:23,990 --> 00:55:26,701
as, like, annoying,
but I guess it could be dangerous, too.
969
00:55:26,784 --> 00:55:27,994
Oh!
970
00:55:28,077 --> 00:55:29,829
It could.
It could be really dangerous.
971
00:55:29,912 --> 00:55:30,955
That's why...
972
00:55:31,038 --> 00:55:34,542
[whispering] you're really lucky,
'cause I'm looking out for you.
973
00:55:34,626 --> 00:55:35,793
[laughs]
974
00:55:36,669 --> 00:55:39,005
You know, you're, like,
one of maybe four people in this prison
975
00:55:39,088 --> 00:55:40,757
who actually might be smaller than I am.
976
00:55:41,257 --> 00:55:44,176
Okay, okay, but...
but I got heart, right?
977
00:55:44,260 --> 00:55:45,803
Uh, well, you could use biceps.
978
00:55:45,887 --> 00:55:47,764
-Shit, man.
-[both laugh]
979
00:55:47,847 --> 00:55:49,599
No, I'm kidding.
980
00:55:49,682 --> 00:55:53,478
I'd take heart any day. [laughs]
981
00:55:53,561 --> 00:55:55,187
Good, 'cause that's all I got.
982
00:55:55,271 --> 00:55:57,314
[both laughing]
983
00:56:23,841 --> 00:56:25,092
Go grab me some lunch.
984
00:56:25,176 --> 00:56:27,929
-Go get it yourself.
-You're supposed to be Secret Service.
985
00:56:28,012 --> 00:56:30,347
Secret Service doesn't serve lunch.
986
00:56:31,891 --> 00:56:34,894
Well, maybe they would if they weren't
so busy plowing Colombian hookers.
987
00:56:46,781 --> 00:56:48,074
Save me my seat.
988
00:57:12,306 --> 00:57:13,558
[speaking Spanish]
Someone's still got twos?
989
00:57:13,641 --> 00:57:15,518
[speaking English]
Yo, stop talking the board.
990
00:57:16,352 --> 00:57:17,353
[speaking Spanish] Shit.
991
00:57:19,814 --> 00:57:22,484
Capicúa, bitches. [laughing]
992
00:57:22,567 --> 00:57:24,569
Shit, yo. What I tell you?
993
00:57:24,652 --> 00:57:28,948
I'm unbeatable.
I'm sorry, man. Shit!
994
00:57:30,324 --> 00:57:31,993
-Damn!
-[inmate] Stay put.
995
00:57:32,076 --> 00:57:34,411
-What? What?
-Always.
996
00:57:41,711 --> 00:57:43,963
[speaking Spanish]
Let's see how we do together.
997
00:57:47,091 --> 00:57:48,300
[speaking English] Okay.
998
00:57:55,224 --> 00:57:56,976
[Latin dance music playing]
999
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