1 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:06,589 CHORUS: ♪ The Simpsons ♪ 2 00:00:09,884 --> 00:00:11,302 (theme music playing) 3 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:18,810 (bell ringing) 4 00:00:23,773 --> 00:00:25,358 (whistle blowing) 5 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:30,947 (beeping) 6 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,746 (jazzy solo) 7 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,999 (playing off-key) 8 00:00:58,975 --> 00:00:59,976 (horn honking) 9 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:06,149 D-ohh! (screams) 10 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:11,946 (all yelling) 11 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:22,749 (crows cawing) 12 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:24,292 (whistle blowing) 13 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:26,628 {\an8}Ah, lunch time. 14 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:29,130 {\an8}Well, let's see what I've packed for myself today. 15 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:31,549 {\an8}One bouillon cube. 16 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:33,843 {\an8}One Concord grape... 17 00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:36,721 {\an8}One Philly cheesesteak... 18 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,890 {\an8}And a jar of garlic pickles. 19 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:40,058 {\an8}(chuckling) 20 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:42,519 {\an8}No one will want to kiss me after these, eh, Smithers? 21 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:44,813 {\an8}Well, it's their loss, Sir. 22 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:46,272 {\an8}(chuckling) 23 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:48,149 {\an8}Yes. 24 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,943 {\an8}(grunting) 25 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:52,946 {\an8}Allow me, Sir. 26 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:55,031 {\an8}(grunting) 27 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:58,326 {\an8}(sighs) It's no use. 28 00:01:58,409 --> 00:02:00,078 {\an8}Shall I send out for some Chinese? 29 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:02,038 {\an8}No, those people are all gristle. 30 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,414 {\an8}I want this jar open. 31 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:06,000 {\an8}(grunting) 32 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:08,169 {\an8}(breathing heavily) 33 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:10,755 {\an8}Worthless old geezers. 34 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,549 {\an8}Phew... next. 35 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:17,220 {\an8}All righty, I'll just... 36 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:18,513 {\an8}(grunting) 37 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:20,473 {\an8}You stinking... 38 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:22,350 {\an8}(indistinct ranting) 39 00:02:22,433 --> 00:02:24,894 {\an8}(sputtering) 40 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,146 {\an8}(sighing) 41 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:30,817 {\an8}Oh, for goodness sake. 42 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:33,111 {\an8}What we need around here is some fresh blood. 43 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:34,696 {\an8}Would you like me to drain Simpson 44 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:35,989 {\an8}while he's passed out, Sir? 45 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:38,616 {\an8}No, no. To attract the top grads 46 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,410 {\an8}we'll need to make a recruitment film, 47 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:43,580 {\an8}a picture that showcases our cutting-edge technology. 48 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:44,622 A talkie, Sir? 49 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,457 Ah, yes, brilliant. 50 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:48,877 That's just the kind of far-out gimmick we need. 51 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:54,966 And... action. 52 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:58,178 Wow, what a graduation. 53 00:02:58,261 --> 00:02:59,220 I'll say. 54 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:00,847 But with college behind us 55 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:03,183 we'll need careers, and good ones. 56 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:04,893 What about chestnut roasting? 57 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:06,477 People always need chestnuts. 58 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:07,478 Or begging. 59 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:09,480 I know a place that'll saw your legs off. 60 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:10,857 Slow down, fellas. 61 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:12,609 I've got a way we can keep our legs 62 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,319 and still have a bright future. 63 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:15,695 Now you're dreaming. 64 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:16,863 Oh, am I? 65 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,534 Of course. Nuclear power. 66 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,828 It's the job of tomorrow... 67 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:24,829 Today. 68 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:25,747 Really? 69 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:27,290 Well, that settles it. 70 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:28,750 For all those reasons and more 71 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:31,377 let us choose an electrifying career in... 72 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:34,380 -line. -(sighs) 73 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:36,049 Nuclear power. 74 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:38,676 Nuclear power. 75 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,221 Oh, you dunderheaded stooges are the worst bunch of... 76 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,850 Hey. 77 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,268 Pretty good, huh? 78 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:50,772 Well, it's better than that last Barbara Streisand movie. 79 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:52,315 I didn't quite get the point of it, Dad. 80 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:54,651 Why would Lenny want someone to saw his legs off? 81 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:57,153 Well, there were script problems from day one. 82 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,447 Didn't seem like anybody even read the script. 83 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:00,365 That was the problem. 84 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:01,741 The important thing is 85 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:04,077 after all these years of paying my dues 86 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,829 I'm finally getting some decent parts. 87 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,082 You're joining the Screen Actors Guild? 88 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:12,043 I didn't choose to be a gifted actor, Marge. 89 00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:13,670 It chose me. 90 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,256 I'm merely a vessel through which genius flows. 91 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:17,966 Now help me make up some phony credits. 92 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,634 -Fat guy number three? -Good, good. 93 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:22,178 Hey, Dad, it says they need your full name. 94 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,805 You only put down your middle initial. 95 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:26,307 Hey, what the heck is your middle name, anyway? 96 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,810 You know... I have no idea. 97 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:31,771 Hey, Dad, what does the "J" stand for? 98 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:33,314 How should I know? 99 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,941 (grunting) 100 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:38,444 It was your mother's job to name you 101 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:39,696 and love you and such. 102 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,948 I was mainly in it for the spanking. 103 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:43,199 But I can't ask Mom. 104 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,826 She's on the run from the law. 105 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:47,495 Serves her right for being a '60s radical-- 106 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:50,748 Though she was a demon in the sack. 107 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,126 (chuckling) 108 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,587 Uh, so, Dad, regarding that form 109 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:58,006 why not just make up a middle name? 110 00:04:58,089 --> 00:04:59,007 You might as well. 111 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,633 You already made up a phony film credit. 112 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:04,345 No. Homer Simpson does not lie twice on the same form. 113 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,055 He never has and he never will. 114 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,766 You lied dozens of times on our mortgage application. 115 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:09,726 Yeah, but they were all part 116 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:11,811 of a single ball of lies. 117 00:05:11,894 --> 00:05:13,313 The point is, I'm a grown man 118 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:14,981 and I deserve a middle name. 119 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:17,108 Hmm, I know where 120 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:19,277 we might find your missing moniker. 121 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,696 It's a bit of a drive, but on the way 122 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:25,533 we can have a nice father-son chat. 123 00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:26,576 Great. 124 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,661 I'll go shoot myself for bringing this up. 125 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:38,671 This is the hippie commune your mother ran off to 126 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,674 when life with me became a living hell. 127 00:05:42,216 --> 00:05:44,302 Wow, look at this place. 128 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:46,220 There's a pond for skinny-dipping 129 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,222 a tire for skinny-swinging. 130 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:51,601 I can actually feel the good vibrations. 131 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:53,353 (buzzing) 132 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,813 Ouch. 133 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:58,483 I remember them. 134 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:00,068 Seth and Munchie. 135 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,278 Look at those filthy, lazy, flea-ridden... 136 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,238 Oh, hi there. 137 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:06,115 Hey, check it out. 138 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,284 Is that... Abe Simpson? 139 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:11,037 Geez, man, we haven't seen you since Woodstock. 140 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:12,914 You went to Woodstock? 141 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:17,543 Your mother dragged us both to that Godforsaken love-fest... 142 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:20,046 (playing "Star Spangled Banner") 143 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:31,474 Boo! Bring on sha na na. 144 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:34,811 Whoa, mellow out, Abe. 145 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,604 Little Homer's trying to groove. 146 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:39,607 (imitating guitar sounds) 147 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:50,701 Shame on you, boy. 148 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:51,828 Put some damn pants on 149 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,037 and then pull 'em down 150 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,248 'cause it's time for a spanking. 151 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:58,209 Get a load of Captain Bringdown. 152 00:06:58,292 --> 00:06:59,627 Whoa. 153 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:02,088 Yeah, whoa. 154 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:05,550 But I want to play in the mud and be a hippie. 155 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:09,011 Never. What you need's a good long hitch in Vietnam. 156 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:12,390 There must be an enlistment tent around here somewhere. 157 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:14,851 If I'd left it up to your mother 158 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:17,687 you'd have ended up in a hellhole like this-- 159 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:20,606 just lying around, never working 160 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,608 without a care in your head, 161 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:25,778 full of long, luxurious hippie hair... 162 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:31,242 Oh, Homer J., how do you keep your hair 163 00:07:31,325 --> 00:07:33,619 so rich and full? 164 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:35,705 Lather, rinse, and repeat. 165 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,123 Always repeat. 166 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:40,418 Homer J., will you teach us to make love? 167 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,465 Wow, I could have lived like that? 168 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:46,674 You know, Homer, 169 00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:49,051 your mom was a pretty groovy chick. 170 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,345 And a demon in the sack. 171 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,638 (chuckling) 172 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:55,266 Oh, you heard about that, eh? 173 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:56,434 (laughs) 174 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,146 Heh. Anyway, I--I still think about her 175 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:01,606 every time I walk by that mural 176 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:02,648 she painted. 177 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:08,946 Oh, my mother painted that for me? 178 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,699 Oh, my God. 179 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:13,618 My middle name is right behind that shrub. 180 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:16,704 I'll finally know what "J" stands for. 181 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:20,833 From this moment forth, I will be known as Homer... 182 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:23,127 Jay Simpson. 183 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:24,045 (sniffling) 184 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:25,588 It's so beautiful. 185 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:28,341 What a magical gift for my mother to leave me. 186 00:08:28,424 --> 00:08:31,010 She also left her old poncho. 187 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:33,513 Get off of there, Ginsberg. 188 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:34,472 (grunting) 189 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:39,143 I'll treasure this poncho forever. 190 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,729 Uh, you might want to wash that. 191 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:45,024 The dog has a lot of skin and bladder problems. 192 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:47,026 All right, we got what we came for 193 00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:48,736 plus that stink rag to boot. 194 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:49,946 Now, let's hit the road. 195 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,282 ABE: Just lyin' around... 196 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,492 never workin'... 197 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:55,952 without a care in... 198 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:59,664 My head full of long, luxurious hippie hair. 199 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:01,707 -I'll do it! -What? 200 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:04,252 I'm going to be a hippie, just like Mom wanted. 201 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:06,003 I'm going to let my spirit soar 202 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,589 and love all of God's creatures. 203 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,758 Get off, you stupid dog. 204 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:12,176 (growling) 205 00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:16,764 Okay. If I'm gonna be a real hippy, 206 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:18,766 I have to learn from the master. 207 00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:21,561 Mr. Bob Flower-child Hope. 208 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:26,816 Hey, peace, man, far out groovy, I'm a hippy. 209 00:09:27,858 --> 00:09:30,403 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Jill St. John. 210 00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:31,487 (crowd cheering) 211 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:37,785 Hey, Bob, I just came to invite you to the love-in. 212 00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:38,995 (gurgles) 213 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:42,123 I got you a date with the perfect flower child- 214 00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:43,874 Phyllis Diller. 215 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:46,794 (audience laughing) 216 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:48,713 Let's get it on. 217 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:50,214 (cackling) 218 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:54,010 Now I know how Dean Rusk feels. 219 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,720 Good night, everybody. 220 00:09:55,803 --> 00:10:00,016 Bummer. Love-in. Dean Rusk. By George, I've got it! 221 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:03,853 Dad, do you mind? 222 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,689 Your feet are really close to my potato. 223 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:07,815 Your potato? 224 00:10:07,898 --> 00:10:11,152 You can't, like, own a potato, man. 225 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:14,322 It's one of Mother Earth's creatures. 226 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:15,323 (loud burp) 227 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,575 Homer, excuse yourself. 228 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,035 No way, narc. 229 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,203 Bodily functions are a natural thing. 230 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,872 Not to mention hilarious. 231 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,165 (rude armpit noise) 232 00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:25,833 You know, I really don't appreciate 233 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:26,792 being called a narc, 234 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,295 and that poncho is filthy. 235 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:31,130 Let me dry-clean it for you. 236 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:32,214 (whimpering) 237 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,841 Why do you have to turn everything 238 00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:36,469 into one big plastic hassle? 239 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,304 Marge, you've got too many hang-ups, 240 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:39,930 like the whole shaving trip. 241 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,015 Come on. 242 00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:43,142 I want to see those legs all furry and gross. 243 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:44,977 That ain't going to happen, bub. 244 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,646 Well, at least lose the bra. 245 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,856 Free the "Springfield Two," Marge! 246 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:51,108 Free the "Springfield Two"! 247 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,944 I think you've had too much strawberry wine. 248 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:57,031 (muttering) 249 00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:58,699 WOMAN (shrieking) : Help! 250 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,369 Oh, I've never seen anything like-- 251 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,454 my eyes have been soiled. 252 00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:04,705 Come on, Maude. 253 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,666 The human wang is a beautiful thing. 254 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,418 Homer, for God's sakes, put your poncho on. 255 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,003 Okay, okay. 256 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:12,505 (mutters) Narc. 257 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:16,425 (grunting noises) 258 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,885 -Oh! -Ooh! 259 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:20,346 Heads up! 260 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:22,098 Hey, it's Homer Jay. 261 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:24,725 My man, you've gone granola. 262 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:25,768 Right on. 263 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:26,977 Join the hack. 264 00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:31,565 (grunting) 265 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,695 That was cool. 266 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,405 Think I'll stick around. 267 00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:39,240 We've got everything we need right here-- 268 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:42,910 Good times, sunshine, free love. 269 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,245 (purring growl) 270 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:45,705 (bell rings) 271 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,456 Okay, time to get back to work. 272 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,625 Work? But you're hippies. 273 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,960 Oh, we were on a break. 274 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:52,253 Time is money, man. 275 00:11:58,884 --> 00:11:59,969 Huh? 276 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,762 What is this place? 277 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,598 We are the largest organic juice company 278 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,267 {\an8}in Springfield. 279 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,936 We grow our own vegetables and process them right here 280 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:11,731 and we give half the profits to war orphans. 281 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,775 Profits, profits, profits! 282 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:16,652 What kind of hippies are you? 283 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:20,114 Peter Fonda must be spinning in his grave. 284 00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:23,951 We're just trying to pay the bills, Homer. 285 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,703 I mean, we're still hippies at heart. 286 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:27,037 Oh, yeah? When's the last time 287 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,956 you freaked out the establishment? 288 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:30,833 You guys are total sellouts! 289 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:34,253 Wait. Don't you work for a nuclear power plant? 290 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:38,716 Look, we can sit here all day and play the blame game 291 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,801 or we can start freaking people out. 292 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,511 Come on. Where's your freak bus? 293 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,929 I drive a Saturn. 294 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,723 HOMER: A Saturn? 295 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:47,266 We used to have a bus. 296 00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,852 In a way, the '60s ended the day we sold it-- 297 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,480 December 31, 1969. 298 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:55,149 Yeah, an old-time freak-out sounds tempting, Homer, 299 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:57,359 but we've got a big order to fill. 300 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,444 Fine. 301 00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,863 I guess the juice business is more important 302 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,616 than the ideals our hippie forefathers 303 00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:06,327 refused to go to war and die for. 304 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,828 (sighs) 305 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:11,415 I suppose we could duck out for a couple of hours. 306 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,250 Hey, we'll call it a business trip 307 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,835 and write off the mileage. 308 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,670 Now your freak flag's flying! 309 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,631 Let the freak-out begin! 310 00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:20,090 Woo-hoo! 311 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:24,303 ♪ Good sense, innocence, cripplin' mankind ♪ 312 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,305 ♪ Dead kings, many things... ♪ 313 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:28,098 Oh. 314 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:30,392 We're never going to freak anybody out with this music. 315 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:33,270 I brought something from my personal stash 316 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,773 that'll blow some minds. 317 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:38,025 ♪ Uptown girl ♪ 318 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:41,403 ♪ She's been living in her uptown world ♪ 319 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,822 ♪ I'll bet she never... ♪ 320 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,115 Uh, can you turn that down just a little? 321 00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:52,498 Hey, square, expand your mind. 322 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:55,417 The doors of perception are open for business. 323 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,253 (chuckles) Thanks for the tip, Homer. 324 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,340 Never fear! 325 00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:03,968 The cosmic fool is here 326 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:08,556 to blow the lid off your conformist, button-down world. 327 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:09,807 (high-pitched laughter) 328 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:11,725 Weirdos. 329 00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:13,269 Hi, Marge. 330 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,603 We're freaking out squares. 331 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,230 Oh, lord. 332 00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:17,898 What's in your brand-new bag, mama? 333 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,067 Uh, it's that pair of dockers you wanted-- 334 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,570 48 waist with the balloon seat, right? 335 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,990 (groans) Marge, not in front of the hippies. 336 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,158 (bells tinkling) 337 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,411 Uh-oh. I don't like the sound of that. 338 00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,162 (bells tinkling) 339 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,999 (Homer screaming)Oh, please, God, don't let them come in here. 340 00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:36,333 (Homer screaming) 341 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,002 Hear ye! Hear ye! 342 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:40,838 The intergalactic jester proclaims 343 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:44,425 this conformity factory closed. 344 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:46,427 (kids cheering) 345 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:47,344 Whoo-hoo! 346 00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:52,391 Hmm. 15 years of loyal service and this is how they tell me-- 347 00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:55,102 A jester with an invisible proclamation. 348 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,770 (rock music playing) 349 00:14:58,606 --> 00:14:59,690 That was fun. 350 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:01,901 I don't know if we actually freaked anyone out, but... 351 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,153 No, no, no. Marge was definitely freaked out. 352 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,279 Thanks, Homer. 353 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:07,823 It was nice to reconnect with our hippie roots, 354 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,116 if only for a... 355 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:11,285 What the hell? 356 00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:12,620 Oh, no! 357 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,622 Oh, man! 358 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,669 Your frisbee jammed the juicilator, Homer. 359 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,005 Our entire shipment is ruined. 360 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,383 Uh, uh, pretty, uh, freaky, huh? 361 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,886 The only people who are going to be freaked out 362 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,679 are our stockholders. 363 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:34,391 I'm sensing some negative vibes here, but I promise 364 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,977 tomorrow's freak-out will go a lot smoother. 365 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,396 There won't be any more freak-outs. 366 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,566 You're not a hippie and you never were. 367 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,193 Yes, b--but the poncho? 368 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,237 Please, Homer, just leave us alone. 369 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:58,415 How could you let me turn into you? 370 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,459 B--but the poncho. 371 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,795 (mocking) B--but the poncho! 372 00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:04,338 Hit the road, square. 373 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,428 (grunts) 374 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:13,472 Uh-oh. 375 00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,265 Oh! 376 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,017 Oh, for crying out loud! 377 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:23,524 Stunned league officials say point-shaving may have occurred 378 00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:27,319 in as many as three Harlem Globetrotters games. 379 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:30,572 And in business news, Groovy Grove Juice Corporation 380 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:31,949 has announced it will miss delivery 381 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,367 on its third-quarter shipment. 382 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,327 A spokesman attributed the production shutdown 383 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,079 to a half-witted oaf. 384 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:40,624 Ah, it was sweet of those guys to blame an oaf, 385 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,835 but really, it was my fault. 386 00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,546 I just don't have the discipline to be a hippie. 387 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:48,340 Ooh, does this mean you're going to start showering again? 388 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,175 Perhaps... in time. 389 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,803 Ah, cheer up, Dad. You make a great hippie. 390 00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:54,847 Ah, you're just saying that. 391 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:57,474 No, really. You're lazy and self-righteous. 392 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,518 And the soles of your feet are jet black. 393 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:02,980 Well, I do walk through pretty much anything. 394 00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,857 Oh, you kids are sweet. 395 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,568 I know you feel bad about the juice incident, 396 00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:09,653 but I'm sure you can make up for it somehow. 397 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,614 That's it! Somehow! 398 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,498 Sleep, gentle hippies, sleep. 399 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,084 Let old Homer Jay set things right. 400 00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:31,884 ♪ It's the time of the season ♪ 401 00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:37,931 ♪ And let me try with pleasured hand ♪ 402 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:41,643 ♪ To take you in the sun to promised lands ♪ 403 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,104 ♪ To show you every one ♪ 404 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:49,026 ♪ It's the time of the season for loving... ♪ 405 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,194 (shrieks) 406 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:57,076 Good morning, Starshine, Seth. 407 00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:58,660 (both gasp) 408 00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,787 What's going on? 409 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,163 What happened to our crops? 410 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,623 I picked them, juiced them 411 00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:05,501 and delivered them to every store in town. 412 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,836 Your business is saved. 413 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,254 But there weren't enough vegetables left 414 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,255 to fill that order. 415 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,381 (chuckles) 416 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,175 That's what I thought at first, 417 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:16,595 but then I found the other garden behind the barn-- 418 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:19,098 The one with the camouflage netting. 419 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,516 Uh-oh. 420 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:25,229 Homer, those were our personal vegetables. 421 00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:28,148 Well, now the whole town can benefit 422 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,441 from their nutrients. 423 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:33,278 ♪ One pill makes you larger ♪ 424 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,905 ♪ And one pill makes you small ♪ 425 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:35,948 Fergie! 426 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:38,742 Willie, you complete me. 427 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,661 Saints be praised. 428 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,122 Oh, closer.... 429 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,791 I've always dreamed of this moment. 430 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:48,961 (moaning) 431 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,546 (groaning) 432 00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:57,386 (yells) 433 00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,846 ♪ And if you go chasing rabbits ♪ 434 00:18:58,929 --> 00:18:59,972 (yelling) 435 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,098 Ah! 436 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:05,561 ♪ And you know you're going to fall ♪ 437 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:06,687 ♪ Tell them a hookah... ♪ 438 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,939 Whoo! Thanks, Pinky. 439 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,649 You've always been there for me. 440 00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:15,112 ♪ ...Has given you the call ♪ 441 00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:16,530 ♪ Call Alice ♪ 442 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,907 -Huh? -(giggling) 443 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,160 Morning, Ned. 444 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,999 Pucker up, Ned. Mwah. 445 00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,250 (yelling) 446 00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:33,338 (both laughing) 447 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,970 (laughter continues) 448 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,140 We are so old. 449 00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:44,433 Yeah. 450 00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,560 (both giggling) 451 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,478 LOU: (laughing) Whee! 452 00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,189 (laughing) 453 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,525 Lou? Lou, are you all right? 454 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,403 The electric yellow has got me by the brain banana. 455 00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,447 I see. 456 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:03,869 My God. 457 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,787 It's nothing but carrots and peyote. 458 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,415 Hmm. Damn long-hairs never learn, Chief. 459 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,250 Yeah, it's time for an old-fashioned 460 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,919 hippie ass-whomping. 461 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:12,920 (sirens waling) 462 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,007 Attention, hippies. 463 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,258 Come out peacefully 464 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,093 so we can smash your drug mill 465 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,095 and all your worldly possessions. 466 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,680 Officer, please. 467 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,182 We can explain. 468 00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,516 Not so fast, pig! 469 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,436 We're making a stand-- a freaky stand. 470 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,688 You can smash this drug barn all you want, 471 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:36,109 but first you'll have to smash our heads open like ripe melons. 472 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,487 This man does not represent us. 473 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,780 All right, boys. 474 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:42,324 Set your nightsticks on "whomp." 475 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,786 Um, mine's stuck on "twirl." 476 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:48,038 Oh, for the love of... There. 477 00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:50,040 Now, let's crack some skulls. 478 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:55,629 Seth, Munchie, they can destroy our bodies and our ponchos, 479 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:58,674 but they can never silence our song of protest. 480 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,426 ♪ Uptown girl ♪ 481 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:05,264 ♪ She's been living in her white bread world... ♪ 482 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,765 -Come on, guys. -(all grunt) 483 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:08,684 Forget the clubs. Just shoot him. 484 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:09,768 (rifles clicking) 485 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,103 Look at yourselves 486 00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,938 pointing guns at your fellow men. 487 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:17,109 Hatred is a cage that keeps us from soaring free. 488 00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,736 Yes, the '60s may be dead and gone 489 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,739 and its spirit long since extinguished, 490 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,284 but its ideals live on-- 491 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,412 Freedom! 492 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,413 Love! 493 00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:31,123 And peace. 494 00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,249 -(gunshot) -Ow! 495 00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,171 Doctor, will he be all right? 496 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:39,589 Yes, he was lucky. 497 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:42,467 If that had been a gladiola, he'd be dead right now. 498 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,969 Why don't you just pull it out? 499 00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:45,304 (chuckles) 500 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,306 I'm a doctor, not a gardener. 501 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:50,225 Can't you just prune some of the leaves so I can watch TV? 502 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,643 What did I just say? 503 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,104 (slow instrumental music playing) 504 00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:23,050 {\an8}♪ Uptown girl ♪ 505 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:26,636 {\an8}♪ She's my uptown girl ♪ 506 00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:30,057 {\an8}♪ I know that I'm in love ♪ 507 00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:34,061 {\an8}♪ With an uptown girl ♪ 508 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:38,774 {\an8}-HOMER: I buried Flanders. -MARGE: Shh. 509 00:22:42,277 --> 00:22:44,279 {\an8}Captioned by Visual Data Media Services