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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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(theme music playing)
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(bell ringing)
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(whistle blowing)
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(playing the blues)
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(honking horn)
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D'oh.
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(screams)
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(all screaming)
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{\an8}And as we pass
the collection plate,
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{\an8}please give as though the person
next to you were watching.
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{\an8}Whew. Oh, man, this is
the hottest Easter ever.
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{\an8}Even that praying mantis is losing it.
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{\an8}(groaning)
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{\an8}Thank you, Helen.
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{\an8}And thank you all
for you kind contrib-- ah!
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{\an8}A chocolate bunny?
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{\an8}Who put this wicked idol
in the collection plate?
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{\an8}(all gasp)
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{\an8}Relax. I found it in the dumpster.
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{\an8}Perhaps we need
a hefty dose of the good book.
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{\an8}(Marge moaning)
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{\an8}"In the beginning..."
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{\an8}Excuse me, Reverend,
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{\an8}it's hard to hear you
with those fans going.
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{\an8}Well, let's get those off then.
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{\an8}(Homer moaning) Oh!
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{\an8}"In the beginning, God created
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the heavens and the Earth..."
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LOVEJOY: Which brings us back to our...
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(snoring softly)
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Ooh! Ooh!
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(animals purring, calling)
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What a beautiful garden.
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{\an8}It's almost like paradise.
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{\an8}HOMER: Heads up!
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Whee!
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{\an8}(gasps)
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{\an8}Well, hello.
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{\an8}Aren't you hurt?
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{\an8}Of course not.
There's no pain in the Garden of Eden.
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{\an8}Hey, you must be Eve.
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{\an8}I guess.
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{\an8}Looks like God made you
out of my sexiest rib.
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{\an8}(growls)
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{\an8}Speaking of ribs,
is there any grub around here?
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{\an8}Is there?
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{\an8}(English accent) Good morning, Adam.
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{\an8}Any bacon for you then?
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{\an8}Don't mind if I do.
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(Flanders's voice)
Hi-diddly-ho, paradise dwellers.
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Good morning, Lord.
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{\an8}I just have to compliment you
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{\an8}on this beautifully-crafted mate.
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{\an8}Oh, Adam, you're too kind.
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{\an8}No, you're too kind...
And wise and righteous.
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{\an8}I can't believe
you don't have a girlfriend.
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{\an8}Oh, please, you're going
to give me a swelled head.
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{\an8}I just stopped by to see
if you needed anything.
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{\an8}Well, some general-interest
magazines would be nice.
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{\an8}You got it, Eve.
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{\an8}There you go.
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{\an8}Oh, thanks.
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{\an8}I better skedaddle.
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{\an8}Oh, there's one more
weensy little thing.
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See that tree over there?
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I hate to be a Bossy Betty,
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but I have to forbid you
to eat its fruit.
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No problem, Lord,
and it would be even easier
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to avoid that temptation
if I had a few extra wives.
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(growling)
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I'm just saying.
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Oh, how cute!
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Let's call this little
guy a groundhog.
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Sorry, I already gave
him a name-- land monster.
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Really?
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What do you call
that thing on the branch?
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(hissing)
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Branch monster.
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Please, please,
call me snake.
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Yo, have you dudes
sampled this fruit?
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It's, like, god's private stash.
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But he said it was forbidden.
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Quite so, mum.
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I recall one of the dinosaurs had a bite.
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And, well, that was the last of-- egad.
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Please stop eating that.
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God's going to be furious.
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You're pretty uptight
for a naked chick.
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You know what would loosen you up?
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A little fruit.
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Well, it is a sin to waste food.
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And you keep saying we need
to do things together.
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Hmm.
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Mmm! This could really spice up
those pies I've been making.
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(thunder)
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-What the dickens?
-(gasps)
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Eve, did you taste
of the forbidden fruit?
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(whistling)
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Yes, God.
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Doggone it, Eve.
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I think you'd better
hightail it out of this garden.
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Adam, say something.
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Uh, uh, I think we should
see other people.
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You heard me! Vamoose!
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Oh!
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Usually, a mink massage
makes me feel better,
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but something's missing now.
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I didn't say stop.
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Lovely day in paradise,
isn't it?
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Yeah, just like yesterday.
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Today, I'm featuring
mouth-watering pork ribs.
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Tuck in, then.
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Oh.
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I gave a rib to Eve
and now she's gone forever.
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One whole rib, and still standing.
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Well, aren't you
the plucky one, sir.
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Come on!
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Oh, poor Eve.
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What are you doing out there
in that horrible place?
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I'm toiling.
What does it look like?
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This is my fault.
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I should have
stood up for you
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during that whole
Applegate thing.
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It's a little late
for apologies now.
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Don't say that.
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Maybe I can
sneak you back in.
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I mean, God can't be
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everywhere at once, right?
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(whistling "Alexander's
Ragtime Band")
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Somebody order a hole?
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Oh, that's a tight squeeze.
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(panting)
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Oh, thank you.
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Are you okay?
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I'll be fine. (panting)
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Just give me a second to... Ah!
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-(gasps)
-Come on, Eve. Hurry!
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Oh, my dear, sweet Eve.
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I love you even more
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than the butterscotch pond
or the porno bush.
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(thunder)
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So, this is how you repay me, Adam!
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And after I created my fingers
to the bone for you!
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I...
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Ahh! My unicorn!
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Oh, what have they
done to you, Gary?
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Oh, there, there.
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I'm sure he's gone
to a better place, Lord.
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Oh, shut up!
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You are so banished!
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Hey, now, let's not
do anything rash.
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God is love, right?
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(yells)
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God, you have every right
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to flip me out, too,
but before you...
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(yells)
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Oh, my back!
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So this must be that pain thing.
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(yells)
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Oh, yeah, definitely pain.
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(howling)
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This sucks.
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Things were so much better
back in the garden.
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I'm sure God
will let us return soon.
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I mean, how long
can he hold a grudge?
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"...forever... and ever...
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and ever and..."
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...and that concludes Genesis,
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the first of the 66 books
of the Bible.
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Moving on to Exodus...
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(yawning)
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♪ And Abraham begat Isaac ♪
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♪ And Isaac begat Jacob ♪
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♪ And who did he begat? ♪
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All right, let's go,
you wee Israelites.
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Back to slaving.
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(all groaning)
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Man, captivity blows.
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Talk to the whip.
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(Bart grunts)
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(horses neighing)
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On your knees, you mugs.
It's the Pharaoh!
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(sighs)
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Ah, excellent progress,
slave-driver Willie.
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Kudos on your whipping.
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Oh, he noticed!
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Oy! Suffering sarcophagus!
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My tomb!
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Who did this?
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(snickering)
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Come on, confess.
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Don't make me slay all
the firstborn males again.
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(deep voice) Bart did it.
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I saw him do it.
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Take him away, boys.
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No, the bush set me up!
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As for the rest of you,
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it's time
for a little discipline.
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Slave driver, put away
the encouragement whip
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and break out the cruel whip.
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(all gasping)
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(whips cracking)
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Ha! That's
the new omni-lash, boys.
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Just look at that snapback.
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Yeah, sweet.
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We can't keep living like this.
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Moses, ask Pharaoh
to let your people go.
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Oh, now they're my people.
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Scrub harder, slave.
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I want to be able
to eat off that thing.
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And make it snappy.
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It's almost lunchtime.
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LISA: Excuse me. Uh...
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Pharaoh, I think Moses
here has something to ask you.
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Go.
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Let-my-people-go.
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Let your people go?
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I've never heard
such insolence.
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You call yourselves slaves?
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(grunts)
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Well, the ball's
in his court now.
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All right, read me back
what I have so far, Mrs. Krabapatra.
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Bird, bird,
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Giant eye, pyramid, bird.
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Mm-hmm. Very good.
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Uh, giant eye, dead fish,
cat head, cat head, cat head...
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Guy doing this...
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(frogs croaking)
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What the--
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Keep that plague coming, Moses.
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Frogs away!
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(laughing)
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We spent all our money,
but it was worth it.
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Now he's got to let us go.
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Mmm, these are the juiciest
frogs I've ever eaten.
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Ra has rewarded my cruelty
to the slaves.
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It's a plague, you moron!
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And we've got
lots more planned.
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And there's nothing
you can do about it!
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-(screaming)
-So long, kids.
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Give my regards
to the British museum.
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(laughing)
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-Whoa!
-Whoa!
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(both grunting)
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Do you think we could ever
be more than just friends?
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Not now, Moses.
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We got to find
a way out of here.
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I know we built a secret passage
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in here somewhere.
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I found it!
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We're out of here.
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Uh-oh.
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(both screaming)
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Eh, slave labor.
You get what you pay for.
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Whee!
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Whee!
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-(blows horn)
-Huh?
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Our time has come!
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Follow me to freedom!
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(horn blowing)
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(distant horn blowing)
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WIGGUM: Hey, Pharaoh,
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those half-pint slaves
are exodusing as we speak.
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Well, I say good riddance
to bad rubbish.
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Okay. But who's going
to build your pyramids?
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Well, we-- (gasps) After them!
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Oh, we'll never be able
to swim that far.
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(horses neighing)
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Oy, carumba.
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Screw this. I'm converting.
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Save us, o mighty Ra!
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Hey! Cut that out. I have an idea.
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All right, Moses, lead your people.
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Flush!
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(roar of flushing)
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It's a miracle!
I performed a miracle!
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I'm a genius!
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Yeah, yeah. Hurry, everyone!
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We don't have much time!
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After them, men!
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Into the temporarily-dry sea!
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Ah, nuts.
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(screaming)
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Hey, chief, he splashed me.
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Look, nobody likes
a crybaby, okay?
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You just splash him back.
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(kids cheering)
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Well, Lisa, we're out of Egypt.
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So, what's next for the Israelites?
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Land of milk and honey?
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Hmm, well, actually, it looks like
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we're in for 40 years
of wandering the desert.
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Forty years?
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But after that, it's clear
sailing for the Jews, right?
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Uh... more or less.
Hey, is that manna?
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(kids cheering)
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Now we come to King Solomon
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whose wisdom was
like a drill...
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boring into the rock of injustice.
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LOVEJOY: Boring... boring...
boring...
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(yawns)
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King Solomon,
these men need you
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to settle a dispute.
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They each claim ownership
of this pie.
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(sighs)
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The pie shall be cut in two.
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Then each man shall receive...
death.
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(sighs)
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I'll eat the pie.
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Okay, next up,
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"Jesus Christ versus
Checker Chariot."
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Oh, Dad, you're
sitting on my arm.
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(grunting)
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"And after David smote Goliath
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the people crowded
into the temple
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where a cool breeze blew not.
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And their hearts were
filled with crankiness."
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And...
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I'm bored. Send in my jester.
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Hey, hey! King David!
How you doing?
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Now, I'm not saying
Jezebel's easy,
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but before she moved to Sodom,
it was known for its pottery!
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(laughs)
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What else you got?
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Uh, wait a minute.
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I got something
on the Canaanites.
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Uh...
They are so stupid...
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(gasping and groaning)
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Methuselah, my oldest friend...
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Who did this to you?
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(groaning)
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Oh... it was Goliath.
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But Goliath is dead.
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I smote him myself.
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I smoted him good.
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No! It was his son, Goliath Two.
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No!
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Goliath Two is gonna pay.
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And this time, it's biblical.
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{\an8}(typewriter clacking)
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I'll just give Goliath Two
the old rock
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to the head applause, applause,
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you got to believe in yourself,
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stay in school and we're out of here.
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I don't know, Davey.
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Quiet, you.
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Oh, you've gotten pretty fat, Davey.
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-(stomping)
-(gasping)
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Let's get it on.
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See you later, Davey.
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You killed my best friend.
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CROWD: Ooh.
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You killed my father,
who was like a best friend.
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CROWD: Ooh!
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All I need is my trusty sling
and one good, hard...
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Um...
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Say... how's tomorrow for you?
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(grunting)
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(screams)
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What say you now, Goliath?
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Without your precious hair,
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you no longer possess
your fantastic strength!
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That's Samson, idiot.
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00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:55,889
Whoa!
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(all gasp)
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Let my proclamation
go out across the land!
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Ha-ha!
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CROWD: Ha-ha!
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(screaming)
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Oh... I hope this doesn't get
into the Bible.
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You're King David.
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I love you 'cause
you kill people.
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Get yourself another hero, kid.
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I'm all washed up.
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00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:24,376
Well, I guess it's up to Ralph
to stop Goliath.
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(sheep bleating)
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(Ralph humming)
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Goliath Two is really gonna pay.
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Get ready to meet
the first action hero.
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(sheep bleating)
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♪ Winner takes it all ♪
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♪ Till he breaks the fall ♪
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♪ I'm trying to make it
over the top... ♪
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(grunts)
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{\an8}(teletype clacking)
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{\an8}BART: All right,
it's giant slayin' time.
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(gasps)
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Oops.
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00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,337
(man grunts)
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Crap.
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Hmm...
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How am I supposed
to get up there?
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(loud burp echoing)
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Jonah!
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Oh!
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You died the way you lived...
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Inside a whale.
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(gasps)
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00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,660
Hmm...
401
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,329
(grunting)
402
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,378
I trampled four
giant-slayers today.
403
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,171
I think I earned this.
404
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,006
Don't you know
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smoking stunts your growth?
406
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,095
Well, well, well, if it isn't
the little prince.
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00:18:58,178 --> 00:18:59,638
I'm not afraid of you, Goliath.
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00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:02,975
Before I was arrogant,
but now, my heart is humble
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and my spirit is...
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00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,435
Oh!
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00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,187
(whimpering)
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00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:10,274
What do you know?
A king fit for a meal.
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00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,985
(whimpering)
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00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,571
Hope I don't give you...
Heartburn!
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00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,949
(screams)
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00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,715
Great news, everyone. Goliath is dead!
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00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,258
Although I haven't seen his body,
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the blast that failed to kill me
surely killed the giant.
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00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,554
Anyhoo...
420
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,139
Now that I'm your king again...
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00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,558
(roaring)
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00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,143
(screaming)
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00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:57,070
Ralph, I thought you were dead.
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00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:58,238
Nope.
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00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,324
BART: Rejoice, good people!
426
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:03,243
Goliath the terrible
shall rule no more!
427
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,829
But Goliath was the greatest
king we ever had.
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00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:06,747
What?
429
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:09,666
He built roads,
hospitals, libraries...
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00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:13,003
To us, he was Goliath
the Consensus Builder.
431
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,923
You're under arrest
for megacide.
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00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,512
Where's your messiah now?
433
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,264
(crowd laughing)
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00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:38,487
(exclaims)
435
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,572
(snoring)
436
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,160
Everyone's gone!
437
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,870
How embarrassing.
438
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,039
Ooh, we slept right
through church.
439
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,416
Eh, it's not the end of the world.
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00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:58,507
(gasping)
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00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,926
(evil laughter)
442
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,305
Oh, no! It's the apocalypse!
443
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,599
Bart, are you wearing
clean underwear?
444
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:08,725
Not anymore.
445
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:09,977
It's the rapture
446
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,062
and I never knew true love.
447
00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:14,231
I never used those
pizza coupons!
448
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:18,819
(choral music playing)
449
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,448
Why aren't we
ascending into heaven?
450
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:24,533
(thunder rumbling)
451
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:26,743
Oh, right... The sins.
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00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,329
-(choral music playing)
-(exclaims)
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00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,330
(choral music stops)
454
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,707
Where do you think
you're going, missy?
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00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:32,624
Dad!
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00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,334
(all scream)
457
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:39,006
Whoo, I smell barbecue!
458
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,258
(giggling) Hey, look!
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00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:44,469
(Homer screaming in terror)
460
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,680
Oh, they're out of hot dogs!
461
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,100
And the cole slaw
has pineapple in it!
462
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:51,310
(screaming)
463
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,061
German potato salad!
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00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:56,606
♪ I'm on the highway
to hell ♪
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♪ On the highway to hell ♪
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00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,740
♪ Highway to hell ♪
467
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:08,618
♪ I'm on the highway
to hell ♪
468
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,875
♪ No stop signs ♪
469
00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:16,835
♪ Speed limit ♪
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00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:20,172
♪ Nobody's gonna
slow me down ♪
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00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:24,843
♪ Like a wheel, gonna spin it ♪
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00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:29,097
♪ Nobody's gonna
mess me around ♪
473
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:33,435
♪ Hey Satan, paid my dues ♪
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00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:37,189
♪ Playing in a rocking band ♪
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00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:41,318
♪ Hey mama, look at me ♪
476
00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:42,569
Shh.
477
00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:47,616
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