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(SINGING) The Simpsons

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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

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(HORN BELLOWING)

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(PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNE)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(HONKING)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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D'oh!

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(SCREAMS)

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(BRAKES SCREECHING)

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Putting away groceries,

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it's like
unwrapping presents
from yourself.

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Fruit Roll-Ups for Bart.
Beer Roll-Ups for Homer.

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(GASPS)

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Burly? I bought
the wrong brand, Maggie.

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I'll just
take them right back
to the store and...

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Whoa!

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Look at those
massive plaid
shoulders!

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Look at that absorbativity!
I've gotta tell someone.

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I came home
as quick as I could.
What's going on?

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Watch what happens
when I spill
this blue liquid.

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You pulled me
out of school
for this?

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Absolutely. You're
about to get a lesson

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in value.

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And Burly's still
got soaking power.
Spill something else.

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Mom, I believe you.

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Spill it.

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Hmm?

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Ooh, Burly,
you're insatiable.

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(LAUGHS WEAKLY)

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Oh, Burly,
you're so rugged
and manly.

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Marge, a bee almost
stung me today.

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I felt the wind go
right by my ear.

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(WHIMPERING)

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Oh, it's okay, Homie.
The bee's all gone.

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Mmm!

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Fantasize, Marge.
Fantasize about Burly.

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(CLICKING TONGUE)

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(GRUNTING)

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Hey, you're looking
at that spokes-jack.
Well, I can fantasize, too.

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Hmm.

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Ooh! Mama Celeste.

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(PURRING)

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You touch me
and I cut you.

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Homer, I'll tell you
what I told Redford.
It ain't gonna happen.

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(GROANS)

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MARGE: "Dear Burly, comma,
I've never written to
a registered trademark before.

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"Are you a real person
or just a composite?
Question Mark.

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"In either case,
I would love
a signed photo.

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"Sincerely, Marge Simpson."

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(LAUGHING DEVILISHLY)

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"Love"? (GASPS)
"Signed photo"?

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Marge hasn't asked me
for a signed photo
in months.

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Well, I'll show her.

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(TELEPHONE RINGING)

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Hello?

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We have
a person-to-person call
for Marge Simpson.

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Person-to-person!

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(IN DEEP VOICE) Hello.
This is Chad Sexington,

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the model for
Burly Paper Towels.

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(GASPING)
How did you
get my number?

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I don't know.
But I was quite moved
by your letter.

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I'd love to meet
you and your family.
Shall we say dinner?

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Oh, my goodness...

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Perfect.
I'll be there at 7:00.

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Oh, my God!
Dinner with Burly!

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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Playing a prankeroo, eh?

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I was having
a private conversation
with my wife

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in the guise of
Chad Sexington.
Do you mind?

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(HUMMING)

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So, how was your day?
Did anything
unbelievable happen?

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Phone calls?
Things of that nature?

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You're not
gonna believe it.

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That paper towel lumberjack
is coming here
for dinner tonight.

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Tonight?
Well, you better
get your hopes up.

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I will.

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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(DOORBELL RINGING)

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That's him!

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Oh, my God!

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Why, look.
It's Chad Sexington!

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Hey, baby!
I'm that guy you like.

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Barney? Where's Chad? I...

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(LAUGHING HEARTILY)

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Congratulations.
I feel ridiculous.

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You mean I was just a prop
in some cruel joke?

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Now you've done it.
You've really humiliated Mom.

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It was hard on me, too.
I had to wear a suit.

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Oh...

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You're right. I've gotta
make it up to her.

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I suggest
dinner and a show.

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How about Benihana,
where dinner is the show?

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(BOTH GRUNT DISAPPROVINGLY)

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No, huh?

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Walking to hell
and back again

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I guess it was
a pretty funny prank.

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I like the ones
where nothing
catches on fire.

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Yeah. Nothing is
hurt except feelings.

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Walking to hell
and back again

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Okay. You've seen
our next performer
on Mike Douglas, Merv Griffin

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and Art Linkletter's
House Party.

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Please welcome Mesmerino,
the hip hypnotist.

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Thank you.
Thank you very, very much,
ladies and gentlemen.

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Let's see.
Who do we have here?

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Well, what's the matter
with you, champ?

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You couldn't find a date?

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I didn't come here
to be heckled and
spoofed and whatnot.

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Why did you come here?
Seriously though.

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When I snap my fingers,
my friend,

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you will be
a make-out artist.

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Glayvin! That's a powerful...

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(EXCLAIMS) Whoa!

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Hold it
'cause it's different!

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(DINERS EXCLAIMING)

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(SMOOTHLY)
Hey, cupcake, listen good.

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I want you
to swallow that gum

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and meet me in the coatroom,
in five,
four, three, two, now.

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(GULPING)

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Whatever you say, Professor.

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And back you go.

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Ooh! Hey!

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No, no, don't make me!
I don't want to go
back to the nothing!

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I don't...

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(GRUNTING)

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(IN NORMAL VOICE) Oh, dear.
I've redorkulated.

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Hey, smart move, Four-Eyes.

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Sitting next to Skeletor here
makes you look like Hercules.

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(HOMER LAUGHING)

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Zing.

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What's a "Skeletor"?

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No, no, I kid.
But seriously,

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it's very nice
to see a young man
take his father out

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for a night of hypnotism

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before he dies.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Actually, my father
died a long time ago.

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(ALL EXCLAIMING IN SYMPATHY)

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Okay. Is anyone here
not a downer? Anyone?

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Do me! Do me!

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(GIGGLING EXCITEDLY)

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I am in your power.
Boss me around.

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When I snap my fingers,
you will transform into

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a famous historian.

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Look at me!
I'm a famous historian!
Out of my way!

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Thank you.
Now you are
Emily Dickinson.

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Look at me!
I'm Angie Dickinson!
Out of my way!

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Now you are a young boy,

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uh, yourself
at 12 years old.

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(IN BOYISH VOICE)
I'm 12 years old.
I'm with my friends.

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It's a beautiful summer day
at the old swimming hole.

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Oh, my God!

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(SCREAMING)

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Do something, Mesmerino.

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Uh, yes. Yes.

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(SIGHS)

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That's better.

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(SCREAMING)

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(SCREAMING LOUDLY)

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Dad, what's wrong?

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We better
get him home.

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(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

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There you go.

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(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

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(GROANING)

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Hmm!

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And Bart is set for the week.

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(SCREAMING)

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Oh, no.

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Sorry, Mrs. S.
He was kind of
disrupting things at work.

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Yeah. He ruined
naptime and quiet time.

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Oh, Homie,
you poor thing.

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(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

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Oh, cool.
He's still mental.

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Yeah. My hunch is
he's struggling with some
sort of repressed memory.

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Hmm. How do we
unrepress it?

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Well, the Yaqui Indians
brew a special tea
that unlocks memories.

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It would be a good excuse
to use my Yaqui tea set.

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Well, is anything
coming back to you?

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Oh.

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(CHUCKLING)

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There have been so many
classic Simpson moments.

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I remember that time
I tried to jump
over Springfield Gorge.

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I'm gonna make it!

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LISA: No, Dad. Everyone's
sick of that memory.

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Try to remember
back when you were 12.

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Something frightening
must have happened.

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Hmm. Twelve.

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Well, I remember
I used to go hiking a lot

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with these two guys.

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It was one of
those lazy summer days

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you thought
would last forever.

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And to kill the boredom,
we sang.

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(HUMMING)

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(HUMMING)

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ALL: Mister Sandman,
bring me a dream

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Make him the cutest
that I've ever seen

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Check it out, Fat Tony.
Those jokers think
they're The Cowsills.

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And lots of wavy hair
like Liberace

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You guys have blundered
into our secret tobaccy patch.

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Wow! Is that
wacky tobaccy?

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The wackiest.

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Let's punch
and kick them!

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(ALL GASP)

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Not so fast.

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(GRUNTING)

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He's got a Daisy.

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We better scram.

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Eighteen more pumps,
that could break the skin.

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Hey, thanks, Moe.

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And that's how
a troubled young Moe
saved the day.

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Moe, what are you
doing here?
What am I...

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My bar is empty is what.
Why ain't you guys there?

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We're trying to
uncover a hidden trauma
in my dad's childhood.

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What? You mean
that time he wigged out?

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Well, give me
some of that Indian
memory tea there

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and I'll tell you
all about it.

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(IN FUNNY VOICE)
Mmm! That's good Yaqui.

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(CLEARS THROAT) Okay.
That night we camped out
under the stars.

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(SIGHS)

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Look at all them stars.
Bunch of lazy lights,
don't do nothing for nobody.

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Hey, you know what
I'm looking forward to?

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The future.
Have you heard about
this Internet thing?

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Internet?

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Yeah. It's the inner
netting they invented
to line swim trunks.

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It provides
a comforting snugness.

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(WHISTLE BLOWING)

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Hey, what was that?

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LENNY: That's that
nuclear plant
they just opened.

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Yeah, that's your future,
busting atoms.

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Can you imagine
us working there?
The whole Carl Crew?

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Hey, I thought
we were called
Lenny and the Jets.

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Hey, you're both wrong.

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We're the
Moe Szyslak Experience,
featuring Homer.

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I like the sound of that.

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Friends forever?

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ALL: Friends forever.

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HOMER: Ow!

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Ow! That hurts!
Man, we're stupid.

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I hate you guys.

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MOE: The next morning
we went out to the old quarry
to have a swim.

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(WHISTLES) You guys really
gonna dive off of here?

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Not me. I'm shaking
like a French soldier.

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Yeah. I think I just
logged on to my Internet.

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Only a moron would
jump into that...

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Geronimo!

247
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:13,208
Oh, my God!

248
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,463
(SCREAMING)

249
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,884
And there's
your whatchamacall
repressed trauma.

250
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,094
I mean,
who likes getting muddy?
It's terrible.

251
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:25,804
Okay.
Let's go to Moe's now.

252
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:29,224
Wait a minute.
I remember falling
in the mud.

253
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,227
But I don't think
that's why
I've been screaming.

254
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,313
Fine.
Crap all over my theory.

255
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:37,399
Something else
happened in that quarry.

256
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,234
Something else.

257
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,696
Hey, what happened
to all the water?

258
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,324
Hmm.

259
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,576
Hey, there's
something blocking it.

260
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:49,661
Hey, come on.

261
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:50,746
(GRUNTING)

262
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:54,666
Come on, Homer!
We're going to Sears
to feel the bras!

263
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,252
What the heck is that thing?

264
00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,379
(EXCLAIMING)

265
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,934
(SCREAMING)

266
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,527
You found a corpse
when you were 12?

267
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:22,694
(WHIMPERING)

268
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,155
No wonder you've
been so traumatized.

269
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:32,079
It's responsible
for everything
wrong in my life.

270
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:36,959
My occasional overeating,
my fear of corpses.

271
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,460
(SOBBING)

272
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:42,756
What I want to know is
what the heck was
that body doing there?

273
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,008
Maybe there's murder afoot.

274
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,468
Murder most foul?

275
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,594
Maybe.

276
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,805
You know,
if Dad never told anyone,

277
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,558
that body must
still be out there.

278
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:56,937
This sounds like a case
that only the Simpson family
can solve.

279
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,146
Oh.

280
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:01,525
Okay. Uh, well,
we'll just be going then.

281
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,236
Hey, you guys can
come with us.

282
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,280
No, no, no.
He said "Simpson family."

283
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,823
I mean, you know,
it sounded exciting.

284
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,200
But, you know,
we don't want to intrude.

285
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,868
Thanks for understanding.

286
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,036
Oh.

287
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,622
Oh, okay. Well...

288
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,041
I'll see ya.

289
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,553
HOMER: Bye, Moe.

290
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:33,640
(CHUCKLING)

291
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:37,978
Yep. The old quarry
is just a stone's throw away.

292
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:39,605
Stop saying that, Dad.

293
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:40,772
Never.

294
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,026
Hey, there's Mesmerino.

295
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,072
Seventeen seventy-six.

296
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,785
"How much is left
in my checking account."

297
00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:01,293
HOMER: This is it.
This is the old quarry.

298
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,630
Maybe we should come back
in the daytime.

299
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:07,174
Someone's yellow
belly is showing.

300
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:08,342
Oh, sorry.

301
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,218
(RUSTLING)

302
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,511
(ALL GASPING)

303
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:12,971
Ah, geez.
Right in the eyes.

304
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:14,139
Chief Wiggum!

305
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,099
Who's there? How do you...
How do you know my name?

306
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,976
It's us, the Simpsons.

307
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,311
Oh.

308
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,772
I saw your car
by the gate and I...

309
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,232
Well, I thought
you might be lost hikers.

310
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,110
'Cause then
I could rescue you,
and be a hero.

311
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,612
And maybe
the city would give me

312
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:31,198
a coupon for
free guitar lessons.

313
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,742
So what are you doing here?

314
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,453
We're investigating
a possible murder case.

315
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:40,165
Oh. You mind if I tag along?
I'm kind of a crime buff.

316
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:45,420
If there's a body in here,
we'll drag it up.

317
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,257
(GRUNTING)

318
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,219
Heck. It's just
an old shopping cart.

319
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,637
Oh, and it's empty.

320
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,598
Put it back.
I don't want to
see it this way.

321
00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:00,435
We'll never find the body
under all this water.

322
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,978
Water, eh?

323
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,481
Burly to the rescue!

324
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,320
CLANCY: Oh, that is so cool.

325
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,743
Hey! What's that over there?

326
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,081
Don't get excited.

327
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,501
It's just a skull-shaped rock
and a bunch of white sticks.

328
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,086
It's the body.

329
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,380
And someone has
eaten the flesh.

330
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,923
(GRUNTING IN ACCUSATION)

331
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,466
But whose body is it?

332
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,510
And who sent it
down that pipe?

333
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,601
Now do you believe
dead rats float, Lisa?

334
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:42,686
Yes.

335
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,233
Well, looks like
the end of the line.

336
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:53,739
That means our murderer
could be on
the other side of this hatch.

337
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:00,996
(SQUEAKING)

338
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,421
(GUNSHOT)

339
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,381
(EXCLAIMS)

340
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,425
What are you doing
in my corpse hatch?

341
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,762
Montgomery Burns,
you're under
arrest for murder.

342
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:20,849
Did I say corpse hatch?
I meant "innocence tube."

343
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,310
Then how do you
explain this?

344
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,064
I've been expecting
this day for 30 years.

345
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,400
In a way, it's a relief.

346
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,486
But in another way,
it's most unwelcome.

347
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,238
All right,
quit stalling, Burns.
Who'd you ice?

348
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:38,492
I'm afraid that skull
belongs to my dear friend,

349
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,911
Waylon Smithers Senior.

350
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:44,080
(GASPS)
Mr. Smithers' father!

351
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:46,208
But I did not murder him.

352
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,587
And I can prove it

353
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,464
with this film.

354
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:55,383
Ooh! A movie!
I call the couch!

355
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,593
(LAUGHING)

356
00:18:56,844 --> 00:19:00,222
If you see only
one film this year that
proves my innocence,

357
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,681
make it this one.

358
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,060
(ALARM BLARING)

359
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,520
Why are these
numbers so high?

360
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,188
Why is that
red light flashing?

361
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,773
And what's that
alarming sound?

362
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,400
Smithers, get in here!
Smithers!

363
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,695
Sorry, Monty.
I was feeding Waylon Junior.

364
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,697
Will you put
that baby down?

365
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:20,867
There's something wrong
with the reactor core.

366
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:23,745
(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

367
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,122
I better go in
and have a look.

368
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,541
No, Waylon Senior.

369
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,459
It could be filled
with atoms, and steam,

370
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:31,169
and other
nuclear bric-a-brac.

371
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:34,089
If this reactor blows,
the whole town is doomed,

372
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,841
including my son.

373
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,095
(GURGLING)

374
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,974
So, you're a baby, huh?
How's that
working out for you?

375
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:45,267
(POWERING DOWN)

376
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,810
He did it!

377
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,020
Look at your
heroic daddy in there

378
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:52,023
making funny faces,
falling to the floor,

379
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:55,652
shedding his hair,
lying perfectly still...

380
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,321
Oh, dear.

381
00:19:58,489 --> 00:19:59,781
Sir.

382
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:08,248
Smithers Senior gave his life
to save the plant.

383
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,375
And since cover-ups
were all the rage back then,

384
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,086
I shoved his heroic corpse
down the sewer pipe.

385
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,964
I never told Smithers
the truth about his father.

386
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,966
Until tonight, sir.

387
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,969
(GASPS)
Smithers Junior.

388
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,470
Ha! Busted.

389
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,891
Now the movie's
turned into a play.
Still good though.

390
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,726
I'm sorry
I lied to you, Waylon.

391
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,770
But I wanted to spare you
the details of your
father's gruesome death.

392
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:34,983
Well, I'm glad to know
he died a hero
instead of that other way.

393
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:39,905
I told him his father
was killed in the Amazon
by a tribe of savage women.

394
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,740
I hope it didn't
affect you in any way.

395
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,325
We'll never know, sir.

396
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:50,165
Well, Marge, we solved
the case of
the haunted quarry.

397
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,586
Homer, shouldn't we
give that skull
to Mr. Smithers?

398
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,421
Why? He'd just bury it.

399
00:20:56,505 --> 00:21:00,759
Hey! Hey! I found a clue
that's gonna bust
your mystery wide open.

400
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,802
Sorry.
We already solved it.

401
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:03,887
Oh.

402
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:08,266
Well, you want
to take a look at it
anyways just for ha-ha's?

403
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,935
Seems kind of pointless now.

404
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,519
Yeah, I guess you're right.

405
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,438
It's just that, you know,
I went to a lot of trouble,

406
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,274
you know,
making the envelope
and everything.

407
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,610
Let's see
what you have, Moe.

408
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:19,778
Okay.

409
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:22,155
Now this first thing
is just gonna look
like a used Band-Aid,

410
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:23,281
and it is.

411
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:25,992
But the rest of the stuff
don't make no sense
without it.

412
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:27,619
So, you know,
bear with me.

413
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:31,581
Wow, Moe.
You've been doing
a lot of sleuthing.

414
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:35,168
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
I sleuthed my ass off
on this one.

415
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:38,296
Okay, this is a number six
from somebody's address.

416
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:41,591
Or is it a nine?
You don't know.

417
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:45,261
This is gravel.
Okay? Gravel.

418
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:45,971
This is...
That's more gravel.
Okay. Oh!

419
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,765
This is...
That's more gravel.
Okay. Oh!

420
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:53,853
This is a shell that, to me,
this is just me talking.

421
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,855
It looks like
a helmet for a mouse.

422
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:58,650
Now, that sounds crazy, right?

423
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:02,946
But if you ask
the mice about it,
they don't say nothing.

424
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,990
I mean,
they run the other way.

425
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:07,659
At first, I was just fishing
with the helmet thing.

426
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:10,745
But then from
the mouse reaction I got,

427
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:14,165
I got a little
more concerned.

428
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,752
HOMER: You really made
that envelope?

429
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,088
'Cause it says
"Hammermill" over here.

430
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:23,800
MOE: Um... No.

431
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,265
(HOMER SCREAMING)

432
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:34,269
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