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(SINGING) The Simpsons

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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D'oh!

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(SCREAMS)

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(BRAKES SCREECHING)

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(SINGING) The Itchy
and Scratchy Show!

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Tee one up
for me, catty.

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Sure thing, mousy.

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(LAUGHING)

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Nice follow-through!

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Now that's what I call
a moon shot.

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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Now that's what I call
a moon shot.

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Dad, that line was
in the cartoon.

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I'm pretty sure it wasn't.

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Our phone bill is $400!
They charged us
for a call to Brazil.

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Boy, did you make
a prank call to Brazil?

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No, sir. I didn't.

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Choke on your lies!

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(GRUNTING)

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Homer, they must've
made a mistake.

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We'll just go down
to the phone company
and straighten it out.

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Which phone company?
There are hundreds of them.

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And they all keep
changing their names.

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(SOBBING)

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I think
we're with Comquaaq.

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No,
I think its Niagular.

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No, last week they
became Vertiqual.

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(SOBBING)

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Wow.
Everything is so high-tech.

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Dialing Murray Hill,
5-6-3-0-9.

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So, I says to Myrna,
I says, "That guy's a bum!"

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Ooh! That's the
Movie Phone guy.

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The movie we've selected
plays at 8:00 p.m.

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at Springfield Cinema Six.

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Thank you for dating
Mr. Movie Phone.

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Our evening
will be rated R,
for brief nudity.

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Ma'am, would you
be interested in

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changing your
long-distance service if...

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(GASPS) What the...

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She hung up on me!
What did I do?

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(SOBBING)

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Hello. I'm your
customer service rep,
Lindsay Naegle.

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We've met you many times,
Miss Naegle.

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Why do you keep
changing jobs?

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I'm a sexual predator.

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Oh.

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Now, how may I best
dispense with you today?

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We've been charged
for calls to Brazil
that we didn't make.

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We are not
paying this bill.

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Fine.
I'll cut off your service.

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Fine!
I'll cut off your ponytail!
Homer!

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Marge,
it's called negotiating.

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(MURMURS)

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Ooh. Fascinating.

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I need to call Janie,
but I can't get a dial tone.

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We're not paying our bill,
so the phone company
shut off our service.

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(SIGHS) Why must you fight
with every utility?

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I told you,
I have too much
time on my hands.

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Homer.
We were cleaning out
a cooling duct at the plant

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and found a box
of old taco shells.

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Oh, why didn't you call me?

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We tried,
but a recording said

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you were
a bunch of deadbeats. Mmm.

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That's it!
They have awoken
a sleeping giant.

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Homer,
what are you going to do?

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Crazy scheme,
crazy scheme,
crazy scheme.

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Get me tools and beer!
Yes!

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Free service,
here we come.

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All right.
Let's try the red one.

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(SCREAMS)

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Okay. I'll try the green.

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(SHRIEKING)

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Let's try the red one again.
Oh, not again!

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(SCREAMING)

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Let's try them together.

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(SCREAMS)

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(GROANING)

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Maybe the red one.

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(SCREAMS)

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(SHUDDERING)

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How did I get here?

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We found you
smoldering in the bushes.

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That's it!
We're just going to have to
pay for that call to Brazil!

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What call to Brazil?

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The one I didn't make
and Marge didn't make

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and Bart didn't make
and hence, no one
in the house made.

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Uh-oh.

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You made that call?

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But you're the good one.

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Yeah. The one we both like.

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Why did you do it?

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Please don't be mad.

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I've been sponsoring
an orphan boy in Brazil.

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Oh, aren't you sweet?
Sharing your allowance
with a poor Brazilian boy.

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Don't you know
the boys from Brazil
are little Hitlers?

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I saw it in a movie,
whose name I can't remember!

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Ronaldo used to
send me a letter
every month,

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but then they stopped.

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That's why
I called the orphanage.
But they said he disappeared.

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How come you talked
for $400?

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Well, then they
started pressuring me
for more donations,

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and you can't
hang up on a nun.

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That's right.
They have powers.

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When I sent my
first donation,

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the charity mailed me
this video.

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Hi, Lisa.
Thank you for your donation.

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Because of your generosity,
I bought sturdy shoes

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that will last for
a thousand sambas!

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(HUMMING)

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ALL: Aw!

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He's so adorable.
Can we have another baby?

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No way! I still haven't
lost the weight I put on
from the last one.

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And with the money left over,
the orphanage was able
to buy a door.

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Now the monkeys
cannot bite me.

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Uh-oh.

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(SCREECHING)

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I am like sugar to them.

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(SNIFFS) Oh.

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That poor little boy.
We've got to find him.

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How many people
live in Brazil?

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A hundred and
fifty-six million.
D'oh!

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Well, we've got to find him!

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What? I'm really concerned.

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Fine.
I want to meet monkeys.

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I don't know.
It's awfully expensive
to fly to Brazil.

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Not if we buy our
tickets on the Internet.

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It's really cheap
if we change planes

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in Phoenix,
Honolulu, Sun City
and East Saint Louis,

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spend a night
in a haunted house
and leave right now.

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Then it's settled.
The Simpsons are
going to Brazil!

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And I'll have been
on every continent.

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Except Antarctica.

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The Simpsons are
going to Antarctica
next year. This year, Brazil.

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Okay,
here are some travel tips.

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"Only drink bottled water.

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"Don't get into
an unlicensed taxi.

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"And remember,
they have winter
during our summer."

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So, in August, it's cold?

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That's right.
And in February, it's hot?

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Mmm-hmm.

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So, it's opposite land!
Crooks chase cops,
cats have puppies.

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No, Dad.
It's just the weather.

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So, hot snow falls up?

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(SIGHS) Yes.
Woo-hoo!

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Get ready, Brazil.
I now speak fluent Spanish.

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Well done, Bart.
But in Brazil,
they speak Portuguese.

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(SPEAKS ANGRILY IN SPANISH)

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Forget every word, boy.
It's useless.

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But, Homer...
I said forget it!

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All gone.

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(MURMURS
IN DISAPPOINTMENT)

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This is your
captain speaking.

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The local temperature
in Rio de Janeiro

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is hot, hot, hot,
with 100% chance of passion!

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Fernando, you make
that joke every time.

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It was that joke
that made you
fall in love with me.

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Hey, Maggie,
how are you
doing back there?

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Oh, so helpless.

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(GASPS) Look,
it's the giant statue
of Christ on Corcovado.

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Wow. It's like
he's on the dashboard
of the entire country.

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It says here we can
get anywhere we want
by taking a conga line.

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Way ahead of you, Marge.

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(CONGA MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SINGING)
Take me to the hotel

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My hands are on a guy's ass
Boy, this dude must work out

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SIMPSONS: Hey! Hey!

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Boy, they sure love
soccer here.

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Kick it!

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(LAUGHING)

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Goal!

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Look, Marge.
I'm Brazilian!

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LISA: "How to Loot Brazil"?

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I got it!
I got it!
I got it!

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(GIGGLING)

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Bart,
what are you watching?

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Kids' show.

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(HUMMING)

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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(HUMMING)

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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Bert and Ernie
left it to your imagination.

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Look, the room
came with a fruit hat.

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Hey, and a mini bar hat!

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(SINGING)
I'm Chiquita Banana
and I'm here to say

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I will eat this Toblerone
and I will not pay

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Guys! While you're
singing and dancing,

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somewhere out there
Ronaldo is waiting
to be found.

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(GASPS) There he is! Oh, wait.
You said brown hair, right?

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What a charming neighborhood.

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Mom, these are slums.

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The government just
painted them bright colors

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so the tourists
wouldn't be offended.

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Works for me.

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Yeah. Check out the rats.

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(SQUEAKING)

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Ooh! They look like Skittles!

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LISA: Here we are!

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"123 Papaya Street."

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This is Ronaldo's orphanage.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Excuse me.
We're looking for
this little boy.

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Ah, yes. Ronaldo.
He went out months ago.

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And we haven't
heard from him since.

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Every day we light
a candle for him.

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Have you tried
looking for him?

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That's plan B.

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We're never
going to find him.

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(SOBS)

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Now, Lisa,
it's not as bleak as that.

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Can you fly me over
town to look for him?

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We nuns cannot fly.

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Oh, too much
junk in the trunk, eh?

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Yes.

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Have some meat
on a sword, Lisa.
It'll cheer you up.

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You know I'm a vegetarian.

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But you're on vacation,
honey.

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I'm not wearing
my wedding ring.

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Homer!

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Okay. On this map I marked
all the places that
Ronaldo liked to go.

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If we split up,
we should be able
to search them all.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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We'll do our best.
Now, let's get going!

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Check, please.

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Si!

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(MURMURING)

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Does that include tip?

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Si!

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Hey, look.
There's Copacabana beach!
The heart and soul of Rio!

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(BLOWS WHISTLE)

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Excuse me, Americans!

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(GASPS) How did you know?

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There is a dress code
on this beach.
But we can help you.

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I feel so European.

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Huh. Mine keeps disappearing.

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Oh, well.

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Oh, I hope they're
going somewhere good.

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Okay, boy.
Let's strut our stuff.

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(SINGING) I'm in Rio

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and I'm walking on the beach
I'm in my Speedo

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(CHUCKLES)

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(EXCLAIMS)

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No! No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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(GASPS)

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Excuse me.
We think this boy
might be here.

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Okay, this is a samba school.
This is not a lost and found.

248
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:33,460
This is where we invented
the lambada and the macarena.

249
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:38,257
We are now developing
our most powerful dance,
the penetrada.

250
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:41,135
It makes sex
look like a church!

251
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:44,304
I don't think my daughter
should hear this.

252
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:48,684
You can't
protect her forever!
You stupid lady!

253
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:56,442
Give me a drink with all your
sweetest Brazilian fruits
mixed together.

254
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,195
Here you go.

255
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:05,951
Sweet. Sweet. Sweet!

256
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,203
(GAGGING)

257
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,205
(PANTING)

258
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,707
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

259
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,043
There's got to be
a million kids here.
We'll never find Ronaldo.

260
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,879
Ronaldo?
You know him?

261
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:20,841
No, no.
I was just distracting you
while my children robbed you.

262
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,050
(KIDS LAUGHING)
(GASPING)

263
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:28,098
Oh, look at all
the stuffed coatimundi.

264
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:30,309
I bet Maggie would like one.

265
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,810
(SNARLING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)

266
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,272
I'll just get
her this bracelet.

267
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,398
(HISSES)
(MARGE GASPS)

268
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,026
Everything here
is something.

269
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,446
Hey, Bart.
How many more places
do we have to search?

270
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,323
Just one,
and it's across town.

271
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,866
Taxi!

272
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,914
My American friend,
I'm afraid that this
is a kidnapping.

273
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,500
So that means
I don't have to pay the fare?

274
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,418
I suppose...
Woo-hoo!

275
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,170
I'm afraid you
don't appreciate

276
00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,339
the seriousness
of the situation.

277
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:03,550
Fine. Take me,
but let the boy go!

278
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:06,011
I'm afraid he has
already gone.

279
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,348
(GROANS)

280
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,938
(MIAMI VICE THEME PLAYING)

281
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,111
Where are you taking me?

282
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,323
Shut up. And take that
stupid bag off your head.

283
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,909
No. It smells like cinnamon.

284
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,994
Behold, the Amazon.

285
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,455
But quick because
we're burning it down.

286
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,123
Listen,
I really need a rest stop.

287
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,500
Again?

288
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,044
I have a bladder
the size of a Brazil nut.

289
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,754
We just call them nuts here.

290
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,550
(LAUGHING)

291
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,343
Suckers.

292
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:47,928
(HOMER SCREAMS)

293
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,221
Suckers!

294
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,389
(GRUNTING)

295
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:55,394
(SIGHS) I guess
planning a vacation
around a missing kid

296
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,938
is not the way
to have fun.

297
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,106
Hey.

298
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:04,069
Time for
Brazil's favorite
kids' show, Teleboobies.

299
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:10,117
Clockwise!
Counter-clockwise.

300
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,744
(TURNS OFF TV)
Where's your father?

301
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,246
Kidnapped.
(GASPS)

302
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,748
Oh, my God!
What are we supposed to do?

303
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,792
I don't know.
Wait for the call.

304
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,420
(TURNS ON TV)
WOMAN ON TV:
On top of. Beneath.

305
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,839
On top of. Beneath.

306
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,633
So, you want me to
find your husband?

307
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:27,759
Yes.

308
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,636
And you also want me
to find a little boy?

309
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:30,762
That's right.

310
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,265
I don't think there
is a boy or a husband!

311
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,684
I think you have
a thing for me.

312
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:37,436
(GROANS)

313
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,062
I've been shot!

314
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,274
I am flattered,
but I do not swing that way.

315
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,651
I have another itch.

316
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,570
Yeah, well,
scratch it yourself.

317
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,322
I'm not going there again.

318
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,407
I have sent the ransom note.

319
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:55,162
If your family wants
to see you alive again,
they would be wise to pay.

320
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:59,041
I don't know.
They've been seeing me alive
for free for a long time.

321
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,338
So, have you got
the $50,000?

322
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:08,925
Well, with all our savings
and the money
Grampa wired us,

323
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,094
we have $1,200.

324
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,890
That's very nice, honey.
That'll buy you

325
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:18,727
one of my legs
or something they
call a mystery bag.

326
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,103
I'll get back to you.

327
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,730
They have $1,200.

328
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:25,984
$1,200?
(SCOFFS) You've already
eaten that much.

329
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,903
Come on. I didn't...

330
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,529
(MURMURING)

331
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:30,656
Well, maybe.

332
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,866
Enough of your blarney!
Get the money!

333
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,159
(RINGING)

334
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,535
Ahoy-hoy.

335
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,288
Mr. Burns,
it's Homer Simpson.

336
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:41,291
I've been kidnapped
and I need $50,000.

337
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:46,213
Hmm. Well,
I'm high on sheep embryos,
so I am feeling charitable.

338
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:49,007
How about
I advance you the money
and you work it off?

339
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:50,300
No deal!

340
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,844
(RINGING)

341
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,972
Moe's Tavern.
Home of the stinkiest
rag in America!

342
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,349
Hey, Moe.

343
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,976
Homer, listen.
I need 50 grand.
Don't ask me why.

344
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,937
No, no.
I need 50 grand!

345
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,522
I asked you first!

346
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:06,274
Fine.
I'll send you 50 grand.
Thanks.

347
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:07,734
(RINGING)

348
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,736
HOMER: Hello, Flanders.
I need 100 grand.

349
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,571
Well, I don't
really have that much.

350
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:15,325
But if you need it that bad,
you'll be in my prayers.

351
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,993
Go suck a Bible!

352
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,621
(BOTH MURMUR ANGRILY)

353
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,041
This is all my fault.

354
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:26,086
I came to find someone,
but now I've just
lost Dad and...

355
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,171
(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)
What is that noise?

356
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:31,883
That irritating,
intoxicating music
with a beat

357
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,927
that sends your
inhibitions packing?

358
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,387
It's Carnival!

359
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,639
(PEOPLE CHEERING)

360
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:41,810
(LAUGHING)

361
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,565
Oh, your father
would've loved this.

362
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:49,901
The drunkenness,
the ambiguous sexuality...

363
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,027
(GASPS)

364
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:53,447
I've got to
get out of here!

365
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:58,994
You cannot run from Carnival!
Because even running
is a kind of dance!

366
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,122
I am on fire, and I dance!

367
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,792
I'll just dance and
worry at the same time.

368
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:07,919
(MURMURS WORRIEDLY)

369
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,388
Hey, look!
It's the stripper
from the kids' show.

370
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,641
She makes paying
attention cool.

371
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,018
(GASPS)

372
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,231
Lisa! Lisa!

373
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,316
(SCREAMS)

374
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,610
It's me, Ronaldo!

375
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,111
Ronaldo!

376
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,614
Yes.
I am Flamenco Flamingo.

377
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:39,034
And it all started
with the dancing shoes
you bought me.

378
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,410
Why didn't you tell me?

379
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:41,620
I tried to write.

380
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:44,122
But I didn't know
what state you lived in.

381
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:46,249
It's a bit of a mystery, yes.

382
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:49,628
But if you look at the clues,
you can figure it out.

383
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:53,673
Oh, no!
The parade, she starts.
Meet me at the estudio.

384
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:54,800
Where is it?

385
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:55,884
That way!

386
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,556
Here is the ransom
for your father.

387
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,308
Are you sure
you can afford it?

388
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,310
I make as much as
Malcolm in the Middle.

389
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,730
And because I
have no parents,
my earnings remain unstolen.

390
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,443
We're supposed to
bring the ransom money

391
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:15,111
to the top of
Sugar Loaf Mountain.

392
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,322
The tension is killing me!

393
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,657
How about this?

394
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:19,825
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)

395
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:23,662
That's not tense enough.
It's making light
of the situation.

396
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,372
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

397
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,707
Yup, that's it.
Just right.
That's the one.

398
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,417
Look, there's Dad!

399
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:34,339
Listen,
I made a little scrapbook
to remember the kidnapping.

400
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:37,592
I'm still working on it.
But as you can see...

401
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:41,263
Look.
This is that cigarette butt
you burned me with.

402
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,098
You slept like a baby
that night.

403
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,558
(ALL LAUGHING)

404
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,102
I remember that, yeah.

405
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,649
Homer,
why are you laughing?

406
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,693
He has
the Stockholm syndrome.

407
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,863
(LAUGHS) He has come
to identify with
his captors.

408
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,073
They let me
stay up all night!

409
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,325
Well, you won't be
doing that at home.

410
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:05,287
Now, hand over the money
and you get your Homer back.

411
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:11,418
(LAUGHS)

412
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,962
Look at all that
pink and purple.

413
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,797
KIDNAPPER 2:
Our money sure is gay.

414
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,090
You are free to go.

415
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,216
Woo-hoo!

416
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,012
Piece of cake!

417
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:23,680
(GRUNTING)

418
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,640
(ALL SCREAMING)

419
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:29,060
We should make
these transfers
in a safer place.

420
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:32,814
It was Homer's idea.
You say no to that face.

421
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,191
(ALL SCREAMING)

422
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:46,161
(HOMER GROANING)

423
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,748
Homie, are you okay?

424
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,083
Yes, honey.
I'm better than okay.

425
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:55,587
Because I've learned
that no matter
how bad I screw up,

426
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,756
you'll always bail me out.

427
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,049
Aw...

428
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,305
LISA: Mom? Dad?

429
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,223
We better do
something about this.

430
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:10,018
Don't be sad.
It's Carnival!

431
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,187
(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)

432
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:15,607
BART: Whoopee!

433
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:06,950
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