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CHORUS [SINGS]:
The Simpsons
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The Great Louse Detective
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D'oh! Ah!
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[HUMMING]
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Three minutes, 40 seconds...
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...a new personal best.
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Maggie?
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[MAGGIE COUGHS]
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No one will ever know.
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HOMER: Mail call.
- Anything good?
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The "George Foreman Mail Sorter"
will let us know.
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Mm. "Your family is invited
to a free weekend...
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...at Stagnant Springs Spa."
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Oh, that place is famous.
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It's where J-Lo hit P. Diddy
upside the head with Gary Coleman.
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Our attendants can take
10 years off your face...
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...and stick it in your boobs.
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And this place isn't
just for gals anymore.
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It's also for vain, effeminate men.
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Kent Brockman?
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Well, if you find this shocking,
look at Tom Brokaw.
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Truly, that was
the greatest regeneration.
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This place blows. I'm gonna go float
a Baby Ruth down a mineral bath.
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Don't worry, kids. We've got
something just for you.
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Do you like Dr. Seuss?
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- No.
- Then you'll love Dr. Mas-Seuss.
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[WHIMSICAL MUSIC
PLAYING ON STEREO]
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Bad posture has floobled
and snozzled your neck.
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I'll stop talking like this
if you write me a check.
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Ooh! These turtles know
just where the knots are.
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It just shows you God
has a plan for every creature.
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Yes, yes indeed.
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Ooh, ahh, oh!
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Help! Please!
Someone throw me a stick!
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Don't struggle. You'll only sink faster.
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Roll your eyes back into your head,
focusing on your breathing.
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You should feel a pleasant tingling.
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Oh, I do! I do!
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Now, get down on all fours
with your rear in the air.
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What position is this?
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[AS JOHNNY CARSON]
The American taxpayer!
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[SIGHS]
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[GASPS]
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Oh, my God.
A naked celebrity. Be cool.
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Don't stare at his famous wang.
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Ha-ha-ha. Go ahead, look.
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The whole world already saw it
in Nudist Camp Commandant.
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"I wore nothing!"
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HOMER:
"Do not use steam room...
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...if you are overweight
or have a heart condition."
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[GULPS]
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Wait a minute.
I'm not wearing a shirt.
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[MOANING]
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[SHOUTING]
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[GROANS]
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[HUMMING]
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[HOMER SHOUTS]
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Who ordered the steamed gentile?
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Mm, steamed gentile.
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Don't worry.
Us pigs will catch this killer.
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Now, Mr. Simpson, is it
possible you're living a double...
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...or triple life that your wife
doesn't know about?
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Triple? No. Definitely no.
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You have to do something
to protect my husband.
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Where on my badge does it say
anything about protecting people?
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Uh, second word, chief.
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Thanks, Princeton Pete.
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Now, your case requires
someone who understands...
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...the twisted mind of a murderer.
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And I know just where to find him.
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- Paris?
- No. No, not Paris.
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I'm never gonna go to Paris.
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These are our most
dangerous criminals.
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Each one crazier than the last.
Uh, come to think of it...
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...he should be there and this
guy, he should be over there.
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Wait. You're saying
he's crazier than I am?
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That's exactly what I'm saying,
Decapitating Harry. Now move it.
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[GIBBERING INCOHERENTLY]
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Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
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I don't think this was a great place
to bring the children.
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- It beats Disney's California Adventure.
- Mm-hm.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, that's true.
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Which one of these psychos
is gonna help me catch my killer?
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WIGGUM:
He's right in here.
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COMPUTER: Access denied.
- Oh, fine. I gotta use a fork.
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Hello, Bart.
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BOTH:
Aah! Sideshow Bob!
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Oh, come now. We've been through
so much together. Just call me Bob.
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BOTH:
Aah! Bob!
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All right, Bob, if you help us
catch the guy trying to kill Homer...
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...we'll make it worth your while.
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- What could you offer me?
- Your pick of roles in the prison musical.
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This year, I think it's
Man of La Mancha.
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Yeah. Don Quixote, Sancho Panza...
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...Dr. Carrasco, you know,
they're all great parts.
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Ugh, what a great show.
I wish it was today.
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- So, what do you say, Bob?
- Fair enough.
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[GRUNTS]
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Now, I will need round-the-clock
access to all the Simpsons...
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...especially Bart.
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Then you might as well stay with us.
We serve the same meat the prisons do.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Bob can't stay with us.
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This man has tried to kill me so much,
it's not funny.
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Don't worry, son. We have
ways of making him compliant.
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Dad, I can't believe you're putting
my life at risk to save your own.
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You'll understand someday
when you have kids.
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Now, if he even looks at you funny...
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...this shock garter will set him straight.
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And don't try taking it off
because it's taped to your leg hair.
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- And that really hurts.
- Oh, come now.
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As gentlemen, surely we
can just agree to... Dear God!
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- Sorry.
- Fair enough.
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But now that we know what it can do,
there's no need to... Mother!
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Wow. You don't even
have to point it at him.
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Homer, think carefully.
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Of all the people you have known,
who might have reason to do you ill?
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Hmm. Well, there's Mr. Burns...
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...Fat Tony, the Emperor of Japan,
ex-President Bush.
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- The late Frank Grimes.
- PBS, Stephen Hawking...
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- ...the fat little Dixie Chick.
- And the state of Florida.
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How can one man
have so many enemies?
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- I'm a people person. Who drinks.
- Ah.
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Homer, in order to identify
your assailant...
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...I must follow you through
the course of a normal day.
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Just do what you usually do...
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- ...and the killer will reveal himself.
- Gotcha.
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- This is a normal day?
- I just wanted to impress you.
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Welcome to your Springfield
Mardi Gras headquarters.
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Cast your vote now
for this year's king.
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Mardi Gras, eh?
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Didn't last year's king have to abdicate
because he married a commoner?
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And I'd do it again.
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But I do miss the Royal Crown Cola.
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Ah, yes, the Kwik-E-Mart. I haven't been
here since I robbed it dressed as Krusty.
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- My one successful crime.
- You were quite the gentleman.
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Today's robbers,
they are all smash-and-grab.
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You understood the dance.
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Our time is passing, old friend.
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Uh, if you two country hens
are finished clucking...
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...I'd like to buy a copy
of Jugs and Ammo.
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Well, we've settled that argument.
You can't read a magazine and drive.
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Look, Junior, I expect this
to be fixed with quality GM parts.
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But your car was built in Croatia.
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It's made from old Soviet tanks.
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Just fix it, Mr. Sasswrench.
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Homer, please. The last thing
you need is more enemies.
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Right, right. I'm counting
the pennies in the ashtray.
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There's two.
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The trap is set. The killer
will think this dummy is you...
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...out for an evening stroll.
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Now we lie in wait...
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...like hungry Cassius for noble Caesar.
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You're so smart. Shock him.
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Odds Bodkins!
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[SCREAMING]
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[GROANS]
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Oh, someone's coming.
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Now who's the sociopath, huh?
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Moe. He's got a dark side
I've never dreamed of.
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Well, mystery solved.
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Wait a moment.
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He's hurt. Go, go, go.
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These are Homer's friends and family.
They don't want him dead.
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They just want him to suffer.
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[SHOUTS]
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[GRUNTING]
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Thank you, Lord.
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[SHOUTING]
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Once I kill you, everyone will think
I'm the real Homer. Ha-ha-ha.
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- None of this seems odd to you?
- Meh.
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- None of this seems odd to you?
- Meh.
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Say, Bob, how come you
were never able to kill Bart?
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Yeah. A kid should be
real simple to kill.
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I'd come up behind him with
a knife and slit his throat real quick.
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Guys, Bob is my only hope.
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Back off and give him room to think.
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Homer, if I could write haikus while
skinheads beat me with soap...
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...I can concentrate anywhere.
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[GASPS]
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- Oh, my God. He's getting closer.
- Ugh.
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My poor jar.
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Oh, why didn't I take more photos?
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[SIGHS]
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Memories
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Like the corners of my mind
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Here's an interesting clue.
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Homer's assailant left a black smudge
on the spa invitation.
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This could be
the breakthrough we...
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Ha, ha. I thought I could get it
while it was in the recharger.
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[SHOUTS]
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I was wrong.
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I don't know how we
ever had fun without him.
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ANNOUNCER [ON TV]:
We now return to That '30s Show.
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Hey, Pop, where's the
crank on this Victrola?
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Why, it's the latest model.
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From now on, the only crank in
this house is your Aunt Gladys.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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For your information,
I'm cranky because I've got polio.
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AUDIENCE: Aww.
- Oh!
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS
THEN APPLAUDS]
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Tom Shales gave this show
a good review and I'm the one in prison.
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Bob, I know you're enjoying
fall preview week...
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...but I was wondering if you made
progress towards finding Homer's killer?
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No, I haven't. Go ahead, shock me.
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Well, just a little one.
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[GROANING]
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Homer, it's stuck.
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[SIGHS THEN GASPS]
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Listen, Homer,
I don't know who your killer is.
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But I do know he'll strike again.
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Your only hope is to stay
completely out of sight.
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Very well. I am gone.
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Aah! Don't look at me.
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[KNOCKING]
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MAN: Homer Simpson?
- Right here.
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[HORNS HONKING
AND UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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You've been elected
king of Mardi Gras.
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Whoo-hoo!
Good things do happen to bad people.
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Honey, the king of Mardi Gras
has to ride around on a float all day.
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You'll be a sitting duck.
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Marge, you're embarrassing me
in front of the drag queen.
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[DRAG QUEEN GRUNTING]
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[NOISEMAKER BLOWS]
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Ha, ha.
It's Mardi Gras time in Springfield.
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This year's king is
none other than...
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...local hothead Homer Simpson.
Long live the king.
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In a related story, Homer Simpson
may not have long to live.
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Homer, it's a trap. You only won...
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...because somebody stuffed
the ballot box with these.
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- Nonetheless, the people have spoken.
- But I'm afraid you'll get hurt.
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This is a way to flush
this killer out once and for all.
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And get drunk on a Tuesday.
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Today's Tuesday.
And you've had six beers.
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But I'm not drunk.
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[CROWD CHEERING
AND UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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WOMAN:
Yeah.
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The killer is out there.
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I would stake my entire
fortune of cigarettes on it.
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Now, Bob, I know you're concerned.
But don't worry.
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I have operatives working the crowd.
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So, uh, you're from Tempe?
I'm from Chicago.
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Whoa, I'm so drunk I'm gonna puke.
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You ever get that feeling, beautiful?
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America loves its kings,
from George III to Larry.
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[GUNFIRE THEN HOMER GASPS]
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Phew. Just Italians.
249
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His float's already moving.
I didn't even hear the engine start.
250
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Yeah, it's really running quiet.
251
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Some mechanic tuned it up
before the parade.
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A mechanic?
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My God. That's it.
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Homer, you must get off that float.
The brake line has been cut.
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Oh, my God. Attention, drunken idiots.
This is your king.
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Sacrifice yourselves
to slow me down.
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[GRUNTING]
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- Oh, that's heavy.
- Aah!
259
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Hey, how about some beads?
260
00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:06,227
- They're not for dudes.
- That's cool.
261
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LISA: Dad's heading straight
for the Museum of Swordfish.
262
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That museum has been nothing
but trouble since it opened.
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Must save buffoon.
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[SCREAMING]
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Huh?
266
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Ha, ha. I did it.
267
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,427
Wha...? You saved my life.
268
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I saved a life. And it feels wonderful.
269
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,843
And yet, I could just as easily
drop you to your death.
270
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Don't be so sure.
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I got my legs wrapped
around your ass pretty tight.
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[GUNSHOT]
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Everything going dark.
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Like Duff Stout, the beer
that made Ireland famous.
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I love you, Doris. I... Ooh...
276
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,393
Ooh. We're up so high.
277
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,125
Where could that shot
have come from?
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- There's your killer.
- Well, duh.
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00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,145
Your king needs these stilts.
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- Jesus is our only king.
- Not anymore.
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[GRUNTING]
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There he is.
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00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,953
Hey, I know you.
You're my mechanic, Junior.
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Frank Grimes, Jr.
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Frank Grimes...
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Don't you remember?
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Your apelike incompetence
drove my father insane.
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Frank Grimes...
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00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:05,982
What's this? "Extremely High Voltage."
290
00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:09,652
Well, I don't need safety gloves,
because I'm Homer Simp...
291
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:19,547
Oh, yeah. How is old Grimey?
292
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,947
He's dead. Like you should be.
293
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:26,263
Whoa!
Wait, Frank Grimes wasn't married.
294
00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:30,809
- How could he have a son?
- He happened to like hookers, okay?
295
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Dad, I figured it out!
296
00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:36,022
- The murderer is...
- We know, Frank Grimes, Jr.
297
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,701
Huh?
298
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,381
Precisely.
299
00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:42,696
Take him away, boys.
300
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:48,618
That's nice work, Bob.
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Now give him the rhino tranqs.
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[GRUNTS]
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[MOANING]
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If I can tranq out
just one freak on stilts...
305
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:03,956
- ...I know I've done my job.
- You're living the dream, chief.
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00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,722
Dad, I'm really glad you're still alive.
307
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:12,934
Yeah, it's every parent's dream
to outlive their children.
308
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,374
Good night, son
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Hello, Bart.
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[SCREAMS]
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[GRUNTS]
312
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Looking for this?
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00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:33,403
Now I'm going to take some advice
that was given to me by Lenny...
314
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...and kill you without delay.
315
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:43,840
One thrust and the deed is done.
316
00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:49,492
I... I can't do it.
317
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,348
Why not?
318
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:54,215
Well, I guess I've, dear God...
319
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:56,530
...grown accustomed to your face.
320
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[SINGING]
I've grown accustomed to his face
321
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And dreams of gouging out his eyes
322
00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:11,399
I've grown accustomed to my hate
323
00:20:12,004 --> 00:20:14,496
My plans to lacerate
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To disembowel
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00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:21,836
To hear him howl
326
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:26,873
The very reason thatl live
327
00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:32,003
Is plotting how to watch him die
328
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:33,723
[POUNDING ON WALL]
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HOMER: Bart, turn down that original
cast recording and go to sleep.
330
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,761
I know this chubby scalawag
331
00:20:40,324 --> 00:20:43,650
Has made my life a living hell
332
00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:48,832
Surely if I drank his blood
I'd be at peace
333
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,898
But well
334
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:57,143
You've grown accustomed to my face
335
00:20:58,008 --> 00:21:00,677
- This isn't a duet.
- Sorry.
336
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:04,150
[SINGING]
I've grown accustomed to your fear
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Accustomed to revenge
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Accustomed to
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Your face
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00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:25,504
We shall meet again, old friend.
341
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:29,081
But now I must
steal away into the night.
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[GROANING]
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