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<i>(SINGING) The Simpsons</i>

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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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D'oh!

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(SCREAMS)

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(BRAKES SCREECHING)

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<i>(ALSO SPRACH
ZARATHUSTRA PLAYING)</i>

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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Cool!

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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

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Happy 3:00 in the morning,
everyone.

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In a mere five hours,

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We'll be gazing at
Springfield's most exciting
glacier, Springfield Glacier.

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I hope you're all wearing
glacier-appropriate clothing.

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Hey, check out my T-shirt.
It's wicked relevant.

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It's part of my Things Suck
line of clothing.

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(CHUCKLES) Yes, well,
while I disagree with
your T-shirt's assertion,

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I do encourage anything
that raises glacier awareness.

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Busward to adventure.

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(ALL GRUMBLING)

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So, Lise,
ready for your trip?
Sure am. (GRUNTS)

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See you next fall.
(LAUGHS)

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(SCOFFS) You make
those same stupid jokes
every field trip.

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Eh, you work in the
business as long as I have,

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you're bound to
repeat yourself.
(GRUNTS)

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Ha! See you next fall.
(LAUGHS)

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(SIGHS HAPPILY)

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(CHILDREN GROANING)

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So, Edna, I, uh...
(CLEARS THROAT)

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I wrote up some possible
discussion topics
for this trip.

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Oh, here's one.
I'm still in love
with you. Discuss?

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Oh, Seymour, I've moved on.

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Our romance is in the history
books and there's nothing
worth highlighting. Ha!

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The Skin-man doesn't
give up that easily.

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(TIRES SQUEALING)

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Ooh, these icy roads
are getting pretty gnarly.

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(TIRES SCREECHING)
CHILDREN: Woah!

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Whoa!

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Whoa!

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Whoa!

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Oh, I'm not worried.

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(GASPS) My indemnity waivers.
Stop the bus.

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We'll just use the chains.

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(ALL STRAINING)

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l feel like
I'm in <i>Fitzcarraldo.</i>
That movie was flawed.

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(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)

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SEYMOUR: Behold,
children, the majesty
of Springfield Glacier.

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Crane your necks skyward
to behold its icy glory.

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(FROG CROAKING)

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What happened to the glacier?
It's nearly melted.

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(GASPS) This must be
due to global warming.
Young lady,

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the federal government's
position on global warming
is that it does not exist.

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This glacier's
doing just fine.

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No, it isn't. It's a lump
of slush. Look at it.

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(LAUGHS) I have a little girl
just like you at home.

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(OMINOUSLY) That's where
she stays. At home.

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Oh, I just love it here.

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So many things,
and so many things
of each thing.

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Welcome to Sprawl Mart.
Can I get you a cart
or a basket?

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Grampa, you're a greet grater.

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I mean a great greeter.
Now look who's senile.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(GROANS)

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I'll take a cart.
All right.

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(GRUNTING)

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Darn thing's stuck.
I'll give it a good yank.

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(SCREAMS)

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Gnomes!

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(GRUNTS)
(BOTH GASPING)

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(BOTH PANTING)

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Oh, Dad. How I'll miss your
cap, your walking stick,
your plaster base.

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ABE: I'm down here, you idiot.

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Dad! Where's your base?
Don't worry about that.

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Someone's gotta
greet the customers.
Ah, they'll be fine.

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No. They're helpless
without a greeting.
Look at them.

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(SOBBING)

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Make me proud,
or at least less ashamed.

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I'm gonna get a glacier
postcard and send it
to my nana.

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She'll be like, "No way!"

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Score.

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I'm going to exchange this
beach towel I bought at
Sequoia National Park.

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I learned too late
that it implied tumescence.

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(MECHANICAL GROWLING)

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Ah, pre-modern man.

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If these wise
warriors could speak,
what would they tell us?

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They left a message
right here.

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(BART LAUGHING)

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Actually carved into the rock.
Nice work, Simpson.

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Feel free to make
a rubbing.

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(HUMMING)

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(GROANS)

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Welcome to Sprawl Mart.

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Pimple cream
in aisle five.
Buenas nachos.

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Ask about our
<i>señor</i> discount.

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Hey, Rabbi . Jesus loves you .
(CHUCKLES) Just kidding.

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Son, you are on fire .

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A million times better
than that worth less
old coot you replaced .

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That coot happens
to be my father.
Please continue.

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How would you like
to be a full-time
Sprawl Mart greeter?

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Is there a chance
for advancement?
No.

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Whoo-hoo!
No pressure.

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Evidence suggests
that this Ice Age
female was alone

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when she fell
into a crevasse.

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Dying alone, huh?

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Terrible fate to befall
any woman, Ice Age
or modern day.

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Seymour, I will now
demonstrate how over
you I am.

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See that man?
Take note of how
he's not you.

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Now watch.

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So, is there a
Mrs. Park Ranger Johnson?

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No, ma'am. I'm married
to the glacier. But, uh,
it's an open marriage.

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Then bring it, fool.

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(KISSING)
(GIGGLING)

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Oh, for goodness sake.

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You've moved on, have you?
Well, so have I.

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Hmm.

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(MOANING)

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Mmm. Just play along.

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(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

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LISA: Listen, people.

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How can you stand
there eating snacks
and being children

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when the world's
glaciers are vanishing?

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We have to do
something about it.

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Glaciers are nature's
alarm clock, and it's time
for us to wake up.

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Can there be any doubt that
the culprit is greenhouse gas
produced by man?

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(FARTING SOUND
ON WALKIE-TALKIE)
(ALL LAUGHING)

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The only gas is
coming from Lisa's butt.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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People, please.
I'm talking about
toxic vapors.

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(FARTING SOUND
ON WALKIE-TALKIE)

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(ALL LAUGHING)
Emanations.

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(FARTING SOUND
ON WALKIE-TALKIE)

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(ALL LAUGHING)
Miasmas.

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(BLOWING RASPBERRY
OVER WALKIE-TALKIE)

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CLANCY: <i>Hey,
whoever's doing that,
get off the frequency.</i>

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We're combing the woods.
There's a killer loose
out here.

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Aw, let him do it, Chief.
It lightens the mood.

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Oh, my God!

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LOU: <i>That used to be a face.</i>

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(SCREAMING) Bart!

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

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(SCREAMS)

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Help. I'm sinking
in the lake.

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You mean you're
walking on the glacier.

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Whatever.

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Check it out.
That frog has
a nerd on its butt.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Bart, you are
the meanest, nastiest
little boy that ever lived.

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Hey, there's a dog
in the next car
looking at me.

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Hey, dog.

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You don't even care
how upset I am!

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This time, you have
gone too far.

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What are you gonna do,
tell Mom and Dad?

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They're powerless
figureheads.
You'll see.

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(MENACINGLY)
Oh, you will see.

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Good morning, world.
Eat my shorts.

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CLANCY: There'll be no shorts
eaten today, young man.

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Bart Simpson, this
is a restraining order.

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From now on, you must stay
at least 20 feet away
from your sister.

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Restraining order?
Bull spit.

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No piece of paper
keeps me from waling
on my sister.

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(KISSING)

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So you see what happens
when you don't obey
your restraining order?

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Yes, Chief Wiggum.

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And, Snake, do you see
what happens when you
kidnap the President?

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(SIGHS)
Yes, Chief Wiggum.

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And, Lou, do you see
what happens when my
coffee comes back cold?

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Chief, you ordered
an ice coffee.

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No, I said a nice
coffee. Nice.

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(GRUNTS)

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Lisa, you took out
a restraining order
against your own brother?

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Yes. The clerk also gave
me this bench warrant
for Dad's arrest.

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Aw, damn it.

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Chief, how are we supposed
to live with our kids
constantly separated?

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Hey, I don't make the laws,
I just something with them.

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Look, this videotape
should answer all your
questions.

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<i>(NARRATOR READING)</i>

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<i>Hi, I'm Gary Busey.</i>

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(LAUGHING)

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<i>I'm here to explain
about restraining orders.</i>

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<i>The answers to all your
questions are in this video.</i>

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<i>(NARRATOR READING)</i>

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GARY BUSEY: <i>Meet Joe.
Last name, Spaghetti-O.</i>

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<i>One night, Joe went to a party
and fell in love with a girl
named Mary.</i>

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(LAUGHS)
Man, I've been there.

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<i>At first, Joe
felt discouraged,</i>

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<i>but then he remembered
what his father taught him.</i>

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<i>"Never say die,
quitters never prosper,
and no means yes."</i>

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(SINGING IN SPANISH)

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(GASPS)

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Oh! (SOBBING)

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<i>The next day,
Mary got a restraining
order against Joe.</i>

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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

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Oh! (GROANS)

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<i>Now Joe can't come
within 500 feet of Mary.</i>

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<i>He also can't call her
or burn his name in gas
on her lawn.</i>

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<i>I'm going to let you
in on a little secret.
Joe is me.</i>

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<i>And Mary is a composite
of 12 different women</i>

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<i>and a small independent
film company,</i>

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<i>all of whom couldn't deal
with me because I'm too real.</i>

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(GROANS) I always hoped
we wouldn't be one of those
restraining order families.

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How am I supposed to know
if I'm 20 feet away?

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Don't worry, son.
No one's going to
make you count to 20.

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I have a more humane solution.

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This 20-foot pole will make
Bart's restraining order,
oh, so easy to enforce.

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And I used my Sprawl Mart
employee discount to buy
this fancy pole cover.

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It'll keep your pole
looking great, poke after
poke after poke.

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Poke.
(YELPS)

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Hey, this really works.

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(YELPING)

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Homer, why did you
put the screwdriver
at the end?

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Show you what it's like
in the real world.

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Bart, because of your
sister's restraining order,

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there is no place
in this school you
can legally occupy

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without violating
your order.

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Observe.

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A.M. kindergarten
made the Bart doll.

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P.M. kindergarten
made the Lisa.

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(CLATTERING)

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The point is, we're not
allowed to have you
in this building.

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Well, I've never been
one to break the law.

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So long, Seymour.
Give me a jingle sometime.

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(CHUCKLES) I Will,

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but there is one place
on school property

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That falls outside
all laws of man or God.

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No, you don't mean...

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Oh, this place smells,
and something's
dripping on me.

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The smell is manure,
and the dripping's manure.

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Now turn to chapter one
of Math Safari.

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But we're already
on chapter seven.

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(MENACINGLY)
Then you'll be
teaching Willie.

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(WHIMPERS)

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<i>(DON'T STAND SO
CLOSE TO ME PLAYING)</i>

234
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,329
(YELLING)

235
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,770
(ALL LAUGHING)

236
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,847
I'm afraid your arm
has sustained extensive
nerve damage.

237
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:13,522
The only cure is
this anti-poking potion.

238
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:14,921
(GRUNTS) OOPS!

239
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:15,967
Missed the vein.

240
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,849
(GRUNTS)
Dang, missed it again.

241
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,445
(GRUNTS)
Sorry, I'm distracted.

242
00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,525
My housekeeper is suing
me for sexual harassment.

243
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:26,047
She hung the mistletoe.
What was I supposed to do?

244
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,281
(GROANS)

245
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,407
(GRUNTS)

246
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,489
I like eating here
with you, Dad,

247
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:36,325
especially without,
"Don't have a cow, man."

248
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:40,201
(LAUGHING)
Yeah, he's all,
"Cowabunga, dude."

249
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:43,011
(LAUGHING) I mean,
what's that mean?
Nothing, I bet.

250
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,366
<i>(SLURP S)</i>

251
00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,130
Oh, need more soda.

252
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,924
Homer, would you be
interested in the position
of executive greeter?

253
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:54,085
Woo-hoo! That's been
my dream ever since
I heard it existed right now.

254
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,161
What do I get?

255
00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,925
You get to work overtime
without us paying you extra.

256
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,286
I won't do it.

257
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,926
If you don't,
we'll ship you right
back to Mexico.

258
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,849
But I'm a US citizen.

259
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,684
Uh-huh.
How sure of that are you?

260
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,285
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

261
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,805
I can't take it anymore.
Every time I try
to relax, she...

262
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,041
Ow! My neck.

263
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:19,124
(YELPING) Can't I even
finish my milk?

264
00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,281
(SIGHS)

265
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,091
(GASPS)

266
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,931
Please lift this
restraining order, Judge Harm.

267
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,048
It's poking our family apart.

268
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,884
Bart, do you have
anything to say?

269
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:37,726
My sister has
no sense of humor.
I'm sure you understand.

270
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,406
It's why you became a judge
instead of finding a husband.

271
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,720
I have a husband.

272
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,290
What is he,
blind and deaf?

273
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,847
From now on, the restraining
order is set at 200 feet.

274
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,564
(ALL GASP)

275
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:49,721
(GASPS)

276
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,723
That's 61 meters.

277
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,007
ALL: Oh!
<i>Sacrebleu!</i>

278
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,526
Sorry, boy.

279
00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:00,525
This is the only place
that's 200 feet from Lisa
but still on our property.

280
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,601
(MOANING) Oh!

281
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,728
It's pretty scary
out here, Dad.

282
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,406
Dad?
(DOOR CLOSES)

283
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,360
(LOCK CLICKS)

284
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,328
Well, I bet they miss me.

285
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,323
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)

286
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:38,491
Hmm. Well, could be worse.

287
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,371
MARGE: Bart,
Lisa went over to Janey's.

288
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,727
Quick, run inside
and go potty.

289
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,401
Hmm.

290
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,529
Why should I go inside?
The world is my toilet now.

291
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,245
Hey, Why'd you
lock the door?
We're still inside.

292
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,483
It's a chance for you
to catch up on all the
work I'm assigning you now.

293
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,767
I never worked
all night, never.

294
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:19,286
And I worked at
an all-night diner
for three years.

295
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,320
I slept on the grill.

296
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,721
See this?
It's the bathroom key.

297
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:24,926
(GULPS)

298
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,445
See you in the morning.

299
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,846
You monster!

300
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,730
(SCREAMING)

301
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:35,007
We placed a compliance chip
in the back of your neck
during the company physical.

302
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,161
(LAUGHING)

303
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:39,005
That's it, mister.
l am disgruntled.

304
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,845
And up until now,
I was relatively gruntled.

305
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,003
Oh, better increase the juice.

306
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,202
(SCREAMING)

307
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,889
Wait. (GRUNTING)

308
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,690
I did it. I pulled it out.

309
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,889
And with no brain damage...
(STUTTERING REPEATEDLY)

310
00:16:57,120 --> 00:17:02,081
Now we'll get all your
chips out, go to the police
and shut this place down.

311
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,242
Homer, we took our
chips out years ago.

312
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,800
Really?
Then why do you
still work here?

313
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,446
We've learned to accept
the things we cannot change

314
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,363
and steal everything
that's not nailed down.

315
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,571
(GRUNTS)

316
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,762
I hope you won't
judge us harshly.

317
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:20,002
I'll be back for
tall kitchen bags.

318
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,287
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(LAUGHING)

319
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,446
(GROANS)

320
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:57,003
Lisa, don't you
think your brother's
suffered enough?

321
00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:01,005
Mom, I don't mean to be mean,
but every time I think about
forgiving him,

322
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,606
I remember
all the bad things
he's done to me.

323
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,763
He's done good
things for you, too.
Name three.

324
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,923
Mmm. He brought home
your homework when
you were sick.

325
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,810
Yes, but he thought
that was a bad thing.

326
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,531
Let's count it anyway.
Hmm.

327
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,046
He did try to cheer me up
when my hamster died.

328
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,766
Homer, you forgot
to eat your hot dog.

329
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,361
Mmm.

330
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,090
Hotdog.
(CRACKING)

331
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,127
Ow!

332
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,806
(SOBBING) Ow! Ow!

333
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,291
What the...
(CRACKING)

334
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,966
(SOBBING) Ow! Ow!

335
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,843
(GIGGLING)

336
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,410
(CRACKING)
(SOBBING) Ow!

337
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,887
I just don't understand
what the problem is.

338
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,128
(GIGGLING)

339
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:54,051
Okay, that's two,
and that's it.

340
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,566
If I think of another one,
I'll let him back in.

341
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,369
(GROANS)

342
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,451
(GROWLING)

343
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,169
(GROANS)

344
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,450
Stupid, selfish Bart.

345
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,331
Like he's ever going to do
another nice thing for me.

346
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,401
(GASPS)

347
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,001
(GASPS)

348
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,722
LISA: He's building a me.

349
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,889
Well, I mean, it's a little
American-primitive,

350
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,247
but who am I to
dismiss outsider art?

351
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,483
It shows he misses me,
and this is the third thing.

352
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,208
(LISA PANTING)

353
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,442
Lise, just let me be.

354
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:37,404
Look in your heart.
I'm begging you,
look in your heart.

355
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,165
Bart, don't worry.
I'm relinquishing
the poke pole.

356
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,566
What does that mean,
you're sharpening it?

357
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,041
Look in your heart.
I'm begging you.
Look in your heart.

358
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,525
I'm not sharpening it.

359
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,886
Are you putting
feces on the tip?

360
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,849
No, I'm giving it up.

361
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,369
I've realized
how much I missed you,

362
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:57,162
and I can see from this
magnificent Lisa statue
that you felt the same way.

363
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,042
Oh, uh... Yeah.

364
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,441
When you're right,
you're right. Let's eat.

365
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,729
Yo, Bart,
we're ready to torch the
Wicker Witch of the West.

366
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,406
Jimbo, the real one's here.

367
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:12,610
Oh, man. This is every
effigist's worst nightmare.

368
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:18,363
Bart, you were going to burn
the third nice thing
you've ever done for me?

369
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:24,925
Well, you see,
the fire represents
your musical ability.

370
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:28,562
Oh, Bart, I missed your lies.

371
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,166
And I was kind
of a pill, I guess.

372
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:35,086
Lisa, you just
poked my feelings.
I'm sorry, too.

373
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,724
Give me that torch.

374
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,364
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)

375
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,650
(MEOWS)