1 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:06,348 (SINGING) The Simpsons 2 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:10,181 D'oh! 3 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,352 (SCREAMS) 4 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:14,600 (TIRES SCREECHING) Ripped By mstoll 5 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:39,957 (LOUD HAMMERING) 6 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:43,752 Oh! 7 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:46,213 (JACKHAMMER DRILLING) (HAMMERING CONTINUES) 8 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:48,515 (SCATTING RHYTMICALLY) 9 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:53,641 Homer! Do something about the noise! 10 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:57,475 (CONTINUES SCATTING) 11 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:08,736 It's 7:00 AM, what are they cock-a-doodily doing? 12 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:11,865 Flanders, I can't listen to your crap before my coffee. 13 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:14,826 Okily-dokily, here's some French roast. Now, I'll go make toast. 14 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:17,995 Stupid best friend Flanders. 15 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,958 BART: A stamp museum? 16 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:24,839 (YELLS) oh! 17 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:27,842 Stamps? Those are for snail mail! 18 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:30,841 Stamps rule! I mean suck! 19 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,430 Well, they can't just start building 20 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,978 in our neighborhood without asking us. 21 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:37,351 Whatever happened to "please" and "thank you"? 22 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:38,773 I think they killed each other. 23 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:41,102 You know, one of those murder-suicide deals. 24 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,443 (CROWD CLAMORING) 25 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,192 We have to stop all this construction. 26 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,529 The noise is jiggling my grapes to the bottom of the Jell-o. 27 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,321 What man would want you now? 28 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:56,917 Two, four, six, eight, I hate stamps, they aren't great! 29 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:01,455 Okay, how about this? 30 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,749 Seven, four, three, one... 31 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,255 Oh, wait, that's my pin number. Everyone, forget that. 32 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:10,968 MAN: (SINGING) Tell me over and over 33 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:14,393 And over again, my friend 34 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,308 Ah, you don't believe... 35 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:18,684 Whoa! 36 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:20,061 Again! Again! 37 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:21,729 Whoa! 38 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:23,727 Again! (CHUCKLING) 39 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:25,775 Again! 40 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:28,448 That's enough. 41 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:32,195 Don't you understand what I'm trying to say? 42 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:36,290 Can't you feel the fears I'm feeling today? 43 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:39,084 If the button is pushed... 44 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,457 "Come home from Iraq," my wife says. 45 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:44,881 "Fallujah's too dangerous," my wife says. 46 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,089 Whoo-hoo! (WHISTLING) 47 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:53,057 Tell me over and over 48 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,554 And over again, my friend. 49 00:02:57,260 --> 00:03:00,480 (ALL SCREAMING) (THUDDING) 50 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,142 All right, Homer! 51 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:04,852 You beat those stamp Nazis 52 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:07,108 with good old-fashioned American complaining. 53 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,404 Homer, if it weren't for you, 54 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,858 we'd be at the mercy of weekend philatelists. 55 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:13,114 You know, why didn't you just say "stamp collectors"? 56 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,070 'Cause I'm tired of dumbing myself down for you. 57 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:18,407 The postal service is sending a change of address card... 58 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:19,746 To itself. 59 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:21,452 The stamp museum will now be built 60 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,378 on the site of the Springfield cemetery. 61 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:26,548 The cemetery will be moved right here, next to the Simpsons. 62 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:30,795 Instead of a stamp museum, we'll be next door to a graveyard? 63 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:32,679 Look at the bright side, Marge. 64 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,257 When I die, you can mourn me from the bathroom. 65 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,138 That's multitasking. 66 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,218 Hmm. 67 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,814 Hmm. This is a little too spooky for me. 68 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:45,938 I don't even like watching the Count on Sesame Street. 69 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:50,113 One coconut, two coconuts, three coconuts... 70 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:51,189 (LAUGHS WICKEDLY) 71 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,404 GO back to your own country! 72 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:00,866 (CAWING) 73 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,501 (HINGES CREAKING) 74 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:13,504 (OWL HOOTING) 75 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:19,843 This stinks. 76 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:22,687 My room is the only one that faces that cemetery. 77 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,231 Then the zombies will eat you first, 78 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:25,815 and you won't have to watch them eat us. 79 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:27,393 Thanks for making me feel better. 80 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,690 Well, thanks for making me feel better, knowing that your 81 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,363 screams when the zombies chomp your brains 82 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:32,735 will warn me so I can get away. 83 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,904 There's no such thing as zombies! 84 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:37,448 Ugh, glad to hear you say that, because the person 85 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:38,824 who doesn't believe in zombies 86 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:41,157 is always the first to get feasted upon. 87 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,993 (GRUNTS) (assume) 88 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,786 Stop scaring me! 89 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:47,412 (SCREAMS) 90 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,007 Bart, don't you have homework to do? 91 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:53,380 Yeah, and I could really use your help. 92 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:04,475 I believe in science and reality, not ghosts and monsters. 93 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:06,897 (YOWLING) 94 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:08,396 (SCREAMING) 95 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:14,898 (SCREAMING) 96 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,068 Can I sleep with you guys tonight? 97 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,028 Oh, sure you can, sweetie. 98 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,951 Just don't make a habit of it. 99 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,579 Okay, just let me clear some space. (GRUNTS) 100 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:28,538 HOMER: Out you go. You, too. 101 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:31,039 (GROANS) 102 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:35,006 Mmm, so that's why I've been smelling margaritas at 3:00 AM. 103 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:37,630 Hey, I love waking up drunk in the morning. 104 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,596 (GROANING) 105 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:47,889 (MOANS) 106 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:49,766 Ow! 107 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:52,610 Lisa, honey, I know last night was tough, 108 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,360 but all our kids sleep by themselves. 109 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:58,401 We don't even hear Maggie cry at night anymore. 110 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,699 Wait a minute, there's no batteries in this thing. 111 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:04,824 I needed them for my remote-control helicopter. 112 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:07,618 Tonight, I want you to really try 113 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,703 to sleep in your own bed, because... (WHIRRING) 114 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,213 Homer, stop that! 115 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:15,338 There's a little plastic man in your hair, and I'm trying to rescue him. 116 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:16,668 (WHIRRING) 117 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,212 No soldier left behind. 118 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,049 Homer, can you help me out here? 119 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:27,388 Lisa, honey, if you sleep in your own bed tomorrow, 120 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,973 we'll do something special. Just for you. 121 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:34,061 Well, I heard they finished the stamp museum. That could be fun. 122 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:39,737 I can't believe it took us 40 minutes to get here! 123 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:42,911 Why can't they build a stamp museum closer to our house? 124 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,738 Dad, you fought tooth and nail 125 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:46,619 to get it away from our house. 126 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:50,202 Lisa, when you've sustained as many blows to the head as I have 127 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:53,038 consistency is something, something that something... 128 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:55,173 I love you, Bart. 129 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,715 Isn't this Lenny's house? Hey, Simpsons. 130 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:04,261 That'll be 40 bucks. 131 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:05,809 Oh, I thought it was $20! 132 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,769 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, that's per axle. 133 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,471 Park over there in Carl-Four. 134 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:10,851 No early outs. 135 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:13,308 I can't believe you're making money off this. 136 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:14,392 Oh, yeah! 137 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:17,070 Living next to the stamp museum is making me a mint! 138 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,697 I bought a diamond for my belly button! 139 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,490 You guys need water? 140 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:27,031 No one's gonna pay a buck to drink water from your hose, so... 141 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:29,450 D'oh! Pay the man, Homer. 142 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:37,212 Wow, look at all these worthy Americans. 143 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:40,801 (BEEPS) 144 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:43,050 My name is Frederick Ives. 145 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:46,217 I invented the halftone printing process. 146 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,100 Thanks to me, Katherine Blodgett, 147 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,022 we have nonreflecting glass. 148 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:56,564 Yeesh! Butter face! 149 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:58,478 And I'm Alexander Graham Bell, 150 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:00,063 inventor of the telephone. 151 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:03,366 You stole it from me, Elisha Gray. 152 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,534 Read the patent number, bitch! 153 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,910 "The Land of the Wild Beasts?" 154 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,325 That's the first book I read all the way through. 155 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:14,503 You read a book all the way through? Why? 156 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:18,419 Milton Burkhart's work has touched on every genre 157 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,126 from books to films to advertising. 158 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:22,844 All right! Commercials! 159 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,761 MAN: Once upon a time, a bad boy 160 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,763 was sent to bed without any dinner. 161 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:31,853 But then, something magical happened. 162 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:33,430 Huh? 163 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:36,441 ls this the land of the wild beasts? 164 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:40,358 No, this is the land of the wild feasts! 165 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:43,281 The Hillside Wrangler steak house! 166 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,863 I'm $4.99 Steak. 167 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:48,202 I'm All-You-Can-Eat Salad Bar! 168 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:52,291 Yo, and I'm Sneeze Guard. Put it under glass, dawgs. 169 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:53,787 (RUMBLING) 170 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,796 And I'm Jumbo Shrimp! 171 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,294 Maximum two servings! 172 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,675 That's bull... (BLEEP) Man! 173 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,297 (GRUNTS) (GROANS) 174 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,467 I love you, Hillside Wrangler! 175 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:13,724 Tell us, Mr. Burkhart, 176 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:16,807 what led you to the magical world of children's books? 177 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:19,355 I wanted to be a children's book illustrator 178 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:22,608 ever since Playboy wouldn't publish my cartoons 179 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:24,314 because they were too filthy. 180 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,159 (THUNDER CRACKING) 181 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,624 Groundskeeper Willie? 182 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:41,165 No, I'm his cousin, Gravedigger Billy. 183 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:44,000 I've been digging graves for 30 years, 184 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,178 and I've never buried anyone alive. 185 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,137 If I did, they'd ring this bell. 186 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,386 (DINGING) (GASPS) 187 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,138 Well, that's just the wind. 188 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,517 Oh, that's just a tree branch, 189 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,893 with a nice watch on it! 190 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,525 (GRUNTING) 191 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:04,979 (YELPS) 192 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,235 (SHUDDERING) 193 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,286 MARGE: What a lousy party! 194 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:15,206 I don't care what Apu was in a past life, 195 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,409 in this life, he's a blabbermouth! 196 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,879 Oh! And that Dr. Hibbert was so boring. 197 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:23,290 "Homer, we've got to get that lump checked out." 198 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:26,001 "Homer, we must discuss your test results." 199 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,386 "Homer, we've got to find you a donor." 200 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,838 Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. 201 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,844 LISA: I thought those people were your friends. 202 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,139 (SIGHS) 203 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:37,471 Look who's sleeping in our bed again. 204 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,481 I didn't know grownups said bad things about other grownups. 205 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:43,652 You see, sweetie, when a mommy and daddy are married for years 206 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,694 and have nothing new to talk about, 207 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,989 they bad-mouth their closest friends. 208 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:49,323 But I thought it was wrong 209 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,401 to talk about people behind their backs. 210 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,828 I spy with my little eye 211 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,747 a girl who's not sleeping in her room like she promised. 212 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,325 I know. I'm sorry. 213 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:03,417 And I spy with my little eye something with four legs that can't run. 214 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,589 Homer, we're not really playing. 215 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:06,749 Oh... 216 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,631 ls it the chair? Exactly! 217 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,508 Now, what has two ears but can't hear? 218 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:11,588 Grandpa! 219 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:12,846 Tragically, yes. 220 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,347 What if we show Lisa we can sleep in her room 221 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,224 without being frightened'? 222 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:20,347 Okay, Marge. 223 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:24,731 But don't be surprised if a snuggle monster shows up. 224 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,527 Well, I hope he's accompanied 225 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,776 by the "how was your day" monster 226 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,529 and the "foot rub" monster, and the "let me just..." 227 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,485 Don't worry, he's not showing up. 228 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:38,948 (CAWING) 229 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:40,908 (BOTH SHUDDERING) 230 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,747 Boy, Lisa's room really is scary. 231 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:52,133 Now, Willie, the pot of gold I saw is right down there. 232 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:57,347 All I see is an empty grave. Why don't you fill it, you lazy bastard! 233 00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:01,016 Finally! Back in the only safe bedroom in the house. 234 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,726 What about Bart's bedroom? 235 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,432 You know that race car bed I made him? 236 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,483 Yeah. The brakes are shot. 237 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,482 Ow, ow! 238 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:12,611 Ow, ow. 239 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:17,158 Lisa, honey, any chance you could stop reading soon? 240 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,030 Okay, I'll watch TV. 241 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:20,911 (GROANS) 242 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:25,086 MAN: Now, Re-run Land takes you back to 1965 with Bonanza. 243 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:29,086 See here, Cartwright, your boys have been eating my apples. 244 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,042 That doesn't sound like my boys. 245 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,048 I'll thank you to keep a civil tongue. 246 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,384 (WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING) 247 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:43,183 Oh, Lisa, do you really want to watch this? 248 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,062 Mom, I think there's a danger this time 249 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,767 they might lose the Ponderosa. 250 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,067 Ow! 251 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,486 Learn to drive, boy! 252 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:52,735 (SIGHS) 253 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,862 We need professional help. 254 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:04,746 As a young child, did Lisa receive a lot of nurturing? 255 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,377 Frankly, no. 256 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,667 Lisa kind of took care of herself. 257 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,090 Our oldest, Bart, was such a handful. 258 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,584 Did you bring those home movies 259 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:13,919 of your daughter I asked for? 260 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,129 Uh... This is all I could find. 261 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,384 (CHUCKLING GUILTILY) 262 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:21,509 (CHUCKLING) 263 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,060 HOMER: Why you very little... 264 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,728 (GRUNTS) (CHOKING) 265 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,940 Homer, stop that! 266 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,697 Who was filming that scene? 267 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:35,989 Stationary camera. 268 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,318 I see. 269 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,746 Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, to overcome her neglect 270 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,244 Lisa had to suppress her childhood fears. 271 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:47,414 My ten-week program can help her learn to be a kid again. 272 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,837 Well worth the $4,000. 273 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,914 Four thousand dollars? 274 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:55,260 Now, Marge, when our little girl's happiness is at stake... 275 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,637 (GRUNTS) Run, Marge! Start the car! 276 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,593 I'm not chasing you, Mr. Simpson. 277 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,852 And you won't! 278 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,272 Unless you can leap through fire! 279 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,348 (BLOWS) 280 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:14,437 I can't keep sleeping in Morn and Dad's room. 281 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,193 Yeah, if Dad rolls over, you're dead. 282 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:19,025 Mom showed me how to make a retaining wall out of pillows. 283 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,952 But I'm going to conquer my fears. Tonight. 284 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,198 (HINGES CREAKING) 285 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,792 (OWL HOOTING) 286 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,292 (STRAINED GRUNTS) 287 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,584 I changed my mind! 288 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,385 Can you please open the gate'? 289 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,301 Hmm? I don't work here. 290 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,099 I was just visiting another security guard that died. 291 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,763 Bye, now. 292 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,725 (ANIMAL HOWLING IN DISTANCE) 293 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,561 (SHUDDERING) 294 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:58,319 If I can just spend the night here, I'll never be scared again. 295 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:02,277 And, boy, you're free to go home whenever you want. 296 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:10,622 (GASPS) 297 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:13,795 Hi, Dr. Nick. 298 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,088 Hi, everybody! 299 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,542 I mean, I'm not Dr. Nick. 300 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:20,428 I'm Dr. Octopus. 301 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:21,712 Ha! 302 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,181 I'm going to get you, Spidey. 303 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:27,677 Then I will have upside-down kiss with Mary Jane. 304 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,977 Huh? 305 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,393 Bye, Dr. Nick. Bye, Lisa. 306 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,643 And remember, you have a checkup next Thursday. 307 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,695 We don't go to you anymore. We have a better doctor. 308 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,481 Oh, congratulations! 309 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,622 Boys, that grave robber could be anywhere. 310 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,201 The most vital thing is that we stick together. 311 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,036 Wait. Where did everybody go? 312 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:54,583 Okay, this is it, Clancy. 313 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:58,087 No squad car, no backup, legs cramping in fear. 314 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,759 Sweat in my eyes and groin... 315 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,511 I'd better get out of this damn cop uniform 316 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,385 before someone takes a shot at me. 317 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,175 There we go. 318 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,556 Oh, hey, there's my Walkman. 319 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,559 (MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES) 320 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,440 You know, I actually got into law school, 321 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:19,987 but I just couldn't afford it. 322 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,439 Quiet, I hear something. 323 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,240 Yeah, that's my life slipping away. 324 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,110 Okay, got to keep calm. 325 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,741 If Scooby Doo has taught me anything, 326 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,451 it's that the only thing to fear 327 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,373 are crooked real estate developers. 328 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,244 (CRACKING) 329 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:38,873 (HOOTING) 330 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:39,957 (SCREAMING) 331 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:47,799 (BATS SCREECHING) 332 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,350 (SCREAMING) 333 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:50,843 Whoa! 334 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,056 (GROANING) 335 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,485 Where's Lisa, boy? This book's going to solve all her problems. 336 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:04,607 Well, if you're looking for Lisa, 337 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:05,691 she said she was going to spend 338 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,118 the night in the boneyard out back. 339 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,662 The cemetery? And you're just sitting here'? 340 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,822 I figured the best thing I could do 341 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,204 is monitor the news for any reports. 342 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,785 You're watching cartoons! 343 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,466 Just the show for me! 344 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,677 Tim-Tom Tabby is a curious cat. 345 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,896 Went to see the queen in a velveteen hat. 346 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:37,682 Oh! 347 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,809 This is so boring! 348 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,526 (HAMMER CLICKS) 349 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:44,689 Shh! 350 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,153 (LAUGHS) 351 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,360 Hey, Mom, can we have fried chicken for dinner? 352 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,323 BOTH: Lisa! 353 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,618 BOTH: Lisa! 354 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,909 Don't worry, we're not evil spirits! 355 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,119 Although, if we were evil spirits, 356 00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,500 we'd probably assume the shape of your parents. 357 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,581 Homer! 358 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,166 Marge, we owe her the truth. 359 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,805 (SCREAMING) 360 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,929 There, there, dear. 361 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:17,772 Grandma will protect you. 362 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,271 But I ain't grandma! 363 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,605 (SCREAMING) Whoa, whoa, whoa! 364 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:28,566 (GASPS) 365 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:32,035 Lisa, meet your new husband. 366 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:33,988 (CHUCKLES) 367 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,199 I made us a dream house out of slime! 368 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,585 I don't know howl reproduce, 369 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,083 but we'll have a great time figuring it out. 370 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,457 (SCREAMING) (SHATTERS) 371 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,084 (GROANS) 372 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:48,919 Where am I? 373 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,884 (ROARING) 374 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,383 (SCREAMING) 375 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:58,730 Welcome to the land of wild beasts, little girl. 376 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,856 (ROARING) 377 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,986 Not scared. Not scared. 378 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,403 For God's sake, girl, you're eight years old. 379 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,572 It's natural for you to feel scared sometime. 380 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,071 But I'm too smart to get scared. 381 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,114 Lisa, everybody gets scared 382 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,951 no matter how old or how smart they are. 383 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,119 In fact, I'm scared of her. 384 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,706 No, you're afraid of intimacy. 385 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,834 That's because I know after we mate, you'll eat me. 386 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,965 Your brother didn't seem to mind. 387 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,550 You know, you monsters seem scary, 388 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,849 but when you get a little closer... 389 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,850 (LAUGHS) You're just funny. 390 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,394 (ALL MUMBLING) 391 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,813 But wait. How am I supposed to sleep 392 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,270 with that spooky cemetery outside my window'? 393 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:50,402 You could just draw the blinds, you silly goose. 394 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,653 Or get a night-light. 395 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,864 My dad says they're too expensive. 396 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,286 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 397 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,329 For God's sake, they're four bucks apiece. 398 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:58,782 I could slime your dad, 399 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,959 just like I slimed us a Paris honeymoon. 400 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,168 I think I'll be okay by myself. 401 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:10,923 What is it about slime that chicks don't dig? 402 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,303 Bye, guys. You've really helped me a lot. 403 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,179 Bye-bye, Lisa. Bye, Lisa! 404 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,806 See you soon! See you soon! 405 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,473 We're always just a concussion away! 406 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,226 Lisa, honey, please wake up. 407 00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:30,108 If you do, I'll get you a new pony. New pony? 408 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,732 This is still part of your dream. 409 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:35,409 Dreaming... Dreaming... 410 00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:36,610 Now you're awake. 411 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,737 Oh! 412 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,956 Sweetie, we're going to get you home 413 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:43,409 and straighten out all these fears you have. 414 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,879 I think I'm going to be fine. Let's get some breakfast. 415 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,586 Chief, it's light out. 416 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,171 You can open your eyes and come down. 417 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,426 I don't want to, Lou! 418 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,507 I've got a pizza bagel for you. 419 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:03,926 Let's roll. Ripped By mstoll