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<i>CHOIR:</i>
<i>♪ The Simpsons ♪</i>

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(tires screeching)

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D’oh!

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(shrieks)

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(Legos clicking)

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Woo-hoo!

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D’oh!

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<i>MARGE:</i>
<i>Okay, Maggie.</i>

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Say your "good nights."

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Good night,
Teddy Bear.

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Good night,
Justin Timberwolf.

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Good night,
Bedtime Krusty.

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{\an8}(honks)

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{\an8}(recorded voice):
<i>Don’t let he bedbugs bite!</i>

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{\an8}<i>Krusty’s Anti-Bedbug Spray</i>
<i>sold separately.</i>

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{\an8}<i>May contain poison.</i>

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{\an8}Good night, Maggie.

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{\an8}(whines)

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{\an8}Come on, sweetie.

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{\an8}Everyone’s going to sleep.

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{\an8}HOMER: ♪ You know
you make me wanna ♪

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{\an8}KIDS:
<i>♪ Shout! ♪</i>

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-♪ Throw my hands up and ♪
<i>-♪ Shout! ♪</i>

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♪ Kick my heels up and ♪

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<i>♪ Shout! ♪</i>

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♪ Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey ♪

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<i>♪ Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey ♪</i>

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♪ A little bit louder now ♪

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<i>♪ A little bit louder now ♪</i>

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♪ Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey... ♪

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{\an8}(crib squeaking)

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{\an8}(groans)

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{\an8}(squeaking)

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{\an8}(groans)

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{\an8}(sighs)

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{\an8}All right, I’ll make you
another bottle.

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{\an8}(sighs)

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{\an8}Maggie’s so clingy.

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{\an8}Homer, hold her
while I pour the milk.

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{\an8}No problem.

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{\an8}(grunts)

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{\an8}My, you’ve grown.

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-(shrieks)
-Whoa!

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{\an8}Wha...?!

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{\an8}Spilled milk?

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{\an8}(crying)

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{\an8}(sobbing):
All over the floor.

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{\an8}(tires screech)

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{\an8}Hey, Apu, what happened
to all your milk?

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{\an8}I sold it all to teenagers.

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{\an8}There’s a rumor you can mix
milk, Mentos and Lotto scrapings

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{\an8}to make jetpack fuel.

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{\an8}Does it work?

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{\an8}(jetpack puttering)
Kinda.

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{\an8}(tires screech)

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{\an8}(panting):
Hey, Moe!

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{\an8}Got any milk?

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{\an8}It’s either milk or paint.

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{\an8}(slurping)

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{\an8}It’s paint.

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{\an8}Or is it?

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{\an8}(gulping)

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{\an8}Yeah, it’s paint.

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{\an8}Well, then I’ll have
to charge you extra,

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{\an8}depending on the color.

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{\an8}Uh, stick out your tongue.

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{\an8}Eggshell? No.

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{\an8}Malabar ivory? No.

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{\an8}Mediterranean ecru? No.

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{\an8}Ah! Here it is-- white.

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{\an8}Ooh, that’s gonna cost ya.

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{\an8}LISA:
<i>There must be a Web site</i>

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{\an8}that can help you deal
with a clingy baby.

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{\an8}Oh, I don’t want to bother
the Internet with my problem.

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{\an8}Aw, come on, Mom.
We’ll help you surf.

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{\an8}Click that one, Mom.

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{\an8}-No, go up.
-Keep going--
up, up, up!

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{\an8}-The blue ones are ads.
-That’s the toolbar.

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Now you’ve opened Word;
close it.

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{\an8}Close it.
Do-Don’t save it.

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{\an8}-Stop clicking.
-Don’t go there!

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{\an8}Why are you
buying a freezer?

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{\an8}Don’t click the cart
or you’ve bought it!

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{\an8}Aw, you clicked
the cart.

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{\an8}If you’re so smart,
you do it.

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{\an8}(groans)

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{\an8}C.R.I.E?

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{\an8}What does that stand for?

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{\an8}"Creative Responses
for Infant Edu-loving!"

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{\an8}Ooh, "edu-loving!"

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{\an8}They come to your home to help
you raise "independent,

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{\an8}self-actualized children.

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{\an8}The counselors can come
day and night

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{\an8}because they have no
families themselves."

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{\an8}Okay, I’ll sign up.

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{\an8}You just bought
another freezer.

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{\an8}Well, maybe I wanted
another freezer!

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HOMER: I’ve got
to find milk somewhere.

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(sighs)

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(gasps)

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Aw!

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Hmm?

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{\an8}(gasps)

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{\an8}(rock and roll plays)

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{\an8}<i>♪ Oh, yeah! ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ On the dark side ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, yeah! ♪</i>

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(saxophone plays solo)

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<i>♪ Oh... yeah! ♪</i>

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You want <i>milk?!</i>

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I got your milk right here.

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Phew!

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At first I thought you were
pointing to your crotch.

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You thought, huh?

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Yo, everybody! Get a load of
"Beautiful Mind" over here,

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-with the thinkin’.
-(patrons laughing)

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Listen up, ya humps!

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Which one of youz parked
at the bank?

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’Cause they’re towing
your sorry ass.

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(shrieks)... That’s my car!

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Yo, Angelica.
Get over here.

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(moaning)

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This don’t mean nothing.

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Ah, please! Give me a break!

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I’ve been driving all night,
looking for milk for my kids.

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I’ll tell you what.

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I’ll give you a ride
to the impound lot.

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Okay, let me just grab
my registration.

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(clanking)

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Mm-hmm!

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(loud rock music plays)

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I can’t believe your boss
lets you listen

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to rock music
while you work.

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My boss?

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(chuckling)

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I don’t think my boss has
a problem with anything I do.

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Oh, I’d really like
to meet this guy.

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Well, he’s in this truck
right now.

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But it’s just you and me.

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(gasps):
That must mean...

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I’m your boss!

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I’m sick of you! You’re fired!

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No, you dumb Dominick.
I’m my own boss.

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Shut <i>up!</i>

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When you call in sick,
who do you call?

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I don’t call in sick.
I work when I want to.

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Sometimes you <i>want </i>to work?

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Hey, I get to drive around,
eat what I want,

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eyeball the highway honeys...

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-(honks horn)
-I’m your aunt, stupid!

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...and lasso the street cattle.

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Street cattle?

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The cars I tow, I got
all kinds of names for them:

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She-atas,
Hebrew canoes,

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spam cans,
Swedish speedballs,

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and of course,
stretch lame-os.

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Some of those were pretty funny.

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Check it out.

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We already got
a "whine line."

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When can I get my Beamer?

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I can’t be out in this
neighborhood!

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My jewelry’s real!

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You can’t tow a hybrid.

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My blow better still be
in the glove box.

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Wow, you make
people miserable

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and there’s nothing
they can do about it!

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Just like God.

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Man, oh, man, you got
the greatest job in the world.

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You know,
if you’re interested,

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we could use
another hook jockey.

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The Springfield territory’s
wide open,

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since Flatbed Fred
got killed

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in that murder-murder-
murder-suicide.

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I would love to!

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Oh, but I don’t have
a tow truck.

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For 500 bucks, I’ll sell you
this old bucket.

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Hmm... I’m not sure
my wife will go

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for this naughty
mud flaps.

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Not to worry. <i>These...</i>
are the ones you show at home.

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Ah, that’s still
too sexy for my wife.

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No problem.

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Man, you work as a silhouette
model for one day

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and it haunts you
for the rest of your life.

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Now just remember two rules.

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One, stick to Springfield.

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If I catch you on my turf,
I’ll rip off your head,

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vomit down your neck,
pull out your heart,

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show it to your head,

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then shove ’em both down
your neck hole,

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to which I previously alluded.

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"...which I previously
alluded..."

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Are there two "L’s"
in "alluded"?

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Rule number two, always keep
your hook pointed out.

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Why? What happens
if I point it this way?

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Oh hello-o!

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-Hello!
-Hello, Captain Hook!

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Oh, spoil sport.

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Oh, you’re no fun.

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(tires screech)

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Ah, my first tow.

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I think it goes... here.

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D’oh!

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Ah, my first tow.

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Stop. Stop.

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I’m entitled to park there.

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Really?
What’s your handicap?

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Pogonophobia--
fear of beards and mustaches.

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(snorts)

209
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Well, I guess I can call a cab.

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Stay back! All of ya!

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(two gunshots)

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MAN:
Ho, ho... (groans)

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♪♪

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(laughing)

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♪♪

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Faster!

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More dangerous!

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Whoa...

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(laughing)

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(gasps)

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(both laughing)

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Marge, your codependent
hyper-nurturing

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has infantilized your baby.

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You’ve made her queen
of her "clingdom."

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Ooh, did you hear that,
Maggie-wags?

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You’re a queen.

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Marge, you’re reinforcing
a negative.

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I’m what?

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Allow me
to demonstri-care.

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Actualize!

231
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And now you are free
to live like a human being.

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(Maggie crying)

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Maggie’s crying.

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She’s not crying,

235
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she’s celebrating
her independence.

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Don’t crash that party.

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-Oh... one hug can’t hurt.
-(crying continues)

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Yes, it can-- hugs are drugs,

239
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and your daughter’s an addict.

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(sighs)

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I guess it’s time to let
my little girl grow up.

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(grunts)

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(gasps)

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{\an8}You see?

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Now her childhood
can begin-ualize.

246
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Huh. Thank you, CRIE.

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I’m, huh, I’m sorry
about the kick.

248
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I’ve never done anything
like that before.

249
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Yeah, well, I’m glad your first
time was such a success.

250
00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:54,594
What the hell are you doing?

251
00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:55,970
I’m doing my job.

252
00:09:56,053 --> 00:09:57,847
You’re hovering over a hydrant.

253
00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:03,811
♪♪

254
00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:06,647
You’re in the sky now--
my domain.

255
00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,151
(screams)

256
00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:17,575
(laughs)

257
00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:20,494
I’ve got tow dough

258
00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,455
-I’m looking
to blow, Moe.
-Huh?

259
00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:25,291
I’m buying a round
of the fanciest drink you got.

260
00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:27,209
Four "Lobster-politans"
comin’ up.

261
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,754
(humming)

262
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,009
-Hmm.
-Huh.

263
00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:36,052
Uh-huh.

264
00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:37,637
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

265
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,264
Here’s to Homer
and the cars he towed.

266
00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:41,515
(slurping)

267
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:42,767
With those jerks
out of the way,

268
00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,602
I was able to park
right outside.

269
00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:45,686
Outside?

270
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:46,979
That’s a one-hour parking zone,

271
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,648
and you’ve been here
a good 81 minutes.

272
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,609
Correction:
a <i>great </i>81 minutes.

273
00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:53,569
’Cause nothing beats hangin’
around with old friends,

274
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,405
drinkin’ lobster-based
designer drinks and...

275
00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,867
-(whirring)
-Huh, good joke, Homer.

276
00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:02,495
(nervous chuckle):
You can unhook my car now.

277
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,289
Uh, looks like
he’s driving away with it.

278
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,166
(nervous laugh)

279
00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:09,627
No, he’s just moving it
so it <i>won’t </i>get towed.

280
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,881
(sighs)

281
00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:29,689
Maggie, what can
I get you for breakf...?

282
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,148
Oh...

283
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,234
You did everything yourself.

284
00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,735
-Hm.
-(humming)

285
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,153
Homer, where have you been?

286
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,823
Marge, when you’re married
to a midnight towboy,

287
00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:40,908
you might not see him
for days on end.

288
00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:43,035
I don’t want to live like that.

289
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,579
Hey, when you married a man
who would, years later,

290
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,957
without warning, become
a tow truck driver,

291
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,751
you knew what the deal
would eventually be.

292
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,128
Well, no one’s
disputing that.

293
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,879
Guess what, boy?

294
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,215
Last night I towed
your principal’s car.

295
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:57,383
Oh, awesome.

296
00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:58,801
How’s he getting around?

297
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,511
(wheels squeaking,
Skinner grunting)

298
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:04,056
You can’t impound
my spirit.

299
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,811
(laughing)

300
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,563
Top of the mornin’,
Tow-mer.

301
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:12,815
It’s <i>Homer, </i>idiot.

302
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,275
(chuckles):
So it is.

303
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:15,651
I’m just here
to pay the fine

304
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,069
for the Sunday
School bus.

305
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,696
You towed it with
the kids still in it.

306
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:19,947
(chuckles)

307
00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:22,658
I guess I’m more powerful
than God now.

308
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,076
You know
what they say:

309
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,579
"With great power comes
great responsibility."

310
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:27,747
Who said that?!

311
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,665
I’ll kill them with my power.

312
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,752
(cheering)

313
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:35,254
Take that,
you tow-talitarian.

314
00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:37,381
Doesn’t that joke make
light of totalitarians?

315
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:40,259
Yeah. Stalin put my grandmother
in a forced labor camp

316
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:41,969
for 20 years.

317
00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:44,096
Look, I was insensitive,
and I’m sorry.

318
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,807
But what this is really about
is a bully with a winch.

319
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,643
If I’d wanted the laws of this
town enforced to the letter,

320
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:52,062
I wouldn’t have hired fatty here
as police chief.

321
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,063
Hear that, Ralphie?

322
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,440
The mayor knows Daddy.

323
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:56,776
All right, listen up.

324
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,320
I know a thing or two
about tow-Joes.

325
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:02,364
I married three of them,
and they’re real territorial.

326
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,700
Now here’s the plan...

327
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,368
Get in here, Mel.

328
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,703
I don’t bite.

329
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,789
I might gum ya,
and you might like it.

330
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:24,887
SIDESHOW MEL: Must we all wait
behind this bush?

331
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,597
I have theater tickets.

332
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:27,890
MOE:
Ooh, theater tickets, huh?

333
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,433
-(paper rips)
-Now ya got nothin’.

334
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,771
(gasps)

335
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:45,241
(sighs sadly)

336
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,118
Maggie’s completely independent.

337
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:51,956
At least you need me,
sack of potatoes.

338
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,708
("Rock-A-Bye Baby"
music playing)

339
00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:58,796
(sobbing)

340
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,552
(gasps)

341
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:11,684
Oh, my God...

342
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,477
multiple tickets,

343
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,854
handicapped spot,

344
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,480
parked by a hydrant,

345
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,566
incomprehensible
vanity plate.

346
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:22,027
If my life as a tow truck driver
were a teleplay,

347
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,238
this would be the end
of act two.

348
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:26,240
(humming)

349
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,161
(humming continues)

350
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,747
(mechanical whirring)

351
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,376
I told you to stay off my turf!

352
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,961
What? I’m still
in Springfield.

353
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:43,674
Wha...?!

354
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,050
Okay,
I made a mistake.

355
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,802
Why don’t you give me
two demerit points

356
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,554
in a point system
we work out right now?

357
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:49,889
D’oh!

358
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:01,775
Put me down, you lousy--

359
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,235
-(tires squealing)
-Wee!

360
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,486
Okay,
I’m warning you--

361
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,113
Wee!

362
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:08,032
I’ll kill you, you son of a--

363
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,867
Wee!

364
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,286
All right buddy, that’s it,
I’ve had--

365
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:13,287
Wee!

366
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,288
(thud)

367
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:17,041
Oh, wee...

368
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,505
(grunting):
You... let go!

369
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,132
(grunting)

370
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,384
All right,
Just... let... go.

371
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,181
Oh, a trap door.

372
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,182
What’s down there?

373
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,558
Your <i>Meatball</i>
collection?

374
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,101
-Goodbye.
-I thought
we were friends!

375
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,394
I was kidding you
in a friendly fashion!

376
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,479
(thump)

377
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,608
Who are you guys?

378
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:43,776
We’re just like you--

379
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,111
tow truck drivers
who got greedy.

380
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,405
Is Louie keeping you
prisoner here?

381
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,990
No. We’re waiting for him

382
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,159
to give us a timeshare
presentation.

383
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:53,994
Actually,
we’re an a cappella group

384
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,413
and we’re gonna sing
"Under the BoardWalk."

385
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,499
The truth is, we’re just waiting
for each others’ hair to grow

386
00:15:58,582 --> 00:15:59,959
so we can braid it.

387
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,418
(all laugh)

388
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,628
Okay, I get it.

389
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:03,671
I’m not stupid.

390
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:04,797
It’s number two, right?

391
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,510
♪ Under the boardwalk ♪

392
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:14,890
♪ Down by the sea ♪

393
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,018
♪ On a blanket with my baby ♪

394
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:22,022
♪ That’s where I’ll be ♪

395
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,650
♪ Under the boardwalk ♪

396
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:27,236
♪ Out of the sun! ♪

397
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,321
It sure is great not
having Homer around

398
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,156
to tell us where we can
or can’t park.

399
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,409
Yeah, without the crushing
rule of law,

400
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,828
society will do a better job
of regulating itself.

401
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,916
(both laugh)

402
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:43,836
(tires screeching)

403
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,379
Of all the nerve!

404
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:57,391
Now to buy some soft luggage.

405
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,478
(phone ringing)

406
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:02,646
Dad?

407
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:03,897
Where are you?

408
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:04,940
Do not worry.

409
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:05,941
I am working.

410
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,359
Working? Where?

411
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,986
Ask no questions.

412
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,404
And do not call
the police,

413
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:11,613
or I will kill me.

414
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,157
You sound weird.

415
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,825
All is well.
Goodbye forever.

416
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,452
-(dial tone)
-(sighs)

417
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:17,661
-(horns honking)
-(clamoring)

418
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:18,746
Get out of the way!

419
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:19,830
That’s my space.

420
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:20,914
I was here first.

421
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:26,253
Avast, ye sky whale!

422
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,887
(victorious laughter)

423
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,391
I need a camera battery!

424
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,775
-(train whistle blowing)
-(metal clanging)

425
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,110
All the Transformers
transformed

426
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,321
back into trucks and cars.

427
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,031
The end.

428
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,199
-Oh, that’s great.
-Great story.

429
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:56,742
Okay, we’ve got time
for one more.

430
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,327
Oh, yeah. All right.

431
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,787
Once upon a time,

432
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,790
there was a hilarious ogre
named <i>Shrek Three.</i>

433
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,792
He lived in medieval times,

434
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,711
but sometimes he’d say things
from today times...

435
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:10,297
Got one!

436
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:17,930
We can say these swears
any time we want

437
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,139
because they’re
in the <i>Bible!</i>

438
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,266
I don’t think "Leviticus"
is a swear.

439
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,601
Shut the hell up,
you damn ass whore.

440
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:23,644
MARGE:
Bart?

441
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,354
Uh-oh.

442
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,940
I’m starting to worry
about your father.

443
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,942
Well, I know he seems
to get dumber every year,

444
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,527
but lately he’s plateaued.

445
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,362
He hasn’t been home
in four days.

446
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,822
(grunts)

447
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,990
Well, I guess he told me
not to worry.

448
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,285
Where are you, Homie?

449
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,135
(yelps)

450
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,579
(cats meowing)

451
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:24,663
Yah!

452
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:26,623
Yah, yah, doggies!

453
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:27,791
Yah! Yah! Yah!

454
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,544
Go, go, go!

455
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:51,523
And if elected president
of our small community,

456
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,483
I will determine
once and for all

457
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,778
how far we can go
without being gay.

458
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,408
Maggie!

459
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:03,410
(door opens)

460
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:04,453
(door shuts)

461
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,009
We’re free!

462
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,762
Maggie!

463
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,347
You did all this?!

464
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,352
And to pay you back,
I’m returning your nose.

465
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:29,978
Here’s your nose.

466
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,147
-Daddy’s putting back
your nose.
-(giggling)

467
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,982
That’s your--
Oh, wait.

468
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:34,983
That’s Lisa’s nose.

469
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:37,778
Homie!

470
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:40,614
You’re all right!

471
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:42,366
Thanks to her!

472
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,160
Really?

473
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,745
Look at you...

474
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,538
so grown up.

475
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,290
Well, I’ve moved on, too.

476
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:02,970
Are you sure?

477
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,972
Hugs are dr...

478
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:09,017
Oh...

479
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,938
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480
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,065
Shh!

481
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,028
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