1 00:00:04,629 --> 00:00:07,924 (SINGING) The Simpsons 2 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,102 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 3 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,442 (HORN BELLOWING) 4 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,615 (PLAYING DECK THE HALLS) 5 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:39,623 (TIRES SCREECHING) 6 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:47,964 (TIRES SCREECHING) 7 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:50,967 D'oh! 8 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:52,385 (SCREAMS) 9 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:53,511 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 10 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:14,199 Sir, we're two minutes from landing at the billionaire's retreat. 11 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:16,743 Ah! My favorite week of the year. 12 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:20,997 Sophisticated financial discussions with my fellow plutocrats. 13 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,290 Food fight! 14 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:24,459 (ALL CHEERING) 15 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:28,505 Take that, Ted Turner. In your face, founder of Facebook! 16 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,020 Skinny dip! 17 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,480 (LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) 18 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,400 Yee-haw! 19 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,112 (ALL CHEERING) 20 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:53,530 MAN: Gangway! 21 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:56,616 (ALL SHOUTING EXCITEDLY) 22 00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:01,329 (CHUCKLES) 23 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,793 (HUMMING) 24 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:08,962 "Men." The room for me. 25 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,507 (WOMEN SCREAMING) 26 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,509 (LAUGHING) 27 00:02:14,592 --> 00:02:16,094 Nice prank, Simpson. 28 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:19,848 I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second-grade babies. 29 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:20,974 Why would I want to? 30 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:24,811 Because I said, "I dare you." Kearney, can you read it back? 31 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:28,231 "Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to 32 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,775 "dump that bees' nest on those second-grade babies. 33 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:33,987 "Bart: Why would I want to? Jimbo: Because I said, 'I dare you.' 34 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:35,739 "Kearney, can you read it back? 35 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:38,616 "Kearney, reading: Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to..." 36 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:42,495 The point is, Simpson, a dare has been placed on your nards! 37 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,456 My nards accept! 38 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,918 Stingamajigsl 39 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:51,421 Save yourselves! 40 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:56,885 Huh? 41 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:58,261 Where are the bees? 42 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,430 No bees? Dare annulled. 43 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:01,514 Can I appeal? 44 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,183 Yeah. Appeal to other guys, 45 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:04,768 Captain Wuss! 46 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,394 (ALL LAUGHING) 47 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,940 Other than the birth of my kid, this is my happiest moment. 48 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:14,569 All the bees are dead! 49 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:17,197 Aye, lass. The bees are dying, 50 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,616 and not just here. All over the world. 51 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:23,912 From Glasgow clear to Edinburgh. And no one knows why. 52 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:30,835 (PLAYING AMAZING GRACE ON BAGPIPES) 53 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:38,510 I've lost a lot of wee friends of late. 54 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:39,594 (STIFLES SOB) 55 00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:41,679 Willie, I didn't know you were an apiarist. 56 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:44,557 From context, I can tell that means beekeeper. 57 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:47,977 'Tis a tragedy, Lisa. No man should outlive his bees. 58 00:03:48,686 --> 00:03:50,438 They're stinging God now. 59 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:53,233 (sesame) 60 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,037 (LAUGHING CRAZILY) 61 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:11,668 And the call from the SEC 62 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:15,422 was coming from inside their own brokerage house! 63 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:16,923 (ALL SCREAMING) 64 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:18,925 Jeff Bezos wet his pants! 65 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:21,761 I did not. That was apple juice from before! 66 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:24,514 I fold. 67 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:25,807 I raise a million dollars. 68 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:28,893 And to sweeten the pot, my assistant, Smithers. 69 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:31,729 If you lose me, sir, may I say what an honor it's been to... 70 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:34,357 Bets don't talk. They see and raise. 71 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:36,276 (SMITHERS GROANS) 72 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:40,613 Well, if we're betting people, I got a whole herd of them. 73 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:44,909 My professional basketball team, the Austin Celtics. 74 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:46,911 (CHUCKLES) 75 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:49,789 Well, they're hardly worth a Smithers. But we don't have all night. 76 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:52,041 Can you beat nine high? 77 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,003 Damn! Eight high! 78 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:58,631 So I own a basketball team, do I? 79 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,467 Take good care of them, Burnsie. 80 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:03,136 Don't let the forwards mix with the guards. 81 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:04,971 And if they're acting sluggish, 82 00:05:05,054 --> 00:05:07,724 slip some steroids into their cocaine. 83 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:08,892 (CONTENTEDLY) Mmm-hmm. 84 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:14,481 Fortune Four Lotto numbers are nine... 85 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,024 (SCOFFS) Knew it. Seven... 86 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:17,108 Duh. 87 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:18,193 Three... What? 88 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:19,986 And... Boflng. 89 00:05:20,069 --> 00:05:23,156 Dad, we have to do something! All the bees are dying! 90 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:26,367 (MOCKINGLY) Oh, no! No bees? Ooh! 91 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:30,163 Now who will sting me and walk all over my sandwiches? 92 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:32,540 But, Dad, bees pollinate flowers. 93 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:33,666 (SCOFFS DISMISSIVELY) Flowers. 94 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,169 The painted whores of the plant world. 95 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:38,129 No bees means no honey. 96 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,595 (RAGGED BREATHING) 97 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:50,642 Synthetic honey, just like you remember. 98 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:51,893 (GASPS) 99 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:53,144 Honey? 100 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:56,856 (WHINING) Thank you. 101 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,983 (MOANING) 102 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,779 (HOMER YELLING) 103 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:05,073 D'oh! 104 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:09,702 I never dreamed the future could be scary. 105 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:10,954 Let's go, Lisa. 106 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,622 We've got some worms to save. 107 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:13,706 Bees. 108 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:16,084 Worms, bees, ticks, fleas. Let's go, go, go! 109 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:18,378 I'm glad you called me. 110 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:21,422 I know I'm not the first scientist in the phone book. 111 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:23,841 That's Associate Professor Aaron Ableman. 112 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,468 How I hate him. 113 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:29,430 (GASPS) Thundering thorax! It's just exactly what I feared! 114 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:30,890 (GRUNTS) 115 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:34,852 In there. Close. See these red dots? 116 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:37,981 This bee has been felled by bee measles. 117 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,817 Or as I call it, beesles. 118 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,777 Animals can get sick? 119 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:45,154 I'm going to talk to the girl from now on. 120 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,239 You're the nerd. 121 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:47,490 What we need to do now 122 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:51,244 is find enough uninfected bees to start a healthy colony. 123 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:53,830 This pheromone should attract them. 124 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,543 Marry me, and I'll support you for life. 125 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:01,087 You're not a bee! This thing is useless. 126 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:02,213 (GASPS) 127 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:03,298 (GRUNTS INDIGNANTLY) 128 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:05,508 (GASPS) There's one on Lisa. 129 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:09,262 Hold still, sweetie. Daddy will kill it. 130 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:13,182 (QUIETLY) And this time, no screw-ups. 131 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:16,686 Stop! Stop! It's an uninfected queen! 132 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:19,063 (GASPS) How do we catch her without hurting her? 133 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:22,775 Unfortunately, the best method is to allow her to sting you. 134 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:23,860 (LISA SCREAMS IN PAIN) 135 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:26,613 Yeah. Much like that. Now squeeze around the stinger 136 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:29,324 to keep her attached, and a colony of bees 137 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:31,618 will soon form around your face. 138 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:40,627 Now just keep them there until the colony is healthy and thriving. 139 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,003 How long is that? 140 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:45,882 Long enough that you will be known as Springfield's crazy bee girl. 141 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,967 (LAUGHS) She likes the stingers! 142 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,636 (MARGE HUMMING) 143 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:52,513 Marge, remember when we were talking about our worst fears? 144 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:53,598 Mmm-hmm. 145 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:55,558 And mine was snakes, and yours was... 146 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,268 Never being a grandmother. 147 00:07:57,352 --> 00:08:00,021 Really? I thought it was Lisa with a beard of bees. 148 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:02,357 Well, whatever. Brace yourself. 149 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,322 President Lincoln, you've come back! 150 00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:11,366 And you got rid of that hat! 151 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:12,909 You've got my vote! 152 00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:18,665 Lisa, I don't like this at all. 153 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:21,709 It's not for long. But until they find a suitable habitat, 154 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:24,462 this beard is the only hope for these bees. 155 00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:28,174 Relax, Mom. I'll mold them into a shape you know and love. 156 00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:33,262 Stop Milhousing your sister! 157 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,514 (LAUGHING) 158 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:37,100 Now take it off before they sting you. 159 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,852 Actually, bees rarely sting when they're in a cluster. 160 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,938 They only attack to defend their hive. 161 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,733 I don't know. All it takes is one troubled loner. 162 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:48,444 Please let me keep them forjust a little longer. 163 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:53,574 Okay. One night. 164 00:08:57,245 --> 00:09:00,623 So let's see how my burly-bottomed ball handlers are faring. 165 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:01,708 (LAUGHS IN PLEASANT SURPRISE) 166 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,126 Smithers, we're leading two to nothing. 167 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,586 Run out the clock, boys. Run out the clock. 168 00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:10,299 (CROWD CHEERING) 169 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,384 (BUZZER BUZZING) 170 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:15,138 Oh, yeah! Three points! Big three in the Big D for the Big C! 171 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,764 Mark Cuban, that's me! 172 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,016 Who is that man? 173 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,185 And why isn't his enthusiasm being punished? 174 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:22,311 That's Mark Cuban, sir. 175 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:25,314 He's the most flamboyant owner in the league. 176 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,527 I'm out of my mind! 177 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:30,862 (ALL WHOOPING) 178 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:34,115 How odd. His money seems to have bought him happiness. 179 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:38,161 (PLAYING CHEERFUL MUSIC) 180 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,121 I'd like to meet him, Smithers. 181 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,498 So you made your money in nuclear power? 182 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,751 I can't remember how I made my money! 183 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,335 If you're really a billionaire, 184 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,713 give me the secret billionaires handshake. 185 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:49,756 Smithers, turn away. 186 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:50,840 (GROANS IN DISAPPOINTMENT) 187 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:06,397 Hey! 188 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,903 So tell me, why don't you recoil from the public 189 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:13,279 like a normal billionaire? 190 00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:16,616 Hey, why own a basketball team if you're not gonna have any fun? 191 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:19,243 "Fun"? Is that how it's pronounced? 192 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,078 I've only seen it written. Hold that thought. 193 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:23,664 No one's paid attention to me for 10 whole seconds. 194 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:27,043 (CHAINSAW WHIRRING) 195 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,461 (ALL CHEERING) 196 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:31,255 It's time for this peacock to show his feathers. 197 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:32,632 You know, the feathers with the big eye 198 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,175 that trick them into thinking that's my front? 199 00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:36,803 Said feathers are what I'll flaunt! 200 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:42,642 Mom, maybe you shouldn't have put so much syrup on the pancakes. 201 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,018 (GULPING) 202 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:46,729 The secret is not to swallow the stingers. 203 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:48,397 (SPITTING) 204 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,525 Dad, don't eat the bees! 205 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:51,984 They're just drones, Lisa. 206 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,195 They only live for like five minutes anyway. 207 00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:55,988 And they only have haploid cells, 208 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,157 not diploid, like me and Bart! 209 00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,659 Yeah! Listen, Lisa, 210 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:02,495 I was trying to think of a way to help your bees. 211 00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:06,165 And I remembered this abandoned greenhouse outside of town. 212 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:09,001 Which used to be a beautiful thriving greenhouse 213 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,169 till I was hired to run it. 214 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:11,254 (LAUGHS) 215 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:15,341 Your bees will have plenty of room in this old greenhouse. 216 00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:16,509 Plus, there are flowers. 217 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:20,012 And it's near a prison, so they'll have a place to sting people. 218 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:23,307 Oh, Mom, it's perfect! Go live your lives! 219 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,976 Get off my face! 220 00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:28,521 I miss them. 221 00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:31,315 Now you know how I'll feel when you go to college. 222 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,609 You'll always have Bart, always. 223 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:36,821 But he'll be gone a lot, repairing refrigerators. 224 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:38,531 Always. 225 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,450 ANNOUNCER ON PA: Ladies and gentlemen, 226 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,370 please welcome your new fun-loving owner. 227 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:47,498 You've seen him on the cover of the December 1943 issue 228 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:52,753 of Collier's Magazine, Montgomery Burns! 229 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,630 (CROWD CHEERING) 230 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:03,389 Silence! Now let's make some noise for everyone's favorite basketball team, 231 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:07,310 whom I have renamed the Springfield Excitement! 232 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,477 I knew it! 233 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:13,024 Now I would like to sing our national anthem. 234 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,609 (SINGING TO MELODY OF GOD SAVE THE QUEEN) 235 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,611 (S I N G I N G) My country 'tis of thee 236 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:20,114 Austria, Hungary 237 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:22,658 Obey your king 238 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:23,993 (WHISPERING) Sir, the Archduke is dead. 239 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,870 What? The Archduke is dead? 240 00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:27,204 And the empire is destroyed. 241 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,873 Then what happened? World War I. 242 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:30,249 Then what? World War ll. 243 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,667 Then what? A postwar period. 244 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,044 Then what? The Cold War. 245 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,754 Then what? Then what? 246 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:35,838 (SMITHERS WHISPERING UNINTELLIGIBLY) 247 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,298 Then what? The European Union. 248 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,508 A European union? Good heavens. 249 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,094 MR. BURNS: Ladies, hold on to your husbands. 250 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:45,097 It's time for the saucy antics of Springfield's own 251 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,974 Basket-Belles! 252 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:51,270 (LIVELY PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 253 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:52,688 (CROWD BOOING) 254 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:56,400 Enough of this vulgarity! Back to your brothel, harlots! 255 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,820 Now enjoy your game and the madcap antics 256 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,573 of the freewheeling title holder of this asset, 257 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:03,699 me! 258 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:05,284 (HIP-HOP HOORAY PLAYING OVER PA) 259 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:09,956 (SINGING) Hip-Hop hooray! Ho! Hey! Ho! 260 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:14,460 Hey!Ho!Hey!Ho! 261 00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:15,962 (RAPPING) You drew a picture of my morning 262 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,088 But you couldn't make my day... 263 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,339 (GUNSHOT) 264 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,633 Sir, were those real bullets? 265 00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,259 Yes. Was that a real gorilla? 266 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,095 I see. 267 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,555 (CROWD CHATTERING ANGRILY) 268 00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,809 Sir, your escapades, while well intentioned, 269 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,144 seem to be driving away our fans. 270 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,105 We have to turn this business around. 271 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,816 Time to think outside the boxiola. 272 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,985 What would Mark Cuban do? 273 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,738 I'm out of my mind! 274 00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,325 That's not much help. 275 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,619 Build a new arena, state-of-the-art! 276 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,913 New arena. 277 00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:57,294 (SCREAMING) 278 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,629 (GASPING) 279 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:07,471 That's it, men! Pave and tar the way God intended! 280 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,557 Mr. Burns, you can't do this! 281 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,768 I can, I shall, and in the future, I will have done! 282 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,812 I cannot be stopped. 283 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,316 Kill his acorns and make him watch. 284 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,196 First, one announcement. I regret to inform you 285 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,407 we are not offering childcare tonight. 286 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:29,201 I don't know who that guy was you were leaving your kids with. 287 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:34,081 Now without further ado, let's get ready to referendum! 288 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,918 There's only one place in town where the bees can survive, 289 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,588 and Mr. Burns wants to tear it down. 290 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:41,714 (MR. BURNS GULPS) 291 00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:44,633 Please, people. You didn't listen to me about the snail darter. 292 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,552 You didn't listen to me about the osprey. 293 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:49,055 And you didn't listen to me about the javelina! 294 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,556 The feisty pig of the desert? 295 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,558 Apparently not feisty enough. 296 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,769 Future generations will judge us 297 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:57,521 by how we cared for the tiniest creatures. 298 00:14:57,646 --> 00:15:00,274 I am not just asking you to save the bees. 299 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:03,444 I am asking you to save your souls! 300 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:05,154 (CROWD WHISTLING) 301 00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,741 Excellent speech. Just excellent. 302 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:12,578 I no longer wish to build my magnificent new basketball stadium. 303 00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,622 You don't? Heavens no. 304 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:18,250 No skyboxes. No kiss cam. 305 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:21,420 Nor will we have the chance to marvel at number-one draft pick 306 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:24,256 Muk Mu, the human North Pole. 307 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,050 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 308 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,720 No. I'm afraid he'll be on the first kayak back to Ketchikan. 309 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,472 ALL; No! 310 00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,099 Please don't take our freak! 311 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,809 I love you, Muk Mu! 312 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,269 Muk Mu! Muk Mu! Muk Mu! Muk Mu! 313 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:41,023 All those in favor of building this decadent monument to excess, 314 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,025 Say aye. ALL: Aye! 315 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,110 (SIGHS) 316 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,361 Nay. 317 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,239 I know it's not your fault, Muk Mu. 318 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,282 You're a gentle, loving soul. 319 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,618 (MUK MU SPEAKING ESKIMO LANGUAGE) 320 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,964 What's wrong with your bees, Lisa? 321 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,091 Mr. Burns took away their sanctuary. 322 00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:10,553 And now they aren't strong enough to survive on their own! 323 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:15,599 I'm going home. Give me the keys to my bike lock. 324 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,643 Are you sure? Give me the keys! 325 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,980 Okay, okay. I don't know why I had them in the first place. 326 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,858 (LISA GRUMBLING) 327 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,195 I'd do anything to cheer up my little girl. 328 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:31,198 Really? Listen, Homer. In the back room, 329 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:33,742 I got these super tough Africanized bees. 330 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:37,371 I saw this ad in a gentlemen's magazine for excited African honeys, 331 00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,706 and that's what they sent me. 332 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,916 If we could combine them with Lisa's bees, 333 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,627 it would make them strong enough to survive any environment. 334 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,839 But how are we supposed to combine the DNA of two strains 335 00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:48,591 of the same species? 336 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,842 Actually, Homer... 337 00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:51,927 (WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY) 338 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,264 (GASPS) You and me? 339 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,599 No. The bees! 340 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,893 Oh, yeah, yeah. That's what I meant, too. 341 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:02,271 I have no inclination. 342 00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:04,815 Got the queen? 343 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:09,528 Yup. And she's ready for a night of anonymous sex with multiple partners. 344 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:10,613 (LAUGHS) 345 00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:18,204 Now let's give 'em some privacy while they get down to "buzziness." 346 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,288 (MOE CHUCKLES) 347 00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:20,789 (SEA OF LOVE PLAYING) 348 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,627 (SINGING) Come with me, my love 349 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,715 To the sea The sea of love 350 00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,009 (SNIFFLES) If they was me, they'd be done by now. 351 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:37,890 (LISA PANTING) 352 00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:40,100 Wow, this must be important, Dad. 353 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,811 I've never seen you walk up an incline before. 354 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:46,273 Sweetie, I have a very special surprise for you. 355 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,608 My bees? 356 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:48,776 (LAUGHING) 357 00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,527 Your bees died days ago! 358 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:51,570 (BEES BUZZING) 359 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,781 These are their angry mutant descendants! 360 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:57,034 And they're tough enough to live in any environment. 361 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,828 They sound awfully mad. Are they dangerous? 362 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,622 Hmm. I'm not sure. Let me check. 363 00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,499 Are you guys dangerous? 364 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,418 A simple "yes" would've sufficed! 365 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,045 (LISA SCREAMS) 366 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,756 Don't worry, Lisa. Where else are they gonna go? 367 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:15,970 To that new stadium that looks exactly like a hive! 368 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,518 Welcome to the American dream. 369 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,603 A billionaire using public funds 370 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:28,565 to construct a private playground for the rich and powerful. 371 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,150 (ALL CHEERING) 372 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:34,280 And now, so our skybox owners can really enjoy the game, 373 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,615 I shall let in the sky! 374 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,951 (BEES BUZZING) 375 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:41,036 (CROWD CRYING FRANTICALLY) 376 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,913 Stop! lam one of you! 377 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,248 (BUZZING) 378 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,963 We've been invaded by a swarm of killer bees. 379 00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:53,924 My microphone is no microphone at all. It's bees! 380 00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:57,386 Am I being badly stung? Yes. And it hurts. 381 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,013 (SCREAMING) 382 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:06,312 (COMICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 383 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,731 (ALL SCREAMING IN PAIN) 384 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:12,651 (SPEAKING ESKIMO LANGUAGE) 385 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:19,074 Our bullets are useless! Okay, they're useful on me. 386 00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:27,416 Oh! They've found a home! 387 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,503 You've won this round. But when next we meet, 388 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,923 the beekeeper will be the beekeepee. 389 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,427 (LAUGHING) 390 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:40,512 (MR. BURNS SCREAMING) 391 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:41,972 Help me, Muk Mu! 392 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,015 (SIGHS) 393 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:44,725 (SPEAKING ESKIMO LANGUAGE) 394 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:51,565 So that's how I was outfoxed by a little girl and her halfwit companion 395 00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:54,401 when my beautiful stadium was declared a bee sanctuary, 396 00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:57,780 and I had to take a third-quarter write-down of 804 million dollars. 397 00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,699 Wait a minute! Someone crunch the numbers! 398 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:06,372 He's only worth $996,036,000! 399 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,539 (ALL GASP) 400 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,208 He's not a billionaire at all! 401 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,502 Wait, wait, wait! It's only a matter of four million. 402 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:15,798 I'm sure I can find that somewhere. I have $50 here in my wallet. 403 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:20,719 Mark, can you get me off the hook for old times' sake? 404 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,513 Can't do it, Monty. 405 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:24,473 (GASPS) 406 00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:28,060 Don't worry. You'll feel a lot more comfortable 407 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:30,938 (MOCKING) in the millionaire's camp. 408 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,482 No! No! Just kill me now! 409 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:40,656 (SOUTHERN ACCENT) Howdy do! I own a minor league hockey team! 410 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,449 (SCREAMING) 411 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:36,712 English - US - PSDH