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<i>CHORUS SINGS:</i>
<i>♪ The Simpsons ♪</i>

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Nighttime.

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(school bell ringing)

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Hello!

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(whistle blows)

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(yells)

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(beeping)

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(playing the blues)

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(playing the blues)

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Hmm.

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Ooh.

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(gunfire)

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(tires screeching)

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(horn honking, Grampa shouts)

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D'oh!

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(tires screeching)

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(grunts)

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Hmm?

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Man. (grunts)

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HOMER/MARGE: Hmm.

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Hmm?

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Hey!

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(all gasp)

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(speaking gibberish)

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<i>OMINOUS ANNOUNCER: In a</i>
<i>conflict as old as pencil and</i>
<i>paper...</i>

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<i>two mighty armies square off</i>
<i>in a battle</i>

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<i>between cross and circle...</i>

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(rapid laser fire)

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Remember my son,

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the one who controls the center
controls the board.

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I don't understand,
Master.

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I begin to fear
you are too stupid.

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I love you, Romeo!

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I love you, Julie-x!

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Tic-tac-noooo!

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<i>ANNOUNCER:</i>
<i>On July 4...</i>

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<i>From the producers of</i>
Duck, Duck Goose,"

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Got Your Nose <i>and </i>One Day
in the Life of Ivan Denisovich.

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-What's going on?
-(groans)

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Look at this
electric bill!

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I'm not made of money!

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I'm made of man-meat
and a skeleton!

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It's time to unplug these
vampire appliances

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{\an8}that plunge their prongs
into our creamy white outlets

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{\an8}to quench their unholy
thirst for electrons.

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{\an8}Lamp, computer,
Jacob's Ladder...

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{\an8}What the...?

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{\an8}How long has this been running?

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{\an8}(mumbling): I don't know.

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{\an8}Dad, while I agree

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{\an8}reducing consumption is great,

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{\an8}it's hard to make permanent
changes in your lifestyle.

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{\an8}Are you calling me fat?

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{\an8}No.

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{\an8}I am suggesting
you consider cheaper,

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{\an8}alternate sources of energy.

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{\an8}Hmm, Alternative
Energy Expo.

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{\an8}Where there's expos,
there's free Frisbees!

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{\an8}Let's roll.
But we'd better make sure

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{\an8}robbers don't know we're out.

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{\an8}(electricity buzzing)

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{\an8}MARGE: Come on, let's go.

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{\an8}Who you waiting for?

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{\an8}Come on.

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{\an8}Do they think I'm like an idiot?

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{\an8}I'm going to enjoy pooping
on their carpet.

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(moans)

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(grunting)

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-(spits)
-Why, you...

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(both grunting)

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-You son of a...
-(grunting)

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(belching)

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(giggling)

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Now, on to the next funny booth.

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{\an8}Solar power is
a bright idea!

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{\an8}Yeah, so is getting a real job.

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{\an8}-Hey-- oh.
-Dad!

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{\an8}I found what
you're looking for!

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{\an8}A churro you can eat
in the shower?

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{\an8}Goddag, friendlys.

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{\an8}Behold to you-- wind!

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{\an8}The energy that
powers Denmark.

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{\an8}Well, I'm not usually one
to take the word of a Dane.

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{\an8}Plus, how can I afford it?

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{\an8}Well, there are tax credits,
government rebates.

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{\an8}It will pay for itself
in 12 to 18...

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{\an8}-Months?
-Lifetimes.

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{\an8}Hmm, tie it to my car,
and you got a deal.

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{\an8}Lars, get the twine!

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{\an8}You will not
regret this.

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{\an8}I'm starting to regret it
already.

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{\an8}Too late.
Lars got the twine.

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{\an8}(groans)

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{\an8}Dad, you are leading the way
in clean energy.

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{\an8}Yup, I Al-Gored it pretty good.

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{\an8}Where's my Grammy for
audio book narration?

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{\an8}It's making our meter run
backwards!

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{\an8}Oh, my goodness!

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{\an8}It means we're traveling
back in time!

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{\an8}I can warn President Lincoln

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{\an8}to dump his wife before
she goes crazy!

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{\an8}Dad, all it means is,

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{\an8}we're providing power
to the electric company.

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{\an8}Oh, that's just great.

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{\an8}I discover electricity, and
they want to take it from me!

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{\an8}(dialing)

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{\an8}Hello, local utility?

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{\an8}You greedy bastards have gouged
Homer Simpson for the last time.

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{\an8}We will cancel your account,
sir.

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{\an8}The Simpsons are
off the grid.

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{\an8}And so far it's
going great.

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(all cheering)

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Gentlemen, tonight's game
is brought to us

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by something special.

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The kite's best friend, the
flag's partner in patriotism,

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you've seen cherubs blow it
from map corners--

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the wind!

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-LENNY: All right!
-CARL:
Yeah, blow me some sports!

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<i>♪ Perilous fight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ O'er the ramparts, we... ♪</i>

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"O'er the ramparts we" what?!

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Don't worry,
I'll go see what's wrong.

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What the...?
Who turned off the wind?

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Dad, if we're really
off the grid,

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then we won't get power
when the air is still.

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Oh.

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Well, I'm not crawling back
to big electricity!

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From now on,
the Simpsons are living...

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intermittently.

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-(kids laughing)
<i>-♪ Danger, danger ♪</i>

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-(kids gasping)
<i>-♪ High voltage ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When we touch ♪</i>

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-(nervous laughter)
<i>-♪ And when we kiss ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Danger, danger ♪</i>

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<i>♪ High voltage ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When we touch, when we kiss ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When we touch,</i>
<i>when we kiss... ♪</i>

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(groans)

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Hmm?

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(yawns)

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(blender goes on and off)

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Oh, my smoothie is all lumpy!

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The wind may have stopped
working, but my brain nev...

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...er does.

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Check it out, gang.

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But, Dad, it defeats the purpose
if you're powering our windmill

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with the electricity
from Flanders.

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Homer, this meeting of your
fan club is adjourned!

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But we haven't read the minutes
of last week's meeting!

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(grunts)

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You used to be nicer!

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(Bart grunting)

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(grunts)

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(groans)

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When is my turn over?

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Ugh, Bart, please!

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I'm trying to hear Dr. House's
third incorrect diagnosis

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before his final
correct diagnosis!

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(sighs)

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Dear Lord, you've got
the wind I need,

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I've got the prayers you crave.

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Let's make a deal.

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(wind howling)

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Whoa!

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<i>Kent's Weather Worriers are</i>
<i>reporting gusts up to 75...</i>

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(electrical shorting noise,
Homer chuckles)

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Now we're cookin' with wind!

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Homie, maybe this is
too much electricity.

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(sighs) Nothing is ever
right for you.

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Oh, why can't our house
ever be that bright?

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Nothing is ever right
for you.

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(wind rushing)

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Finally.

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(startled gasp)

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Well, the lesson here is...

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(humming)

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We're gonna go check out
the wind damage.

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Be careful!

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If you see
a downed power line,

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do whatever it is
people are supposed to do

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in that situation.

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(wind chimes tinkling)

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Make it stop! Make it stop!

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Look at the cool stuff
that washed up!

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(gasps) Scuba goggles!

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Oh, medical waste!

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-(sad moans)
-BOTH: Hmm?

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(gasps)

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Whoa!

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LISA: Oh, my God!

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A beached whale!

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(whale moaning sadly)

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Bart, can you believe

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that something so mighty has
been rendered so powerless?

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I'm gonna have my next birthday
party on this thing.

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(humming)

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Whoa!

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BART:
<i>Ay, caramba!</i>

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Whoa!

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(whale moaning sadly)

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She's such a beautiful shade
of blue.

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I'm going to call you
Bluella the whale.

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Hmm?

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Check it out!
World's biggest armpit fart.

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(loud fart noise)

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You just made
a powerful enemy!

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Come on, everybody!

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A whale needs help!

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Why should we?

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Yeah, where was that whale
when my mom moved out?

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Whales are mammals like us.

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They're sensitive
and deeply intelligent.

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(laughs)

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Nerd!

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(boys laugh)

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I'm going to get real help.

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Just try to keep her wet.

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(moaning)

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Hey, Milhouse!

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Want to learn more
about whaling?

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Sure!

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-(grunting)
-(groaning)

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Hey, Milhouse!

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Want me
to "knock
it off?"

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I'm afraid to answer that.

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Never tell a bully
you're afraid.

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-(grunting)
-(groaning)

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(Marge sighs)

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Our wedding
china's ruined.

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Oh, we'll have to eat
Thanksgiving dinner

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off regular plates like animals.

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Hey, Mom, Dad,

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there's a whale
on the beach.

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You got to help me
get her back in the ocean.

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(sighs)

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All right. Let me
get my tool belt.

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(grunting)

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Man, who are these belts
made for, French super models?

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(grunting)

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(sighs)

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Hurry, Dad, hurry!

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(grunting)

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Homie, can I talk
to you for a second?

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Sure. Lisa,
bring the car around.

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But I don't know how to drive.

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Haven't you
learned anything

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from watching
Bart drive?

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A little.

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Homie, I happened to
read about beached whales

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in <i>Springfield</i>
<i>Geographic.</i>

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It usually does
not end well.

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-We can't let Lisa
get her hopes up.
-(car horn toots twice)

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Marge, how hard
can it be?

254
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,554
We're just rolling it
into the ocean from the beach.

255
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:23,307
It's not like it's stuck
in the bottom of a well

256
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,475
or in a Mexican prison.

257
00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:25,976
(gasps)

258
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,020
But that would make
a great movie.

259
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,148
(laughs)

260
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,526
Lisa is very sensitive.

261
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:36,404
If something she loves
dies in front of her...

262
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,239
That whale's not gonna die.

263
00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:39,824
We're busting him
out of prison,

264
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,492
no matter what you say,
Escobar!

265
00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:43,244
God, this thing
writes itself.

266
00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:44,829
(car horn toots twice)

267
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,622
Coming!

268
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,999
(tool belt squeaking)

269
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,836
Okay, we'll need
the town's strongest men

270
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:54,380
to roll the whale back
in the water.

271
00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:56,173
(all grunting)

272
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,176
(groaning)

273
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,470
Hmm. We need
a better idea.

274
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:05,015
We'll have to find
our ten smartest men.

275
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:08,644
(straining mightily)

276
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,233
It's hard to believe

277
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,861
anyone in that contest
can be considered smart.

278
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,863
(moaning)

279
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:21,699
One... two...

280
00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:23,409
three... tug!

281
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:25,953
(engines revving)

282
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,039
Aah.

283
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,417
(whistling)

284
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,753
Lisa, sweetheart,

285
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,171
it's almost dinner time.

286
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,756
Why don't you come home?

287
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,759
I'll catch up with you guys
in a little bit.

288
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,512
You know, when I'm sad,

289
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,348
I read something beautiful
and true-- poetry.

290
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,391
(sad moans)

291
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,560
No, no, you're gonna like it.

292
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:50,853
It's about the ocean.

293
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,730
"The world below the brine.

294
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,899
Forests at the bottom
of the sea.

295
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:57,109
The branches and leaves..."

296
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,736
(yawns)

297
00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:01,238
"Sea-lettuce, vast lichens..."

298
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,783
BART:
Wake up, Lis!

299
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,075
They're doing it!

300
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,786
(gasps)

301
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,662
Dorsal straps secured!

302
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,289
Tail clamps
in position!

303
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:11,791
Congratulatory
T-shirts

304
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,042
silk-screened
and distributed!

305
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,335
Oh!

306
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:16,587
Operation Desert Ocean is a go!

307
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:19,632
Let's get this lady fish
into the blue zone!

308
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,802
It was <i>my </i>idea to
put the whale in the water.

309
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,970
Girl, you're
going home!

310
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,639
You're
going home!

311
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,688
Good-bye, Bluella!

312
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:37,733
Send me a post card
from Tierra Del Fuego.

313
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,903
Good-bye! Good-bye!

314
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,992
(ecstatic whale sounds)

315
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,702
Huh?

316
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,455
(groans, then gasps)

317
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,331
Bluella?

318
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:55,209
(gasps)

319
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,127
Oh, no. (gasps)

320
00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:01,006
(sobbing quietly)

321
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,684
Don't worry, honey.

322
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,853
Right now she's lying
on God's beach.

323
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,188
She doesn't like lying
on the beach.

324
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,731
She likes being in the ocean.

325
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:20,150
Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry.

326
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,610
I tried my best.

327
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,028
I know it's really hard

328
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,072
when you discover
your dad isn't perfect.

329
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:26,282
Not perfect?

330
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,658
You can say
that again.

331
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:30,077
I'm trying
to be a sensitive father,

332
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,204
you unwanted moron!

333
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,831
Lisa, where were we?

334
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:36,417
Maybe I should just
be alone a little bit.

335
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,502
Of course.

336
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:43,340
Oh, it kills me
to see her like that.

337
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,968
And if there's one thing
I can't stand,

338
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,928
it's being killed.

339
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:48,929
(yawns)

340
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,851
Milhouse, this'll be
the biggest dead animal

341
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,352
we ever poked with a stick.

342
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,937
If that flattened squirrel

343
00:14:57,021 --> 00:15:00,065
we poked last week
could only see us now.

344
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,526
(crowd murmuring)

345
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:07,907
All right, back
up, everybody.

346
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,325
Oh, but not too much.

347
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,077
You are definitely
gonna want to see this.

348
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,662
(explosion)

349
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:19,209
So clean, how part of it
just disappears like that.

350
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,878
Ah! Yuck!

351
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,758
(explosion)

352
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,718
(screaming and shouting)

353
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,803
(groaning and grunting)

354
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:34,683
Citizens, today
we honor Bluella the whale,

355
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,519
along with the victims
of the Great Whale Explosion.

356
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,063
(explosion)

357
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:41,815
Could you please
stop dynamiting?!

358
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,692
CHIEF WIGGUM:
Sorry. I sat on the plunger.

359
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,819
But Bluella will live on
among us

360
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,989
as we make use
of every part of her body,

361
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,617
from blowhole to fluke.

362
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,870
<i>♪ And we did not</i>
<i>catch the whale,</i>
<i>brave boys... ♪</i>

363
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:59,750
<i>♪ And we did not</i>
<i>touch the whale... ♪</i>

364
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:03,629
Behold, I am Captain Kirk
from <i>Star Trek One.</i>

365
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:04,880
<i>Two.</i>

366
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,882
<i>Five. Generations.</i>

367
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,676
<i>Boston Legal.</i>

368
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,136
Now, Lisa,

369
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,680
I know you miss
your whale.

370
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,140
so I got you a pet
that will never die.

371
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,600
An invisible dog.

372
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:19,395
Aw, look.
He's doing his business.

373
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,896
Hey! Not on the rug!

374
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,231
You bad dog!

375
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,941
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ooh!

376
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,442
Stop biting my leg!

377
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,945
Ow! All right, that's it.
You're going outside.

378
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,114
(sighs)

379
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:31,532
HOMER:
Bad dog, stop!

380
00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:33,826
(loud creaking)

381
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,577
Bluella?

382
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,162
Oh, hey, there, Lisa.

383
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,289
Just oiling the
old door here.

384
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:42,126
Finally silenced
that mournful wail.

385
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,086
(sad moaning)

386
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,754
-(gasps)
-(moaning)

387
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,131
Oh.

388
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,799
(squeaking)

389
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,217
Huh?

390
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:54,722
(loud pop)

391
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,181
(sighs)

392
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,894
(squeaking)

393
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,775
(whale song)

394
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,112
No. I'm not gonna be
disappointed again.

395
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,575
-(squeaking)
-Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!

396
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,201
(amazed gasp)

397
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,328
(panting)

398
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:24,418
(gasps)
They must be Bluella's children!

399
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:27,254
Hello, whale calves!

400
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:30,507
Your mother lives on
through you! Huh?

401
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,053
Run! I mean, swim!

402
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,554
I mean...

403
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:38,599
(makes urgent
whale moaning sounds)

404
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:46,690
Those baby whales are doomed,
just like their mom.

405
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,108
Oh!

406
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,902
I guess it's just nature's way.

407
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,945
(boat approaching)

408
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,947
Nature is a toothless,
dying hag.

409
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,784
We are gonna save
those whale babies!

410
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,495
Dad? Where did you get
that boat?

411
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,206
I'm taking it on a test drive
from the boat store. Get in.

412
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,754
<i>Shark Week</i>
just got canceled.

413
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:11,423
Drop the 'poon!

414
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:12,966
Oh, come on! Leave me alone!

415
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,344
I'm trying
to save your precious whales!

416
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,179
We're not here
to protect the whales.

417
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,680
{\an8}We're here
to protect the sharks.

418
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,933
{\an8}Did you know that
over 40 million sharks

419
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:23,435
are slaughtered every year
to make shark-fin soup?

420
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,729
(mutters)
You like sharks?

421
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,148
Being a true eco-activist
means supporting

422
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,192
every animal's
struggle for life.

423
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,027
Except for
cockroaches. Yuck!

424
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,362
Linda, please.

425
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:37,908
Puh! Typical eco-jerks--
using words to talk.

426
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,914
Dad, no!
They're right.

427
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:45,916
If the only way
to save the whales

428
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:47,626
is to kill
another innocent creature,

429
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,086
I can't let you do it.

430
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:52,047
Sharks, innocent? Please.

431
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,091
Every year, they kill
a couple of people

432
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,717
who do a series
of stupid things.

433
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,386
A shark's reptilian brain

434
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,054
understands only one thing--

435
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,973
the crime of murder.

436
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,475
(yells, shouting)

437
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,811
(gasping)

438
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:13,277
Dad! The sharks must
think you're a baby whale.

439
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,154
HOMER:
Ooh, a <i>baby </i>whale.

440
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,156
My diet <i>is </i>working.

441
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,408
Why couldn't I be eaten
by a giraffe?

442
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,201
That would be fun.

443
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,954
Gently bonk the shark
on the nose with this.

444
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:26,999
It'll either make him go away
or eat you quicker.

445
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,084
D'oh! Huh?

446
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,254
Ooh, maybe the blood
will scare the sharks off.

447
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,757
(screaming)

448
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:40,512
(Homer gasps, whales bellowing)

449
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,557
LISA:
It's the baby
whales' dad!

450
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,184
Thanks, buddy!

451
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:49,021
(bellowing)

452
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,064
Thanks for not letting
me give up, Dad.

453
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:55,194
Hey, I'd do anything
for a sweet, intelligent mammal,

454
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,029
by which I mean you.

455
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,739
Oh.

456
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,161
Do you think
they'll be okay?

457
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,537
Absolutely.

458
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,081
He's young, he's got
two cute kids.

459
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:11,335
He'll be moving in with
a sexy lady octopus in no time.

460
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:13,212
They'll have to sell
their old place.

461
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,338
Too many memories.

462
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,881
But if I'm not mistaken,

463
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:18,217
there's a little
whale-a-puss on the way.

464
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,509
(chuckling)

465
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,303
Tonight let's all
draw pictures

466
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,679
of what your
father just said.

467
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,390
<i>♪ La mer ♪</i>

468
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,312
<i>♪ Qu'on voit danser ♪</i>

469
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:35,275
<i>♪ Le long des golfes clairs ♪</i>

470
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:38,111
<i>♪ A des reflets d'argent ♪</i>

471
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,281
<i>♪ La mer ♪</i>

472
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,283
<i>♪ Des reflets changeants ♪</i>

473
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:48,080
<i>♪ Sous la pluie ♪</i>

474
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:51,166
<i>♪ La mer ♪</i>

475
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:55,420
<i>♪ Au ciel d'été confond ♪</i>

476
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:58,840
<i>♪ Ses blancs moutons ♪</i>

477
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,843
<i>♪ Avec les anges si purs ♪</i>

478
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:06,974
<i>♪ La mer bergère d'azur ♪</i>

479
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:11,436
<i>♪ Infinie ♪</i>

480
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,481
<i>♪ Voyez ♪</i>

481
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:16,984
<i>♪ Près des étangs ♪</i>

482
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:21,613
<i>♪ Ces grands roseaux</i>
<i>mouillés... ♪</i>

483
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:22,739
(whale song)

484
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,157
Shh!

485
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,912
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