1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,547 -CHOIR: ♪ The Simpsons ♪ -(barks) 2 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:07,090 (tires screeching) 3 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:08,508 (theme music playing) 4 00:00:08,591 --> 00:00:09,718 D'oh! 5 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:12,178 -(tires screeching) -(grunts) 6 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:15,473 (grunting) 7 00:00:16,599 --> 00:00:17,976 -(whistles blows) -(buzzer sounds) 8 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:29,320 (music playing on TV) 9 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,289 {\an8}(speaking Chinese) 10 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,027 (whipping air) 11 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:21,081 (exclaims) 12 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,085 (beeping) 13 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:37,222 {\an8}(speaking Chinese) 14 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,206 (guffawing) 15 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:05,166 {\an8}-(TV turns off) -So the family's still gone. 16 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,960 {\an8}What do I do now? 17 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:12,298 -(circus music playing) -Let's get this party started. 18 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:19,806 {\an8}Bart's been alone for 23 minutes. 19 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:22,559 {\an8}Let's get this yo on the road, people. 20 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:25,395 {\an8}Wait, I haven't chosen my mix-in. 21 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:28,148 {\an8}Okay, I'll take some of that. 22 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,066 {\an8}Well, that's my tip jar. 23 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,861 {\an8}-Mix it in! -(grumbling) 24 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:42,745 {\an8}Whoa, mama! 25 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,205 {\an8}(laughing) 26 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,839 {\an8}(wind whipping) 27 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,217 {\an8}Let me freshen that up for you. 28 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:57,844 {\an8}(belches) 29 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,809 {\an8}I love Saturday! 30 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,522 (whimpering) 31 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:11,232 I'm gonna kill you, boy. 32 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:12,609 (laughing) 33 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,652 (whimpering, shouting) 34 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:16,362 {\an8}(grunts) 35 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:17,864 {\an8}I'm bored. 36 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:20,450 {\an8}HOMER: That's it, boy! I'm eating your yogurt! 37 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,869 {\an8}You ate his yogurt in the car. 38 00:03:22,952 --> 00:03:24,537 {\an8}He didn't know that. 39 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:28,333 {\an8}Stupid kid. All you do is cost me money. 40 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:29,918 {\an8}Money I could be wasting. 41 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,544 {\an8}(doorbell rings) 42 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:33,963 {\an8}Is Bart Simpson here? 43 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,548 {\an8}Because I'm about to make him 44 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,592 {\an8}and his family very wealthy. 45 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:38,551 {\an8}Wealthy?! 46 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,053 {\an8}Hey, remember the guy 47 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:42,388 {\an8}who drove you to school that one time. 48 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:43,973 {\an8}(laughs) 49 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,558 {\an8}I should introduce myself. 50 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:48,811 {\an8}My name is Herman Milwood, and my company makes... 51 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,188 {\an8}the Aero Chair. 52 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:53,233 {\an8}The most comfortable ergonomic chair there is. 53 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,318 {\an8}So, what brings you here, Mr. Chair? 54 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:56,694 {\an8}Bart, do you remember this? 55 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:59,113 {\an8}(angry growling) 56 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:04,619 {\an8}That's Angry Dad, 57 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:07,205 {\an8}the semi-autobiographical Web cartoon I created. 58 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:09,415 {\an8}I legally forced him to say "semi." 59 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,501 {\an8}The multimillion dollar Internet startup 60 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:15,171 {\an8}that put Angry Dad on the net ordered a lot of my chairs. 61 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:18,258 {\an8}-♪ Bye, bye ♪ -♪ Bye, bye... ♪ 62 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,260 {\an8}But when the tech bubble popped... 63 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:22,387 {\an8}(shouting) 64 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:25,682 {\an8}(yelling) 65 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:27,267 {\an8}...the chairs were never paid for, 66 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:28,768 {\an8}so we repossessed the only thing 67 00:04:28,851 --> 00:04:30,270 {\an8}they had left-- the cartoons... 68 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:32,355 (reading titles) 69 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:39,862 {\an8}And most importantly, Angry Dad, 70 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,448 {\an8}because now I want to make it into a movie. 71 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,993 {\an8}My stupid cartoon a movie?! 72 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:46,035 {\an8}Thank you! 73 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,620 {\an8}Oh, don't thank me. 74 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:50,039 {\an8}Thank Hollywood for being completely out of good ideas. 75 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,375 {\an8}My little Roman Polanski. 76 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:53,710 {\an8}-Homer! -What? 77 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,795 {\an8}What's wrong with being Roman Polanski? 78 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:57,463 {\an8}-(whispering) -He what? 79 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:58,798 {\an8}You monster! 80 00:04:58,881 --> 00:05:01,134 {\an8}(jabbering angrily) 81 00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:08,975 {\an8}Thanks for letting me make this movie, Mr. Milwood. 82 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:10,560 {\an8}I've always loved cartoons, 83 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:13,062 {\an8}going way back to the real early SpongeBobs. 84 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,231 Well, I think your movie has real potential. 85 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,650 Everyone has an angry dad, even me. 86 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:20,403 What the hell are you making chairs for? 87 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:23,281 In this family, we sit on the ground! 88 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,992 (sniffles) Now, Bart, 89 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:29,120 this is where we will help you bring your vision to life. 90 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:32,290 Oh, my God, that's Bart Simpson! 91 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:33,875 And Angry Dad himself. 92 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,793 It's like meeting Mickey Mouse and Walt Disney 93 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:36,919 at the same time. 94 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,755 (high-pitched laugh) 95 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:42,133 Mr. Simpson, I'm in charge of the team that animates your ass. 96 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,262 Anything you can give us from real life? 97 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,805 Observe. 98 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:50,183 {\an8}(grunting) 99 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:52,685 {\an8}(groans) 100 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,771 -(all gasping) -Wow. 101 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:57,857 {\an8}(mutters) 102 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:59,609 {\an8}-(bottle hisses) -Uh! 103 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:01,736 -Soda? -No, thanks. 104 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:04,030 Eh. More for me. 105 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:05,907 (gulping) 106 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:07,992 Bart, we've got some bad news. 107 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,535 The actor who did the original voice 108 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,329 of Angry Dad can't do the movie. 109 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:13,122 He blew out his voice screaming... 110 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,582 about how he never got paid. 111 00:06:14,665 --> 00:06:16,000 The first time around. 112 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:18,252 Oh, man. What can we do? 113 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:21,005 Well, the cartoon's based on your dad. 114 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:22,715 Maybe he can do the voice. 115 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,801 Can he get angry on cue? 116 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:27,011 (humming) 117 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:29,597 (gasps, humming) 118 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,599 (humming angrily) 119 00:06:31,682 --> 00:06:33,893 Oh! (yelling) 120 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:35,853 (grunting) 121 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:38,356 (Homer growling) 122 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:40,942 Hey, Homer, you want to be the voice of Angry Dad? 123 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:44,529 (yelling) It would be an honor! 124 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:48,699 Thanks for coming out. One announcement. 125 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:51,285 The voice Angry Dad will be on a speakerphone today. 126 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:53,621 HOMER: There's something going on at the nuclear plant 127 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:57,125 that's a little more important than your table read. 128 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:59,502 (clears throat) Angry Dad: The Movie. 129 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:02,797 "Angry Dad addresses the family from the top of the stairs." 130 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:07,802 HOMER: Family, today I graduate from my anger-management class. 131 00:07:07,885 --> 00:07:10,638 "Angry Dad slips and crashes down the stairs." 132 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:12,140 "Pained noises." 133 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:14,725 No, Dad, don't say "pained noises." 134 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:16,477 You make pained noises. 135 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:17,603 HOMER: Oh, okay. 136 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,647 Lenny, hit me with that chair. 137 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:20,731 LENNY: Okay. 138 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:22,733 -(chair bangs) -(Homer moans) 139 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,485 (dial tone) 140 00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:28,030 Hi, everyone. I'm Bart Simpson, 141 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:29,824 the creator of Angry Dad. 142 00:07:29,907 --> 00:07:33,077 To make this film, I had to miss countless hours of school. 143 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,996 And there was also some hardship. 144 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:37,039 I hope you like it as much as I do. 145 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:41,836 ...The Movie! 146 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:45,882 {\an8}What did they think? 147 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,383 {\an8}Well, let's not jump to conclusions. 148 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,052 We'll look at the tape of the audience watching the movie. 149 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:53,973 (laughter, whistling) 150 00:07:54,056 --> 00:07:56,142 Now comes the part where the movie actually starts. 151 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:57,518 (angry muttering) 152 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,937 For God's sake, turn it off! 153 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,315 Turn it off! 154 00:08:02,398 --> 00:08:03,691 (dejected) Oh. 155 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:05,109 Don't feel bad, boy. 156 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:06,861 Everyone makes mistakes. 157 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:09,155 Yours is just public and expensive. 158 00:08:09,238 --> 00:08:11,699 You know, your movie's not all bad. 159 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:13,576 If you cut out the stuff that didn't work, 160 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,912 it would make a great short film. 161 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,331 -A short film?! -Many great directors 162 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:20,625 like Wes Anderson, Frank Tashlin, 163 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:22,877 and Tim Burton started with short films. 164 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,879 -Name one more. -Taylor Hackford. 165 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:26,714 Well, I don't know who that is, but I'm convinced. 166 00:08:26,797 --> 00:08:28,758 Let's start cutting. 167 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:36,724 (doorbell rings) 168 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:38,100 Bongiorno. 169 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,311 Where is the Bart-a Simpson? 170 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:42,230 -I am the Bart. -Bravissimo. 171 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:44,690 You know me as Luigi, the spaghetti guy. 172 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,984 But I am here in my capacity 173 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:50,279 as a member of the Hollywood Foreign Press. 174 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:53,658 Your animated short, Angry Dad, 175 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:56,077 or as we call it in the pizza English-- 176 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,954 Papa Apoplectica, 177 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:01,249 she has-a been a-nominated for a Golden Globe. 178 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:02,583 (all gasping) 179 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,252 Now if you'll excuse me, 180 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:06,963 I have some unhappy news to deliver 181 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:08,798 to Sir Anthony Hopkins. 182 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:11,968 {\an8}Sir Anthony, your pizza, she's a-gonna be late. 183 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:14,554 {\an8}Damn you. Damn you to hell! 184 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:25,898 Huh? What? 185 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:34,156 (gasps) The creative team from Mixar! 186 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,659 Pardon me. I have seen all of your movies-- 187 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:39,370 except Cars-- and I can't believe my brother 188 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:40,705 is in the same category 189 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:42,832 as the digital Rembrandts of my generation. 190 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:46,085 So that makes your brother the competition. 191 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:48,796 Randy, tell her how we feel about that. 192 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:50,881 (piano playing) 193 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,595 ♪ You've got an enemy ♪ 194 00:09:56,512 --> 00:10:00,266 ♪ You've got an enemy ♪ 195 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:05,229 ♪ You better have nine lives because we have eight knives ♪ 196 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:08,274 ♪ Yes, you've got an enemy ♪ 197 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,320 ♪ You've got an enemy ♪ 198 00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:15,615 (scatting) 199 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:17,783 ♪ Hate your guts ♪ 200 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:21,120 (scatting) 201 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,582 Hi. Yeah, it's me. 202 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:26,208 Ricky Gervais. 203 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,878 Tanqueray gin and tonic, please. 204 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:31,756 I'm paid to drink that in my movies. 205 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,215 The amount isn't important. 206 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,176 A lot to you-- let's be honest. 207 00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:36,844 Not so much to me. 208 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,181 Aw. Okay, you missed it. 209 00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:41,682 But I just put a tip in there. 210 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,601 A big one. Double digits, ten. 211 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:47,188 The lowest of the double digits, but nevertheless, $10. 212 00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:49,065 So a lot of money to you. 213 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,483 Less to me. 214 00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:52,735 But $10 nonetheless. Look at it. 215 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,570 The ten? That was there before. 216 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,988 It was not! 217 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,157 Who else in here is going to tip $10?! 218 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,618 Keith Urban? Helen Mirren? I don't think so. 219 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:02,703 They don't have the common touch, do they? Like me. 220 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,080 You've seen that. We've bonded. 221 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,539 You're thinking, "Wow, he's rich. 222 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,626 He's famous. He's got great abs." 223 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,336 Personal trainer. You couldn't afford that. 224 00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:11,671 I used to be fat. I used to eat junk food. 225 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:12,922 You probably still do. 226 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,340 But you're going, "Wow, look at him. 227 00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:15,633 How much did that suit cost him?" 228 00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:17,093 Nothing. I got it for free. 229 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:19,178 That's what happens when you're a celebrity. 230 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:20,763 Helen. Helen. 231 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,682 She can't hear me. Helen! Mirren! 232 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,517 Who does she think she is? 233 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,227 Fur coat, no knickers. 234 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:28,562 Anyway, mate, your ice is dripping. 235 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,441 ANNOUNCER: And now, to present the Golden Globe 236 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,569 for best animated short, Russell Brand. 237 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,279 It's great to be here with all the old friends 238 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,864 I haven't seen since rehab. 239 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,450 No, no, I'm just kidding. None of you are my friends. 240 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,496 And now, the nominees for best animated short. 241 00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:47,248 The Brothers of Beauville. 242 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,835 (inhaling) 243 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:53,003 (sneezes) 244 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,923 (inhales) 245 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:58,008 (sneezes) 246 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,262 (inhales) 247 00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:03,556 (wheezes) 248 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,434 (sneezes) 249 00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:13,023 (laughing) 250 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:19,864 Saakashvili Spring. 251 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:42,845 (sneezes) 252 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,566 (sobbing) 253 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,575 Condiments by Mixar. 254 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:06,994 (cheering, applause) 255 00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,248 And Angry Dad. 256 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,249 (Homer whoops alone) 257 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,710 And the Globe goes to... 258 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,253 Angry Dad! 259 00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:21,634 -(gasps) -(laughing) 260 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,639 I have many people to thank. 261 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,975 Angry Dad's voice is part Walter Matthau-- 262 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,352 (mimics Matthau) Hey, Felix-- 263 00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,437 part Little Richard-- Whoo! 264 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:36,065 and a little bit of Snoopy when he cries-- 265 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,442 (crying like Snoopy) 266 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:39,944 (laughter) 267 00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,320 This is insane! 268 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:42,696 He didn't show up for work, 269 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,657 he badmouthed the movie on Jimmy Fallon, 270 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,784 and now he's hogging all the credit! 271 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,202 Don't worry, sweetie. 272 00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:51,038 This is just the first of way too many award shows. 273 00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:53,874 You'll get your chance to say ridiculous things. 274 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,918 I'd like to thank Mr. Speedy Pants Repair 275 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,754 for sewing up my pants just before the ceremony... 276 00:13:58,838 --> 00:13:59,964 -(orchestra playing) -...and the woman who has 277 00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:03,509 inspired me every day for the past 25 years, 278 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:05,636 the cute one from The Bangles! 279 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,513 See you at the cool party! 280 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:11,350 (grand, noble orchestral music playing) 281 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,413 (phone rings) 282 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:35,541 (garbled) Hello. I'm wearing my retainer. 283 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,501 Angry Dad got an Oscar nomination?! 284 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:40,838 ♪ I'm going to the Oscars not as a seat-filler ♪ 285 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:44,216 ♪ I'll get a gift basket, but I won't declare it ♪ 286 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,927 Hey, don't you know it's awards season? 287 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,722 Who's calling you at 5:00 in the morning, anyway? 288 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:51,724 Ah, nobody. Wrong number. 289 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:54,393 If I find out it's a right number, you're in big trouble! 290 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,146 (chuckles) 291 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,194 It's Bart Simpson, 292 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,071 writer-director of Angry Dad! 293 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,824 -And you are with? -My lame-o sister Lisa. 294 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,951 And, Lisa, who are you wearing? 295 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,953 I believe it's from Lamps Plus. 296 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,372 And where's the Angry Dad himself? 297 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:16,999 Where's Homer Simpson? 298 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,001 Homer? I don't know. 299 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,629 L.A.'s a world-class city with a lot to offer. 300 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,464 He's probably enjoying the sights. 301 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,219 (creaking) 302 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,889 Uh-oh. 303 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:34,767 Yo-yo-yo! Why you messing 304 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:37,186 with Simon Rodeo's folk-art masterpiece?! 305 00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,896 Check it out! That's Angry Dad! 306 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,981 Hey, why ain't you at the Oscars, A.D.? 307 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,816 Oscars? What are you talking about? 308 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,986 My son gave me this list of awesome things to do in L.A. 309 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,738 "Chatsworth"? 310 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,658 That's where the 118 meets Topanga Canyon, fool! 311 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,702 Someone must not want you at that kudo-cast, yo. 312 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,830 Damn, Home Simp, you been Oscar-blocked! 313 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,624 What you think about that, Nasty J? 314 00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,376 That's cold. 315 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:05,714 Hmm, who could possibly want to stop me from accepting an award? 316 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,508 My category comes up pretty soon. 317 00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,426 I home free as long as this Oscar show 318 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,136 is tight and fast-paced. 319 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,472 Sound mixers may not be glamorous, 320 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,808 but they make us sound so good. 321 00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:18,227 Without them, we'd be up a creek 322 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,396 without a decibel. 323 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,147 (both chuckle) 324 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:25,859 -(music playing) -♪ California... ♪ 325 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,569 No worries, A.D., we got time. 326 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:28,946 We'll get you over to your venue 327 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,572 and pick up some dim sum on the way. 328 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,075 According to this live blog, Ben Stiller and Jack Black 329 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,952 are doing a bit that will not end. 330 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:43,127 Turn it off, turn it off! For God's sake, turn it off! 331 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,628 ANNOUNCER: And now, please welcome 332 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:48,048 Academy Award-winner Halle Berry. 333 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,177 When most people think of animated movies, 334 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,388 they think of 40 minutes or more, 335 00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:57,099 but there is another type of animated film-- 336 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,727 40 minutes or less. 337 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,312 Conductor, get ready to play my song. 338 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:05,357 And the winner is... not going to be announced 339 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,526 until we watch a lengthy clip from each short. 340 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:09,737 Condiments by Mixar. 341 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:16,410 The Tabasco brothers got Frenchie! 342 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:19,329 We're gonna have to leave the kitchen. 343 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,040 (all gasping) 344 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,167 I don't want to go! I don't want to go! 345 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,295 Wake me for the syrupy ending. 346 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:29,173 Timmy's coming! Assume your positions! 347 00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,051 (humming happily) 348 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,765 My God, I'm empty! 349 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,309 Don't let 'em put pencils in me! (groans) 350 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,811 (glass shatters) 351 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,605 (tires screech) 352 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,733 Thanks, Rollin' 80s. 353 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:50,277 Hey, you two are honorary members for life. 354 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,905 That means any other gang sees you, they'll kill you. 355 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,573 I was born a Rollin' 80 356 00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:56,825 and I'll die a Rollin' 80! 357 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,661 Willis and Crumble in Better Gnomes and Gardens. 358 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,372 Not to worry, Miss Penny Farthing, 359 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,625 Crumble will soon have your garden gnomes 360 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,835 back in tip-top condition. 361 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,754 (engine chugging) 362 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,218 (whirring) 363 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,520 (laughs) He's good as new! 364 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,855 You must come in for a spot of tea 365 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,233 and a homemade Marmite sandwich. 366 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,276 Homemade Marmite?! 367 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,738 And made by a woman with such gentle hands. 368 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,907 (titters) 369 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,301 (whirring) 370 00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,013 (squirts) 371 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:06,937 Crumble! Crumble! 372 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,606 Where has that silly dog got to? 373 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:10,858 (screams) 374 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,276 Oh, my! 375 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,195 Good luck, Mr. Park. 376 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,239 There'd be no shame in losing to you. 377 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:20,159 Oh, that's very sweet of you. Thank you for saying so. 378 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,494 -(gasps) -(chuckles) No worries. 379 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:25,831 I'll just stick 'em back on. I'm more clay than man now. 380 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:28,083 And finally, Angry Dad. 381 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,503 -(slurping) -(angry grunt) 382 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,338 No free refills! 383 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,966 (growling) 384 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,430 (roaring) 385 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,518 (slurping) 386 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,313 Ah! Damn, that's good! 387 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:52,858 And for best animated short, the Oscar goes to... 388 00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:54,902 Wait, one last moment about me. 389 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,654 Every night, I dream that my teeth fly out of my mouth. 390 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,573 Angry Dad. 391 00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:00,741 Yes! 392 00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,993 (orchestra plays lively tune) 393 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,041 This is it! 394 00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:12,586 I finally get to accept an award for my movie. 395 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,965 Except it's not just my movie. 396 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,593 It was my sister's idea to make this into a short. 397 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:20,928 And so many animators. 398 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,846 Every day was somebody's birthday. 399 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,807 And you know what? It was my dad's movie, too. 400 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:29,228 I only wish he were here, and not at Cerritos Auto Square. 401 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,563 You got your wish, boy. I'm proud of you. 402 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,607 I'm sorry I took all the credit. 403 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,275 This whole thing is silly. 404 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,986 I mean, isn't the idea of one person taking credit 405 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,156 for an entire movie the stupidest thing you ever heard? 406 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,158 You make a lot of good points, Bart, a lot of good points. 407 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,326 You're a very thoughtful kid. 408 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,286 You remind me of Deborah Kerr in Black Narcissus. 409 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,206 Anyway, granted, despite what André Bazin might say, 410 00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:51,041 films are a collaborative art form. 411 00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,418 But, hey, you can't give an Oscar to everyone. 412 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,844 We can still order a replacement from the Academy, right? 413 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:06,014 Hey, they're, like, five bucks on eBay. 414 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,892 Oh, hi. Ricky Gervais. 415 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,895 Um, such an honor to meet you, Sir Ridley. 416 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,563 I love your movies. 417 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,399 Or as I call them, "films." 418 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,693 Um, glad I bumped into you, actually, 419 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:21,571 because I'm looking to expand beyond comedy. 420 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:24,074 (sobbing) 421 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:32,833 I know what you're thinking, Sir Ridley. 422 00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:35,752 You're thinking, "Oh, my word! 423 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:39,298 "He's been making me laugh all these years, 424 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:42,467 "but now he's moving me as well! 425 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,928 I'm gonna have to put him in my new film!" 426 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,972 (sobbing) 427 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,643 -What do you think? -I'm a seat-filler. 428 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,103 GERVAIS: Well, why couldn't you have said that a minute ago? 429 00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:54,646 Don't take any of my ideas. 430 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:59,985 {\an8}Subtitled by A. 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