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-CHOIR: ♪ The Simpsons ♪
-(screaming)
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D'oh!
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(tires screeching)
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(grunts)
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Mmm.
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{\an8}(humming)
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{\an8}(bubbling)
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{\an8}Hummingbirds, hum and get it!
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{\an8}(chuckles)
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{\an8}(chirps)
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{\an8}-(yowls)
-(chirps)
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{\an8}Homie, the faucet is dripping.
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{\an8}I'll get right on it.
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{\an8}Homer, when are you going
to fix this faucet?
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{\an8}I'm on it!
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{\an8}Are you going to fix the faucet or not?
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{\an8}For the third time this year, yes!
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{\an8}Hmpf!
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{\an8}"I'll get to it, Marge. I'll get to it..."
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{\an8}When we first got married,
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{\an8}he'd only take six months to do things.
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{\an8}Mom, how come you didn't do
my homework last night?
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{\an8}(all gasp)
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{\an8}(all scream)
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{\an8}Oh, no!
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{\an8}Lisa's face, it's the same! (chuckles)
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{\an8}Everyone, relax.
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{\an8}I think I've got an emergency
sinkhole kit in here somewhere.
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{\an8}(grunts)
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{\an8}(grunts) Ooh!
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{\an8}(air hisses)
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{\an8}Oh, man, I got to climb stairs? Forget it.
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{\an8}No one stays in the sinkhole!
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{\an8}Lousy surface dwellers.
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{\an8}So, what seems to be the problem?
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{\an8}Springfielders are getting
that sinking feeling...
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{\an8}(chuckles)
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{\an8}...as the dangerous sinkhole
continues to expand.
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{\an8}While this sinkhole is larger
than the Sarlacc pit
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{\an8}which swallowed Boba Fett,
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{\an8}it is smaller than the Geonosis
battle arena
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{\an8}where Jango Fett was beheaded
by Mace Windu.
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{\an8}Weren't those two places
about the same size?
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{\an8}I didn't know this was an ambush!
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{\an8}Eh, you know, in this town,
you learn to adjust to things:
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{\an8}runaway monorails,
NASCAR star Jeff Gordon.
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{\an8}-Hey, Moe.
-Hey.
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{\an8}Bet we never see him again.
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{\an8}I'm gonna call it a day, Moe.
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{\an8}(humming)
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{\an8}(gasping)
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{\an8}Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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{\an8}That plank's only for coming in!
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{\an8}(gasping, screams)
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{\an8}-Try to land on the other traitors.
-(men grunt)
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{\an8}People of Springfield,
please be cool like Lou.
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{\an8}Yo.
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{\an8}We will eliminate one eyesore
with another
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{\an8}by bulldozing our tire fire
right into the sinkhole.
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{\an8}But my car's down there!
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{\an8}For the first time,
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{\an8}my administration has solved a problem.
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{\an8}The hole has been filled
by the thing it fears most: stuff!
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{\an8}(gasps)
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{\an8}(crowd cheering,
camera shutters clicking)
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{\an8}(groans)
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{\an8}-(bell rings)
-(kids laughing)
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{\an8}So, just when my dad finishes
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{\an8}his online degree in Sinkhole Engineering,
they go and fill it in!
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{\an8}-Are the credits transferable?
-No.
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{\an8}That guy has a bone to pick
with the Board of Regents.
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{\an8}Hey, Lisa's not getting on the bus.
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{\an8}Where's she going?
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{\an8}I don't know. Dork farm? Who cares?
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{\an8}She never doesn't do
what she's supposed to!
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{\an8}This is major!
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{\an8}Fine. We'll follow her.
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{\an8}Well, if they're not taking
the bus, neither am I.
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{\an8}I'm going to a accident!
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{\an8}Lisa's taking a cab?
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{\an8}I'm worried.
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{\an8}Does she even know how much to tip?
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{\an8}(tires squeal)
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{\an8}What's it say?
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{\an8}"The five boxing wizards
jump quickly." Whoa.
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{\an8}My sister's finally become...
mildly interesting.
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{\an8}Sounds like a case
for the "Detecti-pals."
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{\an8}-Taxi!
-(horn blares)
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{\an8}Ah, they never stop for blue-heads.
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Hello, ma'am.
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Are you and your husband here
to look for a new car?
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No, I'm here to buy one myself.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, I think the Tissan
Sensibla is the car for you.
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It's got all the features
that a modern woman wants,
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including all manner of makeup mirrors.
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This car looks a little small.
Is the engine powerful?
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Wow, somebody knows her cars.
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This baby
comes with an RX-12 2-cylinder.
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Well, that's odd, because
the consumer website says
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the RX-12 2-cylinder has
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a dealer's invoice of $14,700.
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(chuckles) You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna talk to my manager.
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This says you are the manager.
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Those websites are taking food
out of my children's mouths.
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It says on your Facebook page
you have no kids.
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I have two Yorkies and I'll be talking
about you to them tonight!
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I got to hand it to you, Marge.
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You got the exact amount
of car for our family.
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Room for two adults, three kids
and zero grandpas.
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Mm-hmm.
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Uh-oh! Do you hear that rattle?
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-I don't hear anything.
-Me, neither.
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(sniffs) And what's that smell?
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I think it's "new car smell."
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-Well, I don't like it.
-(tires screech)
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(humming)
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(humming continues)
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(kids cough and groan)
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I still smell it!
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(starter chugging)
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Darn car won't start.
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Let Automobile Von Bismarck give it a try.
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-(engine starts)
-Well...
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Hmm. Well, it wouldn't start for me.
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I think this car's a lemon!
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(groans)
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Worst car ever! I can't believe it!
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Hmm...
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(groans)
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MARGE: The wipers wipe backwards,
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and the defroster lines on the back
window are too close together!
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Excuse me!
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Sir, the car is fine.
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-Can I be straight with you?
-Mm-hmm.
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As a mechanic, I'm not totally qualified
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to judge mental health...
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So, you're not totally unqualified.
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I think the problem
is in your wife's head.
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There's a psychological reason
why she hates this car.
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Oh, a reason? What could it be?
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I'm sorry, but there's
no diagnostic computer
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for the female mind.
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Wow, an auto mechanic
who tells the truth.
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Mmm!
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If you want me to examine
your wife overnight,
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I can arrange a loaner.
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She's an '83 Yugo.
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(Yugoslavian accent)
I don't do laundry or kiss boo-boos!
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Uh, no, thanks.
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-Marge.
-Mm-hmm?
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Do you think maybe there's another
reason you don't like this car?
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Um, a...
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"feelings" reason?
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What are you talking about?
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Well, maybe you and the car
got off on the wrong foot.
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When do you think things
first went wrong?
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All right! I remember we all got in.
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And by the way, that backseat
is pretty tight for the kids.
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I mean, I don't know what we'd
do if we had another baby.
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(gasps)
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With this car, we're basically
saying no more babies.
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No, no, Marge.
I want you to explore your feelings.
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Homer, the reason I hate this car is...
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I think I want another baby.
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An "on purpose" baby?!
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I do!
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Oh, I really wish I had fixed that faucet.
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Homie, I want another baby.
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What about, you know, "Stinky"?
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Maggie's not a baby!
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Her soft spot's been skulled over
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for the last three months!
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Being a mom is who I am,
and I'm not done being who I am.
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Okay, Homer, don't speak.
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If you must make a sound, whistle.
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When your wife looks at you full of hope,
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with an idea that would
destroy life as we know it...
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just smile, nod and stall, stall, stall
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until she changes her mind.
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Whatever you want, sweetie.
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Well, take a shower,
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'cause we're gonna try it tonight!
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All right! "Try it" means sex.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Homer, why do you take
a three-second pause
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before you answer what I say?
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Just appreciating...
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how lucky...
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I am to be...
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with...
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you.
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What a wonderful thought.
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(Homer, Marge laughing)
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Boxing wizards. Boxing wizards.
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What's she up to?
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Let's settle this like adults.
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Wands down!
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Maybe I should go on antipsychotic meds.
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Bart! What are you doing in my room?!
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Lowering your blinds.
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I'd hate for your carpet to fade.
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What are you doing Tuesdays
and Thursdays after school?
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What do you do Tuesdays
and Thursdays after school?
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Write stupid stuff on the chalkboard.
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And if you have any ideas,
I'm really running out.
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Today's was "mousetraps are
not slippers" or something.
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Now, what are you up to?
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A gentleman doesn't ask,
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and a lady doesn't tell.
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Can I use that on the chalkboard?
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I guess.
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Gentleman doesn't ask, lady doesn't tell.
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Now all I need is one for
Martin Luther King Day.
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My husband and I have been...
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snuggling six ways from Sunday...
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And let me tell you,
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a towel rack
will not support your weight.
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But we aren't making a baby.
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I thought we should check
to make sure Homer has...
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you know,
working stuntmen in his cannon.
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You were wise to check, Marge.
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What do you mean?
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(chuckles)
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Take a look at this.
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HOMER: Ooh...
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X's for eyes.
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I guess... that's that, then.
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Honey, I am so sorry.
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I guess we'll just have to learn to love
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the three children we have.
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Oh...
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Lisa's going somewhere
after school two days a week,
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and all we have are boxing wizards.
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If we're gonna find out
what Lisa's up to,
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I'll need the help
of all her old boyfriends.
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Guess we've all carried
the same books, huh, guys?
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(scoffing) She carried mine.
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This just became a treehouse of horrors.
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-Whoa!
-(thuds)
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MILHOUSE: It's okay!
I landed on a mattress!
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♪♪
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Whatever it is, she's in over her head.
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Way over.
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We got to save that poor girl.
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Uh... anyone know how we get home?
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We got bigger problems.
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It's Father Mike!
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♪ Tura lura lural... ♪
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(gasping)
251
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I can't believe we're never going
to have another child.
252
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Is everything okay over here?
253
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Sorry, guys. Private family moment.
254
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No, it's okay.
255
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We can share this with you.
256
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,776
Homer can't make a baby
257
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because he nuked his swimmers.
258
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-Aw, that's a shame.
-Yeah.
259
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That's why I wrap my plums
in tinfoil every day.
260
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Eh, nothing we can do.
261
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,997
Hey, Homer, what if you got
back one of those samples
262
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you sold years ago at
the Shelbyville Sperm Bank?
263
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You never told me about that.
264
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It's true.
265
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That's how I got the money
to buy you your necklace.
266
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Aw...
267
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Ew.
268
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,719
Homie! We still have a chance!
269
00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:44,597
Okay, Homer.
This is the moment of truth.
270
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,933
You've got to tell Marge you
really don't want another kid.
271
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I, uh...
272
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hope it's twins!
273
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Eh, how bad could it be?
274
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(shrieks)
275
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:03,115
Now, I'm thinking Alex if it's a girl
276
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and Xander if it's a boy.
277
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,036
Uh-oh. She picked names.
278
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Who puts this much thought
into having a baby?
279
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Stall, stall, stall!
280
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,417
Hey, uh... Hmm...
281
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Why don't we take the longer
but nicer historic route?
282
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Then today will be nothing
but beautiful memories.
283
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Okay.
284
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HOMER: Watch it!
285
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♪♪
286
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Ooh, a Christmas ornament museum!
Can we stop?
287
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Okay, but just for a minute.
288
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We want to hit
the candle store, Fudgerama,
289
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the Zipper Hall of Fame, Snow Globe World
290
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and the Taj Meatball.
291
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,122
I think that Shiva
used to be Paul Bunyan.
292
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,709
What's Detention doing here?
293
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,336
I need to know what's up with Lisa.
294
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If her grades drop, we're not
technically a school;
295
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we're a tornado shelter
with voting booths.
296
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Nothing exceptional here. Except...
297
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blue reinforcements.
298
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,973
Only one person
I've ever known uses these:
299
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my predecessor,
Principal Meredith Milgram.
300
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-(gasps)
-Follow me, but be warned:
301
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there's no permission slip
for what we're doing.
302
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WOMAN:
A quick movement of the enemy
303
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will jeopardize six gunboats.
304
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:27,533
That's about three more
jeopardized gunboats than I'd expect.
305
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:29,535
Thank God we brought the bus driver.
306
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:30,661
Huh?
307
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,832
Seymour, what are you doing here?
308
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,208
Taking four children across town
309
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to investigate a piece of paper
we found on the ground.
310
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Don't you have better things to do?
311
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Sadly, no.
312
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Same old Seymour.
313
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I know why they're here.
314
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Because they can't let me have a secret.
315
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It drives them crazy.
316
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Cursive writing. I'm learning cursive.
317
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,436
All these sentences have every
letter of the alphabet in them.
318
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:58,188
Ooh, don't they teach those
fancy squiggles at school?
319
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Uh, we do not.
320
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Outmoded, no room in the budget,
321
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,278
and all the teachers forgot
how to make a capital "Q."
322
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Two loops and a flourish.
323
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Luckily, a few brave students
still want to learn.
324
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I hope you're happy.
325
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You all just wasted your time
326
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working your way
into an afterschool class.
327
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-(horrified cries)
-What fun!
328
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(bell jangles)
329
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:24,048
I can't believe we spent
the whole day here.
330
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(chuckles) And I got to try every flavor
of candy cane: white and red.
331
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,555
Well, maybe we should check into a motel.
332
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(kissing noises)
333
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MARGE:
Ooh, Homie, you've lost weight.
334
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-HOMER: What's that, baby?
-Wha...?
335
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I'll take it from here, wingman.
336
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,860
(chuckling)
337
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:52,993
Oh, it sure was nice to have
a day together as a couple.
338
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,871
Yeah, no kids to ruin it.
339
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:59,249
I thought the whole point of this trip
was to have another baby.
340
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Marge,
I was just being a good husband
341
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by pretending to agree with you
342
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while secretly undermining your agenda.
343
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:09,009
So, you don't want another baby?
344
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How long have you felt this way?
345
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,638
Uh, well, looking back,
346
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I guess it started
sometime before Bart was born.
347
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:18,852
(whimpers)
348
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,024
Room for one, please.
349
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,444
(squeaking noise)
350
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,541
Honey, I'm sorry.
351
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:43,711
It's just that we have a hard enough time
handling three kids.
352
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:46,255
Emotionally, financially, the boy...
353
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,840
I just didn't know how to tell you.
354
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:50,467
Just yell across the house
like you do everything else.
355
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,428
Okay, good, we're talking.
356
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:53,804
-We're not talking!
-(phone rings)
357
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,055
Your phone just dialed me.
358
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,974
You were pocket-dialed!
359
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,517
Hey, the pocket wants what it wants.
360
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,560
Oh...
361
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,065
They just leave the maple
syrup on the table, huh?
362
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,984
How about that? That's trust, huh?
363
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,152
Shush!
364
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,654
MAN:
Now, kids, help your brother Xander.
365
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:13,323
There he is.
366
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:16,744
The fat, pathetic slob
I'd be with four kids.
367
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,999
Where's Daddy? Where'd Daddy go?
368
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,501
-Here he is!
-(laughing)
369
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,170
Oh, right.
370
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,172
That dad was there all along.
371
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Whew! That was so sweet.
372
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:33,343
Maybe there's no such thing
as too many kids.
373
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MARGE:
I know what Homer's thinking.
374
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He's thinking that he
really wants a baby now.
375
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,809
So this should be the time, ironically,
376
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,687
that I'll change my mind
and not want one.
377
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,023
Well, no way!
I want one more than ever!
378
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:47,566
(grunts)
379
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,360
Uh-oh. I...
380
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:53,238
I don't think I rewound
the video the last time I was here.
381
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,616
Um, I'd like to get back a donation
382
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made 15 years ago
by a Simpson, Homer.
383
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:02,706
Or it may be under
the name Thad Supersperm.
384
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,585
Homer... Homer, this is the point
385
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:08,879
where I really have to know
what you want.
386
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:10,672
I'll tell you what I want, Marge.
387
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,382
I want to make another Simpson.
388
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,093
The table with four legs
389
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,386
is sturdier than the table with three.
390
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:19,932
Cubes are made of cheese,
but pyramids are schemes.
391
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,683
And anything that's half you
392
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,686
is guaranteed 50% perfect.
393
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,105
Oh...
394
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,899
Nice speech, but the last of your sample
395
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:30,776
was just selected by another couple.
396
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,402
Are you sure there isn't more?
397
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,947
I mean, there's always
a little ketchup left in the bottle.
398
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,490
I'm afraid not.
399
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:38,700
But the couple is waiting
in the room there.
400
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,702
Maybe you can talk them
into something else.
401
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,873
-(Homer clears throat)
-(screams)
402
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,042
I'd like to buy back my sample.
403
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,836
Are you saying...
404
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,712
our sample came from you?
405
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,131
Here, it's yours. We don't need it.
406
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,882
Well, I expected a little argument.
407
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,884
No, no, no, look in the mirror--
that's your argument.
408
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:59,638
Geez. I mean, I'm no Luis Guzman,
but I'm all right.
409
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,146
(gasps) Homer?
410
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,565
How many samples did you sell?
411
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:10,983
Uh...
412
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,818
remember that Corvette I had?
413
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:15,195
I thought they only paid $50 a trip.
414
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,446
Exactly.
415
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,698
Well, we're all set.
416
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:20,367
Let's make a Thad Supersperm Jr.
417
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,661
With a name like that,
he could be president.
418
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,371
Homie, maybe we should wait.
419
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:25,581
Wha...?
420
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,250
Maybe there's enough Homer
in the world for now.
421
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,295
Yeah. But I was really looking
forward to...
422
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:35,174
Oh... oh, boy. Uh...
423
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,717
You're right, Marge.
424
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:40,053
I don't want to bring more kids
into a world full of my kids.
425
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,513
Yah!
426
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,810
Two adults, please.
427
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,188
Enjoy the film, you two.
428
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,609
(laughing)
429
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:57,279
Another thing that would
be harder with four kids.
430
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,323
You know, I always send
the theater manager
431
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,908
a check the next day.
432
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,618
D'oh!
433
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,661
♪♪
434
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,836
(laughing)
435
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,423
ALL: D'oh!
436
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:09,935
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