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*

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(grunts)

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(tires screech)

4
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D'oh!

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(grunts)

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*

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-No electricity.
-D'oh!

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(thunder rumbling)

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Hardest test in the world?
Who'd want to do that?

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(laughs excitedly)

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(sighs)

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Oh, hey, Bart. What you doing?

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They say this one single test

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can tell if you're
a genius or not.

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Huh. Looks pretty simple to me.

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It says only one
out of every 400 people

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has the "spatial reasoning"
to solve this maze.

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Elon Musk and "Anjela" Merkel
both got perfect scores.

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Angela. Angela.

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Oh, if you're so smart,
let's see you solve the maze.

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Let me at it!

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(relaxing classical music
playing)

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Okay, got through the first one.

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Next one's a little harder.
Just gonna focus.

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-(zombie roars)
-(Lisa screams)

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(Lisa grumbling)

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(laughs)
You passed the test, genius.

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Epic sister fail!

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You better not post that!

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And... post. (laughs)

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(groans) You scared me and
denied me a genius test! Ooh!

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Well, when you got
an opportunity to prank,

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you gotta take it.

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Gotta take it.

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-(phone chiming)
-And the likes are pouring in.

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Whoa! Sideshow Mel retweeted it
to all his boneheads.

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(pounding on door)

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KRUSTY:
Are you almost done?

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You have your office.
This is mine!

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(phone chiming)

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(laughs)

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I don't know how,
I don't know when,

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but I super know why I'll get
revenge on you, Bart Simpson.

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Will you be wearing my
underpants when that happens?

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-Ew! (screaming)
-And post.

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Post. Post. Post.

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Unpost! Unpost!

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-And post.
-(groans)

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(organ playing "Charge" over TV)

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(Marge humming)

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HOMER/MARGE/BART/LISA:
The Internet is down!

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I don't know the score.

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I don't even remember
who's playing.

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(stammers)

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Okay, no Internet.

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We can do what we did
in the olden days,

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when I was a child.
(chuckles)

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You better not be suggesting
a board game.

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I'm not playing anything
with you ever again.

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Okay, fine. No board games.

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HOMER:
Dumb. Useless.

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Piece missing.

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So flammable.

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Okay, look, the TV still works,

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and I know we've seen
all our DVDs a hundred times,

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so this could be
the perfect time to break out...

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Daddy's VHS collection.

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Classic moments from a time
when people used to

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tape the shows they loved,
then never watch the tape again.

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Family Matters?

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It certainly does.

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The Tracey Ullman Show?

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(imitates Walter Matthau):
Well, I've had my fill.

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Saved by the Bell?

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The hit show
that launched no one's career.

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Now for the simple task
of hooking up the VCR.

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Okay, I need to connect
magenta to magenta,

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set the tracking.

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Marge, did I record these
in long play or extended play?

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-What's the difference?
-Long is shorter.

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Gross!
The remote has a cord on it.

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My first remote.

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Coincidentally,
the same time I got fat.

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(VCR whirring)

85
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(gasps)
What is that noise?

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It's rewinding.

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Listen to it speed up
as it gets closer.

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(whirring speeds up,
clicks, stops)

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ALL:
Ooh!

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Well, that was fun.
Good night.

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No, now we play it.

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(alpenhorn blows)

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* Ri-cola! *

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I used to love that commercial.

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Remember when I went as the horn
for Halloween?

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* Ri-cola! *

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(imitates alpenhorn)

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(Homer and Marge laugh)

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(thunder rumbling)

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* Let's get physical, physical *

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* I want to get physical... *

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(Bart and Lisa grunting)

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No worries.

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We just have to find
a VCR repair store.

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I'll look online, which I can't
because there's no Internet!

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Damn it!
Lisa, solve this.

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I've solved
enough puzzles today.

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(blows raspberries)

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-(humming)
-(organ music playing)

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Well, Flanders' network
is working.

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Maybe we could ask him
for the password.

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You can't just ask someone
for their password. That's rude.

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Come on, boy,
let's go borrow his router.

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How come all our father-son
activities involve

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getting a TV back on?

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What about the time I watched
you get out of that thing?

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-You mean when I was born?
-That was fun.

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(thunder rumbling)

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If I die before I wake,

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I pray the Lord
my soul to take. Amen.

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That's right, boys.

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Think about your possible deaths
as you go to sleep.

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Now let's look at my plans.

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(muffled talking)

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(creaking)

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Who's this ladder
made for, babies?

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D'oh!

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-You'll have to climb it, boy.
-I'm a little scared.

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Scared? What do we give you
those meds for?

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So you can do less parenting?

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(chuckles)
Babysitter in a bottle.

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Now climb the ladder.

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(heavenly choir sings)

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So beautiful.

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Almost there. You just need
to go up the last rung.

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That's not a rung, it's the top.

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-The top is a rung.
-No, it's not!

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-Let me check on Google.
-We don't have Internet!

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Maybe if I keep refreshing,
it'll come back.

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Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

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Refresh. Refresh.
Refresh.

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Oh, this is pointless.

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Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

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Ooh! No.

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Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

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(whimpering)

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MARGE (in distance):
You guys need jackets!

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No, we're fine! D'oh!

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MARGE:
The Internet's back on!

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(bell ringing,
circus music playing)

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Hmm.

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Doctor, is he gonna
be all right?

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Millions of volts
coursed through his body.

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But it was the amps
that really messed with him.

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00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:05,493
But he should be fine.
According to his chart,

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Bart's had more comas
than he's had hot breakfasts.

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00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:10,330
Well, I can't cook
every morning.

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Until he recovers,
just talk to him.

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Lightning victims
are highly suggestible.

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Your kind words could turn
his coma into a trip to Hawaii,

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or a golf excursion
to St. Andrews,

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which is where I'm heading now.
(laughs)

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(Marge grumbles)

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(Lisa whimpers)

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Well, when you got
an opportunity to prank,

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you gotta take it.

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Gotta take it.

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But you're in a coma.

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(clucking like a chicken)

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Fine, I'll get revenge.

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(quietly): You're gonna see
dragons with pools of blood.

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Oh, right, you like that.

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Okay, scratch the dragons.

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You're gonna see the one thing
everyone's afraid of: death.

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And dead people.
That's right, buddy.

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(classical music playing)

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SINGERS (Itchy & Scratchy
theme): * Right and left *

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00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,519
* And right and right and left *

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00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:07,855
* Left, left, left,
right, right, right *

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00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:11,692
* It's Bart's
unconscious brain! *

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Okay, Bart,
your nightmare begins.

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(imitates thunder)

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00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,470
(thunder rumbling)

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00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,039
(gasps):
Whoa! What happened?

185
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How long was I out?

186
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(door creaks)

187
00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:40,754
(gasps) Maude Flanders!
I thought you were dead!

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I am.

189
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(eerie howling)

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(screams)

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00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,163
Sweetie, we're gonna
get something to eat.

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-You want to come?
-I'd rather stay with Bart.

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00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:56,236
In fact, I'd like to stay
with him all night.

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-Such a sweet girl.
-So sweet.

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00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,208
(Bart groans)

196
00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:08,248
Aw, someone's not happy.

197
00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,351
You know, that sign
should be unnecessary.

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00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,922
-I'd better cheer him up.
-(phone chimes)

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00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,026
(shouts)
I'm going to add to your dream

200
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,394
the worst thing I can imagine!

201
00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:23,731
Let me see. Let me see.

202
00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:27,067
Wazzup...?!

203
00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,136
Milhouse.

204
00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:32,405
*

205
00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:34,808
What's going on, Bart?

206
00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:38,078
Are you into God now?
I always was.

207
00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,080
Look at those abs.

208
00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:43,316
The secret is
less loaves, more fishes.

209
00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,085
I don't believe in
some dopey religion.

210
00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,254
This is to keep out ghosts.

211
00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:51,158
Oh, this looks just like
my first apartment with Ned.

212
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,160
I'm never leaving!

213
00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,928
Milhouse, have you ever
been haunted?

214
00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:58,098
Once, my hamster died
and then came back.

215
00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:00,100
Actually, my parents
bought a new one

216
00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,735
and thought I wouldn't know.

217
00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:04,504
Then my dad's check bounced,
and they repo'd the hamster.

218
00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,840
You've got to talk to me, Bart.

219
00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:10,110
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone!

220
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:12,412
The power of Homer's socks
compels you!

221
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,314
(Maude screams)

222
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:17,450
Maybe you could use this,
my therapist.

223
00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,419
If you see him,
can you give him this?

224
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,521
Don't tell him
I forgot to bring it back.

225
00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,456
He'll say I kept it
to get attention.

226
00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:27,360
I don't need attention, Dr. Sam!

227
00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:29,863
I knew it was Milhouse.
I knew it!

228
00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:31,531
What's on your mind, son?

229
00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:34,467
I'm scared to say.
You'll toss me in the loony bin.

230
00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:37,470
(chuckles) Bart, these days,
there are no more loony bins.

231
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,539
All those people
are on the streets.

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00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:42,976
-So how can I help you?
-I've been talking to a ghost.

233
00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:45,445
I know, you think I'm
the nuttiest kid you've seen.

234
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,380
Oh, please, I can't tell you
what a relief it is

235
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,149
to not be talking to Milhouse.

236
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,218
Are you allowed
to say stuff like that?

237
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,552
No, but screw it.

238
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,221
(imitating Milhouse):
"My mom found

239
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,724
my dad's other cell phone,
boo-hoo."

240
00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,525
(both laugh)

241
00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,160
So you don't think I'm crazy?

242
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,495
No. Take a look
behind the couch.

243
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,766
(gasps)

244
00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,635
You're dead, too?

245
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,071
Yeah, I killed myself five
minutes before you got here.

246
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,173
Why would you kill yourself?

247
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:16,243
Oh, I want my patients to think
it's all their fault. (laughs)

248
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,578
Oh, if you'd been on time,
you might've saved my life,

249
00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:19,813
but, you know, whatever.

250
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:23,016
(groans)
Why is this happening to me?

251
00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,918
I don't know,
but you have a gift!

252
00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:27,254
You can see the dead, Bart.

253
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:28,922
Why am I waiting for a bus?

254
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:31,191
I can appear and disappear
whenever I want.

255
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,226
And it's late.

256
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,564
Eh, that's far enough.

257
00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:40,734
And, Bart, you can
help us ghosts move on to

258
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,602
what comes next.

259
00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,537
By telling your family
you love them?

260
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,706
Uh, which family?
I've led a complicated life.

261
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:49,709
No, to move on, I need you
to get revenge on Dr. Morton,

262
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,278
with whom I share the office.

263
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,746
What have you got against him?

264
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:55,916
He won't shut up
about his Tesla.

265
00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:01,621
Yes, yes, just as smart
as I always thought I...

266
00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:04,958
-(zombie roars)
-(screams)

267
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,460
Thank you, Bart.
Now I can move on.

268
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,797
Uh-oh.

269
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:13,300
Wow, helping him
felt really good.

270
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,303
-Help us, Bart.
-Help us.

271
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,605
Settle our beefs.

272
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,740
Beefs!

273
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:24,377
* Please help me get vengeance
against all jet engines *

274
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,314
* And then I will go to hell. *

275
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,950
Didn't anybody finish
their business before dying?

276
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,052
All I want to do
is return this hatchet.

277
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,553
(sighs) Fine.

278
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,588
Okay, I want you
to whack Johnny Tightlips,

279
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:38,725
ice Fat Tony and put a hit
on Joey Doublecross.

280
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,828
Who would've figured
he'd rat me out?

281
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,132
Ow!

282
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,704
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Next.

283
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,492
You can't keep ignoring me!

284
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,261
(Bart groaning)

285
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:18,265
Um, Doctor, shouldn't he have
woken up by now?

286
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,200
Yes, he should.

287
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:23,303
Unless someone's been
telling him bad things.

288
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,472
-What do you mean?
-Anything negative someone says

289
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,607
could do permanent damage
to his brain function.

290
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,442
It could even kill him.

291
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,344
But you said he'd be fine!

292
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,113
I said he'd be fine
if you told him

293
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,315
he was at
a dolphin encounter on Maui.

294
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:39,352
But those dolphins aren't fine!
They try to kill themselves!

295
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:42,389
I said he'd be fine,
not the dolphins.

296
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,024
Oh. Oh, no. Oh.

297
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,693
Bart! Bart. I'm sorry.

298
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:49,729
I'm so sorry.
I'll watch everything I say.

299
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:52,699
(groans) I had to walk
nine blocks to get this.

300
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,035
-I am dead.
-(Bart shouts)

301
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,070
-Dad, no!
-Nine blocks.

302
00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,239
I am dead.

303
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:02,142
Dead, dead.
Dead, dead, dead.

304
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,911
(Lisa gasps)

305
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,346
Ugh, finally, you get to me.

306
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,748
Yeah, yeah, what's your
unfinished business?

307
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:12,886
Revenge, against the man
who caused my death.

308
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:16,256
(singsongy):
Hey, T-shirt, T-shirt, T-shirt!

309
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,091
Fire!

310
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,593
Ooh, a bobby pin!

311
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,829
(screams)

312
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,764
-(body thuds)
-(gasps)

313
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:27,400
You mean the guy
who invented the T-shirt guns?

314
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,769
-No.
-The guys who built the stadium

315
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,505
-with a really low back wall?
-No.

316
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,374
You, for standing up?

317
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:37,610
No, your father,
your stupid, stupid father!

318
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:40,880
You know, some people grow
when they die. Not you.

319
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:43,116
See you, guys.

320
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:46,419
That was fun, getting every
answer in Jeopardy! wrong.

321
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:50,723
Hmm, all that saying good-bye
really made me thirsty.

322
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,792
Mmm. Hmm?

323
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,561
NELSON:
Maude Flanders says hello.

324
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,064
Hello. (grunting)

325
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,236
Let's move!

326
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:07,540
Oh, thank you, Bart.
I'm finally at peace.

327
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,942
You know, Ned remarried.

328
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:11,644
He what?!

329
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:14,414
(sighs) Well, that's it.
All the ghosts have been helped.

330
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,815
Except one.

331
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,951
Dad, you weren't
supposed to die.

332
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,287
It was-it was just
supposed to scare you.

333
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,388
Oh, don't worry.

334
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,590
Patricide is just
a part of life.

335
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:27,460
Ooh, your vocabulary
really goes up when you die.

336
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,999
Dad, I am so sorry I killed you.

337
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,967
It's cool.
I feel no pain.

338
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,402
(shouts)

339
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,604
Ooh, I was wrong.

340
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,606
It feels worse than in life.

341
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,641
Get away, you stupid cat!

342
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,910
-(grunts) D'oh!
-(cat yowls)

343
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,912
Oh, I can't believe you're dead.

344
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,847
But at least
I can still see you,

345
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,617
while I help you
with your unfinished business.

346
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,519
Well, I wanted
to lose some weight,

347
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,954
but I'm light as a feather now.

348
00:15:57,157 --> 00:16:01,094
All that's left is for me
to go into the light.

349
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,096
(heavenly choir singing)

350
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,831
You know how much
you hate walking.

351
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:05,999
Stay with me.

352
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,801
Stay with me, Bart.
Stay with me.

353
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,639
Oh, Homie.
It's not your fault.

354
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,641
You were doomed when
they started putting cheese

355
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,343
into pizza crust.

356
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:19,812
What's next, plugging
Swiss cheese with cookie dough?

357
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:22,182
Peanut butter and hot dogs?

358
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,617
Why isn't anyone
writing these things down?

359
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,354
(crying)

360
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:31,091
I can't watch this.
I'm gonna go check in on Moe's.

361
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:36,063
I don't know what's wrong.
I served them lager.

362
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,230
Uh-oh.

363
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:38,465
I should go, son.

364
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,400
I leave this world
without a care,

365
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,402
knowing I raised two great kids,

366
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:45,338
plus the one who murdered me.

367
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,707
(monitor beeps rapidly,
flatlines)

368
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,243
No, Bart,
you have to stay with me!

369
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:52,011
(heavenly choir singing)

370
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:54,347
No, Dad,
you have to stay with me!

371
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,183
No, my time has come.

372
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:59,552
Man was not meant to live
beyond the age of 39.

373
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:00,753
You have to stay.

374
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,755
If you leave,
Mom will marry someone else.

375
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,157
I want her to be happy.

376
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,093
And someone else
will raise your kids!

377
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,660
(laughs)
Sucker.

378
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,097
And someone else
will ride your mower.

379
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,099
That bastard!

380
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:15,135
Still, it's time
for me to move on.

381
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:21,541
Oh, my God.
It's so beautiful!

382
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:22,775
(Bart gasping)

383
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,015
(glass shatters)

384
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,983
(screaming)

385
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,287
(laughs):
Dad!

386
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:37,257
Why you little life-saving,

387
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,259
heaven can waiting...!

388
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:43,096
Bart, I'm so sorry
if I was ever mean to you,

389
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:47,434
because even though
you started it, you...

390
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,270
Sorry, sorry, I'm past that.

391
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,705
(crying)

392
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,441
I love you,

393
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:57,810
and I want you back,
Bart Simpson.

394
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,714
BART (weakly):
Lisa?

395
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,783
Ah! He's awake!

396
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,286
-Thank God.
-Lisa?

397
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:09,822
Have you been by my side
this whole time?

398
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,424
I have.

399
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,926
Were you putting
those bad dreams in my head?

400
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,262
Yes.

401
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,397
-Can you teach me how to do it?
-I guess.

402
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,299
And can you help me
put Dad in a coma?

403
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,633
No.

404
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,136
(chewing, moaning)

405
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,971
Oh, man, this is great.

406
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,440
But how do I know
this isn't a dream, too?

407
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,642
Because you're not
wearing the sweater.

408
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,911
Oh, yeah, of course.

409
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,846
Wait a minute.

410
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,249
How did he know
about the sweater?

411
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,651
(dramatic music playing)

412
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,325
Bart, did you see anything else
when you were under?

413
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,859
Just how we're all gonna die.

414
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,861
-Want me to tell you?
-Not really.

415
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,497
Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway.

416
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:51,931
* Ouch *

417
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:56,035
* I have lost myself again *

418
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:03,310
* Lost myself
and I am nowhere... *

419
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,379
I knew it was a sandwich.

420
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,315
* Yeah... *

421
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,350
(coughing)

422
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,384
(groans)

423
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:17,990
* Lost myself again *

424
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:22,562
* And I feel unsafe *

425
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,265
* Be my friend *

426
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,638
* Hold me *

427
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,507
* Wrap me up *

428
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,010
* Unfold me *

429
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,012
(laughs)

430
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:44,551
* I am small *

431
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,319
* I'm needy... *

432
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,087
Oh, my God!

433
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:52,492
Now I realize, this has
all been a waste of time.

434
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,495
* And breathe me *

435
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,063
* Be my friend *

436
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:04,337
* Hold me, wrap me up *

437
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,473
Now I'm the evil king.

438
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:11,244
* Unfold me *

439
00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:16,215
* I am small *

440
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,951
* I'm needy *

441
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:22,955
* Warm me up *

442
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:29,128
* And breathe *

443
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,163
* Me. *

444
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,532
Shh!

445
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,937
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