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♪ ♪ (Marge

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screams)

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(panting sharply)

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(groans)

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Come on. One more long one
and we can get this thing done.

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(laughs)

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(pained grunting)

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Congratulations! It's a boy.

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What?

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Another boy? Plus Bart?

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That's like introducing
Frankenstein to Dracula.

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Or Cheney to Bush.

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Or Ben Affleck to anybody.

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Hmm. Well, this is
unorthodox, but, uh,

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what would you think about
taking a cute baby girl instead?

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<i>(ominous music playing)</i>

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Her mother died in childbirth.

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The, uh, father is listed
as 10,000 lunatics,

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but, uh, none of them
has shown up yet.

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‐Sold.
‐I should warn you, however.

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We ran the standard
newborn screen on her,

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and, uh, she tested positive

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‐for evil.
‐(thunder crashes)

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(laughs)

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‐(grunting)
‐(machine beeping)

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Still better than a boy.

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Maggie darling,

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these stuffed animals
are your fuzzy new friends.

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And here's
baby's first music box.

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(music box chiming a lullaby)

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<i>(ominous music playing)</i>

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<i>(kind male voice):</i>
<i>The cow says...</i>

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<i>(demonic voice): your mother</i>
<i>dates jocks in hell.</i>

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(baby talk):
Aw, Nemo's just like you.

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His mommy died
at the beginning, too.

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Yes, she did.

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<i>(ominous music playing)</i>

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(shrieks) "Omen"!

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(shrieks) Palindrome!

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(shrieks) Callback!

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I'm beginning to wonder
if trading for this baby

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of unknown origin
was the right thing to do.

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Marge, I fed the baby!

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♪ ♪

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(sucks on pacifier)

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(sucks on pacifier)

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The baby is making us
kill ourselves.

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I thought this suicide
was just gonna be the two of us.

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We'll figure it out in hell!

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(moaning)

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Oh, I must stop
this spawn of Satan.

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But can I really find it
in my heart to kill a child?

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I like Morrissey.

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Reality bites.

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Looks like I'll be digging
three graves.

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<i>(ominous music playing)</i>

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Ned, stop!

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It must be killed.
It bears the mark of the beast.

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(both gasp)

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Sorry, not that one.

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What do we do? What do we do?

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(thunder crashes)

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Still better than a boy.

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(groaning)

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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(eerie synthesizer music
playing)

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(8‐bit video game music
and sound effects playing)

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They'll never improve
on this game.

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My mom won't let me
see the movie

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'cause she thinks
the scientists will scare me.

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(game over music plays)

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(8‐bit video game music playing)

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(all sigh happily)

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We'd better go.

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Parachute pants, activate.

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‐(grunts)
‐(wind whistles)

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NELSON:
Smell ya later.

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♪ <i>Riding all alone</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Riding</i>
<i>all alone</i> ♪

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♪ <i>I shall get back safely...</i> ♪

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(snarling nearby)

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Dang. I never get to finish
my "Safely" song.

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(snarling)

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(wheel squeaking)

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♪ ♪

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Luann! I need extra cards
for my Rolodex!

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(chuckles) As a yuppie,
I'm making lots more friends.

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Milhouse still isn't home.

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And it's 2:00 in the morning.

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My Swatch watch says 7:30.

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Uh, see? Squiggle hand
is just past the kissy lips.

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Wait, no,
that's the zigzag hand.

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The zig‐‐ the zigzag hand?!

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Milhouse, where are you?

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(grunting)

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Oh, come on.

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(grunts)
Maybe he's in this wall.

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‐(grunts)
‐Kirk, you're going crazy.

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Crazy?! Am I?!

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Does this look crazy
to you, Luann?

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(grunts)

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Does <i>this?</i>

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(grunting)

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Your friend's bike crashed here.

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We found his inhaler here.

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And over here
is his final pee stain.

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He did drink a lot
of New Cokes last night.

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Look, what the hell year
is this anyway?

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I'm really getting confused.

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If Milhouse <i>is</i>
in another dimension,

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he can communicate with us
by blinking these lights.

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Come on, Milhouse.
You can do it.

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Admit it. Our son is gone.

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So, I can tell you.

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I've been having an affair.

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(groans) Is it
Milhouse's break dancing tutor?

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Did you tell him yet?

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Uh... (clicks tongue)
Hold your horses.

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(lights buzzing)

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Not now, Milhouse!

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Mommy and Daddy
are loud talking!

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Why don't you go
to your room, sweetie?

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Whoa, whoa. Easy on
the electric bill there, son.

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(phone ringing)

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Hello? Hello?

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<i>(static crackles)</i>

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<i>MILHOUSE:</i>
<i>Uh, i‐is Lisa there?</i>

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(gasps) Milhouse?

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Uh, that depends.

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Do you like Milhouse?

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I like Milhouse,
but I don't <i>like</i> like Milhouse.

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<i>‐Wrong number!</i>
<i>‐(dial tone hums)</i>

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(rats squeaking)

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(video game sound effects
playing)

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Milhouse is alive.
I just talked to him!

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I think he's in
another dimension.

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This is my best game ever.
I'm not leaving till it's done.

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<i>MILHOUSE:</i>
<i>Come on, Bart!</i>

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Fine.

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You can reach
the parallel dimension

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via this
sensory deprivation tank.

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It requires somebody with
an extraordinary power of mind.

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Glavin.

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Why did you shave your head?

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Was it to increase conductivity?

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No, I was trying
to give myself bangs

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and it got away from me.

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Now let's do this thing.

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(breathing echoes)

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I made it.

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I'm in the Over Under.

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Yo.

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Milhouse!

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(crackling)

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You could've escaped anytime!

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It felt nice to be embraced.

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(snarling)

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Okay, here's the secret.

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Just hold still
and they can't see you.

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‐See?
‐(sniffing)

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We are perfectly, perfectly...

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‐(snarls)
‐Oh.

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I forgot we're not
supposed to talk either.

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Tough luck, dude.

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♪ ♪

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Oh, my God!

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It's a twisted version
of reality.

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It seems like someone hasn't
seen very much of season three.

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(slurps)

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(grunting)

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How ya doin'?
Say hi to your mom.

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I'd better use
my psychic powers.

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I didn't know
you had psychic powers.

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Girls are afraid to use them,

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because then
we're called unfeminine.

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We needlessly lost a lot
of good witches at Salem.

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Now I have the power
to skip gym!

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Boo‐yeah!

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(roaring)

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‐Dad?
‐Quiet, sweetie.

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Daddy's at work.

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(roaring)

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Mr. Burns opened a portal
to another dimension

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that released a <i>lot</i> of monsters.

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What was he looking for?

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It's all part of
a secret government program

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to find monsters.

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A monster ate Carl,
but because Carl's inside him,

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the monster's my friend.

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(snarls)

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(chuckles)
He remembers when we were kids

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and we used to go down to...

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‐(shouts)
‐(chomping, roaring)

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Well, they won't
bother us anymore.

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You kids are safe.

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But we are trapped
in this dimension forever.

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Who wants a piggyback ride?

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Trapped forever?

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It's not so bad here.

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Boy, these vines sure are good
at finding all the holes.

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(groans)

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In the Over Under,
housing is affordable,

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schools are excellent,

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and you can walk to shops
and restaurants.

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Does Amazon deliver here?

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They have a fleet
of flying monsters.

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(snarling)

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Well, there is <i>one</i> thing
that's better.

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At least there's no stupid...

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Howdily‐doodily, neighborino!

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‐(shrieks)
‐(roaring)

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♪ ♪

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(crowd cheering)

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<i>ANNOUNCER: Well, sir, it's</i>
<i>fourth down and goal to go.</i>

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<i>Quarterback Case Diggs</i>
<i>takes the ball.</i>

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<i>Hickory dickory dock,</i>
<i>three ticks left on the clock.</i>

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<i>He looks. He throws.</i>

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00:10:01,071 --> 00:10:03,407
<i>‐Intercepted!</i>
‐(crowd groans)

220
00:10:03,473 --> 00:10:04,775
The quarterback choked.

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00:10:04,842 --> 00:10:06,443
(chanting):
Choke, choke, choke!

222
00:10:06,510 --> 00:10:08,679
ALL (chanting):
Choke, choke, choke!

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00:10:08,745 --> 00:10:10,247
Hot dog!

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00:10:10,314 --> 00:10:12,282
‐Uh... (choking)
‐Choke!

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00:10:12,349 --> 00:10:13,584
(choking)

226
00:10:13,650 --> 00:10:15,853
(chanting):
Choke, choke, choke,

227
00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,120
choke, choke...!

228
00:10:17,187 --> 00:10:18,956
Choke, choke, choke!

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00:10:19,022 --> 00:10:20,257
Uh‐oh.

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♪ ♪

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Homer Simpson,
welcome to Heaven.

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00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:32,603
Are you Saint Peter?

233
00:10:32,669 --> 00:10:37,074
No, I'm Saint Greeter,
if you'll forgive the pun.

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00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:38,442
I don't forgive it.

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00:10:38,508 --> 00:10:40,811
Damn you...!

236
00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:46,283
Hmm. Heaven doesn't look
like I expected.

237
00:10:46,350 --> 00:10:48,518
Yeah. God sold out to Google.

238
00:10:48,585 --> 00:10:51,321
I really wonder
if I did the right thing.

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00:10:52,623 --> 00:10:54,191
(alarm beeping over TV)

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00:10:54,258 --> 00:10:56,526
Maybe global warming <i>is</i> real.

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‐(phone chimes)
‐Oh, my. This is not good.

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<i>Not</i> good!
Okay, according to this,

243
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you're not supposed
to be here yet.

244
00:11:02,566 --> 00:11:04,101
We have to send you back.

245
00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:05,769
I get to see Marge again?

246
00:11:05,836 --> 00:11:08,572
And eat that tub of lasagna
I have in the refrigerator?

247
00:11:08,639 --> 00:11:10,274
It better still be there.

248
00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:11,508
Send me back now!

249
00:11:11,575 --> 00:11:13,143
Look, I would love to, okay?

250
00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:14,678
But the paramedics
couldn't lift your corpse,

251
00:11:14,745 --> 00:11:16,480
so they rolled it into a lake.

252
00:11:16,546 --> 00:11:17,748
Pretty bloated.

253
00:11:17,814 --> 00:11:19,316
Ah. Wait.
That's the before picture.

254
00:11:19,383 --> 00:11:20,951
Here's the after picture.

255
00:11:21,018 --> 00:11:23,487
And here's the <i>way</i>
after picture.

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00:11:24,354 --> 00:11:26,390
It's, uh, pretty disgusting.

257
00:11:26,456 --> 00:11:28,358
You've got to get me
back to Marge.

258
00:11:28,425 --> 00:11:29,693
Yeah, okay, got it, got it.

259
00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,395
We'll disrupt the paradigm.

260
00:11:31,461 --> 00:11:33,563
Homer, we're gonna put you
in the body of someone

261
00:11:33,630 --> 00:11:36,400
who's supposed to die today,
and you can live as them.

262
00:11:36,466 --> 00:11:38,568
Ooh. Can I live
in the body of a pig?

263
00:11:38,635 --> 00:11:40,570
I like the freedom
of not wearing pants.

264
00:11:40,637 --> 00:11:43,140
Oh, there's a six‐month
waiting list to be a pig.

265
00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:44,708
I'm so sorry.

266
00:11:44,775 --> 00:11:46,710
(imitating Porky Pig):
E‐be‐de‐be‐de‐be‐de. That's all?

267
00:11:46,777 --> 00:11:48,812
Look, just choose
one of these, okay?

268
00:11:48,879 --> 00:11:50,213
HOMER:
Hmm. No.

269
00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:51,515
No.

270
00:11:51,581 --> 00:11:54,084
Tempting, but no.

271
00:11:54,151 --> 00:11:55,319
No.

272
00:11:55,385 --> 00:11:57,087
Forget it. Mm.

273
00:11:57,154 --> 00:11:59,323
(gasps)
That's the one!

274
00:12:01,558 --> 00:12:05,295
Hey, man, I've been
waiting here a long time.

275
00:12:06,296 --> 00:12:08,298
‐(doorbell rings)
‐Hmm?

276
00:12:10,634 --> 00:12:11,568
Hello?

277
00:12:11,635 --> 00:12:13,203
(Homer's voice):
Hello, Marge.

278
00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:14,972
How do you know my name?

279
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:17,841
Now, don't freak out,
but it's me, your husband Homer.

280
00:12:17,908 --> 00:12:21,211
I died, and I'm inside the body
of this football player.

281
00:12:21,278 --> 00:12:23,981
How could I possibly
believe that?

282
00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:27,684
Because I know something about
you that no one else knows.

283
00:12:27,751 --> 00:12:29,853
‐What's that?
‐I forget.

284
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,255
(gasps)
It's you!

285
00:12:36,927 --> 00:12:38,195
Fat, fit.

286
00:12:38,261 --> 00:12:39,629
Portly, sportly.

287
00:12:39,696 --> 00:12:41,798
Jell‐O? Hello!

288
00:12:41,865 --> 00:12:46,269
Mm, whatever body you're in,
I love the guy inside.

289
00:12:46,336 --> 00:12:48,638
(gasps)
Oh, my God, I touched an ab.

290
00:12:48,705 --> 00:12:51,041
I didn't think abs were real.

291
00:12:51,108 --> 00:12:52,476
(both moaning)

292
00:12:54,644 --> 00:12:57,714
It's really weird snuggling
with the body of a man

293
00:12:57,781 --> 00:12:59,616
who's married to someone else.

294
00:12:59,683 --> 00:13:02,019
Not just someone,
Miss Nude Texas.

295
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,387
(Marge grumbles)

296
00:13:03,453 --> 00:13:05,756
All right, Marge.
I'll find someone else's body.

297
00:13:05,822 --> 00:13:07,290
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

298
00:13:07,357 --> 00:13:08,358
Mmm.

299
00:13:08,425 --> 00:13:11,128
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

300
00:13:12,963 --> 00:13:14,765
(both giggling)

301
00:13:14,831 --> 00:13:16,233
HOMER:
Oh, yeah.

302
00:13:16,299 --> 00:13:18,235
♪ ♪

303
00:13:18,301 --> 00:13:20,303
(birds chirping)

304
00:13:22,005 --> 00:13:24,374
Homie? Homie?

305
00:13:24,441 --> 00:13:25,809
(groans):
Oh!

306
00:13:25,876 --> 00:13:28,812
You ruined that body
in one night?

307
00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:31,815
The funeral leftovers
were so good.

308
00:13:33,183 --> 00:13:35,886
This is too creepy.
I want something else.

309
00:13:35,952 --> 00:13:37,954
‐(phone whooshing)
‐Hmm.

310
00:13:38,021 --> 00:13:40,657
It's a real tragedy
more young people don't die.

311
00:13:40,724 --> 00:13:43,293
Dad! You could be
Superintendent Chalmers,

312
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,128
my principal's boss.

313
00:13:45,195 --> 00:13:46,530
Marge, what do you say?

314
00:13:46,596 --> 00:13:49,299
I would like
to see Chalmers with somebody.

315
00:13:49,366 --> 00:13:50,967
He's so lonely.

316
00:13:51,034 --> 00:13:52,602
Boom. He's dead.

317
00:13:55,839 --> 00:13:57,441
You‐you wanted to see me, sir?

318
00:13:57,507 --> 00:13:59,376
Skinner!

319
00:13:59,443 --> 00:14:02,879
Because of new school rules,
from now on, Bart gets all A's.

320
00:14:02,946 --> 00:14:04,881
(whispering)

321
00:14:04,948 --> 00:14:06,950
Give yourself a purple nurple.

322
00:14:07,017 --> 00:14:10,287
‐(squeaking)
‐Purpler. Purpler.

323
00:14:10,353 --> 00:14:11,888
This is pure indigo.

324
00:14:11,955 --> 00:14:13,490
He said, "Purpler."

325
00:14:13,557 --> 00:14:15,559
‐Yes, sir. (grunts)
‐(squeaking)

326
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,261
A toast to my new life

327
00:14:18,328 --> 00:14:20,430
as public school administrator.

328
00:14:20,497 --> 00:14:23,667
And now to open my paycheck
and see what I make.

329
00:14:24,901 --> 00:14:26,336
(gasps)

330
00:14:26,403 --> 00:14:27,938
Next.

331
00:14:28,004 --> 00:14:31,374
(snoring)

332
00:14:31,441 --> 00:14:33,443
(Marge grunting)

333
00:14:34,511 --> 00:14:36,346
This has gotten out of hand.

334
00:14:36,413 --> 00:14:37,981
You're changing bodies so much,

335
00:14:38,048 --> 00:14:40,951
I don't even know
who I'm married to anymore.

336
00:14:41,017 --> 00:14:43,386
Oh, so that's why

337
00:14:43,453 --> 00:14:45,589
I'm rooting for the apes
in <i>Planet of the Apes.</i>

338
00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:48,058
Oh, please, just pick one man

339
00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:50,227
I can be with
for the rest of my life.

340
00:14:50,293 --> 00:14:52,229
He doesn't have to be perfect.

341
00:14:52,295 --> 00:14:55,165
He just has to love me
like you do.

342
00:14:55,232 --> 00:14:58,268
Hmm. I know just the guy.

343
00:14:58,335 --> 00:15:01,538
Well, I had my doubts,
but this works.

344
00:15:01,605 --> 00:15:05,876
This is great.
My brain in Moe's body.

345
00:15:05,942 --> 00:15:07,377
(Moe's voice):
Yeah, and I'm in here.

346
00:15:07,444 --> 00:15:09,779
And, uh, Midge, I'm, uh...

347
00:15:09,846 --> 00:15:12,215
‐I'm very thirsty.
‐Ew.

348
00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:18,622
♪ ♪

349
00:15:23,627 --> 00:15:24,995
(bird caws)

350
00:15:26,062 --> 00:15:28,431
So, I'm the first person
to ever be fired

351
00:15:28,498 --> 00:15:31,334
by the DMV for a bad attitude.

352
00:15:31,401 --> 00:15:33,069
Isn't that something?

353
00:15:33,136 --> 00:15:34,738
Huh? Isn't it?

354
00:15:38,742 --> 00:15:40,243
I need to sneak a smoke.

355
00:15:42,746 --> 00:15:45,448
♪ ♪

356
00:15:45,515 --> 00:15:47,317
(squawking)

357
00:15:51,321 --> 00:15:53,323
(high‐pitched screams)

358
00:15:55,492 --> 00:15:56,927
(tapping on glass)

359
00:15:56,993 --> 00:15:58,895
I am Kang the Conqueror.

360
00:15:58,962 --> 00:16:00,897
I am Selma the available.

361
00:16:02,399 --> 00:16:04,334
‐Mmm.
‐Mmm.

362
00:16:04,401 --> 00:16:06,336
This is so romantic.

363
00:16:06,403 --> 00:16:07,837
Let me get a look at you.

364
00:16:07,904 --> 00:16:09,105
Aah!

365
00:16:09,172 --> 00:16:11,274
Oh, you don't like what you see.

366
00:16:11,341 --> 00:16:12,509
Quite the contrary.

367
00:16:12,576 --> 00:16:14,844
"Aah" is our word
for "beautiful."

368
00:16:14,911 --> 00:16:17,113
Oh. (laughing)

369
00:16:18,915 --> 00:16:20,917
♪ ♪

370
00:16:29,192 --> 00:16:32,295
(heavy, raspy breathing)

371
00:16:32,362 --> 00:16:33,930
Freak.

372
00:16:33,997 --> 00:16:34,965
(smacking lips)

373
00:16:35,031 --> 00:16:36,433
Can you turn yourself?

374
00:16:36,499 --> 00:16:37,734
We're gonna make out.

375
00:16:37,801 --> 00:16:39,436
Just kill me now.

376
00:16:39,502 --> 00:16:42,138
(both moaning)

377
00:16:42,205 --> 00:16:43,974
What's wrong, my darling?

378
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:47,677
My sister says you just want
to eat me, or for a green card.

379
00:16:47,744 --> 00:16:49,346
Or a human zoo.

380
00:16:49,412 --> 00:16:51,915
Two of those are ridiculous.

381
00:16:51,982 --> 00:16:53,650
Quick! Hide!

382
00:16:54,651 --> 00:16:56,286
Hello. Just want you to know

383
00:16:56,353 --> 00:16:58,321
we'll be dissecting you
tomorrow.

384
00:16:58,388 --> 00:17:01,291
But I could teach you the secret
of clean, natural energy.

385
00:17:01,358 --> 00:17:03,493
Then I'll dissect you tonight.

386
00:17:05,128 --> 00:17:07,430
‐(door closes)
‐We have to save you!

387
00:17:07,497 --> 00:17:09,499
<i>What do you want?</i>

388
00:17:09,566 --> 00:17:13,303
How'd you like me to go to a
distant galaxy and never return?

389
00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:15,672
You rang?

390
00:17:15,739 --> 00:17:17,340
(bird caws)

391
00:17:24,381 --> 00:17:26,950
We've come
to get you out, my love.

392
00:17:27,017 --> 00:17:29,019
Oh, we're using
the "L" word, huh?

393
00:17:29,085 --> 00:17:31,655
Should've been a conversation,
but okay.

394
00:17:33,056 --> 00:17:35,158
‐This thing is full of rats.
‐(rats squeaking)

395
00:17:35,225 --> 00:17:36,626
Very thoughtful.

396
00:17:36,693 --> 00:17:38,595
(makes munching sounds)

397
00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:42,565
Hold it right there, Simpson.
What are you up to?

398
00:17:42,632 --> 00:17:45,402
Um, I am, uh, you know,

399
00:17:45,468 --> 00:17:47,737
uh, cover story,
stalling for time,

400
00:17:47,804 --> 00:17:50,807
cover story, hemming, hawing,
excuse, alibi.

401
00:17:50,874 --> 00:17:53,076
Promotion?

402
00:17:57,447 --> 00:17:59,449
‐(gunfire)
‐(tires squealing)

403
00:18:00,617 --> 00:18:02,652
Don't shoot at the van.
Shoot at the driver.

404
00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:05,989
(tires squealing)

405
00:18:06,056 --> 00:18:08,191
Not my driver.

406
00:18:08,258 --> 00:18:11,394
My partner Kodos will meet us
at the top of Mount Springfield.

407
00:18:11,461 --> 00:18:13,196
‐Partner?
‐Writing partner.

408
00:18:13,263 --> 00:18:15,799
They told us, if you want
to make it in showbiz,

409
00:18:15,865 --> 00:18:17,901
you have to be on Earth.

410
00:18:19,936 --> 00:18:21,871
(whirring)

411
00:18:21,938 --> 00:18:23,206
Sorry I'm late.

412
00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:25,342
By mistake,
I went to that other Earth

413
00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:27,143
where the South
won the Civil War.

414
00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:29,212
Far fewer Confederate monuments.

415
00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:30,680
(gunfire)

416
00:18:30,747 --> 00:18:32,716
‐(bullets ricocheting)
‐SELMA: Kang.

417
00:18:32,782 --> 00:18:34,784
I've been hit.

418
00:18:37,454 --> 00:18:40,457
One moment, my love.

419
00:18:40,523 --> 00:18:42,258
(whirring)

420
00:18:43,493 --> 00:18:45,228
(singsongy):
Nah! Nah! Missed me!

421
00:18:45,295 --> 00:18:47,130
(groans)

422
00:18:47,197 --> 00:18:48,898
Fear not, my sultry smokestack.

423
00:18:48,965 --> 00:18:50,433
I can heal you.

424
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,235
‐(whirring)
‐(Selma grunts)

425
00:18:52,302 --> 00:18:55,105
(laughing)

426
00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:58,408
(coughing)

427
00:18:58,475 --> 00:19:00,610
Maybe you should cut down
a little, dear.

428
00:19:00,677 --> 00:19:02,379
For the baby.

429
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,314
‐You mean...?
‐That's right.

430
00:19:04,381 --> 00:19:06,383
I'm pregnant. Mmm.

431
00:19:07,484 --> 00:19:09,319
‐(tires screech)
‐Selma, no!

432
00:19:09,386 --> 00:19:11,354
You two are too different.

433
00:19:11,421 --> 00:19:13,790
You're a Leo,
and he's a Sagittarius.

434
00:19:13,857 --> 00:19:15,558
I'm from Sagittarius.

435
00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:18,895
(crying):
Oh, don't go, Selma.

436
00:19:18,962 --> 00:19:22,365
Please.
I can't live without you.

437
00:19:24,033 --> 00:19:25,368
Oh...

438
00:19:25,435 --> 00:19:27,270
(chuckling)

439
00:19:27,337 --> 00:19:29,239
I have to warn you‐‐ I'm gay.

440
00:19:29,305 --> 00:19:30,774
That's all right.

441
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,309
I have 32 sexual identities.

442
00:19:33,376 --> 00:19:35,311
I'm Klingon curious,

443
00:19:35,378 --> 00:19:37,213
always up
for some Wookiee nookie

444
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,115
or an R2 threesome,

445
00:19:39,182 --> 00:19:41,551
not to mention
some Deep Space Nine,

446
00:19:41,618 --> 00:19:43,720
or possibly Jabba the Butt.

447
00:19:49,826 --> 00:19:51,828
♪ ♪

448
00:20:02,405 --> 00:20:04,974
Are you enjoying
the honeymoon planet?

449
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:07,310
Why didn't we come here
in the cool season?

450
00:20:07,377 --> 00:20:08,845
This is the cool season.

451
00:20:08,912 --> 00:20:11,314
Shall I get a sweater
for you, dear?

452
00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:13,216
It's 4,000 degrees.

453
00:20:13,283 --> 00:20:15,385
Nag, nag, nag.

454
00:21:09,439 --> 00:21:12,275
(woman screams)