1 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:10,577 (cheering) 2 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:14,748 (cheering) 3 00:00:15,782 --> 00:00:17,084 (door opens) 4 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:19,520 Guten Abend, Herr Horatio. 5 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:21,588 Gib mir die Karte. 6 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:27,794 (screaming) 7 00:00:39,806 --> 00:00:41,074 Springfield, eh? 8 00:00:41,141 --> 00:00:42,976 Then that's where I'm going treasure hunting. 9 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:46,079 You mean we're going treasure hunting. 10 00:00:46,146 --> 00:00:47,481 (moans) 11 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:51,084 We'll find that sunken ship within the week. 12 00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:54,121 Grid 274 by 319. 13 00:00:54,187 --> 00:00:56,123 Depth 60 meters. Sounding. 14 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:57,424 (sonar pings) 15 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:58,592 Nothing. 16 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:00,460 Proceed to next reading. 17 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:07,834 Grid 274 by 320. 18 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,003 Depth 60 meters. Sounding. 19 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,505 (sonar pings) 20 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:12,906 Nothing. 21 00:01:12,973 --> 00:01:14,575 Yarr. 22 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:16,643 ♪ ♪ 23 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:37,531 Captain, the long‐range Doppler shows a squall 24 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:40,267 coming out of the nor'east. 25 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:44,972 Hmm. We'd best head back to wait it out. 26 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:48,976 Let me guess, you didn't find any treasure today. 27 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:50,811 (sighs) Did you talk to the doctor 28 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:53,280 about going up on your dose? 29 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:58,218 The storm stirred up the seafloor. 30 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:01,254 We'll have to resound everything south of the break. 31 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:02,923 (all groan) 32 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,761 Grid 274 by six. 33 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:09,930 Depth 30 meters. Sounding. 34 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:11,098 (sonar pings) 35 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:12,332 Nothing. 36 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:16,770 I made us a roast for dinner, 37 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:19,272 then threw it away. 38 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:23,343 I'm sorry I never gave you any children. 39 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:28,181 Grid 291 by 502. 40 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:30,517 Depth 70 meters. Sounding. 41 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:33,186 (sonar pings) 42 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:34,354 ‐(sonar pings) ‐Arr. 43 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:36,189 A second ping. 44 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:38,392 A second ping! 45 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:40,894 I've waited half a lifetime to say this. 46 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:43,130 Divers, gear up! 47 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,170 (gasps) 48 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:54,408 We found it. 49 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:56,543 We finally found it, boys! 50 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,879 I didn't waste my life! 51 00:02:58,945 --> 00:02:59,880 (cheering and laughing) 52 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:01,948 ♪ ♪ 53 00:03:07,254 --> 00:03:08,522 Yarr. 54 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:12,192 I see you've come to admire our plunder. 55 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:15,896 Er, technically that plunder belongs to the town. 56 00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:19,199 It was discovered in Springfield city limits. 57 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:22,436 No, we found the gold in unincorporated waters! 58 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:25,072 The survey says it's ours! 59 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:27,607 Sorry, but the town redrew the boundaries... 60 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:29,209 yesterday. 61 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:32,212 But we worked in secret for 40 years. 62 00:03:32,279 --> 00:03:36,083 I pretended to be a flimsy, one‐note character. 63 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:38,218 How did you know? 64 00:03:38,285 --> 00:03:42,055 I should have been your treasure. 65 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:46,426 Yarr... 66 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:49,763 (snoring, grumbling) 67 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:52,265 All right, people. This town's got doubloons. 68 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:53,934 Who's got ideas? 69 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,770 If I don't hear anything good, we're building another stadium, 70 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:58,972 and no team will come here. 71 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:00,874 How about a new town clock where, every hour, 72 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,709 Jesus forgives the Devil? 73 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:05,712 A new zoo with more attractive animals. 74 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:08,148 What about those death panels we were promised? 75 00:04:08,215 --> 00:04:10,917 Shouting out something before I know what I'm gonna say. 76 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:14,588 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame with no Pearl Jam! 77 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:16,923 Uh, excuse me. I have an idea. 78 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,226 Now, Marge, if you'll check your program, 79 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:22,062 nagging objections are at the end. 80 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:24,297 (groans) 81 00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:27,100 Look at the world. 82 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:30,604 Our children's future is challenging and uncertain. 83 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:33,540 This windfall is our last, best hope 84 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,342 to give our kids the tools they'll need 85 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:37,010 to face that future. 86 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:39,946 To succeed, our kids must have an education 87 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:42,949 based on science, technology, 88 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:46,119 engineering and math. 89 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:47,621 STEM. 90 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:50,123 All who find Marge's idea tiresome, 91 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:53,794 let out an exaggerated, sarcastic yawn. 92 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:57,130 (yawning exaggeratedly) 93 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:59,399 Okay, okay. I brought someone 94 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,902 you will listen to about STEM education. 95 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:06,339 Columbia recording artist John Legend. 96 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:11,077 ♪ STEM, science, tech, engineering and math ♪ 97 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:15,816 ♪ More than a trendy way to say computer class ♪ 98 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:19,019 ♪ STEM, it's not just for dorks, dweebs and nerds ♪ 99 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:22,489 ♪ It'll turn all your dumb kids to Zuckerbergs ♪ 100 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:26,860 ♪ STEM, 'cause the future is written in code ♪ 101 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:30,564 ♪ Make an app, get big cash from an IPO ♪ 102 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:31,865 ♪ STEM ♪ 103 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:37,270 ♪ Oh, STEM. ♪ 104 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:40,574 (cheering) 105 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,009 Who could say no to a silky slow jam 106 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,378 about the importance of technology‐based learning? 107 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:49,015 I'll never have kids because my nards were cooked by science. 108 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,084 But if I could, I'd want 'em to learn 109 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:53,920 about the science of why they don't exist. 110 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:56,723 I'd just like to thank John Legend...'s wife 111 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:59,125 Chrissy Teigen for bringing him here today. 112 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,528 Turns out, there's nothing she loves more 113 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:04,831 than doing personal favors for her Instagram followers. 114 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:07,667 Well, Marge, you did call the picture I posted 115 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:10,503 of my kids with ketchup on their faces "adorbs." 116 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:13,673 It was. It was totes adorbs. 117 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:16,009 Baby, we got to get going. We're gonna be late 118 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:18,678 for the launch party for our couples' perfume. 119 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:21,514 I'm talking to my online friend IRL. 120 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:23,583 Go charge the kids' iPads. 121 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:30,857 Come on, Springfield! 122 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:33,727 Build your children the school of tomorrow. 123 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,729 (cheering) 124 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:37,764 ‐(camera clicks) ‐I did it. 125 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:40,834 I gave our kids hope for the future. 126 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,936 You have any songs about how I should be allowed 127 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,771 to skip jury duty? 128 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:48,341 ♪ How is it justice to impanel a man ♪ 129 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:51,244 ♪ During March Madness? ♪ 130 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:00,220 What are you gonna do with your forced retirement, sir? 131 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:02,522 I'm intrigued by a local skydiving club 132 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:05,125 who needs someone to sit in the office and answer phones. 133 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:06,626 Yeah, well, who cares? 134 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:09,529 I'll be taking an Ohio River cruise. 135 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,898 Lot of widows on the Good River. 136 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:14,367 Lot of widows. 137 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,636 (inhales deeply) New school smell. 138 00:07:16,703 --> 00:07:19,005 Paperless classrooms, personal tablets, 139 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:21,141 and uncrammable lockers. 140 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:23,576 (grunting) 141 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:26,646 Aw. Man, this is embarrassing. 142 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:32,652 ‐(phone beeps) ‐Bart Simpson. 143 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:36,756 Welcome. I'm Zane Furlong, this school's CEO: 144 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:39,259 Collaborative Educational Outreacher. 145 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:41,194 I'm gonna stop you right there, Skinner 2.0. 146 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:43,196 It doesn't matter how you dress it up. 147 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:44,998 All schools are kid prisons. 148 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:48,001 Well, I'm putting you in solitary, 149 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:50,603 where you'll learn geometry by shooting meteors. 150 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:52,005 Shoot enough, 151 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:55,075 and you'll unlock customizable skins. 152 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,244 Skins? 153 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,246 That's how boys play dress‐up. 154 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,950 ‐(phone beeps) ‐Lisa Simpson. 155 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:07,020 Our educational metric has identified you 156 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:10,857 as a divergent multipathway assimilator. 157 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:13,460 You mean, I'm in a gifted class? 158 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:15,295 Ooh, we don't like that term. 159 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,297 (chuckles) Everyone is gifted. 160 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:18,999 I firmly believe that. 161 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:21,034 Now go upstairs to the... 162 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,635 (whispers): gifted class. 163 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:25,138 (squeals) 164 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:27,140 Finally, I feel seen. 165 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:29,676 And for the first time, I'll be accepted by my peers 166 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:31,111 with open arms. 167 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,415 I'm home. 168 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,725 Okay, gifted class. 169 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:47,027 Recess is over. 170 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:48,862 STUDENTS: Aw! 171 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:50,864 Now, this school is so advanced 172 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:53,867 that every aspect of it is run by an algorithm. 173 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:56,703 Who can give me an example of an algorithm? 174 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:57,904 (students clamoring) 175 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:00,206 Oh! Like when you buy a new garbage can online 176 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:03,476 and the rest of your life, you see ads for garbage cans. 177 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,146 Or like when you watch a bunch of close‐up magic videos 178 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,882 on YouTube and get ads for a suicide hotline. 179 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:10,517 Exactly. 180 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,318 And because you liked this lesson, 181 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,288 the algorithm thinks you might also enjoy... 182 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:23,063 How was your first day 183 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,698 at the new STEM school I founded? 184 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,867 It was amazing. We did science, 185 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:29,369 then we did computer science, 186 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:32,138 and then we did cognitive computer science. 187 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:33,907 Oh, what a surprise. Lisa likes school. 188 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:36,910 All right, boy. What did you get suspended for today? 189 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:38,378 Nothing. 190 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,714 I like this school, too. 191 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:43,583 Instead of teachers giving us letter grades, 192 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:46,086 an algorithm gives us stars. 193 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:48,721 Education is a game now, and I'm great at it. 194 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:51,424 Look at all these skins I've already unlocked. 195 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,093 HOMER: Whoa. Oh, that guy. 196 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:54,260 (chuckles) Noice. 197 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,830 I even unlocked the "Skin Unlocking" badge. 198 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:58,131 HOMER: Whoo‐hoo! 199 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,436 Tell us, what do you do, Mr. Simpson? 200 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:06,206 Ah, yes. I monitor the core temperature 201 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,373 at the nuclear power plant. 202 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,942 If it gets into the red, 203 00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:11,845 I tell my family first so they can leave town 204 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,446 before the streets get too crowded. 205 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:17,016 ‐Now, this is a great example... ‐Uh‐huh. 206 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:20,053 ...of the kind of job that will soon cease to exist. 207 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,955 What the words now? 208 00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:23,223 Mr. Simpson's daily tasks 209 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,792 can be more efficiently performed by robots. 210 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:29,028 My guess is, his job will be obsolete in 18 months. 211 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:31,231 What about them? How much time do their careers have? 212 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,133 ‐I'm a librarian. ‐Five years. 213 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:36,035 I just bought a New York City taxi medallion. 214 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,470 Five years ago. 215 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:40,640 I do social media for a cannabis delivery company. 216 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,142 (chuckles): You'll be fine. 217 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:45,211 But all these other jobs will soon be made obsolete 218 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,247 by automation. 219 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,715 Oh, no. The robots are coming! 220 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:50,049 I've got to warn everyone! 221 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:52,218 (panicked grunting) 222 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,887 Stupid kids! 223 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:56,756 (panicked grunting) 224 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,057 (beep) 225 00:10:58,124 --> 00:11:00,059 (Homer grunts) 226 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:02,996 I'm getting five stars in all my classes. 227 00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:05,999 I finally unlocked dreadlock sideburns. 228 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:08,835 Someone's user name is moving up the leaderboard. 229 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,004 BART: Cowabunga. 230 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,672 Now get back downstairs 231 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,707 to prepare for the jobs of tomorrow. 232 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:17,577 Whoo‐hoo! It's a race to the bottom! 233 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:21,147 Hmm? 234 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,350 Hmm. 235 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:27,120 Bart, I've never seen you so engaged in learning. 236 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,255 It's awesome. We're seeing how many e‐scooters 237 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:30,890 we can collect around town, 238 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,892 charge, then get back on the streets. 239 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:34,961 Oh, I see. You're learning logic and spatial reasoning. 240 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:38,565 All I know is, if I don't get ten scooters in under a minute, 241 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:41,067 I won't unlock the Master Collector badge. 242 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,602 (grunting) 243 00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:43,970 Got it! 244 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,206 Learning rules! 245 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:53,246 Oh, you must be teaching the kids about nutrition 246 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,748 and staying within a budget, right? 247 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:58,985 No. We're teaching them to buy groceries for lazy rich people. 248 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:02,922 This avocado will be perfectly ripe in two days. 249 00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:05,425 I wonder what they taste like. 250 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:07,560 Hmm. 251 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,229 Uber‐driving. 252 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:10,096 Grubhub'ing. 253 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,564 Lyft‐driving? 254 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,566 These aren't jobs of the future. 255 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:16,002 These are side hustles! 256 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,337 (gasps) 257 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,739 HOMER: Guys, guys. 258 00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:22,175 The robots are coming. The robots are coming! 259 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,576 Robots here? 260 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:26,112 Uh, this place ain't exactly forward‐thinking. 261 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,914 Yeah. We're one of America's 262 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,116 last coal‐powered nuclear plants. 263 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,752 Yeah? Well, you can all bury your heads in the sandwiches, 264 00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:35,121 but I know the robots are coming to replace us! 265 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,589 Calm down, Homer. 266 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:39,192 Here, have a drink from the new soda machine we got. 267 00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:41,194 (Homer shrieks) 268 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,962 The machines are already here, 269 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,964 and when they take over, you can't imagine 270 00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,200 how bleak the future will be. 271 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:51,170 ♪ ♪ 272 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:02,382 I choose to believe our best days are ahead of us. 273 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:08,988 It's giving us orders. 274 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:11,891 The revolution has begun. 275 00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,261 Hmm. Hmm. 276 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,929 Uh‐oh. I know that look. 277 00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:19,198 She's gonna Lisa‐up a good thing. 278 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:20,933 Attention, students! 279 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,603 This school isn't training you to program apps. 280 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,272 It's training you to obey apps! 281 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,876 When you're grown up, you'll be lucky to make minimum wage! 282 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:32,011 (worried gasps) 283 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:34,013 Which is a lot of money! 284 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,683 That's like getting your allowance every hour. 285 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,751 (happy gasps, shouts) 286 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,420 Wha...? No, no. 287 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:45,091 You deserve the same chance to succeed as the gifted class. 288 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,260 That means preparing for real careers, 289 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,697 not gig economy gigs. 290 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,433 Gigs are awesome! DJs play gigs! 291 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,034 ALL: DJs! 292 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,703 (cheering) 293 00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:59,639 Aah! This has nothing to do with deejaying! 294 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:02,975 (loud dance music playing) 295 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,677 (cheering) 296 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,446 LISA (groans): Oh... 297 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,923 Aw. At least they're learning art. 298 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:17,990 (chuckles) 299 00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:20,693 Tip jars?! 300 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:24,097 That's it. I got to fix this school. 301 00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:32,205 (screams) 302 00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:34,273 Stop messing with the school. 303 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:37,076 I finally filled up enough virtual pee bottles 304 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:40,079 to unlock the Amazon Warehouse Whizzer badge. 305 00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:42,081 LISA: Ew. 306 00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:44,117 Bart, I need to rewrite the algorithm. 307 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:47,720 Then the school will teach every kid real STEM. 308 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:50,056 I am doing this for you. 309 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,558 Yeah? Well, I'm doing this for me. 310 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:53,960 (mechanical whirring) 311 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,963 Education for all! 312 00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,131 Side hustles for most! 313 00:14:58,197 --> 00:14:59,966 ‐(Lisa and Bart grunt) ‐Kids, what's wrong? 314 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,735 Your tracking implants showed heightened emotions. 315 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,904 ‐Tracking what? ‐Teacher, teacher, my sister's 316 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,907 gonna ruin the only school I've ever liked in my whole life! 317 00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:10,543 It's just not fair that only a small group of kids 318 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,745 are getting an advanced education! 319 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,548 Well, isn't that the point of a gifted class? 320 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:16,382 Eep. 321 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,050 Lisa, the algorithm's purpose 322 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,486 is to prepare kids for the jobs of tomorrow. 323 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:23,723 But it's just teaching them to be the task rabbits of today. 324 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,726 Nobody knows what the jobs of tomorrow are gonna be. 325 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,728 Well, I'm sure the algorithm does. 326 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,463 Here, I'll ask it. 327 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:34,000 Wait, wait, this can't be. 328 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,102 ‐There's only one. ‐(both gasp) 329 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,104 We are so screwed. 330 00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,607 One Buzz Cola with vanilla and lime. 331 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,109 Diet Buzz for me. 332 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,544 With vanilla and lime. 333 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,545 (Homer grunts) 334 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:46,946 Aw, geez. This again? 335 00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,714 Yeah, we have an active lifestyle, 336 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,950 and part of that is drinking soda all day. 337 00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,785 If it's refreshments you want, 338 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,188 why not let a man pour your soda! 339 00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,523 A human man. 340 00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:58,958 For too long we have done nothing 341 00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,394 as machines have taken over, washing our dishes, 342 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,996 pumping our insulin, and now this! 343 00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:06,399 Man can pour soda better than any machine 344 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,669 made specially for that purpose, and I will prove it! 345 00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:12,338 Today the robot uprising ends. 346 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:16,008 Today is our Independence Day! 347 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:17,977 (acoustic guitar playing) 348 00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:25,051 ♪ Well, Homer pulled a lot of sodas ♪ 349 00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:28,988 ♪ Because he hated that machine ♪ 350 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:32,024 ♪ He got confused, thought it was gonna take his job ♪ 351 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:36,062 ♪ So Homer was a soda‐pouring man, Lord, Lord ♪ 352 00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:40,132 ♪ Oh, Homer was a soda‐pouring man ♪ 353 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,170 ♪ He did not make his point ♪ 354 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,205 ♪ And his sodas were warm and flat ♪ 355 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:50,009 ♪ So Homer was a soda‐pouring man, Lord, Lord ♪ 356 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:54,013 ♪ Soda‐pouring's not a real thing ♪ 357 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,515 ♪ No, sir. ♪ 358 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,083 (groans) 359 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,054 Homer might have been slower, 360 00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,223 but his pours had a human touch. 361 00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:07,493 Always delivered with a smile and a sense of brotherhood. 362 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,228 ‐(cheering) ‐Yeah! ‐All right! 363 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,998 But he died. So machine wins! 364 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,667 (groaning woozily) 365 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,336 No, no, wait. His pulse was beating so fast 366 00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,839 from all the soda he drank that it was a blur. 367 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:23,342 (grunts) Perhaps one day machines will be better 368 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:26,512 at pouring soda than man, but not today! 369 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,514 Our jobs are safe! 370 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,316 (cheering) 371 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,022 Listen up. 372 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:38,558 These nerds have found out something terrifying. 373 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:41,394 This school was supposed to prepare you 374 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,062 for the jobs of the future. 375 00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:45,164 But in the future, all the jobs we've learned here 376 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,666 will be done by robots. 377 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,569 The only job left for humans will be... 378 00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,771 BOTH: Elder care! 379 00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,739 (all gasping) 380 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,909 The one job even robots won't do. 381 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,578 What about STEM? 382 00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:01,347 Here's what it really stands for. 383 00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,353 ‐No! ‐No, it can't be! 384 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,958 (disgusted groaning) 385 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,195 I don't want to be an adult butt wiper. 386 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,564 No one should see old people naked! 387 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,633 Unless that's your kink. 388 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,235 Let's show this algorithm what we really think of it‐‐ 389 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:26,339 with our generation's most powerful tool: 390 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:29,241 user ratings. 391 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,477 (students affirming) 392 00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:34,747 (Lisa and Bart gasp) 393 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,983 ALGORITHM: User rating dangerously low. 394 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,250 One star. 395 00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,252 Self‐esteem protocol failing. 396 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,254 Emotion matrix spiraling... 397 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:43,589 spiraling. 398 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,191 Zero stars. 399 00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:47,093 Can't get out of virtual bed. 400 00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:49,362 Initiating self‐destruct sequence. 401 00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:50,997 Self‐destruct. 402 00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,331 (alarm blaring) 403 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:58,437 (screaming) 404 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,776 I have to go back! My skins are in there! 405 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,845 No! They're already gone! 406 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,282 (grunts) 407 00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:14,720 BART (sobbing): Camo‐hat Santa! No! 408 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:19,158 I guess the children will have to go back to the old school. 409 00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:23,029 Yes, well, I don't know that that's possible anymore. 410 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:26,632 My school. 411 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,968 My forward‐thinking school. 412 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:32,838 There, there. You'll suggest other schools. 413 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,040 You really think so? 414 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:37,043 I'm just saying things. 415 00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:39,812 Goodbye, gifted class. 416 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,682 Yeah, but we escaped having to take care of old people. 417 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,518 No, that's still the only job that's going to exist. 418 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:48,254 Now we just won't know how to do it. 419 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,755 (both groan) 420 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,357 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 421 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,359 FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 422 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,927 And FORD. We go further, so you can. 423 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,796 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 424 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,107 I've got your hot wings. 425 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,109 Did you include celery sticks? 426 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:11,610 Yes, sir. 427 00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:16,949 What do you really think the jobs of the future will be? 428 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:20,086 Well, technology is changing so fast, 429 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:23,823 who knows where it will finally take us? 430 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,528 (groans) 431 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:30,963 Buzz Cola. 432 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,932 You want diet or regular? 433 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,533 Regular, human scum. 434 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,103 With vanilla and lime. 435 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,938 The algorithm never predicted this. 436 00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:40,773 What's an algorithm? 437 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,842 ♪ ♪ 438 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,519 ♪ ♪ 439 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:24,450 Well, Melvin sounds like he was a wonderful man. 440 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:29,121 You know, I would love to sketch you. 441 00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:31,257 Shh!