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(thunder crashes)

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♪ ♪

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Now, listen up,
we've got an election to run,

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under the strict supervision of
heavily‐medicated octogenarians.

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I'm gonna need to see
three forms of ID.

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12 if you're a Democrat.

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(cackling)

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Homer, get down here.

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Your vote for president
has never been more important.

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That's today?
Hmm?

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(grunts)

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(scoffs)
So vague.

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You'll get down here this minute

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if you care about
the three things you love most.

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♪ ♪

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<i>Are you picturing the kids?</i>

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Yes, honey mustard.

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(yawns)

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(frantic grunting)

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Hmm, let's see.

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I know who I want for all
the judges and propositions.

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But president‐‐
that's a stumper.

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Can I write in Judge Judy?

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You're hesitating
over president?

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Dad. By all that's decent,
how could you forget

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everything that's happened
the last four years?

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Hmm.

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I don't know. Not sure
what you're talking about.

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♪ ♪

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, that one was just funny.

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Hmm.

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(chuckles)

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That was bad.

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That was worse.

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Someone made that up.

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Yike.

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I got to do something.

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Hmm, hmm, hmm...

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(grunts)

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(spits)
Who you gonna make fun of now,

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late night comics?

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(laughs)

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You slept all day?

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- You didn't vote?
- Hey, how bad could it be?

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You owe me
a new pair of glasses.

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Aah! That's what I get
for voting for Kanye!

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(horn blows)

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♪ ♪

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Uh‐oh.

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♪ ♪

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Bart, have you finished packing
your old toys for charity?

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Almost. I just want a minute
to say goodbye.

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Oh, mm, of course.

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Goodbye.

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♪ <i>You put a dent</i> ♪

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♪ <i>In me</i> ♪

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♪ <i>You soaked my head in pee</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Then you set my feet</i>
<i>on fire</i> ♪

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♪ <i>And you threw me</i>
<i>under your front tire</i> ♪

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♪ <i>I'm basically an invalid</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Boy, you are a rotten kid</i> ♪

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♪ <i>I know everything you did</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Yeah, you are a rotten kid</i> ♪

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(whistling)

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♪ <i>You got</i>
<i>no redeeming qualities.</i> ♪

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(Bart humming a tune)

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MARGE: Did you enjoy
saying goodbye to your toys?

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Oh, yeah. I'm a real sweetie.

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Yes, you are.

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- So, as your reward...
- (gasps)

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The new Radioactive Man
action figure!

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With real radioactivity!

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(Geiger counter clicking)

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Oh, thanks, Mom.
"Just keep away from scrotum."

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Uh, Grampa,
where's your scrotum?

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Mm, I think
it's in my other pants.

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Huh.
(humming a tune)

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Finally, a sweet and kind boy
of my own.

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KRUSTY DOLL:
(scoffs) Sweet and kind?

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He's the reason Jack
won't come out of his box.

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JACK (whimpers):
Is he out there?

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Why don't you see for yourself?

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(vocalizes)

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Crank it back! Crank it back!

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(vocalizes)

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Want more proof?

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Meet Over‐Stretched Arm‐Long,
Tickled‐Out Elmeaux,

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and Headless Malibu Stacy.

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Hey, creep.
My eyes are down here.

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(Krusty voice):
Hey, hey, Radioactive Man,

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there's a bomb in that safe

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and you're the only one
who can disarm it.

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(Radioactive Man voice):
Piece of cake.

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Uranium cake.

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HOMER:
Bart, you have to see this.

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They just dumped some mail
on the street

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and there's mail
blowing everywhere.

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(grunts)
Insides melting.

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Decals loosening.
(grunts)

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I will have my rev...
(gargling)

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Homer, always put
a paper towel over...

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It's wine time.

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(moans) His accessories
will go to his widow.

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(cymbals crash)

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His widow was a monkey?
Eh, love is love.

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We've got to fight back.

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(all grumbling)

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When I'm through with him,

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his teeth
will be sold separately.

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Even you hate him,

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gift that was never unwrapped?

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- (rattles)
- Oh. So much anger.

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I always thought
you were just a sweater.

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Hey! Ow! Oh!

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<i>BEN MANKIEWICZ:</i>
<i>We now return to</i>
The Swellest Slum,

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<i>the musical romp starring
Debbie Reynolds as Rosie,</i>

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<i>the Puerto Rican seamstress.</i>

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Don't tell me we have to walk
through all the booze bags

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in the Irish district.

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And we won't be showing
that movie anymore.

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Coming up next on TCM, nothing.

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(moans)

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Where am I?
Who are you?

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(grunts)

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My toys.
You're alive?

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Bart Simpson, I'm gonna do
what clowns do best:

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kill.

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Look, guys, I would have
never treated you bad

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if I'd known you had feelings.

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You treat me bad
and you know I have feelings.

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You're in on this, too?

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They've got Puppy Goo Goo!

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They don't "have me."
I ran away, loser.

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Ow! Ooh!
(grunting)

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<i>¡Ay, caramba!</i>

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Whoa, Malibu Stacy?

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That's Dr. Malibu Stacy to you.

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I specialize in...
plastic surgery.

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You kill like a girl.

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(screams)

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Bart? Bart?

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What happened to you?

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(muffled):
I'm Bart Simpson.

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Let's watch
what you want to watch.

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Aah!

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Well, it's pretty
straightforward.

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Bart's bones are Tinkertoys,

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he has a Build‐A‐Bear heart

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and his brain is Pop Rocks
and Silly Putty.

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(chuckles)

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(crying)
How did this happen?

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Don't ask, don't Mattel.

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Bart, son, speak to me.

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I'm Bart Simpson.
I love my mother and father.

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Oh!
We've lost him.

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(both crying)

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- No!
- No.

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♪ ♪

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♪ <i>This is the end of Bart</i> ♪

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♪ <i>He lost his human parts</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Now he's nothing</i>
<i>but a big ol' toy</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Lost his chance</i>
<i>to be a human boy</i> ♪

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♪ <i>He's sweet and kind</i> ♪

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♪ <i>But he's got no mind</i> ♪

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♪ <i>This is the end of Bart</i> ♪

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♪ <i>This is the end</i>
<i>of Bart</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Happy trails, Bart.</i> ♪

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‐(snoring) ‐(phone ringing)

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(grunts)
Y'ello?

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<i>MARGE:
Homer, where are you?</i>

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<i>It's Halloween
and we need the candy.</i>

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Who ate all the candy?

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♪ ♪

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Got to get more candy.

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(moans)
Advil?

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Hmm.

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ALL:
Trick or treat.

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Advil?
You know what this means.

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Hey, you kids did say
"trick or treat,"

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so, uh, it's totally legal.

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No candy?
(moans) No candy.

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Aren't you supposed to be
fattening us up?

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I like my children
stringy and tough.

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(whimpers)

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No one's allowed in here!

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Then what are you doing in here?

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You're right.

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(yelling)

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(pants)
Want some more, punk?

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Listen, machine,
there's no evidence

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that you contain any candy
or take any money.

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But desperate times
call for something something.

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(grunting)

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(grunts) The fact that
you won't take my quarter

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proves you have candy.

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(shouts)

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HOMER‐BARBERA:
Hey, Boo Boo,

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let's go steal a picnic meal.

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- Who the heck are you?
- I'm Homer‐Barbera,

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a‐smarter than
the average Homer.

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(laughs)

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(chuckles) You sound just like
an actor named Art Carney.

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Don't tell his estate.

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(both exclaim)

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Oh, I'm ever so sorry.

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00:10:02,871 --> 00:10:03,871
Who are you?

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00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:06,445
I'm Disney Princess Homer.

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(vocalizes)

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Okay, from now on,
you just sing.

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(caws)

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♪ <i>D'oh.</i> ♪

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Heavens, uh, to Murgatroyd.

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What's Murgatroyd?

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A‐nobody knows.

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(static crackling)

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(whooping)

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<i>Konnichiwa!</i>

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This case is gonna
be like Homer's skull:

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hard to crack
and not much inside.

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Of all the wonders
a multiverse might reveal,

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ours is giving us
multiple Homer Simpsons.

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Six versions
of the local loudmouth

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are terrorizing the town.

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<i>Family‐style buffets
have been emptied of everything</i>

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<i>except salad.</i>

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<i>The bowling alleys
have been overbowled.</i>

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<i>And the library?</i>

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<i>(chuckles): Untouched.</i>

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<i>Then they attended
a hockey game.</i>

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<i>Krusty Burger has had to look
for other sources of meat.</i>

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Hey! What's this new gig
I'm going to?

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Because...
(screaming)

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<i>BROCKMAN:</i>
<i>They even started</i>
<i>a doo‐wop group.</i>

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♪ <i>Lollipop, lollipop</i> ♪

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00:11:06,097 --> 00:11:07,634
♪ <i>Oh, lolli, lolli‐la</i> ♪

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00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:08,636
♪ <i>Lollipop</i> ♪

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00:11:08,703 --> 00:11:10,607
(sucking, choking)

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♪ <i>Ba‐dum‐bum‐bum.</i> ♪

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We've got to bring those Homies
here, where they'll be safe.

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How you gonna do that?

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00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:20,527
Well, I'll be!

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00:11:20,594 --> 00:11:22,898
Which one of you
will give your old dad a hug?

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- Not me.
- Not me.

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00:11:24,334 --> 00:11:25,269
Not me.

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00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:26,471
Hell no!

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00:11:26,539 --> 00:11:28,910
Hmm. I wonder
if this has anything to do

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00:11:28,977 --> 00:11:32,517
with that quantum flash
of celestial energy.

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00:11:32,584 --> 00:11:33,720
(chiming)

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00:11:33,786 --> 00:11:35,857
(soft melody playing)

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Little girl,

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people might understand you
better if you sang.

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♪ <i>Look at this</i> ♪

254
00:11:44,808 --> 00:11:47,280
♪ <i>A flash in the sky</i> ♪

255
00:11:47,346 --> 00:11:48,248
Oh, brother.

256
00:11:48,315 --> 00:11:49,852
♪ <i>Will it open up</i> ♪

257
00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:52,624
♪ <i>And drop me a guy?</i> ♪

258
00:11:52,691 --> 00:11:56,832
♪ <i>I want to be</i>
<i>where the Twinkies are</i> ♪

259
00:11:56,899 --> 00:11:58,168
Dad!

260
00:11:58,235 --> 00:11:59,872
♪ <i>Where the fruit pies lie</i> ♪

261
00:11:59,939 --> 00:12:02,544
♪ <i>And the Ding Dongs do it</i> ♪

262
00:12:02,611 --> 00:12:03,947
Fine.

263
00:12:04,013 --> 00:12:05,750
♪ <i>Dad</i> ♪

264
00:12:05,817 --> 00:12:09,858
♪ <i>You tore a hole</i>
<i>in the space‐time continuum</i> ♪

265
00:12:09,925 --> 00:12:11,494
(gasps)

266
00:12:11,562 --> 00:12:14,868
♪ <i>Allowing Homers</i>
<i>from other dimensions</i> ♪

267
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,071
♪ <i>To seep into</i> ♪

268
00:12:16,137 --> 00:12:19,243
♪ <i>Our universe.</i> ♪

269
00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:21,949
Happy Halloween‐o, neighborino.

270
00:12:22,016 --> 00:12:24,020
Eat lead, Ned.

271
00:12:24,087 --> 00:12:26,091
I forgive you!

272
00:12:28,896 --> 00:12:31,101
♪ <i>Eat</i> ♪

273
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:34,908
♪ <i>The bacon.</i> ♪

274
00:12:40,486 --> 00:12:42,132
- (overlapping chatter)
- Megatron.
- Pass the potatoes.

275
00:12:42,156 --> 00:12:45,563
This is so hard,
feeding all of you at once.

276
00:12:45,630 --> 00:12:48,168
Yeah? Try following them all
into the bathroom.

277
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,439
Why, you little...

278
00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:56,886
Dad, by Harlan Ellison's law
of circular storytelling,

279
00:12:56,952 --> 00:12:59,558
all of you Homers have
to get back to the nuclear plant

280
00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:02,396
and recreate the energy burst
that brought you here.

281
00:13:02,463 --> 00:13:04,000
- Or what?
- You're gonna die!

282
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:06,772
Again and again
and again and again.

283
00:13:06,839 --> 00:13:08,709
That doesn't sound so bad.

284
00:13:08,776 --> 00:13:10,412
- And again.
- (yelps)

285
00:13:12,684 --> 00:13:14,788
Quarter. Quarter. Quarter.

286
00:13:14,855 --> 00:13:16,157
Not so fast.

287
00:13:16,224 --> 00:13:19,430
Exit‐a, stage left.

288
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:22,103
I can't let you
close the portal.

289
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,641
It's the ultimate form
of cheap undocumented labor.

290
00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:26,478
Sure, you get a couple of these.

291
00:13:27,814 --> 00:13:28,983
But it's worth it.

292
00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:31,020
You can't stop us,
corpse blossom.

293
00:13:31,087 --> 00:13:33,325
There's one of you
and six of us.

294
00:13:33,391 --> 00:13:36,030
Really?
Would you like to count again?

295
00:13:36,097 --> 00:13:38,335
♪ ♪

296
00:13:40,172 --> 00:13:42,243
Burnsiverse versus Homerverse.

297
00:13:42,309 --> 00:13:45,415
And the Smitherverse
to nod and take copious notes.

298
00:13:45,482 --> 00:13:47,486
♪ ♪

299
00:14:05,857 --> 00:14:07,159
Excellent.

300
00:14:07,226 --> 00:14:09,197
Each of you is more evil
than the last.

301
00:14:09,263 --> 00:14:11,802
But I'm still
the richest, right?

302
00:14:11,869 --> 00:14:13,171
In my dimension,

303
00:14:13,238 --> 00:14:14,508
you're Smithers' sidekick.

304
00:14:14,575 --> 00:14:16,311
Oh! In that case...

305
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:18,114
(grunts)

306
00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:28,803
Finally.
I'm with the only Homer

307
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,840
I ever wanted.

308
00:14:30,907 --> 00:14:32,409
Say, sweetheart,

309
00:14:32,476 --> 00:14:34,313
park your lips in this garage.

310
00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:36,552
Mmm...

311
00:14:37,821 --> 00:14:40,158
Heavens to Marge‐atroyd!

312
00:14:40,225 --> 00:14:43,532
Exit‐a, stage right!

313
00:14:44,668 --> 00:14:46,037
Oh...

314
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,294
♪ <i>Gotta get up,</i>
<i>gotta get out, gotta get home</i> ♪

315
00:14:53,318 --> 00:14:54,855
♪ <i>Before the morning comes</i> ♪

316
00:14:54,921 --> 00:14:56,825
♪ <i>What if I'm late,</i>
<i>got a big date</i> ♪

317
00:14:56,892 --> 00:15:00,132
♪ <i>Gotta get home</i>
<i>before the sun comes up.</i> ♪

318
00:15:00,198 --> 00:15:02,069
Dear log, at midnight,

319
00:15:02,136 --> 00:15:04,775
I turn nine,
halfway to adulthood.

320
00:15:04,841 --> 00:15:07,881
(gasps) Am I ready
to put <i>Night Night Moon</i>

321
00:15:07,947 --> 00:15:10,520
in the hand‐me‐down box?

322
00:15:13,693 --> 00:15:16,297
MARGE:
Lisa! We're about to
cut the cake!

323
00:15:16,364 --> 00:15:18,602
Come down before your father
steals some icing

324
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:19,604
with his finger!

325
00:15:19,671 --> 00:15:20,573
HOMER:
Too late!

326
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:23,078
(sighs)
Buck up, former kiddo.

327
00:15:23,144 --> 00:15:26,752
You just have to get through
another disappointing party.

328
00:15:26,819 --> 00:15:27,887
Yay.

329
00:15:27,954 --> 00:15:30,058
(sighs)

330
00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:36,070
Oh...

331
00:15:38,441 --> 00:15:40,145
(sighs)

332
00:15:41,582 --> 00:15:42,884
Worm. Snake.

333
00:15:42,951 --> 00:15:44,921
Cigar. Two‐by‐four.

334
00:15:44,988 --> 00:15:46,357
Huh?

335
00:15:46,424 --> 00:15:47,894
Nice party, Lisa.

336
00:15:47,961 --> 00:15:50,933
Didn't realize
the theme was being a loser.

337
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,939
My party is not full of losers.

338
00:15:54,006 --> 00:15:55,977
I can burp magic.

339
00:15:56,043 --> 00:15:57,146
(burps)

340
00:15:57,212 --> 00:15:59,818
(sighs)
Somebody kill me now.

341
00:15:59,885 --> 00:16:02,189
‐(tires screech) ‐Oh!

342
00:16:02,256 --> 00:16:04,460
♪ ♪

343
00:16:05,963 --> 00:16:08,401
(gasps)
Oh, my God! I'm alive!

344
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,971
It must have been a dream.

345
00:16:10,038 --> 00:16:12,677
MARGE:
Lisa! We're about to
cut the cake!

346
00:16:12,744 --> 00:16:15,048
Come down before your father
steals some icing

347
00:16:15,115 --> 00:16:16,050
with his finger!

348
00:16:16,117 --> 00:16:17,486
HOMER:
Too late!

349
00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:19,891
Worm. Snake.

350
00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:22,396
Cigar. Two‐by‐four.

351
00:16:22,463 --> 00:16:23,331
Huh?

352
00:16:23,398 --> 00:16:24,901
Everything's the same.

353
00:16:24,968 --> 00:16:26,471
Nice party, Lisa.

354
00:16:26,538 --> 00:16:27,841
Didn't realize the theme was...

355
00:16:27,907 --> 00:16:28,976
Save it, Sherri.

356
00:16:29,043 --> 00:16:30,345
I'm not a loser.

357
00:16:30,412 --> 00:16:32,483
How did she know
what I was gonna say?

358
00:16:32,550 --> 00:16:34,988
- Are we that predictable?
- Are we that predictable?

359
00:16:35,055 --> 00:16:37,359
(gasps)
I changed what happened.

360
00:16:37,426 --> 00:16:40,833
Which means
I can change my fate.

361
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,604
Sorry, Milhouse.

362
00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:43,506
(tires screech)

363
00:16:43,572 --> 00:16:46,110
My inside's full of owies!

364
00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:47,647
Okay, you killed a kid.

365
00:16:47,714 --> 00:16:51,622
You better do really well
on the written portion.

366
00:16:51,688 --> 00:16:54,594
(chuckles)
How do you like me now, karma?

367
00:16:54,661 --> 00:16:56,430
We need to talk.

368
00:16:56,497 --> 00:16:58,536
Not now.
I just escaped death.

369
00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:00,105
Oh! It's so exhilarating.

370
00:17:00,171 --> 00:17:03,111
I can grow up
and create a cure for...

371
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,482
♪ ♪

372
00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:08,087
(gasps)
Oh. Back at the same beginning?

373
00:17:08,154 --> 00:17:09,423
Okay. Okay.

374
00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:10,669
I can solve this,
I can solve this,

375
00:17:10,693 --> 00:17:12,830
I can solve this!
(grunts)

376
00:17:12,897 --> 00:17:14,333
(shouts)

377
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,437
♪ ♪

378
00:17:16,505 --> 00:17:18,609
(gasps)

379
00:17:18,676 --> 00:17:20,378
(quietly):
Okay. To repeat,

380
00:17:20,445 --> 00:17:23,652
I can solve this.

381
00:17:28,094 --> 00:17:29,229
MARGE:
Lisa!

382
00:17:29,296 --> 00:17:30,866
I know! I know!

383
00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:32,870
Dad's gonna steal some icing!

384
00:17:32,937 --> 00:17:33,872
HOMER:
Too late!

385
00:17:33,939 --> 00:17:35,241
Got to talk fast.

386
00:17:35,308 --> 00:17:36,177
We're both caught
in repeating time loops

387
00:17:36,243 --> 00:17:37,446
where we die at the end.

388
00:17:37,513 --> 00:17:39,116
RALPH:
I can burp magic.

389
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,553
Take two steps back, Ralph.

390
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,590
- Okay.
- (tires screech)

391
00:17:42,657 --> 00:17:43,892
(crash)

392
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,630
(burps)

393
00:17:45,696 --> 00:17:46,531
Trust me.

394
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:49,303
That helps us on so many levels.

395
00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:51,875
Hey, maybe we're supposed
to work together

396
00:17:51,942 --> 00:17:52,944
to save each other.

397
00:17:53,011 --> 00:17:54,914
Boo‐yeah!
(grunts)

398
00:17:54,981 --> 00:17:56,952
(buzzing)

399
00:17:57,019 --> 00:17:58,555
(sighs)
I guess that means

400
00:17:58,622 --> 00:18:01,528
I have to throw myself
into the wood chipper?

401
00:18:01,595 --> 00:18:03,398
Okay.

402
00:18:03,464 --> 00:18:04,868
There's other alternatives!

403
00:18:04,934 --> 00:18:06,672
Now you tell me!

404
00:18:06,738 --> 00:18:08,642
♪ <i>Gotta get up, gotta get out</i> ♪

405
00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:12,049
♪ <i>Gotta get home</i>
<i>before the morning comes</i> ♪

406
00:18:12,115 --> 00:18:13,986
♪ <i>What if I'm late,</i>
<i>got a big date</i> ♪

407
00:18:14,053 --> 00:18:17,694
♪ <i>Gotta get home</i>
<i>before the sun comes up</i> ♪

408
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,430
♪ <i>Up and away, got a big day</i> ♪

409
00:18:19,496 --> 00:18:21,000
♪ <i>Sorry can't stay</i> ♪

410
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,436
♪ <i>I gotta run.</i> ♪

411
00:18:22,503 --> 00:18:24,874
That's what I forgot
to screw in.

412
00:18:25,676 --> 00:18:27,145
I'm glad we don't stay dead,

413
00:18:27,212 --> 00:18:28,916
but this is getting
pretty annoying.

414
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:29,918
We need help.

415
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,153
Yes, we do.

416
00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:32,724
And there's one man in town

417
00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:35,328
who can help us
with time and eternity.

418
00:18:35,395 --> 00:18:38,000
(organ playing)

419
00:18:38,936 --> 00:18:40,438
Yes, you've come
to the right place.

420
00:18:40,506 --> 00:18:42,175
The temporal loop
is simultaneously

421
00:18:42,242 --> 00:18:45,616
the most ambitious and laziest
of the science fiction tropes.

422
00:18:45,683 --> 00:18:47,385
Now, let me look
at my black mirror.

423
00:18:47,452 --> 00:18:48,622
That's not a reference.

424
00:18:48,689 --> 00:18:50,726
It's just, uh...
It's filthy.

425
00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:53,866
Uh‐huh.
So, how do we break the cycle?

426
00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:55,836
I can tell you
what you seek to know,

427
00:18:55,903 --> 00:18:57,205
but my price is...

428
00:18:57,272 --> 00:18:58,407
One breakfast burrito,

429
00:18:58,474 --> 00:18:59,511
all yolk, double bacon.

430
00:18:59,577 --> 00:19:01,046
(gasps)
How did you...

431
00:19:01,113 --> 00:19:03,451
Because this isn't the first
time we've come to you.

432
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:05,856
We've given you 987 burritos.

433
00:19:05,923 --> 00:19:09,898
Wait, well, let's make it
a round thousand, shall we?

434
00:19:12,302 --> 00:19:13,906
All right.
Here you go.

435
00:19:13,972 --> 00:19:17,345
Temporal loops are broken
by being nice in <i>Groundhog Day,</i>

436
00:19:17,412 --> 00:19:19,349
saving the whales
in <i>Star Trek IV,</i>

437
00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:21,855
saying "Orange you glad
I didn't say 'banana'?"

438
00:19:21,922 --> 00:19:23,357
in the knock‐knock joke.

439
00:19:23,424 --> 00:19:25,137
And in the case
of the movie <i>Edge of Tomorrow,</i>

440
00:19:25,161 --> 00:19:27,265
it was stopped
by poor box office.

441
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,836
I suspect Tom Cruise fatigue.

442
00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:31,407
Very... very deadly.

443
00:19:31,473 --> 00:19:33,411
But we've tried all those.

444
00:19:33,477 --> 00:19:35,415
I know this.
You two must each

445
00:19:35,481 --> 00:19:36,518
use your special powers

446
00:19:36,585 --> 00:19:37,585
to help the other,

447
00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:40,258
like Superman and Batman.

448
00:19:40,325 --> 00:19:41,661
Okay. I've got it.

449
00:19:41,728 --> 00:19:43,966
My special power is insight,

450
00:19:44,032 --> 00:19:45,636
and my insight into you is

451
00:19:45,703 --> 00:19:48,007
we need to find
your missing father.

452
00:19:48,074 --> 00:19:51,313
Or we could just kill Gil.

453
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,255
38‐degree angle!

454
00:19:56,725 --> 00:19:57,927
(grunts)

455
00:19:58,729 --> 00:20:00,298
(gasps)
We're alive.

456
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,435
The loop is broken!

457
00:20:02,503 --> 00:20:05,441
So, I guess we go back
to the way things were.

458
00:20:05,509 --> 00:20:07,045
I'll miss you.

459
00:20:07,112 --> 00:20:08,582
Thank you, Nelson.

460
00:20:08,649 --> 00:20:10,686
You helped me be okay
with turning nine.

461
00:20:10,753 --> 00:20:12,455
Once I get out of this loop,

462
00:20:12,523 --> 00:20:14,761
I have the rest of my life
ahead of me.

463
00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:17,900
And, as usual,
I've learned nothing!

464
00:20:19,236 --> 00:20:20,471
(sighs)

465
00:20:20,539 --> 00:20:23,745
- Mm, mm, mm!
- (grumbles)

466
00:20:23,812 --> 00:20:26,985
Mom, I learned something
<i>really</i> important.

467
00:20:27,052 --> 00:20:28,588
No day is ever perfect,

468
00:20:28,655 --> 00:20:31,628
so just enjoy the day
that you have.

469
00:20:31,695 --> 00:20:34,232
ALL:
Happy birthday, Lisa!

470
00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:36,604
(gasps)
I'm finally nine!

471
00:20:36,671 --> 00:20:39,142
And the universe
is back to normal.

472
00:20:39,209 --> 00:20:43,819
(chuckles) Now I can watch
the food go in <i>and</i> out.

473
00:21:29,042 --> 00:21:31,113
(woman shrieks)