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♪ ♪

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Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce
our youngest and brightest star.

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He was very helpful during
our recent operation in Prague.

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Only 11 dead.

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- Excellent. Huzzah!
- Bravo.

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Barely double digits.

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He will now be taking over
our most critical assignment.

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I am on the hunt
for a turned American

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now working for Russia
code‐named Grey Fox.

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In World War II, he served
with the fabled Flying Hellfish,

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the only unit that served
in the Pacific, European

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and Grauman's Chinese Theatres.

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Now Grey Fox lives
in a small American town

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containing a nuclear plant,
stealing their secrets.

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This is a map of all
nuclear plants in America,

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and these
are all the nuclear plants

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with bad security.

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(buzzer buzzing)

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(gasps)

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I will go to each city,

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and in no time at all,

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I will have flushed out
Mr. Grey Fox.

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Even if it takes me a fortnight.

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Oy, what's a fortnight?

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Nobody knows.

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Goodbye, chaps.
I shall find this man

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with English speed
and efficiency.

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No, sir.

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I haven't found him yet.

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Yes, I know it's been 50 years.

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But I've called you
because the dots

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have finally connected,

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and I'm off to prove it.

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If I'm wrong, my entire life
has been a waste.

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Except, of course,
for the reading.

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Ooh.

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And now to flush out the fox.

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♪ ♪

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(snoring)

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Oh, my God.
That's Louise's room.

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Yes, it's terrible.

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Uh, did she...?

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Her family took her back home
to live with them.

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I hate to lose them that way.

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I sure am gonna miss Louise.

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She had a great smile.

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- Oh, yeah, I loved her smile.
- Yeah, she sure did.

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She had a great room.

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- Oh, what a room!
- That was the best.

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- It has a window!
- That opens.

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Her call button actually works!
I want it, I want it, I want it.

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- I want it.
- I want it.
- I want it.

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- I said...
- I want it.
- It's mine.

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She was my friend!
I should get it.

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Louise hated your guts.

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She hated <i>your</i> guts.

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Now, now,
she hated all your guts.

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So she let someone else know
the room was available,

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and they put down
a huge deposit.

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(seniors groan)

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(sighs) For this
I'm taking lucidity meds?

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(spits)

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Uh, who am I?

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<i>GRAMPA: It is an emergency.</i>

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You've got to see
how I got cheated

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out of the only good room
in the place.

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Come on, Dad.
You love your room.

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How would you know?
You never come to visit.

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You don't know
a single thing about me.

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Yes, I do.

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What's my greatest fear?

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Cocktail olives and fascism.

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Everyone's afraid of that.

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Those olives look like eyes.

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‐(groans) ‐Look at this closet.

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It's got
a nice new light fixture,

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not a naked bulb that leaves
nothing to the imagination.

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Hello, boys.

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(both scream)

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Sorry to startle you.

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(panting)
Sorry. I'll be okay.

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(breathing deeply)

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‐(gasping) ‐Ah, thanks.

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(breathing quickly)

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How nice of you
to welcome me to my new room.

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I'm Terrance.

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♪ ♪

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What are you looking at?

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It is so good
to finally meet you.

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You're real.

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You do exist.

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Would you...! Hey!

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My face was wrinkled
just the way I like it.

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Oh, you stay away from me,
fella.

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Unless I need companionship.

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But don't hold your breath.

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We should talk.

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Yeah, you seem interesting,

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but I can't stand old people.

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Ah, j‐just a minute.
I think I know how to tempt you.

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I've studied your family.
(chuckles)

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I‐I know your habits,
your personal pleasures.

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Now, what might work here?

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(mutters) Oh, yeah.
Can I buy you a...

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- Drink?
- Yes.

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- And maybe have pretzels?
- Yes.

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(gasps)
You know everything.

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So, pal, where you from?

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A little bit of everywhere,
really.

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(northern English accent):
I was born in Bristol.

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(Welch accent):
Caught cod off of Cardiff.

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(Yorkshire accent): Fed pudding
to a terrier in Yorkshire.

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(regular voice):
And I know who you are.

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You work at the nuclear plant,

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are married to Marge
and have three children.

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No, I only have tw...

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Wait a minute, you're right.

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(gasps)
That's amazing.

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You're making the hair stand up
on the back of my neck.

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(exhales)
This is it.

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The moment when I say it all.

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There's a lot.
I'm gonna exhaust you.

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Uh, anyone who's interested
in hearing a life story,

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gather round.

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Uh, I'll buy you a drink
for your troubles.

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Aw, I'm calling my sponsor.

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Get over here.
They're giving out free drinks.

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- ♪ ♪
- (dialogue inaudible)

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Wow, those three hours
just flew by.

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I want to hear more
about Terrance.

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I am a spy.

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- No!
- Oh, yes.

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My father was an awful spy.

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A blundering spy.

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Sir, I've figured out
how the Russians

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have stayed
one step ahead of us:

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lucky guesses.

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You fool. They've planted a mole

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at the top
of our secret service.

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Not possible.
I've asked everyone

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if they were a mole,
and they all said no.

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I became a spy
to redeem my father's name.

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I was top of my class.

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LENNY:
Wow.

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A real‐life spy. You must
know your way around women

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and, uh, disillusionment.

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(chuckles):
Ah, yes, I certainly do.

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Always the same.

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She saves your life,
you fall in love,

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you hold her in your arms,

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then some bugger
shoots her dead.

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You hunt the killer,
you track him down,

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he captures you,
he tortures you,

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you kill the killer.

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And round and round you go,
boys.

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That's amazing, Moe.

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So, did you restore
your father's good name?

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No, but I will
when I apprehend my target.

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How long you been at it?

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50 years.

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Um, are you paid by the project
or by the hour?

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No amount of money

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could wipe away
the shame I feel.

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Are you supposed
to be telling us all this?

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Sure.
Nobody retains a word you say

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when you're a man
of a certain age.

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50 years
of serving queen and country.

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Just the one queen, actually.
She really hangs in there.

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But I have nothing
to show for it.

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Until now.

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But, uh... (clears throat)
I shan't get into that just yet.

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- Whatever happened
to your father?
- Oh, he was

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banished to Tipperary,

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making his way back
to my mother, who had left him.

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Do you by any chance know
"It's a Long Way to Tipperary"?

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♪ <i>Up to mighty London</i>
came an Irishman one day ♪

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♪ <i>It's a long way</i>
to Tipperary. ♪

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Damn it!
Everybody sings it that way.

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It was written
to be sung faster.

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It's a pop song.

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♪ <i>It's a long way to go</i> ♪

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♪ <i>It's a long way to Tipperary</i> ♪

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♪ <i>To the sweetest girl I know.</i> ♪

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(crying)

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(sobbing):
Oh, Daddy, I'm so sorry.

186
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Aw, he's miserable.

187
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- He fits right in.
- MARGE: Homer.

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You were supposed to be home
three hours ago.

189
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Oh, please, don't get up.

190
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No, my dear.
Once you start this,

191
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it's best to go ahead with it.

192
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Ah, charmed.

193
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Oh. Homer,
this is the nicest man

194
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you've ever gotten
sloppy drunk with.

195
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You must be Marge.

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When's the last time
you told Marge you loved her?

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Um, let's see.

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Um, it was, uh...

199
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Hmm. Uh...

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When I figured out
how to stuff a porkchop

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with another porkchop.

202
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Thank you for asking.

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Nice drinking free with you.

204
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Maybe I'll see you again.

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Oh, you will.

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Once more, boys. With feeling.

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♪ <i>It's a long way</i>
to Tipperary. ♪

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Every time you sing a song,
it's $5,000 in damage.

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(grunts)

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Aw, come on!

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<i>(snoring)</i>

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‐(phone ringing) ‐What?

213
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2:00 in the morning.

214
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Don't answer it.
Don't answer it.

215
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So, uh, you want to snuggle?

216
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I'm not gonna be romantic
with you

217
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while the phone's ringing.

218
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Hello?

219
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Oh, hi, Terrance.

220
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Yes, it was a pleasure.

221
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Oh, give me that.

222
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Y'ello?

223
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If you want to know
the awful truth

224
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about your father,

225
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come see me now.

226
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Mm...

227
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All right.

228
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I've spent half my life
hunting a Russian agent

229
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known as Grey Fox.

230
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But now I believe I've found him
in this very home.

231
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Your father, Abe.

232
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What? My dad is not a spy.

233
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So you say.
Ask yourself a few questions.

234
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What did your father do
for a living?

235
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I don't know.

236
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Yet he always had money.

237
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More than I expect.

238
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Does he hate this country?

239
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Well, he doesn't like
any of our political parties,

240
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he says "Grand Canyon"
sarcastically,

241
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he thinks
"The Star‐Spangled Banner"

242
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is impossible to sing,

243
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he calls Uncle Sam "Uncle Scam,"

244
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and he doesn't like
people who are different,

245
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so I'd say he's as American
as Apple Watches.

246
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Well, I'm about
to show you otherwise.

247
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♪ ♪

248
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Let me ask you this:

249
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have you ever wondered
how it was

250
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that you got a job
at a nuclear plant so easily?

251
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- Hmm.
- How you retained that job

252
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even though you screwed it up
time after time?

253
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‐(whimpers) ‐Answer me that!

254
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This is insane.

255
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What if Grampa's not the man
I think he is?

256
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What if his name
isn't Grampa at all?

257
00:10:47,961 --> 00:10:51,334
Listen, I understand
you need absolute proof.

258
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:55,109
If you really want to learn
the truth about your father,

259
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:59,317
meet me today at Springfield
Harbor at ten till 2:00.

260
00:10:59,384 --> 00:11:00,587
Okay. I'm in.

261
00:11:00,654 --> 00:11:02,056
But I have one question.

262
00:11:02,123 --> 00:11:02,791
Anything.

263
00:11:02,858 --> 00:11:04,528
Your voice‐‐ it's so great.

264
00:11:04,595 --> 00:11:05,664
Can you do Churchill?

265
00:11:05,730 --> 00:11:09,204
"Never was so much owed
by so many

266
00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:10,372
to so few."

267
00:11:10,439 --> 00:11:11,474
Amazing!

268
00:11:11,542 --> 00:11:15,617
I feel like I'm at a movie
I would fall asleep in.

269
00:11:15,684 --> 00:11:17,921
♪ ♪

270
00:11:19,825 --> 00:11:22,063
He's not here.
Of course he's not.

271
00:11:22,129 --> 00:11:25,169
He's just another crazy coot
from the old folks' home.

272
00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:28,342
TERRANCE:
Don't get between me
and the pigeons, dearie.

273
00:11:28,408 --> 00:11:29,511
Get away from me, lady.

274
00:11:29,578 --> 00:11:30,680
Homer, you fool.

275
00:11:30,747 --> 00:11:31,749
It's me.

276
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,185
What? Prove it.

277
00:11:36,559 --> 00:11:38,462
Oh, my God. That's amazing!

278
00:11:38,529 --> 00:11:41,468
An Englishman dressing in drag!

279
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:43,171
(stammers, sighs)
Never mind, now.

280
00:11:43,238 --> 00:11:45,810
Hide behind that newspaper
and sit down.

281
00:11:45,877 --> 00:11:48,015
Grey Fox is here.

282
00:11:48,081 --> 00:11:49,818
♪ ♪

283
00:11:49,885 --> 00:11:51,822
Each Wednesday,
at precisely 2:00,

284
00:11:51,889 --> 00:11:53,626
Grey Fox comes
to this boardwalk.

285
00:11:53,693 --> 00:11:57,567
He finds an excuse to sit
on the very first bench he sees.

286
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:58,435
Hey, why is that woman talkin'
like a bloody Englishman?

287
00:11:58,503 --> 00:12:03,312
Uh... (Scottish accent):
I'm not English.

288
00:12:03,378 --> 00:12:04,380
I'm Scottish.

289
00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:05,684
And if you say different,

290
00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:08,155
I'll rouge your fat behind!

291
00:12:08,221 --> 00:12:10,894
Oh! You sound just like me ma.

292
00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:12,831
Well, why don't you mind
your own business,

293
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,735
you red‐haired baboon?

294
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:17,273
Oh, it's like a letter
from home.

295
00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:19,043
God bless ya.

296
00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:20,981
(regular English accent):
Now, watch closely.

297
00:12:21,047 --> 00:12:24,220
The second man
is gonna put down his cane.

298
00:12:24,287 --> 00:12:27,861
Now see which cane
your father takes.

299
00:12:27,928 --> 00:12:29,865
No, Dad.
Don't switch canes. Don't.

300
00:12:29,932 --> 00:12:31,769
Don't. Don't. Didn't.

301
00:12:31,836 --> 00:12:33,171
Don't. He did!

302
00:12:33,238 --> 00:12:34,975
Oh, no!

303
00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:36,879
It's called a dead drop.

304
00:12:36,946 --> 00:12:39,384
He's receiving instructions
from his handlers,

305
00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:40,553
hidden in the cane.

306
00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:43,726
(sarcastically): Oh, that
definitely proves he's a spy.

307
00:12:43,793 --> 00:12:44,928
Ooh!

308
00:12:44,995 --> 00:12:47,333
He took the wrong cane!

309
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,807
Hush. Now we're gonna see him
get his payment.

310
00:12:50,874 --> 00:12:52,944
My dad would not spy for money.

311
00:12:53,011 --> 00:12:56,284
He would only do it
because he hated his country.

312
00:12:57,386 --> 00:12:59,457
Just look through these.

313
00:12:59,525 --> 00:13:00,760
♪ ♪

314
00:13:00,827 --> 00:13:03,766
HOMER:
(gasps) This is the worst thing
I've ever seen!

315
00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:06,505
(groans)
Okay, third worst thing!

316
00:13:06,572 --> 00:13:08,141
Oh...

317
00:13:09,010 --> 00:13:10,747
I can't believe it.

318
00:13:10,814 --> 00:13:13,151
♪ <i>Got my secret envelope</i> ♪

319
00:13:13,218 --> 00:13:15,590
♪ <i>Will I say what's in it?</i>
Nope! ♪

320
00:13:15,657 --> 00:13:16,826
No, no.

321
00:13:16,892 --> 00:13:17,961
There, there.

322
00:13:18,028 --> 00:13:20,767
A reveal takes time
to get used to.

323
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:21,902
I should've known.

324
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,639
He was a lousy dad.

325
00:13:23,706 --> 00:13:25,777
He never took me
on a Ferris wheel.

326
00:13:25,844 --> 00:13:28,649
I'd have been proud
to have a boy like you.

327
00:13:28,716 --> 00:13:30,219
I've only known you a few days,

328
00:13:30,285 --> 00:13:32,490
but I believe
everything you say.

329
00:13:32,557 --> 00:13:34,862
Let me buy you a cotton candy.

330
00:13:34,928 --> 00:13:36,498
Pink one, Daddy!

331
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,705
You can't bring
that cup of wine with you

332
00:13:39,771 --> 00:13:41,441
on the Ferris wheel, sir.

333
00:13:41,509 --> 00:13:43,646
It shall be gone
before you finish tightening

334
00:13:43,713 --> 00:13:44,715
the safety arm.

335
00:13:44,781 --> 00:13:46,719
(gulping)

336
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:47,785
(sighs)

337
00:13:47,821 --> 00:13:50,192
Look at all those blurry
little dots down there.

338
00:13:50,259 --> 00:13:53,165
Sir, you haven't gotten
on the ride yet.

339
00:13:53,231 --> 00:13:54,167
(grunts)

340
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:57,339
Balance me with a cannonball
and start her up.

341
00:13:57,406 --> 00:13:59,645
Okay.

342
00:13:59,711 --> 00:14:01,749
So my father's a spy.

343
00:14:01,815 --> 00:14:02,918
What happens now?

344
00:14:02,984 --> 00:14:04,655
There are two ways this can go.

345
00:14:04,721 --> 00:14:06,491
Here's the better one.

346
00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:07,627
Your father trusts you,

347
00:14:07,694 --> 00:14:10,767
so you're the only one
who can bring him in safely.

348
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,571
Then I'll deliver him
to justice.

349
00:14:12,637 --> 00:14:16,712
I promise he'll be treated as
well as he is in the home now.

350
00:14:16,779 --> 00:14:20,285
I prefer
he be treated slightly better.

351
00:14:20,352 --> 00:14:21,352
Deal.

352
00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:26,632
Brush your teeth after.

353
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,235
You didn't say with what.

354
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,705
(grunting)

355
00:14:29,771 --> 00:14:32,243
♪ ♪

356
00:14:32,309 --> 00:14:33,044
(creaking)

357
00:14:33,111 --> 00:14:34,615
Dad, we have to go.

358
00:14:34,681 --> 00:14:35,817
Go where?

359
00:14:35,883 --> 00:14:37,262
You don't have to lie
to me anymore.

360
00:14:37,286 --> 00:14:38,756
I know who you really are.

361
00:14:38,823 --> 00:14:40,793
That's good. Who am I?

362
00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:42,263
No more games! I'm sorry,

363
00:14:42,329 --> 00:14:44,433
but the only thing I can do
is turn you in.

364
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:47,373
Don't worry.
They promised me you'll be okay.

365
00:14:47,439 --> 00:14:49,645
Is this one of your tricks
to get me to see

366
00:14:49,711 --> 00:14:51,949
- the butt doctor again?
- Please!

367
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,086
Terrance will be here
any second.

368
00:14:57,459 --> 00:14:59,163
No! I can't do it!

369
00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:01,735
I'll take you somewhere far away
where they can't find you.

370
00:15:01,802 --> 00:15:03,104
But we've got to leave now.

371
00:15:03,171 --> 00:15:04,407
Say your goodbyes, quick.

372
00:15:04,473 --> 00:15:06,879
You know,
"goodbye" is a contraction

373
00:15:06,945 --> 00:15:09,350
of the farewell phrase
"God be with you,"

374
00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:12,489
while "farewell" is a
contraction of "fare thee well."

375
00:15:12,557 --> 00:15:14,093
Shut up and let's go!

376
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,963
Sorry, gentlemen.

377
00:15:16,030 --> 00:15:19,504
I'm afraid
there's been a change in plans.

378
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:21,575
Get in the car.

379
00:15:21,642 --> 00:15:22,911
I call shotgun!

380
00:15:22,977 --> 00:15:24,146
D'oh!

381
00:15:24,213 --> 00:15:28,088
Thank heaven
I lost all feeling years ago,

382
00:15:28,154 --> 00:15:29,925
so this won't be difficult.

383
00:15:29,991 --> 00:15:31,562
Do you even have a license?

384
00:15:31,628 --> 00:15:34,668
- Just a license... to kill.
- (Homer and Grampa whimper)

385
00:15:41,147 --> 00:15:43,284
<i>GRAMPA:</i>
<i>You idiot!</i>
Someone tells you I'm a spy

386
00:15:43,351 --> 00:15:44,755
<i>and you immediately believe it?</i>

387
00:15:44,821 --> 00:15:47,761
No, I believed it
because I saw you do spy stuff.

388
00:15:47,827 --> 00:15:49,263
What spy stuff?

389
00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:51,134
You switched canes in the park.

390
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,939
I'm always takin'
someone else's somethin'.

391
00:15:54,006 --> 00:15:55,342
I have two Jell‐Os every lunch,

392
00:15:55,409 --> 00:15:57,413
and I'm not even supposed
to eat Jell‐O.

393
00:15:57,479 --> 00:16:00,118
Well, what about the envelope
from the Russians?

394
00:16:00,185 --> 00:16:03,358
Those were
Canadian blood pressure meds.

395
00:16:05,095 --> 00:16:06,297
I got high blood pressure

396
00:16:06,364 --> 00:16:08,334
from trying to pay
for my American pills.

397
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,773
I know you always think
the worst of me,

398
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,445
but how could you believe this?

399
00:16:13,512 --> 00:16:14,915
Wait a minute.

400
00:16:14,981 --> 00:16:17,687
Even though you suspected
I was a traitor,

401
00:16:17,754 --> 00:16:19,724
you wanted to save me.

402
00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:21,360
Of course I did.

403
00:16:21,427 --> 00:16:22,564
Which means...

404
00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:24,968
mwah, you love me.

405
00:16:25,035 --> 00:16:26,103
(sobbing)

406
00:16:26,170 --> 00:16:27,807
Apparently.

407
00:16:29,076 --> 00:16:30,613
I love you, Dad.

408
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,194
- GRAMPA: I love you, son.
- ("In the Mood" by Glenn Miller
playing)

409
00:16:33,218 --> 00:16:34,888
- (increasing volume)
- HOMER: I love you.

410
00:16:34,955 --> 00:16:36,558
GRAMPA:
I love you.

411
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:39,631
HOMER:
Oh, and I love you. (crying)

412
00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,568
GRAMPA:
And I love you.

413
00:16:41,635 --> 00:16:44,774
And I love you more
than you love me.

414
00:16:44,841 --> 00:16:46,344
HOMER:
Oh, no.

415
00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:49,016
- ♪ ♪
- (Homer speaking indistinctly)

416
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:50,318
We're here to see Terrance.

417
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:53,659
My husband went to see him last
night and he never came back.

418
00:16:53,726 --> 00:16:54,728
Not here.

419
00:16:54,794 --> 00:16:55,997
How 'bout our grandpa?

420
00:16:56,063 --> 00:16:57,165
Also not here.

421
00:16:57,232 --> 00:16:59,470
Do you see anything
that goes on here?

422
00:16:59,538 --> 00:17:02,544
(groans) Your father and
grandfather left with Terrance.

423
00:17:02,610 --> 00:17:06,017
Your father‐in‐law was mouthing
the words "help me,"

424
00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:08,187
but I'm trained to ignore that.

425
00:17:08,254 --> 00:17:11,027
(English accent): Excuse me,
are you friends with Terrance?

426
00:17:11,093 --> 00:17:13,064
I'm his daughter, Hazel.

427
00:17:13,131 --> 00:17:16,437
Your father took my husband
and his father away.

428
00:17:16,505 --> 00:17:19,143
Homer left me this phone message
last night.

429
00:17:19,209 --> 00:17:21,314
<i>Marge! I'm... (static)</i>
locked in a trunk!

430
00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:23,051
<i>(static)</i>
And not in a good way!

431
00:17:23,117 --> 00:17:24,588
<i>I got to...</i>
(static)

432
00:17:24,654 --> 00:17:25,890
What's going on?

433
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:28,161
Have you heard anything
from your dad?

434
00:17:28,227 --> 00:17:30,165
He never remembers to call.

435
00:17:30,231 --> 00:17:32,737
Especially when
he's killing people.

436
00:17:32,804 --> 00:17:34,841
Killing people?!

437
00:17:34,908 --> 00:17:36,511
But that's when he was a spy.

438
00:17:36,578 --> 00:17:39,350
Now he's retired
and a bit delusional,

439
00:17:39,416 --> 00:17:41,253
bless his moldy melon.

440
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,460
Good thing
he couldn't get hold of a gun.

441
00:17:44,527 --> 00:17:45,796
In England.

442
00:17:45,863 --> 00:17:48,301
Gun delivery for Crazy Terrance.

443
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,704
Didn't give a last name.

444
00:17:49,771 --> 00:17:52,242
Just said he was workin'
for a foreign government.

445
00:17:52,309 --> 00:17:54,113
What about the waiting period?

446
00:17:54,179 --> 00:17:56,518
Oh, I waited for him
to hand me cash.

447
00:17:56,585 --> 00:17:57,486
Period.

448
00:17:57,553 --> 00:17:59,924
(gravel crunching under tires)

449
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:03,866
Uh, we're on a gravel road
and we're slowing down.

450
00:18:03,932 --> 00:18:05,603
Not a good sign.

451
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:06,938
(door opens, closes)

452
00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:10,011
(footsteps)

453
00:18:10,078 --> 00:18:11,213
This is it, Dad.

454
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,750
I forgive you for everything.

455
00:18:12,817 --> 00:18:14,186
You, too, son.

456
00:18:14,253 --> 00:18:16,223
If he asks me
to dig my own grave,

457
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:18,729
I'm totally not gonna do
a good job.

458
00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:20,966
WIGGUM:
Well, this is
a wild goose chase.

459
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,369
There's no one in the car.

460
00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:24,574
MARGE:
Open the trunk.

461
00:18:24,641 --> 00:18:25,976
Well, I'll be.

462
00:18:26,043 --> 00:18:27,847
I solved a case.

463
00:18:27,914 --> 00:18:29,016
How did I do this?

464
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:32,389
I tracked my father
with my cell phone.

465
00:18:32,456 --> 00:18:33,525
Show‐off.

466
00:18:33,592 --> 00:18:35,572
(American accent): I'll put out
the bulletin, Yanks.

467
00:18:35,596 --> 00:18:36,996
(English accent):
Damn it. I mean...

468
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:37,967
(American accent):
Guys!

469
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,071
Dad, I know that's you.

470
00:18:40,138 --> 00:18:42,810
Move yo' ass, sister.
I'm workin' here.

471
00:18:44,446 --> 00:18:47,854
I heard someone's been
a little naughty.

472
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,389
A bit kidnappy.

473
00:18:49,456 --> 00:18:51,360
(English accent):
Oh, my God, you're right.

474
00:18:51,427 --> 00:18:53,397
I've mucked it up again.

475
00:18:53,464 --> 00:18:55,335
Officers, I hope you never know
what it's like

476
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:58,241
to face a lifetime
of failing at your duty.

477
00:18:58,307 --> 00:19:00,178
Never happen, my friend.

478
00:19:00,245 --> 00:19:01,848
Cuffs. Cuffs.

479
00:19:01,915 --> 00:19:04,153
Oh, who's got the cuffs?!

480
00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:07,627
I'm‐I'm nothing.

481
00:19:07,693 --> 00:19:09,998
I'm a failure.
I'm worse than my father.

482
00:19:10,064 --> 00:19:14,239
I'm just a hopeless bag
of useless...

483
00:19:14,306 --> 00:19:17,547
Can't even kick myself.

484
00:19:17,613 --> 00:19:18,749
<i>Aw. Poor fella.</i>

485
00:19:18,816 --> 00:19:21,020
<i>Nothin' to show</i>
for 50 years' work.

486
00:19:21,086 --> 00:19:22,790
<i>But who does</i>
except for Tom Jones?

487
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:26,297
<i>(chuckles)</i>
That guy loves <i>not being dead.</i>

488
00:19:26,363 --> 00:19:28,167
<i>But I could help this guy.</i>

489
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:30,973
<i>By being the Grey Box.</i>

490
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,977
<i>Or whatever.</i>

491
00:19:33,044 --> 00:19:35,315
You know what?
You got your man.

492
00:19:35,381 --> 00:19:37,687
I did spy for the Russkies.

493
00:19:37,753 --> 00:19:39,824
I am the Grey Fox!

494
00:19:39,891 --> 00:19:41,628
(sniffles)
R‐Really?

495
00:19:41,695 --> 00:19:45,034
Yep. I always knew
you'd be the one to get me.

496
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,439
Oh‐ho! Good show, me!

497
00:19:47,506 --> 00:19:50,980
I have to admit, I did doubt
myself a couple of times.

498
00:19:51,046 --> 00:19:53,451
Well, now you can retire
a happy man,

499
00:19:53,518 --> 00:19:57,259
watch Fox News and feel
your brain turn to angry mush.

500
00:19:57,325 --> 00:19:59,463
Congratulations.

501
00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:00,733
Mm.

502
00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:04,206
(exhales)
Marge, may I give you a hug?

503
00:20:04,273 --> 00:20:06,076
Of course.

504
00:20:06,143 --> 00:20:07,143
(gunshot)

505
00:20:07,178 --> 00:20:09,784
No! It's happened again!

506
00:20:09,851 --> 00:20:10,886
No, no, no, she's fine.

507
00:20:10,953 --> 00:20:13,457
I was just shootin' off the top
of a soda can.

508
00:20:13,525 --> 00:20:14,928
(chuckles)
Yeah.

509
00:20:14,994 --> 00:20:18,502
Homer, why don't you ride back
with Terrance?

510
00:20:18,568 --> 00:20:19,369
Okay.

511
00:20:19,436 --> 00:20:21,073
No, no. Up front.

512
00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:23,044
Up front! Like a grown‐up!

513
00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:25,048
(engine revs)

514
00:20:25,114 --> 00:20:26,751
♪ <i>It's a long way</i> ♪

515
00:20:26,818 --> 00:20:28,956
♪ <i>To Tipperary</i> ♪

516
00:20:29,022 --> 00:20:30,391
Faster! Come on!

517
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:33,097
♪ <i>It's a long way to go</i> ♪

518
00:20:33,164 --> 00:20:34,534
♪ <i>Tiddly pom</i> ♪

519
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,740
BOTH:
♪ <i>It's a long way to Tipperary</i> ♪

520
00:20:37,807 --> 00:20:40,946
♪ <i>To the sweetest girl I know!</i> ♪

521
00:20:42,683 --> 00:20:44,721
♪ ♪

522
00:20:53,437 --> 00:20:54,984
- (quietly): Dad, come here.
- What is it?

523
00:20:55,008 --> 00:20:56,143
Shh!

524
00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:57,254
<i>MALE VOICE:</i>
Korova govorit "mu."

525
00:20:57,278 --> 00:20:58,782
<i>Koza govorit "ba."</i>

526
00:20:58,849 --> 00:20:59,784
It's Russian.

527
00:20:59,851 --> 00:21:02,723
What's going on in here, missy?

528
00:21:02,790 --> 00:21:06,430
<i>Osel govorit "hee haw, hee haw."</i>

529
00:21:06,497 --> 00:21:08,134
"Made in Russia"?

530
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:12,342
Oh, that's why that thing
only cost three bucks on Amazon.

531
00:21:13,144 --> 00:21:16,250
Captioning sponsored by
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532
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,387
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533
00:21:18,454 --> 00:21:20,526
And FORD.
We go further, so you can.

534
00:21:20,592 --> 00:21:22,930
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535
00:21:31,815 --> 00:21:33,852
Shh!

