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♪ <i>Love is a song
that never ends</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Sunshine turns to rain</i> ♪

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♪ <i>In Disney cartoons,
a parent dies</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Life will be full of pain</i> ♪

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♪ <i>We bring tears
to children's eyes</i> ♪

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<i>HOMER: ♪ They'll never sleep again</i> ♪

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<i>CHORUS: ♪ Ooh.</i> ♪

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Barti, wait for me.

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Shh!
Stop all that noise.

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A hunter has entered the forest.

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Cool.
What's a hunter?

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(gunshots)

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- Run, Barti, run!
- Not without you, Mama.

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(gunshot)

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Owl season starts next week.
Next week!

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- (gunshot)
- Death.

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Barti,
if you love me, run!

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♪ ♪

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(gunshot)

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I made it, Mama.

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Mama?

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Mama?!

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Where‐where's my mama?

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I'm fine, sweetheart.
I'm fine.

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Your father took care of
the bad man.

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Time for a little "stag party."

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(hunter grunting)

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- Thank God you're herbivores.
- That's right.

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And today your name is "Herb."

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(gobbling grunts)

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♪ ♪

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(thunder crashes)

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This family is so poor.

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I hate to say it,
but you are a bad provider.

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Hey, I put
a roof over your head.

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(yelping)

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Okay, under your head.

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Family, I have excellent news.

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I got a job as a tutor
in a nice, rich home.

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How deep is the water
in their living room?

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There's no water
in their living room.

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(gasps) That's a thing?

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Oh, Homie, use a coaster.

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Okay, here's a math problem.

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How long can the two of us

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watch your hundred‐inch TV
before anyone gets wise?

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"Y" equals 102.

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What the hell
are you talking about?

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I want to watch TV.

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♪ ♪

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Tickets.

52
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(both laughing)

53
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Oh, this works on two levels:
blood and guts.

54
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Sir, you're not happy
with me? Why?

55
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You have the poor person smell.
(sniffs)

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Gas station ramen,
a whiff of despair.

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May I? (sniffs)
Oh, also class resentment.

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Almost boiling over.

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- Very dangerous.
- Mm‐hmm.

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Now leave. I just have
to find another idiot

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to take your job.

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Idiot, eh?

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How did you
hear about this position?

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Well, through proper channels.

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Certainly not through
your tutor,

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who I never met,

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Or your new maid, Marge.
Or your‐‐

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Lisa, what's your job again?

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Uh, sir, I'm the art teacher.

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Aw, you've loved art ever
since you were a little...

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late for the job interview.

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<i>Ja, ja. Gut.</i>

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We are leaving
on a long vacation.

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Here are the keys to the beer
garden, the saxophone room,

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and my armory of stink bombs.

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- Can we trust you?
- Honored sir,

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we are beyond reproach.

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Especially the new groundskeeper.

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Ah. (grunts)

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(belches)

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I think she has
a thing for the pool boy.

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(thunder crashes)

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(chuckles)
Stupid rich people.

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While they're gone, we eat
their food, drink their booze,

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and break
their complicated toilets.

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I was not built
for the American ass.

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(French accent): He thinks
I am a drinking fountain. Ugh.

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(thunder crashes)

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(doorbell rings)

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Who could that be?
At this hour?

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In the pouring rain?

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<i>Please let me in.
My jeans are wet.</i>

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<i>And they're
my only pair of pants.</i>

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Oh, you poor, poor man.

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Can I get you some tea?

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Oh, yeah, I‐I know where it is.

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Sir, what are you doing?

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I need to go...
downstairs. (grunts)

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Daddy's coming!

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Go on... without me.

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Really, fatso?

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You're that exhausted
going <i>downstairs?</i>

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Why, you little...

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(grunting)

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(groans)

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Huh?

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That's right,
I hid my family

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in this cramped,
windowless basement.

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This is nicer than our house.

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See what I mean?
Bad provider.

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Everything was great

112
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until you parasites
took our jobs.

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You're squatting in the basement
and you're calling <i>us</i> parasites?

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Well, maybe the truth is
the master is the parasite

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because he exploits us all,
and, um, yeah, okay.

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This is where you're supposed
to be smacking them

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- with the frying pan.
- Sorry. (grunts)

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(grunts, groans)

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(overlapping shouting)

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- Parasites.
- Parasites!

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Geez, how many people
live down here?

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People of all incomes.

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This house is an allegory.

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Emphasis on "gory."

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You don't have
a worthwhile bone in your body.

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(cries out)

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(all shouting, grunting)

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Wait! If we all work together,
regardless of class,

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we could finally change
everything for the better.

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Wow, that sounds great.
Unless it's socialism.

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Not totally,
but certain aspects are

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- similar to social...
- Kill her!

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(all shouting)

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Seeing all that horror
and poverty makes me think

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- we should lower the corporate
tax rate even further.
- Agreed.

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(gunshot)

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There's no way they
can get up here, is there?

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Heh, heh, heh.

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My last words are

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"I'm too young
and beautiful to die.

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Take a baby instead."

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(shouting, grunting)

143
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Well, Marge, I finally
got you a house with no leaks.

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Yeah, but it's filled
with dead bodies.

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(scoffs)
Some people are never happy.

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♪ ♪

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And they say on moonless nights,

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just like this one,

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in ordinary neighborhoods,
just like this one,

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the ghost of
the murdered squirrel

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leaps, treehouse to treehouse,

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biting the toes of little girls.

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(screams)

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(chuckles)
You sure scared them.

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- Can you get off my lap?
- In due time.

156
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Oh, Marge.

157
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I did a chore today.

158
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Which one?

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Unloaded the dishwasher.
All... the... way.

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Ooh.

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(both moaning)

162
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Mom, Dad,
can we sleep in your bed?

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(Lisa whimpering)

164
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Oh, which scary story did
Bart tell you this time?

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The one where the little girl's
head is filled with potato bugs,

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and there's no way
she can tell?

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'Cause that's
only partially true.

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No! And that's even worse!

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Lousy treehouse.

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Every year,
three scary stories:

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two of them good,
and a lame one in the middle.

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I'll put an end to that.

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(grunting)

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(yawning)

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Stupid hard work.
I'll put an end to that.

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(thunder crashes)

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Who dares cleave my trunk,
because...

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You keep talkin'.

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I'm gonna chop you down

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before you finish that sentence.

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(grunting)

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(dog howls)

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<i>I am Groot.</i>

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(laughter)

185
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Hmm. You're real mature.

186
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Laughin' at
a brain‐damaged tree.

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(shouting, screaming)

188
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Help! Help! S‐O‐S!

189
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Is there a dendrologist
in the house?

190
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And this is
the Doppler Effect...

191
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Always teaching science...

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(thud)

193
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Oh, ain't that nice?
A tree farm.

194
00:10:04,508 --> 00:10:05,977
No!

195
00:10:06,044 --> 00:10:08,482
This holiday is worse
than Dutch Elm Disease.

196
00:10:08,550 --> 00:10:10,152
Eh, no offense there.

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00:10:18,302 --> 00:10:20,774
- Oh, yeah...
- (muttering indistinctly)

198
00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:26,919
Humans have abused us
for too long.

199
00:10:26,986 --> 00:10:30,259
Today we celebrate
our Arbor Day.

200
00:10:30,326 --> 00:10:34,134
We have got to get
a better name for that holiday.

201
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I may live in the human world,

202
00:10:49,264 --> 00:10:51,368
but I never forget
my tree roots.

203
00:10:51,434 --> 00:10:55,476
Hey! How'd you like me
to pick something off you?

204
00:10:56,546 --> 00:10:59,050
I didn't like it at all.

205
00:11:00,286 --> 00:11:02,023
Feed me. Feed me!

206
00:11:02,089 --> 00:11:03,526
(laughs)

207
00:11:03,593 --> 00:11:05,664
You're not a tree.
You're a plant.

208
00:11:05,730 --> 00:11:08,202
Yes, but I identify as a tree.

209
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,139
I'm a trans‐plant.

210
00:11:10,206 --> 00:11:12,310
(laughing)

211
00:11:12,376 --> 00:11:14,949
A legion of forest grumps
is heading into town,

212
00:11:15,015 --> 00:11:19,758
bent on revenge for years of
bad tree‐tment. (groans)

213
00:11:19,825 --> 00:11:23,265
This just in, my chest...
(grunts)

214
00:11:33,385 --> 00:11:35,991
All right, this is it.
No tree is a match for

215
00:11:36,057 --> 00:11:37,260
a human with a wooden bat.

216
00:11:37,326 --> 00:11:41,134
First, we kill them,
then we hang our hammocks!

217
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,403
(cheering

218
00:11:42,470 --> 00:11:44,942
(chainsaw revving)

219
00:11:45,009 --> 00:11:46,913
Finally I'll get my revenge

220
00:11:46,979 --> 00:11:49,551
for all the leaves I had
to rake, and all the prunin'.

221
00:11:49,618 --> 00:11:52,724
And the times a tree leaped
out in front of me tractor

222
00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:54,695
when I was textin' me friends.

223
00:11:54,762 --> 00:11:57,033
Gah!
(chainsaw revs)

224
00:12:01,274 --> 00:12:03,211
Oh, no. Pollen!

225
00:12:03,278 --> 00:12:05,583
And I'm all
out of antihistamine.

226
00:12:05,650 --> 00:12:07,453
(sneezing)

227
00:12:09,558 --> 00:12:10,392
Huh?

228
00:12:10,459 --> 00:12:12,564
Time to hit me a homer.

229
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:19,210
♪ ♪

230
00:12:21,047 --> 00:12:22,216
(roars)

231
00:12:28,061 --> 00:12:29,297
Whee!

232
00:12:33,539 --> 00:12:34,842
Oh, the trees won.

233
00:12:34,908 --> 00:12:38,181
Another crass play for
an environmental award.

234
00:12:38,248 --> 00:12:42,189
You will make
a fine beanbag chair.

235
00:12:42,256 --> 00:12:44,394
That is very difficult
to dispute.

236
00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:45,630
However...

237
00:12:45,697 --> 00:12:47,567
(grunts) Oh, boy...

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00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,872
♪ ♪

239
00:12:51,207 --> 00:12:52,944
(scoffs)
Halloween isn't over,

240
00:12:53,011 --> 00:12:55,249
and they're already
starting with Christmas.

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00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,463
♪ ♪

242
00:13:05,002 --> 00:13:08,108
<i>In January, Bart was awful,</i>

243
00:13:08,175 --> 00:13:10,980
<i>put earthworms
in his father's waffle.</i>

244
00:13:11,047 --> 00:13:13,418
<i>In February,
the dead of winter,</i>

245
00:13:13,485 --> 00:13:16,926
<i>Bart catfished teacher,
right on Tinder.</i>

246
00:13:16,992 --> 00:13:19,832
<i>In March,
we saw the start of spring.</i>

247
00:13:19,898 --> 00:13:22,804
<i>Bart unscrewed
the playground swing.</i>

248
00:13:22,871 --> 00:13:25,309
<i>April's known for paying taxes.</i>

249
00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:28,415
<i>For Bart, it's known
for nude butt faxes.</i>

250
00:13:28,482 --> 00:13:32,256
<i>- In May...
- HOMER: Oh, how many months
are there?!</i>

251
00:13:33,225 --> 00:13:35,162
<i>In May we dance
around a pole.</i>

252
00:13:35,229 --> 00:13:37,934
<i>Bart knocked it down
with a car he stole.</i>

253
00:13:38,001 --> 00:13:39,805
<i>June is halfway through
the year.</i>

254
00:13:39,872 --> 00:13:42,009
<i>Bart has a sip
of his first beer.</i>

255
00:13:42,076 --> 00:13:44,313
<i>July is when
the Bastille falls.</i>

256
00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:47,052
<i>Bart cuts heads
off Lisa's dolls.</i>

257
00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:49,925
<i>August is always a scorcher.</i>

258
00:13:49,992 --> 00:13:51,929
<i>Bart perfects
his turtle torture.</i>

259
00:13:51,996 --> 00:13:54,568
<i>September,
Bart won't even mention.</i>

260
00:13:54,635 --> 00:13:56,739
<i>He spends the whole month
in detention.</i>

261
00:13:56,805 --> 00:13:58,943
<i>October ends with Halloween.</i>

262
00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:01,014
<i>Bart eats candy
till he's green.</i>

263
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,451
<i>In November,
Bart can carve the turkey.</i>

264
00:14:03,519 --> 00:14:06,559
<i>He'll be serving human jerky.
(chuckles)</i>

265
00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:09,297
<i>Then, worst of all,
in cold December...</i>

266
00:14:09,363 --> 00:14:11,602
(choking)

267
00:14:11,669 --> 00:14:13,940
<i>(automated voice):
R. I. P.</i>

268
00:14:23,058 --> 00:14:25,028
<i>(phone ringing)</i>

269
00:14:25,095 --> 00:14:26,331
<i>(Homer screams)</i>

270
00:14:28,769 --> 00:14:31,140
Lisa, we have
something to tell you.

271
00:14:31,207 --> 00:14:33,679
We had a party
and didn't invite you.

272
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,986
It was a week ago.
We watched a cool TikTok.

273
00:14:37,052 --> 00:14:39,123
But anyone
who watches the TikTok

274
00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:41,294
dies after seven days.

275
00:14:41,361 --> 00:14:43,633
I watched it first. (grunts)

276
00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:44,968
Oopsie!

277
00:14:45,035 --> 00:14:47,406
Finally, I'm not a twin anymore.

278
00:14:47,473 --> 00:14:50,513
I can have the top bunk and...
(yells)

279
00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:53,451
I killed Jerry and Larry.

280
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:56,324
Bart, have you heard
about this deadly TikTok?

281
00:14:56,391 --> 00:14:59,463
Oh, yeah. Everyone was invited
to that party except you.

282
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:02,336
- Even Milhouse?
- I was the bouncer.

283
00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:04,841
(laughing)

284
00:15:04,908 --> 00:15:07,714
Then I watched that
TikTok eight times.

285
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:09,518
(groans)

286
00:15:09,584 --> 00:15:12,524
I didn't watch it.
But you can if you want.

287
00:15:14,293 --> 00:15:15,295
Nice try.

288
00:15:15,362 --> 00:15:17,667
If we knew
what was in that video,

289
00:15:17,734 --> 00:15:19,604
maybe we could stop it.

290
00:15:21,975 --> 00:15:23,713
We just have to find someone

291
00:15:23,779 --> 00:15:25,449
who isn't afraid of death

292
00:15:25,516 --> 00:15:27,353
and likes to watch TV.

293
00:15:27,419 --> 00:15:29,223
I'm your man.

294
00:15:29,290 --> 00:15:34,200
But, Grampa, if you do watch,
you die in seven days.

295
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,605
That's three more
than the doctor gave me.

296
00:15:36,672 --> 00:15:38,475
(laughs)

297
00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:39,542
Okay.

298
00:15:39,578 --> 00:15:41,882
First,
there's an evil‐looking ring.

299
00:15:41,949 --> 00:15:43,385
Then an empty chair.

300
00:15:43,451 --> 00:15:45,389
Then a lady combing her hair.

301
00:15:45,455 --> 00:15:48,829
I like the old movies
where the combing was implied.

302
00:15:48,896 --> 00:15:50,833
Now there's a bunch of maggots.

303
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:51,969
Satan head.

304
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,340
More maggots. More maggots.

305
00:15:54,407 --> 00:15:56,277
No, wait,
that's an ad for Chipotle.

306
00:15:56,344 --> 00:15:58,516
Now a woman's jumping
off a cliff,

307
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,586
and we end up
with an abandoned well.

308
00:16:00,653 --> 00:16:02,757
This is the kind of movie
you watch in a museum

309
00:16:02,824 --> 00:16:04,126
when your feet hurt.

310
00:16:04,193 --> 00:16:05,630
And my feet always hurt.

311
00:16:05,696 --> 00:16:06,799
(phone rings)

312
00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:09,336
<i>MALE VOICE:
Seven days.</i>

313
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:10,105
What?

314
00:16:10,172 --> 00:16:12,977
<i>Seven days.</i>

315
00:16:13,044 --> 00:16:14,781
I can't hear ya.

316
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:17,085
<i>(angrily):
Seven days.</i>

317
00:16:17,152 --> 00:16:18,956
Maybe I better jot this down.

318
00:16:19,023 --> 00:16:20,660
What was your name again?

319
00:16:20,726 --> 00:16:22,797
<i>(demonic growling)</i>

320
00:16:25,268 --> 00:16:27,507
I don't know who you are
or what you want,

321
00:16:27,574 --> 00:16:29,878
but let me give you
my credit card number.

322
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,849
I don't have time
for your nonsense.

323
00:16:31,915 --> 00:16:33,117
We have bigger problems.

324
00:16:33,184 --> 00:16:35,523
Steroid allegations
on the kickball team.

325
00:16:37,392 --> 00:16:38,428
Psst.

326
00:16:38,495 --> 00:16:41,702
I know about
your infernal TikTok.

327
00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:49,083
This is the tragic tale
of a sad second‐grader.

328
00:16:49,149 --> 00:16:51,220
Mopey Mary, they called her.

329
00:16:51,287 --> 00:16:52,924
Kids can be so cruel.

330
00:16:52,991 --> 00:16:57,499
Ooh, "Mopey." The worst thing
you can call someone in 1932.

331
00:16:57,567 --> 00:17:00,038
One cold February,

332
00:17:00,105 --> 00:17:02,409
<i>after receiving naught
in her Valentine's box</i>

333
00:17:02,476 --> 00:17:04,514
<i>but a poop
from the class rabbit,</i>

334
00:17:04,581 --> 00:17:07,921
<i>poor Mary ran
to the old school well</i>

335
00:17:07,987 --> 00:17:09,456
<i>and threw herself in.</i>

336
00:17:09,524 --> 00:17:11,895
<i>She was down there
for seven days</i>

337
00:17:11,962 --> 00:17:14,968
<i>before anyone bothered to look.</i>

338
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,707
<i>Fortunately,
it was the end of my shift.</i>

339
00:17:17,774 --> 00:17:19,978
<i>(whistles happily)</i>

340
00:17:20,045 --> 00:17:21,080
<i>BART:
Wait a minute.</i>

341
00:17:21,147 --> 00:17:22,850
<i>We don't have a school well.</i>

342
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,086
<i>WILLIE:
I covered it</i>

343
00:17:24,153 --> 00:17:26,658
<i>so no one would
ever go near it again.</i>

344
00:17:26,725 --> 00:17:29,531
They say the unhappy spirit
of Mopey Mary lurks

345
00:17:29,598 --> 00:17:33,304
in the murderous video
shared by popular children.

346
00:17:33,371 --> 00:17:35,610
Shouldn't you have
told the police first?

347
00:17:35,676 --> 00:17:37,179
I tried to tell Wiggum.

348
00:17:37,245 --> 00:17:39,551
He got scared and ran off.

349
00:17:40,485 --> 00:17:43,191
Daddy, that's my pee‐pee bed.

350
00:17:43,257 --> 00:17:45,563
Uh, not anymore.
(chuckles)

351
00:17:49,504 --> 00:17:52,042
Looks like it's up to me
to save the school.

352
00:17:52,109 --> 00:17:53,646
I can do this.

353
00:17:53,712 --> 00:17:55,482
Beware.

354
00:17:55,549 --> 00:17:56,752
Milhouse?

355
00:17:56,818 --> 00:18:00,091
Yeah. It was really nice of
them to give me ghost glasses.

356
00:18:00,158 --> 00:18:01,528
Now, be careful, Lisa.

357
00:18:01,595 --> 00:18:04,099
And can you kill off
a Hershey bar for me?

358
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,037
I think that's how I get one.

359
00:18:06,103 --> 00:18:08,041
The rules aren't very clear
up here.

360
00:18:08,107 --> 00:18:09,711
I will.

361
00:18:13,251 --> 00:18:15,355
(phone ringing)

362
00:18:19,129 --> 00:18:20,933
<i>MALE VOICE:
Seven days.</i>

363
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,037
- Coward!
<i>- Say what?</i>

364
00:18:23,104 --> 00:18:25,175
I don't want to wait seven days.

365
00:18:25,241 --> 00:18:27,412
So... come and get me now.

366
00:18:27,479 --> 00:18:30,953
<i>Uh, I have to move
some stuff around; just a sec.</i>

367
00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:32,857
<i>(hold music playing)</i>

368
00:18:32,924 --> 00:18:36,464
<i>WOMAN: Killing you is very
important to us. Please hold.</i>

369
00:18:36,531 --> 00:18:39,771
<i>Your curse will be answered
in the order it was received.</i>

370
00:18:39,838 --> 00:18:42,610
<i>MALE VOICE:
Okay, um, how's Wednesday?</i>

371
00:18:42,677 --> 00:18:43,545
<i>I've got a guy coming
to look at</i>

372
00:18:43,612 --> 00:18:45,448
<i>the air conditioner
in the morning.</i>

373
00:18:45,516 --> 00:18:48,421
Kill me now or kill me never.

374
00:18:48,488 --> 00:18:49,624
<i>Fine!</i>

375
00:19:01,615 --> 00:19:03,451
Hello, Mary.
I'm not scared.

376
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:07,058
Um, would you mind taking those
black boots off in the house?

377
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:08,762
Oh, wait.

378
00:19:08,829 --> 00:19:11,802
Those are your feet! (screams)

379
00:19:11,868 --> 00:19:15,175
(growling noises)

380
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:18,515
Um, I wanted to give you
something. (chuckles)

381
00:19:18,582 --> 00:19:21,220
Something that will change
the way you look at the world.

382
00:19:21,287 --> 00:19:23,224
(choking)

383
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:24,594
Here it is.

384
00:19:24,661 --> 00:19:25,996
(choking)

385
00:19:26,063 --> 00:19:28,434
A valentine? For me?

386
00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:29,269
(coughs)

387
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,405
I want to be your friend.

388
00:19:30,471 --> 00:19:31,975
I want to braid your hair

389
00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:33,745
and see your beautiful face.

390
00:19:34,948 --> 00:19:36,852
Ah! All right. All right.

391
00:19:36,918 --> 00:19:38,889
We'll work with that. Oh...

392
00:19:38,956 --> 00:19:40,391
You know why I'm smiling?

393
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,205
- (frog croaks)
- 'Cause I have a best friend!

394
00:19:42,229 --> 00:19:44,433
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Best friend?

395
00:19:44,499 --> 00:19:46,370
I've already suffocated.

396
00:19:46,437 --> 00:19:48,441
Give me a little space.

397
00:19:49,076 --> 00:19:50,378
Okay, no problem.

398
00:19:50,445 --> 00:19:52,884
Hey, I wrote you
a song on the saxophone.

399
00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:55,088
It's called "Well Bottom Blues."

400
00:19:55,154 --> 00:19:56,958
♪ ♪

401
00:19:59,162 --> 00:20:00,307
I'll tell you what.
I'm just gonna walk

402
00:20:00,331 --> 00:20:01,267
right over here, okay?

403
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,471
You sound great.

404
00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:06,010
I bet it sounds even better
from the bottom of the well.

405
00:20:06,076 --> 00:20:08,649
(shrieking)

406
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:15,094
<i>WOMAN: ♪ We'll see you next Halloween</i> ♪

407
00:20:15,161 --> 00:20:19,704
♪ <i>With tales of horror
and pain</i> ♪

408
00:20:20,338 --> 00:20:24,714
♪ <i>Treehouse X‐X‐X‐I‐I‐I</i> ♪

409
00:20:24,781 --> 00:20:29,323
♪ <i>Take a trip down
Dismembering Lane</i> ♪

410
00:20:29,389 --> 00:20:34,199
♪ <i>Where were Kang
and Kodos this time?</i> ♪

411
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:38,675
♪ <i>Crammed into
the final frame.</i> ♪

412
00:20:38,742 --> 00:20:41,681
We're dimmer stars
than Proxima Centauri.

413
00:20:41,748 --> 00:20:44,554
Let's go drown our sorrows
in a child's blood.

414
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,626
Hasn't there been enough death
in this episode?

415
00:20:47,693 --> 00:20:49,530
Really?

416
00:20:59,917 --> 00:21:01,888
♪ ♪

417
00:21:40,264 --> 00:21:42,870
(screams)