1 00:00:16,834 --> 00:00:17,903 Riot Rivers! 2 00:00:17,969 --> 00:00:18,704 Aah! 3 00:00:20,073 --> 00:00:21,677 (humming softly) 4 00:00:21,744 --> 00:00:24,048 ‐Riot Rivers! ‐(gasps) 5 00:00:24,115 --> 00:00:25,785 HOMER (staticky): Honey, are you in there? 6 00:00:25,852 --> 00:00:26,987 Yes. 7 00:00:27,054 --> 00:00:29,158 ‐Riot Rivers! ‐Aah! 8 00:00:29,225 --> 00:00:32,164 (chanting): Ri‐ot Riv‐ers! Ri‐ot Riv‐ers! 9 00:00:32,231 --> 00:00:33,901 There it is! Turn! 10 00:00:33,968 --> 00:00:35,470 ‐(tires squealing) ‐Calm down! 11 00:00:35,538 --> 00:00:37,074 I'm not gonna miss your stupid water park. 12 00:00:37,141 --> 00:00:38,678 It's not stupid. 13 00:00:38,744 --> 00:00:41,584 Riot Rivers was the greatest summer job I ever had. 14 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:44,790 Getting paid to watch people of all ages eat it, 15 00:00:44,856 --> 00:00:46,359 again and again. 16 00:00:46,426 --> 00:00:49,031 Just eatin' it so hard! 17 00:00:49,098 --> 00:00:50,568 ‐♪ I wanna rock ♪ ‐♪ Rock! ♪ 18 00:00:50,635 --> 00:00:51,937 (laughter) 19 00:00:52,004 --> 00:00:54,610 ♪ I wanna rock ♪ 20 00:00:54,676 --> 00:00:57,047 ♪ Rock! ♪ 21 00:00:57,114 --> 00:00:59,953 ‐♪ I want to rock ♪ ‐♪ Rock! ♪ 22 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:01,422 Wait a minute. 23 00:01:01,489 --> 00:01:04,061 They did a documentary about this place. 24 00:01:04,128 --> 00:01:06,366 (dramatic music plays) 25 00:01:09,205 --> 00:01:11,309 No, it didn't happen that way. 26 00:01:11,376 --> 00:01:13,413 There was different music. 27 00:01:14,215 --> 00:01:17,054 (giggling) 28 00:01:17,121 --> 00:01:18,758 Hmm? 29 00:01:18,824 --> 00:01:20,227 Quiet Rivers?! 30 00:01:20,293 --> 00:01:22,799 They changed the "ruh" to a "qwah." 31 00:01:22,866 --> 00:01:24,368 Did you know about this? 32 00:01:24,435 --> 00:01:26,807 I told you they changed the name before we left. 33 00:01:26,874 --> 00:01:28,978 I thought you were joking. 34 00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:30,815 That's the problem with you, Marge. 35 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:32,786 You're always kidding around. 36 00:01:32,852 --> 00:01:34,388 (laughter and chatter) 37 00:01:34,455 --> 00:01:36,994 HOMER (groaning): Oh... 38 00:01:37,061 --> 00:01:39,098 Oh! 39 00:01:39,165 --> 00:01:40,768 Come on! 40 00:01:40,835 --> 00:01:44,241 See? They turned all the super cool rides into baby rides. 41 00:01:44,308 --> 00:01:45,778 And the teens working here‐‐ 42 00:01:45,845 --> 00:01:47,682 they're not even laughing at the kids wiping out. 43 00:01:47,749 --> 00:01:49,485 They're loading them in feet first. 44 00:01:49,553 --> 00:01:51,824 Hey! Where are your cutoffs? 45 00:01:51,890 --> 00:01:53,527 Are you even high? 46 00:01:55,063 --> 00:01:56,567 There's nothing worse in this universe 47 00:01:56,633 --> 00:01:58,971 than a ride steering wheel that does nothing. 48 00:01:59,038 --> 00:02:00,373 No, it does something. 49 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:02,779 It makes the frog smile. 50 00:02:04,148 --> 00:02:06,085 ‐(Maggie babbles) ‐(Milhouse humming) 51 00:02:06,152 --> 00:02:08,724 Oh, man, swim diapers. 52 00:02:08,791 --> 00:02:10,595 I remember those. 53 00:02:10,661 --> 00:02:12,297 True freedom. 54 00:02:12,364 --> 00:02:15,337 I could tell you some stories. 55 00:02:21,048 --> 00:02:22,284 BOTH: 56 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:23,988 Can we leave yet? Can we leave yet? 57 00:02:24,054 --> 00:02:25,323 Aw, you kids don't know, 58 00:02:25,390 --> 00:02:27,562 but this place used to be so bitchin'. 59 00:02:27,629 --> 00:02:30,133 And the best slide of all was right over there. 60 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:31,570 Think of it. 61 00:02:31,637 --> 00:02:34,141 90% of all hospitalizations 62 00:02:34,208 --> 00:02:36,279 off just one ride! 63 00:02:36,345 --> 00:02:38,851 I wonder... 64 00:02:42,090 --> 00:02:44,830 (gasps) It's still here. 65 00:02:44,896 --> 00:02:48,136 The Devil's Deluge had the longest lines, 66 00:02:48,203 --> 00:02:51,777 the scariest turns, even its own ambulance! 67 00:02:53,848 --> 00:02:55,785 Hello, my love. 68 00:02:55,852 --> 00:02:58,189 Did you miss me? 69 00:02:58,256 --> 00:03:00,293 ♪ ♪ 70 00:03:01,563 --> 00:03:02,599 Wow. 71 00:03:02,665 --> 00:03:04,268 ‐Looks dry. ‐(wind whistling) 72 00:03:04,335 --> 00:03:06,138 And dangerous. 73 00:03:06,205 --> 00:03:08,443 (Homer grunting softly) 74 00:03:10,313 --> 00:03:13,019 Children, behold the deluge. 75 00:03:13,086 --> 00:03:15,290 For today, we punch fear in the face 76 00:03:15,357 --> 00:03:17,595 and steal death's girlfriend, 77 00:03:17,662 --> 00:03:20,902 as we truly live for the first time. 78 00:03:22,237 --> 00:03:23,373 (crashes) 79 00:03:23,439 --> 00:03:25,778 Also, this is now the only way down. 80 00:03:28,283 --> 00:03:30,320 ‐♪ I wanna rock ♪ ‐♪ Rock! ♪ 81 00:03:30,387 --> 00:03:32,357 (Bart and Lisa screaming) 82 00:03:32,424 --> 00:03:34,061 ‐Branch! ‐♪ I wanna rock ♪ 83 00:03:34,128 --> 00:03:35,564 ‐♪ Rock! ♪ ‐Possums! 84 00:03:35,631 --> 00:03:36,533 O‐possums! 85 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:37,936 ‐♪ I want to rock ♪ ‐(hissing) 86 00:03:38,002 --> 00:03:38,904 ♪ Rock! ♪ 87 00:03:38,971 --> 00:03:41,175 (Bart shouting) 88 00:03:41,242 --> 00:03:43,814 ‐♪ I wanna rock ♪ ‐♪ Rock! ♪ 89 00:03:43,881 --> 00:03:46,319 (all yelling) 90 00:03:46,385 --> 00:03:49,024 ‐♪ I wanna rock ♪ ‐♪ Rock! ♪ 91 00:03:49,091 --> 00:03:52,497 (laughter) 92 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:55,236 Oh, man, I saw my life flash before my eyes. 93 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:57,341 I've had an awesome life. 94 00:03:57,407 --> 00:03:59,478 (laughter) 95 00:04:01,182 --> 00:04:03,186 Oh, look at those smiles. 96 00:04:03,252 --> 00:04:06,058 I knew you guys could have fun here. 97 00:04:06,125 --> 00:04:08,229 Yeah, nothing gets the heart pumping 98 00:04:08,296 --> 00:04:10,901 like a brush with... nothing. 99 00:04:10,968 --> 00:04:12,471 (stomachs gurgling) 100 00:04:12,538 --> 00:04:14,709 Um, I don't feel so good. 101 00:04:14,776 --> 00:04:18,784 Aw. The quiet rivers in my tummy are becoming... 102 00:04:18,851 --> 00:04:21,122 raging waters. 103 00:04:21,188 --> 00:04:22,792 Upstairs or downstairs? 104 00:04:22,859 --> 00:04:23,894 ‐Both! ‐Both! 105 00:04:25,196 --> 00:04:27,802 Uh, out of the water! Out of the water! 106 00:04:27,869 --> 00:04:31,409 (sirens blaring) 107 00:04:31,475 --> 00:04:33,747 Not me this time. 108 00:04:36,052 --> 00:04:37,555 According to these tests, 109 00:04:37,622 --> 00:04:40,393 your kids' insides and outsides have been exposed 110 00:04:40,460 --> 00:04:43,266 to a toxic mix of 30‐year‐old hairspray, 111 00:04:43,332 --> 00:04:45,671 hot dog water, opossum dander, 112 00:04:45,738 --> 00:04:49,011 and a grab bag of intestinal and skin‐based parasites. 113 00:04:49,078 --> 00:04:50,548 (chuckles) 114 00:04:50,614 --> 00:04:53,687 Oh, my poor queasy babies. 115 00:04:53,754 --> 00:04:56,726 Hmm. I wonder why Homer didn't get sick. 116 00:04:56,793 --> 00:04:58,664 He even went to work today. 117 00:04:58,730 --> 00:05:02,270 ‐(sirens blaring) ‐HOMER: Upstairs and downstairs! 118 00:05:02,337 --> 00:05:05,644 Bart and Lisa will be fine after a little TLC. 119 00:05:05,711 --> 00:05:08,650 By TLC, I mean "taking Lorexo‐Cortisone." 120 00:05:08,717 --> 00:05:11,690 And by little, I mean a four‐week intensive regimen. 121 00:05:11,756 --> 00:05:15,263 Oh, steroids? Are there any side effects? 122 00:05:15,330 --> 00:05:16,700 Nothing serious. 123 00:05:16,766 --> 00:05:18,904 Maybe a little temporary weight gain. 124 00:05:21,342 --> 00:05:22,812 Hurry up, kids! 125 00:05:22,879 --> 00:05:25,718 You don't want to be late for your first day of school. 126 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,757 Ah, a new school year. 127 00:05:28,824 --> 00:05:31,362 Uncracked books, pink erasers, 128 00:05:31,428 --> 00:05:33,700 a binder where the rings still meet. 129 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:35,704 And I get to find out what happened 130 00:05:35,771 --> 00:05:38,810 to those praying mantis eggs I left in Skinner's office. 131 00:05:40,079 --> 00:05:43,119 If, uh, we all agree to respect each other's workspace, 132 00:05:43,186 --> 00:05:45,123 this, uh, year will go just fine. 133 00:05:45,190 --> 00:05:46,860 (hissing) 134 00:05:48,797 --> 00:05:52,237 Oh, look at that belly. Mwah. 135 00:05:52,304 --> 00:05:55,343 (singsongy): Someone's getting chunky! 136 00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:57,347 (in slow motion): Chunky. 137 00:05:57,414 --> 00:05:59,986 (distorted growling) 138 00:06:00,988 --> 00:06:02,925 ♪ ♪ 139 00:06:02,992 --> 00:06:04,829 (humming) 140 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:11,175 (screaming) 141 00:06:11,242 --> 00:06:13,179 Off you go. 142 00:06:13,246 --> 00:06:15,517 Don't want to be late for school. 143 00:06:16,753 --> 00:06:17,989 Oh. 144 00:06:22,765 --> 00:06:24,902 LISA: Okay, forget about what Mom said. 145 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:26,438 Don't let it ruin the first day of school. 146 00:06:26,506 --> 00:06:27,942 That's the best day of the year! 147 00:06:28,009 --> 00:06:29,846 Welcome, class. 148 00:06:29,912 --> 00:06:32,551 This year, we'll be learning lessons that will stay with you 149 00:06:32,618 --> 00:06:34,922 for the rest of your lives. 150 00:06:34,989 --> 00:06:36,292 (shrieks) 151 00:06:36,358 --> 00:06:38,062 (Lisa sighs) 152 00:06:38,129 --> 00:06:40,400 (breathing deeply) 153 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:42,638 Calm down. It's okay. 154 00:06:42,705 --> 00:06:44,308 SKINNER: Attention, students. 155 00:06:44,374 --> 00:06:46,045 Due to budget cuts, the following 156 00:06:46,111 --> 00:06:49,552 after‐school programs have been cancelled: dance chunk, 157 00:06:49,619 --> 00:06:52,490 intramural chunk‐ing, and chunky chunk chunk. 158 00:06:52,558 --> 00:06:54,461 LISA: What is going on with me? 159 00:06:54,529 --> 00:06:57,501 I'm going chunky. Aah! I mean, crazy! 160 00:06:57,568 --> 00:06:59,839 (whimpering quietly) 161 00:06:59,906 --> 00:07:02,310 Get a grip. 162 00:07:02,377 --> 00:07:05,450 ‐(rhythmic pulsating) ‐(gasping) 163 00:07:05,517 --> 00:07:06,953 ♪ Chunk‐chunky, chunk ♪ 164 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:08,957 ♪ Chunk, chunk! ♪ 165 00:07:09,024 --> 00:07:11,028 Chunk‐chunk! 166 00:07:11,095 --> 00:07:12,364 Chunky! 167 00:07:12,430 --> 00:07:13,366 (whimpers) 168 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:15,403 Lisa is soft now. 169 00:07:15,470 --> 00:07:17,240 (screaming) 170 00:07:17,307 --> 00:07:19,579 ‐(sleeves rip) ‐Hmm? 171 00:07:19,645 --> 00:07:21,649 Dang, Simpson. 172 00:07:21,716 --> 00:07:23,587 Have you been to Costco? 173 00:07:23,653 --> 00:07:25,724 'Cause you're carrying bulk. 174 00:07:25,791 --> 00:07:29,297 Oh, that's because of the steroids I was taking. 175 00:07:29,364 --> 00:07:31,335 ‐You see, my mom... ‐Steroids! 176 00:07:31,402 --> 00:07:34,441 ‐Nice! ‐Yeah, badass! 177 00:07:34,509 --> 00:07:36,579 Like I was saying, 178 00:07:36,646 --> 00:07:38,583 I've been juicing pretty hard all summer. 179 00:07:38,650 --> 00:07:41,255 Had to stop because I beat up my dad. 180 00:07:41,321 --> 00:07:42,825 ALL: Roid rage! 181 00:07:42,892 --> 00:07:46,733 No more hanging out with those babies for you, Simpson. 182 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,471 Today, you become a man. 183 00:07:49,539 --> 00:07:51,241 What is this place? 184 00:07:51,308 --> 00:07:55,349 It used to be a padded cell for left‐handed kids. 185 00:07:55,416 --> 00:07:57,955 Welcome to the Meat Castle. 186 00:07:58,022 --> 00:08:00,026 ♪ ♪ 187 00:08:01,328 --> 00:08:03,265 Say goodbye to your victim bod. 188 00:08:03,332 --> 00:08:06,706 Your shred‐ucation begins today. 189 00:08:06,773 --> 00:08:08,543 ‐(heavy metal music plays) ‐Yeah. Swole! 190 00:08:08,610 --> 00:08:10,012 ‐So swole! ‐(others grunting) 191 00:08:10,079 --> 00:08:14,922 ‐(vocalizing) ‐Swole! Swole. Swole. Swole! 192 00:08:15,891 --> 00:08:17,628 (all grunting) 193 00:08:17,695 --> 00:08:19,632 I'm living every kid's dream‐‐ 194 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:22,872 to be accepted by his tormentors. 195 00:08:26,211 --> 00:08:29,351 MARGE (singsongy): Someone's getting chunky! 196 00:08:29,417 --> 00:08:30,988 (Lisa groans) 197 00:08:34,127 --> 00:08:36,900 Oh, honey, you seem down in the dumps. 198 00:08:36,966 --> 00:08:38,469 And I know why. 199 00:08:38,537 --> 00:08:40,607 You do? (sighs) 200 00:08:40,674 --> 00:08:42,978 Because it's really hard to talk about when... 201 00:08:43,045 --> 00:08:46,285 Of course. I don't know what I was thinking... 202 00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:49,559 by not taking you shopping for back‐to‐school clothes. 203 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:51,161 Wait, wha...? 204 00:08:52,430 --> 00:08:55,537 Oh. Nothing upside downs my frowns 205 00:08:55,604 --> 00:08:57,541 like a girls' trip to the mall. 206 00:08:57,608 --> 00:08:59,411 I don't know, Mom. 207 00:08:59,477 --> 00:09:01,181 I'm just not feeling it. 208 00:09:01,248 --> 00:09:02,483 Mm. 209 00:09:02,551 --> 00:09:05,857 (gasps) Can I get it? Can I get it? 210 00:09:06,759 --> 00:09:08,997 (squeals excitedly) 211 00:09:11,335 --> 00:09:14,441 Hmm. I'm not sure that's a fit. 212 00:09:15,242 --> 00:09:18,115 Are you positive that's the eight‐year‐old size? 213 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:19,919 Oh, super pos. 214 00:09:19,986 --> 00:09:22,056 Let's upsize her to a ten short. 215 00:09:22,123 --> 00:09:23,793 ‐(static) ‐Get me some tens out here, Derek. 216 00:09:23,860 --> 00:09:26,331 The eights are a freaking disaster on this kid! 217 00:09:26,398 --> 00:09:28,970 Forget it, Mom. Let's just go. 218 00:09:29,037 --> 00:09:30,239 Nuh‐uh. 219 00:09:30,306 --> 00:09:31,676 We're not leaving this mall 220 00:09:31,743 --> 00:09:35,116 until we find you a really fun ensemble. 221 00:09:35,182 --> 00:09:37,086 (Lisa groans) 222 00:09:37,153 --> 00:09:38,823 That is so the look. 223 00:09:38,890 --> 00:09:41,194 Yes, I think that is the look. 224 00:09:41,261 --> 00:09:43,566 Mom, it's too big! 225 00:09:43,633 --> 00:09:45,136 No, it's not. 226 00:09:45,202 --> 00:09:47,808 It's very flattering. 227 00:09:54,387 --> 00:09:56,158 It's not your job 228 00:09:56,224 --> 00:09:59,665 to constantly comment on my appearance! 229 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:02,437 But, honey, I could never pull that off. 230 00:10:02,504 --> 00:10:04,975 On you, it's so eye‐catching. 231 00:10:05,042 --> 00:10:07,548 Oh, you are slaying those tens. 232 00:10:07,614 --> 00:10:10,319 Do you really think I want to call attention to myself?! 233 00:10:10,386 --> 00:10:12,323 Ugh! Get this thing off of me! 234 00:10:12,390 --> 00:10:13,860 (Lisa muttering) 235 00:10:13,927 --> 00:10:16,899 Okay, why don't you give these a try? 236 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:18,770 LISA: No! 237 00:10:18,837 --> 00:10:20,841 (Lisa grunting) 238 00:10:20,907 --> 00:10:24,180 Um, let's take a little fro‐yo break. 239 00:10:24,247 --> 00:10:26,919 You can't fix everything with fro‐yo! 240 00:10:26,986 --> 00:10:30,426 (laughs) That's what you acted like before the medicine. 241 00:10:30,493 --> 00:10:33,900 Young lady, in this family, we put clothing back on the hanger 242 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,338 so the salesperson will think we're classy! 243 00:10:36,404 --> 00:10:38,576 Why are you acting like such a cranky pants? 244 00:10:38,643 --> 00:10:40,881 Stop talking to me about clothes! 245 00:10:40,947 --> 00:10:43,586 How's everything going in here? I brought twelves. 246 00:10:43,653 --> 00:10:45,657 Do we need more twelves in here? 247 00:10:45,724 --> 00:10:49,899 This mall is an assault on human dignity! 248 00:10:49,965 --> 00:10:53,138 I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! 249 00:10:53,205 --> 00:10:56,444 ‐(shouting gibberish) ‐(Marge groaning) 250 00:10:58,015 --> 00:10:59,952 If they ask who helped you today, 251 00:11:00,019 --> 00:11:02,925 remember, I'm Shauna. 252 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,564 They don't respect you 253 00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:08,402 unless you insult them just a little bit. 254 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,574 ‐Girls? ‐Cops. 255 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,276 ‐For real. ‐Yeah. Def. Yeah. 256 00:11:12,343 --> 00:11:15,984 Oh, look who got a visit from the pube fairy. 257 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,988 Dude, those aren't pubes. 258 00:11:18,055 --> 00:11:21,261 Yeah‐huh. Everything new is a pube. 259 00:11:21,328 --> 00:11:24,467 So, Simpson, you got your eyes on any ladies? 260 00:11:24,535 --> 00:11:27,674 Uh, yeah, I'm talking to a couple dozen honeys right now. 261 00:11:27,741 --> 00:11:29,244 I'm in love with most of 'em, 262 00:11:29,310 --> 00:11:32,283 but right now, I want to keep my focus on the gym. 263 00:11:32,350 --> 00:11:35,356 ‐(timer dings) ‐Pizza rolls are hot! 264 00:11:35,422 --> 00:11:37,059 Uh, what about our reps? 265 00:11:37,126 --> 00:11:38,763 There's plenty of time for that... 266 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:40,533 after a weight fight! 267 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,005 (grunting, laughing) 268 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,744 (grunting continues) 269 00:11:45,810 --> 00:11:48,482 Working out is awesome! 270 00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:54,929 We don't slam doors in this house! (groans) 271 00:11:54,995 --> 00:11:57,199 (rhythmic grunting) 272 00:11:57,266 --> 00:11:58,770 (Homer whimpers) 273 00:11:58,836 --> 00:12:01,575 So, uh, how was the mall? 274 00:12:01,642 --> 00:12:05,917 Apparently, I'm the worst mother in the world for being nice. 275 00:12:05,984 --> 00:12:09,825 Lisa had a huge tantrum in front of the cell phone jewelry. 276 00:12:09,892 --> 00:12:12,296 I've asked her a hundred times what the problem is, 277 00:12:12,363 --> 00:12:13,900 and she won't tell me. 278 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,670 Can you talk to her? 279 00:12:15,737 --> 00:12:17,006 Of course, honey. 280 00:12:17,073 --> 00:12:20,346 Time for me to earn my "World's Greatest Dad" mug. 281 00:12:20,412 --> 00:12:23,085 You bought that for yourself in the hospital gift shop 282 00:12:23,151 --> 00:12:24,788 while I was giving birth. 283 00:12:24,855 --> 00:12:28,495 We both left with something special that day. 284 00:12:29,497 --> 00:12:30,499 (Homer moans softly) 285 00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:31,635 Honey, 286 00:12:31,702 --> 00:12:32,838 if something's bothering you, 287 00:12:32,904 --> 00:12:33,840 you got to let it out. 288 00:12:33,906 --> 00:12:35,510 Like swallowed burps, 289 00:12:35,577 --> 00:12:38,482 buried feelings can burst out at the worst possible... 290 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,952 (burps) 291 00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:41,956 Mom called me "chunky." 292 00:12:43,526 --> 00:12:45,262 HOMER: Oh, my God. 293 00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:48,803 Marge did the one thing no parent is ever supposed to do‐‐ 294 00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:51,241 acknowledge what their children look like! 295 00:12:51,307 --> 00:12:53,445 Oh, what do I say to make it better? 296 00:12:53,513 --> 00:12:56,184 I know. I'll tell her Marge isn't her real mother, 297 00:12:56,251 --> 00:12:58,355 and Lisa and I should pack up and leave forever. 298 00:12:58,422 --> 00:13:01,194 No, something about that feels wrong. 299 00:13:01,261 --> 00:13:04,133 Hmm, I must use an entire lifetime 300 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,839 of fatherly knowledge to help my daughter. 301 00:13:06,906 --> 00:13:08,810 (clears throat) 302 00:13:08,876 --> 00:13:12,149 Buying versus leasing‐‐ pros and cons. 303 00:13:12,216 --> 00:13:14,988 How many miles do you think you'll be driving a year? 304 00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,357 Thanks for trying, Dad. 305 00:13:16,424 --> 00:13:18,696 That is what you were doing, right? 306 00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:20,065 Yes. 307 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,336 I can't expect you to understand my problem. 308 00:13:22,403 --> 00:13:26,377 I just wish I didn't care what people think. 309 00:13:26,444 --> 00:13:29,217 Honey, if you didn't care, you wouldn't be human. 310 00:13:29,283 --> 00:13:33,659 (gasps) Not human, I say. 311 00:13:33,726 --> 00:13:35,462 Here we are. 312 00:13:35,530 --> 00:13:38,168 When you called for help, I was hoping you needed someone 313 00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,840 to spell‐check your suicide note. 314 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,078 And just so we're clear, you dented cue ball, 315 00:13:43,145 --> 00:13:44,882 we're not doing this for you. 316 00:13:44,948 --> 00:13:47,119 We're here for Lisa. 317 00:13:47,186 --> 00:13:50,125 Hey, look who stopped by! 318 00:13:50,192 --> 00:13:53,733 How would you like to go on a completely spontaneous outing 319 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:55,369 with your aunts? 320 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,809 ‐Uh... ‐In our world, that's a "yes." 321 00:13:58,876 --> 00:14:01,347 We heard what your mother said. Not cool. 322 00:14:01,414 --> 00:14:05,322 We only use "chunky" to describe jewelry and stew. 323 00:14:05,389 --> 00:14:09,297 And since we've had stew for breakfast... 324 00:14:09,363 --> 00:14:10,567 (gasps) 325 00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:13,839 Kid, your Aunt Selma and I have been called every mean name 326 00:14:13,906 --> 00:14:15,242 in the book. 327 00:14:15,309 --> 00:14:18,281 You just got to let it roll off your back. 328 00:14:18,348 --> 00:14:19,718 But how? 329 00:14:19,785 --> 00:14:21,589 ♪ When the world ♪ 330 00:14:21,655 --> 00:14:24,528 ♪ Hurts your feelings ♪ 331 00:14:24,595 --> 00:14:29,303 ♪ And on certain words you tend to dwell ♪ 332 00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:34,280 ♪ Then live life like your aunties ♪ 333 00:14:34,347 --> 00:14:37,654 ♪ And tell the jerks to go to hell ♪ 334 00:14:37,721 --> 00:14:42,263 ♪ This is the dawning of the age of who gives a crap ♪ 335 00:14:42,329 --> 00:14:45,369 ♪ The age of who gives a crap ♪ 336 00:14:45,435 --> 00:14:47,039 (all groaning) 337 00:14:47,106 --> 00:14:51,915 ‐♪ Who gives a crap ♪ ‐(neighs) 338 00:14:51,982 --> 00:14:56,491 ♪ Who gives a crap... ♪ 339 00:14:56,558 --> 00:14:59,297 ♪ Muffin tops, jowls and crow's feet ♪ 340 00:14:59,363 --> 00:15:02,002 ♪ Droopy boobs and no thigh gap ♪ 341 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,973 ♪ Chicken skin and body odor ♪ 342 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,377 ♪ Chin hairs that need some trimmin' ♪ 343 00:15:06,444 --> 00:15:08,516 ♪ All these things that's wrong with women ♪ 344 00:15:08,582 --> 00:15:11,855 ♪ It's all good, just go on livin' ♪ 345 00:15:11,922 --> 00:15:16,732 ♪ Who gives a crap... ♪ 346 00:15:16,799 --> 00:15:21,709 ♪ Who gives a crap? ♪ 347 00:15:21,775 --> 00:15:23,979 (people groaning) 348 00:15:24,046 --> 00:15:26,150 (humming "Let the Sunshine In") 349 00:15:28,923 --> 00:15:32,196 Lisa, your dad told me why you've been upset. 350 00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:35,335 I'm so sorry for what I said. 351 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:38,809 It was a mistake, and I feel terrible. 352 00:15:38,876 --> 00:15:40,613 Thanks, Mom, but spending the afternoon 353 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,552 with Aunt Patty and Selma made me feel a lot better 354 00:15:43,619 --> 00:15:45,055 about myself. 355 00:15:45,122 --> 00:15:48,027 And also, a lot worse about everyone else. 356 00:15:48,094 --> 00:15:51,134 Mm. Why couldn't I just keep my mouth shut? 357 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,073 After all, now that you're off the steroids, 358 00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:56,144 soon you'll be back to normal. 359 00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:58,916 And you'll be my perfect little girl again. 360 00:15:58,983 --> 00:16:01,254 So, we all better now? 361 00:16:08,936 --> 00:16:12,577 (screaming) 362 00:16:17,219 --> 00:16:18,889 Ooh, how about this one? 363 00:16:18,956 --> 00:16:20,560 It has a lot of notes. 364 00:16:20,626 --> 00:16:22,129 I know you like those. 365 00:16:22,196 --> 00:16:24,233 Don't pretend you know what I like. 366 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:27,574 Oh, can you just tell me why we're back to glowering?! 367 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,477 ‐Huh? ‐Marge, 368 00:16:29,544 --> 00:16:32,416 I know all about the rough patch you're having with Lisa. 369 00:16:32,483 --> 00:16:35,756 I went through the exact same thing with Milhouse. (laughs) 370 00:16:35,823 --> 00:16:37,727 We're so similar, you and I. 371 00:16:37,794 --> 00:16:39,063 Are we, though? 372 00:16:39,129 --> 00:16:41,969 Look, I don't just give this name to everybody. 373 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,941 Just my best girlfriends. 374 00:16:45,008 --> 00:16:46,578 MARGE: Hmm. 375 00:16:46,645 --> 00:16:48,081 Hypnotherapy? 376 00:16:48,147 --> 00:16:50,620 Isn't that a little... woo‐woo? 377 00:16:50,686 --> 00:16:52,590 Dr. Sage is amazing. 378 00:16:52,657 --> 00:16:55,930 We went in not speaking, and after one session, 379 00:16:55,997 --> 00:16:59,003 ‐we're back in the tub together! ‐Mm. 380 00:16:59,069 --> 00:17:01,240 ‐(Lisa blowing notes) ‐(gasps) 381 00:17:02,944 --> 00:17:04,614 (sighs): Oh. 382 00:17:05,783 --> 00:17:07,219 What's up, workout bros? 383 00:17:07,286 --> 00:17:10,860 Who wants toaster strudel? Extra glaze packets! 384 00:17:10,927 --> 00:17:13,131 ‐Hmm? ‐(giggling) 385 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,538 (gasps) Guys, look out! There's girls in here. 386 00:17:16,605 --> 00:17:19,176 They're called girlfriends, baby dork. 387 00:17:19,243 --> 00:17:21,848 Well, Jimbo and Flor haven't made it official, 388 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,719 but we're all hopeful. 389 00:17:23,786 --> 00:17:25,221 BOTH: We don't do labels! 390 00:17:25,288 --> 00:17:27,292 But‐but I thought we came here to work out 391 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:30,198 and‐and microwave golf balls and talk about girls, 392 00:17:30,265 --> 00:17:31,535 but not real ones! 393 00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:35,108 (crying) I thought we were big boys! 394 00:17:35,175 --> 00:17:37,814 (all moaning, laughing) 395 00:17:40,452 --> 00:17:42,757 ♪ ♪ 396 00:17:45,596 --> 00:17:48,902 BART: So dawn bros down to day. 397 00:17:48,969 --> 00:17:52,376 Nothing swole can stay. 398 00:18:00,258 --> 00:18:03,799 Marge, Lisa, today, we'll be using hypnotherapy 399 00:18:03,866 --> 00:18:05,703 as a tool that builds empathy 400 00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:09,678 by exploring the landscapes of each other's minds. 401 00:18:09,744 --> 00:18:12,315 I'm sorry. I just find it a little hard to believe 402 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,453 that everything's going to be solved just because 403 00:18:14,521 --> 00:18:17,292 you swing a gold pocket watch in front of my face. 404 00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:19,998 (laughs) Oh, hypnotism has come a long way 405 00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:21,535 since pocket watches. 406 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,876 Now, look into Dr. Mysterio's Mesmerific Hypnowheel. 407 00:18:26,845 --> 00:18:29,918 ♪ ♪ 408 00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:32,657 BOTH: Spinny thing. 409 00:18:35,228 --> 00:18:36,965 Where are we? 410 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,736 We're in my mind, 411 00:18:38,802 --> 00:18:42,375 and I thought this woman was a total quack. (laughs) 412 00:18:42,442 --> 00:18:44,814 DR. SAGE: I can hear everything you're saying. 413 00:18:44,881 --> 00:18:46,117 Sorry. 414 00:18:46,183 --> 00:18:47,787 It's so nice here. 415 00:18:47,854 --> 00:18:50,425 I feel like I should take my shoes off. 416 00:18:50,492 --> 00:18:53,966 There's a Zen garden, a waterfall. 417 00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:55,569 (screams) 418 00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:56,972 Chunky! 419 00:18:57,038 --> 00:18:59,544 And it's taking up so much space! 420 00:18:59,611 --> 00:19:02,517 Look what it's done to the Powerpuff Girls. 421 00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:04,554 (whimpering) 422 00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:07,225 What if I never get "Chunky" out of my head? 423 00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:09,798 Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry. 424 00:19:09,864 --> 00:19:13,004 If I put it there, then I'm going to get it out. 425 00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:16,310 (grunting) 426 00:19:17,078 --> 00:19:18,749 (moans) Oh. 427 00:19:18,816 --> 00:19:22,723 I never realized how much power my words have. 428 00:19:22,790 --> 00:19:25,663 Now that you've explored Lisa's subconscious, 429 00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:28,735 perhaps we should travel to Marge's. 430 00:19:28,802 --> 00:19:30,840 I have one of those? 431 00:19:30,906 --> 00:19:32,844 My old bedroom. 432 00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:35,348 This must be one of my memories. 433 00:19:36,183 --> 00:19:39,122 Mom, what do you think of my new haircut? 434 00:19:39,189 --> 00:19:40,693 It's nice, but I do think 435 00:19:40,759 --> 00:19:44,534 longer hair complements your plain features. 436 00:19:47,239 --> 00:19:49,677 "Plain." Oh, my God. 437 00:19:49,744 --> 00:19:53,284 I don't remember her saying that, but now I know why 438 00:19:53,351 --> 00:19:56,290 it's been in my head every waking minute. 439 00:19:56,357 --> 00:19:57,860 (cries, sniffles) 440 00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:04,641 Oh, Lisa, now I know exactly how I made you feel. 441 00:20:04,707 --> 00:20:07,847 Now I know exactly how you felt. 442 00:20:07,914 --> 00:20:09,951 BOTH: I love you! 443 00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:17,065 I love both of you! 444 00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,502 I guess the hurtful things 445 00:20:18,568 --> 00:20:21,875 your mother says to you never totally disappear. 446 00:20:21,942 --> 00:20:24,614 Maybe they don't, but I really believe 447 00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,551 that if you're aware of them, 448 00:20:26,618 --> 00:20:30,124 those words will lose their power over you... 449 00:20:30,191 --> 00:20:35,368 very, very, very slowly. 450 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,871 If at all. 451 00:20:36,938 --> 00:20:39,076 But probably not. 452 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,636 I wonder if everyone has words 453 00:20:52,703 --> 00:20:54,941 from their childhood stuck inside their heads. 454 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:12,810 (snoring) Ah, lazy. 455 00:21:29,944 --> 00:21:31,581 Shh!