1
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What should we do now?
We've captured the cad

2
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What should we do now?
We've captured the cad

3
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who poisoned all those copper
barons, and it's barely 8:00.

4
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Lucky thing I made
an 8:15 reservation right here.

5
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Why, this is the restaurant
where you proposed.

6
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Oh, you did remember
our anniversary.

7
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Well, look who else remembered.

8
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Aster.

9
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And he's carrying
the Sapphire of Ceylon.

10
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Oh, Mick,
you think of everything.

11
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- Ooh.
- Mmm.

12
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- Aster!
- Oh, let him go.

13
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He can wear it with the diamond
brooch he buried last week.

14
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- Well, I'll drink to that.
- Darling,

15
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you drink to everything.

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BOTH:
Mmm.

17
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(sighs):
Oh, when I get married,

18
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I hope I have the breezy
elegance of Mick and Moira.

19
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MARGE: Oh, I'm sure you'll have
what your father and I have.

20
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Yep, ten years,
but we still got that magic.

21
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(belches)

22
00:01:02,157 --> 00:01:03,828
Thanks, sweetie.

23
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Mmm. Ooh, change the channel.

24
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Love It or Lift It is on.

25
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They're going to unwrap
Steven's new face tonight.

26
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Ew, it's covered in Dad cheese.

27
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I'm going to bed.
I'll leave you to your magic.

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- (Homer belches)
- (vacuum whirring)

29
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Ew.

30
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(grunting)

31
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Bart, I'm worried
about Mom and Dad.

32
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(grunting)

33
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The mushroom spores
are replicating.

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Torch the fungus.

35
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(shouts, grunting)

36
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Lis, I'm holding the ammo
for the whole team.

37
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<i>MILHOUSE (over device):
Bart, I need a reload.</i>

38
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<i>-(lasers blasting)
- Ow! Why do I feel that?</i>

39
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Mom and Dad have
completely given up.

40
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Their relationship
has no spark or romance.

41
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You got me out of my game
for girl words?

42
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They're nothing like
the couples in movies

43
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or prescription drug commercials.

44
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They don't dance on beaches
or hang glide,

45
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They just watch TV
and DustBust burp dust.

46
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I don't know, this sounds
like another Lisa thing

47
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- that's not actually a thing.
- Come with me.

48
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What are our lovely parents
up to this fine Sunday?

49
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Champagne brunch?
Historic walking tour?

50
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Or is Mom crawling around
on homemade kneepads?

51
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Good news. The only ants
I'm finding are already dead.

52
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Leave the corpses.

53
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It'll send a message
to the colony.

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You might be wondering,
"Why does Dad

55
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have a trash can
bungeed to his waist?"

56
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Answer: to catch
his taco droppings.

57
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(muttering)

58
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Homer, if there's room
in your taco trough,

59
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I've got a present from Maggie.

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Hip hop.

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- Up top.
- (Lisa gasps)

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(slow-motion disgusted noises)

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Nice throw.

64
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(laughs softly)
Nice catch.

65
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(both shudder)

66
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Okay, it's disturbing,
but that's why,

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when it comes to parents,
my policy is:

68
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- "don't look, don't care."
- You should care.

69
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You're gonna live with these two
well into your adult years.

70
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Do you want your future dates
to be greeted

71
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by Captain and Mrs. Underpants?

72
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(softly):
Hey, baby, you look great.

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- We got to go.
- HOMER (moaning): Bart,

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introduce us.

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MARGE (moaning):
We want to see her.

76
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I hope you have
what we have someday.

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- BOTH: Couch love. Couch love.
- (screams)

78
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We got to do an intervention.

79
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Mom, Dad, we need to talk.

80
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Not during <i>21 Days in a Swamp.</i>

81
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They're about to reveal who
they found inside the alligator.

82
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Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody.

83
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First of all,
this is a safe space.

84
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We love you.

85
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But no child should have to see
their parent wear a wastebasket.

86
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- It's...
- All you loads do is sit on the couch and watch crappy TV.

87
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We watch educational shows
that teach real-world skills,

88
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like hauling crab
out of the Bering Sea.

89
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Do you kids know
how to pull a gaff hook

90
00:04:04,255 --> 00:04:06,159
out of a crabber's forearm?

91
00:04:06,259 --> 00:04:08,263
They know nothing
of the sort, Marge.

92
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You've gotten into a rut.
Look at this room.

93
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Two people, and yet there's,
like, six throw blankets.

94
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There's nine.
Each one serves a vital purpose.

95
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And I think it's sweet

96
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that we're so at ease
with one another.

97
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There's so much
you're missing out on.

98
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Entertaining, travel,
standing upright.

99
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You won the school raffle

100
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for a week at
The Saffron Togetherness Center.

101
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But this voucher has sat
on the fridge for a year.

102
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Ugh, that thing. We were hoping
to win the kettle corn kettle.

103
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But this place sounds perfect.

104
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A tranquil setting
that blissifies coupleosity

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by removing the distractions
of technology and entertainment.

106
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The Saffron Center
sounds so romantic.

107
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It's at the top
of Honeymoon Mountain.

108
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Unless you saggy-bottomed
couch monsters

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have given up on romance.

110
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What? I love romance.

111
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Romance is like my oxygen.
But your mom doesn't want to go.

112
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Oh. Do you want to go?

113
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Of course I do.

114
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Unless you're not into romance,
no judgment.

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I love romance.

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- So, we're going.
- Great.

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- Great.
- Great.

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- It is great.
- Yep.

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So great.

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<i>MARGE:
Hmm, no phones or television
for the whole week,</i>

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and the menu is keto-based.

122
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Are you trying to pronounce
"Cheeto-based"?

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- No.
- (moans)

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Deep down, I knew
you probably weren't.

125
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There's a group meditation
on Saturday with Sharice.

126
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- What time's it start?
- Sunrise.

127
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We won't be seeing Sharice.

128
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There's silent sweat lodge yoga.

129
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Oh, that's also at sunrise.

130
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Hmm, "sunrise,"
"sunrise," "sunrise."

131
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(gasps)
Ooh, there's a sunset hike.

132
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Nope, that starts at sunrise.

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Hmm.

134
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- This place sucks.
- Sucks so hard.

135
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I only wanted to go
because you did.

136
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I never want to go anywhere!

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Then turn around, baby.

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- We're going home.
- Already turning.

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- (tires screeching)
- Homer!

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- Turn into the skid.
- I am!

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Th-Then turn out of the skid.

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(moans)
What does the skid want?

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(both screaming)

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(panting)

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- Uh, are you okay?
- (ragged exhale)

146
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Yes. Yes, I-I think so.

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(both sigh)

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BOTH:
D'oh!

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- (panting)
- (grunts) Rocks!

150
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We have to jump now!

151
00:07:01,810 --> 00:07:03,479
Homer!

152
00:07:07,087 --> 00:07:09,491
(panting, shivering)

153
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Okay, I can pound that dent out.

154
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(car banging)

155
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I'll call AAA.

156
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This seems like a good time
to join.

157
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Okay, no phone, no car.

158
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But we made it out of the water
and we're safe.

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Homer, listen to me.

160
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We are not safe.
We are in a dire situation.

161
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We're soaking wet
and it's very cold.

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We have to fix that now.

163
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We have to make a fire.

164
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On our survival shows,
they all use a bow drill.

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- Find a sapling.
- Or we could do this.

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(grunts)

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That's amazing!

168
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Where did you learn that?

169
00:07:48,202 --> 00:07:50,173
Remember all those recall
letters that said our phone

170
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- would swell up and explode?
- But you exchanged that phone.

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Nope. I said I did.

172
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Okay, fine, fine.
But we have a fire.

173
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Now get those wet clothes off.

174
00:08:01,195 --> 00:08:02,932
In front of the fauna?

175
00:08:03,032 --> 00:08:04,301
Just do it!

176
00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,707
Almost dry.

177
00:08:06,773 --> 00:08:10,180
Okay, next step: figure out
the way back to the road.

178
00:08:10,246 --> 00:08:12,518
Help me up that tree.

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- (grunting)
- No...

180
00:08:14,756 --> 00:08:16,225
- No, Homer, no.
- I got you.

181
00:08:16,325 --> 00:08:17,494
- Where'd you go?
- Not that way.

182
00:08:17,562 --> 00:08:18,931
- Up or down?
- I'm not up!

183
00:08:18,997 --> 00:08:20,133
- Can't breathe!
- Turn me around.

184
00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,402
(muffled speaking)

185
00:08:21,503 --> 00:08:23,239
And watch my thingy!

186
00:08:23,339 --> 00:08:25,343
(muffled speaking)

187
00:08:25,443 --> 00:08:26,513
(grunting)

188
00:08:26,580 --> 00:08:28,650
Ooch. Ooh. Rough bark.

189
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Homer, don't look up.

190
00:08:30,888 --> 00:08:33,861
Ow! Ow...

191
00:08:33,927 --> 00:08:34,662
(grunting)

192
00:08:34,729 --> 00:08:36,533
Dang, my thingy again.

193
00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,336
Okay, if you see
more than one road,

194
00:08:38,403 --> 00:08:41,042
we should walk to the one
with a sit-down restaurant,

195
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because I could really go
for a booth.

196
00:08:45,417 --> 00:08:47,655
Oh, no.

197
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All I see are trees.

198
00:08:49,692 --> 00:08:52,064
Nothing but trees.

199
00:08:52,097 --> 00:08:54,468
So... we're lost?

200
00:08:54,536 --> 00:08:57,642
(gasps)
Wait! I see something!

201
00:08:57,742 --> 00:08:59,178
Something bright red!

202
00:08:59,244 --> 00:09:00,447
And it's close by!

203
00:09:00,514 --> 00:09:01,783
Ooh. Ow.

204
00:09:01,850 --> 00:09:02,985
(grunting)

205
00:09:03,086 --> 00:09:05,591
- What'd you see? What is it?
- I don't know.

206
00:09:05,658 --> 00:09:06,693
But it looks man-made.

207
00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,564
And right now,
it's our only hope.

208
00:09:08,630 --> 00:09:10,366
Are the clothes dry?

209
00:09:10,433 --> 00:09:12,270
Almost dry.

210
00:09:14,308 --> 00:09:15,544
No, no, no!

211
00:09:15,644 --> 00:09:17,849
This is worse than
Nude and Screwed season six

212
00:09:17,949 --> 00:09:19,819
when Jerry got airlifted out

213
00:09:19,919 --> 00:09:22,558
because howler monkeys bit
his pixilated area!

214
00:09:22,658 --> 00:09:24,562
Homie, I know this looks bad.

215
00:09:24,696 --> 00:09:27,267
We don't have clothes or fire

216
00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,906
or shelter or food
or hope of rescue

217
00:09:29,939 --> 00:09:32,377
- or...
- I know what we don't have!

218
00:09:32,512 --> 00:09:34,114
But we have the red thing!

219
00:09:34,181 --> 00:09:36,018
And it's all we have!

220
00:09:36,051 --> 00:09:37,254
Now, run!

221
00:09:37,354 --> 00:09:38,322
(panting)

222
00:09:38,423 --> 00:09:39,726
Maybe it's a fire truck.

223
00:09:39,793 --> 00:09:41,429
Ow! Or a double-decker bus.

224
00:09:41,495 --> 00:09:43,366
Owie! Or a Twizzler factory.

225
00:09:43,433 --> 00:09:45,671
Ow! Ooh, that went in me.

226
00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:48,644
A bathtub?

227
00:09:48,710 --> 00:09:51,215
A sexy bathtub?

228
00:09:52,083 --> 00:09:53,453
Hmm.

229
00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,056
(gasps)

230
00:09:56,025 --> 00:09:58,196
"Since 1943,

231
00:09:58,229 --> 00:10:02,772
"Honeymoon Mountain has been
a mecca of matrimonial merriment

232
00:10:02,839 --> 00:10:08,049
where newlyweds do that voodoo
you do after saying 'I do.'"

233
00:10:10,487 --> 00:10:12,758
(gasps)
A cigarette machine!

234
00:10:17,735 --> 00:10:19,806
Yes! A matchbook!

235
00:10:19,839 --> 00:10:22,745
We have something
to jot phone numbers on!

236
00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,989
- Oh... ah...
- Oh... ah...

237
00:10:28,089 --> 00:10:30,928
Oh, I can feel
my front stuff again.

238
00:10:31,028 --> 00:10:34,234
We can turn these abandoned
snuggle shacks into shelter.

239
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,738
And warm clothes.

240
00:10:35,838 --> 00:10:37,642
What the heck is that?

241
00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:40,714
I think it's
a champagne glass Jacuzzi.

242
00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:42,718
We might just be saved.

243
00:10:42,819 --> 00:10:46,025
Bless you,
old-time honeymoon horndogs.

244
00:10:46,091 --> 00:10:49,833
♪ Why don't we take
a little piece of summer sky ♪

245
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:53,005
♪ Hang it on a tree ♪

246
00:10:53,874 --> 00:10:57,849
♪ For that's the way to start
to make a pretty world ♪

247
00:10:57,882 --> 00:11:00,754
♪ For you and for me ♪

248
00:11:01,890 --> 00:11:05,396
♪ And for the sun we'll find
a lemon bright balloon ♪

249
00:11:05,463 --> 00:11:08,102
♪ You can hold the string... ♪

250
00:11:09,004 --> 00:11:11,877
It might be
the melting fiberglass talking,

251
00:11:11,943 --> 00:11:15,851
but I think we'll be okay
until they come and rescue us.

252
00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:17,855
Oh, my God.
No one will know

253
00:11:17,955 --> 00:11:20,193
we never made it
to the Saffron Center

254
00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:23,366
because of their
stupid no-phone policy.

255
00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:26,773
(shudders) I hope their
rooftop tantric pavilion

256
00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,646
falls into their
Zen meditation garden.

257
00:11:29,746 --> 00:11:31,081
No one's looking for us.

258
00:11:31,181 --> 00:11:33,085
They don't even know
we're missing.

259
00:11:33,185 --> 00:11:34,989
Well,
on <i>Helicopter Hiker Hunters,</i>

260
00:11:35,056 --> 00:11:38,630
they always say:
"If you're lost, stay put,

261
00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:40,233
at least until the snow melts."

262
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,705
That could be tomorrow
or a month from now.

263
00:11:42,805 --> 00:11:44,876
Oh, we've
just got to survive here

264
00:11:44,943 --> 00:11:46,947
until they notice we're gone.

265
00:11:47,047 --> 00:11:50,019
Luckily, we have
a warm shelter, water...

266
00:11:50,119 --> 00:11:51,556
And love.

267
00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:52,959
That's sweet.

268
00:11:53,092 --> 00:11:55,965
No, that's the name
of this old massage oil.

269
00:11:57,234 --> 00:11:58,537
(sighs):
Hmm...

270
00:11:58,637 --> 00:12:00,173
Tomorrow we'll find food.

271
00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:03,747
I'll throw another TV
on the fire.

272
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:06,352
(sighs happily)

273
00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:14,067
(groaning)

274
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:17,708
Oh, no berries, no nuts,
our traps are all empty...

275
00:12:17,808 --> 00:12:21,215
Oh, I thought I knew
what hunger was,

276
00:12:21,315 --> 00:12:24,187
but now I know that was
just not being full.

277
00:12:24,288 --> 00:12:28,396
Last week there was Cheerios
powder at the bottom of the bag,

278
00:12:28,462 --> 00:12:30,668
and I just threw it out.

279
00:12:30,701 --> 00:12:32,705
That powder sounds so good.

280
00:12:32,772 --> 00:12:34,441
Tell me
about the powder again...

281
00:12:34,509 --> 00:12:36,345
slowly.

282
00:12:37,581 --> 00:12:39,719
(stomach grumbling)

283
00:12:39,786 --> 00:12:42,525
Don't just complain--
offer solutions!

284
00:12:42,591 --> 00:12:44,829
(stomachs grumbling)

285
00:12:44,929 --> 00:12:48,069
Oh, great, now they're
talking to each other.

286
00:12:49,338 --> 00:12:50,741
- This has to work.
- Yeah.

287
00:12:50,841 --> 00:12:54,047
Fish are way stupider
than rabbits or nuts.

288
00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:05,203
You stupid fish!

289
00:13:05,303 --> 00:13:09,779
Why don't you bite
my bait-less hook?!

290
00:13:09,846 --> 00:13:11,015
Oh, be careful.

291
00:13:11,115 --> 00:13:13,386
You'll get your shag pants wet.

292
00:13:13,452 --> 00:13:15,223
I didn't used to wear carpeting!

293
00:13:15,323 --> 00:13:17,394
I used to wear pants!

294
00:13:17,494 --> 00:13:20,166
Made out of pants! Oh!

295
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:21,903
Homer!

296
00:13:22,037 --> 00:13:24,308
Homer! Homer,
get out of those wet clothes

297
00:13:24,374 --> 00:13:25,978
and get to the fire.

298
00:13:26,045 --> 00:13:27,615
(gasps)
Grab it! Grab it!

299
00:13:27,715 --> 00:13:28,917
Don't let it get away!

300
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,556
Oh! I've got fishnet stockings.

301
00:13:31,623 --> 00:13:33,927
Oh, no! They're crotchless!

302
00:13:34,027 --> 00:13:35,631
Get him! Get him!

303
00:13:35,764 --> 00:13:37,367
Get him! Oh! Oh, no!

304
00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:38,369
HOMER:
Don't let it go!

305
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:39,672
(both grunt)

306
00:13:39,772 --> 00:13:41,241
(gasping breaths)

307
00:13:41,308 --> 00:13:43,513
We got it!

308
00:13:43,647 --> 00:13:45,951
(crying):
Oh, thank you!

309
00:13:46,051 --> 00:13:50,259
Thank you, you beautiful fish,
thank you.

310
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,965
(laughs)
Group hug!

311
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:56,973
(gasping breaths, sobbing)

312
00:14:09,799 --> 00:14:12,538
Oh, oh, this is the best meal
of my life.

313
00:14:12,605 --> 00:14:14,207
MARGE:
Mmm...

314
00:14:14,274 --> 00:14:19,284
Oh, God. This is what I want
to eat for every birthday now.

315
00:14:19,351 --> 00:14:20,921
Mmm.

316
00:14:21,723 --> 00:14:22,925
(exhales):
Ah...

317
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,394
We're gonna be okay.

318
00:14:24,461 --> 00:14:27,568
It's amazing how
the world seems brighter

319
00:14:27,635 --> 00:14:29,605
with a little food
in your belly.

320
00:14:29,706 --> 00:14:31,676
(chuckles)
Yeah, you got that right.

321
00:14:31,743 --> 00:14:33,780
- I miss the kids!
- Oh.

322
00:14:33,847 --> 00:14:36,285
What if we never see them again?

323
00:14:36,385 --> 00:14:38,657
Oh, honey, honey, honey,
honey, honey.

324
00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:40,193
We're gonna get back home,

325
00:14:40,259 --> 00:14:42,698
and you're gonna smother them
with so much love,

326
00:14:42,765 --> 00:14:46,438
they'll never become
functioning adults.

327
00:14:46,506 --> 00:14:47,842
You promise?

328
00:14:47,942 --> 00:14:49,512
I promise.

329
00:14:49,579 --> 00:14:51,816
Come on, dance with me.

330
00:14:52,651 --> 00:14:57,762
♪ I know together
we can make a pretty world ♪

331
00:14:57,862 --> 00:15:00,567
♪ For me and for you... ♪

332
00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:01,770
(branch cracks)

333
00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:03,439
(gasps)
What was that?

334
00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:04,976
Probably just the wind.

335
00:15:05,042 --> 00:15:06,445
(low growling)

336
00:15:06,513 --> 00:15:08,750
(gasping, whimpering)

337
00:15:08,817 --> 00:15:10,854
HOMER:
Don't worry, don't worry.

338
00:15:10,921 --> 00:15:13,125
- The clamshell will hold.
- (snarling)

339
00:15:13,192 --> 00:15:15,964
I think there's a hungry
predator out there.

340
00:15:16,031 --> 00:15:18,102
Oh. Good thing we're in here.

341
00:15:18,202 --> 00:15:20,173
- (snarling)
- MARGE: It's coming in.

342
00:15:21,408 --> 00:15:22,611
(snarling stops)

343
00:15:22,645 --> 00:15:25,249
- It's gone.
- What was that?

344
00:15:25,316 --> 00:15:26,586
(snarling)

345
00:15:26,653 --> 00:15:27,655
Wolverine!

346
00:15:27,755 --> 00:15:29,090
(both scream)

347
00:15:31,729 --> 00:15:35,403
- (growling)
- (both scream)

348
00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:36,706
Where is it?

349
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,077
(growling continues)

350
00:15:40,848 --> 00:15:43,419
(screaming)

351
00:15:45,356 --> 00:15:47,427
(panting)

352
00:15:47,828 --> 00:15:50,567
Oh, my God, a wolverine!

353
00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:51,903
Just like the one that killed...

354
00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:54,341
- The Wolverine Whisperer.
- We need a weapon.

355
00:15:54,474 --> 00:15:56,278
Wh-What are you doing?

356
00:15:56,345 --> 00:15:57,882
I'm gonna lead it away.
You stay here.

357
00:15:57,982 --> 00:15:59,417
Homer, no!

358
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,471
Hey, you!
Come and get the fat man!

359
00:16:09,539 --> 00:16:11,041
(wolverine snarling)

360
00:16:14,916 --> 00:16:16,953
Oh, Homie.

361
00:16:17,955 --> 00:16:20,426
Ha! You've been outsmarted
by man:

362
00:16:20,493 --> 00:16:22,030
King of Nature!

363
00:16:22,096 --> 00:16:23,967
Destroyer of our planet!

364
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,971
Inventor of Earth Day!

365
00:16:26,038 --> 00:16:28,008
Wait, what are you doing?

366
00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:29,979
Hey, no fair. Cut that out.

367
00:16:30,046 --> 00:16:32,016
- (growling)
- (whimpering)

368
00:16:34,922 --> 00:16:36,158
(gasps)

369
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:41,001
Hey, you don't want to eat me.
I'm stringy.

370
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,972
Oh, who am I kidding?
I'm marbled.

371
00:16:43,038 --> 00:16:44,909
I'm human Wagyu!

372
00:16:45,009 --> 00:16:45,978
(snarling)

373
00:16:46,078 --> 00:16:47,280
- (shrieks)
- MARGE: Leave him alone!

374
00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:48,349
(snarls)

375
00:16:48,415 --> 00:16:49,685
Uh... please?

376
00:16:49,785 --> 00:16:51,421
(snarling)

377
00:16:54,294 --> 00:16:56,298
Marge...!

378
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,851
(snarling)

379
00:17:05,951 --> 00:17:08,422
Run! Run!
I can't hold him much longer!

380
00:17:09,692 --> 00:17:10,861
Hip hop!

381
00:17:10,928 --> 00:17:12,731
Up top!

382
00:17:15,804 --> 00:17:17,006
Run, Marge, run!

383
00:17:17,073 --> 00:17:19,712
Marge, run!
Marge, run! Marge...

384
00:17:19,779 --> 00:17:21,281
Homer.

385
00:17:21,348 --> 00:17:22,751
It's...

386
00:17:22,818 --> 00:17:24,254
it's dead.

387
00:17:24,354 --> 00:17:26,559
Marge!
Oh, oh, are you hurt?

388
00:17:26,626 --> 00:17:27,928
I'm fine.

389
00:17:27,995 --> 00:17:29,665
No, no. No, you're not.

390
00:17:29,732 --> 00:17:30,834
Where's your shoe?

391
00:17:30,901 --> 00:17:32,738
(grunting)

392
00:17:34,742 --> 00:17:35,844
Hmm.

393
00:17:35,944 --> 00:17:37,514
Oh...

394
00:17:37,581 --> 00:17:38,917
Hmm?

395
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,455
Oh, Marge.

396
00:17:48,035 --> 00:17:50,473
(humming a tune)

397
00:17:51,976 --> 00:17:52,878
Ooh!

398
00:17:52,978 --> 00:17:54,882
(laughing)

399
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,853
Did I surprise you?

400
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,357
With that sexy wilderness musk,

401
00:17:59,424 --> 00:18:01,796
you're not sneaking up
on anyone.

402
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,332
(sniffs)

403
00:18:03,465 --> 00:18:04,467
Mmm!

404
00:18:04,568 --> 00:18:06,706
I'll go forage some more moss
for our love nest.

405
00:18:06,806 --> 00:18:11,014
(tenderly):
And later, I'll crotch milady
a fish for dinner.

406
00:18:11,148 --> 00:18:13,987
Oh, sounds perfect.

407
00:18:14,087 --> 00:18:16,158
(humming)

408
00:18:16,224 --> 00:18:18,596
- (engine rumbling)
- Hmm?

409
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,734
(gasps)

410
00:18:22,638 --> 00:18:24,642
(humming "Pretty World")

411
00:18:27,046 --> 00:18:29,317
Hey! Over here!

412
00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:31,823
Come back!

413
00:18:31,923 --> 00:18:33,025
Stop...!

414
00:18:33,092 --> 00:18:34,662
Aw, damn it.

415
00:18:34,762 --> 00:18:36,164
What happened? What is it?

416
00:18:36,231 --> 00:18:37,801
Oh, I screwed up.

417
00:18:37,901 --> 00:18:39,805
There was a park ranger
right there.

418
00:18:39,905 --> 00:18:41,375
I should've yelled right away,

419
00:18:41,475 --> 00:18:43,913
but I looked at you
and our little house, and...

420
00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:45,617
and it... it was too late.

421
00:18:45,684 --> 00:18:46,819
I'm so sorry.

422
00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:48,122
I'm so stupid!

423
00:18:48,222 --> 00:18:49,992
Homie, Homie, Homie, I get it.

424
00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:51,829
But we've got
to get out of here.

425
00:18:51,929 --> 00:18:53,365
Look-- we can follow the tracks.

426
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,637
There has to be
a ranger station nearby.

427
00:18:55,737 --> 00:18:58,409
Okay, we'll pack up some water,
wolverine jerky...

428
00:18:58,475 --> 00:19:01,014
- And precious memories.
- Aw.

429
00:19:01,081 --> 00:19:02,951
No, that's the name
of this love jelly

430
00:19:03,052 --> 00:19:05,423
I've been using
as bug repellent.

431
00:19:06,191 --> 00:19:08,830
Say goodbye to the love shack.

432
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,066
Aw.

433
00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:11,836
- You ready?
- Mm-hmm.

434
00:19:12,838 --> 00:19:15,544
♪

435
00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:46,739
♪

436
00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:48,977
Hmm?

437
00:19:49,044 --> 00:19:50,246
Bugs!

438
00:19:50,346 --> 00:19:51,783
(spitting, grunting)

439
00:19:51,883 --> 00:19:54,254
MARGE:
They're in my nose! Ugh!

440
00:19:56,058 --> 00:19:57,995
(exhausting panting)

441
00:19:58,028 --> 00:19:59,732
We did it! There it is!

442
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:00,867
(laughing)

443
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,705
Homer, wait. Wait.

444
00:20:02,771 --> 00:20:04,942
Just one more moment.

445
00:20:10,754 --> 00:20:12,925
(both sobbing)

446
00:20:15,597 --> 00:20:18,302
From now on, I'm gonna try
to be more romantic,

447
00:20:18,368 --> 00:20:20,406
like the kids said.

448
00:20:20,473 --> 00:20:22,978
(crying):
Don't change anything, Homer.

449
00:20:23,045 --> 00:20:25,483
Don't change anything.

450
00:20:26,384 --> 00:20:29,190
I guess we could walk slowly.

451
00:20:29,257 --> 00:20:31,662
We always do.

452
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,604
♪

453
00:20:36,873 --> 00:20:39,010
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454
00:20:39,043 --> 00:20:40,781
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455
00:20:40,814 --> 00:20:42,518
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456
00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:44,254
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457
00:20:49,932 --> 00:20:52,270
Sure you don't want to go inside
where it's warm?

458
00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:54,942
No. It's time
for my favorite show.

459
00:20:58,616 --> 00:21:00,654
(crunching)

460
00:21:13,378 --> 00:21:14,815
- Hmm?
- (grunts)

461
00:21:29,712 --> 00:21:30,547
Mm...

462
00:21:31,883 --> 00:21:32,918
Shh!