1 00:00:10,487 --> 00:00:13,360 (Bart and Lisa noisily chewing) Come on, come on, come on. Pick up the pace. 2 00:00:13,426 --> 00:00:14,596 Here you go. 3 00:00:17,969 --> 00:00:20,542 - (grunts) Mm... - (gulps) 4 00:00:20,608 --> 00:00:21,577 Mmm. 5 00:00:21,644 --> 00:00:24,282 Hurry up! It's almost here. 6 00:00:24,348 --> 00:00:25,552 - (doorbell rings) - (exclaims) 7 00:00:25,618 --> 00:00:26,787 - (panting) - Mm? 8 00:00:27,789 --> 00:00:28,891 Yippee! 9 00:00:28,958 --> 00:00:31,664 My industrial-grade steam vacuum. 10 00:00:31,764 --> 00:00:33,266 The same model they use to clean 11 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:36,740 grisly crime scenes and sticky champagne rooms. 12 00:00:36,807 --> 00:00:39,880 Okay, ma'am, I have you down for a three-hour rental 13 00:00:39,980 --> 00:00:42,953 starting... now. 14 00:00:43,019 --> 00:00:44,656 Everybody, out, out, out, out, out! 15 00:00:44,723 --> 00:00:47,562 Me and the floors deserve to savor every minute 16 00:00:47,662 --> 00:00:49,666 of our special spa day. 17 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:50,935 And take the dog. 18 00:00:51,069 --> 00:00:52,104 (barks) 19 00:00:52,204 --> 00:00:54,375 Now it's my time 20 00:00:54,442 --> 00:00:57,448 to make these stains "herstory." 21 00:00:57,549 --> 00:01:00,822 Ugh, are you quoting their actual slogan? 22 00:01:00,955 --> 00:01:04,462 I'm quoting my wildest dreams. 23 00:01:09,272 --> 00:01:11,376 BOTH: Dog park, dog park, dog park! 24 00:01:11,476 --> 00:01:12,177 KIDS: Whee! 25 00:01:12,278 --> 00:01:13,948 - Whee! Whee! - (boinging) 26 00:01:14,015 --> 00:01:15,852 BOTH: Trampoline park, trampoline park, 27 00:01:15,952 --> 00:01:16,921 trampoline park! 28 00:01:17,054 --> 00:01:19,693 Aw, don't leave me alone in that giant dirt toilet 29 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:22,699 with all those lonely dog-obsessed weirdos. 30 00:01:22,799 --> 00:01:24,770 BOTH: Please. 31 00:01:24,803 --> 00:01:26,874 - (kids moaning) - (boinging) 32 00:01:26,974 --> 00:01:30,414 Well, what could go wrong with all those doctors around? 33 00:01:33,921 --> 00:01:36,259 - Hey, Homer. - What are you doing here? 34 00:01:36,359 --> 00:01:38,731 (short chuckle) Once it became clear that human companionship 35 00:01:38,831 --> 00:01:40,133 was a non-starter, 36 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:43,039 I adopted this handsome little mister, Devin. 37 00:01:43,106 --> 00:01:44,208 He loves it here. 38 00:01:44,308 --> 00:01:45,645 The training books say it's important 39 00:01:45,712 --> 00:01:47,047 to keep your dog socialized. 40 00:01:47,114 --> 00:01:49,051 HOMER: It's not a book park. 41 00:01:49,118 --> 00:01:50,755 And now that you're here, I have somebody 42 00:01:50,855 --> 00:01:52,191 I can talk dogs with. 43 00:01:52,257 --> 00:01:54,930 So, where'd you get your dog? 44 00:01:54,997 --> 00:01:56,834 Uh, I think he came with the house? 45 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:58,537 Look at us, dog-talking. 46 00:01:58,638 --> 00:02:01,142 We'll meet here every morning at 7:00 and have our own club. 47 00:02:01,242 --> 00:02:02,545 The Dog Dad Boyz. 48 00:02:02,646 --> 00:02:04,348 I'll reach out to logo designers. 49 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:06,754 HOMER: Oh, God, somebody get me out of this. 50 00:02:08,490 --> 00:02:09,425 (growls) 51 00:02:09,492 --> 00:02:10,995 (yelps) 52 00:02:11,095 --> 00:02:12,699 Aah! Dev-Dev! 53 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:14,636 Control your psycho, maniac. 54 00:02:14,703 --> 00:02:15,605 Bad dog dad. 55 00:02:15,672 --> 00:02:18,343 Membership in the Dog Dad Boyz revoked. 56 00:02:18,410 --> 00:02:21,517 Oh, you saved me from the worst kind of human-- 57 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:22,619 a dog lover. 58 00:02:22,719 --> 00:02:24,322 I love you, dog. 59 00:02:24,388 --> 00:02:26,593 Let's go get you a reward. 60 00:02:30,501 --> 00:02:33,406 Okay, wait here for two minutes while I get your treat. 61 00:02:33,541 --> 00:02:35,110 I'm gonna open the windows halfway 62 00:02:35,177 --> 00:02:37,014 and leave the AC running. 63 00:02:37,047 --> 00:02:38,651 (smacks) 64 00:02:39,786 --> 00:02:40,755 Hmm. 65 00:02:40,822 --> 00:02:42,926 What ice cream flavor will make my dog feel 66 00:02:42,992 --> 00:02:46,633 like the most cherished creature in the entire universe? 67 00:02:51,643 --> 00:02:53,279 (keys jingling) 68 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:55,350 Hey, check it out. 69 00:02:55,450 --> 00:02:57,321 Some jerk left their dog in the car. 70 00:02:57,388 --> 00:02:59,826 With the windows rolled up, no less. 71 00:02:59,893 --> 00:03:01,997 - Who does that? - Monster. 72 00:03:02,064 --> 00:03:05,538 Obviously, no chocolate, but he does love peanut butter. 73 00:03:05,605 --> 00:03:08,109 Rum raisin is a no, for any species. 74 00:03:08,209 --> 00:03:09,445 (indistinct chatter) 75 00:03:09,513 --> 00:03:12,151 What kind of lunatic thinks this is okay? 76 00:03:12,184 --> 00:03:15,090 Some people are just born broken. 77 00:03:15,123 --> 00:03:17,562 (honking horn) 78 00:03:17,695 --> 00:03:18,931 (whistling a tune) 79 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:20,768 Puppy spoiler, coming through. 80 00:03:20,835 --> 00:03:21,770 Hey, what am I missing? 81 00:03:21,837 --> 00:03:23,708 A churlish individual saw fit 82 00:03:23,774 --> 00:03:26,613 to desert their dog in a hideous sedan. 83 00:03:26,647 --> 00:03:29,085 Wait, it's not what it looks like. 84 00:03:29,185 --> 00:03:31,957 I just left my dog in my car on purpose. 85 00:03:32,057 --> 00:03:33,493 (indistinct grumbling) 86 00:03:35,765 --> 00:03:37,401 Whoa, how could you, man? 87 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:39,873 And on a scorcher like today? 88 00:03:39,940 --> 00:03:41,442 What? It's not a... 89 00:03:43,213 --> 00:03:45,050 Aah! Come on boy, help me out. 90 00:03:45,117 --> 00:03:47,121 Get the keys. Get the keys. 91 00:03:47,221 --> 00:03:50,060 You expect him to work under these conditions? 92 00:03:50,127 --> 00:03:51,362 No, wait. I think Marge 93 00:03:51,429 --> 00:03:53,166 hid a key under the car somewhere. 94 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,772 The dog-cooking wuss is trying to hide. 95 00:03:55,838 --> 00:03:57,976 MAN: Grab his legs! 96 00:03:59,713 --> 00:04:01,750 Leave me alone. I'm good with dogs. 97 00:04:03,319 --> 00:04:06,225 He locked the Dalmatian in the firetruck. Oh! 98 00:04:06,359 --> 00:04:09,131 - (clamoring) - WOMAN: Gotta be kidding me! 99 00:04:09,231 --> 00:04:10,868 (cheering) 100 00:04:10,968 --> 00:04:12,605 Okay, everyone. The dog's fine. 101 00:04:12,672 --> 00:04:14,543 Why don't you all just get a life. 102 00:04:14,609 --> 00:04:17,314 No wonder his dog is such a psycho. 103 00:04:17,414 --> 00:04:19,686 (huffs) He's probably a bad parent, too. 104 00:04:19,719 --> 00:04:21,222 How dare you? 105 00:04:21,289 --> 00:04:23,794 Dad, you forgot to pick us up. 106 00:04:23,861 --> 00:04:25,230 (all gasp) 107 00:04:25,297 --> 00:04:27,869 (sighs) Glad that's over, aren't we, boy? 108 00:04:28,002 --> 00:04:30,875 Uh, I'm not so sure. 109 00:04:30,975 --> 00:04:33,012 ♪ ♪ 110 00:04:40,728 --> 00:04:43,199 MARGE: Oh... yes. 111 00:04:43,266 --> 00:04:45,036 (sighs) This must be 112 00:04:45,137 --> 00:04:47,642 how Catholics feel after confession. 113 00:04:47,709 --> 00:04:50,380 Now, to post some before-and-after shots 114 00:04:50,447 --> 00:04:53,787 so the neighbors can eat their dirty carpet hearts out. 115 00:04:54,823 --> 00:04:55,892 Hmm? 116 00:04:55,992 --> 00:04:57,027 No. (gasps) 117 00:04:58,764 --> 00:05:01,202 No. No... 118 00:05:01,269 --> 00:05:03,941 No! 119 00:05:05,243 --> 00:05:08,183 Okay, so far, the neighborhood rage is contained 120 00:05:08,249 --> 00:05:09,485 to just dog lovers. 121 00:05:09,553 --> 00:05:12,090 Oh, no. It's spread to the cat people. 122 00:05:12,191 --> 00:05:14,328 Oh, now it's the horse crazies. 123 00:05:14,428 --> 00:05:17,334 Those horse crazies don't mess around. 124 00:05:17,434 --> 00:05:20,975 Homer, you have to apologize for yesterday. 125 00:05:21,075 --> 00:05:23,213 What? Why? The dog and I are cool. 126 00:05:23,981 --> 00:05:26,653 Look, we know you didn't mean to do anything wrong. 127 00:05:26,753 --> 00:05:29,559 But sometimes you just need to accept responsibility 128 00:05:29,626 --> 00:05:30,862 so people will move on. 129 00:05:30,928 --> 00:05:34,368 So, I drafted you a heartfelt apology. 130 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:35,938 That's so sweet, honey. 131 00:05:36,038 --> 00:05:38,476 But trust me, it'll blow over. 132 00:05:41,517 --> 00:05:43,621 When God gave man dominion over 133 00:05:43,721 --> 00:05:46,292 all the beasts of the Earth, 134 00:05:46,359 --> 00:05:48,731 that was not permission for one man 135 00:05:48,864 --> 00:05:51,269 to abandon a dog in a hot Plymouth. 136 00:05:51,335 --> 00:05:53,106 (murmuring) 137 00:05:53,908 --> 00:05:57,682 Mm. Okay, I get it. Everybody's mad at me. 138 00:05:57,749 --> 00:05:59,285 (softly): Dad, nip this in the bud 139 00:05:59,351 --> 00:06:01,557 and use my apology. 140 00:06:04,128 --> 00:06:05,263 I'm Homer Simpson, 141 00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:07,234 and I'm truly sorry. 142 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:10,340 (chanting): Tsk, tsk, tsk! 143 00:06:11,142 --> 00:06:14,381 Sorry if you pee-pee babies were offended by something 144 00:06:14,481 --> 00:06:16,485 that was no big deal and everything's fine. 145 00:06:16,587 --> 00:06:17,889 So what's the issue? 146 00:06:18,022 --> 00:06:20,761 Amazing job, you really got his voice down. 147 00:06:20,861 --> 00:06:23,734 Okay, Homer, I think you've made your point. 148 00:06:23,834 --> 00:06:26,540 I'm sorry that you don't have enough things to get mad at. 149 00:06:26,607 --> 00:06:28,409 I'm sorry that you all have skin 150 00:06:28,476 --> 00:06:30,447 thinner than gas station toilet paper. 151 00:06:30,514 --> 00:06:32,885 And I'm sorry that your lives are so boring 152 00:06:32,952 --> 00:06:35,625 that you take a man who left his rescue dog 153 00:06:35,725 --> 00:06:38,429 for two minutes to buy him organic ice cream 154 00:06:38,496 --> 00:06:41,102 from a woman-owned local business, 155 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:42,972 and you crucify him! 156 00:06:43,072 --> 00:06:43,874 - (glass shatters) - Ahh! 157 00:06:43,974 --> 00:06:46,813 - (Devin yelps) - LENNY: Ow, my dog's eye! 158 00:06:47,214 --> 00:06:48,684 Mm-mm. 159 00:06:52,190 --> 00:06:53,727 ♪ ♪ 160 00:07:07,487 --> 00:07:10,728 My fellow Springfielders, here at Burns Industries, 161 00:07:10,828 --> 00:07:13,901 we release the hounds on all forms of disrespect, 162 00:07:13,968 --> 00:07:17,240 and to tolerance we say, "excellent." 163 00:07:17,341 --> 00:07:19,345 As such, we have terminated association 164 00:07:19,411 --> 00:07:21,382 with Homer J. Simpson, as his actions 165 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:23,887 do not represent the values of Evil Corps. 166 00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:26,392 Moving forward, we plan to sit back, 167 00:07:26,526 --> 00:07:28,831 tent our fingers, and listen. 168 00:07:28,897 --> 00:07:31,803 Well, Homer, on the plus side, this has made people forget 169 00:07:31,870 --> 00:07:33,907 - you almost killed the dog. - Oh... 170 00:07:40,688 --> 00:07:41,657 of the guy who pushed a pastor out of a church window. 171 00:07:41,823 --> 00:07:44,763 Uh-huh. And would you classify that as a death threat 172 00:07:44,829 --> 00:07:47,502 or merely an act of extreme violence? 173 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:49,004 Thank you for your rage. 174 00:07:50,373 --> 00:07:51,409 Hm. 175 00:07:51,510 --> 00:07:52,512 Oh, Lovejoy's fine. 176 00:07:52,645 --> 00:07:55,383 But I lost my job and now that trolls put my photos 177 00:07:55,450 --> 00:07:56,787 and phone number on the Internet, 178 00:07:56,853 --> 00:08:00,327 I also lost my anonon-nim-ninim-ninity. 179 00:08:00,427 --> 00:08:01,997 There's also a bunch of TikToks 180 00:08:02,030 --> 00:08:04,201 of people lip-syncing to what you said, 181 00:08:04,301 --> 00:08:05,971 because that's what comedy is now. 182 00:08:06,072 --> 00:08:07,842 HOMER'S VOICE: I'm sorry that you all have skin 183 00:08:07,909 --> 00:08:10,380 thinner than gas station toilet paper. 184 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:13,754 Oh, I've never been so viciously lampooned. 185 00:08:13,821 --> 00:08:16,058 I hate this horrible new world. 186 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:18,997 What I need now is the comfort of fast food 187 00:08:19,064 --> 00:08:20,968 and slow friends. 188 00:08:22,304 --> 00:08:24,876 (gasping) 189 00:08:28,182 --> 00:08:30,020 (exclaims) 190 00:08:31,455 --> 00:08:33,493 Three weeks later. 191 00:08:33,594 --> 00:08:36,098 ANNOUNCER: Shrimp? Who you calling shrimp? 192 00:08:36,165 --> 00:08:37,134 It's prawn time, baby, 193 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,639 at Dead Lobster's Annual Prawn-a-thon! 194 00:08:39,773 --> 00:08:42,177 Grab your bib for crispy popcorn prawn, 195 00:08:42,277 --> 00:08:45,483 wood-grilled prawn skewers sizzling prawn scampi, 196 00:08:45,551 --> 00:08:47,454 and parmesan-breaded prawns casino 197 00:08:47,522 --> 00:08:49,692 served over ice cold lump prawn. 198 00:08:49,793 --> 00:08:53,534 All washed down with a tropical Tiki Passion Prawn-tini. 199 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:54,803 (gasps) Guys! 200 00:08:54,836 --> 00:08:57,775 It's Prawn-a-thon time. Guys! 201 00:08:57,875 --> 00:09:00,380 They wouldn't go without me, would they? 202 00:09:00,447 --> 00:09:01,950 (whimpers, gasps) 203 00:09:05,390 --> 00:09:06,292 (indistinct conversations) 204 00:09:06,392 --> 00:09:07,562 Oh my God, everybody, shut up. 205 00:09:07,628 --> 00:09:08,997 It's the pastor-pusher. 206 00:09:09,098 --> 00:09:11,035 (all gasp) 207 00:09:13,039 --> 00:09:15,410 Well, I never. 208 00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:18,951 Why am I always meeting people who never? Mm. 209 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:22,592 Hey, "strangers," enjoying your entrées of embarrassment 210 00:09:22,658 --> 00:09:24,328 about being related to me? 211 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,769 Don't take it personally. 212 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:30,473 We need to be able to do some normal family things 213 00:09:30,574 --> 00:09:32,210 without being publicly shamed. 214 00:09:32,344 --> 00:09:36,452 We just want a little anon-mini-nanom-nini-ninity. 215 00:09:36,553 --> 00:09:38,156 But Prawn-a-thon? 216 00:09:38,256 --> 00:09:39,959 That's our special thon. 217 00:09:40,059 --> 00:09:42,431 I'm so upset I might not ever be able 218 00:09:42,497 --> 00:09:44,201 to get my prawn on again. 219 00:09:44,268 --> 00:09:47,642 Yikes. That has got to be the saddest thing 220 00:09:47,708 --> 00:09:49,779 ever said in a chain seafood restaurant. 221 00:09:49,846 --> 00:09:51,482 It's not too late, Homer. 222 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:52,685 I'm here to help you. 223 00:09:52,752 --> 00:09:54,021 Help me? Is this 224 00:09:54,121 --> 00:09:56,560 some kind of prank, like when those YouTubers 225 00:09:56,626 --> 00:09:58,463 chased me with real machetes? 226 00:09:58,564 --> 00:10:00,601 Wow. And no. 227 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,137 I have created a refuge 228 00:10:02,237 --> 00:10:04,709 where people like you can find redemption. 229 00:10:04,809 --> 00:10:07,982 I run an institute. We call it The Institute. 230 00:10:08,049 --> 00:10:09,084 (gasps) 231 00:10:09,919 --> 00:10:11,823 And it might just be your last chance 232 00:10:11,890 --> 00:10:13,961 at rehabilitating your reputation. 233 00:10:14,027 --> 00:10:17,167 Wait, wait, are you saying you can steam clean, 234 00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:18,202 if you will, 235 00:10:18,302 --> 00:10:21,342 my husband's reputational carpet, if you will? 236 00:10:21,475 --> 00:10:24,716 I am, and I will. And I will. 237 00:10:24,816 --> 00:10:26,853 The Institute is his only hope. 238 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:30,794 Well, my reputation is everything to me. 239 00:10:30,861 --> 00:10:33,600 That doesn't jibe with your past behavior. 240 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:36,573 I'm tired of reputations being about past behavior. 241 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:39,946 I'll do it. Keep it safe. 242 00:10:47,327 --> 00:10:50,200 Here at the Institute, we break our rehabilitants up 243 00:10:50,266 --> 00:10:52,805 according to the severity of their mistakes. 244 00:10:52,905 --> 00:10:55,410 HOMER: Uh-huh. Yep. 245 00:10:55,476 --> 00:10:57,113 That makes sense. 246 00:10:57,147 --> 00:10:58,282 Interesting. 247 00:10:58,349 --> 00:10:59,586 (chuckles) 248 00:11:00,353 --> 00:11:02,692 We don't take any Halloween mishaps more recent than that 249 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:05,664 because, at a certain point, you should know better. 250 00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:06,900 Totally. 251 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,402 Homer, meet your team. 252 00:11:08,469 --> 00:11:11,776 Just like you, they all went stupid viral in a bad way. 253 00:11:11,877 --> 00:11:15,518 First up, Helen Lovejoy, aka "Lemonade Karen." 254 00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:16,820 Let me see your permit. 255 00:11:16,887 --> 00:11:18,924 Where did you steal these lemons from? 256 00:11:19,024 --> 00:11:21,161 I don't think you're even from this neighborhood. 257 00:11:21,262 --> 00:11:22,832 Siri, call 911. 258 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,838 THEO: Councilman Jed Hawk, aka "The Toilet Rocker," 259 00:11:25,938 --> 00:11:28,944 who always forgets to turn off his camera and hit mute. 260 00:11:29,011 --> 00:11:31,048 ♪ She was a fast machine ♪ 261 00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:32,450 ♪ She kept her motor clean ♪ 262 00:11:32,518 --> 00:11:33,720 (scat singing) 263 00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:36,726 ♪ American thighs ♪ 264 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:37,962 - Oh, no. - (all gasp) 265 00:11:38,062 --> 00:11:41,335 THEO: Larry Doogan, aka "Pissed-O-Shorty." 266 00:11:41,402 --> 00:11:43,139 He throws tantrums in public. 267 00:11:43,239 --> 00:11:43,941 A lot. 268 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:45,978 Oh sure, the club's at capacity 269 00:11:46,045 --> 00:11:47,748 as soon as the short guy shows up. 270 00:11:47,815 --> 00:11:49,786 I get it, and I'm pissed-O! 271 00:11:49,852 --> 00:11:51,923 Oh, so you don't have any blueberry muffins left 272 00:11:51,990 --> 00:11:55,096 for the short man? I'm pissed-O! 273 00:11:55,163 --> 00:11:57,234 I do... realize you only agreed 274 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,971 to spend the rest of your life with me 275 00:11:59,037 --> 00:12:01,977 - because I'm short, and it's pissing-me-o! - (gasps) 276 00:12:02,043 --> 00:12:05,350 THEO: Kirk Van Houten, aka "Juice Box Dad." 277 00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:08,356 Come on, Coach Loser, don't you want to win? 278 00:12:08,422 --> 00:12:12,197 Take... my son... out... of the game! 279 00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:14,001 (sighs) 280 00:12:15,069 --> 00:12:18,042 (laughs) Oh, yeah, I shared that. 281 00:12:18,142 --> 00:12:19,211 Juice Box Dad. 282 00:12:19,344 --> 00:12:22,484 Wait, how am I supposed to revive my reputation 283 00:12:22,585 --> 00:12:24,054 associating with these scum? 284 00:12:24,121 --> 00:12:25,824 Watch who you're calling short. 285 00:12:25,925 --> 00:12:28,563 Whoa, somebody's pissed-O. 286 00:12:28,630 --> 00:12:29,933 Siri, call 911. 287 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,437 Look, everyone, let's just calm down. 288 00:12:32,505 --> 00:12:35,443 Or what? You'll push us out a stained glass window? 289 00:12:35,511 --> 00:12:39,217 Hey! That was just a careless accident born out of rage. 290 00:12:39,318 --> 00:12:42,290 (all clamoring) 291 00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:45,029 Are we sure we have the right people for this team? 292 00:12:45,864 --> 00:12:47,835 They're awful. 293 00:12:47,902 --> 00:12:51,475 Which is why they're perfect for this mission. 294 00:13:01,495 --> 00:13:03,065 Here at the Institute, we believe good works overcome bad days. 295 00:13:03,165 --> 00:13:04,869 So, to fix your reputations, 296 00:13:04,902 --> 00:13:07,440 your team will be doing public acts of charity. 297 00:13:07,541 --> 00:13:08,610 When we post them online, 298 00:13:08,644 --> 00:13:11,382 they will make your transgressions a distant memory. 299 00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:12,484 Work together? 300 00:13:12,518 --> 00:13:15,691 Sorry, I don't exactly play well with others. 301 00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:16,726 Okay, then we'll spend the day 302 00:13:16,826 --> 00:13:19,331 doing a bunch of team-building improv exercises. 303 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:21,101 Good deeds! Good deeds! 304 00:13:21,936 --> 00:13:25,310 ♪ I'm a fool to do your dirty work ♪ 305 00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:28,282 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 306 00:13:28,382 --> 00:13:29,819 ♪ I don't wanna do ♪ 307 00:13:29,886 --> 00:13:31,288 ♪ Your dirty work ♪ 308 00:13:31,355 --> 00:13:35,096 ♪ No more ♪ 309 00:13:35,196 --> 00:13:37,935 ♪ I'm a fool to do your dirty work ♪ 310 00:13:38,002 --> 00:13:40,406 ♪ Oh, yeah. ♪ 311 00:13:40,473 --> 00:13:42,210 - (grunts) - (laughs) 312 00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:44,816 I can feel my reputation being restored 313 00:13:44,882 --> 00:13:47,487 with each carefully-staged good deed. 314 00:13:47,588 --> 00:13:49,625 (people cackling) 315 00:13:49,692 --> 00:13:53,099 Look, it's the people the Internet told us to hate. 316 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,403 (laughing) 317 00:13:55,470 --> 00:13:57,908 They still hate us. The plan isn't working. 318 00:13:57,975 --> 00:14:00,146 What do we do now? Call 911? 319 00:14:00,246 --> 00:14:02,117 Unfortunately, that was the only way 320 00:14:02,183 --> 00:14:03,987 to get you your lives back. 321 00:14:04,054 --> 00:14:07,260 Well, there is one other way. No, we can't. 322 00:14:07,293 --> 00:14:09,999 - What? - No, it's too radical. 323 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:13,874 Ah, but it's the only thing that's 100% guaranteed to work. 324 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,111 Hmm, yeah, it does sound pretty radical. 325 00:14:16,145 --> 00:14:17,882 Thanks for being honest about that. 326 00:14:17,948 --> 00:14:19,786 Well, sometimes the only way to get results 327 00:14:19,886 --> 00:14:21,255 is through radical action. 328 00:14:21,321 --> 00:14:23,459 Sorry, we took a vote. It's too radical. 329 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,263 Wh... I didn't even tell you what it is yet. 330 00:14:25,329 --> 00:14:26,933 When you said "radical," you said enough. 331 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,135 Bye forever. 332 00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:30,373 Look, I thought that by calling it radical, 333 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,010 you'd be more likely to want to do it. 334 00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:33,880 Like you'd be intrigued or something. 335 00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:36,653 (gasps) Intrigued, eh? 336 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,890 You are all here at The Institute... 337 00:14:40,126 --> 00:14:41,763 ...because of the humiliation you faced 338 00:14:41,863 --> 00:14:44,301 after the world saw you on your worst day. 339 00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:45,369 (all shudder) 340 00:14:45,403 --> 00:14:47,340 But, what if you could delete all that 341 00:14:47,407 --> 00:14:50,881 from every computer, every phone, every meme, 342 00:14:50,948 --> 00:14:53,920 and even every personal hard drive on Earth? 343 00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:54,956 But that's impossible. 344 00:14:54,989 --> 00:14:58,229 You'd have to invent something to do that. 345 00:14:58,295 --> 00:14:59,565 Funny you say that. I did 346 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,536 invent something to do that. 347 00:15:01,603 --> 00:15:04,174 A universal eradication code that can completely scrub 348 00:15:04,274 --> 00:15:07,213 any image or video from the entire Internet. 349 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,151 Scrub us. You scrub us right now! 350 00:15:09,251 --> 00:15:11,890 Oh, I would, but first I need to upload the code 351 00:15:11,956 --> 00:15:13,459 into the one server powerful enough 352 00:15:13,527 --> 00:15:16,331 to reach every corner of the World Wide Web. 353 00:15:17,535 --> 00:15:18,770 ChumNet. 354 00:15:19,572 --> 00:15:21,676 You mean the company that puts those annoying 355 00:15:21,743 --> 00:15:25,082 clickbait-y headlines on the bottom of every website? 356 00:15:25,149 --> 00:15:27,120 Yes, they're everywhere. 357 00:15:27,922 --> 00:15:30,193 No platform has greater reach. 358 00:15:30,259 --> 00:15:32,197 But to upload the scrub code into their servers, 359 00:15:32,263 --> 00:15:36,004 I need you to break in to the ChumNet headquarters. 360 00:15:36,071 --> 00:15:38,342 Break in? That sounds dangerous. 361 00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:39,311 It is, Helen. 362 00:15:39,411 --> 00:15:41,215 That was the radical part I mentioned earlier, 363 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,319 that didn't seem to land with any of you. 364 00:15:43,385 --> 00:15:45,323 Radical, eh? 365 00:15:45,389 --> 00:15:47,260 Yeah, we don't have anything to lose. 366 00:15:47,327 --> 00:15:50,266 So, we're kind of like a suicide squad. 367 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:53,305 You're exactly kind of like a suicide squad. 368 00:15:53,405 --> 00:15:54,509 What do you say? 369 00:15:54,575 --> 00:15:56,746 I think we can pull this-O. 370 00:15:56,813 --> 00:15:58,115 I say we do it. 371 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:01,455 We need to fight for each other, because we're a family. 372 00:16:01,523 --> 00:16:02,591 ALL: Aw. 373 00:16:02,691 --> 00:16:05,163 A family I don't want or need. 374 00:16:05,263 --> 00:16:07,835 I miss my actual family, so let's do this. 375 00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:09,037 (all agree) 376 00:16:09,104 --> 00:16:11,308 But if we're going on a commando mission, 377 00:16:11,341 --> 00:16:13,112 don't we need some sort of training? 378 00:16:13,212 --> 00:16:14,549 (laughs) Don't you see? 379 00:16:14,615 --> 00:16:17,220 You've already had some sort of training. 380 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:21,563 ♪ I'm a fool to do your dirty work ♪ 381 00:16:21,663 --> 00:16:24,234 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 382 00:16:24,301 --> 00:16:28,475 ♪ I don't wanna do your dirty work ♪ 383 00:16:28,577 --> 00:16:30,547 ♪ No more ♪ 384 00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:35,056 ♪ I'm a fool to do your dirty work. ♪ 385 00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:38,195 We're in. 386 00:16:38,295 --> 00:16:39,999 Okay, just stay focused 387 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:42,003 until you find the ChumNet server room. 388 00:16:42,103 --> 00:16:43,773 What about all the people in there? 389 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:46,478 There are no people. Just clickbait. 390 00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:51,556 So whatever you do, don't stop to click on anything. 391 00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:07,621 (snorts) Who falls for this garbage anyway? 392 00:17:07,721 --> 00:17:10,059 - Wait, what does she look like now? - (click) 393 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:13,800 "80 NFL players who live in bad houses. 394 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,504 Number six will shock you." (scoffs) 395 00:17:15,604 --> 00:17:17,775 - Well, we'll see about that. - (click) 396 00:17:17,841 --> 00:17:19,144 "One simple trick to add 397 00:17:19,244 --> 00:17:20,881 - years to your height." - (click) 398 00:17:20,981 --> 00:17:23,385 Whoa, these headlines are so tempting. 399 00:17:27,193 --> 00:17:28,897 No! We have to remember our goal. 400 00:17:28,997 --> 00:17:33,239 Erasing our shame and returning to our pre-pariah lives. (gasps) 401 00:17:33,305 --> 00:17:34,341 Oh, no. 402 00:17:34,441 --> 00:17:37,648 They're all trapped in endless slow-loading slideshows. 403 00:17:37,748 --> 00:17:39,084 These houses suck. 404 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,623 Sucks, sucks, sucks. 405 00:17:41,689 --> 00:17:44,160 (gasps) Number six. 406 00:17:44,194 --> 00:17:46,131 Homer, get them out now! 407 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,271 - (alarm blaring) - (whimpering) 408 00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:53,947 I just wanted to know which vegetable 409 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:55,851 gut doctors are begging me to throw out. 410 00:17:55,918 --> 00:17:59,491 It's radishes. I could have told you it was radishes! 411 00:17:59,558 --> 00:18:01,930 Find the server room, Homer, you'll be safe there. 412 00:18:01,996 --> 00:18:04,502 This is prawn-demonium! 413 00:18:06,004 --> 00:18:07,407 Ooh. 414 00:18:08,643 --> 00:18:11,381 THEO: Okay, straight ahead is the access port. 415 00:18:11,448 --> 00:18:13,118 Mm... 416 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:14,555 Insert the flash drive. 417 00:18:14,622 --> 00:18:16,258 Once the scrub code is fully uploaded, 418 00:18:16,325 --> 00:18:17,861 everything will be erased, 419 00:18:17,928 --> 00:18:21,001 and you will return to a life of anon-min-mity. 420 00:18:21,068 --> 00:18:23,272 Anon-min, Amoni-mity. 421 00:18:23,339 --> 00:18:24,909 COMPUTER: It's "anonymity." 422 00:18:24,976 --> 00:18:29,150 Preparing global Internet scrub for the following individuals. 423 00:18:29,952 --> 00:18:31,556 HOMER: There we are. 424 00:18:32,825 --> 00:18:35,964 Wait, who are they? I recognize these people. 425 00:18:36,064 --> 00:18:37,233 They're really terrible. 426 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,872 That guy raised the price of insulin for fun. 427 00:18:39,939 --> 00:18:41,809 I think that guy was just president, 428 00:18:41,876 --> 00:18:43,747 and those are his kids. 429 00:18:43,847 --> 00:18:45,182 And, oh, my God, 430 00:18:45,282 --> 00:18:48,288 that's the football coach that does all the cheating! 431 00:18:48,389 --> 00:18:50,527 Yes, Homer. All evidence of their misdeeds 432 00:18:50,627 --> 00:18:51,729 will be erased too. 433 00:18:51,829 --> 00:18:52,598 But that's different. 434 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,935 Those people did actual bad stuff. 435 00:18:55,002 --> 00:18:57,073 Wow, lot of Russian generals. 436 00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:59,444 COMPUTER: Upload at 60%. 437 00:18:59,512 --> 00:19:00,714 Jeebus crackers. 438 00:19:00,781 --> 00:19:02,216 So the only way to save myself 439 00:19:02,283 --> 00:19:04,889 is to erase the crimes of history's current monsters? 440 00:19:04,989 --> 00:19:06,291 Oh, wise up, Homer. 441 00:19:06,391 --> 00:19:08,830 Who do you think funded this entire operation? 442 00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,667 (gasps) Scrubbing these villains 443 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:13,072 is what The Institute was always really about. 444 00:19:13,138 --> 00:19:14,174 What do I do? 445 00:19:14,274 --> 00:19:16,211 Wait, I never had a handkerchief. 446 00:19:16,278 --> 00:19:19,885 (gasps) Oh, this is the apology Lisa wrote for me. 447 00:19:20,887 --> 00:19:21,889 The upload's nearly complete. 448 00:19:21,956 --> 00:19:24,060 I can think of almost nothing at the last minute 449 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,162 that will stop us now. 450 00:19:25,296 --> 00:19:26,532 "It is with my family's support 451 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,402 that I will strive to do the right thing." 452 00:19:28,469 --> 00:19:31,074 I will strive to do the right thing! 453 00:19:31,174 --> 00:19:33,278 Homer, listen, you don't know what my investors 454 00:19:33,345 --> 00:19:35,784 are capable of doing to people who don't help them cover up 455 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,320 what they're capable of doing. 456 00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:40,126 You don't know what I'm capable of doing. 457 00:19:40,192 --> 00:19:44,234 Yoinking this doodad out of the computer hole. 458 00:19:44,902 --> 00:19:46,138 (grunts) 459 00:19:46,204 --> 00:19:47,941 COMPUTER: Internet scrub cancelled. 460 00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:49,712 Idiot! You ruined it! 461 00:19:49,812 --> 00:19:51,582 No, my daughter ruined it 462 00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:55,322 by writing the most genuine and inspirational apology ever. 463 00:19:55,423 --> 00:19:57,260 You should hear it. 464 00:19:58,295 --> 00:20:00,801 I'm Homer Simpson, and I'm truly sorry. 465 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,504 Sorry, yet also grateful 466 00:20:02,571 --> 00:20:03,773 for this opportunity... 467 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,409 MORGAN FREEMAN VOICE: In the annals of time, 468 00:20:05,476 --> 00:20:06,946 there have only been five 469 00:20:07,046 --> 00:20:08,917 truly great public apologies. 470 00:20:09,017 --> 00:20:11,221 But on that day, 471 00:20:11,321 --> 00:20:13,860 the words Lisa wrote, and Homer somehow read 472 00:20:13,927 --> 00:20:15,362 to everyone in the world, 473 00:20:15,463 --> 00:20:17,467 put those others to shame. 474 00:20:17,534 --> 00:20:19,270 It was deeply soul-searching 475 00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:21,408 and 100% effective. 476 00:20:21,475 --> 00:20:24,414 Homer was forgiven by all 477 00:20:24,481 --> 00:20:27,053 and beloved forever. 478 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,823 WOMAN: You failed us. 479 00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:31,996 We're gonna do to you what we did to democracy: 480 00:20:32,096 --> 00:20:34,234 irreparable damage. 481 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,104 The plan was too radical. 482 00:20:36,204 --> 00:20:39,277 Too radical! No, no, no! 483 00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:40,747 Radical... 484 00:20:40,847 --> 00:20:43,452 Radical! 485 00:20:43,586 --> 00:20:45,590 ♪ ♪ 486 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,512 And because of all of you, from here forward, I will be the best Homer Simpson I can be. 487 00:20:56,612 --> 00:20:59,050 There you have it-- a reminder that we could all be 488 00:20:59,150 --> 00:21:01,956 a little more understanding of one another's humanity. 489 00:21:02,056 --> 00:21:03,225 Up next, 490 00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:06,264 dumb idiot has heart attack on treadmill. 491 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:09,137 Another plate of shrimp. J. K. 492 00:21:09,237 --> 00:21:10,172 It's prawns. 493 00:21:10,239 --> 00:21:12,644 (laughing) 494 00:21:12,744 --> 00:21:14,882 I should have listened to you all along. 495 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,451 Yeah. Well, mostly, you just 496 00:21:16,552 --> 00:21:18,222 shouldn't have left the dog in the car. 497 00:21:18,288 --> 00:21:20,727 Yeah, agree to disagree. 498 00:21:20,794 --> 00:21:22,831 But he and I have an arrangement. 499 00:21:22,898 --> 00:21:25,102 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 500 00:21:25,169 --> 00:21:27,406 FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 501 00:21:27,508 --> 00:21:30,179 And FORD. We go further, so you can. 502 00:21:30,246 --> 00:21:31,782 Shh! 503 00:21:35,055 --> 00:21:37,460 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org