1 00:00:02,404 --> 00:00:03,473 ♪ Salt peanuts, salt peanuts ♪ 2 00:00:04,743 --> 00:00:06,547 ♪ Salt peanuts, salt peanuts. ♪ 3 00:00:06,614 --> 00:00:08,283 D'oh. 4 00:00:08,350 --> 00:00:10,387 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:14,863 --> 00:00:16,800 (playing harmonizing notes) 6 00:00:16,901 --> 00:00:19,405 You know, you play pretty well 7 00:00:19,472 --> 00:00:21,442 for someone with no real problems. 8 00:00:21,544 --> 00:00:24,917 That's 'cause I had the best teacher. (giggles) 9 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:27,756 -(saxophone playing jazz music) - ANNOUNCER: If you love sports 10 00:00:27,856 --> 00:00:29,993 and house flipping shows, telenovelas mexicanas 11 00:00:30,027 --> 00:00:32,031 and Holocaust documentaries, 12 00:00:32,097 --> 00:00:33,133 get Everything+. 13 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:34,903 We'll stream anything, 14 00:00:34,970 --> 00:00:36,574 even shows that Peacock rejected. 15 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:37,609 We've got vintage cartoons 16 00:00:37,676 --> 00:00:39,680 with the racism and violence edited out, 17 00:00:39,780 --> 00:00:41,049 so they're four seconds long. 18 00:00:41,149 --> 00:00:43,053 (whistling tune) 19 00:00:43,186 --> 00:00:46,927 Gurr, why, look, it's Mr. Crow Jangles. 20 00:00:47,027 --> 00:00:49,232 ♪ ♪ 21 00:00:51,503 --> 00:00:54,576 ♪ Scratch that itch, scratch that itch ♪ 22 00:00:54,643 --> 00:00:56,914 ♪ The lotto's gonna make you rich ♪ 23 00:00:57,014 --> 00:00:59,252 - (jazz music stops playing) - Hey, that's a Bleeding Gums Murphy song. 24 00:00:59,318 --> 00:01:01,322 But they changed the lyrics. 25 00:01:01,389 --> 00:01:03,861 He never would've sung this garbage. 26 00:01:03,961 --> 00:01:06,099 ♪ Only a dollar ♪ 27 00:01:06,165 --> 00:01:08,938 ♪ Scratch and you'll holler. ♪ 28 00:01:09,005 --> 00:01:12,044 This is sacrilegious. Listen to the original. 29 00:01:12,111 --> 00:01:13,346 (blues music playing) 30 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:17,822 ♪ So filled with sorrow ♪ 31 00:01:17,889 --> 00:01:21,362 ♪ Can't face tomorrow. ♪ 32 00:01:22,197 --> 00:01:24,302 ♪ Get in it to win it ♪ 33 00:01:24,368 --> 00:01:26,472 ♪ It just takes a minute ♪ 34 00:01:26,540 --> 00:01:28,844 ♪ Neither the state lottery nor any of their employees ♪ 35 00:01:28,945 --> 00:01:31,684 ♪ Or agents make any warranty express or implied ♪ 36 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:34,188 ♪ Including warranties of merchantability and fitness ♪ 37 00:01:34,255 --> 00:01:36,527 ♪ For a particular purpose or assumed liability ♪ 38 00:01:36,627 --> 00:01:38,631 ♪ For the accuracy, completeness or usefulness ♪ 39 00:01:38,764 --> 00:01:41,369 ♪ Of information from this song. ♪ 40 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:44,008 I can't believe they're using a jazz legend 41 00:01:44,108 --> 00:01:46,212 to sell lottery tickets. 42 00:01:46,279 --> 00:01:47,782 Why do you hate the lottery? 43 00:01:47,849 --> 00:01:49,352 It's my retirement plan. 44 00:01:49,452 --> 00:01:51,557 Ugh. The lottery is a tax on people 45 00:01:51,657 --> 00:01:54,261 who can't calculate the insanely low odds of winning 46 00:01:54,362 --> 00:01:56,299 because they went to schools that are underfunded 47 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:59,606 because of-- guess what-- scams like the lottery. 48 00:01:59,673 --> 00:02:02,144 (breathes deeply) And they trick poor dopes 49 00:02:02,244 --> 00:02:04,616 into buying tickets they can't afford. 50 00:02:04,716 --> 00:02:06,285 ♪ Only a dollar ♪ 51 00:02:06,386 --> 00:02:07,789 ♪ Scratch and you'll holler ♪ 52 00:02:07,889 --> 00:02:10,494 ♪ I've got a one-in-50 million chance to win. ♪ 53 00:02:10,528 --> 00:02:12,498 Bleeding Gums would've been furious. 54 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:14,235 He hated gambling. 55 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:16,139 Really? How do you know? 56 00:02:16,239 --> 00:02:18,143 Because I'm Bleeding Gums's biggest expert. 57 00:02:18,209 --> 00:02:19,780 I edit his web page. 58 00:02:19,846 --> 00:02:22,318 All right, all right, working on that title. 59 00:02:22,384 --> 00:02:26,292 And I made a bust of his embouchure. 60 00:02:27,494 --> 00:02:29,131 So that's what an embouchure is. 61 00:02:29,231 --> 00:02:30,935 I learned something today. 62 00:02:31,002 --> 00:02:33,373 And now to forget it. 63 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:34,743 Gone. 64 00:02:35,511 --> 00:02:37,816 - ♪ Scratch that itch ♪ - ♪ Scratch that itch ♪ 65 00:02:37,916 --> 00:02:41,255 ♪ I can buy a diamond collar for my bitch ♪ 66 00:02:41,389 --> 00:02:43,661 ♪ Sólo un dólar ♪ 67 00:02:43,761 --> 00:02:46,366 ♪ Scratch y usted llegará holler ♪ 68 00:02:46,432 --> 00:02:48,637 ♪ That's the end of our pitch. ♪ 69 00:02:48,738 --> 00:02:50,975 - (Lisa groans) - Oh, lighten up, Lisa. 70 00:02:51,075 --> 00:02:54,081 As Jesus said, "You've got to play to win." 71 00:02:54,148 --> 00:02:55,518 He didn't say that. 72 00:02:55,585 --> 00:02:58,323 After he turned water into wine, he said a lot of stuff 73 00:02:58,390 --> 00:03:00,661 that he didn't remember in the morning. 74 00:03:02,532 --> 00:03:05,303 Hey, Sticks, Soaky, Count Four Count, 75 00:03:05,404 --> 00:03:07,041 Hi Hat Pat, The Three Bottoms, 76 00:03:07,107 --> 00:03:10,213 - Salty Joe and the Irregular Heartbeats... - (plays chord) 77 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:13,788 ...No Nickname Henderson, Daly Night, Nighty Day, 78 00:03:13,888 --> 00:03:16,225 and the Backup Boys. 79 00:03:16,292 --> 00:03:18,931 ♪ Ooh, woo, ooh ♪ 80 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:20,935 ♪ We're expendable. ♪ 81 00:03:21,002 --> 00:03:22,739 I am sure you're all as upset as me. 82 00:03:22,806 --> 00:03:24,141 Hell yeah! 83 00:03:24,241 --> 00:03:26,613 - About what? - About Bleeding Gums's music 84 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:29,051 being misappropriated by the lottery. 85 00:03:29,151 --> 00:03:30,755 It happens all the time. 86 00:03:30,822 --> 00:03:35,263 America's only original art form is stealing Black music. 87 00:03:35,330 --> 00:03:37,736 Well, there's only one way to stop them: 88 00:03:37,802 --> 00:03:40,073 boycott the lottery. 89 00:03:40,173 --> 00:03:42,277 Shh. They're announcing the lotto numbers. 90 00:03:42,344 --> 00:03:44,181 (excited chatter) 91 00:03:44,248 --> 00:03:46,018 BROCKMAN: Six, 27, 92 00:03:46,085 --> 00:03:48,223 32, 14... 93 00:03:48,289 --> 00:03:50,995 - (disappointed chatter) - Oh, man. Come on. 94 00:03:51,095 --> 00:03:53,366 Let me tell you something, people. One more number, 95 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:54,936 and I'm a winner. 96 00:03:55,003 --> 00:03:57,274 If it happens, that's the last you'll see of me. 97 00:03:57,341 --> 00:03:59,011 I despise this town, 98 00:03:59,078 --> 00:04:00,948 especially the death-stalking ghouls 99 00:04:00,982 --> 00:04:01,984 who watch local news. 100 00:04:02,050 --> 00:04:03,453 And the last number is... 101 00:04:03,521 --> 00:04:05,925 - (chime sounds) - 62. I lost. 102 00:04:05,992 --> 00:04:07,094 (groans) 103 00:04:07,161 --> 00:04:10,300 In other news, Kent Brockman's "Hooray for Springfield!" 104 00:04:10,367 --> 00:04:11,503 airs tomorrow at 8:00. 105 00:04:11,570 --> 00:04:13,741 (chuckles): Oh, I love this town. 106 00:04:13,841 --> 00:04:15,678 Just once, I want to be one of those guys 107 00:04:15,745 --> 00:04:18,249 who wins the lottery and blows it on a single binge 108 00:04:18,349 --> 00:04:19,953 that haunts him to his grave. 109 00:04:20,086 --> 00:04:21,122 (Lisa sighs) 110 00:04:21,222 --> 00:04:23,193 Aw, what's wrong? 111 00:04:23,259 --> 00:04:25,798 A jazz god's work has been misappropriated. 112 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:27,301 But I'm gonna fix it. 113 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:28,804 Come here, kid. This is important. 114 00:04:28,904 --> 00:04:32,612 Lisa, if you ever listen to one thing I say, it's this: 115 00:04:32,679 --> 00:04:35,383 don't try to save anyone or anything. 116 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:38,089 Please, please, do not waste your time 117 00:04:38,123 --> 00:04:39,325 chasing lost causes. 118 00:04:39,391 --> 00:04:41,028 The environment? It's over. 119 00:04:41,095 --> 00:04:42,999 Democracy? Hanging by a thread. 120 00:04:43,066 --> 00:04:46,573 Broadcast television? Only losers still watch that. 121 00:04:46,673 --> 00:04:49,111 -(drill whirs) - (man screaming) 122 00:04:49,211 --> 00:04:51,817 So promise me you won't waste time 123 00:04:51,884 --> 00:04:53,687 on this jazz dealy. 124 00:04:53,754 --> 00:04:54,856 You have my word. 125 00:04:54,923 --> 00:04:58,263 I won't waste any more time on lost causes. 126 00:04:59,064 --> 00:05:02,505 (quietly): Because time spent on lost causes is never wasted. 127 00:05:02,572 --> 00:05:03,707 What did you just mutter? 128 00:05:03,808 --> 00:05:05,778 Something that undercut what I said. 129 00:05:05,845 --> 00:05:07,816 That's my girl. 130 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:09,318 The Springfield Lottery has been accused 131 00:05:09,385 --> 00:05:11,957 of misappropriating a revered musician's work. 132 00:05:12,024 --> 00:05:13,928 Tonight, because... (chuckles) 133 00:05:13,994 --> 00:05:16,165 ...this crap station is still stuck with me, 134 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:19,238 I'm hosting a debate between the state lottery and Lisa Simpson, 135 00:05:19,305 --> 00:05:20,975 who has anointed herself 136 00:05:21,075 --> 00:05:24,883 the world's foremost Bleeding Gums Murphy expert. 137 00:05:26,018 --> 00:05:27,956 I'm still working on that name. 138 00:05:28,022 --> 00:05:29,191 But I can tell you 139 00:05:29,291 --> 00:05:31,864 he would not want his incredible music 140 00:05:31,964 --> 00:05:35,872 used for this carnival of greed known as the lottery. 141 00:05:35,938 --> 00:05:40,413 - Little girl, you claim to know everything about Mr. Murphy. - I do. 142 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:43,621 - Do you even know his first name? - Oscar. 143 00:05:43,687 --> 00:05:46,693 - Do you know his favorite key? - B-flat. 144 00:05:46,827 --> 00:05:49,699 Mm, that's right. Favorite brand of reed? 145 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:50,768 Légère. 146 00:05:50,868 --> 00:05:52,271 Favorite type of jazz? 147 00:05:52,304 --> 00:05:53,674 - Straight-ahead. - Huh. 148 00:05:53,741 --> 00:05:55,711 Do you know the name of his first recording? 149 00:05:55,778 --> 00:05:59,318 Well, his first album was Broken Elevator Blues. 150 00:05:59,385 --> 00:06:02,424 - Yes... - But his first recording 151 00:06:02,525 --> 00:06:04,094 was at Minton's Playhouse 152 00:06:04,194 --> 00:06:06,399 playing alongside Thelonious Monk 153 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:08,938 when Bleeding Gums was 16. 154 00:06:09,004 --> 00:06:10,207 Hmm, right again. 155 00:06:10,340 --> 00:06:13,346 She'll know this. She'll know this. 156 00:06:13,446 --> 00:06:16,285 Aha. How old is his son? 157 00:06:16,352 --> 00:06:17,354 He has a son? 158 00:06:17,454 --> 00:06:18,824 - (buzzer buzzes) - (gasps) 159 00:06:18,924 --> 00:06:20,528 I did not know that. 160 00:06:20,595 --> 00:06:22,497 No further questions, Your Honor. 161 00:06:22,565 --> 00:06:24,669 But this isn't a courtroom. 162 00:06:24,703 --> 00:06:26,405 Overruled. 163 00:06:26,472 --> 00:06:28,611 - We'll be right back. - (musical sting plays) 164 00:06:34,221 --> 00:06:35,390 (crying) I feel like a fool. 165 00:06:35,457 --> 00:06:36,893 How could I love someone so much 166 00:06:36,994 --> 00:06:39,833 and not know something so important about him? 167 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:41,402 Don't worry, Lisa. 168 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:44,308 - To me, you're perfect. - I am? 169 00:06:44,408 --> 00:06:47,047 Yes. But I'm just an image created by your mind, 170 00:06:47,147 --> 00:06:49,018 so I say what you want. 171 00:06:49,084 --> 00:06:50,821 Oh, that's pleasant. 172 00:06:50,922 --> 00:06:53,527 Come on, Lis. Let's play Target Lisa. 173 00:06:53,594 --> 00:06:55,631 Sorry, I'm too sad. 174 00:06:55,698 --> 00:06:58,637 I can barely play the soulless sounds of Kenny G. 175 00:06:58,704 --> 00:07:00,340 No one likes Kenny G. 176 00:07:00,407 --> 00:07:02,845 That's why they killed Kenny A through F. 177 00:07:02,912 --> 00:07:05,718 I didn't even know my hero had a son. (sniffles) 178 00:07:05,785 --> 00:07:09,058 Watching you cry makes me feel the need to act. 179 00:07:11,462 --> 00:07:14,001 Ah, much better. 180 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,871 I'm gonna find your son. 181 00:07:15,972 --> 00:07:17,542 And I'm gonna find out what he thinks 182 00:07:17,609 --> 00:07:19,879 about the way your songs are being used. 183 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:24,188 Well, here's a clue. I named him after my favorite piano player. 184 00:07:24,254 --> 00:07:26,860 Monk. M-Monk Murphy. 185 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:27,762 That's right. 186 00:07:27,829 --> 00:07:29,231 Now that you've got the name, 187 00:07:29,331 --> 00:07:30,433 just check the phone book. 188 00:07:30,501 --> 00:07:32,170 What's a phone book? 189 00:07:32,237 --> 00:07:34,909 I have been dead a long time. 190 00:07:37,414 --> 00:07:39,151 Hi. I'm Lisa Simpson. 191 00:07:39,218 --> 00:07:40,688 And you're Monk Murphy. 192 00:07:40,755 --> 00:07:43,126 Oh, my God. You look just like your father. 193 00:07:43,259 --> 00:07:44,161 Let me guess. 194 00:07:44,261 --> 00:07:46,667 You're one of the musicians my dad mentored. 195 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:49,271 Do you want to come in and see pictures of him? 196 00:07:49,371 --> 00:07:50,941 Well, I don't want to impose on your time. 197 00:07:51,042 --> 00:07:53,781 - Okay. - Oh, yes! Please, please, please. 198 00:07:53,847 --> 00:07:56,553 Let me just tell you, I loved your dad. 199 00:07:56,620 --> 00:08:00,193 For a blues musician, he could really cheer people up. 200 00:08:00,293 --> 00:08:03,499 Just thinking about him makes me smile. (chuckles) 201 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,873 And I found out he recorded a song just for you. 202 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:08,744 "Monk's New Tune." 203 00:08:08,811 --> 00:08:13,119 (singing along): ♪ Before I was saved by my better half ♪ 204 00:08:13,186 --> 00:08:15,558 ♪ I once disappeared ♪ 205 00:08:15,658 --> 00:08:18,597 ♪ In a black-and-white photograph. ♪ 206 00:08:18,697 --> 00:08:19,699 Please, I'm sorry. 207 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:21,570 That's not something I can enjoy. 208 00:08:21,636 --> 00:08:23,574 I understand. You miss your dad. 209 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:26,245 I do. But I can't enjoy music 210 00:08:26,312 --> 00:08:28,483 because I can't hear it. Never could. 211 00:08:28,517 --> 00:08:30,521 I was born profoundly deaf. 212 00:08:30,588 --> 00:08:32,658 Oh. But this whole time we were talking, 213 00:08:32,725 --> 00:08:35,397 - you seemed to hear everything. - I read lips. 214 00:08:35,463 --> 00:08:36,533 Then read this: 215 00:08:36,633 --> 00:08:37,969 I'm your dad's biggest fan. 216 00:08:38,036 --> 00:08:40,708 (chuckles) Did you love him as much as I do? 217 00:08:40,808 --> 00:08:42,444 Yes. He was a great dad. 218 00:08:42,545 --> 00:08:45,250 He even refereed my soccer games. 219 00:08:46,553 --> 00:08:48,256 (whistle blows, jazz tune plays) 220 00:08:49,559 --> 00:08:50,895 - (Lisa exhales) - You know, 221 00:08:50,961 --> 00:08:53,199 his whole world was music and me. 222 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:55,003 So he took it kind of hard 223 00:08:55,103 --> 00:08:57,842 when he found out that I couldn't hear. 224 00:09:05,524 --> 00:09:07,762 (clanging loudly) 225 00:09:21,122 --> 00:09:23,126 This boy's hearing loss is so profound, 226 00:09:23,226 --> 00:09:25,664 you could fire a gun right next to his head, 227 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:26,900 and he wouldn't hear it. 228 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,537 That's not how you tested him, is it? 229 00:09:28,637 --> 00:09:30,173 Of course not. 230 00:09:31,208 --> 00:09:33,112 There have been great advancements, though. 231 00:09:33,179 --> 00:09:34,481 With a cochlear implant 232 00:09:34,582 --> 00:09:36,520 combined with auditory and language therapy, 233 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:38,423 he could potentially hear quite well. 234 00:09:38,524 --> 00:09:41,596 But I have to warn you, like any important medical miracle, 235 00:09:41,663 --> 00:09:42,932 it's only for rich people 236 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,504 and doctors who get a huge discount. 237 00:09:45,571 --> 00:09:47,608 (laughs) 238 00:09:47,642 --> 00:09:49,946 Son, I'm gonna work night and day 239 00:09:50,046 --> 00:09:51,883 to get you that cochlear implant. 240 00:09:51,983 --> 00:09:55,490 Uh, do you have any other skills besides playing jazz? 241 00:09:55,558 --> 00:09:57,762 I also teach jazz. 242 00:09:57,895 --> 00:10:00,500 Uh, how are you paying for this appointment? 243 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:02,137 With this. 244 00:10:04,542 --> 00:10:06,680 Looks like about $16. 245 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,552 Yeah. I had a good month. 246 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,723 Wow. That must be when your father wrote 247 00:10:11,790 --> 00:10:13,994 "Sixteen Bucks Just Ain't Enough." 248 00:10:14,061 --> 00:10:16,533 Do you still want to get the cochlear implant? 249 00:10:16,633 --> 00:10:18,402 I do. Very much. 250 00:10:18,537 --> 00:10:20,306 But I take after my dad. 251 00:10:20,373 --> 00:10:23,847 He played jazz for a living. I run a nonprofit. 252 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:27,220 I make a lot more than he did but not enough. 253 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:30,293 Wait. Did you know they're using your dad's song 254 00:10:30,393 --> 00:10:31,930 for the Springfield Lottery? 255 00:10:32,063 --> 00:10:34,502 Oh, my God. What? But he hated gambling. 256 00:10:34,536 --> 00:10:36,640 I know. Did he tell you that? 257 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:39,344 Uh, no. I learned it on the website, 258 00:10:39,411 --> 00:10:41,081 Bleeding Gummy Bears. 259 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:44,656 (chuckles): Yes! Finally nailed the title. 260 00:10:44,789 --> 00:10:46,893 But the lottery must be giving you money. 261 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,031 Enough for the implant. Right? 262 00:10:49,064 --> 00:10:51,770 Nope. I'm afraid I haven't gotten any money. 263 00:10:51,837 --> 00:10:54,742 I'm sorry, what? I was destined to find you. 264 00:10:54,843 --> 00:10:57,314 My new mission in life is to make you happy. 265 00:10:57,414 --> 00:10:58,884 You're my new cause. 266 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:00,855 Hold up. I'm not anybody's cause. 267 00:11:00,955 --> 00:11:03,961 I enjoy who I am. I love my community. 268 00:11:04,027 --> 00:11:07,568 And, you know, sometimes I like turning off annoying sounds 269 00:11:07,635 --> 00:11:09,171 by just closing my eyes. 270 00:11:09,304 --> 00:11:11,175 Oh, yes. I hate annoying noises. 271 00:11:11,242 --> 00:11:13,981 Now just listen. Here's what we're gonna do. 272 00:11:14,081 --> 00:11:17,688 We're gonna bring those publishers to their knees. 273 00:11:17,755 --> 00:11:18,991 You and I are g... 274 00:11:20,561 --> 00:11:22,063 ...gonna lawyer up, and I... 275 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:26,272 Then, eventually, the Supreme Court will hear... 276 00:11:27,842 --> 00:11:29,913 ...going to restore your dad's legacy. 277 00:11:30,013 --> 00:11:32,852 Now? I have to eat. I have a blood sugar thing. 278 00:11:32,919 --> 00:11:36,726 It's so much easier if you don't work against me here. 279 00:11:37,562 --> 00:11:39,666 It's cool. They know me here. 280 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:40,868 (coughs) 281 00:11:40,935 --> 00:11:42,204 (raspy voice): Mind if I open this window? 282 00:11:42,304 --> 00:11:44,709 This place has windows? 283 00:11:44,776 --> 00:11:46,846 (coughs) I'm home. 284 00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:49,852 Ooh, they put up a memorial wall. 285 00:11:49,953 --> 00:11:52,224 That's McCoy Tyner. He played with Coltrane. 286 00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:55,129 Gerald Wilson, the west coast Duke Ellington. 287 00:11:55,196 --> 00:11:57,902 And look, Sarah Vaughan. (gasps) 288 00:11:58,035 --> 00:12:00,674 Oh, no. Etta Pryor passed? 289 00:12:00,741 --> 00:12:02,310 No, baby, I didn't. 290 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:05,651 I am not gonna lean against this wall anymore. 291 00:12:05,751 --> 00:12:08,489 Now scat. (chuckles) No, no, no. Baby, please. 292 00:12:08,557 --> 00:12:10,393 Not that kind of scatting. 293 00:12:10,493 --> 00:12:12,497 (scatting) 294 00:12:14,669 --> 00:12:16,773 We just wanted some information about my dad. 295 00:12:16,873 --> 00:12:18,442 Monk Murphy? (chuckles) 296 00:12:18,543 --> 00:12:21,850 Your dad used to bring you here when you was just a baby. 297 00:12:21,883 --> 00:12:24,321 You know, I wrote so many songs about you. 298 00:12:24,421 --> 00:12:27,093 Like, uh, um, um, "Please Change the Baby's Diaper." 299 00:12:27,193 --> 00:12:29,498 "That Baby Spit Up on My Good Dress." 300 00:12:29,565 --> 00:12:31,503 And "Who Brings a Baby to a Jazz Club?" 301 00:12:31,569 --> 00:12:32,838 Now, that was a smash hit. 302 00:12:32,905 --> 00:12:34,909 Oh, it's so good to see you again. 303 00:12:34,976 --> 00:12:37,480 No one knew your dad better than me. 304 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,619 I knew him better than his mama, 305 00:12:39,686 --> 00:12:42,223 his preacher and his supplier 306 00:12:42,290 --> 00:12:44,094 at the Sunglass Hut. 307 00:12:44,161 --> 00:12:46,031 Great. Who owns the rights to his music? 308 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,804 I don't know. But I do know this. 309 00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:51,610 Let me tell you about Bleeding Gums. 310 00:12:51,676 --> 00:12:54,882 ♪ He was a scoobedy, scoobedy, scoobedy, scoobedy man ♪ 311 00:12:54,949 --> 00:12:56,452 ♪ With no business sense ♪ 312 00:12:56,519 --> 00:12:58,222 Oh, look, don't you listen to him, 313 00:12:58,322 --> 00:13:01,362 'cause nobody knew Bleeding Gums like me. 314 00:13:01,428 --> 00:13:03,900 ♪ I went on tour with him, tour with him, tour with him ♪ 315 00:13:03,967 --> 00:13:06,271 ♪ Tour with him, tour with him through the '90s ♪ 316 00:13:06,372 --> 00:13:09,011 - ♪ Bad businessman ♪ - ♪ Yeah, through the '90s ♪ 317 00:13:09,077 --> 00:13:11,650 - ♪ Went on tour with him, tour with him, tour with him ♪ - ♪ Bad business, bad business ♪ 318 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,954 - ♪ Tour with him, tour with him through the '90s ♪ - ♪ Bad businessman ♪ 319 00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:16,258 - ♪ Havana, New Orleans, Manhattan ♪ - ♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad ♪ 320 00:13:16,358 --> 00:13:17,995 - ♪ And Tokyo, Paris and Amsterdam ♪ - ♪ Bad businessman ♪ 321 00:13:18,129 --> 00:13:19,699 - ♪ In the '90s ♪ - ♪ Not helping, not helping ♪ 322 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,503 - ♪ He was a bad, bad ♪ - ♪ Not helping, not helping ♪ 323 00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:22,838 - ♪ In the '90s ♪ - ♪ Not helping, not helping. ♪ 324 00:13:22,972 --> 00:13:25,243 (Count and Etta scatting) 325 00:13:30,386 --> 00:13:32,257 Oh, what's that? 326 00:13:32,357 --> 00:13:35,296 "Treasured Artist Records." His publisher. 327 00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:37,500 That's where we go. 328 00:13:39,471 --> 00:13:42,243 - ♪ Bad businessman ♪ - ♪ Through the '90s. ♪ 329 00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:49,592 Now we'll find out who's selling your dad's music. 330 00:13:49,659 --> 00:13:51,696 - "Check Is in the Mail Publishing." - (show tune plays) 331 00:13:51,763 --> 00:13:53,567 "Fair Shake Records, a Subsidiary 332 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,537 - of Exploitainment Partners." - (Latin music plays) 333 00:13:55,604 --> 00:13:58,744 - "Rhythm and Soul Records, Harvey Whitebread, Owner." - (hip-hop music plays) 334 00:13:58,844 --> 00:14:01,649 Ugh. Oh! Here we are. 335 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:06,358 Look, before I can even talk to you, sign this. Please. 336 00:14:07,895 --> 00:14:09,464 Why'd you do that? 337 00:14:09,532 --> 00:14:11,268 All I got was "please." 338 00:14:11,335 --> 00:14:14,174 That mustache makes his lips hard to read. 339 00:14:14,274 --> 00:14:16,478 Ah, thanks. I work hard on not having readable lips. 340 00:14:16,579 --> 00:14:18,416 Or handwriting. Or fingerprints. 341 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,821 (laughs) Yeah. 342 00:14:20,921 --> 00:14:22,925 How could you sell Bleeding Gums's song 343 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:26,198 to the lottery? It belongs to him and his family. 344 00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,670 No, you're right. Uh, Bleeding Gums wrote it. 345 00:14:28,770 --> 00:14:30,073 Then he came to us to distribute it. 346 00:14:30,139 --> 00:14:32,310 He should've read the contract boilerplate, 347 00:14:32,410 --> 00:14:34,281 which we never showed him nor told him actually existed. 348 00:14:34,347 --> 00:14:36,986 And, boy, is there a lot of boilerplate. 349 00:14:37,053 --> 00:14:39,659 But, uh, he got his share. 350 00:14:39,692 --> 00:14:43,099 "Worldwide royalties, 92 cents"? 351 00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:45,771 This is half of what they promised. 352 00:14:45,838 --> 00:14:48,008 This is the 21st century, bub, 353 00:14:48,075 --> 00:14:49,912 where artists own their work. 354 00:14:49,979 --> 00:14:51,783 Although they often have to release it for free 355 00:14:51,883 --> 00:14:55,256 on the Internet. But we are gonna sue you. 356 00:14:55,323 --> 00:14:56,826 We don't own the rights anymore. 357 00:14:56,893 --> 00:14:58,964 We sold them to a powerful consortium 358 00:14:59,030 --> 00:15:00,968 including Nike, Lay's potato chips, 359 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,905 Turkish oligarchs and Evil Corp. 360 00:15:02,972 --> 00:15:05,611 His hologram's been on tour in Europe. 361 00:15:05,677 --> 00:15:06,880 (saxophone playing jazz music) 362 00:15:06,946 --> 00:15:09,619 ♪ Oh, I been so lonely ♪ 363 00:15:09,685 --> 00:15:12,123 ♪ Since the day I was born ♪ 364 00:15:12,190 --> 00:15:15,564 ♪ All I got is this rusty ♪ 365 00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:18,402 ♪ This rusty old horn. ♪ 366 00:15:19,572 --> 00:15:21,208 Well, you tell your consortium 367 00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:23,814 that there's 46 pounds of trouble 368 00:15:23,914 --> 00:15:25,349 standing right here. 369 00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:27,688 It could take years and years to beat them, 370 00:15:27,788 --> 00:15:29,057 but you're into that, right? 371 00:15:29,124 --> 00:15:31,696 - (sighs) Not really. - What? 372 00:15:31,796 --> 00:15:33,800 I'm happy. Let me rephrase that. 373 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,369 I was happy 374 00:15:35,436 --> 00:15:38,142 until a little girl came and told me I wasn't. 375 00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:41,749 Please, stop helping me. 376 00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:44,287 No, no, no, no, no. Give me one more chance. 377 00:15:44,354 --> 00:15:46,358 Read my lips. 378 00:15:46,425 --> 00:15:48,162 Nope. 379 00:15:51,235 --> 00:15:53,038 I guess you were right, Dad. 380 00:15:53,105 --> 00:15:54,509 I'm ready to quit. 381 00:15:54,609 --> 00:15:56,846 I'm proud of you, sweetie. 382 00:15:56,946 --> 00:15:58,282 I've never even tried. 383 00:15:58,382 --> 00:16:00,086 I'm very proud of you, boy. 384 00:16:00,186 --> 00:16:01,823 I'm going to my room. 385 00:16:01,890 --> 00:16:03,927 Nothing beats a lonely, dark room 386 00:16:03,994 --> 00:16:05,597 after a giant mistake. 387 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,868 Love you. (slurps) 388 00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:11,208 Mm. I think something's wrong with Lisa. 389 00:16:11,275 --> 00:16:13,212 Something was wrong with Lisa. 390 00:16:13,279 --> 00:16:16,218 Good news, Marge. I got it all handled. 391 00:16:16,285 --> 00:16:17,721 Oh, boy. 392 00:16:17,855 --> 00:16:19,625 Maybe I should talk to her. 393 00:16:19,692 --> 00:16:22,263 She just told me she agreed with everything I said. 394 00:16:22,363 --> 00:16:24,401 If you interfere, it'll ruin all my hard work 395 00:16:24,535 --> 00:16:26,606 and send this home into a tailspin 396 00:16:26,739 --> 00:16:28,710 that it may never recover from. 397 00:16:28,777 --> 00:16:30,948 (sighs) Are you sure she's okay? 398 00:16:31,014 --> 00:16:34,020 (saxophone plays melancholy jazz) 399 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:37,595 She's in her happy place, sad music. 400 00:16:37,661 --> 00:16:38,897 All right, then. 401 00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:40,534 Good night, sweetie. 402 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:43,507 Uh, sweetie? Could you close your eyes? 403 00:16:43,607 --> 00:16:45,376 They're really bright. 404 00:16:45,476 --> 00:16:47,247 (Marge groans) 405 00:16:47,313 --> 00:16:50,988 ♪ Can't face tomorrow. ♪ 406 00:16:51,054 --> 00:16:53,058 This is so sad. 407 00:16:53,158 --> 00:16:54,862 What's on the B side? 408 00:16:54,962 --> 00:16:56,498 Oh. 409 00:16:58,937 --> 00:16:59,872 Hmm. 410 00:16:59,939 --> 00:17:02,243 I'm taking a walk. 411 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,251 I just wish you were here. 412 00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:08,523 You always knew what to say. 413 00:17:10,026 --> 00:17:11,228 Little Lisa, 414 00:17:11,328 --> 00:17:14,067 I'm always magically here for you, 415 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,739 like Will Smith in The Legend of Bagger Vance 416 00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:21,114 or, better yet, Morgan Freeman in Driving Miss Daisy. 417 00:17:21,215 --> 00:17:23,452 (playing theme from Driving Miss Daisy) 418 00:17:26,726 --> 00:17:30,166 May I drive you - to the Kwik- - E-Mart, Miss Lisa? 419 00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:31,168 (Southern accent): Yes, Hoke. 420 00:17:31,235 --> 00:17:34,307 And teach me about equality and civil rights 421 00:17:34,341 --> 00:17:37,013 in a way that doesn't make me feel too guilty. 422 00:17:37,113 --> 00:17:38,984 In return, in 30 years, 423 00:17:39,084 --> 00:17:42,123 I will ask you your last name. 424 00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:45,263 (chuckles): Hey, whoa. What are you doing? 425 00:17:45,363 --> 00:17:47,534 I was forming an unlikely friendship. 426 00:17:47,635 --> 00:17:50,206 Hey, me, too. Against how many odds? 427 00:17:50,273 --> 00:17:51,676 All. 428 00:17:51,776 --> 00:17:53,813 (normal voice): But I see you as so much more than that. 429 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,617 It's your legacy I'm fighting for. 430 00:17:55,684 --> 00:17:59,357 And evil corporations can't win against someone like me 431 00:17:59,424 --> 00:18:01,896 who has a big heart, gumption and... 432 00:18:01,963 --> 00:18:03,566 Oh, crap. 433 00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:06,104 I'm just a kid, this is real life, 434 00:18:06,204 --> 00:18:08,510 and there's only so much I can do. 435 00:18:08,576 --> 00:18:11,114 All right. I surrender to reality. 436 00:18:11,181 --> 00:18:12,618 Little Lisa, 437 00:18:12,685 --> 00:18:14,822 you're finally starting to understand 438 00:18:14,889 --> 00:18:17,026 what the blues is all about. 439 00:18:17,093 --> 00:18:18,329 (Lisa groans) 440 00:18:21,903 --> 00:18:23,673 Is this where Monk Murphy works? 441 00:18:23,773 --> 00:18:26,244 Yes. He's directing a production of Richard III. 442 00:18:26,345 --> 00:18:29,117 I believe it's the first time an eight-year-old deaf girl 443 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,821 has played that role. 444 00:18:30,887 --> 00:18:33,125 Wow. I am so there. 445 00:18:33,225 --> 00:18:36,031 Now is the winter of our discontent 446 00:18:36,131 --> 00:18:39,639 made glorious summer by this son of York. 447 00:18:39,705 --> 00:18:43,178 Son of York! 448 00:18:43,312 --> 00:18:45,651 Son of York! 449 00:18:48,055 --> 00:18:50,627 A mentor. Just like your dad. 450 00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:52,631 Uh, I came to apologize. 451 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:55,604 Hey, you really don't need to apologize to me. 452 00:18:55,704 --> 00:18:57,373 Oh, really? But I worked so hard on it. 453 00:18:57,407 --> 00:18:59,177 Four drafts. Single-spaced. 454 00:18:59,244 --> 00:19:00,413 It's really good. 455 00:19:00,479 --> 00:19:02,751 How about you just give me the gist? 456 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:06,158 Sure. You'll love the gist. It's such a great gist. 457 00:19:06,191 --> 00:19:08,162 Okay, here we go. 458 00:19:08,228 --> 00:19:11,068 "Your dad saved me once when I was really sad. 459 00:19:11,101 --> 00:19:12,705 "So when I found out you existed, 460 00:19:12,805 --> 00:19:13,907 "even before I met you, 461 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:17,113 "I thought saving you somehow was what I was meant to do. 462 00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:19,284 "Now I know the right thing to do 463 00:19:19,384 --> 00:19:21,288 "would have been to just listen to you 464 00:19:21,388 --> 00:19:24,628 when you said you didn't need or want saving." 465 00:19:24,662 --> 00:19:27,935 Awesome. And guess what? I'm getting the implant. 466 00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:29,270 (gasps) That's wonderful. 467 00:19:29,337 --> 00:19:31,208 How did you get the money? 468 00:19:31,274 --> 00:19:33,345 I finished ninth in the lottery. 469 00:19:33,412 --> 00:19:36,919 "Get in it to win it, it just takes a minute." 470 00:19:36,986 --> 00:19:39,090 Ugh. Forget I asked. 471 00:19:39,157 --> 00:19:41,662 Okay, I'm about to activate the device. 472 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,600 This is gonna be so great. 473 00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:45,704 I've picked something very special 474 00:19:45,771 --> 00:19:49,411 for the first sounds you'll ever hear. 475 00:19:53,118 --> 00:19:54,120 (groans) 476 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:56,091 Screw you, Bart! 477 00:19:56,191 --> 00:19:58,262 "Screw you, Bart"? I heard that. 478 00:19:58,362 --> 00:20:00,466 Wow. Beautiful. 479 00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:04,207 Woo-hoo! A forgotten prank made me the center of attention. 480 00:20:04,307 --> 00:20:07,013 Oh, no, no, that's not it. 481 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:10,019 This is what I wanted you to hear. 482 00:20:10,086 --> 00:20:12,023 ("Monk's New Tune" playing) 483 00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:16,031 ♪ Well, I hear the man say ♪ 484 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:19,003 ♪ Heads up, fellas ♪ 485 00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:21,843 ♪ I hear the band play ♪ 486 00:20:21,909 --> 00:20:24,715 ♪ Monk's new tune ♪ 487 00:20:24,782 --> 00:20:27,220 ♪ My ears hear ♪ 488 00:20:27,286 --> 00:20:29,157 ♪ The music my hands ♪ 489 00:20:29,224 --> 00:20:33,398 ♪ Were blessed to play. ♪ 490 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,570 Oh, my God. 491 00:20:35,637 --> 00:20:37,875 I can hear his voice for the first time. 492 00:20:37,941 --> 00:20:39,010 Thank you, Lisa. 493 00:20:39,077 --> 00:20:41,481 This is totally going on the website. 494 00:20:41,549 --> 00:20:45,957 Oh, you made an old jazz man happy, little Lisa. 495 00:20:46,024 --> 00:20:49,497 Also, uh... what's a website? 496 00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:51,368 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 497 00:20:51,435 --> 00:20:53,138 FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 498 00:20:53,238 --> 00:20:54,675 And FORD. We go further, so you can. 499 00:20:54,742 --> 00:20:56,746 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 500 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,528 ("Happy Talk" playing) 501 00:21:04,628 --> 00:21:08,837 ♪ Happy talk, keep talkin' happy talk ♪ 502 00:21:08,937 --> 00:21:13,112 ♪ Talk about things you'd like to do ♪ 503 00:21:13,178 --> 00:21:15,449 ♪ You've got to have a dream ♪ 504 00:21:15,517 --> 00:21:18,288 ♪ If you don't have a dream ♪ 505 00:21:18,355 --> 00:21:22,998 ♪ How you gonna have a dream come true? ♪ 506 00:21:24,334 --> 00:21:27,240 Couldn't you dream us getting better seats? 507 00:21:27,306 --> 00:21:28,676 Much better. 508 00:21:28,710 --> 00:21:31,549 ♪ Ooh, you've got to have a dream ♪ 509 00:21:31,649 --> 00:21:34,287 ♪ If you don't have a dream ♪ 510 00:21:34,354 --> 00:21:37,995 ♪ How you gonna have a dream come true? ♪ 511 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,738 Shh.