1 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:04,505 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:06,039 --> 00:00:07,307 -(applause) - (laughter) 3 00:00:07,407 --> 00:00:08,775 HOST: Dick Gregory, everyone. 4 00:00:08,876 --> 00:00:09,810 What a lineup, 5 00:00:09,877 --> 00:00:11,812 but before we see George Carlin, 6 00:00:11,879 --> 00:00:13,580 Albert Brooks, and Richard Pryor, 7 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,283 give it up for a new comic, who I'm sure is just as edgy 8 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,051 and scathingly intelligent, 9 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:20,387 Krusty the Clown. 10 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:22,422 Hey, hey. 11 00:00:22,489 --> 00:00:23,357 So, uh, 12 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:25,425 sports are in the news, am I right? 13 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,861 And the biggest game of them all is... 14 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:30,931 the Super Bowl. (laughs) 15 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:32,766 (man coughs) 16 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:35,502 How is your comedy ending the war? 17 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:38,172 (groans) 18 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:40,274 ♪ ♪ 19 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:51,752 Even a hack's got to eat. 20 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:54,254 Uh, welcome to Worth-A-Try Burger. 21 00:00:54,321 --> 00:00:57,224 We know you have a lot of other choices to eat in this town, 22 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,226 and-and many of them are excellent. 23 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:00,994 Yeah, yeah, just knock on the can 24 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,930 when my burger's ready. 25 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:04,131 GUS: Here you go. 26 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:05,999 Whoa, that was fast, 27 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,702 the most important factor in a good food experience. 28 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:11,939 That's thanks to this beauty, the Triple Patty Flipper, 29 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:13,907 invented by me and my partner here. 30 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:16,510 It speeds up the cook-time threefold. 31 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:19,546 (sighs) But business has been a little slow, 32 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:21,548 even with our new radio ad. 33 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:24,518 ♪ Taste our burger, you will love it ♪ 34 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:27,487 ♪ But there's a possibility that you won't ♪ 35 00:01:27,554 --> 00:01:30,023 ♪ It's worth a try ♪ 36 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:33,527 ♪ The place next door is pretty good, too. ♪ 37 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:34,995 (groans) Geez. 38 00:01:35,062 --> 00:01:37,598 You're the most modest businessmen I ever met. 39 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:39,499 (chuckles) Oh, gosh, no. 40 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:42,035 I'm sure there's people much more modest than us. 41 00:01:42,135 --> 00:01:45,606 You schmendricks got to triple-flip that loser attitude. 42 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:47,207 This place could be huge. 43 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:50,177 If you just had some shameless schmendrick to promote it, 44 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:53,146 who knows what the future could hold. 45 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:57,818 Hey, hey. It's Krusty Burger's 50th anniversary, 46 00:01:57,885 --> 00:02:00,854 and I want you to celebrate with me 47 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:02,089 at Krusty Fest. 48 00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:04,725 Meet all your favorite Krustyland characters 49 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:05,959 from the good old days. 50 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:07,528 Burger Reynolds. 51 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:08,929 Grilly Cheese King. 52 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:10,531 Jack Pickleson. 53 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:12,699 Patty Meltin' John. 54 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:15,068 (gasps) Patty Meltin' John. 55 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:18,338 I remember when he sang at Princess Fries' funeral. 56 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:21,041 And we got hamburgers at the original price 57 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:23,110 of 25 cents! 58 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,179 Marge, cancel that trip you booked a year ago 59 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:26,580 to the Holland Michigan Tulip Days. 60 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:30,450 We're going to a cheap hamburger festival! 61 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:31,919 (sighs) 62 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,620 (clogs tapping) 63 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,357 (upbeat music playing) 64 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,365 Whoa, Me and the Space Clown. 65 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:48,135 They're showing the only copy that's not in a landfill. 66 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:50,704 (crying) Don't die, Space Clown. 67 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:52,673 (sniffles) I love you. 68 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:55,042 Only one thing can save me now: 69 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:57,244 every kid out there needs to buy 70 00:02:57,311 --> 00:03:00,280 a Mega-sized Krusty meal. 71 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:01,481 Full price. 72 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:04,918 Money is my oxygen. 73 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,087 - (chiming) - Mmm. Mmm! 74 00:03:07,154 --> 00:03:09,923 It's working. 75 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:12,960 The stupid kids fell for it! 76 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,728 (laughing) 77 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:18,732 Lisa, I got you one with a patty 78 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:21,068 that's 100% veggie. 79 00:03:21,168 --> 00:03:23,170 Yeah, the burgers never had actual meat, 80 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:26,306 but somehow the sodas do. 81 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:29,176 I swore I'd never eat a hamburger sandwich 82 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:30,911 made by that clown. 83 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,880 I got my reasons. 84 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:35,916 Oh, Abe, you and your reasons. 85 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:37,184 (groans) 86 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,419 I'm sorry you're upset, 87 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,222 but it's nice to have someone to be a little grumpy with. 88 00:03:42,289 --> 00:03:43,056 Yup, 89 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:45,058 we've always had a special 90 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,394 Grampa-Lisa connection. 91 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:49,396 You know, we do. 92 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:51,498 I call it "Grampsa." 93 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:55,636 Oh, that's why you always say that. (chuckles) 94 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:03,210 One pillowcase worth of 25-cent Krusty burgers, please. 95 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:05,312 How are you gonna carry all these burgers? 96 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:07,681 Pillowcase full of pillowcases. 97 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:12,619 Boy, I finally have something to pass onto you, 98 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:15,088 cheeseburger-ational wealth. 99 00:04:15,189 --> 00:04:17,124 I've never loved you more. 100 00:04:17,191 --> 00:04:19,126 Well, at least they're having a good time. 101 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:20,460 It'll never last. 102 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:23,130 Every time a Simpson thinks he's got it made, 103 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:26,099 life comes along and slaps us silly. 104 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:28,268 It's a curse, I tells you. 105 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,003 (screams) 106 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,038 Burger hawks! 107 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:32,940 Punch them in the beaks. 108 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:35,175 (both grunting) 109 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:36,376 - HOMER: Get out of here! - BART: Go away! 110 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:39,913 Eh, the Simpson curse. 111 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:43,183 Oh, yeah, I love caviar. 112 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,418 Mmm. 113 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:45,986 Oh, so many fish 114 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:49,089 that'll never be fish. Mmm. 115 00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:51,792 - Krusty. - Mm? 116 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:53,760 I'm Augustus Redfield, 117 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:56,096 chairman of the RedStar Corporation. 118 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:58,265 Yeah, yeah, hey, hey. Sarah, get this yutz a headshot 119 00:04:58,332 --> 00:05:00,634 and sign it from me "with warm regards." 120 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:03,036 I'm here to destroy you 121 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:05,138 for what you did to me. 122 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:06,940 Change that to "regular regards." 123 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,176 Who the hell do you think you are?! 124 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:12,379 (yelps) Hey, it's you. 125 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:15,148 Worth-A-Try Burger, right? You doing good? 126 00:05:15,249 --> 00:05:18,652 I'm the ninth richest man in the world now. 127 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:21,021 (groans) Okay, warmest regards. 128 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:24,491 You stole my restaurant 50 years ago. 129 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:27,794 I plotted and waited until your moment of triumph 130 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,162 to tell you this: 131 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:31,698 I just bought your parent company, 132 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:34,067 and you're finished. 133 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:37,604 You are immediately fired from Krusty Burger, 134 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:40,140 The Krusty the Clown Show, and Krusty Enterprises. 135 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:42,643 You can no longer call yourself "Krusty the Clown," 136 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,278 "Krusty," or "Clown," 137 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:47,047 and we own all your slide whistle noises. 138 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:49,016 (slide whistles) 139 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:51,418 You think you got me, huh, big shot? 140 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:53,854 Well, let's see what my loyal fans 141 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:55,322 think about that. 142 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:56,990 - (carnival music playing) - (grunts) 143 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:58,892 Attention, me-worshipping nobodies, 144 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,527 I am the victim of a coup. 145 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:03,397 This evil billionaire just stabbed me in the back! 146 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:06,333 - (booing) - We love you, Krusty! 147 00:06:06,433 --> 00:06:09,603 All burgers are now 24 cents. 148 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,638 Let our new hero speak! 149 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:13,240 (crowd cheers) 150 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:14,975 (groans) 151 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,110 - Hand over your side hair. - (groans) 152 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:20,647 - And the top knot. - (groans loudly) 153 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:25,485 I finally have what any billionaire businessman wants, 154 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:27,020 total revenge 155 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,356 on the clown who stole his dream. 156 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:31,959 I only wish that I could share this moment 157 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:35,195 with my dear old partner from Worth-A-Try Burger, 158 00:06:35,329 --> 00:06:37,464 who helped me launch that dream 159 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:38,932 50 years ago. 160 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:41,635 Old partner? (gasps) That's me. 161 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,337 No, it's not, Dad. 162 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:44,705 Nothing is you. 163 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:47,341 Abe Simpson, it is you. 164 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,376 It is. Oh... 165 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:51,712 (laughing) 166 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:55,449 ♪ ♪ 167 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,485 (crowd cheers) 168 00:06:58,585 --> 00:06:59,920 My old friend, 169 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,823 I am about to change your life. 170 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:04,625 Dad, it's not you! 171 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:11,064 Hey, hey, kids. These burgers are "Worth a try." 172 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,499 And don't forget 173 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:13,767 the fries. 174 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,102 (grunts) 175 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:18,472 (laughter) 176 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:19,973 Wow, look at that crowd. 177 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:22,409 Who would've thought a clown could sell hamburgers? 178 00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:24,478 This Krusty guy falling into our laps 179 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:27,147 is the best thing that ever could've happened to us. 180 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,249 Give me more cash. 181 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:31,952 But we already cut you in for a third of the business. 182 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:33,921 Without me, there is no business. 183 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:36,723 I finally found my true purpose as an artist, 184 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,926 selling cheap meat to fat kids. 185 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:41,161 Now give me half, or I walk. 186 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:44,064 Come on, what's it gonna be? 187 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,600 - (grunts) - (garbage clatters) 188 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:48,702 BOTH: Tough banana skins. 189 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:50,804 And now to never regret this. 190 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:53,607 Welcome to Krusty Burger! 191 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:55,142 CHILDREN: Yay! 192 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:57,110 And the burgers come faster than ever, 193 00:07:57,244 --> 00:08:00,781 thanks to my patented "Krusty Triple Flopper." 194 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:02,182 We knew he stole jokes, 195 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,985 but entire casual dining business plans? 196 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,421 Well, Abe, the way I see it, when you get screwed over, 197 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:10,357 there are two things you can do: give up or fight. 198 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:13,927 I'm a fighter, and I don't care how long it takes, 199 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,463 I'm gonna get revenge on that clown. 200 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,731 Are you with me? 201 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:20,200 (whimpering) 202 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:22,102 (whimpering continues) 203 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,238 I never let myself get stepped on again. 204 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:26,039 I ruthlessly built an empire 205 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:28,642 till I was rich enough to ruin Krusty 206 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,043 and own six cable networks, 207 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:31,612 several deep-sea diamond mines, 208 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,881 and a company that makes three-wheeled motorcycles 209 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:35,616 for old weirdos. 210 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,150 ALL: Whoa. 211 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:40,454 Abe, now that I've got our burger business back, 212 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:42,389 I need you by my side. 213 00:08:42,456 --> 00:08:45,659 I want you to sit on my board of directors. 214 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:48,061 Grampa, you love sitting. 215 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:51,365 The board is meeting in New York on Monday. 216 00:08:51,465 --> 00:08:53,800 (barking) 217 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,068 (howls) 218 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,070 (grunts) 219 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:59,773 Wow, Dad, now you can be a Republican 220 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,074 because you're rich and greedy, 221 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,409 and not because you're old 222 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:04,111 and don't know how to change the channel. 223 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:07,915 But what if I blow it? Like I did all those years ago. 224 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:09,950 That's the Simpson curse. 225 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:12,719 But this time, you've got a brilliant businessman 226 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:13,987 like Gus on your side. 227 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,956 You can break the curse. 228 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,225 Okay, honey, I'll do it, 229 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:20,460 but only if you come with me. 230 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:21,795 - Me? - Yeah. 231 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:24,565 I can't do this without "Grampsa." 232 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:26,733 Oh, then I'm in. 233 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,335 Dad, since you've got a rich friend, 234 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,070 what about our special bond? 235 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:32,372 What about "Gromer"? 236 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:33,574 "Hampa"? 237 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:35,742 What about "Abe-Ho"? 238 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:38,378 Is that a bond? Is it? 239 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,648 GUS: ♪ Fly with me ♪ 240 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,517 ♪ And you'll see ♪ 241 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:45,052 ♪ My whole world ♪ 242 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,054 ♪ Of shameless ostentation ♪ 243 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,989 ♪ I adore ♪ 244 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:50,924 ♪ Having more ♪ 245 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,360 ♪ Than Bill Gates since his ♪ 246 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,761 ♪ Separation ♪ 247 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:59,066 ♪ Rich enough to buy paradise ♪ 248 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:02,703 ♪ If they make it, I can hoard it ♪ 249 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:06,006 ♪ Got to say I just abhor it ♪ 250 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,075 ♪ I want to change the world ♪ 251 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:11,845 ♪ You can't afford it ♪ 252 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:15,716 ♪ There's no need for such greed ♪ 253 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,886 ♪ But I love mass accumulation ♪ 254 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:22,055 ♪ Best of all, it's tax-free ♪ 255 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,925 ♪ Because I am technically ♪ 256 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:27,494 ♪ A charity ♪ 257 00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:28,996 ♪ On a barge ♪ 258 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:32,766 ♪ In the North Sea. ♪ 259 00:10:35,269 --> 00:10:37,905 You've got to be pretty classy 260 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,573 to show off this much. 261 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,475 Come, meet my family. 262 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:44,845 Let's find out who my favorite child is today. 263 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:46,780 What have you done for the Redfield empire? 264 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:49,516 Dad, I'm gonna start a religion 265 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,051 where you're the Jesus. 266 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,986 Think of the tax implications. 267 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,288 Please, please, think of them. 268 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:57,591 Dad, as we speak, there are 10,000 influencers 269 00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,793 at my island music festival. 270 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,428 Too bad the bands haven't shown up, 271 00:11:01,562 --> 00:11:04,264 and there's no food, toilets, or ways off the island. 272 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,600 (scoffs) No biggie, nobody died. 273 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:07,935 (phone chimes) 274 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,604 - Well, nobody famous died. - (phone chimes) 275 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:13,207 Okay, I hope none of you like Kenny Chesney. 276 00:11:13,307 --> 00:11:15,843 Daddy, thanks for putting me in charge 277 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,044 of R&D. 278 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,213 Hey, R&D's my job. 279 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,014 It's research and development, 280 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,217 not racecars and downward spiraling. 281 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:26,720 My therapist says my rock bottom belongs to me. (grunts) 282 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:30,090 And now, it's dinnertime. 283 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:33,727 To be made by the original Worth-A-Try partners, at... 284 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:38,031 GRAMPA: (gasps) Our old stand. 285 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,666 ♪ Taste our burger ♪ 286 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:40,901 ♪ You will love it ♪ 287 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,202 ♪ But there's a possibility ♪ 288 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,504 ♪ That you won't ♪ 289 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,873 ♪ It's worth a try! ♪ 290 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:48,242 Lisa, why don't we get some fresh air? 291 00:11:48,342 --> 00:11:50,310 Are you enjoying the valley? 292 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:53,180 Because we could totally change it to Mount Everest. 293 00:11:53,247 --> 00:11:56,550 Well, we already rode them down the Giza pyramid 294 00:11:56,617 --> 00:11:57,951 and up the Burj Khalifa. 295 00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:00,587 Yes, let's head back to the stables. 296 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:07,928 (gasps) Oh, wheatgrass. 297 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:09,663 No, that's for the horses. 298 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:13,400 Oh, phew. I've been pretending to like it for years. 299 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,069 My dad has done nothing but ruthlessly build 300 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,871 his empire for decades, 301 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,973 but flipping burgers with your grandpa 302 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,742 was the first time 303 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,510 I've ever seen him at peace. 304 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,012 That's wonderful. 305 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,814 It's terrible. He's gone soft in the head. 306 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:30,050 Really? He seems pretty with it. 307 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:33,020 Then why would he give a seat on the board to a man 308 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,055 who tried to make a phone call 309 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:37,057 with a box of raisins? 310 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,893 Oh, I was hoping you didn't see that. 311 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:42,930 Grampa calls the raisins "phone berries." 312 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:45,566 But I think this is a golden opportunity. 313 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,668 Imagine how a progressive, 314 00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,536 Earth-loving woman like me 315 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:52,139 could change the course of this regressive, 316 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,208 Earth-hating company. 317 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,010 Oh, rebranding. 318 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,712 And not just performative. 319 00:12:58,812 --> 00:12:59,713 (sighs) 320 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,548 For instance, we'd provide 321 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,450 more opportunities for... 322 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:06,486 ...polar bears. 323 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,622 (gasps) They're the only creatures 324 00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:10,357 I wish had white privilege. 325 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,458 It's so exciting. 326 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,894 My dad is stepping down and giving control to me. 327 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,329 That's amazing. 328 00:13:15,429 --> 00:13:17,497 It's all gonna happen on Monday, 329 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,867 when your grandfather votes to force him out. 330 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,635 - What? - MAV: Uh... 331 00:13:21,702 --> 00:13:23,971 it's my turn in the room. 332 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,472 BOTH: Ew. 333 00:13:28,509 --> 00:13:31,011 Dad, look what they've done to Krusty's show. 334 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,312 Up-bup-bup. You can't call him 335 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,948 that name anymore, or we'll get sued. 336 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,517 (knockoff theme music playing) 337 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:39,052 SIDESHOW MEL: It's the Herschel The Comical Man Show. 338 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,956 I'm your announcer, Nothing Mel. 339 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:46,059 And here's a performer who's not violating 340 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:49,263 any termination agreement implied or in writing. 341 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,464 Him. 342 00:13:50,531 --> 00:13:51,965 Hee-hoo, kids. 343 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,234 Say hi to Mr. Teeny-Dog, 344 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,770 who's not affiliated with Krusty Enterprises, 345 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:59,873 its designees, or assigns. 346 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:03,844 Haw-haw! You don't control your own I. P. 347 00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,979 (groans) 348 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,081 (laughs) That sure drained the confetti 349 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,750 from his fire bucket. 350 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,652 (Grampa and Gus laugh) 351 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,086 Dad is losing it, 352 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,889 and what are these "hamburger" things he's making us eat? 353 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,859 I can't touch food with my hand skin. 354 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:20,427 Are you sure we've got the votes 355 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,129 to oust him at the meeting Monday? 356 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:24,164 Don't worry. I'm just about to seal the deal 357 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:27,000 on my little blonde insurance policy. 358 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,137 ♪ Greenhouse gases ♪ 359 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:34,107 ♪ Might be substantially reduced ♪ 360 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:36,810 ♪ Over the next ♪ 361 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,746 ♪ 30 years. ♪ 362 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:45,986 This movie is so moving and didactic. 363 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,354 You made this? 364 00:14:47,421 --> 00:14:49,990 Chloé Zhao made it. I just financed it 365 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,792 and took three different producer credits. 366 00:14:51,859 --> 00:14:53,393 But this is the kind of messaging 367 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,263 I want my family's company to put into the world, 368 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:59,199 but I need you to convince your grandpa 369 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,401 to vote to give me control of the board. 370 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,103 Oh, yes, but 371 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:06,139 wouldn't Grampa be betraying his oldest friend? 372 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,476 It would give my dad the sweet retirement he's earned, 373 00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:11,044 with Abe by his side. 374 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,513 But that's fine, forget it. 375 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,882 We'll just let my company continue its campaign 376 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,884 to sell handguns to dogs. 377 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,653 (moans) No, no. I'll do it! 378 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,623 (dramatic rendition of The Simpsons theme playing) 379 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,057 ♪ ♪ 380 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,336 ♪ ♪ 381 00:15:41,175 --> 00:15:43,944 Lisa, I'm so glad you made me come here. 382 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,013 Who knew having a purpose in life 383 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,981 would give my life purpose? 384 00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:48,982 About that, 385 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,951 Sheila's gonna propose a motion, 386 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,786 and I think you should vote "yes" on it. 387 00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:55,022 It'll be a nice thing for you and Gus. 388 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,057 And great for the world. (chuckles) 389 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,458 Just trust me on this. 390 00:15:58,559 --> 00:16:02,162 Why wouldn't I trust you? We're Grampsa. 391 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:05,866 Let me take a selfie of this perfect moment. 392 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,201 (chuckles) 393 00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:10,003 This meeting of the board of the RedStar Corporation 394 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,271 will come to order. 395 00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:13,841 Present are CEO Augustus Redfield, 396 00:16:13,941 --> 00:16:16,043 Sheila Redfield, Colby Redfield, 397 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:19,279 - Mav Redfield... - (kisses) 398 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,815 Angela Merkel, the bald, creepy Shark Tank guy, 399 00:16:21,882 --> 00:16:23,817 TikTok superstar Charli D'Amelio. 400 00:16:23,884 --> 00:16:24,985 What do you do? 401 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,920 Well, I entertain people on their phones 402 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,755 while they watch TV. How about you? 403 00:16:28,856 --> 00:16:31,124 I am often the only voice of reason 404 00:16:31,225 --> 00:16:33,360 in all of Europe. 405 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:36,263 Cool. How do you monetize that? 406 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:37,764 I don't. 407 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,100 And Abraham Simpson. 408 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,236 Welcome, my old friend. 409 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:45,138 I have a motion to introduce. 410 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,674 Daddy, you are the greatest human 411 00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:49,176 to ever walk the planet. 412 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,845 So, I say this out of devotion, 413 00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:54,281 respect and pure love. 414 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,250 You're a dinosaur, and it's time to turn into oil 415 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,885 to fuel the next generation. 416 00:16:57,951 --> 00:16:59,152 What did you say? 417 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,021 This is a vote of no confidence. 418 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,923 Your mind has turned to tapioca. 419 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,392 You are out as CEO, and I'm in. 420 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,661 You're gonna be Cousin Greg's intern now. 421 00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:10,230 (slurps) All right, so, uh, 422 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:13,100 I mostly just get sandwiches for the security guards, 423 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,202 but it's more complicated than it sounds. 424 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:17,738 There's, like, five kinds of bread now. 425 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,540 This is a nice thing? 426 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,108 Oh, it sounded nicer 427 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,744 after our virtual horseback ride. 428 00:17:23,844 --> 00:17:25,746 Do all of you kids feel this way? 429 00:17:25,846 --> 00:17:27,481 Yes, Dad. Right? 430 00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:30,050 Um... yeah-o? 431 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,085 Sure, w-why not? Unless, yes. 432 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:35,055 I mean, whatever, it's all good. Unless it's bad. 433 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:38,425 We have a motion of no confidence. 434 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:39,693 All in favor? 435 00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,295 All against? 436 00:17:41,962 --> 00:17:43,330 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 437 00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:45,399 ♪ So watch me while I work. ♪ 438 00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:48,101 The vote is tied at three to three. 439 00:17:48,202 --> 00:17:50,737 Mr. Simpson, you're the tiebreaker. 440 00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:51,972 (Gus moans) 441 00:17:52,039 --> 00:17:55,843 I'm gonna do what I didn't do 50 years ago, 442 00:17:55,876 --> 00:17:58,445 stick with my old pal Gus. 443 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,514 I'm voting "no." 444 00:18:00,614 --> 00:18:03,784 Well, all I can say is... 445 00:18:03,851 --> 00:18:05,485 (grunting) 446 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:06,787 - (gasps) - My plan worked! 447 00:18:06,854 --> 00:18:08,355 I win! 448 00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:10,457 (laughing) 449 00:18:11,992 --> 00:18:14,394 (gasps) We've been Wonka-ed. 450 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:15,229 What? 451 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,064 You led this coup against me. 452 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,399 You're out. You get nothing! 453 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,635 Tell Megan Ellison she's my daughter now. 454 00:18:21,702 --> 00:18:24,004 She'll be there at your birthday dinner tomorrow night. 455 00:18:24,071 --> 00:18:26,106 You voted with her; you're out, too. 456 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:29,243 I love you, Dad. (crying) You smell so good. 457 00:18:29,343 --> 00:18:32,012 You idiots really think I'd throw away the company I built 458 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:35,315 to wear a paper hat with this old fool? 459 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,751 (stammers) Fool? 460 00:18:37,818 --> 00:18:39,419 You mean you only brought me here 461 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,489 to smoke out your backstabbing children? 462 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:43,657 Don't you see? I had to. 463 00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:47,494 I learned 50 years ago that I'm surrounded by Krustys. 464 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:49,563 Everywhere, Krustys. 465 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:52,032 Even I am zis Krusty? 466 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,134 But you made it happen, Abe, 467 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:56,236 my sweet loyal pawn. 468 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:59,706 I win because you voted no. 469 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,542 (sinister laughter) 470 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:04,645 Oh, Grampa, you got stepped on again, 471 00:19:04,745 --> 00:19:07,114 and it's all my fault. 472 00:19:07,181 --> 00:19:10,450 Hold your horseradish! 473 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,252 When I voted "no," 474 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:15,422 I was talking about the Japanese Noh theater, 475 00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:19,026 which I saw plenty of when I was stationed in the Pacific, 476 00:19:19,126 --> 00:19:21,895 stranded on a raft made of Dear John letters 477 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,597 and mermaid hair. 478 00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:25,199 I married one of those mermaids, 479 00:19:25,299 --> 00:19:27,501 but she was a reverso, 480 00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,269 fish head and lady gams. 481 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,506 (laughs) That, plus a thousand other things, 482 00:19:32,573 --> 00:19:34,641 made me what I am today... 483 00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:36,510 mentally incompetent. 484 00:19:36,577 --> 00:19:39,346 (babbling) 485 00:19:41,148 --> 00:19:45,018 Isn't mental incompetence grounds for voiding a vote? 486 00:19:45,085 --> 00:19:47,788 Well, as the family lawyer and psychopharmacologist, 487 00:19:47,888 --> 00:19:50,324 it certainly is. (clears throat) 488 00:19:50,424 --> 00:19:53,093 Abraham Simpson's vote is nullified. 489 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,196 The count now stands at three to three-- a tie. 490 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,332 We'll be hopelessly deadlocked. 491 00:19:58,432 --> 00:20:00,367 The company will grind to a halt. 492 00:20:00,434 --> 00:20:03,370 BOTH: Eh, tough banana skins. 493 00:20:03,437 --> 00:20:05,639 (dramatic rendition of The Simpsons theme plays) 494 00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:07,708 ♪ ♪ 495 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:15,516 Grampa, you outplayed a room full of players. 496 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,551 One of whom played me. 497 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:20,654 I'm so sorry we didn't break that Simpsons curse. 498 00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:22,322 Eh, nertz to that curse. 499 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,992 Every terrible decision I made in my life 500 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:28,228 led to me having you as my granddaughter. 501 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,229 So, I say, 502 00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:32,633 I'm one pretty lucky old guy. 503 00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:34,735 ♪ ♪ 504 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:52,986 Herschel, such gorgeous potatoes I've never seen. 505 00:20:53,053 --> 00:20:54,321 Thank you, Nehorai. 506 00:20:54,388 --> 00:20:57,224 It feels good to finally find inner peace. 507 00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,892 (helicopter approaching) 508 00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:02,129 Gus Redfield was only using Krusty Burger 509 00:21:02,196 --> 00:21:05,065 as a pawn in a bitter family war. 510 00:21:05,132 --> 00:21:06,834 You can have it back 511 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:09,102 for the price of the notary fees. 512 00:21:09,203 --> 00:21:11,371 I can be a clown again. 513 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:14,408 (laughing goofily) 514 00:21:14,508 --> 00:21:16,076 (laugh fading) 515 00:21:16,143 --> 00:21:17,744 He was a clown? 516 00:21:17,811 --> 00:21:19,213 He was, like, the least funny person 517 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,114 on this socialist commune. 518 00:21:21,248 --> 00:21:22,916 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 519 00:21:22,983 --> 00:21:24,184 FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 520 00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:25,686 And FORD. 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