1
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( bell ringing )

2
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D-OHH!

3
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( screams )

4
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WELL, YOU'RE CERTAINLY DOING
YOUR JOB TODAY, MR. SUN.

5
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OH, RATS.

6
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AND HERE WE HAVE
THE WORLD-FAMOUS BEATLES

7
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EXACTLY AS THEY LOOKED

8
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PERFORMING
ON THE ED SULLIVAN SHOW.

9
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I HARDLY THINK IT'S FAIR
TO BE CHARGED FULL PRICE.

10
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I'M UP TO MY KNEES
IN THE ORIGINAL CAST OF MASH.

11
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* SUNSHINE ON MY SHOULDERS
MAKES ME HAPPY... *

12
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HOMER, MY HAT GOES OFF
TO YOU.

13
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IT'S COOL IN HERE, BOY.

14
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FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER

15
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WE CAN LIVE INSIDE
THE REFRIGERATOR.

16
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HOMER, THE FRIDGE WASN'T MEANT
TO BE USED THIS WAY.

17
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ALTHOUGH, I MUST SAY
IT'S CERTAINLY REFRESHING.

18
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I GOT THE IDEA
WHEN I NOTICED

19
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THE REFRIGERATOR WAS COLD.

20
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Marge:
WON'T THIS OVERLOAD THE MOTOR?

21
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( motor sputtering )

22
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MARGE, CAN YOU SET
THE OVEN TO COLD?

23
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( moans )

24
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Man:
ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM!

25
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( both gasping )

26
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I'M ALL OUT OF ICE CREAM!

27
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IT'S TRUE, YOU KNOW.

28
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ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM!

29
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FRESH OUT OF ICE CREAM!

30
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( both groan )

31
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CHILI! RED HOT
STYLE CHILI.

32
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AND WE GOT GINGER ALE.
BOILIN' HOT TEXAS STYLE
GINGER-ALE...

33
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UGH!

34
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AW, FACE IT, BART.

35
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OUR SALVATION ISN'T JUST
GOING TO ROLL BY

36
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ON THE BACK
OF SOME STUPID TRUCK.

37
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WHOA!
I GOT TO REPLACE THAT WINDOW.

38
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Both:
POOL-MOBILE?!

39
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LOOK, LISA, I SNATCHED
FIVE BATHING SUITS.

40
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ALL MARTIN'S.

41
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TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT.

42
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I'M WEARING 17 LAYERS.

43
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( gasping )

44
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I BROUGHT THIS ON MYSELF.

45
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OKAY, LITTLE DUDES, TIME'S UP.

46
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EVERYBODY OUT!

47
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( kids groaning )

48
00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:11,992
TIME'S UP?!

49
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SO LONG, LISE.

50
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I'M GONNA STOWAWAY UNDERWATER,
AND GO WHERE THE POOL GOES.

51
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HAVE A GOOD LIFE.

52
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SORRY, BART DUDE.

53
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WE GOT TO FILL THIS

54
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WITH EPSOM SALTS

55
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AND JAM IT ON OVER
TO THE OLD FOLKS' HOME.

56
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OH, WELL. SAME TIME
TOMORROW, OTTO?

57
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NO WAY, MAN.

58
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ONE DAY OF SUMMER IS
ALL WE'RE BUDGETED FOR.

59
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I GUESS IT IS
KIND OF A TEASE.

60
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( police sirens blaring
from TV )

61
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DAD.

62
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DAD!

63
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DAD!

64
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YES, LISA.

65
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DAD, AS YOU KNOW,
WE'VE BEEN SWIMMING

66
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AND WE'VE DEVELOPED
A TASTE FOR IT.

67
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WE BOTH AGREE THAT
GETTING OUR OWN POOL

68
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IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO.

69
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NOW BEFORE YOU RESPOND
YOU MUST UNDERSTAND

70
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THAT YOUR REFUSAL WOULD
RESULT IN MONTHS OF...

71
00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:02,610
Both:
CAN WE HAVE A POOL, DAD?!
CAN WE HAVE A POOL, DAD?!

72
00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,478
CAN WE HAVE A POOL, DAD?!
CAN WE HAVE A POOL, DAD?!

73
00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:06,880
CAN WE HAVE A POOL, DAD?!
CAN WE--

74
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I UNDERSTAND.

75
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LET US CELEBRATE
OUR NEW ARRANGEMENT

76
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WITH THE ADDING
OF CHOCOLATE TO MILK.

77
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OVER HERE WE HAVE "THE HICK TUB"

78
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THE "INSTA-RUST."

79
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THAT'S "THE LIGHTNING MAGNET."

80
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THAT'S "THE TINKLER."

81
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WHOO! "THE TINKLER."

82
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I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
WE'LL TAKE IT.

83
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IS IT TRUE SHOULD WE WAIT
AT LEAST AN HOUR AFTER EATING
BEFORE WE GO IN?

84
00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:34,408
GOOD QUESTION LADY. THIS JOB
IS NOT WHAT I REALLY DO, OKAY?

85
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I PLAY KEYBOARDS.

86
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Homer:
ALL RIGHT.

87
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EVERYBODY IN THE POOL!

88
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'TIS A FINE BARN, BUT SURE
'TIS NO POOL, ENGLISH.

89
00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:58,499
D-OHH-ETH!

90
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IS IT A POOL YET?

91
00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:01,469
YES, DAD.

92
00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:02,470
WHOO-HOO!

93
00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:03,371
( doorbell ringing )

94
00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:04,505
WHO COULD THAT BE?

95
00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:10,444
UH... HELLO...
UH... MRS. BART.

96
00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:12,312
IS YOUR POOL READY YET?

97
00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:15,383
( groans )
( children cheer )

98
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BART, ARE ALL THESE CHILDREN
FRIENDS OF YOURS?

99
00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:24,124
FRIENDS
AND WELL-WISHERS, YES.

100
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HEY, BART.

101
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HIYA, BART.

102
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HEY, BART.

103
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HELLO, MRS. CUMBERDALE.

104
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PEOPLE! PEOPLE!

105
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IT'S TIME WE ALL DISCUSSED
THE POOL SAFETY RULES.

106
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All:
JUMP, BART, JUMP!

107
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JUMP, BART, JUMP!

108
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YOU GOT IT.

109
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HEY, BART,
YOUR EPIDERMIS IS SHOWING!

110
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IT IS?

111
00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:48,882
OH... OOH.

112
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WHOA...

113
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SEE, EPIDERMIS
MEANS YOUR HAIR.

114
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( Bart screaming )

115
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( thuds )

116
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SO, TECHNICALLY IT'S TRUE.

117
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THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT
SO FUNNY.

118
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PARDON ME A MOMENT.

119
00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:05,566
HAW! HAW!

120
00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:08,268
HEY, NELSON,
HE'S REALLY HURT.

121
00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:10,337
I THINK HE
BROKE HIS LEG.

122
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I SAID, "HAW! HAW!"

123
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GET THIS KID A MAGAZINE. STAT.

124
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I'M SORRY, THAT LEG
IS GONNA HAVE TO COME OFF.

125
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( both gasp )

126
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DID I SAY LEG?

127
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I MEANT THAT WET BATHING SUIT.

128
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I'M AFRAID YOU'LL NEED A CAST
ON THAT BROKEN BONE.

129
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OH, I'M GOING TO MISS
THE WHOLE SUMMER.

130
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DON'T WORRY, BOY.

131
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WHEN YOU GET A JOB LIKE ME,
YOU'LL MISS EVERY SUMMER.

132
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ISN'T IT AMAZING
THE SAME DAY
YOU GOT A POOL

133
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IS THE SAME DAY
WE REALIZED
WE LIKED YOU?

134
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THE TIMING
WORKED OUT GREAT,
DON'T YOU THINK?

135
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HI.

136
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HI.

137
00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,055
HEY, GUYS, SIGN MY CAST?

138
00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,090
SIGN MY CAST?

139
00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,391
GUYS?

140
00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,425
( laughing )

141
00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:07,628
MILHOUSE.

142
00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,897
UH... HI, BART.

143
00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,431
FAITHFUL MILHOUSE

144
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YOU'LL SPEND THE LONG,
HOT DAYS BY MY SIDE

145
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WON'T YOU?

146
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OH, I THINK I LOST
MY GLASSES IN YOUR POOL.

147
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I BETTER GO IN
AND FIND THEM.

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YOU'RE WEARING
YOUR GLASSES.

149
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NO, I'M NOT.

150
00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:27,848
OH, LOOK,
BART'S ALL ALONE.

151
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MAYBE I SHOULD
KEEP HIM COMPANY

152
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AT LEAST
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

153
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Boy:
LISA, HEY, LOOK. WATCH THIS.

154
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UH...

155
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COMING.

156
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( groans )

157
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WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S
JUST YOU AND ME, BARTY BOY.

158
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GREAT, I GET TO SPEND THE SUMMER
WITH MY BRAIN.

159
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WHAT FUN CAN YOU HAVE

160
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IN A POOL ANYWAY
THAT YOU CAN'T HAVE

161
00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:57,511
IN A BATHTUB WITH A GARBAGE BAG
TAPED AROUND YOUR CAST?

162
00:07:57,545 --> 00:08:02,082
( kids laughing )

163
00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:11,759
( Busby Berkeley style
musical extravaganza )

164
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TRAITORS.

165
00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,823
GO ON AND HAVE YOUR POOL.

166
00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:46,026
I'M FINE BY MYSELF RIGHT HERE.

167
00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,208
( shuddering )

168
00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,710
( brains pulsating )

169
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,638
( screaming )

170
00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:31,905
( brains pulsating )

171
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,782
( laughing )

172
00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,651
YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T SO BAD.

173
00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:47,087
I'LL JUST SPEND THE SUMMER
GETTING BETTER ACQUAINTED

174
00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,623
WITH AN OLD FRIEND
CALLED TELEVISION.

175
00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:52,225
( cheering )

176
00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,227
( goofy laugh )

177
00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,896
Hope you enjoyed that, kids

178
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,298
'cause Krusty's out of here
for the summer.

179
00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,300
In the meantime,
we'll be running...

180
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,835
( groans )

181
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,904
Classic Krusty.

182
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,272
Enjoy.

183
00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:08,676
( chuckling )

184
00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,010
Good evening.

185
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:14,481
Tonight my guest is AFL-CIO
chairman, George Meany

186
00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:15,983
who will be discussing

187
00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,818
collective bargaining
agreements.

188
00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,687
It's a pleasure to be here.

189
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,788
Let me be blunt.

190
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,590
Is there a labor crisis
in America today?

191
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,793
Well, that depends what
you mean by crisis.

192
00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:28,929
( groans )

193
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,998
AH, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE
RISING WITH THE SUN

194
00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:36,870
FOR A QUIET, PEACEFUL DIP
IN YOUR VERY OWN POOL.

195
00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:38,338
( whooping )

196
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,173
WHOO!

197
00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,441
( shrieking )

198
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,644
EWW...

199
00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,346
LISA, THE BLOB HAS GOT ME.

200
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,515
DON'T TOUCH ME,
OR HE'LL GET YOU TOO.

201
00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:51,318
DAD, YOU HAVE TO PUT CHLORINE
IN THE WATER EVERY DAY

202
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,519
TO KEEP IT CLEAN.

203
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,688
CHLORINE, EH?

204
00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:57,557
( all bawling )

205
00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,993
OH, MY FACE IS ON FIRE.

206
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,228
( groans )

207
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,462
OH, LOOK.

208
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,731
THERE'S BART.

209
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,432
WAVE TO HIM.

210
00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:10,738
HMM, MAYBE WE SHOULD SPEND
MORE TIME WITH BART.

211
00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:13,406
HE'S BECOMING
ISOLATED AND WEIRD.

212
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,409
I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW WHERE
THE BOMBS ARE.

213
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,011
ONLY THE MINERS KNOW THAT.

214
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:21,681
( evil voice ):
MAYBE THIS WILL LOOSEN
YOUR TONGUE.

215
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,550
NO! AH..!

216
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:24,852
UH, BART?

217
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:25,853
DON'T TURN ON
THAT LIGHT!

218
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:28,388
SORRY, I JUST CAME TO SEE
HOW YOU WERE FEELING.

219
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:29,723
I'M FINE. JUST FINE.

220
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,524
WHAT ARE YOU WRITING HERE?
A PLAY?

221
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:32,692
UH... NO.

222
00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:33,861
UH-HUH.

223
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,864
"CAST OF CHARACTERS:
VICEROY FIZZLEBOTTOM

224
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,098
A HEARTY CHERUB
OF A MAN..."

225
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:38,999
GIVE ME THAT.

226
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,868
IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS.

227
00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,536
SO, HOW DO
YOU LIKE BEING

228
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,605
MISS POPULARITY?

229
00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:48,308
OH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT AIN'T SO GREAT.

230
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,879
BART, IT'S THE BEST THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME

231
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,080
IN MY WHOLE LIFE!

232
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,081
WELL, ANYWAY I BROUGHT

233
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,082
YOU A PRESENT.

234
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,716
IT'S THE TELESCOPE

235
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,551
I WON AT THE OPTICS FESTIVAL.

236
00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:01,554
THERE WAS AN OPTICS
FESTIVAL, AND I
WASN'T INFORMED?

237
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:02,856
YOU GO NOW.
BUT...

238
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:03,891
GO!

239
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:08,796
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

240
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:11,631
"THE LIGHTER SIDE OF HIPPIES."

241
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,367
THEY DON'T CARE
WHOSE TOES THEY STEP ON.

242
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,436
( chuckles )

243
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,605
( Marge and Homer laughing )

244
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:26,113
Marge:
THIS WAS A LOVELY IDEA, HOMEY.

245
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,548
COME HERE AND KISS ME.

246
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,951
MMM...

247
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:33,486
( screaming )

248
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,788
Do not be alarmed.

249
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,157
CONTINUE SWIMMING NAKED.

250
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,591
( munching )

251
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:42,062
AW, COME ON. CONTINUE.

252
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,964
COME ON. AW...

253
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,799
ALL RIGHT, LOU. OPEN FIRE.

254
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,841
Bart:
WOW.

255
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,142
THE UNIVERSE IS SO BORING.

256
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,676
I KNOW.

257
00:12:56,709 --> 00:13:00,713
I'LL USE THIS TO PEER INTO
SPRINGFIELD'S SEAMY UNDERBELLY.

258
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:06,954
( Bart groans )

259
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,023
It turned out it was
his evil twin.

260
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:12,025
( chuckling )

261
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,593
( Bart groans )

262
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,029
( Jimmy Stewart voice ):
GRACE, COME HERE.

263
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:19,166
THERE'S A SINISTER-LOOKING KID
I WANT YOU TO SEE.

264
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:20,433
( Bart groans )

265
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,536
I'M NEVER EVER GOING TO SEE
ANYTHING INTERESTING

266
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,705
WITH THIS STUPID PIECE OF JUNK.

267
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,810
( high-pitched scream )

268
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,546
THAT CAME FROM FLANDERS' HOUSE.

269
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:38,318
OH...

270
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,020
( high-pitched scream )

271
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,991
OH, MY GOD.

272
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:44,858
WHAT HAVE I DONE?

273
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,559
I'VE KILLED HER.

274
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,863
CAN'T BE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

275
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,299
THIS IS FLANDERS
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

276
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,800
NAH, I'LL JUST WATCH SOME TV.

277
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,303
Now, what you've been
waiting for.

278
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,638
Another long raga
by Ravi Shanker.

279
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,507
Shan-kar.

280
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,175
Shankar. Groovy, man.

281
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,676
( groans )

282
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,677
( snoring )

283
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:05,812
( noise outside )

284
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,880
HUH?

285
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,887
Bart:
HUH? WHOA!

286
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:14,721
THIS CAN'T BE WHAT

287
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:15,923
IT LOOKS LIKE.

288
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,857
THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOME OTHER EXPLANATION.

289
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:21,228
I WISH THERE WAS
SOME OTHER EXPLANATION FOR THIS.

290
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,496
BUT THERE ISN'T.

291
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,065
I'M A MURDERER. I'M A MURDERER.

292
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,935
THEN THAT'S NOT
THE REAL NED FLANDERS.

293
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:30,870
I'M A MURDIDDLY-ERDLER!

294
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,273
IF IT'S NOT FLANDERS,
HE'S DONE HIS HOMEWORK.

295
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,380
DADDY, WHERE'S MOMMY?

296
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,448
WE MISS HER.

297
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,183
MOMMY... HAD TO GO AWAY.

298
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,617
SHE'S WITH GOD NOW.

299
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,454
Both:
YAY! CAN WE GO THERE TOO?

300
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,688
SOON ENOUGH.

301
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,889
Both:
YAY!

302
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:50,857
( gasping )

303
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,927
HE'S GOING TO KILL
ROD AND TODD TOO.

304
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,795
THAT'S HORRIBLE.

305
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,264
IN PRINCIPLE.

306
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,033
LOOK, LISA.

307
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,268
I FOUND THIS CHANGE

308
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,635
ON THE BOTTOM
OF THE POOL.

309
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:03,870
YOU CAN HAVE IT.

310
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,039
THANKS, NELSON.

311
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:09,442
SOMEBODY TOOK MY JUICE MONEY!

312
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:12,946
LISA, PLEASE JOIN MY FAMILY
FOR A WEEKEND IN THE COUNTRY.

313
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,982
THERE'LL BE HUNTING, CHARADES

314
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:18,051
AND EVER SO MANY DELIGHTFUL
ROMANTIC MISUNDERSTANDINGS.

315
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,053
( clamoring for attention )

316
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:23,390
THEY'RE ONLY USING YOU
FOR YOUR POOL, YOU KNOW.

317
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,291
SHUT UP, BRAIN!

318
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,625
I GOT FRIENDS NOW.

319
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,794
I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE.

320
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:31,965
DUH... YEAH, I'D LOVE
TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE.

321
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:32,966
( chortling )

322
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,669
AH, MY PLAN

323
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:37,937
HAS COME TO FRUITION.

324
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,473
SOON I'LL BE QUEEN
OF SUMMERTIME.

325
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:41,474
UH, KING. KING!

326
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,314
( inaudible )

327
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:50,250
DUDE, BUZZ HAS IT
AN EVEN WUSSIER KID

328
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,053
HAS AN EVEN BETTER POOL
THAN THIS.

329
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,927
HUH?

330
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,262
HELLO?

331
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,997
HEY, I'M STUCK IN HERE.

332
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:07,100
I GOT TO THINK
OF A WAY TO GET OUT.

333
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,368
WELL, WELL, WELL.

334
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,637
LOOK WHO'S COME CRAWLING BACK.

335
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:13,973
LISTEN, NED FLANDERS
MURDERED HIS WIFE.

336
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:16,776
BUT WHY?
SHE'S SUCH A FOX.

337
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,678
I MEAN, WHAT'S
ON FOX TONIGHT?

338
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,180
SOMETHING RIBALD,
NO DOUBT.

339
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:23,483
I WISH YOU'D STOP SPREADING
BAD RUMORS ABOUT PEOPLE.

340
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,119
REMEMBER HOW YOU GOT GRANDPA
TARRED AND FEATHERED?

341
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:28,055
SURE. THAT WAS
20 MINUTES AGO.

342
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,023
GOING TO BE
IN THE TUB FOR A WHILE.

343
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:33,560
BART, I'M REALLY SORRY I'VE
BEEN IGNORING YOU LATELY.

344
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,962
I GOT CARRIED AWAY
WITH BEING POPULAR

345
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,065
BUT NOW THAT I'M
UNPOPULAR AGAIN

346
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,300
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
I'M HERE FOR YOU.

347
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,635
YOU CAN START
MAKING IT UP TO ME
RIGHT NOW.

348
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:43,970
FLANDERS IS LEAVING
THE HOUSE.

349
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,072
I WANT YOU TO SNEAK IN THERE

350
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,973
AND BRING ME BACK
SOME EVIDENCE...

351
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,908
AND SOMETHING
SWEET FOR LATER.

352
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,711
BART, I'M HERE FOR YOU, BUT I'M
NOT GOING TO BREAK INTO
SOMEBODY'S HOUSE.

353
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,012
ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

354
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,248
LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT THAT.
HERE..

355
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:57,150
LET ME READ TO YOU
FROM MY PLAY.

356
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,819
"'KIPPERS FOR BREAKFAST,
AUNT HELGA?

357
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,155
IS IT ST. SWITHEN'S
DAY ALREADY?'"

358
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,424
"'TIS,' REPLIED
AUNT HELGA..."

359
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,526
I'M GOING, I'M GOING!

360
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,207
( gasping )

361
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,608
A HUMAN HEAD!

362
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:23,510
PHEW!

363
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,878
OH. OF COURSE.

364
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,083
OH, NO. HE'S BACK.

365
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,384
FLANDERS IS BACK.

366
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:34,854
LISA, GET OUT OF THERE.
NO, LISA, DON'T GO UPSTAIRS.

367
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,089
YOU'LL BE TRAPPED.

368
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,392
AN AXE!

369
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,027
HE'S GOT AN AXE.

370
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,795
I'LL SAVE YOU, LISA.

371
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:43,896
OW!

372
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,133
UH, I'LL SAVE YOU
BY CALLING THE POLICE.

373
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,768
Moviefone voice:
Hello, and welcome

374
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,804
to the Springfield
Police Department Resc-U-Fone.

375
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,774
If you know the name
of the felony being committed

376
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:55,875
press 1.

377
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,644
To choose
from a list of felonies

378
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,279
press 2.

379
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,980
If you are being murdered

380
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,082
or are calling
from a rotary phone

381
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,584
please stay on the line.

382
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:05,818
( frustrated growl )

383
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,887
You have selected regicide.

384
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,055
If you know the name

385
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,658
of the king or queen
being murdered, press 1.

386
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,167
( yelling )

387
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,236
I'LL SAVE YOU, CAST OR NO CAST.

388
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,104
( grunting )

389
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:29,309
GOT TO SAVE LISA,
TRASH CAN OR NO TRASH CAN.

390
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,119
D-OHH!

391
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,658
OH, NO.

392
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:46,926
THAT SINISTER-LOOKING KID

393
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,161
IS COMING TO KILL ME.

394
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:50,197
HELP! HELP! AAH!

395
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:54,501
Flanders:
* MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB

396
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:59,038
* LITTLE LAMB, LITTLE LAMB...

397
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,940
( gasping )

398
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,210
( panting and grunting )

399
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,180
AAH! AAH!

400
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:23,996
( footsteps )

401
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:29,802
( grunting )

402
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,239
( growling )

403
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:36,376
YEAH... YEAH... YEAH...

404
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:40,313
IT'S TIME TO PUT YOU AWAY.

405
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,180
( gasping )

406
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,350
PUT YOU AWAY FOR GOOD.

407
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,352
( screaming )

408
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,387
NO!!!!

409
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:52,259
HO..WHAT THE GUMDROPS
IS GOING ON HERE?

410
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,426
I CAME TO STOP YOU

411
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:56,162
FROM MURDERING LISA
LIKE YOU MURDERED YOUR WIFE.

412
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,031
MURDERED?

413
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:00,900
OHHH...

414
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:02,502
MURDERED?

415
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,403
OH NO, I'VE JUST BEEN

416
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,604
IN THE COUNTRY FOR A WEEK.

417
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,038
BUT I DISTINCTLY
HEARD YOU SAY

418
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,507
THAT MAUDE WAS WITH GOD.

419
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,341
THAT'S RIGHT.

420
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,510
I WAS AT BIBLE CAMP.

421
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,512
I WAS LEARNING
HOW TO BE MORE JUDGMENTAL.

422
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,181
BUT I SAW THE MURDER,
AND I SAW YOU BURY THE CORPSE

423
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,516
IN THE BACKYARD.

424
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,552
ALL RIGHT, IT'S TRUE.
I AM A MURDERER.

425
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,420
( gasping )

426
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:21,454
I OVER-WATERED

427
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,356
MAUDE'S FAVORITE FICUS PLANT

428
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,191
I PANICKED AND THEN I
BURIED THE REMAINS.

429
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,759
I WAS HOPING
TO REPLACE IT

430
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,761
BEFORE YOU GOT HOME.

431
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,763
BUT I HEARD A WOMAN SCREAM.

432
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:34,133
WELL, NOW, THAT
I CAN'T EXPLAIN.

433
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,101
FOUND IT, CHIEF.

434
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,236
( high-pitched scream )

435
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,306
OH. WELL.
I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS
EVERYTHING.

436
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,541
NOT EVERYTHING.

437
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,410
THERE'S STILL
THE LITTLE MATTER

438
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,278
OF THE WHEREABOUTS
OF YOUR WIFE.

439
00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:46,913
UM, I'M RIGHT HERE.

440
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,548
OH, I SEE.
THEN EVERYTHING
IS WRAPPED UP

441
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,650
IN A NEAT LITTLE PACKAGE.

442
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,286
REALLY, I MEAN THAT.

443
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,221
SORRY IF IT SOUNDED SARCASTIC.

444
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,625
( laughing and clamoring )

445
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:01,628
MORE FRIENDS! MORE ALLIES!

446
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,162
MORE, I SAY!

447
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:04,897
HANG THOSE WHO TALK OF LESS!

448
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,199
THERE'S A FEW INCHES
OVER HERE! HO!

449
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,307
( screaming )

450
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,108
MY PRECIOUS POOL

451
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:20,413
AND ITS LIFESTYLE
ACCOUTREMENTS. NO!

452
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,548
( grumbling )

453
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,021
HA-HA.

454
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,189
OH.

455
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:34,293
THE GENTLE CARESS
OF A SUMMER BREEZE.

456
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:38,698
( pop ballad musical intro )

457
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,205
* THE SUMMER WIND

458
00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:49,342
* CAME BLOWING IN

459
00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:51,511
* FROM ACROSS THE SEA...

460
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,167
Shh!