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Hello once again.

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As usual, I must warn you all
that this year's Halloween show

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is very, very scary.

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Those of you with young children

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may want to send them
off to bed.

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Oh, my. It seems
the show is so scary

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that congress
won't even let us show it.

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Instead, they've suggested

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the 1947 classic
Glenn Ford movie

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200 Miles to Oregon.

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Bart:
There's nothing wrong
with your television set.

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Do not attempt
to adjust your picture.

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We are controlling
the transmission.

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Homer:
What's that, boy?

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We're in control?

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Hey, look--
I can see my voice.

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( sputtering )

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( vocalizing )

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blub, blub, blub,
blub, blub.

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This.. is my voice.. on TV.

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Bart: Dad! You're ruining
the mood.

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Sorry.

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For the next half hour

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we will control
what you see and hear.

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You are about to experience
the terror and foul horror

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of The Simpsons'
Halloween Special.

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( distant scream )

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( evil laughter )

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( distant wolf howling )

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( moaning )

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Well, it was a long trip,
but we're almost there.

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Homer, did you
remember to lock

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the front door
of the house?

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D-ohh!

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Well, it's been two long trips

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but we're finally
almost there again.

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When you locked
the front door

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did you remember to lock
the back door?

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D-ohh! D-ohh!

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Oh, no! We left Grandpa
back at the gas station.

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What about Grandpa?

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Hi.
We're here.
We made it.

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Oh, goody. The sea monkeys
I ordered have arrived.

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Look at them
cavort and caper.

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Sir, they're the new
winter caretakers for the lodge.

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Yes, they work hard
and they play hard.

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This house has quite a long
and colorful history.

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It was built on an ancient
Indian burial ground

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and was the setting of
satanic rituals, witch-burnings

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and five John Denver
Christmas specials.

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Oh... John Denver...

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Hmm... that's odd.

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Usually the blood

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gets off at
the second floor.

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( chain saw buzzing )

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Hey, I found a shortcut
through your hedge maze.

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Why, you little...

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No, go easy on the wee one.

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His father's going to go crazy
and chop them all into haggis.

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What's haggis?

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Boy, you read my thoughts.

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You've got the shinning.

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You mean "shining."

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Shh! You want to get sued?

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Now look, boy,
if your Dad goes gaga

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you just use that shin
of yours, to call me

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and I'll come a-running.

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But don't be reading my mind
between 4:00 and 5:00.

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That's Willie's time.

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Yes, by cutting off cable TV
and the beer supply

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I can ensure an honest winter's
work out of those lowlifes.

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Sir, did you ever stop to think
that maybe it was doing this

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that caused the previous
caretakers to go insane

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and murder their families?

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Hmm. Perhaps. Tell you what:
we come back and everyone's
slaughtered..

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I owe you a Coke.

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Hmm... cable's out.

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Think I'll have a beer.

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Hmm... not a drop in the house.

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What do you know?

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Homer, I'm impressed.

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You're taking this quite well.

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I'll kill you!
I'll kill all of you!

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Homer!

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Sorry, sorry.

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Don't worry.

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There's plenty I can do
to keep myself occupied.

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Maybe I'll check out
that ax collection.

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See you later.

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Mom, is Dad going to kill us?

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We're just gonna have
to wait and see.

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So, what will it be, Homer?

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Moe! Give me a beer.

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No, not unless you
kill your family.

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Why should I
kill my family?

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Uh..they'd be much
happier as ghosts.

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You don't look so happy.

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Oh I'm happy!
I'm very happy.
La-la-la-la-la. See?

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Now waste your family.
I'll give you a beer.

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Homer?

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Homey?

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Hmm... what he's typed will be
a window into his madness.

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"Feelin' fine."

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Wow, that's a relief.

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Oooooh..

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Hmm.. this is less encouraging.

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Hello!

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( screaming )

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So, what do you think, Marge?

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All I need is a title.

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I was thinking along the lines

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of "no TV and no beer make
Homer something something."

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Go crazy?

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Don't mind if I do.

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( raving )

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( Marge screaming )

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Stay away from me, Homer.

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Give me the bat, Marge.

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Give me the bat.

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Give me the bat.

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Come on, give me the bat.

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Give me the bat-bat-boo!

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( babbling )

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( laughing )

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Scaredy-cat.

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( groans )

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( screams )

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( grunting )

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You stay here
till you're no longer insane.

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Hmm, chili
would be good tonight.

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( knocking )

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Homer, it's Moe.

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Look, some of the ghouls and I
are a little concerned

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the project isn't
moving forward.

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Can't murder now-- eating.

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Aw for crying out loud,
come on.

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( Homer yelling )

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Here's Johnny!

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D-ohh!

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David Letterman!

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Hi, David.
I'm Grandpa.

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D-ohh!

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I'm Mike Wallace,
I'm Morley Safer

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and I'm Ed Bradley.

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All this and Andy Rooney
tonight on 60 Minutes.

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( all screaming )

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Hello, police?
This is Marge Simpson.

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My husband is on
a murderous rampage. Over.

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Thank God that's over.

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I was worried
there for a second.

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No answer.

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Don't worry, Mom.

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I can use my... shinning
to call Willie.

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That was the first time

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she'd ever flown a plane.

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Uh-oh. The little fat boy
and his family are in trouble.

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I'm coming to rescue
the lot of you.

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All right, loony,
show me what you got.

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Is that the best
you can do?

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Oh, my, I hope that rug
was Scotchgarded.

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Must kill family.

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( moaning )

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( panting )

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The troops had been given rifles

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but no ammunition.

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Dad, look!

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Television!

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Teacher, mother, secret lover.

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Urge to kill fading...

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fading...

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Rising.

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Fading.

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Fading.

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Gone.

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( all sighing )

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Come, family.

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Sit in the snow with Daddy
and let us all bask

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in television's warm,
glowing, warming glow.

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Live from Broadway

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it's the Tony Awards

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with your hosts
Tyne Daly and Hal Linden.

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Homer, change channel.

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Can't... frozen.

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* One...

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all:
Ah!

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* ...chorus line of people...

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Urge to kill rising.

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You know, Marge,
I've had my share of troubles

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but sitting here now with you
and the kids in our cozy home

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in this beautiful, free country

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it just makes me feel
that I'm really a lucky guy.

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Dad! Your hand is jammed
in the toaster!

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( all yelling )

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( Homer screaming )

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Get it off!

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Get this off of me!

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Ooh!

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Whew-hoo!

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Dad! It's in there again!

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( screaming )

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( yelling )

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This shouldn't be
too hard to fix

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with the right tools.

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There.

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Better than new.

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Now to take her
for a test toast.

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What the..?

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( screaming )

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Look at that. I'm the first
non-Brazilian person

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to travel backwards
through time.

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Correction, Homer.
You're the second.

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That's right,
Mr. Peabody.

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Quiet, you.

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( gasps )

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I've gone back to the time

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when dinosaurs weren't
just confined to zoos.

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( screeching )

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Okay, don't panic.

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Remember the advice your father
gave you on your wedding day.

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If you ever travel back in time,
don't step on anything

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because even the tiniest change

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can alter the future
in ways you can't imagine.

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Fine. As long as I
stand perfectly still

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and don't touch anything,
I won't destroy the future.

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Stupid bug!

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You go squish now.

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( gasps )

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that was just one little

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insignificant mosquito.

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That can't change
the future, right?

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Right?

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( grunts "I don't know" )

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Phew! I'm back.

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Aw, my loving family.

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Nothing's changed.

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Hidely-ho, slaverinos.

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All:
Okely-dokely.

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What the hell is that
geek Flanders doing on TV?

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( alarm sounding )

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I see by the big board we got
a negative Nellie in sector two.

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I'm afraid I'm going
to have to ask
the whole family

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to kinda freeze, and
prepare for re-neducation.

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Don't you remember, Dad?
Flanders is the unquestioned
lord and master of the world.

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D-ohh!

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Okay, everybody,
let's see some big smiles.

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Just relax and let
the hooks do their work.

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What the hell
are you smiling at?

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Oh...

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In case all that smiling
didn't cheer you up

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there's one thing
that never fails--

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A nice glass of warm milk,
a little nap and a
total frontal lobotomy.

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It's not so bad, Homer.

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They go in through your nose

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and they let you keep

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the piece of brain
they cut out.

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Look. Whoo, hello.
Hello there.

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Who's that big man there?

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Who's that?

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Both:
Join us, Father.

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It's bliss.

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No!

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( alarm sounding )

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( frantic panting )

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( dogs barking )

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Oh, no, they're gaining on me.

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Wait! I have an idea.

267
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,741
These wieners will give me

268
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,376
the quick energy
I need to escape.

269
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,849
I got to go back.

270
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,350
Fix future.

271
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,823
This time I'm not going
to touch a thing.

272
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:10,858
( roaring )

273
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,025
Ah!

274
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,862
Ooh! Ooh! Mustn't crush,
mustn't kill.

275
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,663
Made it.

276
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:21,501
Oh, I wish, I wish
I hadn't killed that fish.

277
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,911
Hey, where is everybody?

278
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:35,682
Hey, there's a bug
that looks like Dad.

279
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:36,884
Let's kill it.

280
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:37,851
Okay.

281
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,752
( screaming )

282
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:43,156
( panting )

283
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,492
Oh... oh...

284
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,459
( roaring )

285
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,729
Ah-choo!

286
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,531
( sneezes )

287
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,533
( sneezes continue )

288
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,706
This is going to cost me.

289
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,013
Homer:
D-ohh!

290
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,514
I mean, hey...

291
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,150
Good morning, Father dear.
Hope you're well.

292
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,653
Are we taking the new Lexus to
Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral
today?

293
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,023
Fabulous house,
well-behaved kids

294
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,258
Sisters-in-law dead,
luxury sedan...

295
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,427
Whoo-hoo! I hit the jackpot!

296
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:24,397
Marge dear, would you
kindly pass me a doughnut?

297
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,566
Doughnut? What's a doughnut?

298
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,535
( screaming )

299
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,070
( screaming )

300
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,907
Hmm, it's raining again.

301
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:39,379
You're still not
in your own world, Homer.

302
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:43,283
I can get you home,
but you have to do exactly as...

303
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,784
Ah!

304
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:48,588
( deep male voice ):
This is indeed
a disturbing universe.

305
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,590
Don't touch anything?!

306
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,859
I'll touch whatever I feel like!

307
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,895
( roaring )

308
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,473
Foolish Earthling.

309
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:07,975
Totally unprepared
for the effects

310
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,576
of time travel.

311
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,278
( laughing )

312
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,157
What happened to us,
Kodos?

313
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,025
Quiet, you.

314
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:34,901
Good morning, dear.

315
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:35,735
What's my name?

316
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:36,636
What color is the sky?

317
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,972
What of doughnuts? What?!

318
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,974
For the love
of God, tell me!

319
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:42,475
Homer, the sky is blue.

320
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:43,910
Doughnuts are plentiful.

321
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,979
Friday is
T.G.I.F. night on ABC.

322
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,614
What's gotten into you?

323
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:48,815
Nothing--
Nothing at all.

324
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,050
Let's just eat.

325
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,026
Ah, close enough.

326
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,634
( clamoring )

327
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,002
( whistles )

328
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:11,604
Hey, everybody.
Let's all turn
our desks backwards

329
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,606
before Mrs. Krabappel shows up.

330
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,342
Yeah!
Great idea.
Yeah!

331
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,280
Huh?

332
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,681
All right, backwards boy

333
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,683
back your butt
down to detention.

334
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,286
Over here, Simpson.

335
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,388
The detention room
is dangerously overcrowded.

336
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,823
So you'll be serving your time
in the cafeteria.

337
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,225
Oxygen running out.

338
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,660
Yes, you should have
thought of that

339
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:37,230
before you made
that paper airplane.

340
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:39,799
This overcrowding
in detention is
becoming critical.

341
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,401
It's a powder keg
waiting to go off

342
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,070
in an explosion of
unacceptable behavior.

343
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,038
Don't bitch to me, boss man.

344
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,005
Thanks to the latest
budget cuts

345
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,775
I'm down to using
grade "F" meat.

346
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,678
Wouldn't it be wonderful

347
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,080
if there was a common solution
to both our problems?

348
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:53,913
That would be great.

349
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:57,517
Hey, Bart, watch this.

350
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,685
Oh, drats!

351
00:16:58,718 --> 00:16:59,586
Oh, no!

352
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,488
My favorite outfit.

353
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:05,525
Jimbo, this is by far
the worst... mmm.

354
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,061
Mmm...

355
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:12,499
Jimbo, why don't you assist
lunch lady Doris in the kitchen?

356
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,067
Bite me, Skinner.

357
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,402
Well, might we...

358
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,604
Jimbo:
It's hard for me
to clean this giant pot

359
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,739
when you keep spilling
meat tenderizer all over me.

360
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:20,673
( clank )

361
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:24,311
Oh great. Now I got to work
in the dark.

362
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,583
Mmm, mmm, mmm.

363
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:33,920
This sandwich tastes
so young and impudent.

364
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,189
Seymour, what's
with the good grub?

365
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,625
Perhaps I ought
to let you folks
in on a secret.

366
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,693
You remember me
telling Jimbo Jones

367
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,230
that I'd make something of him
one day?

368
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:46,699
Are you saying you killed Jimbo,
processed his carcass

369
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,668
and served him for lunch?

370
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:50,837
Ha!

371
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,644
Hmm... I wonder
where Jimbo is today.

372
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:58,645
He should have
beaten us up

373
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,647
for our lunch money
an hour ago.

374
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:04,117
Frau lunch lady.
Please to have
another sloppy Jimbo.

375
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,718
Das ist gut, nein?

376
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,054
That's your third helping,
young man.

377
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:08,888
It's making you fat

378
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,657
and soft... ah...

379
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,792
and tender.

380
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,562
Mmm... you just cut
in line, didn't you?

381
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,464
Report to detention, Uter.

382
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:18,298
For how long?

383
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,599
About seven minutes

384
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:20,933
a pound should do it.

385
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:28,775
Okay, I got your
German grub right here.

386
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,978
Bart, does it strike you as odd
that Uter disappeared

387
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:35,282
and suddenly they're serving us
this mysterious food

388
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,183
called "Uterbraten"?

389
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,750
Oh, relax, kids.

390
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:41,454
I've got a gut feeling
Uter's around here somewhere.

391
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,022
( chuckling )

392
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:47,660
After all, isn't there
a little Uter in all of us?

393
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,362
( laughing )

394
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:53,366
In fact, you might even say
we just ate Uter

395
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,302
and he's in our stomachs
right now.

396
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,470
( laughing )

397
00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,372
Wait. Scratch that one.

398
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,774
Mom! You've got to help.

399
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,811
They're cooking kids
in the school cafeteria.

400
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,879
Listen kids.
You're eight and
ten years old now.

401
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,216
I can't be fighting all
your battles for you.

402
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,217
But, Mom...

403
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,618
no "buts."

404
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,786
You march right back
to that school

405
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,556
look them in the eye
and say, "don't eat me."

406
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:17,824
Both:
Okay.

407
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:26,065
Since so many students have been
put on permanent detention...

408
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,834
( burps )

409
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,837
we've merged everyone
into a single class.

410
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,206
I trust there are no objections.

411
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,849
Detention.

412
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,494
Psst! Hey, you guys.

413
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:58,598
I was just thinking
that any of us could be next

414
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:02,802
So what do you say
we make a break for it?

415
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:13,713
Easy there, young man.

416
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,516
You'll only make yourself
tired and stringy.

417
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,452
Now to check
on the free-range children.

418
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:20,553
( all scream )

419
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,358
Hold on, kids!

420
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:28,461
I'm coming to rescue
the lot of you.

421
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,062
I'll.. ow!

422
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,064
Ah... I'm bad at this.

423
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:39,872
I'm going to enjoy
devouring you, Bart Simpson.

424
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:44,911
Yes, I believe I'll start,
as you've so often suggested

425
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,647
by eating your shorts.

426
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,848
( all whimpering )

427
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:51,918
( yells )

428
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,925
( kids moaning )

429
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,494
Don't worry, guys.

430
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:04,631
Something always
comes along to save us.

431
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:05,898
( screaming )

432
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,967
Nevertheless,
I remain confident

433
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,836
that something
will come along

434
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,104
and save the two
Simpson children.

435
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,007
( both screaming )

436
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,843
Ah!

437
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,278
Relax, honey.

438
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,981
You were just having
a crazy nightmare.

439
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,916
You're back with your family

440
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,918
where there's nothing
to be afraid of

441
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,321
except that fog
that turns people inside out.

442
00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:29,255
Huh?

443
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,089
Uh-oh.

444
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,924
It's seeping in.

445
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,126
Stupid, cheap
weather stripping.

446
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,128
( screaming )

447
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:37,697
( screaming )

448
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:44,871
( "One" playing )

449
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:46,706
* One

450
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,675
* Chorus line of people

451
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:51,978
* dancing till
they make us stop *

452
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:53,846
* Too

453
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,848
* many dancing people

454
00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:59,486
* covered with blood,
gore and glop *

455
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:02,489
* Just one sniff of that fog

456
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:06,859
* and you're inside out

457
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:10,296
* It's worse than that
flesh-eating virus *

458
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:14,567
* you've read about

459
00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:17,837
* Vital organs,
they are what we're dressed in *

460
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:22,008
* The family dog
is eyeing Bart's intestine *

461
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:26,513
* Happy Halloween.

462
00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:28,047
( music continuing )

463
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,788
Get off!

464
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,634
( screaming )