1 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,279 ( bell ringing ) 2 00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:15,383 D-OHH! 3 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:16,684 ( screams ) 4 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:40,108 LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A LEAK. 5 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:42,243 COULD YOU START FIXING IT PRETTY SOON? 6 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:44,078 THE BASEMENT IS GETTING AWFULLY FLOODED 7 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:45,946 AND I THINK THE CAT'S DOWN THERE. 8 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:46,880 ( gurgling meow ) 9 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:48,249 YEAH, I PROBABLY WON'T BE ABLE 10 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:51,752 TO GET THE PARTS I NEED FOR TWO... THREE WEEKS. 11 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:55,055 THAT'S IF I ORDER THEM TODAY, WHICH I WON'T. 12 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:56,457 OH, DEAR. 13 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:57,925 ( beeping ) 14 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:01,395 EMERGENCY CALL. GOTTA GO. 15 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:03,131 WHAT SHOULD WE DO UNTIL YOU GET BACK? 16 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:05,099 PUT A PAN DOWN THERE. 17 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,472 OH, IT DIDN'T WORK. 18 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,742 ( honking ) 19 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,744 LOUSY TRAFFIC JAMS. 20 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:20,314 THE TRAFFIC REPORT WILL GET ME OUT OF THIS ONE. 21 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:22,416 This is Arnie Pie. 22 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:25,219 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A LITTLE ACCIDENT THAT'S BACKING TRAFFIC UP 23 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:27,788 AS FAR AS THIS REPORTER CAN SEE. 24 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:39,433 HI, DAD. 25 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:49,310 HEY, HOW COME YOU GUYS GOT SUCH GREAT PARKING PLACES? 26 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:50,978 IT'S A SECRET. 27 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:52,280 SHH! SHUT UP. 28 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:56,850 OW! 29 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:04,225 ALL RIGHT, ECONO-SAVE, YOU JUST MADE THE LIST. 30 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:11,999 HEY, WILL YOU GUYS HELP ME FIX MY... 31 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:16,937 HEY, HOW COME YOU GUYS GOT BETTER CHAIRS THAN ME? 32 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,639 IT'S A SECRET. 33 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,073 SHH! SHUT UP. 34 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,815 HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO GO BOWLING TONIGHT? 35 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:28,982 NAH, WE'RE BUSY. 36 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:30,651 YEAH, WE GOT THINGS TO DO. 37 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:32,620 LIKE WHAT? 38 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,188 IT'S A SECRET. 39 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:37,157 SHUT UP. 40 00:02:37,191 --> 00:02:39,993 SO ANYWAY, LENNY AND KARL ARE NEVER AROUND ON WEDNESDAYS 41 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:42,896 AND THEY DON'T TELL ME WHERE THEY GO. 42 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:44,398 IT'S LIKE A CONSPIRACY. 43 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:46,734 A CONSPIRACY, EH? YOU THINK THEY MIGHT BE INVOLVED 44 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,736 IN THE KENNEDY ASSASSINATION IN SOME WAY? 45 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:51,539 I DO... NOW. 46 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:54,141 ANYWAY, I'M GOING TO FOLLOW THEM TONIGHT AND SEE WHERE THEY GO. 47 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,710 HOMER, DON'T START STALKING PEOPLE AGAIN. 48 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:58,879 IT'S SO ILLEGAL. 49 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:00,013 REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE STALKING 50 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:02,015 CHARLES KURALT BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT HE DUG UP YOUR GARDEN? 51 00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:03,351 WELL, SOMETHING DID. 52 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,886 I DON'T WANT YOU STALKING ANYONE TONIGHT. 53 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,222 OH, OKAY, HAVE IT YOUR OWN WAY, MARGE. 54 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:10,424 I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE. 55 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:13,861 I'M GOING OUTSIDE... 56 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,095 TO... 57 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:16,730 STALK... 58 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:19,567 LENNY AND KARL... 59 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,434 D-OHH! 60 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:36,384 ( chuckles ) 61 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:39,887 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FOLLOW THE YELLOW DRIP ROAD. 62 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,795 THERE'S OUR SECRET MEETING PLACE. 63 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:50,464 YES, LET'S GO INSIDE. SOUNDS GOOD. 64 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:56,970 WHOOP. 65 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:05,713 ( giggling ) 66 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,214 I CAN SEE EVERYTHING. 67 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,216 AND THEY'RE NONE THE WISER. 68 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,918 ( cracking ) 69 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,289 ( screaming ) 70 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:20,260 AN INTRUDER. 71 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:22,330 HE WILL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE. 72 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:24,765 YES, THE ULTIMATE PRICE. 73 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,800 GET OUT OF HERE. 74 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:32,906 I SAW WEIRD STUFF IN THAT PLACE LAST NIGHT. 75 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:36,344 WEIRD, STRANGE, SICK, TWISTED, EERIE, GODLESS, EVIL STUFF 76 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:38,145 AND I WANT IN. 77 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:40,348 WE DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, HOMER. 78 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:42,350 AND YOU CAN'T JOIN THE STONECUTTERS 79 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:44,251 BECAUSE IT'S TOO EXCLUSIVE. 80 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:47,821 WELL, IT WAS A REAL NICE SECRET ORGANIZATION WE HAD ONCE. 81 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:49,823 STONECUTTERS, EH? HOW DO I JOIN? 82 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,291 THERE ARE ONLY TWO WAYS TO GAIN MEMBERSHIP. 83 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:53,293 BE THE SON OF A STONECUTTER... 84 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:54,428 NEXT. 85 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:56,263 OR SAVE THE LIFE OF A STONECUTTER. 86 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,698 HEY! 87 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,467 I SAVED YOUR LIFE. 88 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:02,670 THAT EGG SANDWICH COULD HAVE KILLED YOU BY CHOLESTEROL. 89 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,104 FORGET IT, HOMER. 90 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,706 WHILE IT HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED THAT EGGS CONTAIN CHOLESTEROL 91 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:09,309 IT HAS NOT YET BEEN PROVEN CONCLUSIVELY THAT THEY ACTUALLY RAISE THE LEVEL 92 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:12,012 OF SERUM CHOLESTEROL IN THE HUMAN BLOODSTREAM. 93 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:13,213 SO ONE OF THOSE EGG COUNCIL CREEPS 94 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:14,314 GOT TO YOU TOO, HUH? 95 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:16,450 YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG, HOMER. 96 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:18,486 IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. 97 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:21,555 YOU'D BETTER RUN, EGG. 98 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:23,457 WHY DON'T PEOPLE LIKE ME, MARGE? 99 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:27,027 EVERYONE LIKES YOU. YOU'RE A WONDERFUL PERSON. 100 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,228 WHY DON'T THOSE STUPID IDIOTS 101 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:30,197 LET ME IN THEIR CRAPPY CLUB FOR JERKS? 102 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:31,732 I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL, HOMER. 103 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:33,233 IT IS. 104 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:36,036 IT'S BEEN HAPPENING TO ME ALL MY LIFE. 105 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:39,673 HEY, BILLY, HEY, JOEY 106 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:42,175 COME ON IN. THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM. 107 00:05:42,209 --> 00:05:43,844 SORRY. NOT YOU, HOMER. 108 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:44,912 WHY NOT? 109 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,683 BUT YOU LET IN HOMER GLUMPLET. 110 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:52,386 IT SAYS "NO HOMERS." 111 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:54,522 WE'RE ALLOWED TO HAVE ONE. 112 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:55,523 ( groans ) 113 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:58,692 I FELT SO LEFT OUT. 114 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:00,561 KIDS CAN BE SO CRUEL. 115 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:01,862 WE CAN? 116 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,397 THANKS, MOM. 117 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:05,399 Lisa: OW, CUT IT OUT, BART! 118 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:06,400 ( Bart laughing ) 119 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:08,769 I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO GET IN TO THE STONECUTTERS. 120 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,203 WHAT DO THEY DO THERE, DAD? 121 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:11,371 I'M A MEMBER. 122 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:14,074 WHAT DO THEY DO? WHAT DON'T THEY DO? 123 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:17,110 OH, THEY DO SO MANY THINGS, THEY NEVER STOP. 124 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,913 OH, THE THINGS THEY DO THERE-- MY STARS. 125 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,248 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY DO THERE, DO YOU? 126 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:22,182 NOT AS SUCH, NO. 127 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,784 I'M A STONECUTTER. 128 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,686 DAD, REMEMBER THOSE SELF-HYPNOSIS CLASSES 129 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,387 WE TOOK TO HELP US IGNORE GRANDPA? 130 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:29,122 DO I EVER. IT'S FIVE YEARS LATER, 131 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:31,459 AND I STILL THINK I'M A CHICKEN. I'M A CHICKEN, MARGE. 132 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:33,093 I KNOW, I KNOW. 133 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,228 MAYBE WE SHOULD BE LISTENING TO HIM, NOW. 134 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:36,296 I'M A MEMBER. 135 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:37,264 HUH? 136 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:38,198 WHAT? 137 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,266 WHAT? 138 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:40,200 HUH? 139 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,068 YOU'RE A MEMBER 140 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,069 OF THE STONECUTTERS, GRAMPA? 141 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,071 SURE, LET'S SEE. 142 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:47,441 I'M AN ELK, A MASON, A COMMUNIST. 143 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:50,277 I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE GAY AND LESBIAN ALLIANCE 144 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:51,945 FOR SOME REASON. 145 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:54,281 HERE IT IS-- THE STONECUTTERS. 146 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:56,717 THIS IS IT. MY TICKET IN. 147 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,753 THEY HAVE TO LET ME JOIN IF I'M THE SON OF A MEMBER. 148 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:01,889 I'LL TAKE THIS COMMUNIST ONE TOO. 149 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:04,391 COMING THROUGH. CAN'T THROW ME OUT. 150 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,659 MY FATHER'S A MEMBER. 151 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:06,927 I'M IN. I'M IN. 152 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,496 OKAY, OKAY. HOMER, YOU'RE IN. 153 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:10,263 JUST DON'T POINT THAT THING AT ME. 154 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:12,065 AH, THANKS, LENNY. 155 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,602 WHEN AM I GOING TO BE INITIATED? 156 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:16,770 AS SOON AS NUMBER ONE GETS HERE. 157 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:18,071 NUMBER ONE? 158 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,774 WHAT KIND OF STUPID WIENER NAME IS THAT? 159 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:24,177 HELLO. MY NAME IS NUMBER ONE. 160 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:25,613 ( laughs ) 161 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:26,814 AND SO FORTH. 162 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:28,582 WE CALL EACH OTHER BY NUMBER, NOT BY NAME. 163 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:30,450 CARL IS NUMBER 14. I'M NUMBER 12. 164 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:31,985 BURNSIE IS NUMBER 29. 165 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:33,521 YOU OUTRANK MR. BURNS HERE? 166 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,322 SURE, WATCH. 167 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,057 HEY, 29, GET OVER HERE. 168 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,193 ( honking ) 169 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:42,796 THANK YOU, SIR. MAY I HAVE ANOTHER? 170 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:46,800 PATIENCE, MONTY. 171 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,702 CLIMB THE LADDER. 172 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:51,805 IS HE THE LEADER? 173 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:53,340 OF THIS CHAPTER. 174 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:55,375 THERE ARE CHAPTERS ALL OVER THE WORLD. 175 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,177 AND IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD 176 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,612 THAT SOMEDAY A CHOSEN ONE WILL... 177 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:01,181 OKAY, OKAY. I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR LIFE STORY. 178 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:04,351 ( crowd giggling ) 179 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:06,720 LET THE INITIATION BEGIN. 180 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:09,723 ALL STONECUTTERS MUST TAKE THE LEAP OF FAITH. 181 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:13,126 IF YOU SURVIVE THIS FIVE-STORY PLUNGE 182 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,228 YOUR CHARACTER WILL BE PROVEN. 183 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:16,630 ( whimpering ) 184 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:18,065 HAPPY LANDINGS. 185 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,868 ( stonecutters laughing ) 186 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:23,170 ( floorboards cracking ) 187 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:24,171 ( yelling ) 188 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:25,573 ( thud ) 189 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:29,677 ( cracking and yelling ) 190 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:32,546 Homer: I THINK I HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN. 191 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:34,381 MY BLINDFOLD CAME OFF. 192 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:37,818 THIS RITUAL IS CALLED "CROSSING THE DESERT." 193 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,487 OW! OOH! OW! OOH! OW! 194 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,757 AND THIS WE CALL "THE UNBLINKING EYE." 195 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:47,094 OW! OOH! OW! OOH! OW! 196 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:50,097 HEY, HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT THE "CROSSING THE DESERT" 197 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,399 IS A LOT LIKE "THE UNBLINKING EYE"? 198 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:55,102 IT'S EXACTLY LIKE "THE WRECK OF THE HESPERUS." 199 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,570 AND NOW THE FINAL ORDEAL. 200 00:08:56,604 --> 00:09:00,507 "THE PADDLING OF THE SWOLLEN ASS WITH PADDLES." 201 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,510 OH! OW! OW! OW! OH! OW! 202 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,913 AND BY THE SACRED PARCHMENT I SWEAR 203 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:09,416 THAT IF I REVEAL THE SECRETS OF THE STONECUTTERS 204 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,351 MAY MY STOMACH BECOME BLOATED 205 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,688 AND MY HEAD BE PLUCKED OF ALL BUT THREE HAIRS. 206 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:16,590 I THINK HE SHOULD HAVE TO TAKE A DIFFERENT OATH. 207 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,759 EVERYONE TAKES THE SAME OATH. 208 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,761 WELCOME TO THE CLUB, NUMBER 908. 209 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:24,064 YOU HAVE JOINED THE SACRED ORDER OF THE STONECUTTERS 210 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:27,601 WHO SINCE ANCIENT TIMES HAVE SPLIT THE ROCKS OF IGNORANCE 211 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:30,203 THAT OBSCURE THE LIGHT OF KNOWLEDGE AND TRUTH. 212 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:33,206 NOW LET'S ALL GET DRUNK AND PLAY PING-PONG. 213 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,742 ( cheering ) 214 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:36,476 'CAUSE HE'S ALREADY KIND OF HEAVY, YOU KNOW... 215 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:40,914 WELL, TO BE HONEST 216 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:43,917 I NEVER GOT AROUND TO ORDERING THAT PART FOR YOU. 217 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:46,553 SO IT'S STILL GOING TO BE A COUPLE OF WEEKS. 218 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,454 OH, REALLY? 219 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,256 YES. 220 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,624 REALLY? 221 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:52,059 YES. YES! 222 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,662 BUT WHAT IF I WERE TO SHAKE YOUR HAND 223 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:55,595 IN THIS WISE? 224 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,130 WAH-WAH-WEH! 225 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:59,066 ( both trilling tongues ) 226 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:02,369 WHOA. I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE A MEMBER. 227 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,138 ( meows ) 228 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,640 ( sputtering ) 229 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,610 ( chuckling ) 230 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,312 SO LONG, SUCKERS. 231 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,626 SAME OLD SPACE, HUH, DAD? 232 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,996 YEP, BUT THEY GAVE ME THESE ROLLER BLADES 233 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:31,665 SO I CAN GLIDE TO THE FRONT DOOR. 234 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:32,766 OOP. 235 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,434 WHOA. 236 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,468 WHOA! 237 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:37,570 ( chuckling ): SWEET. 238 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,641 JEALOUS? 239 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,844 NO. WE'VE GOT THE SAME CHAIR. 240 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,679 YOU'RE JEALOUS. 241 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:47,547 YOUR MEMBERSHIP PACK. 242 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:48,949 WHAT'S THIS? 243 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:52,552 PUT THAT STICKER ON YOUR CAR SO YOU WON'T GET ANY TICKETS. 244 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:53,887 THIS OTHER ONE KEEPS PARAMEDICS FROM STEALING YOUR WALLET 245 00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:54,988 WHILE WORKING ON YOU. 246 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,890 OH, AND DON'T BOTHER CALLING 911 ANYMORE. 247 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,191 HERE'S THE REAL NUMBER. 248 00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:00,794 OOH. 249 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,062 I STILL DON'T BELIEVE 250 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:05,733 ALL THE FOUNDING FATHERS WERE STONECUTTERS. 251 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:08,635 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU TRUST YOUR STUPID SCHOOL BOOKS. 252 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,970 HERE'S WHAT REALLY HAPPENED 253 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:13,173 AT THE SIGNING OF THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE. 254 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:18,712 AND A NATION IS BORN. 255 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,513 NOW LET US PARTY 256 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:22,883 LIKE 'TWAS 1799! 257 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:25,318 ( cheering ) 258 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,354 ( chanting ): QUAFF! QUAFF! QUAFF! QUAFF! 259 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,489 QUAFF! QUAFF! QUAFF! QUAFF! 260 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,891 QUAFF! QUAFF! QUAFF! 261 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,692 PLEASE, SIR 262 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,694 YOU'RE DESTROYING MY ESTABLISHMENT. 263 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:35,729 WE JUST CREATED 264 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,564 THE GREATEST DEMOCRACY ON EARTH 265 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,032 YOU LOW-LIFE COMMONER! 266 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,533 OW! 267 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:41,735 YOU WANT TO SEE HOW DAVY CROCKETT 268 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,236 REALLY DIED AT THE ALAMO? 269 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:44,171 YOU MUST BE 18. 270 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,439 HOMER, A MAN WHO CALLED HIMSELF 271 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,741 YOU-KNOW-WHO 272 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:50,077 JUST INVITED YOU TO A SECRET WINK-WINK 273 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,511 AT THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT. 274 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:55,115 YOU CERTAINLY ARE POPULAR NOW THAT YOU'RE A STONECUTTER. 275 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,549 OH, YEAH. 276 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:59,386 "BEER BUSTS, BEER BLASTS, KEGGERS, STEIN HOISTS 277 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,388 A.A. MEETINGS, BEER NIGHT." 278 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,523 IT'S WONDERFUL, MARGE. 279 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,726 I'VE NEVER FELT SO ACCEPTED IN ALL MY LIFE. 280 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,396 THESE PEOPLE LOOK DEEP WITHIN MY SOUL 281 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,964 AND ASSIGN ME A NUMBER 282 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:14,434 BASED ON THE ORDER IN WHICH I JOINED. 283 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:19,973 * WHO CONTROLS THE BRITISH CROWN? * 284 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:22,642 * WHO KEEPS THE METRIC SYSTEM DOWN? * 285 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,577 * WE DO 286 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:26,613 * WE DO 287 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,982 * WHO LEAVES ATLANTIS OFF THE MAPS? * 288 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:31,151 * WHO KEEPS THE MARTIANS UNDER WRAPS? * 289 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,786 * WE DO 290 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,822 * WE DO 291 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:39,292 * WHO HOLDS BACK THE ELECTRIC CAR? * 292 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,995 * WHO MAKES STEVE GUTTENBERG 293 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,763 * A STAR? 294 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,732 * WE DO 295 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,835 * WE DO 296 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:50,003 * WHO ROBS GAME FISH OF THEIR SIGHT? * 297 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,005 * WHO RIGS EVERY OSCAR NIGHT? 298 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:55,342 * WE DO 299 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:59,779 * WE DO! 300 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:00,914 THANK YOU. 301 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,183 TONIGHT WE ARE HERE TO COMMEMORATE 302 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:06,353 OUR GLORIOUS SOCIETY'S 1,500th ANNIVERSARY. 303 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,289 AND IN HONOR OF THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION 304 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,858 WE'RE HAVING RIBS. 305 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,026 ( cheering ) 306 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,761 UH-OH. I NEED A BIB. 307 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,763 IF I SLOP ANY ON MY SHIRT 308 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,699 I COULD LOSE THE RESPECT OF MY BELOVED BRETHREN. 309 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,669 SO LET US REJOICE AND ENJOY OUR MEAL 310 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:26,106 IN THE SHADOW OF THE HALLOWED SACRED PARCHMENT. 311 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,908 ( men gasping ) 312 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:30,844 HOMER. 313 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:32,379 HUH? OH. YEAH. 314 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,947 THANKS, LENNY. 315 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:34,982 ( murmuring ) 316 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,816 THIS IS JUST APPALLING AND OUTRAGEOUS. 317 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:39,052 WHAT? DID I MISS SOMETHING? 318 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:42,022 ( murmuring ) 319 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:44,657 Lenny: HOMER, NO. THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS, 320 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,326 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 321 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,995 YOU REALLY ARE STUPID. 322 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,563 ( clamoring ) 323 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:56,136 AND THE OFFICIAL STONECUTTER UNDERWEAR TOO. 324 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,704 AW... 325 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,910 ( ghostly moaning ) 326 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,077 PLEASE DON'T KICK ME OUT. 327 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,979 THIS SOCIETY'S EVERYTHING TO ME. 328 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,514 PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE. 329 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,249 I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON! 330 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,484 I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON! 331 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,852 Man: THAT'S IT! 332 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,087 ( clamoring ) 333 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,355 HOW CAN WE PUNISH HIM FURTHER? GET HIM OUT. 334 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,656 OH. SORRY. 335 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,259 HOMER SIMPSON, FOR YOUR CONTINUING 336 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:23,696 AND BAFFLING DESECRATION OF OUR BELOVED SACRED PARCHMENT 337 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,698 YOU ARE HEREBY BANISHED 338 00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,867 FROM THE STONECUTTERS FOREVER. 339 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:32,839 AND AS A FINAL HUMILIATION, YOU MUST WALK HOME NAKED 340 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,743 DRAGGING BEHIND YOU THE STONE OF SHAME. 341 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,451 ( gasping ) 342 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,852 ( all gasping ) 343 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,020 THE MARK! 344 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,188 OH, THAT. 345 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,923 IT'S JUST A BIRTHMARK. 346 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,858 I'LL THANK YOU NOT TO STARE. 347 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,061 HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE. 348 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:59,199 YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE 349 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:02,069 WHOM THE SACRED PARCHMENT PROPHESIED 350 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,903 WOULD LEAD US TO GLORY! 351 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,072 NOW, TO THE TOP 352 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,640 OF MOUNT SPRINGFIELD FOR THE CORONATION! 353 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,742 REMOVE THE STONE OF SHAME. 354 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,411 WOO-HOO! 355 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,313 ATTACH THE STONE 356 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,781 OF TRIUMPH! 357 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,416 ( moans ) 358 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,884 ( men cheering ) 359 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,687 ( Homer grunting ) 360 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,431 ( Homer giggling ) 361 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,899 WOW. 362 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,135 MENTAL NOTE: DON'T OVERDO THIS. 363 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:40,073 ( giggling ) 364 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,241 ( humming ) 365 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,942 PEEKABOO! 366 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,250 I ALWAYS WONDERED IF THERE WAS A GOD 367 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,751 AND NOW I KNOW. 368 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,753 THERE IS, AND IT'S ME. 369 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,155 YOU'RE NOT A GOD, HOMER. 370 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,923 REMEMBER, DAD, ALL GLORY IS FLEETING. 371 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:57,757 SO. 372 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,959 BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH. 373 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:00,793 NO. 374 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:01,761 DAD, I KNOW 375 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:02,762 YOU THINK YOU'RE HAPPY NOW, 376 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,863 BUT IT'S NOT GONNA LAST FOREVER. 377 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:04,764 EVERYTHING LASTS FOREVER. 378 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:05,932 DON'T YOU SEE. 379 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,134 GETTING WHAT YOU WANT ALL THE TIME 380 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,436 WILL ULTIMATELY LEAVE YOU UNFULFILLED AND JOYLESS. 381 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,970 REMOVE THE GIRL. 382 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,206 DAD, YOU'RE NOT WITH YOUR STONECUTTERS NOW. 383 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:17,010 THERE ARE NO LACKEYS AROUND TO CARRY OUT YOUR... 384 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,985 All: ANOTHER STRIKE FOR THE CHOSEN ONE! 385 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,087 WHOO-HOO! 386 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,462 THAT'S JUST AN EXCELLENT BREAK. 387 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,030 MOST ASSUREDLY. ABSOLUTELY. 388 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:37,897 WHOO-HOO! 389 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,372 UH... 390 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,573 I'M OUT. 391 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,575 NO, NO, NO, NO, HOMER. 392 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,244 YOU HAVE THE ROYAL, UM... SAMPLER. 393 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,213 OH, I WIN AGAIN, DON'T I? 394 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,214 WHOO-HOO. 395 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:57,016 ( all talking ) 396 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,319 YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU GUYS ARE LETTI ME WIN. 397 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,688 NO, NO. NO. NO, NO. 398 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,022 NO, NO. NO. NO, NO. 399 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:06,193 FROM NOW ON, I WANT YOU TO BE HONEST WITH ME. 400 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,827 I MEAN, I'M NOT PERFECT, RIGHT? 401 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,863 UH... YA... NA... 402 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:15,202 UM... WELL... YA.. NE... NA... UM... 403 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,869 YA... UM... NA... MM... 404 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,037 RUN. 405 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:21,241 All: AAH! 406 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,212 THE GRAND EXULTED LEADER REQUESTS 407 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,080 A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME. 408 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,781 CLASS DISMISSED. 409 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,583 Children: YAY! 410 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,285 YAY! 411 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,353 ( groans ) 412 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,222 LISA, YOU WERE RIGHT. 413 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,789 MY HAPPINESS IS FADING. 414 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,691 YOU'RE EXPERIENCING SPIRITUAL EMPTINESS 415 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,693 BECAUSE YOUR POWER HAS ISOLATED YOU 416 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,095 FROM OTHER HUMAN BEINGS. 417 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,197 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "ISOLATED"? 418 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,099 ( voice echoing ) 419 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:49,202 WELL, MAYBE YOU COULD REACH OUT TO THE COMMUNITY 420 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,138 AND HELP OTHER PEOPLE. 421 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,406 HMM, I COULD HELP OTHERS. 422 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,743 I'LL GET A BUNCH OF MONKEYS, DRESS THEM UP 423 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,912 AND MAKE THEM REENACT THE CIVIL WAR. 424 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,149 DAD, THAT DOESN'T HELP PEOPLE. 425 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,250 COULDN'T HURT 426 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:06,253 UNLESS THE MONKEYS START HURTING PEOPLE 427 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,621 WHICH THEY ALMOST CERTAINLY WOULD. 428 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,557 ( cheering and hooting ) 429 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,159 ( pounding gavel ) 430 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,793 BROTHERS! BROTHERS! 431 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,328 ( cheering ) 432 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:18,097 BROTHERS, I'VE LEARNED A WONDERFUL LESSON. 433 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:21,401 HELPING OTHERS MAKES OUR OWN LIVES BETTER 434 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,803 AND MAKES US BETTER PEOPLE 435 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:26,939 SO INSTEAD OF JUST SHOOTING POOL AND DRINKING BEER 436 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:30,177 LET US STONECUTTERS USE WHAT WE HAVE 437 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,145 TO HELP THE LESS FORTUNATE. 438 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:35,682 ( cricket chirping ) 439 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,250 HE'S GONE MAD WITH POWER 440 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,652 LIKE THAT ALBERT SCHWEITZER GUY. 441 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,995 WHEE! 442 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,299 OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 443 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,667 SOMEBODY GET THE JAWS OF LIFE! 444 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:57,837 ( groaning ) 445 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:58,971 HIGHER! 446 00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,340 HIGHER! 447 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,510 I'LL GIVE YOU HIGHER, MY FILTHY LITTLE URCHIN. 448 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:04,811 ( groans ) 449 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,379 OHH! 450 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,647 AH! 451 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,317 YOU'VE WON THIS ROUND, BUT... 452 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,484 OHH! 453 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,188 ( all grumbling ) 454 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,891 OH, THANK YOU, MR. SIMPSON. 455 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:22,061 IT LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER. 456 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,231 A BEAUTIFUL SKY BLUE. 457 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,535 YOU WERE RIGHT, LISA. 458 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:31,638 I'VE NEVER FELT SO SPIRITUALLY FULFILLED 459 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,741 AND WITH MY BROTHERS THE STONECUTTERS BEHIND ME 460 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:39,212 THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A BETTER WORLD FOR ALL OF US. 461 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,713 WE GOT TO KILL HIM! 462 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,181 TAKE IT EASY, MOE. 463 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,217 LET'S HEAR FROM THE STONECUTTER WORLD COUNCIL 464 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,219 BEFORE WE ACT TOO RASHLY. 465 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:47,153 KILL HIM! 466 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:47,987 KILL HIM! 467 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:48,888 KILL THE FOOL! 468 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,056 AFRAID I HAVE TO DISAGREE 469 00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:52,091 WITH ORVILLE, JACK, AND MISTER. 470 00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:55,362 CAN'T WE JUST DO SOMETHING TO HIS VOICE BOX? 471 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,730 WE MIGHT AS WELL FACE THE TRUTH. 472 00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:01,434 AS LONG AS WE'RE STONECUTTERS, HE WILL CONTROL OUR LIVES. 473 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:06,873 MAYBE, BUT MAYBE WE DON'T WANT TO BE STONECUTTERS NO MORE. 474 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,246 Barney: HEY, THIS IS AS GOOD AS ANYPLACE. 475 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,581 ( all clamoring ) 476 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,349 SILENCE! 477 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:19,185 I NOW CALL TO ORDER THE FIRST MEETING 478 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,788 OF THE ANCIENT MYSTIC SOCIETY OF... 479 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,290 NO HOMERS. 480 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,624 ( cheering ) 481 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,025 ( tapping ) 482 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,294 HEY, FELLAS 483 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,561 CAN I JOIN? 484 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,397 SORRY. NO HOMERS. 485 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,798 ( dopey laughter ) 486 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:32,865 AW! 487 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,967 LOYAL STONECUTTERS 488 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:38,805 LET US BEGIN OUR REENACTMENT OF THE BATTLE OF GETTYSBURG! 489 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,408 ( monkeys chattering ) 490 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:44,210 HOMER, YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP HANGING OUT 491 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,745 WITH THESE COLOBUS MONKEYS. 492 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,780 SOMEBODY'S GOING TO GET PARASITES. 493 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:51,284 OH, MARGE, KIDS, I MISS MY CLUB. 494 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:54,153 OH, HOMEY. 495 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:58,558 YOU KNOW, YOU ARE A MEMBER OF A VERY EXCLUSIVE CLUB. 496 00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,626 THE BLACK PANTHERS? 497 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,093 NO. 498 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,462 THE FAMILY SIMPSON 499 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:05,064 WHICH HAS JUST FIVE MEMBERS 500 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,467 AND ONLY TWO OF THOSE MEMBERS 501 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,336 HAVE SPECIAL RINGS. 502 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:10,737 YEAH! YEAH! 503 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,238 ( whistles sounding ) 504 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,341 I MEANT OUR WEDDING RINGS! 505 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,611 YOU KNOW, MARGE, YOU'RE RIGHT. 506 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:21,681 THE SIMPSON FAMILY IS THE BEST POSSIBLE CLUB 507 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:24,651 I COULD BELONG TO. 508 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:25,618 OW! 509 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:28,020 OW! AH! ACK! AH! 510 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:30,357 THIS CLUB BETTER BE WORTH IT! 511 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,491 OW! EE! AH! 512 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,125 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 513 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,361 IT'S LISA'S TURN. 514 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,807 * WHO CONTROLS THE BRITISH CROWN? * 515 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,009 * WHO KEEPS THE METRIC SYSTEM DOWN? * 516 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:54,180 * WE DO, WE DO 517 00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:56,349 * WHO LEAVES ATLANTIS OFF THE MAPS? * 518 00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:58,184 * WHO KEEPS THE MARTIANS UNDER WRAPS? * 519 00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:02,154 * WE DO, WE DO 520 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:06,859 * WHO HOLDS BACK THE ELECTRIC CAR? * 521 00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:09,228 * WHO MAKES STEVE GUTTENBERG 522 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:11,163 * A STAR? 523 00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:15,201 * WE DO, WE DO 524 00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:17,303 * WHO ROBS GAME FISH OF THEIR SIGHT? * 525 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,338 * WHO RIGS EVERY OSCAR NIGHT? 526 00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:22,875 * WE DO 527 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:26,212 * WE DO! 528 00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:28,515 SHH! Lenny: SHUT UP!