1 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,245 ( bell ringing ) 2 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:15,483 D-OHH! 3 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:16,684 ( screams ) 4 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,102 WE NOW RETURN TO KNIGHTBOAT. 5 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:35,403 THE CRIME-SOLVING BOAT. 6 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:36,337 FASTER KNIGHTBOAT. 7 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,038 WE'VE GOT TO CATCH THOSE STARFISH POACHERS. 8 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:39,573 You don't have to yell, Michael. 9 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:40,508 I'm all around you. 10 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:43,777 OH, NO! THEY'RE HEADED FOR LAND. 11 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:48,949 WE'LL NEVER CATCH THEM NOW. 12 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:49,917 Incorrect. 13 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,185 Look-- a canal. 14 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:52,520 GO, KNIGHTBOAT, GO! 15 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,021 EVERY WEEK THERE'S A CANAL. 16 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,523 OR AN INLET. 17 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:56,657 OR A FJORD. 18 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:59,460 QUIET! I WILL NOT HEAR ANOTHER WORD AGAINST THE BOAT. 19 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:01,862 OKAY, TV OFF-- IT'S FAMILY TIME. 20 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,431 OH, BUT, MARGE! 21 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:07,468 KNIGHTBOAT-- THE CRIME-SOLVING BOAT. 22 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:08,636 HOMER, YOU PROMISED-- 23 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:11,139 ONE NIGHT OF FAMILY TIME A WEEK. 24 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:14,041 BESIDES, THAT BACK-TALKING BOAT SETS A BAD EXAMPLE. 25 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,476 SAYS YOU, WOMAN. 26 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,578 ( all groaning ) 27 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:20,514 ALL RIGHT, FAMILY TIME BEGINS NOW. 28 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:24,385 ( ticking ) 29 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,120 ( yawns ) 30 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:27,655 ( yawns ) 31 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,457 ( rapid ticking ) 32 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:30,424 HOMER! 33 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:31,659 IT WAS BART. 34 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:34,628 WHY DON'T WE ALL LOOK AT THE PHOTO ALBUM? 35 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:36,497 SO MANY MEMORIES. 36 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:37,465 AH, LOOK... 37 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:38,766 KNIGHTBOAT. 38 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:40,934 Lisa and Bart: AW... 39 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:43,837 AND HERE'S OUR TV NEXT TO THE MIRROR. 40 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:46,407 IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE TWO. 41 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,942 WOW. TWO. WOW. TWO. 42 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:50,411 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH-- TWO. 43 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,480 LET'S GET TO THE BABY PICTURES. 44 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:53,981 ( Homer, Bart and Lisa groan) 45 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:55,283 THAT'S EXCITING. 46 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:57,285 Bart: OH, PLEASE. 47 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:58,919 ( Lisa chuckling ) 48 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,354 ( Bart snickering ) 49 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,023 HERE'S BART SLEEPING. 50 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:04,758 HERE HE IS DOZING. 51 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:07,661 HERE HE IS AFTER A VISIT FROM THE SANDMAN. 52 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:10,464 OOH, HERE'S NAPPY-TIME, BART. 53 00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:13,267 HERE'S A CUTE ONE-- HE'S ALL TUCKERED OUT. 54 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:16,204 WHY AREN'T THERE ANY PICTURES OF MAGGIE? 55 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:18,372 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU ASKED. 56 00:02:18,406 --> 00:02:20,841 IT'S ACTUALLY A VERY INTERESTING STORY. 57 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:22,376 ( Bart and Lisa groan ) 58 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:26,146 IT ALL BEGAN ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO BEFORE MAGGIE WAS EVEN BORN. 59 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,216 BART, YOU WERE LISA'S AGE. 60 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:31,652 AND LISA, YOU WERE... THE AGE BART WAS SEVERAL YEARS AGO. 61 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:33,321 GET THE CAMERA READY. 62 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:34,622 ( yawning ): BART VERY SLEEPY. 63 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:37,725 LISTEN CAREFULLY, AND MY WORDS WILL SHAPE IMAGES 64 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,827 AS CLEAR AS ANY TV SHOW. 65 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:42,563 IT WAS A TUMULTUOUS TIME FOR OUR NATION. 66 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:46,667 THE CLEAR BEVERAGE CRAZE GAVE US ALL A REASON TO LIVE. 67 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:49,503 THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY SHOWED THE AVERAGE PERSON 68 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:52,240 WHAT SOME NERD THINKS ABOUT STAR TREK 69 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:55,543 AND THE DOMESTICATION OF THE DOG CONTINUED UNABATED. 70 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:59,046 I WAS AT MY WORKSTATION WHEN SUDDENLY... 71 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:00,648 Man: Attention, American workers. 72 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:04,685 Your plant has been taken over by an all-star team 73 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:06,487 of freelance terrorists. 74 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,923 NOT ON MY SHIFT! 75 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:17,265 ( karate yells ) 76 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:19,733 OH, NO, YOU DON'T. 77 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:23,604 SIMPSON 10, TERRORISTS 8. 78 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,839 ( chuckling ) 79 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:28,409 Marge: HOMER, TELL THE STORY RIGHT. 80 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:29,710 Homer: OKAY. 81 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:34,081 ( coughing ) 82 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:35,716 HOMER, YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR. 83 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,084 I DON'T THINK A HEALTHY MAN 84 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:38,619 CAN MAKE THAT KIND OF SMELL. 85 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:39,787 YOUR PAYCHECKS, GENTLEMEN. 86 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:42,456 ( gasps ) 87 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:43,624 WHOO-HOO! 88 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:44,958 THIS IS IT. 89 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:47,060 WITH THIS SINGLE, GLORIOUS CHECK 90 00:03:47,094 --> 00:03:50,130 I'M FINALLY COMPLETELY OUT OF DEBT! 91 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:57,605 YES! WITH MY BILLS PAID OFF 92 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,807 I CAN FINALLY QUIT THIS LOUSY JOB. 93 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,909 BUT HOMER, HOW YOU GOING TO MAKE A LIVING? 94 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:03,911 DON'T WORRY ABOUT HOMER J. 95 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,746 I'VE GOT A PLAN... 96 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:08,215 A PLAN THAT WILL FIX YOU GOOD. 97 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,650 HEY, WHAT DID WE DO? 98 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:11,652 SORRY. THAT JUST SLIPPED OUT. 99 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:12,620 I'LL MISS YOU. 100 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:14,254 DID YOU HEAR ME? 101 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:16,657 I SAID I QUIT, MONTY! 102 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:19,827 AND SINCE I QUIT, I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT. 103 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,228 IS THAT SO? 104 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,630 OOH, LOVELY DESK. 105 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:24,832 IT WOULD BE TOO BAD IF SOMEONE... 106 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,600 OH, I DON'T KNOW... 107 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:29,470 DIDN'T USE A COASTER! 108 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:30,438 ( gasps ) 109 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:31,572 ( cackling ) 110 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:32,973 SUCH A NICE, TIDY OFFICE. 111 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:36,310 MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU STARTED LIVING LIKE A PIG! 112 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:37,645 ( grunting ) 113 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:38,779 ( sputtering ) 114 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:43,684 OH, I HOPE I HAVEN'T UPSET YOU... BONGO HEAD! 115 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:47,588 ( chanting gibberish ) 116 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,758 I SHOULD BE RESISTING THIS, BUT I'M PARALYZED WITH RAGE 117 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,494 AND ISLAND RHYTHMS. 118 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:54,862 ( cheering ) 119 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,263 WAY TO GO! 120 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,699 WAY TO PLAY THE BOSS'S HEAD LIKE A BONGO, HOMER. 121 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:01,902 HE'S GETTING A PRETTY GOOD SOUND OUT OF THAT GUY. 122 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,505 AND.... UH! 123 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,807 EE! OOH! OW! UH! 124 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,810 THAT'S FOR EMPLOYING ME FOR EIGHT YEARS! 125 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:11,244 ( laughing ) 126 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:16,650 AND THAT IS THAT. 127 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:21,455 GOOD-BYE, MIND-NUMBING, BACKBREAKING LABOR FOREVER. 128 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:24,425 HELLO, DREAM JOB IN PARADISE. 129 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:28,061 ( contented sigh ) 130 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:34,034 AND NOW, THE FINAL PHASE OF MY PLAN. 131 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:39,006 HEY, BARNEY, ANY CHANCE YOU CAN GET ME A JOB HERE? 132 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,508 OH, SURE, HOMER. 133 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:43,043 I TOLD YOU, MY UNCLE OWNS THE PLACE. 134 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,979 HEY, UNCLE AL, CAN HOMER HAVE A JOB? 135 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,214 SURE. 136 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:48,348 WHOO-HOO! 137 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:50,551 ( giggling ) 138 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:51,752 BARNEY, YOU'RE FIRED. 139 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:52,720 OKAY. 140 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:54,755 SHOW UP TOMORROW. BRING THREE RAGS. 141 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,390 OH, AND CHANGE YOUR PANTS. 142 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:57,224 WHY? 143 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:58,626 WHEN IT HAPPENS, YOU'LL KNOW. 144 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:02,229 YOU'RE A PIN MONKEY? 145 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:04,832 WOW. FINALLY I DON'T HAVE TO BE ASHAMED 146 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:05,899 OF MY FATHER'S JOB. 147 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:07,835 I THINK IT'S ROMANTIC. 148 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,670 THROWING OFF YOUR SHACKLES OF THE WORKDAY WORLD 149 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,739 AND FOLLOWING A DREAM... OF SORTS. 150 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,941 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 151 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:17,010 CAN WE GET BY ON A PIN MONKEY'S SALARY? 152 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,111 DON'T WORRY, MARGE. 153 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:20,514 I'VE COME UP WITH A PERFECTLY BALANCED BUDGET. 154 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:22,516 THERE WILL BE EXACTLY ENOUGH MONEY 155 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:24,752 FOR YOU, ME, BART AND LISA 156 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:27,588 IF WE MAKE A FEW SMALL SACRIFICES. 157 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:30,424 MM-HMM. 158 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:33,694 FROM NOW ON, WE USE REGULAR TOILET PAPER 159 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:36,096 NOT THAT FANCY QUILTED KIND. 160 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,798 ( grunting ) 161 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:40,033 ONLY ONE OF YOU KIDS CAN GO TO COLLEGE. 162 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,902 FINE. FINE. 163 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:46,974 THAT NIGHT YOUR MOTHER AND I WENT OUT FOR A ROMANTIC EVENING 164 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,909 TO CELEBRATE THE START OF OUR NEW LIFE. 165 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,878 WE BEGAN WITH DINNER AND DANCING. 166 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,813 * At the Copa 167 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:55,282 * Copacabana 168 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:57,818 * the hottest spot north of Havana * 169 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,386 * at the Copa... 170 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,555 ( humming ) 171 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:04,592 FOLLOWED BY A STROLL ON THE BEACH. 172 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:11,799 MARGE. 173 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:13,433 HOMER. 174 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:16,136 I'VE GOT SAND IN MY UNDERPANTS. 175 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,171 ME TOO. LET'S GO HOME. 176 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,284 ( groaning ) 177 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:33,854 ( chuckling ) 178 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:37,390 ( groaning ) 179 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:40,794 I LOVE YOU, MARGE. 180 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:43,931 I LOVE YOU, TOO, HOMEY. 181 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,432 EVERYTHING IN OUR LIVES 182 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,535 IS FINALLY PERFECTLY BALANCED. 183 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:51,304 I HOPE THINGS STAY EXACTLY LIKE THIS FOREVER. 184 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,173 MM-HMM. 185 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:57,210 D-OHH! 186 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:58,211 D-OHH! 187 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:00,313 D-OHH! D-OHH! D-OHH! 188 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:01,682 WHOO-HOO! 189 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:06,386 OOH... DID YOU HAVE TO BE SO GRAPHIC? 190 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:07,521 IT'S OKAY, MARGE. 191 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:10,023 THEY PAVE THE WAY FOR THIS KIND OF FILTH IN SCHOOL. 192 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:12,626 SO DAD, WERE YOU EXCITED THAT MOM WAS PREGNANT? 193 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,995 ACTUALLY, YOUR MOTHER HADN'T TOLD ME YET. 194 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:18,331 AT THAT TIME, I HAD NO IDEA MAGGIE EVEN EXISTED. 195 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:20,333 DAD! DAD! 196 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,603 HI, MAGGIE. 197 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:30,377 SO ANYHOO, BACK THEN THERE WAS NO WAY FOR ME TO KNOW 198 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:31,845 YOUR MOTHER WAS PREGNANT. 199 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,048 ( retching ) 200 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:37,517 MARGE, YOU TIE UP THE BATHROOM EVERY MORNING. 201 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:39,519 I'VE GOT TO WASH MY HAIR. 202 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,889 THE NEXT FEW WEEKS AT MY DREAM JOB 203 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:44,524 WERE LIKE A WONDERFUL WAKING COMA. 204 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:48,228 HEY, HOMER. 205 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,429 HI THERE, HOMER. 206 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:50,898 HI, THERE. 207 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:51,999 HI THERE, HOMER. 208 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,100 HI. 209 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:55,535 ( sniffing ) 210 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:58,471 MMM, BOWLING FRESH. 211 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,276 ( sniffing ) 212 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:06,479 MMM, URINAL FRESH. 213 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:09,583 ( bell dings ) 214 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,421 ( whirring ) 215 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:15,555 ( bell dings ) 216 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:21,394 HOMER, DID YOU POLISH YOUR HEAD IN THE SHINE-O BALL-O? 217 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:22,395 NO. 218 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:23,597 OKAY, THEN. 219 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,432 WHOO! 220 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:27,267 I SLOWLY LEARNED 221 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,370 THE INTRICATE MYSTERIES OF THE ALLEY 222 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:34,007 LIKE WHERE THE PINS GO AFTER THEY'RE KNOCKED DOWN. 223 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,291 MM-MMM. 224 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:52,793 I WAS IN HEAVEN. 225 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,128 IF HORSE RACING IS THE SPORT OF KINGS 226 00:09:55,162 --> 00:10:00,433 THEN SURELY BOWLING IS A... VERY GOOD SPORT AS WELL. 227 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:01,501 GREAT JOB, HOMER. 228 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,136 THANKS A LOT, HOMER. 229 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,404 YOU'RE THE BEST. 230 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:10,077 * I'M GONNA MAKE IT AFTER ALL. 231 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,278 ( grunts ) 232 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:13,747 CONGRATULATIONS, MRS. SIMPSON. 233 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,148 YOU'RE PREGNANT. 234 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:17,150 MMM... 235 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,252 AM I TO TAKE IT THAT THIS IS... 236 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,420 ( chuckles ) 237 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,955 ...AN UNWANTED PREGNANCY? 238 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:24,858 OH, NO, NO, NOT EXACTLY. 239 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:27,427 IT'S JUST THAT I HAVEN'T TOLD HOMER YET 240 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,796 AND WITH HIS NEW JOB 241 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:31,631 I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD THIS. 242 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:35,035 WELL, YOU KNOW, A HEALTHY BABY CAN BRING UPWARDS OF $60,000. 243 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,369 WHAT?! 244 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,438 OF COURSE THAT WAS JUST A TEST. 245 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,709 HAD YOU REACTED DIFFERENTLY, YOU'D BE IN JAIL RIGHT NOW. 246 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,010 SIMPLY A TEST. 247 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:43,944 ( laughing ) 248 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,445 SO IN A FEW MONTHS 249 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,148 BOTH OF YOU WILL HAVE A BRAND NEW BROTHER OR SISTER. 250 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,449 BEEN THERE. DONE THAT. 251 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,617 I HOPE IT'S A GIRL. 252 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,519 YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT GENETICS, LIS. 253 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,955 IT GOES BOY, GIRL, BOY, GIRL. 254 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,557 YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT TELLING DAD, AREN'T YOU, MOM? 255 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:58,826 WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? 256 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:01,361 YOU'VE BEEN IN MY ROOM FOR ABOUT FOUR HOURS NOW. 257 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,230 HEY, I'M JUST HANGING. 258 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,139 HOMEY, I... 259 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,540 CAN'T TALK. PRAYING. 260 00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:16,543 DEAR LORD, THE GODS HAVE BEEN GOOD TO ME 261 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:18,145 AND I AM THANKFUL. 262 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,313 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE 263 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:24,184 EVERYTHING IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT JUST THE WAY IT IS. 264 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,518 MMM... 265 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:26,686 SO HERE'S THE DEAL. 266 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,655 YOU FREEZE EVERYTHING AS IT IS 267 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,891 AND I WON'T ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE. 268 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,025 IF THAT IS OKAY 269 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:34,061 PLEASE GIVE ME ABSOLUTELY NO SIGN. 270 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,262 OKAY, DEAL. 271 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,530 IN GRATITUDE, I PRESENT YOU THIS OFFERING 272 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:38,899 OF COOKIES AND MILK. 273 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,234 IF YOU WANT ME TO EAT THEM FOR YOU 274 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,502 GIVE ME NO SIGN. 275 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,838 THY WILL BE DONE. 276 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,406 ( gulping ) 277 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,608 OOGIE-BOOGIE-BOOGIE- BOOGIE-BOOGIE-BOO. 278 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,878 OOGIE-BOOGIE- BOOGIE-BOOGIE-BOO. 279 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,012 ( coughing ) 280 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,413 ( baby coughs ) 281 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,582 I'VE GOT TO TELL HOMER ABOUT THIS BABY 282 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:58,585 IN JUST THE RIGHT WAY AND AT JUST THE RIGHT TIME. 283 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:01,721 UNTIL THEN, PLEASE, KEEP THIS TO YOURSELVES. 284 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,090 OH, IF HE FOUND OUT NOW 285 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,292 IT WOULD PROBABLY DESTROY HIM, HUH? 286 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,127 OH, YES. 287 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,528 GOTTA GO. GOTTA GO. 288 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,897 WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT! 289 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,431 I KNOW THAT LOOK. 290 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,400 NOW, PROMISE YOU WON'T TELL HOMER. 291 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:16,636 OH, WE PROMISE WE WON'T TELL... HOMER. 292 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,277 HELLO, IS THIS A. AARONSON? 293 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,546 IT MIGHT INTEREST YOU TO KNOW 294 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,482 THAT MARGE SIMPSON IS PREGNANT AGAIN. 295 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:34,654 JUST THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW, MR. ZAKOWSKI. 296 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:35,555 ( sighs ) 297 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,290 THERE. 298 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:40,560 AARONSON AND ZAKOWSKI ARE THE TWO BIGGEST GOSSIPS IN TOWN. 299 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,695 IN AN HOUR, EVERYONE WILL KNOW. 300 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:47,667 AH... ANOTHER PERFECT DAY IN MY PERFECT LIFE 301 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,736 WITH MY PERFECT JOB. 302 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,572 HEY, JUST HEARD THE NEWS OVER THE SQUAWK BOX. 303 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,907 THAT'S NICE WORK, HOMER. 304 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,308 THANK YOU! 305 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,643 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 306 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,578 IT IS NICE WORK. 307 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,948 OH, MR. SIMPSON, I HAVE JUST HEARD 308 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,615 ABOUT THE LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY. 309 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:03,683 CONGRATULATIONS, SIR. 310 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:04,684 IT'S TRUE. 311 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,086 THE BUNDLE IS LITTLE 312 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,621 BUT I'M NOT IN IT FOR THE MONEY. 313 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,691 HEY, HOMER 314 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,693 WAY TO GET MARGE PREGNANT. 315 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:14,995 HEH-HEH-HEH. 316 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,764 THIS IS GETTING VERY ABSTRACT, BUT THANK YOU. 317 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,400 I DO ENJOY WORKING AT THE BOWLING ALLEY. 318 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,536 All: SURPRISE! 319 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,138 BABY SHOWER! 320 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,539 BABY SHOWER? 321 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,708 YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T TOLD HOMER YET 322 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,643 AND HE'LL BE HOME ANY MINUTE. 323 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:31,845 OH, REALLY? OH, REALLY? 324 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:33,981 ( gasps ) 325 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,549 PHEW. 326 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:39,219 MAN, IT'S WINDY AS HELL OUT THERE. 327 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,121 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 328 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,356 WHAT ARE ALL THESE PRESENTS? 329 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:47,694 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE SHOWERING MARGE WITH GIFTS. 330 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,562 HMM... 331 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:53,166 WITH LITTLE TINY, BABY-SIZED GIFTS. 332 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,869 WELL, I'LL BE IN THE TUB. 333 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,638 BY THE WAY 334 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,707 CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW JOB, HOMER. 335 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,575 NEW JOB? 336 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,577 MARGE IS PREGNANT?! 337 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:07,314 NO! 338 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,682 ( screaming ) 339 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:10,650 ( door slamming ) 340 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,552 WOW, DAD. YOU REALLY THREW A TANTRUM 341 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,187 LIKE A LITTLE SISSY GIRL? 342 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,555 JUST THAT ONE TIME. 343 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,690 ACTUALLY, WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO HAVE BART... 344 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:18,725 ( gasps ) 345 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,260 YOU'RE PREGNANT? 346 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,661 ( screaming ) 347 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,696 ( screaming ) 348 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,999 AND THEN WHEN I TOLD HIM ABOUT LISA... 349 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,500 YOU'RE PREGNANT AGAIN? 350 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,037 ( screaming ) 351 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,905 ( screaming ) 352 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,740 WELL, WHO WOULDN'T BE UPSET? 353 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,708 THAT NEW BABY IN YOUR MOTHER'S WOMB 354 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:36,944 WAS A TICKING TIME BOMB 355 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,913 THREATENING TO BLOW THIS FAMILY EIGHT WAYS FROM SUNDAY. 356 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,781 HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 357 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,551 DAD, YOU CAN'T EXPECT A PERSON TO SIT FOR 30 MINUTES STRAIGHT. 358 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,587 I'M GOING TO GET A SNACK AND MAYBE GO TO THE BATHROOM. 359 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,290 I'LL STAY HERE, BUT I'M GOING TO THINK 360 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,725 ABOUT PRODUCTS I MIGHT LIKE TO PURCHASE. 361 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,727 OOH... MMM... 362 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,930 OOH... I DON'T HAVE THAT. 363 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,701 OH... YOU'RE PREGNANT! 364 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,736 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A BABY. 365 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:06,206 ALL OUR FINANCIAL PLANS ARE RUINED. 366 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,807 WE'RE DOOMED. 367 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,809 DOOMED, I TELLS YA! 368 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,211 ( screaming ) 369 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,412 POW! 370 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,414 BART, LET YOUR FATHER TELL THE STORY. 371 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,415 YEAH. 372 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,916 OKAY, BUT I KNOW FUNNY. 373 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:17,884 ANYHOO... 374 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,720 ( sobbing ): WE'RE DOOMED. 375 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,055 Marge: HOMER, YOU HAD A HEAD 376 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,423 Homer: CHECK. 377 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:24,891 Marge: AND YOUR BOTTOM WAS A LITTLE BIGGER. 378 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,794 YOU'VE WORKED HARD AT THE BOWLING ALLEY. 379 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,829 WHY DON'T YOU ASK FOR A RAISE? 380 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,331 YEAH, A RAISE. 381 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,666 I'VE NEVER BEEN GOOD ENOUGH AT ANY JOB 382 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:34,734 TO DESERVE ONE BEFORE 383 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,736 BUT I'M DAMN GOOD AT THIS ONE. 384 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,606 THAT'S IT. I'M GOING TO MARCH RIGHT UP TO AL AND SAY 385 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,074 STEVE... I MEAN, AL 386 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,076 I THINK I DESERVE A RAISE. 387 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,611 YOU'RE A HARD WORKER 388 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,146 AND I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU A RAISE, 389 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,847 BUT THE ALLEY JUST AIN'T DOING ENOUGH BUSINESS 390 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,682 TO PAY THAT KIND OF MONEY. 391 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,252 HOW ABOUT IF I TRIPLE THE BUSINESS? 392 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,021 THEN COULD I GET A RAISE? 393 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,922 WELL, YEAH, BUT... 394 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,957 AH, AH. 395 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,649 OF COURSE. 396 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,386 BOWLING. BOWLING HERE. 397 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:27,887 COME BOWL NOW. 398 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,056 GET YOUR BOWLING. 399 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,890 WHO'S READY? BOWLING. 400 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,560 MOM, MAKE DAD TELL THE STORY RIGHT. 401 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,528 THAT'S WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. 402 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:36,529 OH. 403 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:37,897 Homer: MY MARKETING PLAN 404 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:41,168 ATTRACTED A RECORD NUMBER OF POLICE AND FIRE OFFICIALS 405 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,902 BUT FEW STAYED TO BOWL. 406 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,071 I FAILED. 407 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,705 QUITTING MY DREAM JOB 408 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,475 WAS THE HARDEST THING I'VE EVER DONE. 409 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,143 YOU DID A GREAT JOB, HOMER. 410 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,311 I'M REALLY GONNA MISS YOU. 411 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,313 THE PLACE HAS NEVER BEEN CLEANER. 412 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,682 THE WAY YOU KEPT THE YOUNG PEOPLE AWAY-- 413 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:56,883 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 414 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,685 ( murmuring in agreement ) 415 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:02,522 ANYWAY, WE ALL PITCHED IN, AND WE GOT YOU 416 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,557 THIS LITTLE GOING-AWAY THING. 417 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,228 ( sniffles ) 418 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:11,431 THIS WAS THE HAPPIEST TIME OF MY LIFE. 419 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:15,935 I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU GUYS, ESPECIALLY YOU, JOEY. 420 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,270 SEE YOU AROUND, MR. HOMER. 421 00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:18,671 DON'T WORRY, JOEY. 422 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,074 WE'LL MAKE IT TO CALIFORNIA SOMEDAY. 423 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:23,009 SURE WE WILL, MR. HOMER. 424 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,077 SURE WE WILL. 425 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,045 ( coughs ) 426 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,681 IT'S GOING TO BE SAD AROUND HERE 427 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,049 WITHOUT YOU, HOMER. 428 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,719 ( all murmuring ) 429 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,588 Man #1: BOY, THIS IS DEPRESSING. 430 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:38,091 Man #2: I KNOW WHAT WOULD CHEER US UP-- BOWLING. 431 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,260 ( shouts of agreement ) 432 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,928 ( balls rolling and pins crashing ) 433 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,630 Man #3: LOOK AT THIS. I GET TO BOWL HERE. 434 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,432 Man #4: I'M CHEERED UP. 435 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,367 Man #5: HEY, THIS IS FUN. 436 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,037 Homer: I NEEDED MORE MONEY TO SUPPORT MY GROWING FAMILY 437 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,106 AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE PLACE IN TOWN 438 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:56,643 THAT A MAN LIKE ME COULD MAKE IT. 439 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,992 UH-OH. ACID RAIN AGAIN. 440 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,265 ( groans ) 441 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,778 YES? ARE YOU A NEW APPLICANT? 442 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,847 ACTUALLY, I QUIT, AND I CAME TO GET MY JOB BACK. 443 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,284 THROUGH THERE. 444 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:44,324 ( coughing ) 445 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,427 SO, COME CRAWLING BACK, EH? 446 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,861 SEEMS LIKE THE CLASSY THING TO DO 447 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:51,498 WOULD BE NOT TO CALL ATTENTION TO IT. 448 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:54,167 THANKS FOR GIVING ME MY OLD JOB BACK. 449 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:56,603 I'M AFRAID IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. 450 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,038 AS PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR DESERTION 451 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:02,041 IT'S COMPANY POLICY TO GIVE YOU THE PLAGUE. 452 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,976 UH, SIR, THAT'S THE "PLAQUE." 453 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:08,014 AH, YES, THE SPECIAL DEMOTIVATIONAL PLAQUE 454 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:10,717 TO BREAK WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR SPIRIT. 455 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:14,421 BECAUSE, YOU SEE, YOU'RE HERE FOREVER. 456 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:20,092 DON'T FORGET: YOU'RE HERE FOREVER. 457 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,732 OH... 458 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,868 I'VE NEVER BEEN SO MISERABLE IN ALL MY LIFE 459 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:32,472 BUT I CAN'T TAKE IT OUT ON MARGE AND THE KIDS. 460 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,575 I'VE GOT TO CARRY THE BURDEN ALL BY MYSELF. 461 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,077 HI HONEY. HOW ARE YOU? 462 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,212 WELL, ACTUALLY... 463 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:42,014 I CAN'T GO ON WITH THIS CHARADE ANY LONGER. 464 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,149 I HATE MY JOB. I HATE MY LIFE. 465 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,184 AND EVER SINCE I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS BABY 466 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,519 THERE'S BEEN NOTHING BUT BAD LUCK. 467 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:48,888 MY CONTRACTIONS STARTED AN HOUR AGO. 468 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:52,058 IT'S JUST IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER WITH YOU, ISN'T IT MARGE? 469 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:55,595 THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 470 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,064 IT'S GOD'S MOST WONDROUS MIRACLE. 471 00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:01,067 SIR, I THINK YOUR WIFE WANTS TO HOLD THE BABY. 472 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,702 MY WIFE? WHERE? WHERE? 473 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:07,440 CONGRATULATIONS. IT'S A BOY. 474 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:11,110 ARR! YOU'RE TRULY THE CATCH OF THE DAY. 475 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:13,713 IT'S WONDERFUL. 476 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:14,781 IT'S MAGICAL. 477 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:18,184 OH, BOY, HERE IT COMES-- ANOTHER MOUTH. 478 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,787 ONE MORE PUSH SHOULD DO IT. 479 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,455 MARVELOUS. 480 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:25,858 ( baby crying ) 481 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,860 CONGRATULATIONS, MR. SIMPSON. 482 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,196 YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, HEALTHY BABY. 483 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,231 OKAY. 484 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,667 HUH? 485 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:39,105 HOMEY, I THINK SOMEONE IS SAYING HELLO. 486 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,307 HELLO. 487 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,309 AW... 488 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:45,978 IT'S A BOY, AND WHAT A BOY! 489 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,315 UH... THAT'S THE UMBILICAL CORD. 490 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:49,816 IT'S A GIRL. 491 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,551 A GIRL. 492 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,821 OH, MARGE, WE HAVE A WONDERFUL BABY GIRL. 493 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,623 NOT JUST A GIRL-- 494 00:20:56,656 --> 00:21:00,760 THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 495 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,829 ( sighs ) 496 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,264 COME ON, MARGE, SHOW A LITTLE ENTHUSIASM. 497 00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:15,342 SO YOU LOVED HER RIGHT FROM THE START. 498 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,344 ( giggles ) 499 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:18,978 ABSOLUTELY. 500 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,279 THEN WHY NO PICTURES? 501 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,349 OH, THERE ARE PICTURES. 502 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:25,685 I KEEP THEM WHERE I NEED THE MOST CHEERING UP. 503 00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:27,747 SHH!