1 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,279 ( bell ringing ) 2 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:15,383 D-OHH! 3 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:16,684 ( screams ) 4 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,204 ( cheering ) 5 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:54,755 WHEN KRUSTY WANTS TO, HE CAN STILL BLOW THEM AWAY. 6 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,924 YES, HE CAN TAKE A SIMPLE, EVERYDAY THING 7 00:00:56,957 --> 00:00:59,093 LIKE EATING A BICYCLE AND MAKE IT FUNNY. 8 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:02,062 See you tomorrow, kids. 9 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:04,965 But before I go, I'd just like to say... 10 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:05,999 ( bicycle bell ringing ) 11 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:17,044 AH, THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN A CIGARETTE 12 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,413 UNLESS IT'S A CIGARETTE LIT WITH A HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILL. 13 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:22,383 PUT 5,000 BUCKS ON THE LAKERS. 14 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:23,984 HIRE KENNY G. TO PLAY FOR ME IN THE ELEVATOR. 15 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:25,953 MY HOUSE IS DIRTY, BUY ME A CLEAN ONE. 16 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:29,223 KRUSTY, AS YOUR ACCOUNTANT, I MUST WARN YOU... 17 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:31,892 DID YOU SEND THOSE 1,000 ROSES TO BEA ARTHUR'S GRAVE? 18 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,227 YES, BUT SHE'S STILL... 19 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:34,928 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE END OF ANY SENTENCES. 20 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:36,230 George Carlin on three. 21 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:37,265 YEAH? 22 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:38,232 LAWSUIT? 23 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:39,400 OH, COME ON. 24 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,269 MY "SEVEN WORDS YOU CAN'T SAY ON TV" BIT 25 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:42,836 WAS ENTIRELY DIFFERENT 26 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:45,639 FROM YOUR "SEVEN WORDS YOU CAN'T SAY ON TV" BIT. 27 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:47,007 SO I'M A THIEF, AM I? 28 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:51,111 WELL, EXCU-UU-SE ME. 29 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:52,180 GIVE HIM TEN GRAND. 30 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:53,080 Steve Martin on four. 31 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,015 TEN GRAND. 32 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:56,684 KRUSTY, IN REGARDS 33 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:59,653 TO THE LARGE WAGER YOU MADE ON YESTERDAY'S HORSE RACE. 34 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:02,290 OH, COME ON, HOW ABOUT LETTING ME GO DOUBLE OR NOTHING 35 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:03,257 ON THE BIG OPERA TONIGHT. 36 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:04,192 WHO DO YOU LIKE? 37 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:05,159 THE TENOR. 38 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:07,027 OKAY, 39 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,762 BUT WE'RE ONLY LETTING THE BET RIDE 40 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:12,065 BECAUSE YOU CRACK US SO CONSISTENTLY UP. 41 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:16,136 YOU'VE GOT TO STOP BLOWING YOUR MONEY LIKE THIS, KRUSTY. 42 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,305 NO CAN DO. 43 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,009 AND THOSE RIDICULOUS BETS YOU MAKE. 44 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:24,278 GAMBLING IS THE FINEST THING A PERSON CAN DO 45 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:25,613 IF HE'S GOOD AT IT. 46 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,047 BUT YOU HAVEN'T WON ANYTHING IN MONTHS. 47 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,016 SO I'LL JUST MAKE SOME MORE MONEY. 48 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:30,818 CRANK OUT SOME CHEESY MERCHANDISE. 49 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,620 BUT YOU'VE ALREADY MERCHANDIZED EVERYTHING. 50 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:33,987 KRUSTY'S MONOPOLY GAME. 51 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:36,156 THE KRUSTY CROWD CONTROL BARRIER. 52 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:37,458 NOTHING IS SELLING ANYMORE. 53 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,627 NOT EVEN YOUR NEW LADY KRUSTY LINE. 54 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,263 BUT OUR INFOMERCIALS ARE RUNNING 24 HOURS A DAY. 55 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:45,065 So what do you think 56 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:48,068 of the Lady Krusty moustache removal system now, Angelique? 57 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:50,638 It's Krusteriffic, Johnny Unitas. 58 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:53,574 But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this? 59 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:54,842 Probably. 60 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,744 AT THIS RATE, YOU'LL BE BROKE IN A MONTH. 61 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:59,313 THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO IS OPEN A CLOWN COLLEGE 62 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:01,014 AND TRAIN SOME REGIONAL KRUSTIES. 63 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:03,517 YOU MEAN LIKE THAT BOZO, BONKO THE CLOWN? 64 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:04,352 EXACTLY. 65 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:05,586 FORGET IT. 66 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:08,088 I'LL JUST CUT BACK ON THE CONDOR EGG OMELETS. 67 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:11,225 MMM, A COUPLE OF THOSE WOULD BE TASTY RIGHT NOW. 68 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:12,526 I'LL FOUND THE COLLEGE TOMORROW. 69 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,602 IT MUST BE THE FIRST OF THE MONTH. 70 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:23,304 NEW BILLBOARD DAY! 71 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,043 ( laughing ) 72 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:31,279 FINDERS KEEPERS. 73 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:35,549 "THIS YEAR, GIVE HER 74 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:37,050 ENGLISH MUFFINS." 75 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:39,052 WHATEVER YOU SAY, MR. BILLBOARD. 76 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,026 "BEST IN THE WEST." 77 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,329 THAT RHYMES. 78 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,301 CLOWN COLLEGE? 79 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:54,435 YOU CAN'T EAT THAT. 80 00:03:57,104 --> 00:03:59,039 WELL, I GOT EVERYTHING I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET. 81 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,742 I'M NOT GOING TO ENROLL IN THAT CLOWN COLLEGE THOUGH. 82 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:05,779 THAT ADVERTISEMENT HAD NO AFFECT ON ME WHATSOEVER. 83 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:18,492 HEY, HOMER, THE SECTION 84 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:20,361 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MONITORING IS ON FIRE. 85 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:23,964 ( circus music playing ) 86 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:27,468 ( screaming ) 87 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:30,270 ( circus music playing ) 88 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:32,340 CLOWNS ARE FUNNY. 89 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:43,317 MOM..? 90 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:45,486 I THINK I'LL HAVE SOME WINE. 91 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:53,361 MARGE... 92 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:54,194 YES, HOMIE? 93 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:56,330 ( humming circus music ) 94 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:57,264 THAT'S IT. 95 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,299 YOU PEOPLE HAVE STOOD IN MY WAY LONG ENOUGH. 96 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,369 I'M GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE. 97 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:06,073 I DON'T THINK ANY OF US EXPECTED HIM TO SAY THAT. 98 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,208 HURRY UP. 99 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,043 IT'S MY FIRST DAY OF CLOWN COLLEGE. 100 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,212 HOLD STILL, HOMER. DON'T SQUIRM. 101 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,147 I AM HOLDING STILL. 102 00:05:14,181 --> 00:05:15,449 I AM SQUIRMING. 103 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:18,285 DAD, YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND PRETENDING TO BE KRUSTY. 104 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,286 IT'S SACRILEGE. 105 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,320 HE'S A ONE AND ONLY. 106 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:22,356 I MEAN, HE INVENTED THE PIE FIGHT, 107 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:24,392 THE PRATFALL, AND THE SELTZER BOTTLE. 108 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:25,225 AS FAR AS I KNOW. 109 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:26,727 YEAH, DAD, IT WAS BAD ENOUGH 110 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,329 WHEN YOU TRIED TO PASS YOURSELF OFF AS TOM BOSLEY. 111 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:30,364 BUT KRUSTY? 112 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:32,966 YOU WEREN'T COMPLAINING WHEN I GOT YOU THIS CLOSE 113 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:33,901 TO CHACHI. 114 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:36,103 WHAT'S A CHACHI? 115 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:43,811 ALL RIGHT. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE KRUSTY IN EACH TERRITORY, 116 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,979 SO I HOPE THIS WORKS OUT. 117 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,314 TELL ME WHERE YOU'RE FROM. 118 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,215 GEORGIA. 119 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:49,049 TEXAS. 120 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,218 UH, BROOKLYN. 121 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:52,185 RUSSIA. 122 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:53,153 NEW HAMPSHIRE. 123 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,087 HOMER. 124 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:56,356 OKAY, WE'LL START OFF WITH THE BAGGY... 125 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:57,257 WHA..? 126 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,493 THOSE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BAGGY PANTS. 127 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:00,561 BAGGY! 128 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:03,363 OOH, I'VE NEVER HAD A PAIR OF PANTS 129 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:05,766 THAT FIT THIS WELL IN MY LIFE. 130 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:09,437 OKAY, MEMORIZE THESE FUNNY PLACE NAMES. 131 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:17,678 ( laughing ) 132 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,312 STOP IT, YOU'RE KILLING ME! 133 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:22,550 SEATTLE! 134 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,220 ( groaning ) 135 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:29,590 AND NOW, EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE. 136 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:32,292 THE SPIN CYCLE FANTASTIQUE TRICK. 137 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,695 IT'S A GREAT PIECE OF BUFFOONERY IF YOU PULL IT OFF. 138 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:38,098 BUT IF YOU BLOW IT, YOU'LL LOOK LIKE A FOOL. 139 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,369 STEADY... 140 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,504 STEADY. 141 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:48,241 NOW, WHEN THE WEALTHY DOWAGER COMES IN 142 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:49,877 THE PARTY'S OVER, RIGHT? 143 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,144 WRONG! 144 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,082 KILL WEALTHY DOWAGER. 145 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,257 BURN THAT SEAT. 146 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:06,960 THESE KRUSTY BRAND BALLOONS ARE THREE BUCKS EACH. 147 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:09,162 BUT GET A CHEAP ONE AND WHAT HAPPENS? 148 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:12,265 GOES OFF, TAKES OUT THE EYEBALLS OF EVERY KID IN THE ROOM. 149 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:14,334 WHAT'S THAT GONNA COST YOU? 150 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:15,869 HEY, BILL, WHAT DID THAT COST US? 151 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,528 WOW! I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU BEFORE, DAD. 152 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:41,829 IF THERE HAS TO BE 153 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:44,197 A BASTARDIZED VERSION OF KRUSTY, I'M GLAD IT'S YOU. 154 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:45,966 THANKS, HONEY. BANK SHOT. 155 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,836 GOOD AIM, DAD. 156 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,604 WELL, IT WAS MY MAJOR. 157 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:54,441 WELCOME TO THE NOBLE FAMILY OF SKILLED KRUSTACEANS. 158 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:57,177 YOU WILL NOW GO BACK TO YOUR HOMETOWNS 159 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:59,479 AND DO KIDS' PARTIES, SWAP MEETS, 160 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:01,481 AND ALL THE OTHER PIDDLING CRAP 161 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:04,384 I WOULDN'T TOUCH WITH A TEN-FOOT CLOWN POLE. 162 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,386 NOW COME AND GET YOUR CAT SKINS... 163 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,589 UH, I MEAN SHEEP SKINS. 164 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:14,461 ( buzzing ) 165 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,463 THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE... 166 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,665 ( buzzing ) 167 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,768 GOT IT. NO SHOCK FOR ME. 168 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:22,603 OH, YEAH? 169 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,306 ( repeated buzzing ) 170 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,741 OW! OW! 171 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,380 ( children cheering ) 172 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:38,552 AND NOW TO HELP INTRODUCE OUR FANTASTIC NEW BURGER-- 173 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:40,220 THE ONE WITH KETCHUP-- 174 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:43,724 HERE HE IS, COMING IN BY PARACHUTE, 175 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:44,958 KRUSTY THE CLOWN! 176 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:49,296 ( Homer screaming ) 177 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,537 ( laughing ) 178 00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:58,939 ( cheering ) 179 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:04,745 " TO AUDIENCE. 180 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:08,782 I NOW PROCLAIM THIS NEW BURGER... 181 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:09,917 FOR SALE!" 182 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,585 ( applause ) 183 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,288 ( laughing ) 184 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:16,824 ( grunting ) 185 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:19,860 OHH! 186 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,261 LORD, SAVE ME. 187 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,964 ( children cheering ) 188 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,300 IT'S THE KRUSTY BURGLAR. 189 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:31,438 OH, MY GOD. HE'S STEALING ALL THE BURGERS! 190 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:32,272 WHY, YOU LITTLE..! 191 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,107 I'VE GOT YOU! 192 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,542 OW! OW! 193 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,744 OH, HOMER 194 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,912 IT'S-- IT'S-- IT'S ALL JUST AN ACT. 195 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:39,780 STOP! 196 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,715 STOP! 197 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,550 HE'S ALREADY DEAD! 198 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,218 LET GO! 199 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,053 GET HIM! 200 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,454 GET HIM! 201 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:50,057 UH, KRUSTY THE CLOWN, EVERYBODY! 202 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,660 ( scattered applause ) 203 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:55,929 PLEASE LOOK AT MY MEDIC ALERT BRACELET. 204 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:57,998 ( horn honking ) 205 00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,933 ( cheering ) 206 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,001 ( tires screeching ) 207 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,238 YAH! OOH! 208 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,473 ( groans ) 209 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,942 OH. HEY. HEY. 210 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:11,044 ( cheering ) 211 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,947 AND THEN, TAKE THAT 212 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,750 AND PUT THAT IN THERE, AND YOU... 213 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:17,685 AHH! 214 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,519 THERE'S YOUR GIRAFFE, LITTLE GIRL. 215 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:20,620 I'M A BOY. 216 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,089 THAT'S THE SPIRIT. 217 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,791 NEVER GIVE UP. 218 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:26,093 I GUESS YOU'RE PRETTY IMPRESSED, HUH, BART? 219 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,428 MY DAD GOT KRUSTY THE CLOWN 220 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,297 TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT MY PARTY. 221 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:33,266 I HAVE A FEELING I COULD GET HIM TO APPEAR AT MY HOUSE. 222 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,102 I DON'T KNOW, BART. 223 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,037 MY DAD'S A PRETTY BIG WHEEL 224 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,872 DOWN AT THE CRACKER FACTORY. 225 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:43,043 ( humming ) 226 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,012 ( laughing ) 227 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:47,014 ( groans ) 228 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,016 UH, IT'S NOT 5:30 YET. 229 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,284 ( groans ) 230 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,620 ( humming ) 231 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,055 ( laughing ) 232 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,627 HEY, NICE THREADS. 233 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,029 I'M BEAT. 234 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,030 AND AFTER WORK 235 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:05,032 I GOT TO DEDICATE A NEW JIFFY LUBE 236 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,134 AND COHOST THE ACE AWARDS. 237 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,702 WOW! JIFFY LUBE! 238 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,670 BOY, YOU'RE REALLY RUNNING YOURSELF RAGGED. 239 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:14,007 YEAH. WHEN I STARTED THIS CLOWN THING 240 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:16,143 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NOTHING BUT GLORY. 241 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:19,146 YOU KNOW, THE GLORY OF BEING A CLOWN? 242 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:23,216 BUT I TELL YOU, IT'S HARD, TIRING WORK. 243 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:26,820 BUT WHEN I SEE THE SMILES ON THEIR LITTLE FACES 244 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:30,190 I JUST KNOW THEY'RE GETTING READY TO JAB ME WITH SOMETHING. 245 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:36,029 MY TIME'S ALMOST UP HERE, SO I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY 246 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,030 I KNOW WOODY ALLEN. 247 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:39,466 ( scattered applause ) 248 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,003 AND NOW THE WINNER FOR THE MOST PROMISING 249 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,938 NEW SERIES ON CABLE... 250 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:46,740 OLD STARSKY AND HUTCHES. 251 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:49,777 Announcer: Accepting the award 252 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:52,245 is the son of the guy who played Huggy Bear. 253 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:53,881 ( scattered applause ) 254 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:58,351 LET'S WALK AND TALK. 255 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,953 I HAVE SOME WONDERFUL STORIES 256 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:02,122 ABOUT OTHER FAMOUS PEOPLE THAT INCLUDE ME IN SOME WAY. 257 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,424 CAN'T. I GOTTA GO DISTRACT BULLS AT A RODEO. 258 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,059 HEY, ME, TOO. WE CAN GO TOGETHER. 259 00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:08,762 UH... NO, I'M GOING A DIFFERENT WAY 260 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,030 THAN YOU, DICK. 261 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,799 YOUR CHURLISH ATTITUDE REMINDS ME 262 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,433 OF A TIME I WAS HAVING DINNER WITH GROUCHO... 263 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,268 LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA BE HAVING DINNER WITH GROUCHO TONIGHT 264 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,269 IF YOU DON'T BEAT IT. 265 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,171 ( engine chugging ) 266 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,374 AH, BEING A CLOWN SUCKS. 267 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,911 YOU GET KICKED BY KIDS, BIT BY DOGS, 268 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,578 AND ADMIRED BY THE ELDERLY. 269 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:26,814 WHO AM I CLOWNING? 270 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,816 I HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING A CLOWN. 271 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,283 I'M LEAVING THE CLOWNING BUSINESS 272 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,085 TO ALL THE OTHER CLOWNS IN THE CLOWNING BUSINESS. 273 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,620 ( siren wailing ) 274 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:34,922 AH, NO. 275 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,724 WELL, WELL, WELL, VELOCITY BOY. 276 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,960 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST TICKET YOU... 277 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,895 HEY! KRUSTY! 278 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,130 I'M NOT KRUSTY. 279 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,265 TO THINK I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU A TICKET! 280 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,166 KRUSTY THE CLOWN. 281 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,267 I AM NOT KRUSTY! 282 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,435 HEY, KRUSTY, KRUSTY, 283 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,303 YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME WE GOT LOADED 284 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:51,671 AND SET THOSE BEAVERS LOOSE 285 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:55,175 IN THAT PINE FURNITURE STORE? 286 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,643 AH, MEMORIES. 287 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:59,146 ALL RIGHT, YOU TAKE IT EASY, KRUSTY. 288 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,180 ( door slamming ) 289 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,316 HEY, HE DIDN'T GIVE ME A TICKET. 290 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:06,253 THIS IS AN INTRIGUING DEVELOPMENT. 291 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,354 YOU MEAN I GET 292 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,022 FIVE PERCENT OFF ON EVERYTHING IN THE STORE 293 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,523 JUST BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE-- 294 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:13,460 I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE I AM KRUSTY THE CLOWN? 295 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:14,928 HOW COULD I CHARGE FULL PRICE 296 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:17,164 TO THE MAN WHOSE LUST FOR FILTHY MAGAZINES 297 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,799 KEPT ME IN BUSINESS DURING THAT FIRST, SHAKY YEAR? 298 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:23,536 BY THE WAY, HERE IS YOUR NEW ISSUE OF GIGANTIC ASSES. 299 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,438 I'M TELLING YOU, MARGE, THIS WILL WORK. 300 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,307 THEY'LL THINK I'M KRUSTY AND GIVE US FREE STUFF. 301 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,342 I'VE BEEN GETTING FREE STUFF ALL DAY. 302 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,845 LOOK AT THIS SWELL BUCKET OF HOUSE PAINT. 303 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:32,880 LOOK AT IT. 304 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,314 I'M NOT SAYING IT WON'T WORK. 305 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,482 I'M JUST SAYING IT'S DISHONEST. 306 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:38,351 WELL. IF WE AGREE, THEN WHY ARE WE ARGUING? 307 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:40,720 HEY, KRUSTY! 308 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:44,291 HEY, OOH, BEAUTIFUL DATE TONIGHT, HUH? 309 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,194 AND SUCH LOVELY CHILDREN YOU HAVE. 310 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,295 I'M MORE STRIKING THAN LOVELY. 311 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,998 YOU COME A-WITH ME. COME WITH LUIGI. 312 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,532 YOU DON'T WANT TO SIT 313 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,234 WITH THE REST OF THIS A-SCUM. 314 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,735 ( all protesting ) 315 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,704 I ONLY CONSIDER YOU SCUM 316 00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,339 COMPARED TO KRUSTY. 317 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,841 WELL, ALL RIGHT. WELL, OKAY. 318 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,310 YEAH, YOU SEE HOW YOU SCUM. 319 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,212 ( crowd cheering on TV ) 320 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,481 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 321 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,483 YOU TOOK ALL THE MONEY YOU MADE FRANCHISING YOUR NAME 322 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,886 AND BET IT AGAINST THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS? 323 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,989 OH, I THOUGHT THE GENERALS WERE DUE. 324 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,091 ( "Sweet Georgia Brown" playing ) 325 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,693 HE'S SPINNING THE BALL ON HIS FINGER! 326 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:21,861 JUST TAKE IT! 327 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,230 TAKE THE BALL! 328 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,934 THAT GAME WAS FIXED. 329 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,236 THEY WERE USING A FREAKIN' LADDER FOR GOD SAKES. 330 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:34,107 I AM AFRAID THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO PAY US. 331 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,375 LOOK, I'M CLEANED OUT. 332 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,344 JUST TAKE THE CLOWN COLLEGE. 333 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,946 WE HAVE ALREADY TAKEN IT. 334 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,014 KIDS HAVE A LOT OF MONEY THESE DAYS 335 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,582 SO AFTER YOU FINISH YOUR PERFORMANCE, 336 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,084 YOU MIGHT CONSIDER ROBBING THEM. 337 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,186 LOOK, WHAT CAN I TELL YOU? 338 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,887 YOU CAN'T GET BLOOD FROM A TURNIP. 339 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:51,391 YOU WANT TO KILL ME, GO AHEAD AND KILL ME. 340 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,392 ( gunfire ) 341 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,860 OH, HEY, HEY, ALL RIGHT, OKAY ALREADY! 342 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,063 LOOK, WE CAN TALK THIS OVER. 343 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,230 NO MORE TALK. 344 00:14:57,264 --> 00:15:00,300 IT IS TIME FOR US TO TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE. 345 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,035 OH, NO! 346 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,237 MIND IF I GO TO THE BATHROOM FIRST? 347 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:07,440 I SEE NO HARM IN THAT. 348 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:08,308 ( door slamming ) 349 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,709 ( window opening ) 350 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,811 ( car door slamming and tires screeching ) 351 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:15,148 ( plane flying overhead ) 352 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,952 WHEN HE'S DONE IN THERE, I GOT TO GO. 353 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,458 OKAY, WHEREVER KRUSTY'S GONE, WE'LL FIND HIM. 354 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,327 LEGS, YOU CHECK OUT THE EAST SIDE. 355 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,462 LOUIE, ROME AND BUDAPEST. 356 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:33,066 TELL THE BOYS I WANT A TOTAL WORLD SEARCH. 357 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,167 RIGHT, BOSS. RIGHT, BOSS. 358 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,069 I WANT A FREE CAR BECAUSE I'M KRUSTY. 359 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,105 KRUSTY THE CLOWN! 360 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:38,972 GET IT? 361 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,673 ( honking horn ): KRUS-TY. 362 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,812 CANCEL THE WORLD SEARCH. 363 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:49,349 I WANT EVERYTHING THAT'S COMING TO KRUSTY THE CLOWN, 364 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,185 WHICH IS ME, KRUSTY. 365 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:54,287 HEY, IT'S KRUSTY, ALL RIGHT. 366 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,656 SHOULD I SHOOT HIM GANGLAND STYLE 367 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,158 OR EXECUTION STYLE? 368 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,827 LISTEN TO YOUR HEART. 369 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,695 WELL, I CAN'T GIVE YOU THE CAR, KRUSTY. 370 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,464 BUT I CAN LET YOU HAVE THIS LITTLE NUMBER 371 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:07,167 FOR PRACTICALLY NOTHING... ONLY 38,000. 372 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,601 ( gunshots ) 373 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,970 HEY, WHAT ARE ALL THESE HOLES? 374 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:11,971 THESE ARE SPEED HOLES. 375 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:12,939 THEY MAKE THE CAR GO FASTER. 376 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,808 OH, YEAH. SPEED HOLES. 377 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,280 YOU WANT MY ADVICE? 378 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,481 I THINK YOU SHOULD BUY THIS CAR. 379 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:22,815 ( clicking ) 380 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:23,783 WE NEED MORE AMMO. 381 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:24,917 LET'S GO TO BIG 5. 382 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:29,322 KRUSTY, YOUR PLASTIC SURGERY IS COMPLETE. 383 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,491 WHEN I REMOVE THE BANDAGES 384 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,027 DON'T BE ALARMED BY THE TOTAL STRANGER 385 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:35,195 STARING BACK AT YOU. 386 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,565 ( screaming ) 387 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,334 I LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME, YOU MORON! 388 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:42,902 NONSENSE, KRUSTY. 389 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,505 YOU LOOK AT LEAST TEN YEARS YOUNGER, PLUS, I DID YOUR BREASTS. 390 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:48,141 DOES ANYONE HEAR ME COMPLAINING ABOUT THE BREASTS? 391 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,043 OH, WHAT'S THE USE IN HIDING? 392 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:52,812 I GOT TO GO BACK TO SPRINGFIELD AND FACE THE MUSIC. 393 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,082 CAN YOU LOAN ME BUS FARE? 394 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,449 HEY, HEY, HEY! 395 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,323 WHAT YOU DIDDLEY-DOING, NEIGHBOR? 396 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,392 PUTTING SPEED HOLES IN MY CAR. 397 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,893 MAKES IT GO FASTER. 398 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:07,994 IS THAT SO? 399 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,330 GEE, MAYBE THE OLD FLANDERS-MOBILE COULD USE... 400 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,431 ( gunshot ) 401 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,536 WOW! LUCKY I ALWAYS KEEP A BIBLE CLOSE TO MY HEART. 402 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:17,570 ( gunshot ) 403 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,675 LUCKY I WAS WEARING AN EXTRA-LARGE PIECE 404 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,044 OF THE TRUE CROSS TODAY. 405 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,413 I THINK I'LL GO INSIDE. 406 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,915 ( gunshot ) 407 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,383 WHAT KEEPS DOING THAT? 408 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:33,120 I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE THAN THREE BULLETS. 409 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,288 LET'S JUST GRAB HIM. 410 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:36,256 ( muffled screaming ) 411 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,793 BUT WAIT, YOU CAN'T KILL ME FOR BEING KRUSTY. 412 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:41,761 I'M NOT HIM. 413 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,396 I'M HOMER SIMPSON. 414 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,132 THE SAME HOMER SIMPSON WHO CRASHED HIS CAR 415 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,533 THROUGH THE WALL OF OUR CLUB? 416 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,301 UH, ACTUALLY, MY NAME IS BARNEY. 417 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,736 YEAH, BARNEY GUMBLE. 418 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,138 THE SAME BARNEY GUMBLE 419 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,306 WHO KEEPS TAKING PICTURES OF MY SISTER? 420 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,308 ACTUALLY, MY REAL NAME IS, UH... 421 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,309 THINK, KRUSTY, THINK. 422 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,477 JOE VALACHI. 423 00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,046 THE SAME JOE VALACHI WHO SQUEALED TO THE SENATE COMMITTEE 424 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,414 ABOUT ORGANIZED CRIME? 425 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,649 BENEDICT ARNOLD. 426 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,384 THE SAME BENEDICT ARNOLD WHO PLOTTED 427 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,386 TO SURRENDER WEST POINT TO THE HATED BRITISH? 428 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,254 D-OHH! 429 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:14,461 I AM SO GLAD I HAD A CHANCE TO MEET YOU 430 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:19,166 BEFORE WE DID THIS, KRUSTY, BECAUSE I AM A GREAT FAN. 431 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:22,001 DON VITTORIO DIMAGGIO. 432 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,003 KRUSTY THE CLOWN. 433 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,839 SORRY I HAVE TO DO THIS, KRUSTY. 434 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:27,707 ( gun cocking ) 435 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,078 I CANNOT DO IT. 436 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,182 TO MURDER A FUNNY MAN OF SUCH GENIUS 437 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,616 WOULD BE A CRIME. 438 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,619 TELL YOU WHAT, KRUSTY. 439 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,788 DO FOR ME MY FAVORITE TRICK, 440 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:44,424 WHERE YOU RIDE THE LITTLE BIKE THROUGH THE LOOP 441 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,493 AND I WILL LET YOU LIVE. 442 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,361 BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO DO THE... 443 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:50,096 HOW ABOUT IF I JUST SQUIRT YOU IN THE FACE 444 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,130 WITH MY BOUTONNIERE? 445 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,031 OKAY. 446 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,435 I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO DO THIS TRICK. 447 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,436 NEVER. 448 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,470 GO! GO! 449 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,940 OH, OH, OH! HEY! 450 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:01,874 I'M DOING IT. 451 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,109 I'M DOING IT! 452 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,812 I'M THE GREATEST CLOWN IN THE WORLD. 453 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,321 * TA-DA 454 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:17,524 THE FACT THAT YOU DID NOT DO THE TRICK WELL 455 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:21,127 IS THE BIGGEST INSULT OF ALL. 456 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,529 HEY, GUYS, I CAME TO, UH... 457 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,898 YOU'VE GOT A DEADLY GAME OF CAT AND MOUSE GOING. 458 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:26,766 I'LL COME BACK. 459 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,402 I'M SEEING DOUBLE HERE. 460 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,070 FOUR KRUSTIES. 461 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,138 KRUSTY! 462 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,840 OH, THANKS. THANKS A LOT. 463 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:36,008 YOU CAME HERE TO SAVE ME. 464 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,645 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I DID. 465 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,348 MY APOLOGIES TO YOU. 466 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:44,517 I ALMOST MADE A GRIEVOUS ERROR. 467 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,152 GOOD-BYE, KRUSTY. 468 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:46,986 WAIT! 469 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,087 HE CAN'T KILL ANYBODY 470 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:48,921 IF HE DOESN'T KNOW WHICH ONE'S 471 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,022 THE REAL KRUSTY. 472 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,359 OH, WHOA! 473 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,860 HUP, HA HA! 474 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,329 I AM CONFUSED. 475 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,231 HEH-HEH. GOOD ONE, KRUSTY. 476 00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,198 ( gun cocking ) 477 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:00,333 OH, CRAP. 478 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,336 BECAUSE OF THAT DISRESPECTFUL DISPLAY 479 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,705 I SHALL NOW KILL BOTH OF YOU. 480 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,207 UNLESS... 481 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,710 YOU BOTH GO THROUGH THE LOOP 482 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,178 TOGETHER. 483 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,313 ( both gasping ) 484 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,216 ( grunting ) 485 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,355 I CAN'T SEE, YOU IDIOT! 486 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,223 TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF MY EYES. 487 00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,428 All: OOH! 488 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,633 ( glasses chiming The Godfather theme ) 489 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,468 All: AAH! 490 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:38,137 UH-OH! 491 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,310 HEY! 492 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,377 NOT BAD. 493 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,413 WITHOUT THE LOOP, IT IS NOTHING. 494 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,490 * TA-DA! 495 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,461 ( bicycle bell ringing ) 496 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,996 YAY, KRUSTIES! 497 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,434 GRAZIE, GRAZIE. 498 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:11,571 YOU HAVE BROUGHT GREAT JOY TO THIS OLD ITALIAN STEREOTYPE. 499 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,573 NO, DON VITTORIO, YOU'RE NOT... 500 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:14,574 YES, I AM. 501 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,842 I KNOW IT, I AM. 502 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,478 ANYWAY, THANK YOU, KRUSTY. 503 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:19,646 YOU'RE WELCOME. 504 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,314 SO WE'RE EVEN NOW, HUH? 505 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:23,516 NO, WE JUST WON'T KILL YOU. 506 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,952 BUT YOU STILL OWE US THE MONEY. 507 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,321 FORTY-EIGHT DOLLARS. 508 00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:29,255 HERE'S 50. 509 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,591 AND TWO YOUR CHANGE. 510 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:32,959 AND WE THANK YOU. 511 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:26,345 SHH.