1 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,245 ( bell ringing ) 2 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:15,383 D-OHH! 3 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:16,684 ( screams ) 4 00:00:42,076 --> 00:00:45,246 ZOUNDS! I DID THEE MIGHTILY SMITELY. 5 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:49,117 "ZOUNDS" IS A RENAISSANCE ENGLISH WORD 6 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,518 SHORT FOR "GOD'S WOUNDS." 7 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,886 BUT "SMITELY," THAT'S PURE FLANDERS. 8 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:55,456 PLEASE CALL A DOCTOR. 9 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:59,393 OH, THESE RENAISSANCE FAIRES ARE SO BORING. 10 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:00,528 OH, REALLY? 11 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,163 DID YOU SEE THE LOOM? 12 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:05,633 I TOOK LOOM IN HIGH SCHOOL. 13 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,101 ( humming ) 14 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:13,907 MEH. 15 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,079 YON MEAT, 'TIS SWEET 16 00:01:19,113 --> 00:01:20,448 AS SUMMER'S WAFTING BREEZE. 17 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:21,549 CAN I HAVE SOME? 18 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:22,616 MINE EARS ARE OPEN 19 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:23,551 ONLY TO THE PLEAS 20 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,486 OF THOSE WHO SPEAK YE OLDE ENGLISH. 21 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,054 SWEET MAIDEN OF THE SPIT 22 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,223 GRANT NOW MY BOON, THAT I MIGHT SUP 23 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:31,225 UPON SUCKLING PIG THIS NOON. 24 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:32,226 WHATEVER. 25 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:34,795 OH, I'VE EATEN EIGHT DIFFERENT MEATS. 26 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:36,764 I'M A TRUE RENAISSANCE MAN. 27 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:39,933 I'LL GO TO THE FIRST AID TENT 28 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:42,370 AND TELL THEM TO PLUG IN YE OLDE STOMACH PUMP. 29 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:46,174 ALIGHT YOUR GAZE 30 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:50,144 ON YONDER FABLED BEASTS OF YORE. 31 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:55,583 BEHOLD THE RAREST OF THE RARE, 32 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,618 THE MYTHOLOGICAL TWO-HEADED HOUND 33 00:01:57,651 --> 00:02:00,254 BORN WITH ONLY ONE HEAD. 34 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:01,655 OOH. AND HERE 35 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:03,123 OUT OF THE MISTS OF HISTORY, 36 00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:04,825 THE LEGENDARY ESQUILAX-- 37 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:06,660 A HORSE WITH THE HEAD OF A RABBIT 38 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:11,031 AND THE BODY OF A RABBIT. 39 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:13,334 OH, IT'S GALLOPING AWAY. 40 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:14,435 HERE, BUNNY, BUNNY. 41 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,536 HERE, BUNNY. 42 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:16,570 HERE, ESQUILAX. 43 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,485 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, LISA. 44 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:33,654 HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?! 45 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:34,555 YOUR NAME TAG. 46 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:39,793 WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW YOUR FUTURE? 47 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,695 SORRY, I DON'T BELIEVE IN FORTUNE TELLING. 48 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:42,530 I SHOULD GO. 49 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:43,531 WHAT'S YOUR HURRY? 50 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:45,666 BART, MAGGIE AND MARGE ARE AT THE JOUST 51 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:48,068 AND HOMER IS HECKLING THE PUPPET SHOW. 52 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:51,405 WOW. YOU CAN SEE INTO THE... PRESENT. 53 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:54,342 NOW WE'LL SEE WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS. 54 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:57,478 THE DEATH CARD? 55 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:58,879 NO, THAT'S GOOD. 56 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:01,349 IT MEANS TRANSITION, CHANGE. 57 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:02,650 OH. 58 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,017 OH, THAT'S CUTE. 59 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:06,153 ( gasps ): THE HAPPY SQUIRREL! 60 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,020 THAT'S BAD? 61 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:08,021 POSSIBLY. 62 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:10,591 THE CARDS ARE VAGUE AND MYSTERIOUS. 63 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:12,025 THEY SEEM TO BE REVEALING 64 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:13,994 THE STORY OF YOUR FIRST LOVE. 65 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,896 DO YOU WANT ME TO CONTINUE? 66 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:17,164 ( gulps ) 67 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,165 GUESS SO. 68 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:21,034 IT'S... IT'S COMING TO ME. 69 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:26,206 YES, I SEE AN EASTERN UNIVERSITY IN THE YEAR 2010. 70 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,810 THE WORLD HAS BECOME A VERY DIFFERENT PLACE. 71 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:43,424 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT PLAY. 72 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,304 HEY, WATCH IT. 73 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:57,170 WATCH IT. 74 00:03:58,639 --> 00:03:59,707 THAT MAN IS INSTANTLY 75 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,575 THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON I'VE EVER MET. 76 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:02,543 ( groans ) 77 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,845 A SOY-BASED SNACK WILL CALM ME DOWN. 78 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:13,654 ( growls ) 79 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:17,090 ( yells ) 80 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:18,125 HIM AGAIN! 81 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:25,132 ( panting ) 82 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:29,603 HELLO. I NEED ECOSYSTEM OF THE MARSH BY THOMPSON. 83 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:33,441 THE LAST COPY WAS JUST SIGNED OUT BY, UM... 84 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:34,908 HUGH PARKFIELD. 85 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,577 OH, THERE HE IS. 86 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,745 NO! 87 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,780 IT COULDN'T BE. 88 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:40,981 PHEW. 89 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:41,915 THANKS FOR HOLDING MY BOOK. 90 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:42,850 WHILE I TIED MY SHOE. 91 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:43,717 D-OHH! 92 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:45,786 THAT'S THE BOOK I NEED. 93 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,688 YOU'LL PROBABLY TAKE FOREVER WITH IT TOO. 94 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:48,622 I CAN READ FASTER THAN YOU. 95 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:50,190 I READ AT A 78th GRADE LEVEL. 96 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:51,325 RIGHT HERE. 97 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:57,197 FINISH THIS PAGE? 98 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:58,131 AGES AGO. 99 00:04:58,165 --> 00:04:59,266 ( growls ) 100 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,300 I'LL GET A DICTIONARY. 101 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:01,301 WHY? 102 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:02,269 YOU'LL SEE WHEN YOU GET THERE. 103 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,136 THE WORD "STOCHASTIC". 104 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:04,137 "PERTAINING TO A PROCESS 105 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:05,172 "INVOLVING A RANDOMLY DETERMINED 106 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:06,173 SEQUENCE OF OBSERVATIONS." 107 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,847 HMM. FIRST THEY HATE EACH OTHER 108 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,816 NOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN, THEY LOVE EACH OTHER. 109 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,718 IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME. 110 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:19,387 OF COURSE NOT. YOU'RE A ROBOT. 111 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:31,732 I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE WHO SO UNDERSTOOD 112 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:32,900 THE MAGIC OF JIM CARREY. 113 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,001 HE CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH 114 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,670 WITH NO MORE THAN FRANTIC FLAILING OF HIS LIMBS. 115 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:38,639 Hugh: I CAN'T BELIEVE 116 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:39,640 HOW MUCH WE HAVE IN COMMON. 117 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,809 WE'RE BOTH STUDYING THE ENVIRONMENT, 118 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,412 WE'RE BOTH UTTERLY HUMORLESS ABOUT OUR VEGETARIANISM 119 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:46,313 AND WE BOTH LOVE THE ROLLING STONES. 120 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,881 YES, NOT FOR THEIR MUSIC, 121 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:51,419 BUT FOR THEIR TIRELESS EFFORTS TO PRESERVE HISTORIC BUILDINGS. 122 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:52,853 LISA, I CAN'T BEAR THE THOUGHT 123 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,187 OF BEING APART FROM YOU ALL SUMMER. 124 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:55,188 COME BACK WITH ME TO PARKFIELD MANOR. 125 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:56,757 I'D LOVE TO. 126 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:58,859 CAN WE GET VEGETARIAN MEALS AT YOUR PARENT'S HOUSE? 127 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:00,160 YES, WE CAN, LISA. 128 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,161 THAT IS GOOD. 129 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,663 BECAUSE EATING ANIMALS IS WRONG. 130 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:03,764 SO VERY WRONG. 131 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,433 WHEN WILL THE WORLD LEARN? 132 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:06,333 I DON'T KNOW. 133 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,235 I JUST DON'T KNOW. 134 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,239 I LOVE THESE NEW PLANES. 135 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:13,741 YES, IT'S A GOOD THING THEY REEVALUATED 136 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,443 THOSE WACKY OLD DESIGNS. 137 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:29,790 BEAUTIFUL DINNERWARE, MRS. PARKFIELD. 138 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,559 THANK YOU, LISA. THEY WERE MADE 139 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,193 FOR THE FINEST FAMILY IN BRITAIN. 140 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,963 I DON'T KNOW HOW WE ENDED UP WITH THEM. 141 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:38,065 UH-OH. SHOULD I LAUGH? 142 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:40,200 WAS THAT DRY BRITISH WIT, OR SUBTLE SELF-PITY? 143 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,369 THEY'RE STARING AT ME. BETTER RESPOND. 144 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,971 ( laughs nervously ) 145 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:48,642 OH, IT'S GOOD TO HEAR A BOISTEROUS AMERICAN LAUGH. 146 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:50,043 AND I LOVE THAT PAINTING. 147 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,713 JUDGING BY THE CLOTHES, I'D SAY 17th CENTURY. 148 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,649 ACTUALLY, LISA, IT'S JUST UNCLE ELDRED. 149 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:59,186 I GET ME BRAIN MEDICINES FROM THE NATIONAL HEALTH. 150 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:04,091 THIS PLACE IS SO ENCHANTING, HUGH. 151 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:05,292 I LOVE IT HERE. 152 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:07,060 I WANTED THIS TO BE PERFECT FOR YOU. 153 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:10,263 I KNOW YOU AMERICANS LIKE EVERYTHING TO BE... 154 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:11,599 FIREWORKS. 155 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:24,411 OH, BLAST! 156 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,914 GO TO PLAN B. 157 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,882 ( moos ) 158 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,184 YES, I WILL. 159 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:36,790 ISN'T IT WONDERFUL? 160 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:40,861 MASTER HUGH HAS FOUND A TRUE LOVE. 161 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:53,273 HI, MOM. 162 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:56,610 Lisa, hello. How are you doing in England? 163 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,478 Remember, an elevator is called a "lift," 164 00:07:58,512 --> 00:07:59,980 a mile is called a "kilometer," 165 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:02,282 and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie." 166 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,518 GUESS WHAT? HUGH AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED. 167 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:06,353 All right! 168 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:08,856 Lisa, that's wonderful. 169 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:11,925 If only your father was still with us... 170 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,362 but he left for work a few minutes ago. 171 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:16,797 MOM, REMEMBER WHEN I WAS LITTLE 172 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,566 WE'D ALWAYS PLAN MY DREAM WEDDING 173 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:22,035 AND YOU ALWAYS PROMISED TO... YOU KNOW, WELL... 174 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:24,237 KEEP DAD FROM RUINING IT? 175 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:25,906 Oh, don't worry, honey. 176 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:28,308 I guarantee your father will behave. 177 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,710 MOM, IT'S A PICTURE PHONE. 178 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:31,178 Oh, this? This? 179 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,480 Oh, no, I've just got a touch of the rheumatiz. 180 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:34,481 OH. 181 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,315 Whew. 182 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,349 MOM, PICTURE PHONE. 183 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:41,021 HI, MOM. THAT'S GREAT NEWS ABOUT LISA. 184 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,123 WELL, LISTEN, I BETTER GET BACK TO WORK. 185 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,927 THEY'RE FINALLY PAYING ME FOR THIS. 186 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:52,065 OH, YEAH! 187 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:53,533 ( evil laughter ) 188 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:04,678 YES, BUT THE INTERNATIONAL MARKET IS MY FOCUS. 189 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:05,746 WHOO-HOO! 190 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,848 AH, MARGE, THAT'S GREAT NEWS! 191 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,684 HEY, HEY, THERE WITH THE PERSONAL CALLS, SIMPSON. 192 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,586 OH, UH, BUT MR. MILHOUSE 193 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,622 MY LITTLE GIRL'S GETTING MARRIED. 194 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,089 LISA? 195 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:19,159 OH... MY ONE TRUE LOVE. 196 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:22,029 IT'S NOT YOU, MILHOUSE. 197 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,964 I JUST DON'T PLAN TO EVER GET MARRIED. 198 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:28,235 ( hysterical sobbing ) 199 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:31,939 I THINK I'LL WRITE YOUR PERFORMANCE EVALUATION NOW, 200 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:33,106 SIMPSON. 201 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:40,480 OH, I GOT TO CALL EVERYONE 202 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:41,949 AND TELL THEM THE GOOD NEWS. 203 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,083 ( stammering ) 204 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,619 MAGGIE! I NEED TO USE THE PHONE! 205 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,289 WILL THAT GIRL EVER SHUT UP? 206 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,224 OKAY, MARGE, I'LL PLAN EVERYTHING. 207 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,993 WE CAN HAVE THE RECEPTION AT MOE'S. 208 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,995 WAIT! WHY NOT HAVE THE WHOLE WEDDING THERE? 209 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,463 WE'LL DO IT ON A MONDAY MORNING-- 210 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:57,965 THERE'LL BE FEWER DRUNKS. 211 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,633 HOMER, DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONALLY 212 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:00,801 BUT I'VE OBTAINED A COURT ORDER 213 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,569 TO PREVENT YOU FROM PLANNING THIS WEDDING. 214 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,471 ( muttering to himself ) 215 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:05,839 THESE SEEM TO BE IN ORDER. 216 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,040 I'LL BE OUT BACK IN THE HAMMOCK. 217 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,746 "MR. SMITHERS PLUS GUEST." 218 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:15,315 HUH! THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON I WOULD WANT TO BRING. 219 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,154 OH, MR. BURNS, WE'LL THAW YOU OUT 220 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:22,489 THE SECOND THEY DISCOVER THE CURE 221 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:25,192 FOR 17 STAB WOUNDS IN THE BACK. 222 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,159 HOW WE DOING, BOYS? 223 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,661 WELL, WE'RE UP TO 15. 224 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:28,628 ( all cheering ) 225 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,005 NOW TURN TO THE NEXT PROBLEM. 226 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:40,708 IF YOU HAVE THREE PEPSIS AND DRINK ONE 227 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:43,043 HOW MUCH MORE REFRESHED ARE YOU? 228 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,845 YOU, THE REDHEAD IN THE CHICAGO SCHOOL SYSTEM? 229 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:45,979 PEPSI? 230 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,047 PARTIAL CREDIT. 231 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:50,017 WE'VE BEEN INVITED TO THE WEDDING 232 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,552 OF OUR ONLY GRADUATE TO READ AT AN ADULT LEVEL. 233 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:55,188 IT MUST BE LISA SIMPSON. BECAUSE, OF COURSE, 234 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,825 MARTIN PRINCE PERISHED IN THAT SCIENCE FAIR EXPLOSION. 235 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,062 NOT QUITE PERISHED, MY LADY LOVE. 236 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:04,998 ALTHOUGH SOME DAYS, I WISH I HAD. 237 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,600 ( playing "A Fifth of Beethoven" ) 238 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,380 HEY, I REMEMBER YOU. 239 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,548 MAYOR QUIMBY, RIGHT? 240 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:26,519 UH, NO. LOOK AT THIS LICENSE-- MOHAMED JAFAR. 241 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:27,755 Quimby, after this fare 242 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,489 get your indicted ass out to the convention center. 243 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,959 I CUT THE RIBBON AT THAT CONVENTION CENTER. 244 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:35,863 ( nervous laughter ) 245 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,065 JUST A COUPLE MORE BLOCKS TO MY HOUSE. 246 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,499 ( nervous laughter ) 247 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,735 ( hyperventilating ) 248 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,203 LISA, DARLING, DON'T WORRY. 249 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,172 I'M SURE I'LL GET ALONG WITH YOUR FAMILY. 250 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,907 YOU'VE SO THOROUGHLY PREPARED ME FOR THE WORST. 251 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,541 AS LONG AS THEY'RE NOT SQUATTING IN A DITCH 252 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:51,078 POKING BERRIES UP THEIR NOSES... 253 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,312 AND IF THEY ARE? 254 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,083 HERE THEY COME! RAISE THE FLAG! 255 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,385 ( Homer grunting ) 256 00:11:58,418 --> 00:11:59,719 ( electrical crackling ) 257 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,288 OH, LISA! 258 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,355 YO, HUGH! 259 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,058 HERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF U.S. HOSPITALITY. 260 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,894 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? 261 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,030 DAD! 262 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,765 AAH! 263 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,467 NOW THROW COMPOST ON IT. 264 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,371 PHEW! 265 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,273 ENJOY. 266 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:21,208 ( sighs ) 267 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,543 STILL WARM. 268 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,579 ( hyperventilating ) 269 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:32,319 YOU CAN BE THE FIRST TO TRY OUT 270 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,954 THE NEW GUEST BEDROOM I BUILT. 271 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,989 REMEMBER, IF THE BUILDING INSPECTOR COMES BY 272 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,157 IT'S NOT A ROOM, IT'S A WINDOW BOX. 273 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,661 OH, HUGH, THANK YOU. 274 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:44,331 YOU'VE BEEN JUST WONDERFUL THROUGH THIS ENTIRE ORDEAL. 275 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,099 LISA, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 276 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,167 I'M WILLING TO GO THROUGH ANYTHING. 277 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,501 ( yells ) 278 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,170 ( grunts ) 279 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,072 ARE YOU OKAY? 280 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,173 I'M FINE, LISA. 281 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,842 FORTUNATELY, THE COMPOST HEAP 282 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,343 BROKE MY FALL. 283 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,911 BE A DEAR, RUN A BATH. 284 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:01,414 ( munching loudly ) 285 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,484 HOMER, BART, MAGGIE, COMPANY EATING RULES, HUH? 286 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:05,585 ( belches ) 287 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,453 OH, RIGHT. 288 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,822 ( nibbling lightly ) 289 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,257 ANYWAY, HUGH, 290 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:13,126 THERE'S MORE TO MY LIFE THAN JUST THE WRECKING BALL. 291 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,128 I ALSO CRUSH CARS INTO CUBES. 292 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,831 AND ON THE SIDE, I PROMOTE LOCAL TOUGH MAN CONTESTS. 293 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,432 BASICALLY, I'M GETTING OUT ALL MY AGGRESSION 294 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,700 TILL I GO TO LAW SCHOOL. 295 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,370 SO, HUGH, HAVE YOU HEARD ALL THE LATEST AMERICAN JOKES? 296 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,105 HERE'S A GOOD ONE. 297 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,306 PULL MY FINGER. 298 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,209 OH, YES, WE HAVE THAT ONE IN ENGLAND TOO, MR. SIMPSON. 299 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,144 I SAID, PULL MY FINGER! 300 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:34,314 MOM, WE'VE GOT MY WEDDING DRESS FITTING THIS AFTERNOON. 301 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,215 MAGGIE, IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING, 302 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,950 WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH US? 303 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,218 MAGGIE, DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL! 304 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,855 ME AND BART WILL TAKE HUGH OUT ON THE TOWN THIS AFTERNOON. 305 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:44,324 HUGH SHOULD TAKE IT EASY BECAUSE OF HIS FALL. 306 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,126 OH, LISA, PLEASE. THE ONLY THING BRUISED 307 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,360 IN THAT FALL WAS MY SPINE. 308 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:48,795 I'LL BE DELIGHTED. 309 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,364 GREAT. THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I ASK IN RETURN. 310 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,399 CERTAINLY. 311 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:53,333 PULL MY FINGER! 312 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,835 SO, THIS DRIVING ON THE LEFT 313 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,837 MAKES YOU FEEL MORE AT HOME, HUH, HUGH? 314 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:00,974 Kent Brockman: And tonight, 315 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:04,677 the following celebrities have been arrested 316 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,647 while Heather Locklear Fortensky remains at large. 317 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,549 Remember, if you see any celebrities 318 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:10,717 consider them dangerous. 319 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,420 YOU KNOW, I RATHER LIKE THIS PUB. 320 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,655 OH-HO! AN ENGLISH BOY, HUH? 321 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,925 YOU KNOW, WE SAVED YOUR ASS IN WORLD WAR II. 322 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,093 YEAH, WELL WE SAVED YOUR ASS IN WORLD WAR III. 323 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,061 THAT'S TRUE. 324 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,262 HUGH, 325 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,231 THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO HAVE. 326 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,199 MY DAD GAVE ME HIS CUFFLINKS TO WEAR 327 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,267 ON THE DAY I MARRIED MARGE 328 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,336 AND THEY BROUGHT US GOOD LUCK. 329 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,404 I COULDN'T IMAGINE A HAPPIER MARRIAGE. 330 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,406 WE DON'T HAVE MANY TRADITIONS IN OUR FAMILY 331 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,342 BUT IT'D MEAN A LOT TO ME 332 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,778 IF YOU KEPT THIS ONE ALIVE. 333 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,047 WELL, I'D BE HONORED. 334 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,215 TO... 335 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,851 WEAR THOSE... THINGS. 336 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:45,718 ( sighs ) 337 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,889 OW! 338 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,624 HEY, WATCH THOSE VIRTUAL DARTS! 339 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,426 I'M TRYING TO PLAY VIRTUAL POOL. 340 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,261 OW! 341 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,495 WHY YOU! 342 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,266 HEY! HEY! NO FIGHTING IN MY BAR! 343 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,568 ( screaming ) 344 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,405 YOU KNOW, FOX TURNED INTO 345 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,540 A HARD-CORE SEX CHANNEL SO GRADUALLY 346 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,242 I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE. 347 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,410 EESH! 348 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,379 MARGE, IT'S SO GREAT TO HAVE THE WHOLE FAMILY 349 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,746 TOGETHER UNDER ONE ROOF. 350 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:16,416 I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH I MISSED IT. 351 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,618 LISTEN TO THE MURMURS IN THE NEXT ROOM. 352 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,888 THE HOUSE IS FULL OF LIFE AGAIN. 353 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:22,822 ( sighs ) 354 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,624 KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE! 355 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,426 ALL RIGHT, DAD! 356 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:29,429 I'M SORRY I LEFT YOU ALONE WITH HOMER AND BART. 357 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,099 NO, NO, HONEY. WE HAD A FINE TIME. 358 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,666 HOW DID YOU GET THAT GASH ON YOUR FOREHEAD? 359 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,335 OH, THAT WAS WHEN WE HID IN THE DUMPSTER 360 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,836 AFTER THE FIRE ALARM WENT OFF 361 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,338 IN THE PORNOGRAPHIC MAGAZINE WAREHOUSE. 362 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,574 OH... YOU ARE SO GOOD TO PUT UP WITH ALL OF THIS. 363 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,676 OH, DON'T BE SILLY, LISA. 364 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:46,313 EVERYTHING'S FINE-- REALLY. 365 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,680 NOW GO TO SLEEP. 366 00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:50,017 WE HAVE A BIG DAY AHEAD OF US TOMORROW. 367 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:53,353 A BIG, LONG DAY. 368 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,961 LISA, I CAN'T BELIEVE 369 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,363 IT'S YOUR WEDDING DAY ALREADY. 370 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,632 MOM, I FEEL KIND OF FUNNY WEARING WHITE. 371 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,634 I MEAN, MILHOUSE... 372 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,236 MILHOUSE DOESN'T COUNT. 373 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,842 OKAY, I'VE GOT SOMETHING OLD, 374 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,344 THAT'S MY PEARL NECKLACE. 375 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,878 SOMETHING NEW IS THE WEDDING DRESS. 376 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,048 SOMETHING BORROWED IS THIS ANTIQUE BROOCH 377 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,015 FROM HUGH'S MOTHER. 378 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,550 NOW I JUST NEED SOMETHING BLUE. 379 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,119 HERE. 380 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:29,222 OH, MOM, THANKS. 381 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,190 Both: MMM... 382 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,430 HI! 383 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,833 WOW, LISA, LOOKING AT YOU 384 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,302 MAKES ME WANT TO GET MARRIED 385 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,670 FOR A THIRD TIME. 386 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,372 I MET A REALLY NICE EXOTIC DANCER 387 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,739 THE OTHER NIGHT AT HUGH'S BACHELOR PARTY. 388 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,475 HUGH DIDN'T HAVE A BACHELOR PARTY. 389 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,509 WE HAD ONE IN HIS HONOR. 390 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,245 I HAD ONE IN HIS HONOR. 391 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,915 I WENT TO A STRIP CLUB. 392 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:59,386 WELL, HERE GOES NOTHING. 393 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,721 ( sighs ) 394 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:05,325 MOM, DAD, MEET... 395 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,326 HOMER SIMPSON. 396 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,894 HOW DO YOU DO? HOW ARE YOU? 397 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,028 NICE TO MEET YOU. 398 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,534 YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT YOU ENGLISH? 399 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,835 OCTOPUSSY. 400 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,272 MAN, I MUST HAVE SEEN THAT MOVIE... TWICE. 401 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,208 YES... 402 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,076 YES! 403 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:23,976 WELL, THAT'S NOT TOO BAD. 404 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,848 HEY, KRABAPPEL 405 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,217 YOU GET IN THE WAY OF THAT BOUQUET 406 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,818 I'LL STUFF THAT SUN HAT DOWN YOUR NECK. 407 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,054 SMITHERS, TAKE ME HOME. 408 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,423 I'M NOT FULLY DEFROSTED. 409 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,424 NONSENSE. 410 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,526 JUST SIT DOWN AND REST FOR A MOMENT. 411 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,027 HERE YOU GO. 412 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:41,861 ( groans ) 413 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:42,795 OH, NO. 414 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,531 WE'VE GOT A LITTLE SITUATION HERE. 415 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,066 I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING BELOW MY CUMMERBUND. 416 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,302 OOH-LA-LA! 417 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:50,370 HI, DAD. 418 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,038 YOU LOOK GREAT, SWEETHEART. 419 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:52,872 THANKS. 420 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,275 LITTLE LISA, LISA SIMPSON. 421 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,544 YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS FELT YOU WERE THE BEST THING 422 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,045 MY NAME EVER GOT ATTACHED TO. 423 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,481 SINCE THE TIME YOU LEARNED TO PIN YOUR OWN DIAPERS, 424 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,450 YOU'VE BEEN SMARTER THAN ME. 425 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:04,551 OH, DAD. 426 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,052 NO, NO. LET ME FINISH. 427 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,555 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN PROUD OF YOU. 428 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,423 YOU'RE MY GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT 429 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,425 AND YOU DID IT ALL YOURSELF. 430 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,461 YOU HELPED ME UNDERSTAND MY OWN WIFE BETTER 431 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,729 AND TAUGHT ME TO BE A BETTER PERSON 432 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,731 BUT YOU'RE ALSO MY DAUGHTER. 433 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,568 I DON'T THINK ANYBODY COULD HAVE HAD A BETTER DAUGHTER THAN... 434 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,669 DAD, YOU'RE BABBLING. 435 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,537 SEE? YOU'RE STILL HELPING ME. 436 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:27,907 HEY, DAD 437 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,009 DID YOU FORGET TO GIVE THOSE CUFFLINKS TO HUGH? 438 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,911 UH... NO. 439 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,313 WELL? 440 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,114 I FOUND THEM ON THE NIGHTSTAND THIS MORNING. 441 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,483 I GUESS THEY WEREN'T HIS CUP OF TEA. 442 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:37,317 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 443 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,251 BUT YOU'VE BEEN GOING ON 444 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,419 ABOUT THESE ALL WEEK. 445 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,520 I'M SURE HE JUST FORGOT. 446 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,291 LISA! WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE 447 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,124 EACH OTHER BEFORE THE WEDDING. 448 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,426 IT'S TRADITION. 449 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,095 WHAT ABOUT MY FAMILY'S TRADITION? 450 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,097 SURELY, YOU DON'T WANT ME TO WEAR THOSE 451 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,500 IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS AND THEIR FRIENDS? 452 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,134 BUT YOU PROMISED MY DAD YOU WOULD. 453 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,036 I WAS JUST HUMORING HIM, DARLING. 454 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,605 ACTUALLY, HE FRIGHTENS ME A BIT. 455 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,173 I KNOW THEY LOOK A LITTLE SILLY 456 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,175 BUT HIS FEELINGS WILL BE HURT IF YOU DON'T WEAR THEM. 457 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,344 FINE. 458 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,845 I MUST SAY, YOU WERE RIGHT. 459 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,614 THIS HAS BEEN QUITE TRYING. 460 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,816 YOU KNOW, I'VE ATTEMPTED TO ENJOY YOUR FAMILY 461 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,018 ON A PERSONAL LEVEL, ON AN IRONIC LEVEL, 462 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:15,121 AS A NOVELTY, AS CAMP, AS KITSCH, 463 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,291 AS A CAUTIONARY EXAMPLE-- NOTHING WORKS. 464 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,559 FRANKLY, I'LL BE QUITE RELIEVED 465 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,393 WHEN WE GET BACK TO ENGLAND 466 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:21,494 AND WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM. 467 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,696 ARE YOU SAYING WE WON'T SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN? 468 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,698 POSSIBLY YOUR MOTHER WILL COME 469 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:26,666 WHEN THE CHILDREN ARE BORN. 470 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,235 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HEARING THIS. 471 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,869 I DON'T WANT TO CUT MY FAMILY OUT OF MY LIFE. 472 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,137 OH, REALLY? 473 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,172 BUT LISA, YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS PLACE-- 474 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:36,243 YOU'RE LIKE A FLOWER THAT GREW OUT OF A POT OF DIRT. 475 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,877 THAT'S A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY! 476 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,313 OH, COME ON, YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM MORE THAN ANYONE. 477 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,483 MAYBE, BUT I STILL LOVE THEM 478 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,885 AND I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THAT. 479 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,093 AND NOW, TO SING "AMAZING GRACE" 480 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,695 MISS MAGGIE SIMPSON. 481 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,665 SHE'S QUITE A HELLION 482 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,333 BUT SHE DOES HAVE AN INCREDIBLE VOICE. 483 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,200 ( coughing ) 484 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:03,570 STOP EVERYTHING! 485 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,204 THE WEDDING HAS BEEN CALLED OFF. 486 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:07,674 ( all gasping ) 487 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,208 HA! HA! 488 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,511 ( groans ) 489 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,381 UH, THIS IS VERY SAD NEWS 490 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,748 AND IT NEVER WOULD'VE HAPPENED 491 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:18,885 IF THE WEDDING HAD BEEN INSIDE THE CHURCH WITH GOD 492 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:22,955 INSTEAD OF OUT HERE IN THE CHEAP SHOWINESS OF NATURE. 493 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,624 WHO WANTS CAKE? 494 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,293 ( yelling ) 495 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,443 THE NEXT DAY, HUGH GOES 496 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,477 BACK TO ENGLAND 497 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,413 AND YOU NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN. 498 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,881 WOW! NOW THAT I KNOW ALL THIS 499 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,750 ISN'T THERE ANY WAY TO CHANGE THE FUTURE? 500 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:53,620 NO, BUT TRY TO LOOK SURPRISED. 501 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,788 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU'D TELL ME ABOUT MY TRUE LOVE. 502 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,990 OH, YOU'LL HAVE A TRUE LOVE 503 00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,792 BUT I SPECIALIZE IN FORETELLING 504 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,395 THE RELATIONSHIPS WHERE YOU GET JERKED AROUND. 505 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,863 ( laughing ) 506 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,910 LISA! LISA! WHERE WERE YOU? 507 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,612 YOU MISSED THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING! 508 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:20,947 HI, DAD. 509 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,350 I ATE SEVEN POUNDS OF FUDGE! 510 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,651 WOW! 511 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,185 THE MAN AT THE STAND SAID IT WAS A RECORD. 512 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,355 WOW, WHAT ELSE DID YOU DO, DAD? 513 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:29,656 I RODE THE TEACUPS. 514 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:31,591 THEN I GOT A LITTLE SICK AND I HAD TO SIT DOWN. 515 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,693 BUT TH I RODE THEM AGAIN... 516 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:27,079 SHH.