1 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,279 ( bell ringing ) 2 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:15,383 D-OHH! 3 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:16,684 ( screams ) 4 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:43,043 THIS BUS HAS SEEN BETTER DAYS. 5 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:45,913 WELL, AT LEAST IT'S SAFER THAN THE OLD BUS. 6 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:52,753 UH-OH. TIME TO MOVE. 7 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,655 THE HOLE'S GETTING BIGGER. 8 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,058 ( crash ) 9 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:02,130 THE CHILDREN ARE PLAYING IN THE HOLE AGAIN. 10 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:03,964 SHOULDN'T YOU GET THAT FIXED? 11 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:06,100 EDNA, YOU KNOW THEY JUST CUT THE SCHOOL'S BUDGET. 12 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:08,902 IF I HAD THE MONEY, I'D FIX THE EXHAUST LEAK IN THE BACK. 13 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:11,372 I THINK IT'S CAUSING OUR LOW TEST SCORES. 14 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:14,108 ( coughing ) 15 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:20,581 THE BATTLEFIELD IS A HALF MILE AHEAD. 16 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,015 BEGIN BRAKING PROCEDURE! 17 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:32,260 THIS CIVIL WAR CANNON HAS BEEN FULLY RESTORED 18 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:34,395 AND IS IN READY-TO-FIRE CONDITION 19 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,897 BUT IT'S GOOD WE'RE NOT FIRING IT. 20 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,999 BECAUSE IT HAPPENS TO BE AIMED 21 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:42,069 AT THE MAIN SUPPORT LEG OF THAT LOOKOUT TOWER. 22 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,604 PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE 23 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,906 THAT CANNONS ARE VERY SENSITIVE 24 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,642 AND THE SLIGHTEST JOLT COULD SET THEM OFF. 25 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:50,010 ( tires screeching ) 26 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,814 OF COURSE, FOR SAFETY REASONS 27 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:56,284 WE DON'T KEEP THE CANNON LOADED. 28 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:58,319 IT'S JUST COMMON SENSE. 29 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:00,921 OTTO, WHY DON'T YOU 30 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,523 GET SOME MORE GAS? 31 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:04,192 HERE'S THE CREDIT CARD. 32 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:06,360 OOH. 33 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:07,861 AND A MINT FOR AFTERWARDS. 34 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,430 FIVE DOLLARS A CHILD?! 35 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,432 LAST YEAR IT WAS FREE. 36 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,167 HMPH. NEW OWNERSHIP. 37 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:20,140 BUT WE DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY. 38 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:21,642 IN FACT, NO SCHOOL 39 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,211 COULD AFFORD THE... 40 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,218 HERE'S THE ADMISSION 41 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:32,220 PLUS SOMETHING FOR YOU. 42 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:35,122 SEE THAT THEY GET A LITTLE EXTRA EDUCATION. 43 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,157 YES, SIR, PRINCIPAL VALIANT. 44 00:02:37,191 --> 00:02:40,394 HE THINKS HE'S SO HOT EVER SINCE HE SWEPT THE PRINCI AWARDS. 45 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:42,129 THOSE THINGS ARE RIGGED. 46 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:45,999 Narrator: ON MAY 21, 1864 47 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:48,536 THE MEN OF THE NINTH BEARDED INFANTRY 48 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:52,373 WERE SUNNING AND FLUFFING THEIR BEARDS IN THE SUN. 49 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:56,076 SUDDENLY, ENEMY TROOPS CRESTED THAT HILL OVER THERE. 50 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:59,213 FORT SPRINGFIELD, WE SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLY! 51 00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:00,381 WE'RE SICK! 52 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:01,815 WE NEED LEECHES 53 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:04,585 AND HACKSAWS TO SAW OFF OUR GANGRENOUS LIMBS! 54 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,420 BUT THE SPRINGFIELD BRIGADE 55 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:08,856 WAS TOO BRAVE TO ACCEPT THE SURRENDER. 56 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:12,426 THOSE WHITE FLAGS ARE NO MATCH FOR OUR MUSKETS! 57 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:13,994 CHARGE! 58 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:17,265 AND THE SPRINGFIELDERS HEROICALLY SLAUGHTERED 59 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:20,067 THEIR ENEMIES AS THEY PRAYED FOR MERCY. 60 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:23,871 ( cheering ) 61 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:25,506 Bart: IT'S HARD TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON. 62 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,675 I CAN ONLY MAKE OUT THE FAT SOLDIERS. 63 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,209 ALL RIGHT. SWITCH. 64 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:33,581 HEY, THEY'RE TRYING TO LEARN FOR FREE! 65 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:35,883 GET THEM! 66 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,851 USE YOUR PHONY GUNS AS CLUBS! 67 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,119 RUN, CHILDREN! 68 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:40,421 ( children screaming ) 69 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,189 START THE BUS, OTTO! 70 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,591 START THE BUS! 71 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:45,593 ( coughing ): DAMN. 72 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:48,696 I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THE MINT FIRST. 73 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,565 OKAY. HOP ON. 74 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,033 WAIT! WAIT! 75 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,302 SLOW DOWN! 76 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:06,380 BECAUSE OF YOUR PENNY-PINCHING 77 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:08,382 WE'RE COMING BACK FROM A FIELD TRIP 78 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:09,383 WITH THE FEWEST CHILDREN YET. 79 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:13,321 GOD BLESS THE MAN WHO INVENTED PERMISSION SLIPS. 80 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:16,690 UH, I THINK I GOT YOUR LUNCH. 81 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:19,827 OH, YEAH. 82 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,695 I DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS FOR ME. 83 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:25,433 THE TEACHERS ARE FED UP. 84 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:28,235 YOU HAVE TO PUT MONEY BACK INTO THE SCHOOL. 85 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,103 YOU'VE CUT BACK ON EVERYTHING-- 86 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:32,340 SALARIES, SUPPLIES, THE FOOD. 87 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:35,943 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I CAN TASTE THE NEWSPAPER. 88 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,311 POSH. SHREDDED NEWSPAPERS 89 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:39,947 ADD MUCH-NEEDED ROUGHAGE AND ESSENTIAL INKS. 90 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:42,450 BESIDES, YOU DIDN'T NOTICE THE OLD GYM MATS. 91 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:45,453 THERE'S VERY LITTLE MEAT IN THESE GYM MATS. 92 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:47,254 OUR DEMANDS ARE VERY REASONABLE. 93 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,756 BY IGNORING THEM 94 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:51,291 YOU'RE SELLING OUT THESE CHILDREN'S FUTURES. 95 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:54,895 WE BOTH KNOW THESE CHILDREN HAVE NO FUTURE. 96 00:04:57,531 --> 00:05:00,468 ( nervous laughter ): PROVE ME WRONG, KIDS. 97 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,503 PROVE ME WRONG. 98 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:05,205 I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM FIGHT LIKE THAT. 99 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:08,208 I'M WORRIED THAT THIS POSTURING AND SABER RATTLING 100 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,143 COULD LEAD TO A TEACHERS' STRIKE. 101 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:11,379 STRIKE, EH? 102 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:12,346 ( cracking ) 103 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,481 OW! 104 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,483 MY BONES ARE SO BRITTLE. 105 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,718 BUT I ALWAYS DRINK PLENTY OF... 106 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:20,488 "MALK"? 107 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:23,391 HOW DO YOU EXPECT US TO TEACH WITH THESE SUPPLIES? 108 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:26,059 THIS POINTER'S SO OLD, IT'S WORN DOWN TO A NUB. 109 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:28,529 IT STILL POINTS. 110 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:30,030 STOP THAT! 111 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,632 AND LOOK AT THIS. 112 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:34,568 THE ONLY BOOKS WE HAVE ARE ONES BANNED BY OTHER SCHOOLS. 113 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:37,638 WELL, THE KIDS HAVE TO LEARN 114 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,007 ABOUT TEK WAR SOONER OR LATER. 115 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,510 GO AWAY. THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME. 116 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,378 I SAW YOU TWO FIGHTING. 117 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:45,479 I'M WORRIED THERE COULD BE A STRIKE 118 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:47,247 AND THE SCHOOL WOULD SHUT DOWN. 119 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,850 I'M SURE YOU'D REALLY HATE THAT. 120 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,752 THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE A STRIKE, BART. 121 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:53,086 YEAH.. SKINNER SAYS YOU WOULDN'T HAVE 122 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,523 THE WON TONS TO GO THROUGH WITH IT. 123 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:57,090 SKINNER SAID THAT? 124 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:59,259 I HAD TO CLEAN IT UP A LITTLE. 125 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:00,528 BUT BASICALLY, KRABAPPEL SAID 126 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:03,431 YOU'D GIVE THE TEACHERS EVERYTHING THEY WANT. 127 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:04,264 SHE DID? 128 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:05,533 YEAH. SHE SAID 129 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:07,868 YOU'D FOLD FASTER THAN SUPERMAN ON LAUNDRY DAY. 130 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:10,504 WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 131 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:13,340 I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE SNEAKY AND MANIPULATIVE 132 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,742 BUT NOW I SEE 133 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:17,511 YOU'RE REALLY A VERY SENSITIVE LITTLE BOY. 134 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,447 THANK YOU, SIR. 135 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:20,448 AW. 136 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:21,749 SEYMOUR, YOU'RE BEING TOTALLY UNFAIR, 137 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:23,717 AND THE TEACHERS WON'T STAND FOR IT. 138 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:27,087 TEACHERS, YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO STRIKE! 139 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:30,891 YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO TAKE US ALL ON! 140 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,594 ( imitating chicken ) 141 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:35,529 THAT'S IT! 142 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:37,431 STEE-RIKE! 143 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:39,700 ( sounds of struggle ) 144 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,368 Skinner: Attention. 145 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,370 This is an emergency broadcast. 146 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,873 All is well in the school. 147 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,375 My authority as principal is total... 148 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,643 Hey, give me that! 149 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:54,314 Mrs. Krabappel: Attention, teachers. We're on strike. Ha! 150 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:55,916 ( children murmuring ) 151 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:57,751 WE'RE ON STRIKE? 152 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,453 MISS HOOVER, ARE YOU ON..? 153 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:00,988 ( tires screeching ) 154 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,389 GO HOME, CHILDREN! 155 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,593 HELLO? 156 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:09,730 MRS. POMMELHORST? 157 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,965 I'D LIKE TO GET DOWN NOW. 158 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:15,035 ( playing "Pomp and Circumstance" ) 159 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,640 HEY, NOW THAT LARGO'S GONE 160 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:22,142 WE CAN PLAY THE FORBIDDEN MUSIC. 161 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:26,346 ( playing "Pop Goes the Weasel" ) 162 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:28,682 I HEARD THAT! 163 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:37,024 ( cheering ) 164 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:42,329 BART, LISA-- WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HOME SO EARLY? 165 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:44,031 GREAT NEWS, MOM! 166 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,599 HORRIBLE NEWS, MOM! 167 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:47,000 THE SCHOOL'S ON STRIKE! 168 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,636 MAYBE FOREVER! 169 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:51,004 OH! OVERLOAD! PLEASURE OVERLOAD! 170 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:54,041 LUCKILY, I'VE PREPARED FOR THIS 171 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:56,209 SO I'M NOT TOO WORRIED. 172 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,614 ( bell rings on tape ) 173 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,683 Sit up straight. Eyes forward. 174 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,051 No talking. 175 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,019 Is that gum? Is that gum? 176 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:07,721 Is that gum? 177 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,723 OH, YEAH. PHEW! 178 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:11,458 BART, LEAVE THAT CROWBAR. 179 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,695 YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE YOU PRYING AND JIMMYING. 180 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:17,064 MOM! DAD! GREAT NEWS! THE TEACHERS... 181 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:17,965 WE HEARD. 182 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,167 AND WE ALREADY HIRED A TUTOR. 183 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,069 LOOKS LIKE WE'LL BE STAYING LATE TODAY 184 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:24,404 TO MAKE UP FOR ALL THIS DILLYDALLYING. 185 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,873 OH! 186 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,079 ( children hollering ) 187 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,747 ( tires squealing ) 188 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:38,919 AWESOME. 189 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:42,022 YOU, WITH THE CRANE! 190 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,757 SPIN AROUND REAL FAST! 191 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:48,762 ( crash ) 192 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:52,199 NOW YOU! DUMP THREE TONS OF SAND ONTO THAT PORTA-POTTY. 193 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:56,369 ( grunts ) 194 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:59,206 ( Bart's voice ): HEY! CAN'T YOU TELL MY VOICE 195 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:01,074 FROM A TEN-YEAR-OLD KID'S? 196 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:02,576 AY, CARAMBA! 197 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,151 ( jingles ) 198 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,892 HEY, THAT LITTLE BOY 199 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:21,061 IS PLAYING THREE GAMES AT ONCE. 200 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,362 All: CHECKMATE. 201 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,463 DANG. 202 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:25,098 ( noisy eating ) 203 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:28,568 LOUSY TEACHERS TRYING TO PALM OFF OUR KIDS ON US. 204 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:31,739 BUT THEY'RE TRYING TO EFFECT A CHANGE IN MANAGEMENT 205 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:34,574 SO THEY CAN BE HAPPIER AND MORE PRODUCTIVE. 206 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:38,078 LISA! IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR JOB, YOU DON'T STRIKE. 207 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:41,749 YOU JUST GO IN EVERY DAY AND DO IT REALLY HALF-ASSED. 208 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,550 THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY. 209 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,754 I'VE GOT SOME TEXTBOOKS, BUT WITHOUT STATE-APPROVED SYLLABI 210 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:50,123 AND STANDARDIZED TESTING, MY EDUCATION CAN ONLY GO SO FAR. 211 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:52,159 MAYBE YOU SHOULD RELAX A LITTLE. 212 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,994 RELAX?! I CAN'T RELAX! 213 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,229 NOR CAN I YIELD, RELENT OR... 214 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,831 ( squeals ) 215 00:09:57,865 --> 00:10:00,067 ONLY TWO SYNONYMS?! 216 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,669 OH, MY GOD! 217 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:04,171 I'M LOSING MY PERSPICACITY! 218 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,572 ( screams ) 219 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,208 WELL, IT'S ALWAYS IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK. 220 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,015 Lisa: SO, IF WE WERE IN SCHOOL THIS WEEK 221 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,284 WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'D BE LEARNING? 222 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,686 GET AWAY FROM ME. 223 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,153 GOOD NEWS, PEOPLE! 224 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:21,922 I'M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE 225 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:25,425 THAT ANOTHER UNION HAS JOINED US IN A SYMPATHY STRIKE-- 226 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,494 THE PIANO TUNERS LOCAL 412! 227 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,329 ( confused murmuring ) 228 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,635 NOW, FOR OPERATION STRIKE-MAKE-GO-LONGER. 229 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,805 YOU KNOW, I HEARD SKINNER SAY 230 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:40,708 THE TEACHERS WILL CRACK ANY MINUTE. 231 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:43,510 ( whispering ) 232 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:46,146 SKINNER SAID THE TEACHERS WILL CRACK 233 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,781 ANY MINUTE PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER. 234 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,549 WELL! WE'LL SHOW HIM-- 235 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:53,353 ESPECIALLY FOR THAT PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER REMARK. 236 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,155 SHOW HIM WHO'S A MONKEY! 237 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,657 SEYMOUR, YOU ARE TRULY INCOMPETENT. 238 00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,727 I HARDLY THINK IT'S FAIR TO... 239 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,629 DUMMY UP, YOU! LISTEN TO THOSE PASSING MOTORISTS 240 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,197 WHO SUPPORT THE TEACHERS. 241 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:07,334 ( honking ) 242 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,838 15 MINUTE RECESS, MILHOUSE. 243 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,640 THE RECESS ASSIGNMENT IS CHAPTERS THREE THROUGH SEVEN. 244 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,175 YAY! 245 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,810 RECESS! 246 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,645 I FOUND A HIVE OF KILLER BEES. 247 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,881 YOU WANT TO GO THROW ROCKS AT IT? 248 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:24,351 SORRY, BART. I'M DEEPLY IMMERSED IN THE TEAPOT DOME SCANDAL. 249 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,418 HUH? 250 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:26,920 HOWEVER, IT MIGHT BE FEASIBLE 251 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:27,888 IN A FORTNIGHT. 252 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:28,856 WHA..? 253 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,323 I CAN PLAY IN TWO WEEKS. 254 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,691 JUH? 255 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,527 ( sniffs ) 256 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:36,363 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE 257 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,565 STARK WOULD STOOP TO THAT 258 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:39,733 AND RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE 259 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:43,403 OF MONTANA AND DAKOTA'S WEDDING. 260 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,740 ALL THIS FREE TIME. I NEVER THOUGHT 261 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:50,077 I'D GET SICK OF "RAZOR FIGHT II, THE SLASHENING." 262 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,244 I SHOULD STOP. 263 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,212 MY DOCTOR SAYS 264 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,047 I HAVE THE WRISTS OF AN 80-YEAR-OLD. 265 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,285 ( wicked laugh ) 266 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:01,054 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE BANK IS OUT OF MONEY?! 267 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,389 INSOLVENT! 268 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:05,125 YOU ONLY HAVE ENOUGH CASH FOR THE NEXT THREE CUSTOMERS?! 269 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,360 ( angry yelling ) 270 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,363 ( imitating Jimmy Stewart): W-WAIT A MINUTE! 271 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,232 J-J-JUST A SECOND HERE! 272 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,802 I DON'T HAVE YOUR MONEY HERE. 273 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:18,438 IT'S IN BILL'S HOUSE A-A-AND FRED'S HOUSE. 274 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:22,275 WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING WITH MY MONEY IN YOUR HOUSE? 275 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:25,112 ( angry shouting ) 276 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,280 ( evil laughter ) 277 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:28,782 ( Lisa panting ) 278 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,784 GRADE ME! LOOK AT ME! 279 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,285 EVALUATE AND RANK ME! 280 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:35,422 OH! I'M GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, AND OH, SO SMART! 281 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,290 GRADE ME! 282 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,492 ( nervous growling ) 283 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,294 ( relieved sigh ) 284 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:43,630 ( contented cooing ) 285 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,334 I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE KIDS. 286 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,669 LISA'S BECOMING VERY OBSESSIVE. 287 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:53,506 THIS MORNING I CAUGHT HER TRYING TO DISSECT HER OWN RAINCOAT. 288 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,142 ( blows raspberry ) 289 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,509 I KNOW. 290 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:59,813 AND THIS PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE SHE MADE IS A JOKE. 291 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,349 IT JUST KEEPS GOING FASTER AND FASTER. 292 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,617 BART ISN'T DOING VERY WELL EITHER. 293 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,753 HE NEEDS BOUNDARIES AND STRUCTURE. 294 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,689 THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT FLYING A KITE AT NIGHT 295 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,424 THAT'S SO UNWHOLESOME. 296 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,460 ( spooky voice ): HELLO, MOTHER DEAR. 297 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:14,361 OH, THAT'S IT! 298 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:17,197 WE HAVE TO GET THEM BACK TO SCHOOL. 299 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,798 I'M WITH YOU, MARGE. 300 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,633 LISA, GET IN HERE! 301 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:25,305 IN THIS HOUSE, WE OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS! 302 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,507 I'D LIKE 303 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,442 TO CALL THIS MEETING 304 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,811 OF THE P.T.A TO OR-DIDDLY-ORDER. 305 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:35,482 LET'S SEE IF WE CAN'T PUT AN END TO THIS STRIKE FUSS. 306 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,484 MRS. KRABAPPEL, WHY DON'T YOU BEGIN? 307 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:38,551 BOO! 308 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,153 OH, BOO YOURSELF. 309 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:43,056 OUR DEMANDS ARE SIMPLE: A SMALL COST-OF-LIVING INCREASE 310 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:46,359 AND BETTER EQUIPMENT AND SUPPLIES FOR YOUR CHILDREN! 311 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,561 THAT'S EASY! GIVE IT TO 'EM! 312 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:49,997 IN A DREAM WORLD. 313 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,899 WE HAVE A VERY TIGHT BUDGET. 314 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,734 TO DO WHAT SHE'S ASKING, WE'D HAVE TO RAISE TAXES. 315 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,971 RAISE TAXES? TOO HIGH AS THEY ARE! 316 00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,406 I'VE HAD ENOUGH! 317 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,974 IT'S YOUR CHILDREN'S FUTURE! 318 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,842 OH, YEAH! CHILDREN! YES! 319 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,177 I FORGOT. 320 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,345 IT'LL COST YA. 321 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,713 NO TO TAXES! 322 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:09,016 THEY'RE GONNA RAISE TAXES! 323 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,317 COME ON! 324 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,585 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S A GOOD POINT. 325 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:13,853 OH, YEAH. 326 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,055 ( murmuring ) 327 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,556 THE TAXES! 328 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,426 THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES. 329 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,495 THIS IS A CASE WHERE WE'LL HAVE TO AGREE TO DISAGREE. 330 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,264 I DON'T AGREE TO THAT. 331 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,498 NEITHER DO I. 332 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,501 OH, HO-HO! THIS IS A DILLY OF A PICKLE. 333 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,502 OH, MY GOD! 334 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,504 THE P.T.A. HAS DISBANDED! 335 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,439 ( gasps ) 336 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:33,606 ( screams ) 337 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:37,110 NO, NO! THE P.T.A. HAS N DISBANDED. 338 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:38,445 ( yells ) 339 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,013 WE DO HAVE 340 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:44,551 AN EMERGENCY PLAN IN CASE OF A PROLONGED STRIKE RIGHT HERE. 341 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,053 LET'S SEE. 342 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:49,122 "REPLACE TEACHERS WITH SUPER-INTELLIGENT CYBORGS. 343 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:51,591 "OR, IF CYBORGS ARE NOT INVENTED YET 344 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,893 USE PEOPLE FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD." 345 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,399 TALKIN' OUT OF TURN, THAT'S A PADDLIN'. 346 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:04,237 LOOKIN' OUT THE WINDOW, THAT'S A PADDLIN'. 347 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:08,308 STARIN' AT MY SANDALS, THAT'S A PADDLIN'. 348 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,110 PADDLIN' THE SCHOOL CANOE-- 349 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,645 OH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT'S A PADDLIN'. 350 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,581 OH. 351 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:15,715 ( mumbling ) 352 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,916 ALL RIGHT. 353 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,252 SO THE COMPRESSION AND EXPANSION 354 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,088 OF THE LONGITUDINAL WAVES 355 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,556 CAUSE THE ERRATIC OSCILLATION-- 356 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,258 YOU CAN SEE IT THERE-- 357 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,094 OF THE NEIGHBORING PARTICLES. 358 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,328 WHAT IS IT? 359 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,562 CAN I 360 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,597 PLAY WITH IT? 361 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:33,900 NO! YOU WON'T ENJOY IT ON AS MANY LEVELS 362 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,402 AS I DO. 363 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,636 ( babbling ) 364 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,405 THE COLORS, CHILDREN. 365 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,439 OKAY. 366 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:43,310 WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME, YOU SAY "PRESENT" OR "HERE." 367 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:44,777 NO, SAY PRESENT. 368 00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,613 "ANITA BATH..." 369 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,615 ( laughing ) 370 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:49,582 ALL RIGHT. SETTLE DOWN. 371 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,783 ANITA BATH HERE? 372 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,919 ( laughing ) 373 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,754 ALL RIGHT. FINE, FINE. 374 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,623 UH, "MAYA BUTTREEKS." 375 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:57,624 ( laughing ) 376 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:02,129 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT? 377 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,530 WHAT? 378 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,931 OH, OH, I GET IT. 379 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,299 I GET IT. 380 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,968 IT'S MY BIG EARS, ISN'T IT, KIDS? 381 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,603 ISN'T IT?! 382 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,940 WELL, CHILDREN, I CAN'T HELP THAT! 383 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,042 ( sobs ) 384 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,710 AH! 385 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,048 WOW, BART! I'M IMPRESSED 386 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:24,284 THE WAY YOU KNOCKED OFF ALL THOSE SUBSTITUTES. 387 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,220 IN MY WEAKER MOMENTS, I ALMOST PITY THEM. 388 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:31,124 THEN I JUST REMIND MYSELF: THEY'RE TRYING TO TEACH. 389 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,659 WELL CHILDREN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID 390 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:37,497 TO ALL THOSE SUBSTITUTES, BUT IT'S GOING TO STOP NOW! LEOPOLD? 391 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:41,368 ALL RIGHT. YOU LISTEN UP, YOU LITTLE FREAKS! 392 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,702 THE FUN STOPS HERE. 393 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:46,339 YOU'RE GOING TO SHUT YOUR STINKING TRAPS AND BEHAVE, DAMN IT! 394 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,975 THIS IS ONE SUBSTITUTE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SCREW WITH! 395 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:49,809 ( gulping ) 396 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,278 MARGE SIMPSON. 397 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,048 HELLO, CLASS! 398 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,684 HI, BART! OVER HERE, SWEETIE! 399 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,518 IT'S ME, MOM! 400 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,054 HI. HEY! HELLO! 401 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:03,256 ( groans ) 402 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,830 WELL, I'M SURE SOME OF YOU KNOW ME. I'M BART'S MOTHER. 403 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,599 ( laughing ) 404 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,036 MO-OM! 405 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,372 HEY BART, WHAT ABOUT THE BOOBY TRAP? 406 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,607 ( gasps ) 407 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,212 MAY I? 408 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:26,613 THANK YOU. 409 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,681 TEACHER'S PET. 410 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,750 GOODY-GOODY. 411 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,385 I MEANT THE OTHER BOOBY TRAP. 412 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:33,453 ( gasps ) 413 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,624 KIDS HAVE BEEN DOING THAT ONE 414 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,126 SINCE MY DAY. 415 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:44,030 SO, HOW WAS EVERYBODY'S DAY AT SCHOOL? 416 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:44,897 HORRIFYING. 417 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:45,798 POINTLESS. 418 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:46,999 EXHAUSTING. 419 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:50,603 IT TOOK THE CHILDREN 40 MINUTES TO LOCATE CANADA ON THE MAP. 420 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:53,106 ANYONE CAN MISS CANADA TUCKED AWAY DOWN THERE. 421 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,574 MY TEACHER'S A NIGHTMARE. 422 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,577 THREE KIDS GOT SICK FROM INHALING HIS OINTMENT FUMES 423 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:58,978 HE CONFISCATED EVERYTHING MADE OF TIN 424 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,580 AND THEN HE SENT US HOME EARLY 425 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,015 BECAUSE HE GOT HIS BEARD CAUGHT IN THE PENCIL SHARPENER. 426 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,785 ( growls ) 427 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:08,121 OH. OH, UM... OKAY. 428 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:09,789 HMM... 429 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,424 HERE. 430 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,792 ( growls ) 431 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,594 OH. OKAY, UH... 432 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,663 LET'S SEE... 433 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,298 WHAT IF I DID THIS? 434 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,732 ( growls ) 435 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,834 YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. 436 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,670 ( grumbling ) 437 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:26,673 THERE'S NO WAY I'LL GET INTO AN IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL NOW. 438 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,142 I PROBABLY WON'T EVEN GET INTO VASSAR. 439 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,943 I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH 440 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,146 OF YOUR VASSAR BASHING, YOUNG LADY. 441 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:36,649 MOM, IT FEELS REALLY WEIRD HAVING YOU ON MY TURF. 442 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:39,252 HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I STARTED MOPPING THE FLOOR? 443 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,354 - I'D BE THRILLED. YOU CAN START RIGHT NOW. - D'OH! 444 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,523 AND I'LL KEEP TEACHING YOUR CLASS-- 445 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:44,624 LIKE IT OR LUMP IT. 446 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,759 WELL, THEN 447 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:50,630 I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO GET INTO THE CRAWL SPACE AGAIN. 448 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,732 I HATE IT WHEN HE GETS IN THERE. 449 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,336 ( grunting ) 450 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,874 PSST. OVER HERE. 451 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,777 HUH? 452 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,979 MOM, I NEED A DOLLAR. 453 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,481 EVER SINCE YOU STARTED TEACHING HERE, 454 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:09,649 KIDS HAVE BEEN TAKING MY LUNCH MONEY. 455 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,651 I NEED THAT MONEY FOR CANDY. 456 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,620 HERE YOU GO, PRECIOUS. 457 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,789 NOW GO OFF WITH YOUR FRIENDS. 458 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,825 HERE YOU GO, PRECIOUS. 459 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,393 ( grunts and groans ) 460 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,231 WHY ISN'T MY MOM STOPPING THIS? 461 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:28,167 WE'VE CREATED A DIVERSION. 462 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,836 THAT'S A VERY NICE JIG, KEARNEY. 463 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,539 ISN'T DANCING MUCH MORE FUN THAN BULLYING? 464 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:33,506 YEAH. 465 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,845 THAT'S IT. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE. 466 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,147 I GOT TO GET THE REAL TEACHERS BACK. 467 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:45,252 BART, YOU'LL NEVER GET KRABAPPEL AND SKINNER TOGETHER AGAIN. 468 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,854 THEY'RE LIKE TWO POSITIVELY CHARGED IONS. 469 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,522 ZUH? 470 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:50,690 WAIT! THAT'S IT. 471 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,025 WITH YOUR BOOK SMARTS, AND MY ABILITY 472 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:55,161 TO EXPLOIT PEOPLE WITH BOOK SMARTS 473 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,197 WE CAN FIGURE OUT A PLAN TO GET THEM BACK TOGETHER. 474 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:01,768 A SURPRISE PARTY FOR ME IN PRINCIPAL SKINNER'S OFFICE? 475 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,404 WELL, I DON'T KNOW... BUT ALL RIGHT. 476 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,506 ME? GO TO MY OFFICE? 477 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,208 IT'S HIGHLY IRREGULAR, BUT ALL RIGHT. 478 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,877 AND YOU'RE NOT COMING OUT 479 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,346 UNTIL YOU REACH AN AGREEMENT. 480 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,947 Skinner: LET US OUT, BART! 481 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:17,250 Mrs. Krabappel: THIS IS NOT FUNNY! 482 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:18,585 OPEN THIS DOOR! 483 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:22,188 DON'T WORRY. THEY'LL START NEGOTIATING. 484 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,091 EDNA: LET US OUT! 485 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,926 SKINNER: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET US OUT! 486 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,895 MAN, THIS IS LIKE 'NAM! 487 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,196 LET US OUT! 488 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,732 COME ON, OR YOU WILL BE S SORRY! 489 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,967 ( Mrs. Krabappel whimpering ) 490 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,135 ( shouting stops ) 491 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:39,972 ( shouting resumes ) 492 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,309 SKINNER: YOU'RE GOING TO BE VERRRRRY, VERY SORRY! 493 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:47,213 WELL, SEYMOUR, I GUESS WE COULD START TALKING. 494 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,147 WHAT'S THE POINT? 495 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,416 THERE'S NO MORE MONEY 496 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:52,251 UNLESS YOU'VE GOT SOME MAGIC NEW SOURCE OF REVENUE. 497 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,321 WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. 498 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,323 THEY'VE GOT US LOCKED IN HERE LIKE PRISONERS. 499 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,758 PRISONERS IN OUR OWN SCHOOL. 500 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,260 AH! AH! 501 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,165 THIS IS A GREAT WAY TO MAKE 502 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,767 EXTRA MONEY-- RENTING OUT 503 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,937 OUR CLOAKROOMS TO THE OVERCROWDED PRISON SYSTEM. 504 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,940 YO. I USED TO SIT RIGHT OVER THERE. 505 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,943 ( children whimpering ) 506 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,912 IT'S ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN. JUST IGNORE THE MURDERER. 507 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:23,015 AS A BONUS, SOME OF OUR MORE TROUBLESOME STUDENTS 508 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:25,017 MIGHT BE SCARED STRAIGHT. 509 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,487 PSST, KID. 510 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,589 HELP ME BREAK OUT OF HERE. 511 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,091 I'LL TOTALLY MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE. 512 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,660 I'M LISTENING. 513 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,078 Shh!