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( bell ringing )

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( whistle blowing )

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( playing the blues )

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( horn honks )

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D-OHH!

6
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( screams )

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HEY, KIDS, IT'S STORY TIME.

8
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I'M GOING TO TELL YOU THE STORY
OF KRUSTY'S EXPENSIVE NEW SUIT.

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HIS SEXUAL HARASSMENT SUIT!

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( laughing )

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Oh, boy...

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ANYWAY, AS PART
OF KRUSTY'S PLEA BARGAIN

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HE HAS A NEW COURT-ORDERED
SIDEKICK

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MS. NO-MEANS-NO.

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WHOA, YOU'RE HOT!

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LET'S GET SOME DINNER
AFTER THE SHOW.

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( blowing shrilly )

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I HAVE DINNER
WITH ALL MY EMPLOYEES

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RIGHT, SIDESHOW MEL?

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WE'VE NEVER SPOKEN
OUTSIDE OF WORK.

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( laughs )

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OH...

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I'M SURPRISED
HE DOESN'T TRY

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TO BLAME HIS PROBLEMS
ON HIS PERCODAN ADDICTION.

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IT WASN'T MY FAULT.

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IT WAS THE PERCODAN.

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IF YOU ASK ME,
THAT STUFF ROTS YOUR BRAIN.

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AND NOW A WORD
FROM OUR NEW SPONSOR.

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PERCODAN?! AW, CRAP!

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BART, ARE YOU READY
FOR YOUR HISTORY TEST?

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YOU BET, MOM.
ASK ME ANYTHING.

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OKAY. WHO WAS GEORGE
WASHINGTON CARVER?

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UM... THE GUY WHO CHOPPED UP
GEORGE WASHINGTON?

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REALLY? WOW.

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BART, YOU SAID YOU
WERE GOING TO STUDY.

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( groaning ):
OH, MY STOMACH.

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YOU JUST DON'T WANT
TO TAKE THAT TEST.

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NO, I MEAN IT.

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IT REALLY HURTS.

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MOM, I THINK HE'S SERIOUS.

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KIDS ARE SO NAIVE.

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LISA, WHEN YOU
GET TO BE OUR AGE

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YOU'LL LEARN
A FEW THINGS.

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LIKE WHEN A SIGN SAYS,
"DO NOT FEED THE BEARS,"

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MAN, YOU'D BETTER NOT
FEED THE BEARS.

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NOW GET TO SCHOOL, BOY.

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MRS. KRABAPPEL, I
CAN'T TAKE THE TEST.

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I HAVE A STOMACHACHE.

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WELL, THAT'S A LAME EXCUSE
FOR AN EXCUSE.

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LOOK, IF YOU IGNORE ME AND I DIE

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YOU'LL GET IN A LOT OF TROUBLE.

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READ PAGE SIX
OF THE SCHOOL CHARTER.

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"NO TEACHER
SHALL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

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IF BART SIMPSON DIES."

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WE'RE ALSO ABSOLVED IF MILHOUSE
GETS EATEN BY THE SCHOOL SNAKE.

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Milhouse:
HEY, COOL,
THERE'S A RABBIT IN HERE.

57
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MRS. KRABAPPEL

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I'M DONE FAILING THE TEST.

59
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CAN I PLEASE GO TO THE NURSE?

60
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GOSH, BART,
MAYBE YOU REALLY ARE IN PAIN.

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WELL, IT WOULD BE CRUEL
NOT TO LET YOU GO.

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( humming
"The Star-Spangled Banner" )

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( humming
"Stars and Stripes Forever")

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NOW YOU MAY GO.

65
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LUNCH LADY DORIS?

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WHY ARE YOU HERE?

67
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BUDGET CUTS.

68
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THEY'VE EVEN GOT
GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE
TEACHING FRENCH.

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BONJOUR,
YOU CHEESE-EATIN'
SURRENDER MONKEYS.

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LOOK, MY STOMACH REALLY HURTS.

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ALL I CAN GIVE YOU

72
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ARE THESE CHEWABLE
PROZAC FOR KIDS.

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YOUR CHOICE--

74
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MANIC-DEPRESSIVE MOUSE

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OR THE BLUEBIRD OF UNHAPPINESS.

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SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS,
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET

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OUR NEW SCHOOL NURSE,
LUNCH LADY DORIS.

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YEAH, NICE TO SEE YOU.
SEYMOUR, WHY IS THAT STUDENT

79
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LYING UNCONSCIOUS ON THE FLOOR?

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WELL, IN MANY CASES,
THE FLOOR IS THE BES...

81
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OH, LOOK, HERE
COMES LUMPY

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THE SCHOOL SNAKE.

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HELP!
HELP!

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HELP!

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OH, LORD.

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( dramatic theme music
playing )

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DON'T WORRY, SON.

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YOU'LL BE FINE.

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THIS BOY'S APPENDIX IS INFLAMED
AND ABOUT TO BURST

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WHICH WILL MAKE IT EASIER
TO FIND ONCE I GET IN THERE.

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( laughs )

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MAN, THESE ARE PRIMO SEATS.

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I COULD REALLY GO
FOR A HOT DOG.

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HOMER, THIS IS
AN OPERATION.

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HOT DOGS!

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GET YOUR
HOT DOGS HERE!

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WHOO-HOO!

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OKAY, BART,
I WILL COUNT TO THREE

99
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AND YOU WILL BE
SOUND ASLEEP.

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ONE, TWO, THREE.

101
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OUT LIKE A LIGHT.

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SCALPEL.

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( yells )

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OOPSIE.

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MAYBE IF I FIDDLE
WITH THESE KNOBS.

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( sniffs )

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HEY, I SMELL GAS.

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( sniffs )

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PLEASANT GAS.

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NIGHT-NIGHT GAS.

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HOW'S MY SPECIAL LITTLE GUY?

112
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HOW YOU FEELING,
BIG BROTHER?

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OH, THIS IS WONDERFUL.

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YOU'RE ALIVE.

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Bart:
NO THANKS TO YOU, HOMER.

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WHY, YOU LITTLE..!

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( gasping )

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NOW, HOMER, PLEASE.

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THE BOY'S JUST HAD
A VERY SERIOUS OPERATION.

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OH, RIGHT.

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Dr. Hibbert:
Now Bart,

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I FOUND THE CULPRIT--

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A JAGGED METAL CEREAL "O."

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WICKED! I GOT THIS COOL SCAR

125
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AND I GET TO MISS
A WEEK OF SCHOOL.

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( clamoring )

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DR. HIBBERT, CAN I HAVE
MY APPENDIX OUT?

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YEAH, ME TOO.

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I WANT MINE
OUT FIRST.

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( laughs )

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WHY NOT? FOLLOW ME, KIDS.

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NURSE, PREP THESE CHILDREN.

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( cheering )

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I'M GLAD
YOU'RE OKAY, BART.

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( saxophone playing )

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BLEEDING GUMS
MURPHY!

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LITTLE LISA...

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IT'S GOOD TO SEE YA AGAIN.

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IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.

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( saxophone playing )

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MY FRIENDS CALL ME
BLEEDING GUMS.

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HOW'D YOU GET A NAME LIKE THAT?

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LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY--
YOU EVER BEEN TO THE DENTIST?

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YEAH.

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NOT ME.

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I SUPPOSE
I SHOULD GO TO ONE

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BUT I GOT ENOUGH PAIN
IN MY LIFE AS IT IS.

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WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?

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MY BROTHER JUST HAD
HIS APPENDIX OUT.

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IS HE GONNA BE OKAY?

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HELLO, I'M DR. CHEEKS.

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I'M DOING MY ROUNDS,
AND I'M A LITTLE BEHIND.

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HE'LL BE FINE.

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LISA, I SURE AM GLAD
YOU DROPPED BY.

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YOU'RE THE FIRST VISITOR
I'VE HAD.

156
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WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?

157
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I DON'T REALLY
HAVE A FAMILY.

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ALL I HAD WAS A LITTLE BROTHER
WHO GREW UP TO BECOME A DOCTOR.

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HE USED TO LAUGH
AT THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE TIMES.

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( laughing )

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HEY, I'VE GOT AN OLDER BROTHER
THAT I'LL NEVER SEE.

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HE'S A JAZZ MUSICIAN,
OR SOME SUCH.

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OH, WELL. BYE-BYE.

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IT MUST BE AWFUL
TO BE ALL ALONE
IN THE WORLD.

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WELL, I ALWAYS HAD MY MUSIC.

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I LEARNED AT THE FEET
OF BLIND WILLIE WITHERSPOON.

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I'VE BEEN PLAYING JAZZ
FOR 30 YEARS

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AND I JUST CAN'T MAKE
A GO OF IT.

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I WANT YOU TO HAVE
MY SAXOPHONE.

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THIS ISN'T A SAXOPHONE.

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IT'S AN UMBRELLA.

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SO I'VE BEEN PLAYING
AN UMBRELLA FOR 30 YEARS?

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WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY
TELL ME?

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WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.

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THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

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THEN I GOT MY BIG BREAK.

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I WAS ON STEVE ALLEN'S
TONIGHT SHOW.

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( laughing )

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NOW, A BRILLIANT JAZZ MUSICIAN

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WHO'S INSPIRED ME
TO DO SOME IMPROV POETRY.

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"TWINKLE, TWINKLE, GROOVY CAT

182
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"HOW I WONDER WHERE YOU AT.

183
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"I REALLY LOVE
THE WAY YOU COOK.

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JUST LIKE ME
WHEN I WROTE THIS BOOK."

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"HOW TO MAKE LOVE
TO STEVE ALLEN."

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FROM THE AUTHOR OF...

187
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AND...

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( giggling )

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I CUT MY FIRST
AND ONLY ALBUM:

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"SAX ON THE BEACH."

191
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BUT THEN I SPENT ALL MY MONEY
ON MY $1,500-A-DAY HABIT.

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I'D LIKE ANOTHER
FABERGE EGG, PLEASE?

193
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SIR, DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH?

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I'LL TELL YOU
WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!

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Lisa:
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU WORKED?

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IN '86,

197
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WHEN I DID A GUEST SHOT
ON THE COSBY SHOW.

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HEY, KIDS.

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00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:44,257
MEET GRANDPA MURPHY.

200
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BUT WE HAVE
THREE GRANDPAS ALREADY.

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THIS ONE'S A GREAT
JAZZ MUSICIAN.

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OH, THEY ALL ARE.

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UH-OH.

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YOU SEE, THE KIDS--

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THEY LISTEN
TO THE RAP MUSIC

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WHICH GIVES THEM
THE BRAIN DAMAGE

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WITH THEIR HIPPIN'
AND THEIR HOPPIN'

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00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:02,610
AND THE BIPPIN'
AND THE BOPPIN'.

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00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:06,513
SO THEY DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE JAZZ IS ALL ABOUT.

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00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,950
YOU SEE, JAZZ IS LIKE
A JELL-O PUDDING POP.

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00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:13,120
NO. ACTUALLY, IT'S
MORE LIKE KODAK FILM.

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00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:16,456
NO. ACTUALLY, JAZZ
IS LIKE THE NEW COKE.

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00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,425
IT'LL BE AROUND FOREVER.

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00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:19,627
( laughing )

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00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:23,697
WOW! YOU'VE HAD
SOME CAREER.

216
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ALTHOUGH THE MORAL
SEEMS TO BE

217
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THAT A LIFETIME OF JAZZ
LEAVES YOU SAD AND LONELY.

218
00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:30,403
WELL, BEFORE YOU
CAME TO VISIT

219
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I WOULD HAVE AGREED
WITH YOU.

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THIS JUST IN.

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KRUSTY THE CLOWN STAGED
A PRESS CONFERENCE TODAY

222
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TO DEFEND HIMSELF
AGAINST CHARGES

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THAT HIS PRODUCTS ARE UNSAFE,
HIS THEME PARK IS A DEATHTRAP

224
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AND THAT HE'S MARKETING VIDEOS
OF TONYA HARDING'S WEDDING
NIGHT.

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AND I CONTEND THAT THOSE
TOURISTS WERE DECAPITATED

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BEFORE THEY ENTERED
THE KRUSTYLAND HOUSE OF KNIVES.

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NEXT QUESTION.

228
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WHAT ABOUT THAT LITTLE BOY
WHO GOT APPENDICITIS

229
00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,431
FROM EATING YOUR CEREAL?

230
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TO PROVE THAT THIS
METAL "O" IS HARMLESS

231
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:04,004
I WILL PERSONALLY EAT ONE.

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00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:06,006
( munching: )
SEE, THERE'S NOTHING...

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00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:09,576
( gagging and yelping )

234
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,611
AH, BOY!

235
00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:14,147
THIS THING
IS SHREDDING MY INSIDES!

236
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,249
UH, KRUSTY,
THAT WASN'T
THE METAL ONE.

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00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,185
THAT WAS A REGULAR
KRUSTY "O."

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IT'S POISON.

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00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,621
Bleeding Gums:
SO, YOU ALL SET

240
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,356
FOR YOUR RECITAL?

241
00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,291
I SURE AM!

242
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,659
LOOK!

243
00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:26,694
I STOPPED BRUSHING MY TEETH

244
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,762
SO I CAN PLAY JUST LIKE YOU.

245
00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:29,797
AW.

246
00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:32,700
LISA, HONEY, MUSIC COMES
FROM WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART

247
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,134
NOT WHAT'S ON YOUR TEETH.

248
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,502
COME ON.
LET'S JAM.

249
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,605
* LIFT ME

250
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,709
* WON'T YOU LIFT ME

251
00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:45,946
* ABOVE THE OLD ROUTINE?

252
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,948
* MAKE IT NICE

253
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,983
* PLAY IT CLEAN

254
00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:53,721
* JAZZMAN

255
00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:05,465
* WHEN THE JAZZMAN'S
TESTIFYING *

256
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:09,136
* A FAITHLESS MAN BELIEVES

257
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:13,640
* WE CAN SING YOU
INTO PARADISE *

258
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:18,478
* OR BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES

259
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,715
* JAZZMAN

260
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:25,853
* OH, JAZZMAN.

261
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:33,994
HEY, MOE, WHAT'LL YOU GIVE
ME FOR AN A.A. CHIP?

262
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,396
BARNEY, THIS
IS A FIVE-MINUTE CHIP.

263
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,365
EH. IT'S WORTH
THE PABST.

264
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,704
BABY, YOU ARE GOING
TO KNOCK 'EM DEAD.

265
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,073
( coughs )

266
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,676
HERE-- TAKE THIS FOR LUCK.

267
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,378
YOUR SAX!

268
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,747
THANK YOU SO MUCH!

269
00:11:57,150 --> 00:12:01,054
Skinner:
NOW, I HAVE LEARNED THAT MOST

270
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,455
OF THE ORCHESTRA

271
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,357
IS HAVING
THEIR APPENDICES REMOVED.

272
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,927
SO, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
I GIVE YOU THE REMNANTS

273
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,963
OF THE SPRINGFIELD
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL ORCHESTRA.

274
00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:12,232
ON SAXOPHONE,
LISA SIMPSON.

275
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,534
ON TRIANGLE,
MARTIN PRINCE

276
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,736
AND WITH A FLUTE
UP HIS NOSE

277
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:17,604
RALPH WIGGUM.

278
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:18,872
( plays flute )

279
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,473
THAT'S SOME NICE FLUTIN', BOY.

280
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,742
THEY WILL BE PLAYING
"STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER"

281
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:23,911
HOPEFULLY NOT FOREVER.

282
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,950
( murmuring and booing )

283
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:30,951
THIS SUCKS!

284
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:34,021
( playing jazz version )

285
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,595
( cheering )

286
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,566
HEY, BLEEDING GUMS,
I WAS GREAT!

287
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,268
AND I OWE IT ALL TO...

288
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,837
WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. MURPHY?

289
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,939
I'M SORRY. HE PASSED AWAY.

290
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,846
( sobbing )

291
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,051
( sobbing )

292
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,787
LISA, HONEY, ARE YOU
GOING TO BE OKAY?

293
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,823
BLEEDING GUMS
WAS MY HERO

294
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,992
AND I NEVER GOT TO
TELL HIM HOW I FELT.

295
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,693
OH, I'M SURE HE KNEW.

296
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,496
AND I'M SURE THAT WHEREVER
HE IS NOW, HE'S HAPPY.

297
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:17,865
BUT HE WAS THE ONLY PERSON

298
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:20,968
WHO HAD THE SAME LOVE
FOR MUSIC THAT I DO.

299
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,602
( sniffling )

300
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,471
THANK YOU.

301
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:27,007
OH, DAD,
WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE?

302
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,110
IT'S LIKE THE TIME
THAT YOUR CAT SNOWBALL

303
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,279
GOT RUN OVER.
REMEMBER, HONEY?

304
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,213
YEAH.

305
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,681
WHAT I'M SAYING IS

306
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:37,384
ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS GO DOWN TO THE POUND

307
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,886
AND GET A NEW JAZZMAN.

308
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:41,288
( wailing )
OH, DAD!

309
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,191
( sobbing )

310
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,994
OH. I BLEW IT AGAIN.

311
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:47,861
WHAT?

312
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,329
( sucking )

313
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,898
MMM.

314
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,566
HEY, LIS, YOU STILL UPSET
ABOUT THAT JAZZ GUY?

315
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,868
IF IT HELPS

316
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:57,004
I BELIEVE
THAT AFTER YOU DIE

317
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,306
YOU CAN COME BACK
AS WHATEVER YOU WANT.

318
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,874
I'LL BE A BUTTERFLY.

319
00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:01,875
HOW COME?

320
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:06,413
BECAUSE... NOBODY EVER
SUSPECTS "THE BUTTERFLY."

321
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,514
( laughing maniacally )

322
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,918
Skinner:
I DIDN'T BURN DOWN THE SCHOOL.

323
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,585
IT WAS THE BUTTERFLY,
I TELL YOU.

324
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:13,753
THE BUTTERFLY!

325
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:16,323
HE'S CRAZY, BOYS.
GET THE TASER.

326
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,226
( Bart laughing maniacally )

327
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,862
( chuckling )

328
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,431
MAYBE I NEED
TO TALK TO SOMEBODY

329
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,766
WITH A LITTLE MORE
AGE AND WISDOM.

330
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,769
DEATH STALKS YOU
AT EVERY TURN!

331
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:30,737
GRANDPA.

332
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,005
WELL, IT DOES.

333
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,506
( yelping )

334
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,608
THERE IT IS!
DEATH!

335
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,010
IT'S ONLY MAGGIE.

336
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,245
( laughing )

337
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,246
OH, YEAH.

338
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,680
YOU KNOW, AT MY AGE

339
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,083
THE MIND STARTS
PLAYING TRICKS, SO...

340
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:43,917
( screams )

341
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:44,952
DEATH!

342
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:45,852
THAT'S ONLY
THE CAT.

343
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:46,920
OH.

344
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,855
DEATH!

345
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,457
THAT'S MAGGIE AGAIN,
GRANDPA.

346
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,891
OH. WHERE WERE WE?

347
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,961
DEATH!

348
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,098
HOW COME IT WON'T
STOP HURTING?

349
00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,899
OH, LISA,
IT'S NORMAL

350
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,634
TO BE SAD
WHEN A FRIEND DIES.

351
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,870
AND BLEEDING GUMS WAS
A GOOD FRIEND TO YOU.

352
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,974
BUT NOBODY IS REALLY GONE,
AS LONG AS WE REMEMBER THEM.

353
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:09,876
LISA, HONEY, IF YOU REALLY WANT
TO PRESERVE HIS MEMORY

354
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,945
I RECOMMEND GETTING A TATTOO.

355
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,614
IT PRESERVES THE THINGS
YOU LOVE.

356
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,883
"STARLAND VOCAL BAND?!"

357
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,118
THEY SUCK!

358
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,287
DEATH!

359
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,662
ISN'T ANYBODY
GOING TO SHOW UP?

360
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,464
WELL, LISA,
WE'VE WAITED AN HOUR.

361
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:32,832
( clears throat )

362
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:36,669
"DEARLY BELOVED,
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY

363
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:39,739
"TO BID FAREWELL
TO BLOOD AND GUTS MURPHY.

364
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,175
NO! IT WAS
BLEEDING GUMS MURPHY.

365
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,644
UGH! ANYWAY,
"BLOODY GUMS MURPHY

366
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,980
WAS QUITE
A SOUSAPHONE PLAYER..."

367
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:47,947
SAXOPHONE!

368
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,816
HE WAS A JAZZ MUSICIAN.

369
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,151
YOU DIDN'T KNOW HIM!

370
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,319
NOBODY KNEW HIM!

371
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,021
BUT HE WAS A GREAT MAN.

372
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,488
AND I WON'T REST

373
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,124
UNTIL ALL OF SPRINGFIELD

374
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,859
KNOWS THE NAME
BLEEDING GUMS MURPHY!

375
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,795
AND I WON'T REST
UNTIL I'VE GOTTEN A HOT DOG.

376
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,531
HOMER, THIS
IS A CEMETERY.

377
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,933
HOT DOGS! GET
YOUR HOT DOGS HERE!

378
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:07,934
WHOO-HOO!

379
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,136
WHAT DO YOU DO?

380
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,870
FOLLOW MY HUSBAND AROUND?

381
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:14,041
LADY, HE'S PUTTING
MY KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE.

382
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,447
GOOD NEWS, BART.

383
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:25,052
THE KRUSTY "O" CEREAL CORP. HAS
SETTLED YOUR CASE FOR $100,000

384
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,386
LESS, OF COURSE, MY LEGAL FEES.

385
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,055
WHAT KIND OF LEGAL FEES?

386
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,856
WELL, FOR A CASE THIS COMPLEX

387
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:32,959
I HAD TO ASSEMBLE A CRACK
TEAM OF LAWYERS:

388
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,062
RONALD SHAPORO,
TRIAL ATTORNEY.

389
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,496
ALBERT DERSHMAN,
WHO CAN HOLD

390
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,698
THREE BILLIARD BALLS
IN HIS MOUTH.

391
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,367
HOW MUCH OF THE HUNDRED THOU'
DO I GET?

392
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,471
FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS?

393
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,505
YES, WELL, UH...

394
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:46,673
COOL!

395
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:47,674
GLAD
YOU'RE HAPPY.

396
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:48,775
LET'S ROLL.

397
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:51,744
( tires screeching )

398
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:53,580
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

399
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:54,814
500 BUCKS.

400
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,584
OH, JUST THINK WHAT I CAN DO
WITH THAT MONEY.

401
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,721
$500 ON RED.

402
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,592
THE WINNER
IS BLACK.

403
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,595
COOL.

404
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,863
MOM, I WANT TO HONOR
BLEEDING GUMS' MEMORY

405
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,432
BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHERE TO START.

406
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,734
MAYBE YOU COULD GET
THE LOCAL JAZZ STATION

407
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,669
TO DO A TRIBUTE TO HIM, HUH?

408
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,506
JAZZ. THEY JUST MAKE IT UP
AS THEY GO ALONG.

409
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,873
I COULD DO THAT.

410
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,576
( humming
"Mary Had a Little Lamb" )

411
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,044
THAT'S "MARY HAD
A LITTLE LAMB."

412
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,379
OKAY, THEN THIS.

413
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:29,048
( humming
"Mary Had a Little Lamb" )

414
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,117
THAT'S THE SAME THING.

415
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,451
YOU JUST REPLACED "DEES"
WITH "DOOS."

416
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:32,419
D-OHH!

417
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,954
HI. I HAVE A REQUEST.

418
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:35,855
I WOULD LIKE YOU
TO DO A TRIBUTE

419
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,524
TO BLEEDING GUMS MURPHY,
PLEASE.

420
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,691
OH, I'D LOVE TO,
LITTLE SISTER

421
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,059
BUT WE DON'T
HAVE HIS ALBUM.

422
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,461
WHAT IF I COULD FIND IT?

423
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:42,762
WELL, I'D SPIN IT FOR YOU,

424
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,364
BUT, YOU KNOW, AIN'T
NO ONE GONNA HEAR IT.

425
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,466
OUR BROADCAST RANGE
IS ONLY 23 FEET,

426
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,635
WHICH MAKES US
THE MOST POWERFUL JAZZ STATION

427
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:49,902
IN THE ENTIRE U.S. OF A.

428
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:52,038
GEE, YOUR STATION
HAS A LOT OF PROBLEMS.

429
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:52,905
TELL ME ABOUT IT.

430
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,907
JUST LOOK AT
OUR MORNING GUY.

431
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:58,145
HELLO. THIS IS MOLE MAN
IN THE MORNING.

432
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,247
GOOD MOLE MAN TO YOU.

433
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,449
TODAY: PART FOUR OF OUR SERIES

434
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:06,753
OF "THE AGONIZING PAIN
IN WHICH I LIVE EVERY DAY."

435
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:11,724
$250?!

436
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:15,162
BUT I NEED THAT ALBUM
TO HONOR THE MEMORY
OF BLEEDING GUMS MURPHY.

437
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,062
HE'S DEAD?

438
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,630
WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?

439
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,736
OH...

440
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,339
WHERE AM I GOING TO GET $500?

441
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:27,440
( gasps )

442
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:38,017
NOW DRIVE,
SMITHERS, DRIVE!

443
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,524
OHH.

444
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:47,360
EXCUSE ME, MY GOOD MAN,
I HAVE $500 TO BLOW.

445
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:48,195
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

446
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,497
BEHOLD! THE ULTIMATE POG.

447
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:53,733
I'LL TAKE IT!

448
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,878
( whining )

449
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:07,814
LISA,

450
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,349
LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT.

451
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,817
TA-DA!

452
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:11,684
( gasps )

453
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:14,687
BART, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT,
BUT WHY?

454
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,022
WHEN I SAID
MY STOMACH HURT

455
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,024
YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE
WHO BELIEVED ME.

456
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:21,794
OH, THANK YOU, BUT $500?

457
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,197
YOU'LL NEVER SEE
THAT MUCH MONEY AGAIN.

458
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:26,399
OH, YEAH? TAKE
A LOOK AT THIS.

459
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,671
I GOT THE ALBUM.

460
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,775
HERE. YOU CAN LISTEN
TO IT ON THIS.

461
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,679
( static crackling )

462
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,748
I DID THE BEST I COULD,
BLEEDING GUMS.

463
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:48,688
( gasps )

464
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,557
( jazz music playing )

465
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,773
Attention, all units.

466
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,775
Attention, all units.

467
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,443
Poison gas cloud heading for...

468
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:11,378
( static crackling )

469
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,713
( jazz music playing )

470
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,382
AH, THAT'S NICE.

471
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,916
HEY, IT'S GETTING CLOUDY.

472
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,751
( coughing )

473
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,720
OH, BOY.

474
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,290
( horn blaring )

475
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,124
( jazz music continues playing)

476
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,933
THAT WAS FOR YOU, BLEEDING GUMS.

477
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:39,739
YOU'VE MADE
AN OLD JAZZMAN HAPPY, LISA.

478
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:43,910
YOU MUST AVENGE
MY DEATH, KIMBA--
I MEAN SIMBA.

479
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,613
LUKE, I AM
YOUR FATHER.

480
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,415
THIS IS CNN.

481
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:49,916
WILL YOU GUYS PIPE DOWN?

482
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,051
I'M SAYING GOOD-BYE
TO LISA.

483
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,387
All:
WE'RE SORRY.

484
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,489
I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO.

485
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:59,392
SORRY, BUT I HAVE TO.
GOOD-BYE.

486
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,461
( sobbing ):
GOOD-BYE.

487
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,167
OH, WHAT THE HECK?

488
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,469
ONCE MORE FROM THE TOP.

489
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:10,937
YAY!

490
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,806
( playing "Jazzman" )

491
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:21,781
* WHEN THE JAZZMAN'S
TESTIFYING *

492
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:25,918
* A FAITHLESS MAN BELIEVES

493
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:29,956
* HE CAN SING YOU
INTO PARADISE *

494
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:34,861
* OR BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES

495
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:38,865
* JAZZMAN

496
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:42,034
* TAKE MY BLUES AWAY

497
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:46,773
* MAKE MY PAIN
THE SAME AS YOURS *

498
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:50,943
* WITH EVERY CHANGE YOU PLAY

499
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:54,881
* JAZZMAN

500
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:58,918
* OH, JAZZMAN.

501
00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,807
Lisa:
ONE MORE TIME!

502
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,409
Bleeding Gums:
OH, COME ON, LISA.

503
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,411
I GOT A DATE
WITH BILLIE HOLIDAY.

504
00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:27,079
SHH.