1 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,279 ( bell ringing ) 2 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:15,383 D-OHH! 3 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:16,684 ( screams ) 4 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:43,211 AREN'T YOU GLAD WE GOT OUT OF THE HOUSE 5 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:46,013 AND CAME DOWNTOWN FOR A LITTLE CULTURE? 6 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,915 HEH. THEY'RE BUTCHERING THE CLASSICS. 7 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:51,952 COULD THAT BASSOON HAVE COME IN ANY MORE LATE? 8 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:53,421 COME ON, HOMER. 9 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:54,522 THERE'S LASERS. 10 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:55,923 YOU LIKE LASERS. 11 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:57,691 LASER EFFECTS, MIRRORED BALLS-- 12 00:00:57,725 --> 00:01:00,761 JOHN WILLIAMS MUST BE ROLLING AROUND IN HIS GRAVE. 13 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:04,198 ( music segues into "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" ) 14 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:05,099 ( laughing ) 15 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:06,734 DEVILICIOUSLY SATIRICAL. 16 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:09,203 I WONDER IF ANYONE ELSE GOT THAT. 17 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:11,672 WE'RE OUTTA HERE. 18 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:15,109 WHOA. CAREFUL, NOW. 19 00:01:15,143 --> 00:01:16,644 THESE ARE DANGEROUS STREETS 20 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:19,079 FOR US UPPER-LOWER- MIDDLE-CLASS TYPES 21 00:01:19,113 --> 00:01:21,915 SO AVOID EYE CONTACT, WATCH YOUR POCKETBOOK 22 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:23,584 AND SUSPECT EVERYONE. 23 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:24,752 THREE-CARD MONTE. 24 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:25,753 WHOO-HOO! EASY MONEY! 25 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:27,821 HOMER, THESE GAMES ARE FIXED. 26 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:30,391 THEN HOW COME THAT GUY'S WINNING? 27 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,793 WHOA... I, LIKE, TOTALLY WON AGAIN. 28 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:34,428 WAY TO GO, BRO. 29 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:36,630 HE LOOKS AND ACTS JUST LIKE THE DEALER. 30 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:39,800 I THINK THEY'RE RELATED, OR AT LEAST IN CAHOOTS. 31 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:41,269 JUST PICK THE RED CARD. 32 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:42,970 IT'S TOTALLY NOT HARD. 33 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,242 20 ON THIS ONE, MY GOOD MAN. 34 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:50,110 SORRY, DUDE. 35 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:50,978 BLACK. 36 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,283 HOMER, HE CHEATED YOU! 37 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:56,817 ( crowd yelling ) 38 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,519 Man: YOU'RE GIVING THREE CARD MONTE A BAD NAME! 39 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:00,588 SURELY, YOU DON'T BLAME ME. 40 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,089 IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU 41 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,692 WHO ARE RUINING OUR DOWNTOWN PROMENADES AND PIAZZAS. 42 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:07,661 HOW DARE YOU PREY ON THE GREEDY AND STUPID LIKE THIS. 43 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:08,862 BYE-BYE. 44 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,731 SOMEBODY STOP HIM! 45 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,867 HE'S GETTING AWAY! 46 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,669 COME ON! COME ON! 47 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:17,238 NO! MARGE! 48 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:23,377 ( gasping and groaning ) 49 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:25,879 ( wheezing ) 50 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:49,169 UH, I MUST WARN YOU... 51 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:51,472 UM... SOMETIMES ORDINARY PEOPLE 52 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,974 ( stammering ): G-GET, THEY GET 53 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,843 A SURGE OF ADRENALINE. 54 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:57,411 YEE...! 55 00:02:57,445 --> 00:02:58,679 OOH! 56 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:01,048 SEE? 57 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:02,149 CUFF HIM, BOYS. 58 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,851 WE'RE PUTTING THIS DIRTBAG AWAY. 59 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:07,721 HUH. I'LL BE BACK ON THE STREET IN 24 HOURS. 60 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:10,391 WE'LL TRY TO MAKE IT 12. 61 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:14,762 ( gasping and wheezing ) 62 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,897 MARGE, ARE YOU OKAY? 63 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,198 I THINK I'M OKAY. 64 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:20,901 IT WAS SCARY, BUT, IN A WEIRD WAY 65 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,503 IT WAS ALSO KIND OF EXHILARATING. 66 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,104 YES, IT IS EXHILARATING 67 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:26,407 TO SEE THE POLICE GET THEIR MAN 68 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,342 AND SAVE A HYSTERICAL WOMAN. 69 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:30,578 OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 70 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:32,513 EASY NOW, SWEETHEART. 71 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,282 HOMEY'S HERE. 72 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:37,251 HEY, MOM, IS THIS HOW YOU CAUGHT HIM? 73 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:40,187 FACE IT, LIS, YOU'RE TOO PUNY TO... 74 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,855 AAH! OH... 75 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:42,890 ( snickering ) 76 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,358 LISA, UNHAND YOUR BROTHER. 77 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:45,893 ( laughing ) 78 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:48,429 YEAH, LIKE THAT REALLY HURT. 79 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:49,763 ( groaning ) 80 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:51,599 MOM, WAS CATCHING THAT GUY 81 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:54,768 THE MOST INCREDIBLY EXCITING THING YOU'VE EVER DONE? 82 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:56,804 WELL, IT WAS PRETTY EXCITING. 83 00:03:56,837 --> 00:04:01,709 BUT CELERY SOUP'S PRETTY EXCITING TOO. 84 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,312 MM... MM... 85 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:07,648 MM... MM... 86 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:16,590 STRANGE. REGULAR HAM DOESN'T THRILL ME ANYMORE. 87 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:20,661 HMM. I'M CROSSING OVER TO DEVILED HAM. 88 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:27,368 WHOA! 89 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:42,783 MMM... 90 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,685 MARGE! 91 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:46,019 HEY, MRS. SIMPSON, I JUST GOT 92 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:48,922 THE NEW ISSUE OF SPONGE AND VACUUM. 93 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:51,024 THANKS, BENEVENSTANCIANO. 94 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,463 HMM... 95 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:57,565 DEATH SPORTS. 96 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:04,938 HMM... 97 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,641 ( tires screeching ) 98 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:10,110 ALL RIGHT, GET IN THERE. 99 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,545 YOU'RE GOING DOWN. 100 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:12,813 I WANT A PIECE OF HIM. 101 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:15,683 YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY HOT, HUH? 102 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:18,786 WELL, WE GOT EVERYTHING WE NEED ON YOU. 103 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,287 EXCUSE ME. 104 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,622 WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? 105 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,056 THIS BETTER BE ABOUT PIZZA. 106 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:27,395 ACTUALLY, I'M INTERESTED IN BECOMING A POLICE OFFICER. 107 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:30,431 ( raucous laughter ) 108 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,974 ( all gasping and sighing ) 109 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:41,909 WHEW! 110 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,911 WELCOME ABOARD. 111 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:46,414 Homer: YOU DID WHAT?! 112 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:47,981 I BORROWED YOUR NAIL CLIPPER. 113 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,216 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 114 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:50,684 NOTHING. I'M JUST A LITTLE EDGY 115 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:53,186 SINCE YOUR MOTHER TOLD ME SHE WANTS TO BE A COP. 116 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:55,889 COOL. WILL YOU BRING ME ALONG WHEN YOU DO EVICTIONS? 117 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:57,425 YOU GOT IT, LITTLE BUDDY. 118 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,927 YOU BEING A COP MAKES YOU THE MAN! 119 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,161 WHICH MAKES ME THE WOMAN! 120 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,063 AND I HAVE NO INTEREST IN THAT-- 121 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:05,232 BESIDES OCCASIONALLY WEARING THE UNDERWEAR 122 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:08,068 WHICH, AS WE DISCUSSED, IS STRICTLY A COMFORT THING. 123 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:11,004 HOMER, THERE'S NO REASON FOR YOU TO FEEL THREATENED. 124 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:14,007 YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE. 125 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,143 AW, THANKS, HONEY. 126 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,880 ALL RIGHT, YOU SCRAWNY BEANPOLES 127 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:23,183 BECOMING A COP IS NOT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS OVERNIGHT. 128 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:26,754 IT TAKES ONE SOLID WEEKEND OF TRAINING TO GET THAT BADGE. 129 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:28,121 FORGET ABOUT THE BADGE! 130 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:30,123 WHEN DO WE GET THE FREAKIN' GUNS?! 131 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:32,593 I TOLD YOU, YOU DON'T GET YOUR GUN 132 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:33,927 UNTIL YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME. 133 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:37,998 I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR "RULES"! 134 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,748 WOMEN ALWAYS HAVE TROUBLE WITH THE WALL. 135 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:57,317 CAN'T EVER SEEM TO FIND THE DOOR. 136 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:14,101 TSK, TSK, TSK. 137 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,103 YOU MISSED THE BABY. 138 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:18,338 YOU MISSED THE BLIND MAN... 139 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:33,086 SORRY, SIMPSON. 140 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,923 YOU'LL HAVE TO DO THE COURSE AGAIN. 141 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:39,993 I WAS TRYING TO GET THIS MAGIC EYE THING TO WORK. 142 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:42,630 LOOK AT THAT! A PONY! 143 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:47,935 Marge: HEY, EVERYBODY! 144 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,369 MOM'S HOME. 145 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:54,908 THEY DIDN'T HAVE MY SIZE SHIRT, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA. 146 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:01,549 WOW, MOM, I NEVER PICTURED YOU 147 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:04,317 AS ANY KIND OF AUTHORITY FIGURE BEFORE. 148 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:05,619 MARGE, I WANT YOU 149 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:07,821 TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF OUT THERE. 150 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:09,890 YOU'VE BECOME VERY DEAR TO ME. 151 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,324 OH, HOMEY, OF COURSE I WILL. 152 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:12,526 MOM, IF SOMEONE SHOT 153 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,563 AT THE MAYOR, WOULD YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE BULLET? 154 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:17,030 I SUPPOSE I WOULD. 155 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:18,498 WHAT IF THEY SHOT A COKE MACHINE? 156 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:19,533 NO. 157 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:20,734 A TV? NO. 158 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,335 TV WITH A PICTURE OF THE MAYOR ON IT? 159 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:24,404 WHATEVER YOU DO, MOM, WE'LL BE PROUD. 160 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,806 THANK YOU, HONEY. 161 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,175 AS LONG AS IT'S CONSTITUTIONAL. 162 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:29,509 MM... 163 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,579 HOMER, GIVE ME MY PEPPER SPRAY. 164 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:35,048 AW, MARGE. ONE SQUIRT AND YOU'RE SOUTH OF THE BORDER. 165 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:39,853 MMM... INCAPACITATING. 166 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,523 ( all talking ) 167 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:45,092 WHAT'S GOING ON TODAY? 168 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:47,595 ALL RIGHT, SETTLE, PEOPLE. PEOPLE, SETTLE! 169 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,930 WOOD AND VAN ZUYLEN, STAKE OUT DONUTLAND. 170 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,098 WHEN THEY FRY UP 171 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:53,366 A FRESH BATCH, CALL IT IN. 172 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,235 KENEALLY AND ERHART, BACK 'EM UP. 173 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:57,537 FITZ AND GARCIA, IT'S YOUR TURN 174 00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:59,272 TO SLEEP IN. 175 00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:02,542 AND, SIMPSON-- SEEING HOW THIS 176 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:06,046 IS YOUR FIRST DAY, YOU'RE INEXPERIENCED AND VULNERABLE. 177 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:09,116 YOUR BEAT IS JUNKYVILLE AND BUMTOWN. 178 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,423 HELLO, MR. HUTZ. 179 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:18,626 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THE CONTENTS OF THAT DUMPSTER ARE PRIVATE. 180 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:21,561 YOU STICK YOUR NOSE IN, YOU'LL BE VIOLATING 181 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:23,597 ATTORNEY-DUMPSTER CONFIDENTIALITY. 182 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:25,398 I JUST WANTED TO SAY HELLO. 183 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:26,466 OH. 184 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,068 HELLO. 185 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,737 ( chuckling ) 186 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,414 SO, YOU ARE THE NEW COP ON THE BEAT. 187 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:42,950 OKAY, I KNOW THE DRILL. 188 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:44,652 WHAT WILL IT BE-- 100? 200? 189 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:45,653 200. 190 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:47,487 NO, NO. I MEAN, NOTHING. 191 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:48,889 I DON'T TAKE BRIBES. 192 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,058 YES, OF COURSE YOU DON'T. 193 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,560 I WILL JUST LEAVE THIS MONEY ON THE TABLE 194 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:57,097 WITH MY UNSEEING BACK TO THE MONEY, ON THE TABLE. 195 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,632 APU, NO. 196 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,001 MM. 197 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,137 THAT'S BETTER. THAT'S BETTER. 198 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,439 ( loud arguing ) 199 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:09,009 THIS IS WHY I CAN'T BEAR 200 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,510 TO BE IN THIS HOUSE! 201 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:11,912 I GOT A REPORT 202 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,614 ON A DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE AT THIS ADDRESS. 203 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:15,916 YES, INDEED THERE IS. 204 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,785 THERE'S AN INFLATABLE BATH PILLOW 205 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,687 THAT MOTHER AND I BOTH ENJOY. 206 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,622 SHE CLAIMED IT WAS HER DAY TO USE IT. 207 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,191 I MAINTAINED SHE WAS MISTAKEN. 208 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,458 WE QUARRELED. 209 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:27,360 LATER, AS I PREPARED TO BATHE 210 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:28,862 I NOTICED TO MY HORROR 211 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,864 THAT SOMEONE HAD SLASHED THE PILLOW. 212 00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:32,800 MM-HMM. WHO CALLED THE POLICE? 213 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,134 WE BOTH DID. WE BOTH DID. 214 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,203 WHY DON'T YOU TWO SETTLE DOWN. 215 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,537 I'M SURE YOU CAN GET ANOTHER PILLOW. 216 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:40,540 I COULD SEND IT BACK TO TAIWAN FOR REPAIR 217 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,710 BUT WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO? I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG 218 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:46,513 AND I DON'T GIVE PERMISSION FOR MY FACE TO BE ON TV. 219 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:47,881 I WANT IT BLURRED. 220 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,883 SO MOM, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO 221 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,685 WITH YOUR DAY OFF? 222 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,620 I JUST WANT TO RELAX AND FORGET 223 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,690 THAT I'M PART OF THAT THIN BLUE LINE 224 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:59,359 WHICH STANDS BETWEEN CIVILIZATION AND CHAOS. 225 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,894 ( sighs ) 226 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,629 BART, IT'S ILLEGAL 227 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,032 FOR YOU TO OPERATE THAT CLASS NINE VEHICLE 228 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,633 WITHOUT PADS AND A HELMET. 229 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:07,534 BUT, MOM... 230 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:08,836 IT'S FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY. 231 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,704 UGH! UGH! UGH! 232 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:13,206 TAKE THAT, SAFETY BOY. 233 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,642 THIS PADDING'S SO EASY ON THE KNUCKLES 234 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,745 I COULD PUNCH ALL DAY. 235 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,279 ( Bart groaning ) 236 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,850 I JUST HOPE THEY HAVE US MAGAZINE IN HEAVEN. 237 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,853 HE SAID IT WAS HIS DAY TO USE THE TUB PILLOW. 238 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:28,655 I CAN'T GO TO THE LIBRARY ANYMORE, EVERYBODY STINKS. 239 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,791 ( all talking at once ) 240 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:33,861 DON'T STOP TALKING ON ACCOUNT OF ME. 241 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,864 I MAY BE A COP, BUT I'M STILL YOUR FRIEND. 242 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:41,034 SO, HOW ARE YOU, MRS. KRABAPPEL? 243 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,369 LAW-ABIDING. 244 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,570 I'M DONE. 245 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:48,776 MOE! I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU HERE BEFORE. 246 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:51,044 THESE DAYS MY ROOTS DON'T STAY 247 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:54,614 SO CHESTNUT ON THEIR OWN, OFFICER SIMPSON. 248 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:57,117 YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME OFFICER. 249 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,218 I'M NOT ON DUTY HERE. 250 00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,086 FINISHED. 251 00:11:59,119 --> 00:11:59,987 ( banging ) 252 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,789 ( gasping ) 253 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:02,956 OH. 254 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,724 HEH. IT LOOKS NICE. 255 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,726 IT'S A GOOD LENGTH FOR YOU. 256 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,795 ( laughing ) 257 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,196 ( sighing ) 258 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,831 ( whistling ) 259 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,869 MOM'S POLICE TAPE ISN'T A TOY, DAD. 260 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,370 SHUSH, DEAR. 261 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,972 YOU'LL WRECK DADDY'S FUN. 262 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,075 * BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES 263 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,310 * BRINGING IN... 264 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,812 OH, MY LORD! 265 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,546 SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAS HAPPENED! 266 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,949 ( bursts out laughing ) 267 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:31,751 FOOLED YOU, FLANDERS! 268 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:34,788 MADE YOU THINK YOUR FAMILY WAS DEAD. 269 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,659 DID YOU GET IT? 270 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:40,593 ( faint laughing ) 271 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,429 THEY'RE NOT, THOUGH. 272 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,497 BUT YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE. 273 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:45,598 YEAH. 274 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,600 THAT'S WHY IT WAS SO FUNNY. 275 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,436 BUT THEY'RE NOT. 276 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,471 THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 277 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,842 AND THAT'S THE DRUNK TANK, AND THIS IS MOMMY'S DESK. 278 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,810 MOM, I KNOW YOUR INTENTIONS ARE GOOD, 279 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,011 BUT AREN'T THE POLICE A PROTECTIVE FORCE THAT 280 00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:00,480 MAINTAINS THE STATUS QUO FOR THE WEALTHY ELITES? 281 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:01,949 DON'T YOU THINK WE OUGHT TO 282 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,851 ATTACK THE ROOTS OF SOCIAL PROBLEMS 283 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:06,286 INSTEAD OF JAMMING PEOPLE INTO OVERCROWDED PRISONS? 284 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:10,790 LOOK, LISA-- IT'S McGRUFF THE CRIME DOG. 285 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,860 ( low voice ): HELLO, LISA. 286 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,527 HELP ME BITE CRIME. 287 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:15,963 RUFF, RUFF. 288 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,166 HEY, GREAT NEWS, GUYS. 289 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:22,102 I PICKED UP A NUDIE DECK FOR OUR GAME. 290 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,803 "THE GIRLS OF THE INTERNET." 291 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,706 OOH, I'D GO ON LINE WITH THEM ANY DAY. 292 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,842 ( men laughing ) 293 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,111 HEY, HEY, WE'VE OFFENDED HERMAN. 294 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,713 NO. I'M JUST GOING OUT FOR SOME FRESH AIR. 295 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:36,716 GEEZ, THAT GUY SURE LIKES HIS FRESH AIR. 296 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,386 NONE OF THAT FOR ME. 297 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:40,820 OH... 298 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:41,721 ( coughing ) 299 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,290 OH, YEAH... YEAH. 300 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,691 HEY, HOMER, YOU SURE IT'S OKAY 301 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,293 TO SMOKE CUBAN CIGARS AND GAMBLE HERE 302 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,660 NOW THAT YOUR WIFE'S A COP? 303 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:48,896 ARE YOU KIDDING? 304 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:51,899 BEING A COP HUSBAND IS ONE MIGHTY SWEET DEAL. 305 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:55,402 THIS POLICE RADIO ENTERTAINS ME WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S MISERIES. 306 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,505 WE GET A FREE FUNERAL FOR MARGE-- GOD FORBID-- 307 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:02,675 AND I CAN RUN BACKGROUND CHECKS ON WHOMEVER I WANT... MOHAMMAR. 308 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,843 HOMER, PLEASE, PLEASE. 309 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:06,679 IX-NAY ON THE OHAMMAR-MAY. 310 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,748 HEY, HURRY UP WITH THE CARDS, LENNY. 311 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:11,418 I'VE GOT YOU CLOCKED AT TWO MILES PER HOUR. 312 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,519 COME ON, PUT THAT AWAY. 313 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,221 RADAR GUNS GIVE YOU CANCER. 314 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,923 ALL THE MORE REASON TO HURRY UP. 315 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,725 HEY, WHAT COULD BE GOING A HUNDRED MILES PER.... OH! 316 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,827 ( gasping ) 317 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,830 ILLEGAL GAMBLING IN MY HOUSE? 318 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,866 YOUR HOUSE? YOUR HOUSE? 319 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:30,203 IT'S SO GLAMOROUSLY DECORATED, I THOUGHT I WAS IN VEGAS. 320 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,704 YOU GUYS LIED TO ME. 321 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,040 YOU SAID IT WAS VEGAS. 322 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,041 WE'LL BE GOING. 323 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,109 WE DON'T WANT NO TROUBLE HERE, OFFICER. 324 00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:39,046 MARGE, YOU CHASED AWAY ALL MY POKER BUDDIES. 325 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,780 I DIDN'T MEAN TO. 326 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,115 YOU'VE BECOME SUCH A COP. 327 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:45,352 NOT THAT LONG AGO YOU WERE SO MUCH MORE TO ME. 328 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,088 YOU WERE A CLEANER OF POTS, A SEWER OF BUTTONS 329 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,423 AN UNPLUGGER OF HAIRY CLOGS. 330 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,059 I'M STILL ALL THOSE THINGS. 331 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,594 ONLY NOW I'M CLEANING UP THE CITY 332 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,429 SEWING TOGETHER THE SOCIAL FABRIC 333 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:59,266 AND UNPLUGGING THE CLOGS OF OUR LEGAL SYSTEM. 334 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,900 YOU'RE COOKING WHAT FOR DINNER? 335 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,739 EVERYWHERE I LOOK, SOMEONE IS BREAKING THE LAW. 336 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,076 DOG, NO LEASH. 337 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,078 MAN, LITTERING. 338 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,480 HORSE NOT WEARING DIAPER. 339 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:17,784 CAR PARKED ACROSS THREE HANDICAPPED SPACES. 340 00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:18,885 HOMER! 341 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,087 HEY, MARGE. 342 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,788 HOW'S MY LITTLE PIGLET? 343 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:22,990 HOMER, I'M ON DUTY. 344 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,758 THAT'S OKAY. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING TOO. 345 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,427 YOU HAVE TO MOVE YOUR CAR. 346 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,795 I'LL JUST BE A SECOND, MARGE. 347 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,063 I'M GOING TO GET SOME BEER 348 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,165 FOR THOSE KIDS OVER THERE. 349 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,668 I'M GOING TO PRETEND I DIDN'T HEAR THAT 350 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,005 BUT YOU HAVE TO MOVE YOUR CAR NOW. 351 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,439 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 352 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,774 KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR A REAL COP. 353 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:42,842 THAT'S IT. 354 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,077 I'M GONNA WRITE YOU A TICKET. 355 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,578 COME ON, WE'RE FAMILY! 356 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,913 YOU'RE BREAKING THE LAW. 357 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,117 I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL-- YOU RIP UP THAT TICKET 358 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,619 AND I'LL GIVE YOU BACK YOUR HAT. WHOO! WHOO! 359 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,022 HEE HEE HEE HEE. 360 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:57,857 HOMER! 361 00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:01,161 TAKING AN OFFICER'S CAP IS AN ARRESTABLE OFFENSE. 362 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,696 OOH, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? 363 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,632 ( falsetto: ) OOH, I'M OFFICER MARGE. 364 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,134 I'M GOING TO ARREST YOU... 365 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,801 OOH... WHAT? 366 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,637 OH, MARGE, NOT HERE. 367 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,539 HEY, YOU'RE NOT REALLY ARRESTING ME? 368 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,041 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT 369 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,009 TO REMAIN SILENT. 370 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,977 I CHOOSE TO WAIVE THAT RIGHT. 371 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:21,014 ( screaming ) 372 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,387 ALL RIGHT, SIMPSON, YOU'RE FREE TO GO. 373 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,222 LET ME JUST FINISH 374 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:32,359 THIS LAST LOBSTER TAIL AND RASPBERRY TORTE. 375 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,396 ALL RIGHT, HANS, TIME TO GO. 376 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,897 BUT HE ATE MY LAST MEAL. 377 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:41,034 IF THAT'S THE WORST THING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU TODAY 378 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,535 CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY. 379 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,471 ARE YOU REALLY ALLOWED TO EXECUTE PEOPLE 380 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,972 IN A LOCAL JAIL? 381 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,007 FROM THIS POINT ON, NO TALKING. 382 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,747 I'M SORRY I HAD TO ARREST YOU, HOMER 383 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,549 BUT WHAT I DID WAS RIGHT. 384 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,984 SOMEDAY WHEN YOU REALLY NEED IT, YOU'LL BE HAPPY 385 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,353 THERE ARE DEDICATED COPS LIKE ME OUT THERE. 386 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,255 I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY TO YOU, MARGE. 387 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:05,492 I'M DRAWING A LINE DOWN THE CENTER OF THE HOUSE 388 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,327 A LA I LOVE LUCY. 389 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,529 YOU STAY ON YOUR SIDE AND I'LL STAY 390 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:10,397 ON MY SIDE. 391 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,531 D-OHH! 392 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,200 WHEN MARGE FIRST TOLD ME 393 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,268 SHE WAS GOING TO THE POLICE ACADEMY 394 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:18,205 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN AND EXCITING 395 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,706 LIKE THAT MOVIE-- SPACEBALLS. 396 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,209 BUT, INSTEAD, IT'S BEEN PAINFUL AND DISTURBING 397 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,610 LIKE THAT MOVIE POLICE ACADEMY. 398 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,045 HOMER, I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE BEER SUPPLY. 399 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,548 AFTER THIS CASE AND THE OTHER CASE 400 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,283 THERE'S ONLY ONE CASE LEFT. 401 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,285 ( muffled ): YEAH, YEAH. BARNEY'S RIGHT. 402 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:35,288 ( deep voice ): YEAH. LET'S GET SOME MORE BEER. 403 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:36,589 YEAH. WHAT ABOUT SOME BEER? 404 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:37,524 YEAH, BARNEY'S RIGHT. 405 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,025 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, PIPE DOWN. 406 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,394 I GOT SOME MORE IN THE GARAGE. 407 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:44,097 I'LL GET IT FOR YOU, HOMER. 408 00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:47,467 HMM. I WONDER WHY HE'S SO EAGER TO GO TO THE GARAGE. 409 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,901 THE GARAGE? 410 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,303 HEY, FELLAS, THE GARAGE. 411 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:53,273 OOH, LA-DI-DA, MR. FRENCH MAN. 412 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,407 WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? 413 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,475 A CAR HOLE. 414 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,648 YOU'RE LATE, HERMAN. 415 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,583 SURELY, YOU DON'T MIND 416 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,153 WAITING FOR MERCHANDISE OF THIS QUALITY, MR. JERICHO. 417 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,087 HUH. LOOKS LIKE GOOD STUFF. 418 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:11,158 BUT, OF COURSE, I'LL HAVE TO SAMPLE IT FIRST. 419 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,625 THESE ARE FABULOUS. 420 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,461 YEAH. 421 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:18,765 WHO WOULD SUSPECT THAT THEY'RE COUNTERFEIT JEANS? 422 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,568 AND WHAT BETTER PLACE TO MAKE THE BUY 423 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,136 THAN IN A COP'S GARAGE 424 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,572 WHERE NO ONE WOULD SUSPECT A THING. 425 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,740 ( both snickering ) 426 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,778 ( laughter getting progressively louder ) 427 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,846 HERMAN, I HAD TO COME OUT HERE TO SEE WHAT'S SO FUNNY. 428 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,415 ( gasps ) 429 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,350 A COUNTERFEIT JEANS RING OPERATING OUT OF MY CAR HOLE! 430 00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:38,851 I'M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE. 431 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:39,852 WAIT HERE. 432 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,521 NOT SO FAST. 433 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,690 OKAY. 434 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,192 MAYBE YOU SHOULD 435 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,726 JUST STOP ENTIRELY. 436 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,197 HERMAN, HOW COULD YOU? 437 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,465 WE'VE ALL THOUGHT ABOUT COUNTERFEITING JEANS 438 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,868 AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE VICTIMS? 439 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:58,104 HARDWORKING DESIGNERS LIKE CALVIN KLEIN 440 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,607 GLORIA VANDERBILT OR ANTOINE BUGLE BOY. 441 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,610 THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO SAW AN OVERCROWDED MARKETPLACE 442 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,278 AND SAID, "ME TOO." 443 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,347 ADVANCE ON HIM, MEN. 444 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:10,650 I DON'T THINK THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA. 445 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:11,518 OH, NO. 446 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,620 IT'S GLORIA VANDERBILT, OUT FOR REVENGE. 447 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,721 NO. 448 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:18,225 IT'S OFFICER SIMPSON, OF THE POLICE. 449 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,831 HERMAN, YOUR BEEF IS WITH ME. 450 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,866 LEAVE THE GIRL OUT OF THIS! 451 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,000 OKAY. 452 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,536 HOMER! 453 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,204 IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME. 454 00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:33,573 SELL THE JEANS AND LIVE LIKE A QUEEN! 455 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,810 IS BART HOME? 456 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,046 JUST TAKING MAGGIE FOR A STROLL. 457 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,386 I GUESS I AM PUTTING UP THE HALLOWEENIE DECORATIONS 458 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,554 A LITTLE EARLY. 459 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,489 CRITICISM ACCEPTED. 460 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,490 MMM... 461 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,624 MARGE! 462 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,028 BUST HIM, MOM! ( cheering ) 463 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,364 GO BACK TO BED. 464 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,432 DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE. 465 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:00,567 ( both groan ) 466 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,837 ( muffled groaning ) 467 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,839 LOOKS LIKE YOUR WIFE 468 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,941 IS EMBARKING UP THE WRONG TREE. 469 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,046 FREEZE! 470 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,448 EVERY MOTHER KNOWS 471 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:18,117 THE SECRET ENTRANCE TO HER SON'S TREE HOUSE. 472 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,119 OH, MARGE, YOU SAVED MY LIFE. 473 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,054 I'M SORRY I TEASED YOU. 474 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,056 YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD COP. 475 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,426 I'M PROUD OF YOU. 476 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,430 SO LONG. GOT TO CATCH THE 501. 477 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,531 HE'S GETTING AWAY! 478 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,732 YOU BLEW IT, MARGE! 479 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,133 I DON'T THINK SO. 480 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,068 ( fabric shredding ) 481 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,538 FOILED BY MY OWN SHODDY MERCHANDISE...! 482 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,540 THAT'S MY AMBULANCE. I CALLED FOR IT FOUR HOURS AGO. 483 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,775 MARGE, HOW DID YOU KNOW? 484 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:43,876 THAT THE PANTS WOULD RIP? 485 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:44,877 NO. WHAT I WAS WONDERING... 486 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,713 YEARS OF BUYING PANTS 487 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,881 FOR TWO ACTIVE CHILDREN AND A FULL-SEATED HUSBAND 488 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,717 HAS GIVEN ME A SIXTH SENSE FOR SHODDY STITCHING. 489 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:51,784 WHICH THESE JEANS HAVE IN SPADES. 490 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,653 THAT'S SOME NICE WORK, SIMPSON 491 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,556 BUT WE CAN'T HOLD HIM-- THERE'S NO EVIDENCE. 492 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,725 YES THERE IS. THERE'S A GARAGE FULL OF COUNTERFEIT JEANS. 493 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,927 THEY'VE, UH, MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED. 494 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,329 ( zippers zipping ) 495 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,096 LOOKING GOOD, BOYS. 496 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,298 THAT'S IT. 497 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,667 THERE'S TOO MUCH CORRUPTION ON THIS FORCE. 498 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:08,901 I QUIT. 499 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:12,204 ( raucous laughter ) 500 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,612 ( sighs heavily ) 501 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:22,515 SORRY TO LOSE YOU, SIMPSON. 502 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,786 I DON'T THINK THEY'RE COMING BACK. 503 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,421 WELL, THAT DOES IT. THAT DOES IT. 504 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:31,858 I'M LOOKING AT HIS CARDS. AH, CRAP. I FOLD. 505 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,546 SHH!