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( bell ringing )

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D-OHH!

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( screams )

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AH, IS THERE NOTHING
SO INTOXICATING

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AS THE SCHOOL HALLWAY
AT EARLY MORN?

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( sniffing )

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SCHOOL NORMALLY DOESN'T SMELL
SO RANK.

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( sniffing )

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AH, WASHBASIN FRESH.

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THAT FUNK MUST BE COMING
FROM ONE OF THE CLASSROOMS.

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AH, POOR FELLOW.

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CRUSHED BY HIS OWN WATER BOTTLE.

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( laughing )

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( knocking )

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WILLIE, SOMETIME
OVER THE HOLIDAY WEEKEND

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THE BELOVED
GRADE FOUR GERBIL, UH...

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SUPER DUDE,
LOST HIS LIFE.

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I NEED YOU TO AIR OUT
THE CLASSROOM AND GIVE

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SUPER DUDE A PROPER BURIAL.

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GAH!

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YEAH, YOU'RE LUCKY

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YOU'RE GETTING A DECENT BURIAL.

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ME OWN FATHER
GOT THROWN IN THE BOG.

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WHAT IN THE NAME OF SAINT
EPHISIOCRITUS?

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( rumbling )

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( yells )

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YUCK, WHAT REEKS?

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SMELLS LIKE ONE
OF VAN HOUTEN'S.

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IT DOES NOT.

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( rumbling )

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MISS HOOVER,
THE FLOOR IS SHAKING.

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RALPH, REMEMBER THE TIME
YOU THOUGHT THE...

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( yells )

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NOW, BEFORE WE ADJOURN,
GENTLEMAN, I HAVE

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ONE LAST MATTER
OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE.

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I NEED TO SEND THIS PARCEL

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WITH THE PROFIT PROJECTIONS
TO PETE PORTER IN PASADENA

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AND IT ABSOLUTELY

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POSITIVELY

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HAS TO BE THERE

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OVERNIGHT.

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PETE PORTER.
PASS IT ON.

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PASADENA, PROMPTLY.

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PACKAGE TO PARCEL
PROCESSING, PRONTO.

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PROFOUNDLY PRESSING PACKAGE OF
POWER PLANT PROFIT PROJECTIONS

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FOR PETE PORTER IN PASADENA.

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PRIORITY?

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PRECISELY.

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HMM?
( growls )

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( panting )

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HERE'S YOUR PACKAGE,
MR. BURNS!

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( sputtering )

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MY NAME IS THE RETURN ADDRESS,
YOU SENSELESS DUNDERPATE.

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SMITHERS, WHO
IS THIS NINCOMPOOP?

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I'VE WORKED HERE FOR TEN YEARS

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AND MY BOSS DOESN'T
EVEN KNOW MY NAME.

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WELL, THAT'S GOING
TO CHANGE RIGHT NOW!

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MY NAME IS HOMER J. SIM...

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OW! ...SON.

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HMM, SOUNDED LARGE
WHEN I ORDERED IT.

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I CAN'T MAKE HIDE NOR HAIR
OF THESE METRIC BOOBY TRAPS.

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MY LORD!

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SUCH DESTRUCTION.

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SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS!

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HOW ARE YOU GOING?

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WHY IS IT
WHEN I HEARD

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THE WORD "SCHOOL"
AND THE WORD "EXPLODED"

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I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT
OF THE WORD "SKINNER"!

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Man:
CONGRATULATIONS, GENTLEMEN

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YOUR CUSTODIAN STRUCK OIL.

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YOU'RE STANDING ON TOP
OF THE RICHEST ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

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IN THE STATE.

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HE ALSO FOUND THIS.

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THANK YOU, SUPER DUDE.

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( grunts )

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( shudders )

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A NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATION
WITH OIL?!

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I WON'T ALLOW IT.

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AN OIL WELL DOESN'T
BELONG IN THE HANDS

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OF BETSY BLEEDINGHEART
AND MAYNARD G. MUSKEYVOTE.

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( panting ):
SIR, HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH
EXERCISE FOR THIS MORNING?

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NO.

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LET'S GO
ANOTHER 20 MILES.

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OH...

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( pinballs rattling )

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HELLO, LENNY,
CARL, GUILLERMO.

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HELLO, UH...

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OH, UM, UM...

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DON'T TAKE IT SO HARD, HOMER.

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HE'S ALWAYS SCREWING
UP PEOPLE'S NAMES.

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YEAH, AT THE PICNIC

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HE THOUGHT MY SON RENALDO
WAS MY SON ROLANDO.

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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

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SUPERINTENDENT,
WE MADE THE FRONT PAGE TODAY.

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AH... WHAT'S THAT SAY
UNDER YOUR HAND THERE?

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OH! IT'S AN UNRELATED ARTICLE.

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IT'S AN UNRELATED ARTICLE?

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WITHIN THE BANNER HEADLINE?

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YES. NOW TO REDIRECT
OUR CONVERSATION SLIGHTLY,

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I HAD A FEW IDEAS ON HOW
TO SPEND THIS OIL MONEY.

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WE COULD GIVE EACH STUDENT
A FULL COLLEGE SCHOLARSHIP.

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OH, MERCY... SERIOUSLY, THOUGH,
BEFORE WE DRAW UP THE BUDGET

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I BELIEVE THE STUDENTS
AND FACULTY HAVE
A FEW SUGGESTIONS.

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I WANT A CRYSTAL BUCKET
FOR MY SLOPWATER.

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OH, AND A BRAND NEW
FILTHY BLANKET.

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THE CAFETERIA STAFF

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IS COMPLAINING
ABOUT THE MICE IN THE KITCHEN.

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I WANT TO HIRE A NEW STAFF.

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I'D LIKE TO START A JAZZ PROGRAM
FOR THE MUSIC DEPARTMENT.

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WE'VE GOT A REALLY GREAT
INSTRUCTOR LINED UP.

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Both:
TITO PUENTE!

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HE'S READY TO GIVE UP
THE DRUDGERY

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OF THE PROFESSIONAL
MAMBO CIRCUIT

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AND SETTLE INTO A NICE
TEACHING JOB.

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MAN, IT WOULD
BE MY PLEASURE!

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LISA HAS TOLD ME
ALL YOUR STUDENTS

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ARE AS BRIGHT AND DEDICATED
TO JAZZ AS SHE IS.

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MM, MMM, MMM...

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LET'S GO NOW, MR. PUENTE.

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Ralph:
CHOCOLATE MICROSCOPES.

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Otto:
YOU KNOW THOSE GUITARS THAT
ARE, LIKE, DOUBLE GUITARS?

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Skinner:
MORE RUBBER STAMPS.

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( buzzing )

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Smithers:
This is your secretary.

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There is one last student
to see you.

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THAT'S ODD.
I DON'T HAVE A SECRETARY

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OR AN INTERCOM,
BUT SEND HIM IN.

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AHOY, THERE, DEAN.

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I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE TAKING
SUGGESTIONS FROM STUDENTS?

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WELL, ME

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AND MY FOURTH FORM CHUMS
THINK IT WOULD BE QUITE CORKING

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IF YOU'D SIGN OVER YOUR OIL WELL
TO THE LOCAL ENERGY CONCERN.

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MR. BURNS...

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IT WAS NAIVE OF YOU
TO THINK I WOULD MISTAKE

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THIS TOWN'S MOST PROMINENT
104-YEAR-OLD MAN

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FOR ONE OF MY
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STUDENTS.

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I WANT THAT OIL WELL.

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I'VE GOT A MONOPOLY
TO MAINTAIN.

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I OWN THE ELECTRIC COMPANY
AND THE WATER WORKS

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PLUS THE HOTEL
ON BALTIC AVENUE.

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THAT HOTEL'S A DUMP, AND
YOUR MONOPOLY'S PATHETIC.

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THE SCHOOL'S OIL WELL
IS NOT FOR SALE

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PARTICULARLY TO A BLACK-HEARTED
SCOUNDREL LIKE YOURSELF!

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I SEE.

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THEN I'LL JUST HAVE TO...
ATTACK YOU!

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I MUST HAVE THAT OIL.

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( groans )

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( panting )

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SMITHERS,
HELP ME SUBDUE THIS...

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BEAST.

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SORRY, SIR;
THIS IS ALL I COULD FIND.

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TAKE THAT!

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AND THAT!

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PLEASE DON'T WASTE THOSE.

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I'M HAPPY FOR
THE SCHOOL.

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IT SOUNDS LIKE THIS MONEY
IS GONNA PROVIDE

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A LOT OF NEW OPPORTUNITIES.

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BIG DEAL.

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THEY DIDN'T APPROVE MY IDEA.

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THEY SAID IT WAS UNFEASIBLE.

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IT I UNFEASIBLE
TO RESURRECT THE DEAD

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AND EVEN IF THE THREE STOOGES
WERE ALIVE

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I DOUBT THEY'D WANT
TO HANG AROUND WITH YOU.

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OH, YEAH. I GUESS THEY'D
PROBABLY WANT TO BE

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WITH THEIR FAMILIES
OR SOMETHING, HUH?

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OH, I HATE MY JOB.

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I MEAN, WHAT'S THE POINT
WHEN YOUR BOSS

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DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER YOUR NAME?

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I HAVE AN IDEA.

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WHAT'S YOUR IDEA?

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WHEN MY FATHER WAS FIRST TRYING
TO CATCH MY MOTHER'S EYE

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HE SENT HER A BOX OF CANDY
WITH HIS PHOTO.

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AFTER THAT,
SHE NEVER FORGOT HIM.

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THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD

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BUT IT'S NOT REALLY YOUR IDEA,
IS IT NOW, MARGE?

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THAT'S IT.

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FUMBLE ABOUT WITH YOUR WIDGETS
AND DO-BOBS.

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IT'LL ALL BE
A MONUMENT TO FUTILITY

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WHEN MY PLAN COMES TO FRUITION.

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SIR, UH...

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WHAT I'M ABOUT
TO SAY VIOLATES

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EVERY SYCOPHANTIC URGE
IN MY BODY

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BUT I WISH
YOU WOULD RECONSIDER.

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THIS ISN'T A RIVAL COMPANY
YOU'RE BATTLING WITH.

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IT'S A SCHOOL.
PEOPLE WON'T STAND FOR IT.

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PISH-POSH.

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IT WILL BE LIKE TAKING CANDY
FROM A BABY.

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SAY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LARF.

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LET'S TRY IT RIGHT NOW.

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THERE'S SOME CANDY
RIGHT HERE, SIR.

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WHY DON'T WE EAT THIS
INSTEAD OF STEALING?

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OH, VERY WELL.

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MM.

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LOOK, THERE'S
A PHOTO IN HERE.

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Burns:
YES. I BELIEVE THAT'S LITTLE

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MAGGIE SIMPSON,
THE BABY WHO FOUND

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MY PRECIOUS TEDDY
BEAR, BOO BOO.

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OH, AND THAT SIMPSON MUTT.

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MY FORMER GUARD DOG.

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OOH, AND THAT'S BART SIMPSON.

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HE WAS MY HEIR FOR A
BRIEF PERIOD, YOU KNOW?

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YES, SIR.
I REMEMBER.

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ANYTHING LEFT?

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UH... ONLY THE SOUR
QUINCE LOG, SIR.

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EW. DISPOSE OF IT.

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AND SEND A THANK YOU NOTE

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TO MARGE, BART, LISA
AND MAGGIE SIMPSON.

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TODAY SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY
EMBARKS ON A NEW ERA--

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AN ERA OF UNBRIDLED SPENDING

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WHERE PETROL DOLLARS WILL FUEL

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OUR WILDEST
EDUCATIONAL FANTASIES.

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THESE YOUNG MINDS WILL ENJOY
EVERY ACADEMIC ADVANTAGE

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TILL THEY ENTER
SPRINGFIELD HIGH SCHOOL

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WHICH HAS NO OIL WELL.

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00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:02,576
WE GOT AN
AIR HOCKEY TABLE.

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00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:06,747
FINE. NOW TO SWITCH ON OUR OIL
PUMP FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME

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HERE'S OUR TOP STUDENT,
LISA SIMPSON.

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NERD!

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THERE'S NO PRESSURE!

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SOMEONE ELSE
HAS TAPPED THIS WELL.

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AY CARAMBA!

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AH...

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SOON THAT
MIGHTY APPARATUS

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WILL BURST FORTH WITH
ITS PRECIOUS FLUID.

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ALMOST SEXUAL,
ISN'T IT, SMITHERS?

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AW.

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( rumbling )

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OIL HO!

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HUH?

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WHOA!

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( groaning )

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HOLY CHRISTMAS!

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YOUR DOG'S CONDITION HAS BEEN
UPGRADED FROM STABLE TO FRISKY.

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AND HE'S FREE TO GO.

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HIS LEGS SHOULD BE AS GOOD
AS NEW IN A FEW MONTHS.

236
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,160
IN THE MEANTIME,
HE'LL HAVE TO USE

237
00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,496
THE WHEELABOUT.

238
00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:32,332
I'LL GET EVEN WITH WHOEVER
DID THIS TO YOU, BOY.

239
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:33,266
I SWEAR IT.

240
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,634
WHOOPS.
ALMOST FORGOT.

241
00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:37,671
WOULDN'T WANT YOU GNAWING
ON THOSE CASTS, EH, BOY?

242
00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:38,772
HA HA!

243
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:39,673
( squawks )

244
00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,274
HA HA.

245
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,676
I'M AFRAID
WE'VE GOT NO LEGAL RECOURSE

246
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,145
AGAINST MR. BURNS
AND HIS SLANT DRILLING
OPERATION.

247
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,447
THE OIL BELONGS
TO WHOEVER PUMPED IT FIRST.

248
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,482
WHAT ABOUT ALL
THE EXPENSIVE STUFF
WE WANTED?

249
00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:50,718
CAN WE STILL HAVE IT?

250
00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:51,551
NO.

251
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,153
( all chattering )

252
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,688
BLAST IT!

253
00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,990
IN FACT, TO PAY FOR
THE CONSTRUCTION
AND OPERATION

254
00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:58,658
AND DEMOLITION
OF OUR NEW DERRICK

255
00:10:58,692 --> 00:10:59,626
THE SCHOOL WILL
HAVE TO ELIMINATE

256
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,994
ALL NONESSENTIAL PROGRAMS--
MUSIC...

257
00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,129
WHAT?

258
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,296
AND MAINTENANCE.

259
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,331
( growls )

260
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:07,367
I'LL KILL THAT MR. BURNS!

261
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:11,038
AND... WOUND THAT MR. SMITHERS.

262
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,675
OH, NO,
THAT'S AWFUL, MR. PUENTE.

263
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:16,844
WHAT?

264
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:19,079
OH. HE OWNS
THE NUCLEAR POWER PLANT.

265
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,749
YEAH, I'D LIKE TO SETTLE
HIS HASH TOO.

266
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,584
DAD, HOW CAN YOU WORK
FOR A MAN LIKE MR. BURNS?

267
00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:25,853
WELL, HE'S NOT ALL BAD.

268
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:28,388
HE DID SEND ME
THIS NICE THANK-YOU CARD.

269
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,423
"MARGE, BART,
LISA AND MAGGIE."

270
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,393
DAD, THIS DOESN'T HAVE
YOUR NAME ON IT.

271
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,767
KIDS, WHY DON'T YOU STEP OUTSIDE
FOR A SECOND.

272
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,502
F...

273
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,737
( organ playing )

274
00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:49,409
DEAR LORD, THAT'S THE LOUDEST
PROFANITY I'VE EVER HEARD.

275
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,747
THESE FUMES AREN'T
AS FUN AS BEER.

276
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,849
SURE, I'M ALL DIZZY
AND NAUSEOUS

277
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:59,019
BUT WHERE'S THE INFLATED
SENSE OF SELF-ESTEEM?

278
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,620
( gasping )

279
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,089
( stammering )

280
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,925
HEY, IF YOU GUYS ARE
GETTING LOADED OFF THEM FUMES

281
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,794
I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO CHARGE YOU.

282
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,863
MAN ALIVE,
THERE ARE MEN ALIVE IN HERE.

283
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:13,033
I'M DETECTING OVER 20
DIFFERENT TOXINS IN THE AIR.

284
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,034
( belches )

285
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,535
( rapid beeping )

286
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,870
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY OUT.

287
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,072
AS LONG AS BURNS IS PUMPING OIL,
THIS BAR IS CLOSED.

288
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,573
DAMN BURNS.

289
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:23,110
LET ME JUST GET ONE THING.

290
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:25,645
ME TOO.

291
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:27,981
AH...

292
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,984
NOW THERE'S THE INFLATED SENSE
OF SELF-ESTEEM.

293
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:43,931
EARTHQUAKE!

294
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:47,835
NURSE.

295
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:48,936
NURSE.

296
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:49,970
NURSE!

297
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:50,938
NURSE!

298
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,011
WELL, SIR

299
00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:00,447
YOU'VE CERTAINLY VANQUISHED
YOUR ENEMIES--

300
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,283
THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,
THE LOCAL TAVERN

301
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,617
THE OLD AGE HOME.

302
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:05,986
YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD.

303
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,288
NO, NOT WHILE MY
GREATEST NEMESIS

304
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,023
STILL PROVIDES
OUR CUSTOMERS

305
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:12,292
WITH FREE LIGHT,
HEAT AND ENERGY.

306
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:16,463
I CALL THIS ENEMY THE SUN.

307
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,273
SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME

308
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,641
MAN HAS YEARNED
TO DESTROY THE SUN.

309
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,844
I WILL DO THE NEXT BEST THING--

310
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:32,579
BLOCK IT OUT.

311
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,019
GOOD GOD!

312
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,287
IMAGINE IT, SMITHERS.

313
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,456
ELECTRICAL LIGHTS AND HEATERS
RUNNING ALL DAY LONG.

314
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,825
BUT SIR, EVERY PLANT AND TREE
WILL DIE.

315
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:48,228
OWLS WILL DEAFEN US
WITH INCESSANT HOOTING.

316
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,997
THE TOWN SUNDIAL
WILL BE USELESS.

317
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,799
I DON'T WANT ANY PART
OF THIS PROJECT.

318
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,734
IT'S UNCONSCIONABLY
FIENDISH.

319
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,003
I WILL NOT SUFFER

320
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,537
YOUR INSUBORDINATION!

321
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,072
THERE HAS BEEN
A SHOCKING DECLINE

322
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:02,042
IN THE QUALITY AND QUANTITY
OF YOUR TOADYING, WAYLAND.

323
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,643
YOU WILL FALL INTO LINE.

324
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,178
NOW!

325
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,679
NO, MONTY, I WON'T.

326
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:09,883
NOT UNTIL YOU STEP BACK
FROM THE BRINK OF INSANITY.

327
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,985
I'LL DO NO SUCH THING.

328
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,887
YOU'RE FIRED.

329
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,927
( evil laughter )

330
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,028
TAKE THAT, BOWLARAMA.

331
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,695
TAKE THAT, CONVENIENCE MART.

332
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:25,432
TAKE THAT, NUCLEAR POWER PLANT.

333
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,766
OH, FIDDLESTICKS.

334
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,440
Marge:
I MUST SAY

335
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:37,010
MR. BURNS IS BEING
AWFULLY INCONSIDERATE.

336
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,178
SELFISH EVEN.

337
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,780
BURNS NEEDS SOME
SERIOUS BOOST-A-FAZOO

338
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,115
RIGHT, DAD?

339
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:43,083
DAD?

340
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,184
HOMER!

341
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,852
AH!

342
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,287
SORRY, GRANDPA.
IT'S JUST THAT

343
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,023
FOR A SECOND,
IT LOOKED LIKE
DAD HAD MELTED.

344
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,059
GET USED TO IT,
BECAUSE I'M LIVING HERE NOW.

345
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,227
I AIN'T GOING BACK
TO THE RETIREMENT HOME

346
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:57,230
UNTIL THEY FISH MY BED
OUT OF THAT SINKHOLE.

347
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:58,798
STRAINED CARROTS
FOR MAGGIE.

348
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,367
STRAINED CARROTS
FOR GRANDPA.

349
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,801
I WANT A BIB TOO.

350
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,237
SMITHERS, WHO IS
THAT IGNORAMUS?

351
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:06,473
SMITHERS, WHO IS
THAT LALLYGAGGER?

352
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,375
WHO IS THAT BLUBBER POT?

353
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,742
WHO IS THAT BAFFLE WIT?

354
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,144
LUMMOX, PUDDINGHEAD,
LIMP NOODLE.

355
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,279
DRIZZLEPUSS.
FUMBLEFACE.

356
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,147
STOP IT!
STOP IT! STOP IT!

357
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:15,582
LOOK OUT!

358
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:16,783
WHAT?

359
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:21,788
JUST A MINUTE.

360
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,862
( laughing )

361
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,368
WHO THE DEVIL ARE YOU?

362
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,106
HOMER SIMPSON.

363
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,108
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
MAKE SENSE, MAN.

364
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:42,475
HOMER SIMPSON!
SHUT UP!

365
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:45,178
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
A WORD YOU'RE SAYING.

366
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,514
MY NAME IS HOMER SIMPSON!

367
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,182
OH, YOU'RE DEAD.

368
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,950
YOU'RE DEAD, BURNS.

369
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:53,286
HEY, THE LAMP'S
RUNNING AWAY.

370
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,022
THAT'S MY DOG, MAN.

371
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,323
SO LONG, LAMP.

372
00:15:56,356 --> 00:16:00,160
NOW, STOP LOAFING AND
HELP YOUR GRANDPA UNPACK.

373
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,862
WOW!

374
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,797
THAT'S MY OLD
SMITH & WESSON.

375
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,866
IF YOU'RE GOING
TO PLAY WITH IT

376
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,835
BE CAREFUL
'CAUSE IT'S LOADED.

377
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:09,869
PUT THAT DOWN.

378
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,138
GUNS ARE VERY DANGEROUS.

379
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,839
I WON'T HAVE
THEM IN THIS HOUSE.

380
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:15,508
HOW CAN YOU HAVE A HOUSE
WITHOUT A GUN?

381
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,877
WHAT IF A BEAR
CAME THROUGH THE DOOR?

382
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,814
I'M GOING TO BURY IT
IN THE YARD WHERE LITTLE HANDS
CAN'T GET TO IT.

383
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:24,151
YOU SHOULD HAVE
FIRED INTO THE AIR.

384
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,985
SHE WOULD
HAVE RUN OFF.

385
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,221
( people chattering )

386
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,790
PEOPLE, TAKE IT EASY.

387
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,126
WE'RE ALL UPSET
ABOUT MR. BURNS' PLAN

388
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,627
TO BLOCK OUT OUR SUN.

389
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,796
IT IS TIME FOR
DECISIVE ACTION.

390
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,232
I HAVE HERE A POLITE
BUT FIRM LETTER

391
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,301
TO MR. BURNS' UNDERLINGS

392
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:45,038
WHO, WITH SOME CAJOLING,
WILL PASS IT ALONG TO HIM

393
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,207
OR AT LEAST GIVE HIM
THE GIST OF IT.

394
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,409
ALSO, IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT
TO MY ATTENTION

395
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,844
THAT A NUMBER OF YOU
ARE STROKING GUNS.

396
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,914
THEREFORE, I WILL STEP ASIDE
AND OPEN UP THE FLOOR.

397
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:59,018
MR. BURNS WAS THE CLOSEST
THING I EVER HAD TO A...

398
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:00,153
FRIEND.

399
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,521
BUT HE FIRED ME.

400
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,922
NOW I SPEND MY DAYS

401
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,725
DRINKING CHEAP SCOTCH
AND WATCHING COMEDY CENTRAL.

402
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,094
OH, DEAR GOD.

403
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,561
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

404
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,530
I NEVER MISS PARDON MY ZINGER.

405
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,600
BURNS COST ME MY GROUNDSKEEPING
JOB AT THE SCHOOL

406
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:17,437
AND I'M TOO SUPERSTITIOUS
TO TAKE THE ONE AT THE CEMETERY.

407
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,440
BECAUSE OF HIM,
I LOST MY ROOM, MY THINGS

408
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:24,544
AND MY BUDDY'S COLLECTION
OF OLD SUNBATHING MAGAZINES.

409
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,012
YOU BASTARD.

410
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,280
I LOST MY BAR!

411
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:28,848
I LOST HIS BAR!

412
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,283
HE ROBBED THE SCHOOL OF MUSIC!

413
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,685
THE ROBBED THE SCHOOL
OF FINANCIAL SECURITY!

414
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,221
HE ROBBED
THE SCHOOL OF TITO!

415
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,422
HE CAN'T REMEMBER MY NAME!

416
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,225
HE'S CAUSING US ALL TO YELL!

417
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,093
LOOK WHAT HE DID

418
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,028
TO MY BEST FRIEND.

419
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,730
NO. MY DOG.

420
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,037
( Burns laughing )

421
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,773
OH, THOSE WHEELS
ARE SQUEAKING A BIT.

422
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,075
PERHAPS I COULD SELL HIM
A LITTLE OIL.

423
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,744
( growling )

424
00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,280
YOU TWISTED OLD MONSTER!

425
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,283
MM-MM-MM.

426
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,284
I'VE DECIDED

427
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,585
TO PROTECT MYSELF

428
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,754
EVER SINCE
I WAS ATTACKED IN MY OFFICE

429
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,289
BY AN UNIDENTIFIED ASSAILANT.

430
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,124
ARR!

431
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:12,759
BURNS, YOUR SCURVY SCHEMES

432
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,895
WILL EARN YE A ONE-WAY PASSAGE
TO THE BONEYARD.

433
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,231
I'D LIKE TO HEAR
FROM SIDESHOW MEL.

434
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,733
I'LL SEE TO IT
THAT MR. BURNS SUFFERS

435
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,271
THE INFERNAL MACHINATIONS
OF HELL'S GRIM TYRANT.

436
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,438
YEAH.

437
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,240
OOH, YOU ALL TALK BIG

438
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:31,144
BUT WHO HERE
HAS THE GUTS TO STOP ME?

439
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:35,348
( murmuring )

440
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,350
MM-HMM. VERY WELL.

441
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:39,619
ONE LAST QUESTION--

442
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:43,856
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
THE SUN SET AT 3 P.M.?

443
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:47,660
AY. ONCE, WHEN I WAS
SAILING AROUND THE ARCTIC...

444
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:48,995
SHUT UP, YOU.

445
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:52,165
TAKE ONE LAST LOOK
AT THE SUN, SPRINGFIELD.

446
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,871
( people gasping )

447
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,640
OH, MY GOD.

448
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,584
( laughing )

449
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,621
HEY, HEY!

450
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,156
I'VE BEEN IN RENO FOR SIX WEEKS.

451
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,658
DID I MISS ANYTHING?

452
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:19,826
WHAT THE..?

453
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,361
OHH...

454
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,562
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

455
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:23,996
ETERNAL DARKNESS.

456
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,465
WELL, THAT'S
JUST GREAT.

457
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,501
LISTEN, SOMEONE'S GOT
TO GET THAT MR. BURNS.

458
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:31,904
WHERE'S A GUN-TOTING LOWLIFE
WHEN YOU NEED ONE?

459
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,506
SORRY.
I WAS IN THE CAN.

460
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,210
( sighs )

461
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:38,511
PERPETUAL TWILIGHT

462
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:42,415
BATHED IN THE GLOW
OF BURNS' BRAND ELECTRICITY.

463
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,083
HELLO, LAMPPOST.

464
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,885
WHAT YOU KNOWING?

465
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:49,856
I'VE COME TO WATCH
YOUR POWER FLOWING.

466
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:55,428
THAT'S ODD. MR. SMITHERS
LEFT HIS JACKET BEHIND.

467
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:58,197
( whistling )

468
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:01,568
THAT'S ODD. PRINCIPAL SKINNER
LEFT HIS MOTHER BEHIND.

469
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,409
THAT'S ODD.

470
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:12,412
WHERE'S HOMER AND BART
AND LISA AND GRANDPA?

471
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:13,746
( humming )

472
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,452
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

473
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:22,455
THINGS ARE FINALLY STARTING
TO GO MY WAY.

474
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,023
I FEEL LIKE CELEBRATING.

475
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,558
I... OH, IT'S YOU.

476
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,460
WHAT ARE YOU
SO HAPPY ABOUT?

477
00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:28,761
( gasping )

478
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,263
I SEE.

479
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,031
I THINK YOU
BETTER DROP IT.

480
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,566
I SAID DROP IT!

481
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,303
( grunting )

482
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,937
GET YOUR HANDS OFF...

483
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,939
( grunting )

484
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,574
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

485
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:42,742
( gunshot )

486
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,577
( groaning )

487
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:45,712
( gasps )

488
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:49,649
HEY, MAN, ARE YOU OKAY?

489
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,584
I WON'T...

490
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,386
DIGNIFY THAT...

491
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,754
WITH A RESPONSE.

492
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,292
MR. BURNS HAS BEEN SHOT.

493
00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:00,593
JUST A MINUTE.

494
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:03,296
THIS ISN'T
MR. BURNS AT ALL.

495
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,864
IT'S A MASK.

496
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,736
WAIT. IT IS BURNS.

497
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,472
HIS WRINKLY SKIN
LOOKS LIKE A MASK.

498
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,307
I DON'T THINK
WE'LL EVER KNOW
WHO DID THIS.

499
00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:17,477
EVERYONE IN TOWN'S
A SUSPECT.

500
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:28,521
WELL, I COULDN'T POSSIBLY
SOLVE THIS MYSTERY.

501
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,790
CAN YOU?

502
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,594
YEAH, I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.

503
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,729
I MEAN, IT'S MY JOB, RIGHT?

504
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:30,249
SHH!

505
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:32,852
( gunshot )