1 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:06,715 CHORUS: ♪ The Simpsons ♪ 2 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:08,466 (theme music playing) 3 00:00:08,925 --> 00:00:11,177 (bell ringing) 4 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:12,345 (tires screeching) 5 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:16,391 D'oh! (screams) 6 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:17,851 (tires screeching) 7 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:20,520 (effort grunts) 8 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:24,190 (Homer grunts) 9 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:26,234 (Homer screams) 10 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:40,957 {\an8}-(airplane crashing) -Thanks for letting me skip school 11 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,626 {\an8}to see the team come back from the championship, Dad. 12 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,504 {\an8}I always say, a boy can learn more at an airport 13 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,506 {\an8}than he can at any school. 14 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:53,887 {\an8}Hey. I need to see your claim checks for that luggage. 15 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:56,639 {\an8}Oh, of course. I have it right here. 16 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:59,809 {\an8}(groans) I'll need to see yours too. 17 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:03,980 {\an8}-You got it! -(groans) I'll take your word for it. 18 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:07,233 {\an8}-You're just doing your job. -(all laughing) 19 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:13,364 {\an8}-Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum? -Get out. 20 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:16,618 {\an8}Look at the outrageous markup. 21 00:01:16,701 --> 00:01:19,788 {\an8}You magnificent bastard. I salute you! 22 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:24,167 {\an8}I just got a bunch of fruity Easter eggs. 23 00:01:25,668 --> 00:01:28,713 Ew! Another liver transplant. 24 00:01:31,841 --> 00:01:34,177 Oh, no. Not again! 25 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:37,388 {\an8}You're not getting away that easy, little fella. 26 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:42,393 {\an8}Have you heard of Krishna Consciousness? 27 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:44,437 {\an8}This, Bart, is a crazy man. 28 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:47,398 Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. 29 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,400 Right. That'll work. 30 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:53,154 A new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet, Blisstonia. 31 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,406 Hmm. Makes sense. 32 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:58,785 We're having a free get-acquainted session at our resort this weekend. 33 00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:00,829 How much is this free resort weekend? 34 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:03,790 -It's free. -And when is this weekend? 35 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:06,918 {\an8}-It's this weekend. -Uh-huh. And how much does it cost? 36 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:10,046 {\an8}-Um, it's free. -I see. And when is it? 37 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,548 It's this weekend. 38 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:14,134 {\an8}And what are you charging for this free weekend? 39 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:16,636 {\an8}-Come on, Dad. The team's arriving. -It's free, right? 40 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:24,894 Hey. Look. There's a big crowd to welcome us back, even though we lost. 41 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:28,815 Hey, I'll give you something to cry about, you loser. You can't catch a football? 42 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:30,900 Let's see if you can catch a rock. 43 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,902 (all shouting) 44 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:36,489 (groaning) 45 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:39,742 (all chanting furiously) 46 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:50,670 I've never heard of these Movementarians. 47 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:53,173 -Are they some kind of church? -Who cares what it is? 48 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:54,132 The point is 49 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:57,177 these are some decent, generous people that I can take advantage of. 50 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,053 But what if they try to talk us into something? 51 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:01,431 Marge, Marge, Marge. 52 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,516 Remember when those smooth-talking guys 53 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,769 tried to sell me a time-share vacation condo? 54 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,522 You bought four of them. Thank God the check bounced. 55 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:10,523 So I beat the system. 56 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:13,401 Watch yourself, Dad. You're the highly suggestible type. 57 00:03:13,484 --> 00:03:16,362 Yes, I am the highly suggestible type. 58 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:19,324 BOTH: Welcome, brother. 59 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,620 Out of my way, jerk-ass! 60 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:28,541 (to Batman TV theme) ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, fishing ♪ 61 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:31,377 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, fishing ♪ 62 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:33,963 ♪ Fishing, fishing ♪ 63 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,173 Hi, how are y-- 64 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,050 ♪ Fishing ♪ 65 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:40,386 It certainly is a beautiful day. We should thank the Leader. 66 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,222 Who the hell is that? Some kind of leader? 67 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:43,223 Yes. 68 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:45,183 He's the head of our perfect family. 69 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:47,435 And when our galactic vehicle is complete, 70 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:49,687 he will take us to our new home, Blisstonia. 71 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,941 Why don't you come chat with us about the Leader at the welcome center? 72 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:54,943 -Will there be beer? -Beer is not allowed. 73 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:57,070 Homer no function beer well without. 74 00:03:57,153 --> 00:04:00,448 Would you rather have beer or complete and utter contentment? 75 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,200 {\an8}What kind of beer? 76 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:06,746 The Leader knows how miserable you, Marge, Lisa, Bart and Maggie are. 77 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:08,748 Really? I'm surprised about Maggie. 78 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:10,792 {\an8}Just come up and watch our orientation film. 79 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:12,293 {\an8}You're free to leave at any time. 80 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,295 {\an8}Wow! A free movie! Thanks! 81 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,589 Out of my way, jerk-ass! 82 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,091 {\an8}(fanfare playing on TV) 83 00:04:18,174 --> 00:04:20,385 MAN (on TV): Once we collect enough money for fuel 84 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:23,805 our leader will throw open the doors of the forbidden barn 85 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:26,683 {\an8}where we will all board our intergalactic vehicle, 86 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:27,767 {\an8}rows one through 30 first. 87 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:33,231 {\an8}Upon our arrival, we will begin our new, perfect lives on Blisstonia, 88 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:36,025 well-known for its high levels of bliss. 89 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,987 I don't know about you, but they're not exactly winning me over 90 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,488 with these lousy production values here. 91 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:41,739 I'm gonna slip out. 92 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,909 MAN (on speaker): You're free to leave whenever you want, 93 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:46,786 but would you mind telling us why? 94 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:49,747 Oh, I just didn't, uh-- I didn't think, um-- 95 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:51,791 Oh, it's--it's pretty good. 96 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:56,713 Man, this whole place puffs of the wacky-tabbacky. I'm out of here. 97 00:04:58,172 --> 00:05:00,258 Going somewhere? Uh, though you're free to do so. 98 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:02,051 Uh-- (chuckles nervously) 99 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,430 No. Just rearranging my underwear. Ah. There it is. 100 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:06,723 (light switch clicks) 101 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:15,690 {\an8}MAN (on TV): When you surrender yourself to the Movementarians, 102 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:20,236 you are guaranteed a perfect life of serenity, love and loving serenity. 103 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:24,115 - Not a guarantee. -Loving serenity. It's about damn time! 104 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:27,577 -I love the Leader. -The Leader is perfect. 105 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:30,246 Wait. I'm confused about the movie. 106 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:34,208 So the cops knew that Internal Affairs was setting them up? 107 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,919 What are you talking about? There's nothing like that in there. 108 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,921 You see, when I get bored I make up my own movie. 109 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,673 I have a very short attention span. 110 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,717 But our point is very simple. You see, when-- 111 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,177 Oh, look! A bird! 112 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:47,472 -(chirping) -(giggling) 113 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:51,726 The circle of judgment never fails to destroy their self-esteem. 114 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:53,478 Then he'll be ours to mold. 115 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:56,814 Let the judgment begin. I'll get the ball rolling. 116 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:59,734 -You're a fat idiot. -Yeah! Lose some weight! 117 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:01,736 -Hey, man. You're fat. -Fatso. 118 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:04,113 -Moron. -(all chattering) 119 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,031 {\an8}OTTO MANN: Fat too. 120 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:07,158 {\an8}Well, yeah. I guess I could lose a few pounds. 121 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:10,703 {\an8}And I can be kind of thick sometimes. (chuckles) 122 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:13,873 You've failed at everything you've ever tried. 123 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:16,292 Whoa. You've got my number on that one, buddy. 124 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,252 This is a smart group. 125 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:21,005 And your stink brings tears to my eyes. 126 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:24,342 Now wait a minute, Moe. (sniffs) 127 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:26,302 -Oh. My mistake. -(both sigh) 128 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:29,972 Why isn't our low-protein gruel 129 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,642 wearing down his resistance like all the others? 130 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:35,269 It doesn't wear down your resistance if you eat a month's supply. 131 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:36,354 He even ate mine. 132 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:38,856 (groaning) 133 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:43,444 -You gonna finish that, bony? -Oh, "griven"-- 134 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:47,281 Let's try the chant. Everyone loves a droning, repetitive chant. 135 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:48,449 Attention, everyone. 136 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:51,536 Let's all give thanks to the Leader for this glorious day. 137 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:53,538 (chanting) The leader is good. The leader is great. 138 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,540 We surrender our will as of this date. 139 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:57,917 The Leader is good. The Leader is great. 140 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,461 We surrender our will as of this date. 141 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:05,341 It's no use. He's obviously the most powerful mind we've ever dealt with. 142 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,385 Or-- 143 00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:09,470 ( to Batman TV theme) ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Leader ♪ 144 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,806 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Leader ♪ 145 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:14,267 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Leader ♪ 146 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:16,936 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Leader ♪ 147 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:21,232 -♪ Leader, leader, leader ♪ -♪ Batman! ♪ 148 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:22,233 I mean-- 149 00:07:22,316 --> 00:07:23,359 ♪ Leader ♪ 150 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,112 I love the Leader. 151 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:32,410 -MARGE: You what? -Come again, Marge? 152 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:33,536 You what? 153 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:35,955 I've joined the Movementarians. And so have all of you. 154 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:38,166 -MARGE: We what? -All I had to give them 155 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,460 was our life savings, the deed to the house 156 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,753 and a commitment of 10 trillion years of labor. 157 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:44,630 I can't go along with this, Homer. 158 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:46,340 Marge, when I join an underground cult, 159 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,426 I expect a little support from my family. 160 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:50,636 Dad, do you think you might have been brainwashed? 161 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,763 I have not been brainwashed. 162 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,808 Kill the girl. Kill the girl. 163 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,810 -Homer! -What? What did I say? 164 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,353 Church, cult. Cult, church. 165 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,147 So we get bored someplace else every Sunday. 166 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:03,107 Does this really change our day-to-day lives? 167 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:04,317 Of course not. 168 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:07,445 Except that we're all moving to the Movementarian agricultural compound 169 00:08:07,528 --> 00:08:10,281 -to be near the Leader and serve him. -I'm not leaving my home. 170 00:08:10,364 --> 00:08:11,365 (door opens) 171 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,910 (chuckles) Oh, yes, you are. I'm afraid it's our home now. 172 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:17,246 This house will become the new local welcome center for this district. 173 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,540 And it didn't cost us a dime. 174 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:23,419 Springfield has been overrun by a strange and almost certainly evil sect 175 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,588 calling themselves "the Movementarians." 176 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:27,840 In exchange for your home and all your money, 177 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:30,510 the leader of this way-out and wrong religion 178 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:34,222 claims he'll take believers away on his spaceship to the planet Blisstonia. 179 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:37,517 Excuse my editorial laugh. (laughs) but-- 180 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:42,730 Ladies and gentlemen, I've just learned of a change in this stations management. 181 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:46,984 Welcome, Movementarians. Continue to improve our lives. 182 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:51,864 I love you, perfect Leader, and new CEO of KBBL Broadcasting. 183 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:56,035 Homer Simpson, your family will be housed here 184 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:58,162 for the first 100,000 years. 185 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:01,666 -Then something might open up in a double. -(chuckles) Why even unpack? 186 00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:03,876 -(groans) -Dad and all these other people 187 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,712 are obviously the products of mental conditioning. 188 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:09,715 Yeah. Maybe it'll wear off, like his interest in CB radio. 189 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,425 That's a negatory, good buddy! 190 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:14,595 I kind of think it's cool. Just pretend you're in a zombie movie. 191 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,722 Besides, this is just another place 192 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:19,517 {\an8}for me to wreak my special brand of hysterical havoc. 193 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:23,437 {\an8}These rubes in robes haven't met the likes of Bart Simpson before. 194 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:26,315 (cackles) 195 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:33,155 {\an8}I love the Leader. 196 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:34,448 {\an8}Of course you do. 197 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,703 This so-called "new religion" 198 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:42,373 is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants 199 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:45,459 designed to take away the money of fools. 200 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:49,880 Let us say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate. 201 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:54,010 {\an8}(chuckles nervously) Looks like slim pickings today, Reverend. 202 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:58,347 Oh, Lord. Uh, try the emergency plate, Ned. 203 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,309 {\an8}-I don't think that's gonna do it. -Um... 204 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:05,313 See, Marge? Our lives are so much better now. 205 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:09,108 (over P.A.) You two, stop talking and resume the lima bean harvest. 206 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:12,194 When we got married, you promised me my harvesting days were over. 207 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,864 {\an8}-(all murmuring) -MAN: What's going on? 208 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:16,407 -Whoa. -What's going on? 209 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:19,285 Look! The forbidden barn opens. 210 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:22,413 -(all gasping) -WOMAN: He's coming! 211 00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:24,415 (all chattering) 212 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,629 Oh, boy. We get to see the Leader pass by. 213 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:32,965 {\an8}We toil in the fields, and he rides around in a Rolls-Royce? 214 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,134 Yes, it would be nice if he'd buy American, 215 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:36,302 but what are you gonna do? 216 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,766 I'm covered in the dust of the Leader. He favors me! 217 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:45,061 I am even dustier. Dustier than thou! 218 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,442 Oh, look who the new pet is. 219 00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:53,694 I've never been so happy. 220 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,573 {\an8}Smithers, why haven't I heard of this "the Leader"? 221 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:01,535 {\an8}He's as rich and wicked as I, but he seems to enjoy tax-exempt status. 222 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:04,080 (chuckles) Actually, sir, with our creative bookkeeping 223 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,374 and corporate loopholes, we only pay three dollars a year. 224 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:09,543 {\an8}(gasps) You're right. We're getting screwed. 225 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,879 {\an8}There must be something I can do about this. 226 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,799 {\an8}Wait. Yes. 227 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:17,093 {\an8}I think I know just the thing. 228 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,803 (cackling) 229 00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:25,601 {\an8}Uh, sir? 230 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:28,854 {\an8}You have to tell me what your plan is, or-or nothing will happen. 231 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,898 {\an8}Oh, yes. Of course. The plan. 232 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:34,068 {\an8}-You see me as a god, right, Smithers? -Absolutely, sir. 233 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:36,987 -You'd kneel before me. -Boy, would I! 234 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:41,534 Yes. Uh, then I'll form my own religion with its own symbol. 235 00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:43,744 {\an8}We'll use this special "K." 236 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:46,122 I believe that's already a breakfast cereal, sir. 237 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,249 {\an8}-And people worship it? -In a way. 238 00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:50,501 {\an8}All right then. Uh, how about this? 239 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:53,421 Uh, why don't you leave the symbol to me, sir? 240 00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:12,898 {\an8}Ladies and gentlemen, behold your new god, 241 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,567 Mr. Burns. 242 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,531 {\an8}-(all gasp) -Ahoy-hoy, lowly mortals. 243 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:25,286 In addition to working for me, you may now praise me as your Almighty. 244 00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:28,038 {\an8}Amen, sir. Mmm! 245 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,169 (groaning) 246 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,298 {\an8}(screams) 247 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:40,593 Uh, we'll try this again tomorrow. 248 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:43,971 {\an8}Ah, he's all right. But he's no bowl of Special "K." 249 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,308 This is ridiculous. We're already married. 250 00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:49,894 But, Marge, we're not mass married. 251 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,607 At least you got to choose your mate. 252 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,984 We got matched up on the printout. 253 00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:00,946 -Hey. Remember our agreement. I'm the man. -You're the man! 254 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,492 {\an8}-I could have done a lot worse, Mother. -Speak for yourself. 255 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:08,412 So, do you enjoy comic books? 256 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:12,583 {\an8}And who can tell me where thunder and lightning come from? 257 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,251 Yes, Bart? 258 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,753 The Leader, ma'am. 259 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:19,548 {\an8}Very good, Bart. And who invented Morse code? 260 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,092 Oh. I should know this one. 261 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,136 The--The Leader? 262 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,888 {\an8}Ah. Correct again. 263 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,807 He's wrong! You're wrong! 264 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:31,685 the whole damn system is wrong! (screams) 265 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:34,146 What's the matter, Lisa? 266 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:37,233 You used to be such a good student. 267 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:41,153 {\an8}Don't you want to please your teachers and get good grades? 268 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,948 {\an8}(sighs) Grades? 269 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:47,243 (to the tune of "This Old Man") ♪ We love him, he loves we ♪ 270 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:50,496 ♪ We're the leader's family ♪ 271 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:55,042 These lima beans are even better than the ones we had for breakfast and lunch. 272 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:58,546 Oh! A lima bean that looks just like the Leader! 273 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,965 {\an8}-I'll put it with the others. -Homer. 274 00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,968 You know I always try to put the best face on everything, 275 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,637 but there's no face on that damn bean! 276 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,473 We hate it here! And your family wants to leave. 277 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,517 BART AND LISA: No, we don't, Mother. 278 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,103 We love the Leader. 279 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:19,108 No! 280 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:23,362 All righty. Time for bed. 281 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:27,283 {\an8}I'm leaving this place, and you'd better step aside. 282 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,035 Lady, people are free to go whenever they wish. 283 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:31,954 (people groaning) 284 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,333 -(growling) -(barking) 285 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,091 Hi-yah! 286 00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:45,676 (barking) 287 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,734 (screaming) 288 00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:12,119 {\an8}Oh. I never thought I'd have to do this again. 289 00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,580 {\an8}(panting) Reverend Lovejoy! 290 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:17,124 (coughs) You've gotta help me. 291 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:21,045 My entire family has been taken in by the evil Movementarians. 292 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:24,924 {\an8}Oh, I feel for you, my child, and I'd like to help you. 293 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:28,052 (clears throat) 294 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,345 (groans) 295 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:30,846 (clinks) 296 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,723 Now, how are we going to get my Homie back? 297 00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:35,893 -(screeching sound) -I'll kidnap him for 50, 298 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:39,939 deprogram him for 100, and I'll kill him for 500. 299 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,941 No, no, no. Just the first two. 300 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,109 All right. I'll throw in the killing for free. 301 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:48,322 -(vehicle approaching) -TOGETHER: Yay! Here comes the leader! 302 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,413 What an honor. We've been called into the presence of-- 303 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:57,539 (all grunting) 304 00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,918 Marge? You're the Leader? 305 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,795 You don't look anything like the beans. 306 00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:06,423 -Knock him out, Reverend! -Ow! Ooh! 307 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,424 Ow! 308 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,302 Oh, the devil has given him superhuman strength. 309 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,513 Give me that, you noodle-armed choir boy! 310 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:16,266 -Ow! -Well, that didn't do it, Mr. Kilt. 311 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,519 Look. Let's the three of us try it together. 312 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:20,896 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 313 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,690 Oh! Ooh! Why? 314 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:29,697 Oh, you're gonna break like matchsticks I promise you that! 315 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,740 Hey. I made some Rice Krispie squares 316 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,534 for our hungry deprogrammerinos. 317 00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:37,955 Aw, man! You ruined the atmosphere, ya daft pansy! 318 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:40,124 Well, this is my rumpus room. 319 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,584 Ach! Don't call it that! 320 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,464 Outsiders have kidnapped some of our property. 321 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,425 We must respond with our deadliest weapon. 322 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,010 The lawyers. 323 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,137 -(bell ringing) -Go! Go! Go! 324 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,430 (chattering) 325 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:57,891 (siren wailing) 326 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,560 Attention, all citizens. 327 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,562 Even though the leader himself is completely nonviolent... 328 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:02,563 (sirens wailing) 329 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:06,483 ...he urges you to be as violent as you like in capturing the Simpsons. 330 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,068 -(sirens stop) -(tires screech) 331 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,946 (indistinct chattering) 332 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,283 What are you doing? They're not here, you idiots! 333 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,994 Idiots? That's slander, sir, and we have it on tape. 334 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:19,371 All right. I'll get out my checkbook. (grumbles) 335 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,498 -What was that? -Ah, I said-- (grumbles) 336 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,835 So, you kids really love the Leader, huh? 337 00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,503 Even more than your parents? 338 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,589 -Yeah. No contest. -Of course. Absolutely. 339 00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:31,800 All right already. But do you love the Leader 340 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:35,721 more than having your very own brand-new hover bikes? 341 00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,139 (spacial humming) 342 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,724 (both gasp) 343 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,394 What do you have to say about the Leader now, huh? Huh? 344 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,604 -The hell with him. -What Leader? 345 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,064 He can take a flying leap as long as I am concerned. 346 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,775 -And who do you love now? -BOTH: Hover bikes! 347 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,359 (groans) Close enough. 348 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:52,863 BOTH: Yay! 349 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,283 -(all groan) -(laughs) 350 00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,869 Sorry, kids. There's no such thing as hover bikes. 351 00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:01,163 They're just a couple of Huffys on a fishing line. 352 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,873 But we heard them hovering. 353 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,501 Oh, I'm afraid I played a dirty part in this little charade. 354 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,252 (spacial humming) 355 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:10,422 -Well, can we at least keep the bikes? -Oh, no. No, no. No, no, no. 356 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,926 They're due back at the store by 6:00. Get off 'em. Get off. Off. Get off. 357 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:15,928 All right. 358 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:20,516 Now, what's so all-fire great about your fancy-pants Leader? 359 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:24,228 The Leader knows all and sees all. 360 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,647 Ooh. Well, that is impressive. 361 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:29,900 And he's going to take us to a wonderful new planet. 362 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:33,737 Oh, this Leader, he sounds like a grand fella. 363 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,115 Willie, I'm not sure we're making any headway here. 364 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,575 Would you shut up, woman. He's talking about my leader. 365 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,370 {\an8}Uh, maybe we should take a little break-a-rooney, huh? 366 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,497 {\an8}Anyone like a draft beer? 367 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,375 Beer? (salivating) 368 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,753 Would you like a tall, frosty one, Homer? 369 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,174 (grunting) 370 00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:58,595 {\an8}HOMER: No. Must resist temptation. 371 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:03,350 Go ahead. Give in. Beer! Beer! 372 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:07,187 Ooh. These cotton-poly blends are so comfortable. 373 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:11,441 Go on, Homer. Our commandments clearly state that beer is all right. 374 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:12,651 Try some. 375 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,949 (chattering) 376 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:23,495 -This man is coming with us. -Homer, you don't have to go with them. 377 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,372 But I want to go. 378 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,875 Well, I would say the matter is settled. 379 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,543 You know, I pride myself on being a good host, 380 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,461 so I'm obliged to offer you a beer, 381 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:35,257 but I'm so darn mad it's gonna be mostly head. 382 00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:42,389 Homer, come back! 383 00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:45,642 {\an8}-That's my husband! -He's our husband now. 384 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,103 ALL: Yay! 385 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,189 I'm glad I'm back. 386 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,609 Because the moment that sweet, sweet beer hit my tongue, 387 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,527 I was born again! 388 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,946 -(both gasp) -Hallelujah! 389 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,741 Now I can show all of you what I've come to realize. 390 00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:03,619 The reason we're not allowed in the forbidden barn 391 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,413 is because there is no intergalactic spaceship. 392 00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:09,374 He's taken our money just so he can... 393 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,420 build one hell of a spaceship! 394 00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:16,757 -(all gasping) -LEADER (on speaker): Homer Simpson, 395 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,301 because of your lack of faith, 396 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:22,721 you've ruined mankind's chance for salvation. 397 00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,598 {\an8}-Whoops. -Nice going there, Homer. 398 00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:27,726 {\an8}Oh, my gosh. 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