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CHORUS: ♪ The Simpsons ♪
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(tires screeching)
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D'oh!
(screams)
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(croaking)
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{\an8}(thunder crashing)
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{\an8}GOD: Noah, thou shalt buildst
thyself an ark
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{\an8}measuring 300 cubits in length.
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{\an8}300 cubits... give or take...
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{\an8}-(thunder crashing)
-GOD: Exactly 300!
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{\an8}And thou shalt takest
two of every creature.
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{\an8}Two creatures...
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{\an8}GOD: Two of every creature!
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{\an8}Even stink beetles?
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{\an8}Especially stink beetles.
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{\an8}Whoa, cool.
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{\an8}God is so in your face.
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{\an8}Yeah. He's my favorite
fictional character.
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{\an8}Ooh, it's so late.
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{\an8}You kids have to go to bed.
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{\an8}But the flood's only knee-high.
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{\an8}At least let us watch
till the midgets drown.
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{\an8}Yeah, Mom, come on.
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{\an8}You let us stay up
to watch Troy McClure
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{\an8}in such other bible epics
as David vs. Super Goliath
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{\an8}and Suddenly, Last Supper.
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{\an8}Go, Lise.
Way to cite precedent.
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{\an8}(both chuckle)
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{\an8}Oh, all right.
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{\an8}You can stay up late tonight,
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{\an8}but tomorrow, everyone's
going to bed at 5:00.
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Woo-hoo!
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(munching)
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Aw. Those poor
badgers are soaked.
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Quiet. God looks like he has
something important to say.
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GOD: Go forth, Noah,
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and remember,
the key to salvation is...
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You've seen the movie.
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Now meet a real-life Noah--
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Only this Noah has been accused
of killing two of every animal.
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Coming up next
on A.M. Springfield.
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-(show theme music playing)
-(gasps)
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Oh, my goodness.
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That was a long movie.
It's time for school.
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Let's go. Let's go.
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Uh, can't make it in today,
Mr. Smithers.
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I have smallpox.
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Well, it wasn't wiped out
in my house!
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Okay, delegates,
you leave tomorrow
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{\an8}for the statewide Model U.N.
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{\an8}So this is our last chance
to bone up.
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And bone we will.
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{\an8}(children laughing)
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{\an8}Lighten up, Lise.
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{\an8}Finland, let's see
that native dance.
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(humming)
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Smile more.
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Work that pelvis.
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Nah, too much smile.
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Sit down.
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Poland, tell us about
your nation's achievements.
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{\an8}Well, uh...
I heard they sent a rocket
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{\an8}to the sun once, at night,
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{\an8}and there was that submarine
with the screen doors...
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{\an8}No, no, no, no, no.
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Young man, you need to do
some serious boning.
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{\an8}(giggling)
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{\an8}Oh, grow up, Lise.
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{\an8}Okay, Libya. Exports.
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{\an8}Yes, sir, you American pig.
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(chuckling) Nice touch.
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(clearing throat)
Let's see, uh...
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The exports of Libya
are numerous in amount.
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One thing they export is corn.
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Or as the Indians
call it, maize.
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Another famous Indian
was Crazy Horse.
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In conclusion, Libya
is a land of contrasts.
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Thank you.
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(nasal voice)
Ow! I can't breathe!
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Please stop him!
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Oh, I'd like to, but I'm afraid
he has diplomatic immunity.
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Point of order.
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If we want to learn
anything, we must respect...
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Point of odor. Lisa stinks.
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{\an8}-(all laughing)
-Hey, leave her alone.
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You leave her alone.
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(all shouting angrily)
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{\an8}♪ O Canada... ♪
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Order! Order!
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Do you kids want to be
like the real U.N.
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or do you just want
to squabble and waste time?
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Have a great weekend, kids.
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Be nice to
the underprivileged countries.
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Good luck, Ralphie.
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If your nose starts bleeding,
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It means you're
picking it too much...
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or not enough.
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Okay, kids, Otto's in charge.
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Remember, Otto,
we're trusting you
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with our greatest
natural resource--
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the school bus.
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"Water bill, third notice."
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"Jury duty, third notice."
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"Mortgage bill..."
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Ooh, "second notice."
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"Flancrest Enterprises"?
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Oops. That's for me.
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Flancrest Enterprises
is my home business.
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You liar.
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You don't have a home business.
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Why would you make up
a lie like that?
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No, it's true.
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Maude and I sell
religious hook rugs
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over the Internet.
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Internet, eh?
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Yes, indeedy.
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Makin' some good scratch, too.
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Scratch, eh?
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-Yep.
-Maude, eh?
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(whistling tune)
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Homer, what are you doing?
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No time to answer that, Marge.
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I'm setting up a home office
for my new business enterprise.
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What business enterprise?
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Ever heard of a little thing
called the Internet?
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Internet, eh?
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Oh, yeah.
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Everybody's making money
off the Internet except us.
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We've fallen behind.
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Way behind.
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Is that my good butter?
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Can't discuss that now, Marge.
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I have to write
another delicious memo.
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Mmm... Memo.
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{\an8}CHILDREN: ♪ 63 bottles of beer
on the wall ♪
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{\an8}♪ 63 bottles of beer... ♪
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Oh, this song
is driving me crazy.
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(tape rewinding)
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CHILDREN: ♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪
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♪ And Bingo was his name-o... ♪
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Man, I don't know why
I bought this stupid tape.
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Ugh.
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Hey, Simpson, race ya.
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First one to the front
of the bus
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-gets Martin's lunch money.
-What?
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Go apple.
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Go orange.
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Go banana.
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(all yelling)
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Make way for grapefruit.
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Go... Grapefruit!
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(gasps) What the...
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It burns! I can't see!
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(kids screaming)
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Stay calm, kids.
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I need you to be my eyes.
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Okay, which way should I turn?
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(all screaming)
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(continue screaming)
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I can't breathe!
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I can't swim!
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Go, banana!
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Just hang tight, kids.
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I'll swim for help.
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(grunts)
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What the-
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(groans)
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Zeppelin rules!
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(children groaning)
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(gasping)
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I guess this
is the end, Wendell.
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He's Wendell. I'm Lewis.
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Whatever. Just tell
Wendell I said bye.
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(all screaming)
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Somebody help me!
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I think
I'm getting swimmer's ear!
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(gasping)
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(backup beeping sounds)
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(coughing and gagging)
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(crying and moaning)
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This is all Lisa's fault.
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She started
the stupid U.N. Club!
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Hey, Martin
seconded the motion.
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It's entirely his fault.
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People, people...
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Let's not blame each other.
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We all know
this is Milhouse's fault.
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-(gasps)
-Yeah!
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You and your stupid grapefruit
almost got us killed!
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(all shouting)
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(low trumpeting)
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What's everyone's problem?
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I'm glad we're stranded.
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It'll be just like
the Swiss Family Robinson,
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only with more cursing.
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We're going to live like kings.
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Damn hell ass kings!
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(calypso playing)
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Yahoo!
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(monkey chattering)
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...And every night,
the monkey butlers
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will regale us
with jungle stories.
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How many monkey butlers
will there be?
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{\an8}One at first,
but he'll train others.
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ALL: Cool! Yeah!
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(conversations overlapping)
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Good. Let's get to work.
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Me and Nelson
will build the tree house.
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Martin, draw up plans
for a coconut radio,
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and, if possible,
a coconut Nintendo system.
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What about the rest of us?
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You guys gather food
for the big feast tonight
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and maybe a little wine
for the older kids.
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Delicious wine?
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Exactly.
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Oh, what am I gonna call
my Internet company?
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All the good names are taken.
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{\an8}Oh, wait-- I've got it.
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{\an8}Flancrest Enterprises.
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D'oh!
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What exactly is it
your company does again?
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This industry moves so fast,
it's really hard to tell.
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That's why I need
a name that's cutting edge
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like Cutco... Or Edgecom...
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Interslice...
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Come on, Marge, you're good
at these. Help me out.
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How about...
CompuGlobal HyperMeganet?
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Fine. It's not important.
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What really matters
is my title.
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I think I'll make myself
vice president.
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No, wait.
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Junior vice president.
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(phone rings)
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CompuGlobal HyperMeganet.
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Junior vice president
Homer Simpson speaking.
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How may I direct your call?
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It's Patty.
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(conch blowing)
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Food patrol, we're all starved.
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Let's see what you've got.
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That's it?
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What happened to all
the lobsters, mangoes,
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and chewy, chewy cocoa beans?
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All we found
were these oozing berries...
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and they look pretty poisonous.
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I eated the purpleberries.
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(groaning)
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How are they, Ralph?
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Good?
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They taste like... burning.
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Okay, food patrol blew it.
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Yeah?
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Well, your tree house
looks kind of crummy, too.
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Kind of really crummy.
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BART: Well, when
monsoon season comes,
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you'll be glad it's there.
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Oh...
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No food, no shelter,
no monkey butlers.
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This island is a death hole.
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We should've just swum
for it, like Otto.
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(breathing heavily)
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Well, I'm done for.
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Whew.
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At least I'll leave
a beautiful corpse.
264
00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:11,462
Whoa!
265
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:21,681
Ho! Thank the good dude,
I'm saved.
266
00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,599
And we can go back
for the kids, too.
267
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,600
Hmm.
268
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:28,813
{\an8}(speaking Chinese)
269
00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:30,940
(in English) I think I'm going
to like it on this boat.
270
00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,277
MILHOUSE: Run for your lives!
271
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,320
Monster!
272
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,155
Monster!
273
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,699
(all shrieking)
274
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,200
(panting)
275
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,874
There's no monster,
you big scaredy.
276
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,043
(with singsong voice)
Scaredy got scared.
277
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,546
Well, you'd be scared, too,
if you saw a monster.
278
00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:54,964
-Nuh-uh.
-Uh-huh.
279
00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:56,549
-Unlikely.
-Likely.
280
00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:57,591
LISA: Knock it off!
281
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,343
We gotta find a way
to light a fire.
282
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,012
No problem. We can use
Scaredy's glasses.
283
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,517
Hey...
284
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,685
Wh-what's he doing?
285
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:10,396
Wh-what's that sound?
286
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:11,397
There you go.
287
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,023
Good as new.
288
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,067
What's good as new?
289
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,694
Who's talking?
290
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:22,158
I'm so hungry
I could eat at Arby's.
291
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,617
-Oh, my gosh!
-Oh, wow!
292
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:24,618
She really is hungry.
293
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:25,870
BOY: She's really hungry.
294
00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:26,871
(low growling)
295
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,539
It's the monster!
296
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,791
(spritzing and inhaling)
297
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,668
No, it's not-- it's my tummy.
298
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,628
I mean stomach... Gut...
299
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:35,796
Crap factory.
300
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,631
Wait a minute.
301
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:40,801
We had a cooler full
of snacks on the bus.
302
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,178
Hey, yeah!
303
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,346
And I think
I know how I can get it.
304
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,266
Hey, I need that to live!
305
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,579
(gurgling scream)
306
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:12,666
(gurgling chuckle)
307
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,461
(gurgling groan)
308
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:17,797
Does anyone here like food?
309
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,757
(all cheering)
310
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:24,762
Stop!
311
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:28,098
We may have to live
on this food for a long time,
312
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:30,100
so no more until tomorrow.
313
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,269
But I'm hungry now.
314
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,687
Yeah, me, too!
315
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:37,107
Yeah! Who put
the duchess of dork in charge?
316
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,943
No one,
but if we're gonna survive,
317
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,694
we need rules and order.
318
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,780
Let's not forget what we
learned in the U.N. Club.
319
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:43,864
(humming Finnish folk tune)
320
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,866
Not now, Martin.
321
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,827
(seagulls chirping)
322
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,370
(smoke hissing)
323
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:52,915
Who wants rations?
324
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,959
ALL: Me, me!
325
00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:57,336
I'm so hungry, I could puke.
326
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,546
(all gasp)
327
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,091
Where'd all the food go?
328
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,430
Morning. Is it time to eat?
329
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,724
Looks like you already did.
330
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,560
What are you talking about?
331
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,228
You ate our food!
332
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:16,272
Thanks a lot, Milhouse!
333
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,941
Now we're all gonna die
because of you!
334
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,693
But I swear I didn't do it.
335
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,361
-(belches)
-(sniffing)
336
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,029
Nacho cheese.
337
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,114
Get him!
338
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,371
You wouldn't dare hurt me.
339
00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:36,667
You forget that I have...
The glasses!
340
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:37,960
Yoink!
341
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,086
(nervous chuckle)
342
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:41,422
Well, now that you've got
everything you need,
343
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,758
I'll just, you know,
get out of your hair.
344
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,011
Not so fast, two eyes.
345
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:50,055
Come on, let's slice him open
and get our food back.
346
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,182
Wait! We're not savages!
347
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,976
We live in a society of law.
348
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,395
Milhouse has the right
to a fair trial.
349
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,355
(moaning and groaning)
350
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,107
Society blows.
351
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:01,901
(keyboard keys clacking)
352
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,236
Ooh, Captain Janeway.
353
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:08,407
Mmm. Lace--
the final brassiere.
354
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,368
Oh, hurry up. I'm a busy man.
355
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,454
(slurping)
356
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:16,457
Ugh.
357
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:19,293
This high-speed modem
is intolerably slow.
358
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,253
-(beeping)
-Hey, what the...
359
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,213
Huh, the "Internet King."
360
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,883
I wonder if he can provide
faster nudity.
361
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,551
Welcome to the Internet,
my friend.
362
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,594
How can I help you?
363
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:29,970
I'm interested in upgrading
364
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,389
my 28.8 kilobaud
Internet connection
365
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,267
to a 1.5 megabit
fiber-optic T-1 line.
366
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,186
Will you be able
to provide an I.P. router
367
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:39,688
that's compatible
with my token-ring Ethernet
368
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,898
LAN configuration?
369
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,569
Can I have some money now?
370
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,823
Um, is this cage
really necessary?
371
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,492
No talking in the cage.
372
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:53,410
Court is now in session.
373
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,120
All rise.
374
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,705
Ah-ha! Made you rise.
375
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,540
Your Honor, the defense calls
376
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,835
its first and only witness:
Milhouse Van Houten.
377
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,796
(all gasp and murmur)
378
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,885
Milhouse, did you
steal the food?
379
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,096
Nuh-uh. No way.
380
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,056
Could anyone else
have taken it?
381
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:17,226
Well... I guess
you could have.
382
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,311
Milhouse, I am defending you.
383
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,604
Oh, sorry.
384
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:23,273
I'm just saying it was
either you or the monster.
385
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,900
Monster? (scoffs)
386
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,318
Oh, please.
387
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,362
I remind you, we are not here
388
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,489
to debate the existence
of monsters.
389
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,157
ALL: Aw... Too bad.
390
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,827
The defense has just
one more question.
391
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:39,248
Did any one of you actually see
Milhouse eat the food?
392
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,253
I rest my case.
393
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,879
Prosecutor, your witness.
394
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:57,891
(grunts) You liar!
395
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,101
You did it, you lying jerk!
396
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,269
Take that! You did it!
397
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,395
Objection!
398
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:03,605
He's not asking any questions.
399
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,525
Hmm... I'm gonna allow this.
400
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,235
-(grunts)
-Ow! Ow!
401
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,278
Ooh!
402
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,363
Prosecution rests.
403
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,826
After careful deliberation,
404
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:19,788
it's my opinion that Milhouse
probably did eat the food.
405
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,832
But since there's no proof,
406
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,167
I must find him...
407
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,626
not guilty!
408
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,545
All right!
409
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,297
-(shocked murmurs)
-Aw, man.
410
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,883
But he ate our food!
411
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:32,468
The law has spoken.
412
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,803
Aah, sucks to the law. (grunts)
413
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:35,929
(grunts)
414
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,600
Stop! Leave Milhouse alone!
415
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:40,934
Help me out here, Bart.
416
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,102
I don't know, Lise.
417
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,438
To be honest, that verdict
made me pretty angry.
418
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,148
Bart's with us, law girl.
419
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,399
Step aside.
420
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,985
Hey, man,
leave my sister alone.
421
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,029
Oh, so you're one of them.
422
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:54,573
(spits)
So be it.
423
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:56,033
Kill the dorks!
424
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,743
Bash their butts!
425
00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,536
Kick their shins!
426
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,371
(all chanting) Kill the dorks!
427
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,082
Bash their butts!
428
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,541
(chanting) Run away.
429
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:15,010
The hunt... is... on.
430
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,097
{\an8}Ooh, they have the Internet
on computers now.
431
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,848
Homer, Bill Gates is here.
432
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,100
{\an8}Bill Gates?
433
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,393
Billionaire computer nerd
Bill Gates?
434
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:26,355
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Get out of sight, Marge!
435
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,357
I don't want this to look
like a two-bit operation.
436
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,608
Hmm.
437
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:30,776
Mr. Simpson?
438
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,444
You don't look so rich.
439
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,987
Don't let the haircut fool you.
440
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,280
I'm exceedingly wealthy.
441
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,158
Get a load
of the bowl job, Marge.
442
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,119
Your Internet ad
was brought to my attention,
443
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,371
but I can't figure out what,
if anything,
444
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,623
CompuGlobal HyperMeganet does.
445
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:47,000
So, rather than risk
competing with you,
446
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,794
I've decided simply
to buy you out.
447
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:50,170
This is it, Marge.
448
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,381
I poured my heart and soul
into this business,
449
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,133
and now, it's finally
paying off.
450
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,760
We're rich!
Richer than astronauts!
451
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,346
Homer, quiet.
You'll queer the deal.
452
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:01,014
Oh. Right.
453
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,892
I reluctantly accept
your proposal.
454
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,478
Well, everyone always does.
455
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,147
Buy him out, boys.
456
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,362
Hey, what the hell's going on?
457
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:17,990
Oh, I didn't get rich
by writing a lot of checks.
458
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,783
(fiendish laughter)
459
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,957
(war cry)
460
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,710
(meows)
461
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:32,379
(war cry drawing near)
462
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,719
(groans)
463
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,220
I can't go on.
464
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,055
You two go ahead.
465
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,473
And carry me with you.
466
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,976
-You got to be kidding.
-Aw, come on, man.
467
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,895
Hurry! They're catching up!
468
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,438
(gasps)
469
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,275
Here, Milhouse, you go first.
470
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,111
(grunting)
471
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,863
Okay, now throw the vine back.
472
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,281
There's no time!
473
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:00,407
(grunts)
474
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,950
(war cry)
475
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,829
(grunting)
476
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,045
Look, we can hide in that cave.
477
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:18,217
(all panting)
478
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,843
LISA: We should be
safe in here.
479
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,220
NELSON: They're trapped
in the cave.
480
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,387
Move in for the kill!
481
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,056
Oh, figs.
482
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:27,392
(war cry)
483
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:31,939
Stop! You are in violation
of the Model U.N. charter.
484
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:32,940
(all gasp)
485
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:34,274
Uh, that's right.
486
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,902
The U.N. doesn't look
too kindly on...
487
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:38,070
The monster!
488
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:39,655
(snorting)
489
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,907
(all screaming)
490
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:49,456
Your monster appears
to be nothing
491
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:51,917
but a run-of-the-mill
wild boar.
492
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,752
Hey, look at his tusk!
493
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:56,129
So, the boar ate our food.
494
00:20:56,213 --> 00:21:00,008
Oh. Sorry about that whole
trying-to-kill-you thing.
495
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,052
Yeah, well, you should be.
496
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:05,639
I only stole two sandwiches
and a bag of Doritos.
497
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:08,517
Hey, if a boar
can survive here,
498
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,435
there must be
a source of food.
499
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:13,939
Look, he's licking
the slime off that rock!
500
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:16,858
That's what he's been eating--
slime!
501
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,777
And there's enough slime
for all of us!
502
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,320
We're saved!
503
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:28,745
Mmm. Mmm.
504
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:32,833
All that slime made
this boar extra tender.
505
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,294
More snout anyone?
506
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,004
Mmm. Mmm.
507
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,463
How's your dinner, Lise?
508
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:39,631
Ah, shut up.
509
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:42,134
(mutters) Savages.
510
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,304
NARRATOR:
So, the children learned
511
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,014
to function as a society.
512
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:52,060
And, eventually,
they were rescued by, oh...
513
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,854
let's say, Moe.
514
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,861
(theme music playing)
515
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:41,318
Shh!
516
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:47,115
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