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CHORUS: ♪ The Simpsons ♪
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(theme music playing)
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(bell ringing)
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(whistle blowing)
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(beeping)
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(jazzy solo)
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(tires screeching)
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D'oh! (screams)
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(tires screeching)
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(tie snaps)
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{\an8}Look, honey, I clipped on
my tie all by myself.
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{\an8}And you look as handsome
as the day we were married.
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{\an8}Oh. Happy anniversary, Marge.
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{\an8}Hey, look what was in here!
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{\an8}A program from that guy's funeral.
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You mean Frank Grimes?
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{\an8}Yeah, him. Whatever happened to that guy?
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{\an8}-(both grunting)
-(laughs)
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{\an8}-What are you doing?
-Playing Hot Wheels.
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{\an8}Ow! That had a guide pin in it.
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{\an8}What happened to Grampa?
He was supposed to babysit.
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{\an8}Now you got her, Bart. Jump Lisa's king.
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{\an8}I'm not Bart. I'm Rod Flanders.
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{\an8}There you go with that smart mouth!
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{\an8}Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch.
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{\an8}Yes, sir!
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{\an8}I'll guess we'll have to take
the kids with us to dinner.
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{\an8}-BOTH: Yay!
-But, Marge...
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{\an8}The Gilded Truffle
is an intimate, elegant place.
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{\an8}Boring! I'll take you to a place that's
really romantic.
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(buzzing)
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CHILDREN: (chattering, laughing)
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BOTH: Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad.
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D'oh!
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(screaming)
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MAN (over PA): OK, folks,
this is your pilot speaking.
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If you'll look to the left side
of the aircraft,
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you'll see Homer and Marge "Sampson"
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who are celebrating with us
today their 11th air-niversary.
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(chuckles) So hang on,
while we dip our wings
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to this happy couple.
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ALL: (shouting)
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Hey, Jose, easy up, huh?
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Sorry. We were only hired to park cars.
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-Wow! This is the best anniversary ever!
-(gasps)
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(groans)
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Well, maybe our next anniversary
will be more romantic.
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{\an8}Aw, look, Homie, our wedding cake.
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{\an8}You mean there's been cake
in our freezer for 11 years?
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Why was I not informed?
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MARGE: Look at this little plastic couple.
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Hmm, so full of hopes,
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{\an8}potential, dreams for the future.
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{\an8}Hey, Marge, wouldn't it be weird if they
had little parties at night?
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{\an8}Wee little parties?
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{\an8}I'm going to bed.
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{\an8}Gotcha! Oh.
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(yawns) Another super year
with a super lady. Good night, honey.
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Good night, Homie.
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You know, uh, it is a special occasion.
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Yeah. We probably should...
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you know, "rock the casbah."
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Yeah, it seems like the thing to do.
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-So, are you gonna--
-Oh. Did you want me to?
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Oh, no. No, I'm the guy. I'm supposed to-
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No, no, no. I have my part in this, too.
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HOMER: I know, but let me
get you started first.
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-All right, how's that?
-MARGE: (groaning)
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-Homie, you got your elbow in--
-Oh, sorry.
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-BOTH: Hmm.
-HOMER: Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
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MARGE: Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
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-Do you want me to--
-HOMER: No, don't do that.
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-MARGE: Well, we used to do--
-I know, but I don't like it. (sighs)
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-(sighs)
-(barks)
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-Look who's here!
-Ooh, who's a good boy?
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-He's the best boy!
-Oh, yes, he is! Yes, he is!
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-(barks)
-(both sigh)
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Hey, Marge, wasn't that great
when the dog came in here?
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-Oh, yeah! He's really special!
-I love that dog.
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-I love him, too. Good night.
-Good night.
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(whistling)
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Whoops! (moaning)
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Hmm, that's queer. (groans)
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Homer, don't look!
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What? Aaah! The food!
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(whimpering)
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Why did this happen? Why? (sobbing)
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Someone left the freezer door
open and the motor burned out.
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-We can get a new one.
-OK.
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It was just the shock of seeing
all that food on the floor.
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Plus, I'd just fallen
on my back, which hurt more than I let on.
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MARGE: When we got married,
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is this how you thought
we'd be spending our Saturdays?
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Driving out to the boondocks to trade in
a refrigerator motor?
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Eh, I never thought I'd live this long.
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MAN (over radio):
Folks, is your marriage stuck in a rut?
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Can you even remember the last time
you felt the thrill of romance?
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(chuckles) Well, maybe you need...
a divorce!
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-(gong clangs)
-(upbeat music playing)
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Call the divorce specialists now
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for a consultation and free tote bag.
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{\an8}Ooh, there's the turn!
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-(tires screeching)
-Oh! Oh, easy!
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I'll get us out of this, honey.
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It's just gonna take
a whole lot of floorin'.
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(engine revving)
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-Hmm.
-Homer!
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{\an8}And that's why today bananas are called
"yellow fatty beans."
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Questions?
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When are Mom and Dad coming back?
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Bored, are ya? Lisa, go cut me a switch.
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Oh! There's gotta be something
to do around here.
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Hey, are they pulling the plug
on anybody today?
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Nope, everybody's paid up.
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What a weird looking vacuum cleaner.
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What, are you simple? That's my
old mine detector from the war.
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It was my job to clear
the roads of enemy explosives.
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(detector beeping)
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And that's how I earned the Iron Cross.
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-Can we borrow this, Grampa?
-Sure. She still works.
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-(beeping)
-That's my brass knee. Steel hip.
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-(beeping)
-That one's news to me.
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When you think about it,
mud is nothing but wet dirt.
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-I hope that farmhouse has a phone.
-(thunder rumbling)
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Oh!
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-(both gasp)
-Quick! The barn!
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{\an8}(thunderclaps continue)
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(grunting)
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-(thumping)
-(cackling)
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(Homer grunting)
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(panting) Safe at last.
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Shh. We're trespassing.
And some of these farmers have pitchforks.
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Hey, Teresa, Steve. Now who let you out?
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Ah, looks like we got us some intruders.
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-(pounding)
-FARMER: Who's in there?
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-(both gasp)
-(grunts)
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If somebody's in here, you're in for some
serious ass forkin'!
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Huh. Well, maybe they're
in the media room.
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(both panting)
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-That was close.
-Very close.
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(mooing)
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{\an8}-(motor running)
-Oh, my hero!
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At your service, milady.
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-Cara mia.
-(laughing)
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-Hey, public display!
-Yeah, what's with the love thang?
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Let's just say the country air
did us good.
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TV AUDIENCE: Whoo!
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Bart, I told you not to leave that TV on.
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TV AUDIENCE: Whoa-oh!
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What are we looking for anyway?
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Pirate booty. What else?
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Argh! Now we bury the treasure.
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Uh, Captain? Captain? I know we usually
bury the treasure,
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but what if this time
we use it to buy things?
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You know, things we like.
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(grunts)
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Argh. We'll dig up
the treasure in seven yar.
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I've drawn a map on this cracker
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which Polly will hold for safekeepin'.
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So, you see, there's treasure everywhere.
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-(beeping)
-Hmm.
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(grunting)
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OK, here's the deal. Crowns and doubloons
are mine...
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snuff boxes and cameos are yours.
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Now, as for wands and scepters--
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-It's a bottle cap.
-Jewel-encrusted?
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(whistle blowing)
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Hey, Homer, see you at Moe's?
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He put new electrical tape
on the cushions.
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Sorry, guys. Marge and I
are spending the weekend
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at a bed-and-breakfast.
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Oh, trying to jump-start
the old marriage, huh?
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Can I come?
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Nah, it'd just be awkward,
what with the sex and all.
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Yeah, I always figured Marge would be
a dynamo in the sack, you know?
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Oh, boy, she's got legs
from here to ya-ya!
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(tires screech)
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-How do you do, ma'am?
-Hope this evening finds you well.
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Oh, knock it off, you perverts.
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HOMER: Now they did say
bed and breakfast, right?
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Oh, isn't it romantic?
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Doilies and cozies as far
as the eye can see.
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If there's anything more exquisite
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than Queen Anne's lace,
I haven't found it.
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-Big enough for two.
-(growls)
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Are you ready to rock? 'Cause here we go.
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Should we get started?
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Um, eh, no time like the present.
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Hmm, something's not right.
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Does this bed feel lumpy to you?
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Well, yeah, kinda.
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Did that butter churn just move?
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'Cause if it did--
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What's wrong with us, Homer?
Have we lost the spark already?
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No, no, honey. Maybe this will help.
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-Hey! Look at that!
-(door opens)
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(gasps) Oh, good Lord!
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-(gasps)
-(screams)
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I'm so sorry. I saw everything.
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(pants) Oh, my heart's beating like crazy.
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Mine too! Just like back in that hayloft.
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You know, the fear of getting caught
is kind of a turn-on.
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There's that dirty girl I married.
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Come on. I have a disgusting idea.
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WOMAN: Oh, it's a donkey.
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MARGE: Shh. They'll hear us.
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HOMER: They didn't hear us
in the sewing room.
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(Marge giggling)
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Hmm.
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-Whoa! Excellent haul!
-But it's all trash.
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Exactly. Now there's nothing
left out there but treasure.
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Hello, everybody.
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Hey, you're back.
Did you "rock the casbah"?
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Bart! Yes.
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Do you know you have your hands
in each other's pockets?
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It's OK when you're in love...
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and married to
the sweetest guy in the world!
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-Ahhh. Eskimo kiss!
-(both moaning)
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-BOTH: Eww.
-You guys are sick.
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You don't think there's anything wrong
with what we're doing, do you?
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I don't think anything
I've ever done is wrong.
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-(shovel bangs object)
-(gasps) This is it, Lise.
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The mother lode!
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(panting, grunts)
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(sighs)
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{\an8}LISA: Wow! An alternate ending
to Casablanca.
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Bart, this could be priceless!
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Priceless like a mother's love,
or the good kind of priceless?
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Not yet. Wait. Wait. Wait.
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Now!
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(giggling)
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Oh, this is so naughty.
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Coming back to our old love nest.
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It hasn't changed since that
magical evening when I knocked you up.
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Oh, we drank so much that night.
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Yeah. I thought Bart
would be born a dimwit!
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(laughing) Yeah.
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Well, this time I'm drunk on love
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and beer.
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{\an8}(film projector running)
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Here comes "two."
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(beeps)
243
00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:59,588
(airplane engine rattling)
244
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:03,926
Louis, I think this could be
the start of a beautiful friendship.
245
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:07,179
Look out, Rick! He's packin' heat!
246
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,348
(grunts)
247
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:12,685
Good work, Sam. Come on.
I'll buy you a falafel.
248
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:15,563
Not so fast, schmarteneimer!
249
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,360
-(explosion)
-Hope you don't mind my dropping in?
250
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:24,989
Not at all, sweet cakes.
You know what to do, Sam.
251
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:28,033
(slow melody)
252
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:36,417
-(bell tolling)
-(crowd cheering)
253
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,546
Unbelievable.
254
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,298
I'll say. Wasn't it great?
255
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:45,384
And the question mark leaves
the door open for a sequel.
256
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:50,055
I've seen that movie 10 times,
and I never get tired of that ending.
257
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:54,143
Aye, aye, aye, where did you get this,
ya shrunken old hag, ya?
258
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,270
-I'm just a little girl.
-(grunts)
259
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,939
My studio produced Casablanca, all right?
260
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:02,443
We tried to tack that happy ending
on the picture, 'cause back then
261
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:08,073
well, studio execs, we were-- we were
just dopes in suits, not like today.
262
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,117
What are you talking about? I loved it.
263
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,703
Ah, you're a sweet old gent to say that.
264
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,580
This should be in a museum.
265
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:15,748
Look, I'll tell you what.
266
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:20,544
I'll give you 20 bucks
to bury this thing again. This one, too.
267
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,717
Now, the secret
to the windmill hole is to--
268
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,470
-Not hit the blades?
-Bingo.
269
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,515
(Homer gasps)
270
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:40,814
Hmm, that's odd. It didn't come out
the rear end.
271
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:45,110
Rod, you've got small, girlish hands.
Reach in and fish it out.
272
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:49,657
-A hand!
-(gasps)
273
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:53,327
Ow! Daddy, something attacked me!
274
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:56,830
Oh, now, Roddy, it's just a stuck ball.
I'll get it.
275
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,168
Truant ball, eh? (chuckles) I'll help you.
276
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:04,797
Oh, quit showing off, Seymour.
I'll get it.
277
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,883
There is something in there. Oh!
278
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,094
MRS. KRABAPPEL: Feels like a hefty bag
full of meat.
279
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:11,929
We're trapped!
280
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:15,307
Oh, why can't they just play through?
281
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:21,188
ROD: No, Daddy, you stick
your hand in there and see what it is.
282
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,359
Mm, something's in there, all right.
283
00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:28,195
-Maybe it's presents for all of us.
-Well, it could be anything.
284
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:31,115
-(sniffing) Smells like a bear.
-(all gasp)
285
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:33,617
Who cares what it is? Let's monoxide it!
286
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,286
Oh, why are people
always trying to kill me?
287
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,164
-We have to get out of here!
-(grunting)
288
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,166
(all gasping)
289
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,336
-(screaming)
-(crashing)
290
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:48,632
(all coughing and groaning)
291
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,468
(gasps) It was people!
292
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:54,138
People soiled our green!
293
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:58,017
And now they're out there
somewhere, naked as the day God made them!
294
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,228
Boy, I'll tell ya. (chuckles)
They only come out at night.
295
00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:03,272
Or in this case, uh, the daytime.
296
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,274
You've got to catch them!
297
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:09,403
Think of the children. Won't somebody
please think of the children!
298
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:13,157
All right, all right. Here you go, boy.
Get the scent.
299
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,450
(sniffs)
300
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,618
(whining)
301
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,955
That's a shame. He had one day left
till retirement.
302
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,499
(both panting)
303
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,676
(both panting)
304
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,845
OK, come on!
305
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:42,519
Marge, can we trade?
I don't trust these guys.
306
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,022
We've gotta get home
before someone sees us.
307
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:48,067
You know, all this danger
is kind of a turn--
308
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,151
-(grunts)
-OK.
309
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,446
(breathing heavily)
310
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:59,244
(gasps) Gill! Thank God it's you!
You gotta help us!
311
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:03,582
Well, that's what I'm here for. I mean,
you're young, successful, you're naked.
312
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:05,459
You want a car with a radio, right?
313
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:09,505
You kids like music, right,
huh? (imitates music beats)
314
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:12,841
(siren wailing)
315
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,345
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Don't go! Oh, no, not today.
316
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,890
Not to Gill. I could taste
that sale. I was in the zone.
317
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,767
(brakes screech)
318
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:25,437
All right, men, those nudies
are here somewhere. Fan out!
319
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:33,862
Oh, we're surrounded, Marge.
Maybe we should give ourselves up.
320
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,239
But think of the scandal.
321
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:38,450
Yeah, the British tabloids
will have a field day.
322
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,952
There's only one thing left to do.
323
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,578
Grab on to the handles, Marge!
324
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,872
-Got 'em.
-(grunts)
325
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:49,336
Ah, they stole the balloon!
I've been living in there!
326
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:51,630
Well, just, you know,
just till things pick up.
327
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:52,589
(laughs nervously)
328
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:56,718
Oh, Lord, my hot plate.
I only had two payments left.
329
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,304
HOMER: OK, I think
I figured this thing out.
330
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,931
-(flame searing)
-You go up and down,
331
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,933
but not side to side, or back in time.
332
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:06,311
(gasps) Clothes! We're saved!
333
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:09,815
-Oh, these have pleats.
-Just grab 'em!
334
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:14,319
(gasps) I'm OK, honey.
Now listen very carefully.
335
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:17,781
I want you to pull on the thing
336
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,534
that's near the other thing.
337
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:23,745
-MARGE: You mean this thing?
-(screams)
338
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,999
No, that was not the thing. (groans)
339
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,086
-(church organ playing)
-Now, let us thank the Lord
340
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,630
for this magnificent Crystal Cathedral
341
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,091
which allows us to look out
342
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,178
upon his wondrous creation.
343
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,306
-(flesh screeching window)
-(congregation gasps)
344
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:47,019
Now quickly! Gaze down at God's
fabulous parquet floor.
345
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,771
Eyes on the floor. Still on the floor.
346
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,317
-HOMER: Oh, my ass!
-Always on God's floor.
347
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,445
(moaning)
348
00:19:56,528 --> 00:20:00,574
Hang on, Homie! I'm gonna
try to set her down!
349
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:01,575
Thank you.
350
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:05,037
Wow! A lot of people have pools.
351
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,206
Honey, my shoulders are separating!
352
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,375
OK, OK, here we go.
353
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,669
(cheering)
354
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:20,886
Dear Lord, look at that blimp!
He's hanging from a balloon!
355
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,513
Marge, uh, can we not land here?
356
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,766
Honey? Baby doll?
357
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,517
(players grunting)
358
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,520
-(groans)
-ANNOUNCER: No good!
359
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:31,980
(booing)
360
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,607
Don't blame me!
361
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:36,026
(both grunt)
362
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,238
-(crowd gasping)
-MAN: That's hideous!
363
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:42,950
Why don't you take a picture?
It lasts longer!
364
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,244
-(camera shutters clicking)
-D'oh!
365
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,955
It would have to be camera day.
366
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:51,541
(cheering and whistling)
367
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,255
-Wow!
-Hey!
368
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:59,508
I don't want you reading
those awful scandal sheets.
369
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,511
Uh, I was just trying to find
Dave Barry's column.
370
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,264
He's great. He pokes fun
at life's little foibles.
371
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:09,184
Kids, I want to explain about the stadium.
372
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,104
You see, sometimes moms and dads
373
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:15,565
get a little, well,
accustomed to each other.
374
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:19,444
-Dads especially.
-So they need to explore new ways...
375
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,613
to express their love.
376
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:26,285
Scary ways. But we never
intended it to end like that
377
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:30,622
with thousands of people
staring at our naked bodies.
378
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:34,584
All those eyes just leering
and leering at us.
379
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:40,549
-Who's in the mood for miniature golf?
-Ooh, I am!
380
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:44,553
(both cheering)
381
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:54,146
{\an8}Huh. They're gonna feel
so silly when they realize they forgot us.
382
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:56,273
♪ Rock the casbah ♪
383
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:57,983
♪ Rock the casbah ♪
384
00:21:58,066 --> 00:22:00,485
♪ Shareef don't like it ♪
385
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,697
♪ Rock the casbah ♪
386
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,324
♪ Rock the casbah ♪
387
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,868
♪ By order of the prophet ♪
388
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:12,205
♪ We ban that boogie sound ♪
389
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:15,709
♪ Degenerate the faithful ♪
390
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:19,755
♪ With that crazy Casbah sound ♪
391
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,215
♪ But the bedouin, they brought out ♪
392
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,134
♪ the electric camel drum ♪
393
00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:27,846
♪ The local guitar picker
Got his guitar-picking thumb ♪
394
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:31,767
♪ As soon as the Shareef
Had cleared the square ♪
395
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:35,270
♪ They began to wail ♪
396
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,814
♪ Shareef don't like it... ♪
397
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:41,193
-(murmuring)
-Shh!
398
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:46,531
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