1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:04,202 DAMON: Previously on The Vampire Diaries... 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:05,566 DAMON: She has Elena. 3 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:07,285 And I'm the only one who knows where she is. 4 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:10,211 Oscar's been gone days running your errands, but we're stuck here, 5 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:11,521 starving ourselves, 6 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,563 pretending like we're not the strongest people on the planet. 7 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:15,524 I don't want to be a part of Lily's cavalry. 8 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:16,767 I just wanna have fun. 9 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:19,486 You will not lay a hand on another member of my family. 10 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,165 Give me Elena, you get your son back. 11 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:23,681 Once you bury a body, the grieving process begins. 12 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:25,291 Oh, I'm not planning on burying her. 13 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:28,086 The Phoenix Stone brings people back from the dead. 14 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:30,123 - Tell me you'll try. - I'll try. 15 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:31,481 What was the deal with you and Stefan? 16 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,728 I was the first love of Stefan's life. 17 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:36,571 CAROLINE: You put that spell on me so Stefan couldn't touch me. 18 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:38,086 It's like your skin is vervain. 19 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:39,327 Stefan, meet Julian. 20 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:42,291 Julian was the man you are not supposed to fall for. 21 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,569 Does Stefan Salvatore know that you are pregnant with his child? 22 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,040 (JULIAN GRUNTS) 23 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:48,844 So, have you found Julian yet? 24 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,087 I found him months ago. 25 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:53,961 Julian is the devil. I can't let Lily bring him back. 26 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:30,569 Oh, damn it. 27 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,808 -(SIGHS) - Is it fixed yet? 28 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:38,241 Not yet, sweetheart. And it's past your bedtime. 29 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:39,566 BOTH: No! 30 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:41,330 Yes, it is. You wanna go brush your teeth? 31 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:42,965 BOTH: (GIGGLING) No! 32 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:44,645 Yeah, well, too bad. 33 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,205 Surgery will have to resume tomorrow. 34 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,890 All right, Josie, help your sister find her PJs, okay? 35 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:58,806 Girls? 36 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,690 Damon. 37 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:33,207 Well, aren't you adorable? (CHUCKLES) 38 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:35,571 The girls, too. 39 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:38,530 Stand behind Daddy. 40 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,171 Why so gloomy? 41 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,010 Looks like you got everything you wanted. 42 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,009 The fact that you're here means somebody died. 43 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,440 No. Not yet. 44 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:48,889 But if you don't do exactly as I say, that can change real fast. 45 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:51,526 So. 46 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:55,171 You gonna invite me in? 47 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:16,891 Geez. 48 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:20,286 You're here. At 5 a.m. 49 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:23,165 I'm gonna need the place to myself today. 50 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:24,805 Oh, come on, man. 51 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,169 Don't make me an accomplice to whatever weird stuff 52 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,089 you're doing with your wife's dead body. 53 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,962 You have no idea how weird it's gonna get. 54 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,840 Is this enough to buy some privacy? 55 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,169 I'm gonna throw in a free reality check. 56 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:46,764 Preserved bodies still have an expiration date, 57 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,769 and this is her last day. 58 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,321 She doesn't have to go home, but she can't stay here. 59 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,286 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 60 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,203 Mother, tell me you have Elena. 61 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,447 LILY: Let me speak to Oscar. 62 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,490 No can do, I'm about to wake him up from his little vervain nap. 63 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,165 You do realize that when you get her back, 64 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:10,805 you're not actually getting her back, right? 65 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,206 She's still in a box. 66 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:13,811 You think I need to be reminded of that? 67 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,764 And yet you're leveraging a member of my family 68 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,803 just to get her body closer to you. 69 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,411 How selfish can you be? 70 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:20,681 Spare me the lecture, Mommy. 71 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,486 Damon. If you have harmed Oscar in any way... 72 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:27,446 Yeah, yeah, yeah, say good-bye to Elena. It's not my first hostage swap. 73 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:30,326 (BEEPS) 74 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,204 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 75 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,640 Uh-oh. 76 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,363 Oscar. (SNIFFS) 77 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,810 I smell the blood on you, buddy. 78 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,480 Huh? 79 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:02,800 You gotta be kidding me. 80 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:12,840 (CAROLINE MOANS) 81 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:14,761 I didn't want to wake you. 82 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:20,126 Well, I would lose more sleep if you just snuck out without saying hi. 83 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,047 Hi. 84 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,480 Mmm. I missed this. 85 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:27,807 Am I gonna catch fire? 86 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:31,089 No. I just can't touch vampires. 87 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,966 Valerie basically turned my skin into vervain. 88 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,730 I'll work on unraveling the spell when I get back. 89 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,491 Stop. We have so much to catch up on. 90 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,569 Let's just go shopping for Halloween costumes 91 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,808 and we can worry about magic later. 92 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,651 I'm kind of already worrying about magic today. 93 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:49,210 Alaric thinks we can reunite Jo's spirit with her body 94 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,971 by using some sketchy Native American resurrection stone. 95 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:55,807 My job is to crush his dreams in the most gentle way possible. 96 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:59,965 Wow. Okay. You don't even think it'll work? 97 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,844 (CHUCKLES) I don't think it should. 98 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,884 The Other Side is gone, there's no more Gemini prison worlds, 99 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,048 which means that Jo's spirit is... 100 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:08,844 Probably at peace. 101 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:11,606 (SIGHS) 102 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:14,410 Our lives are weird. 103 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:17,610 - Tell me about it. -(CHUCKLES) 104 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:23,726 How the hell did you let this happen? 105 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:27,163 Don't even think about blaming this on me. I'm not the one that unscrewed his heart. 106 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,607 No, you're just the one who chased him down, kidnapped him 107 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,962 and are still, technically, holding him hostage. 108 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,406 To get Elena back. 109 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:34,726 And how's that working out for you? 110 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,571 Because, from where I'm standing, she's in more danger than ever, 111 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:38,841 because you won't let her rest. 112 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:42,368 You spend one day with mommy dearest and now you're on her side? 113 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,369 I don't have to be on her side to see what's happening here. 114 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:49,088 You can't be with Elena, so you're making all your bad decisions about Elena. 115 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:53,926 We need to get rid of this body. 116 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,963 No,no,no. You need to get rid of this body. 117 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:57,880 (SCOFFS) 118 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,447 Brekkie. What are we having? 119 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,529 Mushroom omelets. 120 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,409 Hey, they're for Oscar, not you. 121 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,126 He's coming home today. 122 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:18,529 I'm impressed. Especially considering how late you got home last night. 123 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,405 - Where's Oscar? - I don't know. 124 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:27,726 Damon never showed up. 125 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:31,601 I suppose I've taken the notion of trust for granted lately. 126 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:37,605 Lorenzo, would you mind terribly if I had a moment alone with Valerie? 127 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,330 Is something wrong? 128 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,164 Just some family business. 129 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,490 I spent yesterday with Stefan. 130 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:55,843 Learned all about your little tryst in 1863. 131 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:59,363 (SIGHS) We were children. It was... 132 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:02,800 It was puppy love. It meant nothing. 133 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:08,126 Hmm. Right. That explains why you held on to his journal all these years. 134 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:12,202 You were fragile at the time. I didn't want to upset you. 135 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:16,491 You told him you were coming back for him, and he believed you. 136 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,690 Why put him through that? 137 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,446 I was a foolish human back then. 138 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,451 I'm sorry. 139 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,730 I will only say this once. 140 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:32,605 If you have anything to tell me, 141 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,689 anything at all, 142 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,405 now is the time. 143 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:39,728 I have nothing to hide. 144 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:45,405 I should go look for Oscar. 145 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,090 That won't be necessary. 146 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:50,208 NORA: God, it feels good to get out of that deserted town 147 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,482 and be around living, breathing people we can eat. 148 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:55,247 Mystic Falls is a prison world all over again. 149 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:58,330 We're on a mission, Nora, not a vacation. 150 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,606 - All right. (GRUNTS) -(KNOCK ON DOOR) 151 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:09,208 MARY: Damon? I know you're here. Open up. 152 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,764 Damon! Open the-- 153 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,644 DAMON; Hello. 154 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:17,285 Oh, hello. 155 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:20,770 University housing. How lovely. 156 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,925 How sad. 157 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,171 Not as sad as being exiled here by your own mother. 158 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,601 Lily must have had the wrong address for the hostage exchange. 159 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,484 - Hmm. - Where's Oscar? 160 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:32,045 You just missed him. 161 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,128 You reek of blood. 162 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:37,527 Well, I've been... (EXHALES) I've been binging. 163 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:39,205 And I've been judging. 164 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,731 Yeah. 165 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:43,884 Not gonna find him in there. 166 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,210 -(SHATTERS) -(STEFAN GROANS) 167 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:49,001 Look, I get it. Okay, you got me. 168 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:55,331 Oscar turned the tables, and he knocked me out and he took off. 169 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,444 I lost my one and only bargaining chip. 170 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,529 Then why isn't Oscar answering his phone? 171 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:05,047 (STUTTERS) I mean, the guy doesn't wanna be found. 172 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,805 Why don't I believe you? 173 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:13,162 MARY: (SIGHS) Well, this is pointless. 174 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,320 Come, Nora. 175 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:22,606 (SPLASHING) 176 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:24,484 I'll throw that away for you. 177 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:27,120 (SIGHS) 178 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,680 Hi. 179 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,206 (GRUNTS) 180 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,280 Screw it. Let's just get this guy to the furnace. 181 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,131 Uh, wrong dorm, darling. 182 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:01,566 Huh. Okay. 183 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:05,484 "A message from Miss Nora Hildegard. 184 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,802 "Dictated but not read. 185 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,049 "For every hour that Oscar isn't returned, a Whitmore student will die. 186 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,486 "Starting now." 187 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,207 (GASPS AN D GROAN S) 188 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,729 - No. -(SIGHS) 189 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:31,604 With dozens of disappearances and a history of animal attacks, 190 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,531 Mystic Falls was the subject of supernatural speculation 191 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:38,042 even before the quote-unquote mining fire evacuation. 192 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,480 (SIREN CHIRPS) 193 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:44,365 We're not doing anything illegal, Officer. 194 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:46,130 Besides violating a town-wide quarantine, 195 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,527 and putting these people's lives at risk to make a quick buck? 196 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:49,960 Pack it up and get out of here. 197 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,766 We both know there's no real danger here. It's just an empty ghost town. 198 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:56,567 Really? You hear about the noises in the old boarding house? 199 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,168 Mysterious figure haunting the clock tower? 200 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,368 Tell your ghost busters to charge up their proton packs. 201 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,369 They've hit the proverbial jackpot. 202 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,525 Get out of here, unless you want your license suspended. Now. 203 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,605 Come on, let's go. 204 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,402 If you touch any of these people, I will shoot you right here. 205 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:15,922 Don't waste the ammunition, mate. Waste of taxpayer money. 206 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,929 And I am one of your last taxpayers. 207 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,281 What do you want, Enzo? 208 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:20,561 Oh, God, just a good night's rest. 209 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,404 Which is proving difficult lately, 210 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,762 with all the late-night sneaking in and out of the Salvatore House. 211 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:28,282 Vamp hearing is bad enough, but once the heretics start creeping, 212 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:30,085 that's when I really lose sleep. 213 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,964 There's an abandoned music shop down the way. 214 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,924 - I'll let you steal a tiny fiddle. -(CHUCKLES) 215 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:38,648 Or you could grant me access to the town's surveillance cameras. 216 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,080 I have a heretic to track. 217 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,520 (CHATTERING) 218 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,450 - Hi. - Hi. 219 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,130 I brought you coffee. 220 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,891 (SIGHS) And he keeps getting better. Sorry. 221 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:57,091 (SIGHS) It's okay. No contact. It's not your fault. 222 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:00,290 I take it your charm didn't work on getting Valerie to undo this spell? 223 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,529 - Uh, I haven't spoken to her yet. - Oh. 224 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,804 So, you're avoiding? 225 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,685 No, there's nothing to avoid. 226 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:13,164 Well, Stefan, she was your first love and then she just left you hanging. 227 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,089 You're not the least bit curious why? 228 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,487 She hasn't contacted me in the four months she's been back, 229 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,284 so I'm assuming she's as over it as I am. 230 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,841 Yeah, but that is quite an assumption, 231 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:25,487 considering that she's the reason why I literally can't touch you. 232 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:29,401 Unfortunately, she's the heretic that I am the least concerned about right now. 233 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,170 Oh, God. Who now? 234 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,488 Let's just say that it involves two bored mean girls, 235 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,569 and a campus full of easy targets. 236 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:39,731 But fortunately, I have come up with a genius plan 237 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:43,043 to keep them occupied while Damon sorts out his Oscar problem. 238 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,291 - The dance. - Mmm-hmm. 239 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:47,567 Full of potential victims. 240 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,689 And distractions. All in one place. 241 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,884 Easy to babysit. I think the hardest part will be feigning enthusiasm. 242 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,162 Yeah, they'll never fall for it. 243 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,041 Unless they think it's their idea. 244 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,209 I'm getting hungry. Is it death o'clock yet? 245 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,561 We still have thirteen minutes. 246 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,167 - What's this? - Oh. Nothing. 247 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,840 It's, it's just some silly Heaven and Hell ball. 248 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,969 Stefan invited me, but I don't know. 249 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:24,290 These days, Halloween just seems like an excuse to get drunk and show skin. 250 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,408 Sorry, no heretics allowed. 251 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,445 Halloween's only for people who dress up as psychopaths. 252 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,808 As if we'd want to drink cheap beer out of plastic 253 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,207 and then brag about it all over the Internet. 254 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,165 As if you'd even know how to do that. We're going. 255 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:40,964 To a college party? 256 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,605 Oh. Okay. 257 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,444 (CHUCKLES) Good luck With that. 258 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:46,566 What's that supposed to mean? 259 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:50,602 Nothing. No, you two will fit in just fine. 260 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,883 I mean, seriously, you guys have nothing to feel self-conscious about. 261 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,770 Did I say you could leave? 262 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,566 What do you want? 263 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:11,011 I see you found a dress. From my closet. 264 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,165 Haven't been to a party since New Year's, 1902. 265 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,691 Be honest. Will I make a proper modern devil? 266 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,929 Shouldn't be too much of a stretch. (CHUCKLES) 267 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,890 Unlike the hips of that dress. 268 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,325 Would you prefer I chose a different one and dyed it with your blood? 269 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,684 Look, I gave you an outfit. 270 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,046 Now it's your turn. 271 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,130 Siphon off this annoying anti-vampire spell. 272 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,245 Aw. Are you prohibited from 273 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,807 showing physical affection for your significant other? 274 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,849 Try being gay in nineteen hundred. 275 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,008 What do you care about some silly spell? 276 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,281 You don't even like Valerie. 277 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:51,970 You're right. I don't. 278 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,766 I've had to endure two lifetimes with that conniving shrew. 279 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,724 And I've learned that when it comes to Val, 280 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,091 you don't get on her bad side. 281 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,369 (SIGHS) Not happening, Stefan. 282 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,722 Look, if I siphon Caroline's spell, Valerie will find out, 283 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,446 and she'll retaliate with something much worse. 284 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,165 The girl is a rancid bitch. 285 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,567 That's not the Valerie that I knew. 286 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,286 Well, I used to be a sickly, abused little urchin, 287 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,608 cast out by my coven, and... 288 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,131 Then I met Mary Louise. 289 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,211 Love changes people. 290 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,810 I mean, maybe Valerie's obsession with you 291 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,367 is the reason why she's a walking funeral dirge. 292 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,445 MARY: Oh, Nora! 293 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,766 Well? 294 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,044 Hmm. Not bad. 295 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,000 "Not bad" is not "good." 296 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,531 No, you look nice, it's just... 297 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,290 Kinda plain. 298 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,885 But I can sex it up for you. 299 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,844 I'm comfortable like this, Nora, don't... 300 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,451 Stop it! 301 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,007 Come on, you're supposed to be a devil. 302 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,686 - You want a devil? -(G ROANS) 303 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,842 It's fifteen minutes past the hour. Distraction period over. 304 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,650 Mary Lou. Wait! 305 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,642 Well, what better way to spend Halloween, huh? 306 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,690 Why would I want to go to some stupid Halloween party 307 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,928 like a normal student, and maybe meet a nice guy, 308 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:23,169 or not-so-nice guy, have a fun, drunk Halloween hookup, 309 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:24,646 when I can be here, 310 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,486 struggling to raise the dead? 311 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:31,368 Well, if it makes any difference, this is worth some serious extra credit. 312 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:32,800 Oh, you think? 313 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,766 Whether or not I'm capable, you're lucky I'm willing. 314 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,883 The visions from that stone scare the hell out of me, 315 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,360 -so don't rush me. -(DOOR OPENS) 316 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,005 Well, that's too bad. 317 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,043 'Cause we gotta bring this guy back to life. 318 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,886 Now. 319 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:59,041 -(MUSIC PLAYING) -(CROWD WHOOPING AND CHEERING) 320 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,603 Nice costume for two hours' notice. 321 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,484 CAROLINE: Oh, thank you. 322 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,444 You weren't, oh, I don't know, 323 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:24,769 already coming to this and just forgot to invite me? 324 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,122 I didn't forget to invite you. 325 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:32,008 I just felt like a Halloween party wasn't great first-date material. 326 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,450 So then, this isn't our first date? 327 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:35,926 Well, it depends. 328 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,731 What do you think it is? 329 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,126 Torture. 330 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:47,960 Oh, they're here. 331 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,891 - Guess it's time for us to babysit. - Mmm-hmm. 332 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,250 Hi, girls. What can I get you? 333 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:04,162 A Bijou for me and a Creme Yvette for my little flower here. 334 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,250 (CHUCKLES) I'm sorry, I have no idea what that is. 335 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,727 A gin martini and a Sex On The Beach. 336 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,325 Got you. 337 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,970 So, let me guess. 338 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:20,001 Old-fashioned devil and slutty angel. 339 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,009 - I love it. - Beg your pardon? 340 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:25,602 Thanks. It's cobbled together with stuff I found on Pinterest. 341 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,609 Oh, my God, Pinterest. I love Pinterest. 342 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,961 I get half my recipes from it. 343 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,491 I'm obsessed. 344 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,921 - Obsessed. -(BOTH GIGGLE) 345 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:42,285 BONNIE: Phesmatos exaud mi, conjug spiritis et corpe. 346 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:46,007 Phesmatos exaud mi, conjug spiritis et corpe. 347 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,844 Hmm, scratch that one off the list. 348 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,360 (DAMON GROANS) 349 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,130 Hey. You're not the only one banking on this. 350 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:08,927 It's not for me, Ric. Why does everything have to be about me today? 351 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,929 Will both of you just shut up? 352 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,281 The stone works. 353 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:15,046 I think it's creating a bridge between the body and the spirit. 354 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,881 I just have to find a spell that makes that bridge permanent. 355 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,600 (CELL PHONE VIBRATES) 356 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,048 So, how goes the diversion? 357 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:31,729 Three. That's the number of people Caroline and I have saved. Barely. 358 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,441 So, did you just call to brag? 359 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,963 How much longer? 360 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,647 Oh, crap! Ric, put it out! 361 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,004 I think we're close. 362 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:48,960 (ENZO SIGHS) 363 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:53,641 Ah, there's the mopey face I've come to know and love. 364 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:58,528 I guess all it takes is a scolding from Lily to ruin breakfast. 365 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,284 We have an icebox full of blood downstairs, you know. 366 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,403 Yeah, but sometimes it's nice to get out of the house. 367 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:10,322 Take a drive. Get out of town. Come back. Wouldn't you agree? 368 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:14,247 Clearly, I'm not as quick as the other orphans in the workhouse. 369 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,283 Are you accusing me of something? 370 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,845 Town surveillance has you on the road 371 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,327 to and from Whitmore last night in a stolen car. 372 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,404 Curious how Oscar was also at Whitmore last night 373 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,841 and has since mysteriously disappeared. 374 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,280 So... (SCOFFS) 375 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,605 Yes, I am accusing you of something. 376 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,770 I'm just not sure whether it's lying to Lily, murder, 377 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,200 or both. 378 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,683 Forget everything you think you know. 379 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,285 Because you are wrong in ways you cannot even imagine. 380 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,645 Enlighten me. 381 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,969 What exactly don't I know? 382 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,570 (SCOFFS) Or maybe it's easier if I just ask Lily. 383 00:21:56,760 --> 00:22:00,321 And I'm sure she'll be eager to uncover the truth and punish you for it. 384 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,930 I killed Oscar. 385 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,050 He knew too much. 386 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:08,403 I had to prevent him from bringing a monster back into Lily's life. 387 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,320 What monster is that? 388 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:12,606 Julian. 389 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:15,760 You don't know? 390 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,527 I guess Lily doesn't tell you everything. 391 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,004 Who's Julian, Valerie? 392 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:29,566 Someone you'll want to keep as far away as possible. 393 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:33,649 Assuming that one day you want Lily to love you 394 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,763 in the same way that you love her. 395 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,328 -(MUSIC PLAYING) -(CROWD WHOOPING) 396 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:54,400 STEFAN: Do you think they forgot they came here to murder people? 397 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,683 Oh, no, they're just wrapped up in their own drama. 398 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,564 See, Nora wants some breathing room 399 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,842 but Mary Louise is scared if she gives it to her, 400 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,769 that Nora's gonna leave her. 401 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,604 You got all that from... That? 402 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,405 Well, it's obvious. 403 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,211 Or not. 404 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,006 You know, I'd ask you to dance, but-- 405 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,089 But I'd kill you. How convenient. 406 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,801 If only there was a person that you could talk to about it. 407 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:34,369 I will ask Valerie to undo it, once Damon brings Oscar back to life. 408 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,921 Wow. So, you're not technically avoiding, 409 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,885 you're just waiting for Damon to raise the dead. Okay. 410 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:43,641 Caroline, Valerie's been dead to me for 150 years. 411 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:48,040 Well, she's back now, and you're scared that you're gonna look her in the eye, 412 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,647 and then all of your feelings are gonna come back. 413 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,207 You know, the infatuation and the abandonment 414 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,607 and the whole freaking fairy tale. 415 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,689 That's what I'm scared of? 416 00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,769 Or that's what you're scared of? 417 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:03,570 It can be both. 418 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:10,331 (SIGHS) You know what, I am just too sober to be talking about this. 419 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,840 MARY: Nora? 420 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,325 Where did you go? 421 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,647 I'm just tipsy enough to enjoy this music. 422 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,246 (SLURPING) 423 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,520 (PANTING) 424 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,121 Have a taste. 425 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,800 She's been sneaking tequila, so she's a little spicy. 426 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,400 (BARTENDER GROANS) 427 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,770 (PANTING) 428 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,806 - What the hell? - Don't act so shocked. 429 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,642 Don't pretend that was anything other than petty jealousy. 430 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,524 This trashy girl wouldn't mean a damn thing to you 431 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,210 if you weren't so desperate for attention. 432 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,481 Attention? 433 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,206 How could I possibly want attention when you've been perched on my shoulder 434 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,091 every second of the last 120 years? 435 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:11,441 Oh, am I ruining your fun? 436 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,688 "Stay close, Nora." "Slow down, Nora." 437 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:17,282 As if it's still the bloody nineteenth century and I need your protection. 438 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:21,246 I'm not the one struggling to adapt, Mary Lou. You are! 439 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,280 Very well. 440 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,369 Do whatever you want. 441 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,051 I'm going to finish what we came here to do. 442 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,806 (SIGHS) 443 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,246 Ababbas dagoineh mateesah elunatan. 444 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,610 Oshawas melunaweh washaset zagoedan. 445 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,844 Which one was that? 446 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:58,604 That's something I found in one of your shamanistic oral traditions. 447 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,283 -(SCREAMING) -(GASPS) 448 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,571 My God. 449 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,526 -(OSCAR PANTING) - Bonnie. 450 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,326 You are officially the most terrifying person I know. 451 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,882 - Easy there, buddy. - Where am I? 452 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:23,885 You're on your way to Mystic Falls. 453 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,650 Virginia? 454 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,968 - How did I get here? - We'll talk about it on the way. 455 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,330 Smile for mommy. 456 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:32,971 Yeah, okay. 457 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:34,721 Blood. I need blood. 458 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,160 Figured you might. 459 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:41,771 Either our friend still has the munchies 460 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,248 or this ravenous hunger is a side effect of resurrection. 461 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,966 Don't look at me. I barely understand how the guy is alive. 462 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:52,848 If hunger is the worst consequence of the stone spell, then we got off easy. 463 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,886 You sure you wanna do this to Jo? 464 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,127 Look, it's now or never, Damon. 465 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,163 No offense, Ric, but I was asking Bonnie. 466 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,520 Look at you sad-sacks. 467 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,603 What, am I gonna say no? 468 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,768 Damon, go get your girl. 469 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:09,931 I'll get his. 470 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,649 Trick or treat? 471 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,683 I've been tricked enough today. 472 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,887 Still haven't heard a peep from the girls since they left. 473 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,280 (SIGHS) 474 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,970 Who's Julian? 475 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:32,966 Where did you hear that name? 476 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,929 I've heard a lot of names in this house since I moved in. 477 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:38,249 But Julian, that's a new one. 478 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,841 Which means your family isn't talking about him for a reason. 479 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,371 Well, that's nonsense. 480 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,684 No one who ever met Julian would dare say a bad thing about him. 481 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,120 He was a saint. 482 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,369 He was the love of my life. 483 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:55,920 Was? 484 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,640 Or is? 485 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,000 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 486 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,444 Damon found Oscar. 487 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,723 - Get out of my way. - Why? You're done here. 488 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,604 That's excellent news. 489 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,770 Where's Nora? 490 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,131 I don't know. 491 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,560 We had a fight. 492 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,131 - I'm sorry. - Do not pity me. 493 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,763 Trust me, I don't. 494 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,527 Is this how relationships work in the modern era? 495 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,246 Everybody peddling their flesh like a street bazaar? 496 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,290 Because bloody Nora seems quite interested in the browsing. 497 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:07,809 You know, these days they have this wonderful thing called a therapist. 498 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,645 How old do you think I am? 499 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:15,451 I can think of nothing more futile than prattling on about one's emotions. 500 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:20,043 As if I can prevent Nora from drifting away if I only find the right words. 501 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:27,809 Or as if confronting my first love will somehow make her disappear. 502 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,762 Caroline thinks that Valerie's mere existence 503 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,486 is somehow sabotaging our relationship. 504 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,126 But if she could just get into my head, 505 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,483 she would see that the only thing standing between me and my girlfriend 506 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,962 is that damn spell. 507 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,520 Which you can remove. 508 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,240 (GASPS) 509 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,051 Ah, I got you. Come on, come on. 510 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,811 Will you... Will you slow down, please? 511 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,048 Trust me, you do not want to make Lily wait. 512 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,287 I learned that the hard way. 513 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,284 Here, this'll take the edge off. 514 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,648 - I'm gonna need more. - Not till we get our stories straight. 515 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,969 We were in Myrtle Beach. We were wasted. You passed out. 516 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,486 I've never been to Myrtle Beach. 517 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,489 How deep does this amnesia go? 518 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,365 I just need a little more, okay? Just... 519 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,050 Just a taste. A drop. 520 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,287 Well, that was the last one. 521 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,970 Well, then you're gonna have to stop this thing! 522 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,003 Not until you get one right. 523 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,247 Multiple choice. 524 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:24,286 You were in Myrtle Beach, A, partying too hard, B, knee-- 525 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:25,766 (YELLS) 526 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,400 Damn. 527 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,281 Don't shoot the one person 528 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,767 who can solve this case for you, Detective Dumbass. 529 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,007 What happened? 530 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,202 Oscar's acid trip went from bad to worse. 531 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,890 I've been tracking him through the woods. 532 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,206 Damon, it's Halloween. 533 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,404 There'll be ghost tours going through Mystic Falls every thirty minutes. 534 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,250 Perfect. At least I know where he's going. 535 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,289 I'm coming with you. 536 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:33,049 Donovan, that badge does not take away the fact that you are human. 537 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:36,011 Please don't commit suicide-by-heretic tonight. 538 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,287 Since when do you care? 539 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,527 Give me a break. 540 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:42,202 I don't wanna add your death to a long list of things that are already my fault. 541 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,849 Mar? Mary Lou? 542 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,850 You can't avoid me for... 543 00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,206 Siphon the repulsion spell off Caroline, 544 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,084 or your girlfriend dies. 545 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,089 Do you see how easy I made that for you? 546 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:02,523 Yes, thanks. Now, let me make it harder for you. 547 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,120 - Get away from her. -(MUFFLED SCREAMING) 548 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,570 Grab my arm and siphon, or keep burning. 549 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:11,520 (NORA WHIMPERING) 550 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,243 - Did it work? -(GRUNTS) 551 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,322 Well, that was a lot more satisfying than I thought it would be. 552 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,642 Any questions before we head to the final stop on our tour? 553 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,922 Yeah. So, when does this get scary? 554 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,811 Hey. This isn't some haunted hayride, okay? 555 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,048 If you want teenagers dressed up in silly costumes 556 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,447 giving you jump-scares, go to Grove Hill. 557 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,884 -(SCREAMS) -(OSCAR GROWLS) 558 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,360 (TOURISTS GASP) 559 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,161 (GASPING) 560 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:21,930 -(SNARLS) -(WOMAN SCREAMING) 561 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,562 Oscar! Enough! 562 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,569 What on earth has gotten into you? 563 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:40,568 Oscar. You are not yourself when you feed, you know that. 564 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,205 You remember how we live. 565 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,562 You remember, everything in moderation! 566 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,606 Now I get it. 567 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,730 Your favorite sons are the ones with the ripper problems. 568 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:57,287 I highly recommend a detox and an intervention. 569 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,282 Now it's your turn. 570 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:02,965 Where the hell's Elena? 571 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:16,971 Where are they? 572 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,246 It doesn't matter. 573 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,807 Of course it matters. They were going to hurt you. 574 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,800 I'm going to find them and rip their heads off 575 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,486 and smash them together like two disgusting melons and... 576 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:30,965 Why are you smiling? 577 00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:32,491 Can't help it. 578 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:36,970 You're adorable. 579 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,960 I'm sorry. You were right to worry. 580 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,000 No. I'm sorry. 581 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,847 We've been on our own. Scorned, abused, imprisoned for so long. 582 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:02,007 I've forgotten this world is meant to be enjoyed, not feared. 583 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:05,525 Help me remember that. 584 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,529 We should get back to Mystic Falls. 585 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,162 We've spent an entire lifetime there. 586 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,051 The night is ours. 587 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,963 No, wait, wait, wait. This can't happen yet. 588 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,247 Yes, it can. That's the whole point. 589 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:50,849 No, I need you to know I am not some insecure, jealous girlfriend. 590 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:52,321 - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. 591 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,841 I just... When I get something that I've wanted for a really long time, 592 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,166 sometimes I do this thing-- 593 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,010 You overthink things. Yeah, I know. 594 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,328 No, but sometimes I say things that I don't really need to say, 595 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,091 but I'm just scared that I'm the only one thinking them. 596 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,368 The reason that I'm not talking about Valerie 597 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,568 is because I'm not thinking about Valerie. 598 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,091 I'm thinking about you. 599 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,722 And how you and I have had more history in the last five years 600 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,605 than most people have in a lifetime. 601 00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:27,526 MATT: Hey, this is off-limits to... -(GUN COCKS) 602 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:30,605 You're one of the heretics. 603 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,207 Yep. Don't do anything stupid. 604 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,441 Right now there's a tour bus full of corpses in the cemetery 605 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:37,726 because I didn't do anything stupid. 606 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,406 Well, I'm in danger of being exiled 607 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:44,241 from my family because I did something extra stupid. 608 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,925 Join me for a drink? 609 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,451 If you're not gone by the time I count to three, 610 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:53,245 I'll shoot you right now. 611 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,251 One. 612 00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,486 Two. 613 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,284 Stick to tourists. 614 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,330 - You're welcome. - I'm swooning on the inside. 615 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,766 In case it's not entirely obvious by now, I came here to be alone. 616 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,325 Or you're planning your escape. 617 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,247 Only a matter of time before Oscar sobers up 618 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,090 and fingers you as his would-be murderer. 619 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,647 - Which, clearly, you're bloody awful at. - What do you want, Enzo? 620 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,529 I want, dear, not-so-innocent Valerie, 621 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,446 for you to tell me how we're going to prevent Julian 622 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,369 from walking back into Lily's life. 623 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,331 I've asked Beau to remove the cloaking spell from Elena's coffin. 624 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,485 You'll find her in the ruins of the old Salvatore mansion. 625 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,128 Clever. ..ish. 626 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,687 - Glad you think so. - I'm moving back to Mystic Falls. 627 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,566 I will certainly ask the family to take it under consideration. 628 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:20,960 Wasn't a request. 629 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,970 These people didn't deserve to be killed by one of your free-range children. 630 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,889 Stefan's up to his hero hair in heretic drama, 631 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:30,569 and I worry that Matt Donovan's funeral's gonna cut into my social schedule. 632 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,529 And what, you're going to help keep order? 633 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,042 Damon, you can hardly keep a covered box safe. 634 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,563 You do realize that this innate desire 635 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,167 to keep Elena physically present in your life, 636 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:45,524 this boyish refusal to let her go, will only put her in more danger. 637 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,241 After everything you've been through, 638 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:48,686 what a shame it would be to lose her 639 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,884 because you're too terrified to find out who you actually are without her. 640 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,845 If you dare to return to Mystic Falls, it's no skin off my nose. 641 00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,246 I want one more thing. 642 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:04,926 DAMON: Dear Elena. 643 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:07,768 Yes, you heard that correctly. 644 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,922 Hell has frozen over. 645 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:11,606 I'm writing it all down. 646 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:16,528 Granted, I'm a half-bottle in, thanks to my 1950 Chéteau Cheval Blanc. 647 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:20,449 A bottle I waited 65 years to open. 648 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,571 I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar, 649 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,967 convincing myself I could actually hear it age. 650 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,446 Tannins growing, fermenting. 651 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,203 But appreciating its beauty didn't make the time go by any faster. 652 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:38,967 The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine. 653 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,091 And time stood still. 654 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,760 Eventually, I convinced myself that no sip of that wine 655 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,566 could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. 656 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,880 So, I hid the bottle and walked away. 657 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:54,720 And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. 658 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,486 I don't know who I am without you. 659 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,286 But I do know that as long as I'm with you, 660 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:05,245 time will stand still. 661 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,443 So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? 662 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,450 A selfish friend? 663 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:26,971 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 664 00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:35,850 A jealous brother? 665 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,884 A horrible son. 666 00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,689 Or maybe, with a little luck, I'll do right by you. 667 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,845 Because you may be a thousand miles away, or a hundred years away, but... 668 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,409 You're still here with me. 669 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,211 And my heart is right there in that coffin with you. 670 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,882 Until you come back to me. 671 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:17,687 English - SDH 1000 00:00:00,127 --> 00:00:01,779 Encoded by Hunter Crazy4TV.com