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DAMON: Previously on
The Vampire Diaries...

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- What was the deal with you and Stefan?
- I was the first love of Stefan's life.

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Stefan, meet Julian.

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Julian was the man you were not
supposed to fall for.

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Does Stefan Salvatore know
that you are pregnant with his child?

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-(GRUNTS)
-(VALERIE GROANS)

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-(GRUNTS)
-(VALERIE GROANS)

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- What do you want, Enzo?
- I want you to tell me

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how we're going to prevent Julian
from walking back into Lily's life.

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- So, have you found Julian yet?
- I found him months ago.

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VALERIE: Julian is the devil.

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- I can't let Lily bring him back.
-(TEARING)

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'Cause we got to bring this guy
back to life. Now.

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RIC: The Phoenix Stone
brings people back from the dead.

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(SCREAMS)

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DAMON: Sure you wanna do this to Jo?

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RIC: If there is even 1% chance
that this could work, I need to take it.

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No matter how dangerous
or insane it may be.

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FEMALE DOCTOR #1: Bonnie?

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Is there something
you wanted to talk about?

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(SIGHS)

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I guess, um...

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I've been thinking a lot about
the past lately.

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And how one stupid decision can...

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(INHALES DEEPLY)

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Can turn your life into something
that you don't recognize.

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It belongs to someone else.

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I made a mistake.

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And I lost someone I loved.

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And I'd do anything
to take it back but I can't.

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All I can do is...

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Try and find a way to live with it.
(CLEARS THROAT)

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Thank you, Bonnie.

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Alex? ls there something
you like to share with the group?

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What are you doing here?

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(SIGHS) Things are bad out there, love.

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Can't hide in here forever.

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(DOOR OPENS)

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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BONNIE: Hey.

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(SIGHS)

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- How's she doing?
- I don't know.

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She's been sleeping for 12 hours.

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That's normal, right?

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Yesterday she was dead, today she's alive.
I'm not sure normal applies.

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- Please tell me that's food.
- Term papers.

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They were jamming up your inbox.

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You are still employed
as a professor here.

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Hey. Do you want a job as my new TA?

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All you have to do is write
"Interesting point" in a few margins

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-and then give everyone a B-plus.
- Tempting.

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But I need to figure out exactly
how I brought your wife

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-back to the land of the living.
- Look, she's here. She's okay.

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- What does it matter now?
- Because in less than 24 hours,

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I raised two people from the dead
with a sketchy spell

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and something called a Phoenix Stone.

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No research, no rehearsal time
and no contingency plan.

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And now
that I have a little breathing room,

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I wanna figure out what kind of magic
I was dealing with.

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Just in case I opened up Pandora's rock.
So can I have it back, please?

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(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

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RIC: Hey.

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Hey, sweetheart. How you feeling?

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I'm starving.

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(CHUCKLES)

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This is torture for you, isn't it?

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No.

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No, I'm so happy
just lying here and doing nothing.

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(STEFAN CHUCKLES)

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Listening to you breathe.

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-(CHUCKLES)
- Mmm-hmm.

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You're just making a mental checklist
of all the things you need to do today?

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Debating whether you should
accidentally kick me awake.

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Wait, did you say kick?
Or did you say kiss?

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(CHUCKLES)

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- Hmm?
- Mmm.

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Good morning, lovebirds.

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Are you kidding me?

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I brought you some free-range,
overpriced coffee.

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One cream, two sugars,
just like you like it.

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(SIGHS) Actually,
I hate sugar in my coffee.

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Is there any particular reason
as to why you are

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barging into my girlfriend's dorm room
at the crack of mid-morning?

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Why such a Grumpy Gus?

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I thought you'd want to celebrate today.

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I finally got Elena tucked away safely.

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You're snuggled with Caroline
in this tragically tiny bed,

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and Ric,
Ric saved his lady from the great beyond.

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Everything is coming up Salvatore,

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so much so, that I have decided to
turn over a new leaf.

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- Oh, good.
- Yeah.

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I am gonna be the man that does right
by Elena. All on my own.

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By keeping her in my heart,
instead of keeping her underfoot.

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- That's interesting.
- I'm gonna need a little help

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with the dirty work,
so rise and shine, brother.

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We are going to interrogate
a tall, beautiful heretic

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with a terrible attitude.

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Valerie?

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Rings a bell.

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DAMON: Hmm.

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I'm missing something here.

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Oh, Stefan and Valerie
are old flames from way back.

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And they haven't had a face-to-face

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since she came
tumbling out of that prison world.

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Hang on. Valerie? As in v-card Valerie?

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Wham! Bam! Thank you, ma'am.
Broke your heart and...

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Uh...

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You know, I think this would be
the perfect opportunity

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for you two to catch up.

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Unless, there's a reason
it would be uncomfortable for you?

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- No.
- Great.

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CAROLINE: Have fun.

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-(SMACKS LIPS AND INHALES)
-(DOOR CLOSES)

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(SIGHS) Enjoy it, mate.
That's the last of it.

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LILY: Good morning, Oscar.

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It was kind of you
to sit with him all night.

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Had a few bad nights myself
over the years.

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Right here, please, Lucy. Thank you.

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Oh, what's the occasion?

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My mother always used to keep
fresh flowers when expecting guests.

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I suppose I picked it up from her.

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- Ah. Julian, I presume.
- Yes.

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Yes, he'll arrive home today,
if all goes as planned.

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This is a good thing, Lorenzo.
I hope you can be happy for me.

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There's no reason the two of you
shouldn't get along.

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Yeah. Thick as thieves, I reckon.

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MARY: I want to drive,
but Beau won't give me the keys.

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Well, that's because you keep
hitting cats and utility poles.

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He's still sitting there?

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Oscar.

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Darling, it's Nora. Do you remember me?

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I don't like this. Oscar's meant to be
laughing and making jokes.

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Guess what, Oscar? Julian's coming back.
Life's about to get fun again.

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So fun.

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Right.

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Well, he's clearly unwell
and we can't just leave him here.

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Lorenzo, you wouldn't mind keeping an eye
on him, would you? We won't be long.

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- Happy to help.
- LILY: Thank you.

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And if you hear from Valerie,
please tell her to come home immediately.

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I know I was stern yesterday, but that's
no reason to sulk. Come on, girls.

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-(TIRES SCREECH)
- ENZO: Where are you?

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I'm headed out
to find Julian and I'm trying

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to follow the directions
on Oscar's stupid phone.

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And why doesn't anyone use real maps
anymore? What's wrong with paper?

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Well, I suggest you get a move on

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because Lily and company
are right behind you.

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What? That's impossible.
You promised to keep Oscar quiet.

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Oh, Oscar. He doesn't remember squat.

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They must have tracked Julian down on
their own with a locator spell

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or some other heretic malarkey.

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Never underestimate Lily's relentless
devotion to getting what she wants.

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Wait, what does it mean
when the little bar thing goes all red?

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-(PHONE BEEPS)
- Hello.

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(TIRES SCREECH)

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(HEAVY BREATHING)

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No seatbelt?

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- DAMON: That's a hefty fine, young lady.
- How did you--

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A little birdbrain said you stole his car
and sped out of Mystic Falls.

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You did realize that by taking
a deputy's SUV,

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that every move you made
would be tracked, right?

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Would you kindly move your car?

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That car? You bet I'll move that car.

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But first, I need to ask you why you
killed your faux-brother Oscar

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and framed me for the murder?

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(SCOFFS) I have no idea
what you're talking about.

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You're right.

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I might not be 100% on my detective work.

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It's possible that another heretic
turned him into a desiccated corpse.

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I'm not sure. So I'm gonna go to my car
and get my phone.

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I'm gonna call Lily, see if she knows.

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- Fine. You're a genius.
-(GRUNTS AND CHOKES)

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What on earth made you think
I wouldn't do the same to you?

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- Hey, we're just talking here.
- STEFAN: Valerie.

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(GASPING)

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Stefan?

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Quit torturing my brother and tell me
exactly what's going on here.

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Is it safe to enter? Or is your boyfriend
still half-naked under the sheets?

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- God, I'm a roommate horror story.
- Please.

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At least your bed has seen a half-naked
male all semester.

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I think Miss Cuddles
is starting to feel sorry for me.

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I mean, look at her,
you see how she's judging me?

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(CHUCKLES)

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- I need man help.
-(CAROLINE LAUGHS)

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Well, don't look at me for advice.

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I just sent my boyfriend
to spend the day with his first love.

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Valerie?

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The heretic who turned your skin to
vervain, so you and Stefan couldn't touch?

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- Yeah, that would be the one.
- Wow.

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You are either completely insane
or the most secure woman in the world.

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(CHUCKLES) I want him
to work things out with her.

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He has this habit of bottling up
all of his hurt feelings,

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and I think it would be really good for
them if they could just...

193
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Clear away all the 19th-century drama,

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so they can get on with their lives.
Clean slate.

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Most secure woman it is.
I'm officially inspired.

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So you're going out to meet a guy?

197
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No. I'm going to Mystic Falls
to discuss magic with a heretic

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I just brought back to life.

199
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And then maybe, I'll go meet a guy.

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(CHUCKLES)

201
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Okay, I think I got it.

202
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You killed Oscar because he knew
how to get to Julian,

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but you hate Julian because
he's a sadistic, depraved, no-good monster

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that Lily desperately wants to bring home.

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Did you ever hear
of the Black Sea Massacre, 1897?

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Julian annihilated an entire coastline
on Christmas day,

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and yet, Lily is still hopelessly
in love with him.

208
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So? Stefan took out an entire village in
Monterey and Caroline still wants him.

209
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To each his own. Speaking of which,

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how did you two, um, meet?

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- At the town fair.
- Oh, right. That's right.

212
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And then you were supposed to meet
after that, right?

213
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Like, under a bridge? Or a tree?
Or a romantic park bench?

214
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Please just shut up.

215
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You know, when you didn't show,
this guy wrote 1 O pages in his journal

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about how the sun
would never shine as bright,

217
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and the food would never taste as sweet.
Yes, I read them.

218
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Your hiding places were always crap.
You really crushed the guy.

219
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Well, she was just spying for Lily.
I mean, it was all just a game, wasn't it?

220
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Ouch.

221
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But, yeah, no, hey, keep going, man.
This bit is, uh, absolutely hilarious.

222
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No, please, just stop. The only thing that
matters now is that we find Julian

223
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and make sure he can't come home.

224
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So, if you're not in,
spare me the car ride and let me out.

225
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No. Stefan's in. He's in. I'll watch.

226
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He's turning over a new leaf.

227
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Is that art or something?

228
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No. Actually, that's a TV.

229
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That's a TV. I'm Jo. You're Alaric,

230
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but you go by Ric

231
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-because it's an odd name.
-(CHUCKLES)

232
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And, we're married.

233
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Let's not worry about the details,
right now.

234
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It's gonna take a little time for your
memories to come back.

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(BOTH CHUCKLE)

236
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This is amazing.

237
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Did you make it?

238
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,201
No, it's, uh, delivery.
(CHUCKLES)

239
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,283
It's made somewhere else
and then someone drives it over.

240
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,685
It's Thai food. Your favorite.

241
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,525
Except for that. That's meat.

242
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,409
- You don't eat meat.
- Why would I not eat meat?

243
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,130
I have no idea. (CHUCKLES)

244
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,248
(CHUCKLES) Hey, look,
let's open this bottle of wine.

245
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,085
It's gotta be 5:00
in the afternoon somewhere, right?

246
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,406
-(BOTTLE POPS)
- Oh!

247
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,285
(RIC WINCES)

248
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,806
It's not serious. Do you have bandages?
I'll wrap it for you.

249
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,609
Medicine cabinet. Above the sink.

250
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,131
Be right back.

251
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,800
One make-up exam down, two more to go.

252
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:12,761
Remind me never to be taken hostage at the
beginning of the semester ever again.

253
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,251
CAROLINE: Where are you?

254
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,602
Some gas station in the middle of nowhere.

255
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,165
Don't worry, Care bear.

256
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,443
I have issued a no-hanky-panky zone.

257
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:24,327
No former flames will reignite
on my watch. Mmm-mmm. No how.

258
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:27,803
Sorry about that.
The fumes are, uh, getting to his brain.

259
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:31,005
Hey, listen, uh,
I want to take you to dinner tonight.

260
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,446
Like a date?

261
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,689
Wait, is this because you're feeling
guilty for spending the day with your ex?

262
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,765
No, it's because I realized I haven't
actually taken you out yet.

263
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,485
Well, I'd love that.

264
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:43,530
To be honest, I'm feeling a little bit
guilty for pushing you into a car

265
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:47,606
with your brother and your ex,
whom you clearly want nothing to do with.

266
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,849
No, no. Don't feel guilty.
I needed a push.

267
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,924
Why? Wait, did she make a move on you?

268
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,209
Nothing happened. I just needed to hear
that our time together was a lie.

269
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,206
She admitted that?

270
00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,171
She didn't deny it.

271
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,840
Are you okay, or whatever?

272
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:07,602
I will be once you tell me
what time I'm picking you up tonight.

273
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,329
(CHUCKLES) Eight.
And I like daisies, by the way.

274
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:14,330
Just in case you want to give me flowers.

275
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,171
I'll see you tonight.

276
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,651
(PHONE BEEPS)

277
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,286
Fill this up.

278
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,408
There's enough gas in the tank,
sassy pants.

279
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:26,042
I need an accelerant to burn Julian's
body. I don't want to take any chances.

280
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:27,681
Aren't you getting
a little ahead of yourself?

281
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,848
We haven't even killed the guy yet.
(CHUCKLES)

282
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,363
Are you really that daft?

283
00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:36,164
- We don't need to kill him.
- What, you're gonna charm him to death?

284
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,850
-(CHUCKLES)
- Julian's dead.

285
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,686
He's been dead since 1903.

286
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:54,764
I'm afraid this house no longer has an
open-door policy for the local riffraff.

287
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,850
You're living here, aren't you?

288
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,321
Shall we spend a few moments
catching up before I throw you out?

289
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,723
How was your summer holiday?
Meet any charming euro-hunks?

290
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,202
God, please tell me you didn't
just follow Damon around

291
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:07,885
-with spare bottles of Bourbon.
- I didn't.

292
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,208
But it's sweet of you
to be concerned about my love life.

293
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:14,086
I do admire your nerve, sticking around.

294
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,886
And myself, I'd be flat-hunting on the
other side of the planet

295
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,566
if I were the only thing
standing between Damon Salvatore

296
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,371
and his everlasting happiness with Elena.

297
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,562
Maybe the danger gives you a thrill.

298
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:29,045
- Could it be a case of puppy love?
- See, now I think you're projecting.

299
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,810
You're the one sleeping
at Lily Salvatore's feet,

300
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,929
hoping for some of her good table scraps.

301
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,569
- Good talk. Nice of you to stop by.
- Um, I need to talk to Oscar.

302
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,445
- What about?
- Witch business. Super boring.

303
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,405
Oh, I'm afraid Oscar is not feeling
quite like himself today.

304
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:43,766
- So, maybe another time.
-(STUTTERING)

305
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,450
(WOMAN SCREAMS)

306
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,487
Bollocks.

307
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,210
-(WOMAN GASPING)
-(SQUELCHING)

308
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,926
(GRUNTS)

309
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,810
You're not supposed to eat the help, mate.

310
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,646
A little blood, please?

311
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,448
Clean yourself up and take a spa day.

312
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:08,448
Forget all about Mr. Chompers
and his very bad manners.

313
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:12,810
Hello, Oscar. Hey, do you remember me?
We met in Myrtle Beach?

314
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,611
I've never been to Myrtle Beach.
But I do remember you.

315
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,804
From that dark room in the basement.
Are you the one that got me out?

316
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,650
Out of where?

317
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,284
- I think I'm still hungry.
- Um, okay, just get a grip on yourself

318
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,488
for five minutes
and we'll get you more blood.

319
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,811
I came to ask you about the Phoenix Stone.

320
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,686
What stone? Why do people keep asking me
questions I don't know the answers to?

321
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,321
This stone. Know it?

322
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,286
There. You got me out of there.

323
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,891
Why would Oscar stash Julian's body
out here, in the middle of nowhere,

324
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,849
when he can just hand it over to Lily?

325
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,482
Because he knew the moment Lily gets
Julian back, the fun's over.

326
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,007
- Everything changes.
- You killed him.

327
00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:00,684
- Makes a lot of sense.
- I told you, I have my reasons.

328
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:01,887
(GRUNTS)

329
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,360
You know, I was thinking,
it's probably a good thing

330
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,726
that you and I cut things short.

331
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:08,003
I mean, what if I accidentally
insulted your driving

332
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,845
and you had no choice
but to run a butcher knife through me?

333
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,525
VALERIE: Yeah,
it doesn't exactly sound like

334
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,091
you've lived the life of a saint either.

335
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,600
Surprise.

336
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,251
The world changes people.

337
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:18,885
And you must have figured that out by now.

338
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,206
-(LOCK CLICKS)
-(DAMON GRUNTS)

339
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:25,287
Hey, lovebirds. Quit your bickering.
Let's get this campfire started.

340
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,364
(LIGHTS CLICK ON)

341
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,968
Oh. A casket emporium. Clever.

342
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,043
Oscar and his stupid pranks.

343
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:45,569
So, Lily's still carrying a torch
for some moldy old corpse, hmm?

344
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:49,486
Lily is determined to reunite Julian's
body with his lost soul.

345
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,724
But, in order to do that,
she needs the Phoenix Stone.

346
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,407
Phoenix Stone, huh? Never heard of it.

347
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:58,291
Really? That's funny
since you clearly used it on Oscar.

348
00:18:58,480 --> 00:18:59,811
Who said we used it on Oscar?

349
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,247
Oscar was dead and you needed
something to trade

350
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,561
for your girlfriend in the box.

351
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,564
So you tinkered around with it
and found a temporary solution.

352
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,643
But, hey, good on you.

353
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,565
Whoever you brought back
seemed to pull the wool over Lily's eyes.

354
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,405
Wait. What do you mean,
"Whoever" we brought back?

355
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:20,008
The Phoenix Stone is stuffed full of
very old vampire souls.

356
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,561
You didn't raise
Oscar from the dead, you clods.

357
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,161
You jammed
one of those souls into his body.

358
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,447
How's everything with Professor
Frankenstein and his rebooted bride?

359
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,080
Good, I think.
She was still asleep when I left.

360
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,089
Oh. Good. Glad to hear it.

361
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:45,609
So, quick favor. I'm gonna need you to
tell Ric that we made a...

362
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,488
Tiny mistake and that that's not his wife.

363
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,604
- What?
- Yeah, it turns out that the stone

364
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:53,604
doesn't actually have any magic juice to
bring back any old corpse.

365
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,810
It's more like a supernatural holding cell
for a bunch of lost vampire souls,

366
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,810
one of which you accidentally
shoved into Jo's body.

367
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,964
- Oh, my God. That means Oscar's--
- Not Oscar.

368
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,441
He's just some random vampire
in a heretic candy shell.

369
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,120
Damon, I came to your house
to talk to him about the stone.

370
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,807
Bad idea. Cut the conversation short.
Call Ric from the car on the way home.

371
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,002
- Oh, no, don't put this on me.
- Well, I'm sorry,

372
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,010
I'm trying to do this thing where I do
right by Elena

373
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:22,125
I just don't think that she'd want me to
crush his spirit like that.

374
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,171
Let him down gently.

375
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,481
Is this you doing right by Elena

376
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,489
or you not wanting to
break your best friend's heart?

377
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,328
(INHALES DEEPLY) Fine. But you owe me.

378
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,005
Thanks, Bon Bon.

379
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,247
I found Oscar a few blood bags
stashed in the study.

380
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,006
Probably expired,
but he does not seem picky.

381
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,560
I have to head back to Whitmore.

382
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,322
I meant to ask you
about this pretty stone.

383
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,766
Where'd you find it?

384
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,685
Rocks R Us. It was on sale.

385
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,851
That's funny.
Lily's been looking for one just like it.

386
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,003
Well, bargain bin was full of them,
I'm sure they have more.

387
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,680
Or I could just take this one.

388
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,080
I don't think so.

389
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,446
I'm not going back in there.

390
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:03,921
(SNARLS)

391
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,440
Aah! (GRUNTS)

392
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,440
I'm not going back.

393
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,211
What the hell is he talking about?

394
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,840
Let's just say you were right.
Oscar's not himself today.

395
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,682
Why does everyone keep calling me Oscar?

396
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,042
My name's not Oscar!

397
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,888
Did I do that? (PANTING)

398
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,206
Run.

399
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,721
Hey, you want to get some fresh air?

400
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,241
You know, maybe a walk
through campus will stir something.

401
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,606
What are you doing?

402
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:50,885
What happened to me?

403
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,129
This was mine, wasn't it?

404
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,130
Yeah, that's your wedding dress.

405
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:04,362
RIC: The hospital asked me
if I wanted to save it.

406
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,371
What happened to me?

407
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,366
(SIGHS)

408
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,244
Your brother had
a lifelong vendetta against you.

409
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,402
He stabbed you and I couldn't
get you to the hospital in time.

410
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,601
So what happened?

411
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,450
I'm gonna explain everything
when you're feeling better.

412
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:23,931
It's gonna make a lot more sense--

413
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,764
Why wouldn't it make sense now?

414
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,450
Because it is crazy, Jo.

415
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,647
It is the craziest thing

416
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,441
either of us have ever been through
and that is saying something.

417
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,410
I remember. I was stabbed.

418
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,007
(SHUDDERS) I was stabbed in the heart.

419
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:42,005
No, no. Not in the heart.
He came at you from behind.

420
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,083
And I didn't see him
until it was too late.

421
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,443
No. I was stabbed in the heart.

422
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,483
Jo. Calm down. Everything's gonna be--

423
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,445
No. Don't touch me. Stay away from me.

424
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,005
(JO BREATHING HEAVILY)

425
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,806
(DOOR CLOSES)

426
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,171
You know, we got Nora to siphon
that repulsion spell you put on Caroline,

427
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,090
just in case you were wondering.

428
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,209
Oh. I'd forgotten all about that.

429
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,601
Why'd you do it?

430
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,802
I mean, you couldn't have been worried
about Caroline's safety.

431
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,810
What do you want me to say?

432
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,171
Because I'm pure evil?

433
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,002
Because I like seeing people suffer?

434
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,847
Well, if that's the truth then, yeah.

435
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,120
I'm not a horrible person.

436
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,481
Really? Well, then who are you?

437
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,166
I mean, you turn
my life upside-down. You leave.

438
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,527
You show no remorse.
And then go after my girlfriend.

439
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,211
You know nothing about me.

440
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,286
(SIGHS)

441
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,560
(EXHALES)

442
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,126
This one won't open.

443
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,690
Must be spelled shut.

444
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,566
(LOCK CLICKS)

445
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,366
Doesn't look dead to me.

446
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,841
His body's been preserved with magic.

447
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,246
(SPITS)

448
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,406
A lot better-looking than our old man,
I'll give mom that.

449
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,242
Move, unless you want to
burn to a crisp alongside of him.

450
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,841
(VALERIE BREATHING HEAVILY)

451
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,611
lncendia.

452
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,405
Incendia.

453
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,087
Should we, uh, get a match?

454
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,085
I don't understand.

455
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:50,926
Well, of course. I guess it ain't a party
until the mean girls show up.

456
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,844
Look who's in a heap of trouble.

457
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,246
What's Lily going to say?

458
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,481
MARY: Let's ask her.

459
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,927
Lily, we found Valerie.

460
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,765
She's over here
trying to kill the love of your life.

461
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,446
Girls, I'll meet you in the car.
I need a minute with Valerie.

462
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,126
You may have stolen Oscar's phone,

463
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,964
but you left something behind
in his pocket.

464
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,967
LILY: Oscar always did
covet Julian's ring.

465
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:33,361
Beau found him easily
with a locator spell.

466
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,131
Why would you do this?

467
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,211
Lily, he's a monster.

468
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,609
Bringing him back
will only make things worse.

469
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,202
So you go behind my back,
with my own sons, to destroy him?

470
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,090
It's not like you'd listen to me.

471
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,928
You are so blinded by your love for him,
it's like no one else exists.

472
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:53,645
Hey. We get it.

473
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,480
STEFAN: You're angry.

474
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,090
Whatever lies Valerie's told you,
that's all they are.

475
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,803
Technically, she's been
a bit vague on the details.

476
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:08,011
I mean, mass murder, homicidal maniac.

477
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,731
You know, typical run-of-the-mill
bad guy stuff.

478
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,240
So before we just hand him over,

479
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,488
you mind telling us
what we're missing here?

480
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,491
DAMON: Who is this, really?

481
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,482
This man is the love of my life.

482
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,321
The man I didn't think I deserved.

483
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,683
The one I fought for, waited for,

484
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,841
the one I told myself I could change for.

485
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,449
He makes me better, Damon.

486
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,530
You know anything about that?

487
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,526
A thing or two.

488
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,844
Then we are through here. Beau?

489
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:41,851
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

490
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,685
Beau, please, don't. He'll ruin us. He...

491
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,520
She's playing YOU-

492
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,205
He didn't make her better.

493
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,203
If anything,
he made her vindictive and cruel.

494
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,522
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Who do you think gave Kai

495
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,531
the idea to put Elena in that
sleeping beauty coma?

496
00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,881
Who?

497
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,326
Lily-

498
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,486
Is that true?

499
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:05,281
She wanted to make you pay

500
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,165
for refusing to help rescue us
from the prison world.

501
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,846
(c; ROWLS)

502
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,528
Screw Julian. I'll kill you.

503
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,960
(GASPING)

504
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,531
(GROANS)

505
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,480
(GRUNTS)

506
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,246
(CRASH)

507
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,050
Vis porta.

508
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,890
-(OSCAR GRUNTING)
- Spelling the door?

509
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,003
Thought you were leading us
to a secret passage.

510
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,725
You watch too much Scooby-Doo.

511
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,240
(DOOR THUDS)

512
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,682
Maybe he'll tire himself out
and we just go out the front door.

513
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,922
Or I could just jump out this window
while you fend for yourself.

514
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,770
First, give me that stone back.

515
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,729
First, tell me why it's so special.

516
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,409
It's some kind of trap
for a bunch of souls.

517
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,887
If Lily wants it,
someone she cares about must be inside.

518
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,320
Julian.

519
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,246
Great. Because we need another heretic
running loose around here.

520
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:54,601
No, he's not a heretic.

521
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,729
He's her long lost vampire boyfriend.

522
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,445
Then you definitely don't need it.

523
00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,681
Do you really want to hand her the means

524
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,609
to bring the dead boyfriend
back into the picture?

525
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,410
- Have some dignity.
-(DOOR THUDS)

526
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,570
What makes you think I want romantic
advice from a lovelorn witch?

527
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,762
I'm just saying, maybe you deserve better.

528
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:14,762
Bad news,
I think Oscarjust learned how to siphon.

529
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,888
-(BONNIE GRUNTS)
- Where is it? Where's the stone?

530
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,000
He has it.

531
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,167
(BOTH GRUNTING)

532
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:39,004
Valerie. Valerie!

533
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,843
STEFAN: Hey, you okay?

534
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,610
- I'm fine!
- Come on.

535
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:44,881
(c; ROWLS)

536
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,651
Hey! Whatever you're thinking,
we're not gonna do that.

537
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,081
I think I should rip out her heart
and bronze it like a trophy.

538
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,805
- She's still our mother.
- Exactly.

539
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,371
Our mother, Stefan, is the reason

540
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,767
Elena's in that box
while the world passes her by.

541
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,331
-(GRUNTS)
- I know. I get it.

542
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:58,965
Just remember, you're turning a new leaf.

543
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,321
Screw the new leaf.

544
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,569
She stole Elena from me and every ounce
of happiness I've ever known.

545
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,684
I'm not gonna let her
just walk away from that.

546
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,326
We're not gonna let her
just walk away from that. I promise.

547
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,808
But right now, I need to find Valerie,
so just tell me that you're fine,

548
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,248
and you're not gonna do anything stupid.

549
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:16,326
I'm fine.

550
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,000
I'm okay.

551
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,600
Good.

552
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,560
(OSCAR YELLS)

553
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:33,920
Give me the stone!

554
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:42,806
ENZOI Oi.

555
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:44,600
Fetch.

556
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,924
-(TEARING)
-(GRUNTS)

557
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,446
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

558
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,964
Finders keepers.

559
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,324
STEFAN: Valerie!

560
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:10,522
- Don't move. I'm gonna get these out.
-(HEAVY BREATHING)

561
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,211
(WINCES)

562
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:16,081
Pointless.
If Lily doesn't kill me, Julian will.

563
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:20,001
Well, it is pointless but I'm not
the type to leave someone hanging.

564
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,250
Couldn't help yourself, could you?

565
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:32,530
If I didn't know how deeply you'd hate me,
then I would've acted differently.

566
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,046
I don't hate you.

567
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:39,089
I just wanted to know the truth
and now I do.

568
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,768
(EXHALES) It's not the truth, Stefan.

569
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,966
(GRUNTS)

570
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,446
(VALERIE BREATH ES DEEPLY)

571
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,450
The truth is,

572
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,489
I was coming back for you.

573
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,480
What happened?

574
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,166
Missed your train? (CHUCKLES)

575
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,643
Julian caught me trying to leave.

576
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:05,045
He was desperate to get Lily to Europe
and, well, he knew I'd be a distraction.

577
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,449
Why would you be a distraction?

578
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,291
I was pregnant.

579
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,282
- What?
- I wanted to tell you in person.

580
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,964
I kind of felt ridiculous, we'd...

581
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,241
(INHALES DEEPLY)

582
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:23,849
We'd spent so little time together
for me to end up pregnant, I just...

583
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,003
Well, I wasn't sure if...

584
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,602
But Julian had already found out.

585
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,246
He made sure there was nothing to tell.

586
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:38,931
What did he do to you?

587
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:40,846
He, um...

588
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,048
Made sure it wasn't a problem anymore.

589
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,929
He knew I wouldn't be able
to look you in the eye and tell you,

590
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,400
so I left with them.

591
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:57,886
I kept it a secret all these years.
I'm so sorry.

592
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:02,845
(INHALES DEEPLY)

593
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,970
Oscar died two nights ago
when Valerie killed him.

594
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:16,683
I'm pretty sure that Damon and Bonnie
brought him back with this.

595
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,088
I suspect they didn't get it
quite right, though.

596
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,487
- He went mad and tried to kill me.
- It wasn't him.

597
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,047
The soul in the stone
has to be reunited with a proper body.

598
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,480
Where did you get it?

599
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,288
Why would Valerie throw away everything,

600
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:35,769
her family, your respect, her livelihood,
just to keep Julian away from you?

601
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:39,169
According to her, I'm too blinded
by his charms to see his flaws.

602
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,407
Give me the stone, please.

603
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,450
And what? Stand idly by
while you reawaken some bloke

604
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,210
who may or may not have
complete control over you?

605
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,521
Call it what you will.

606
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,165
Devotion. Control.

607
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,731
I call it love.

608
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:54,010
So if you're asking me to
choose between you and Julian--

609
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,722
That's exactly what I'm asking.

610
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:00,920
(LILY SIGHS)

611
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,004
Please understand.

612
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,765
(BREATH SHUDDERING)

613
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:38,680
(SIGHS)

614
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:40,964
-(CELL PHONE RINGING)
-(MUSIC PLAYING IN BAR)

615
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,281
- Hey. (SIGHS)
- You with Jo?

616
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,164
No. She freaked out a little.

617
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,170
You know, I could really use your help
looking for her, actually.

618
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,687
It's not her, Ric. It's not Jo.

619
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,964
What are you talking about?

620
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,885
We made a mistake.

621
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,565
The stone doesn't bring people
back from the dead.

622
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,007
It is just an old relic full of souls.

623
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,448
Bonnie, that is my wife.

624
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,967
I know who I'm looking at, okay?
She just...

625
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,445
She just needs a little time to adjust.

626
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,291
(SIGHS) No. It's not her.

627
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,809
Jo was never in that stone, Ric.

628
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,002
I put someone else in her body.

629
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,526
I'm so sorry.

630
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:19,326
Where are you?

631
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,842
I'm meeting up with Damon, we can
come by and figure this out together.

632
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,045
- I got to go.
-(PHONE BEEPS)

633
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:31,846
Hey-

634
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:34,571
I just want to talk.

635
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,803
Here.

636
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,526
I realized I have no idea
how to use that thing.

637
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,291
Nothing about this world
is familiar to me.

638
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,124
Not you, not any of this.

639
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,847
Not even my own reflection.

640
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:07,560
You're not my wife.

641
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,046
(SIGHS)

642
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:14,608
No. I don't think I am.

643
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,967
If I'm not Jo, who am I?

644
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,091
I don't know.

645
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,645
But you're not alone.

646
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:27,730
I'll help you.

647
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,644
And we'll figure this out together.

648
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:34,890
Okay?

649
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,570
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYS)

650
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,962
Hey, uh, not to be a pessimist, but

651
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:49,242
how late do you think
you're actually gonna be?

652
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,091
Should I move the reservation to nine or--

653
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:54,242
I'm actually still in Mystic Falls.
(SIGHS)

654
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:59,484
Or to tomorrow. Or next week.
(LIGHT CHUCKLES)

655
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,246
STEFAN: I'm sorry.

656
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,411
(SIGHS) It's okay.

657
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,006
Things got complicated.

658
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:07,401
I know.

659
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,921
Bonnie told me
how the stone actually works.

660
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,090
And Alaric must be devastated.

661
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:14,129
I'm sure he is. Um...

662
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:18,847
Hey, listen, I promise
I'll make tonight up to you. Okay?

663
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,320
(CHUCKLES)

664
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,606
ls there anything else monumental
that I should know about?

665
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,530
No. No. Nothing.

666
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,121
I'll see you tomorrow?

667
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:34,211
Okay. Um, I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.

668
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:36,966
(PHONE BEEPS)

669
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,360
(CLEARS TH ROAT)

670
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,809
You didn't say a word the whole way back.

671
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,962
Well, I didn't really know what to say.
(LIGHT CHUCKLE)

672
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,405
Well, can you give me
an overview of the options?

673
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:00,970
I'm angry that I didn't know.

674
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:06,169
I'm sad that something I could have had
was taken away from me.

675
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,521
I want to kill Julian
for what he did to you.

676
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:14,487
And I'm sorry that you had to
go through this alone.

677
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,531
After it happened, I wanted to die.

678
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,640
I did die.

679
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,845
I took my own life.

680
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,004
I obviously didn't realize
I had vampire blood in my system.

681
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:36,724
That's how you became a vampire?
You killed yourself?

682
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,840
Far cry from that girl
you met at the fair, isn't it?

683
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:49,001
It's funny how one event can change
the outcome of your entire life.

684
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,210
Please don't tell anyone.

685
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:56,531
I couldn't bare for Lily to know.

686
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,047
I won't. I promise.

687
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,682
Look, I don't presume to know you now

688
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,121
or even what you wanted back then, but--

689
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,566
Yes.

690
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,649
Would I have wanted a child?

691
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,370
(STEFAN INHALES DEEPLY)

692
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:12,880
Yes.

693
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:17,724
Look, we have, um, five guest rooms.

694
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,804
You should probably stay the night.

695
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:24,442
No. I should run.

696
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:27,724
As far and fast as I can.

697
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,884
Damon won't let Lily
get her hands on that stone.

698
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:35,564
And if she does,
I will kill Julian myself.

699
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,606
(MARY AND NORA CHANTING)

700
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:53,130
BONNIE: So Lily is the reason
I'll never see Elena again.

701
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:55,931
Apparently, she has a thing
for emotional torture.

702
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,769
I guess the apple
doesn't fall far from the tree.

703
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,241
Hey, I do not go behind people's backs
and torture them.

704
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:05,931
I like my enemies to look me in the eye
and see the depth of my rage. (CHUCKLES)

705
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:07,926
You're sure you want to do this?

706
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,760
Burning that bastard's body
would have been too good for Lily.

707
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,729
(CHANTING CONTINUES)

708
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,084
I want to give her that man
that she's cherished and loved,

709
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,123
and missed for 100 years.

710
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:34,844
I want her to run into Julian's arms,

711
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,605
and I want her to remember
what it feels like

712
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,086
to have that love returned.

713
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,601
I want her to taste true happiness.

714
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,131
(CHANTING CONTINUES)

715
00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:44,480
(GLASS SHATTERS)

716
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:51,806
(GLASS SHATTERS)

717
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,171
(GRUNTS)

718
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,643
(QUAVERING) Julian? Is that you?

719
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,801
Lily? My...

720
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,490
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

721
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,321
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)

722
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:20,528
And then, I want to rip
his head off right in front of her.

723
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,171
I want to break her heart.

724
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,730
I want to break her spirit.
I want to destroy her.

725
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,122
So much for the new leaf, huh?

726
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,324
Tell me I'm being
stupid and reckless and cruel.

727
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,488
Tell me I'm not doing right by Elena.

728
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,005
You're doing right by Elena.

729
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,888
Well, glad to see you boarded this train
to crazy town, Bonnie Bennett.

730
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,842
I was getting lonely all by myself.

731
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