1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:03,286 DAMON: Previously on The Vampire Diaries... 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:04,806 What was the deal with you and Stefan? 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,002 I was the first love of Stefan's life. 4 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:08,366 Stefan, meet Julian. 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:11,370 Julian was the man you are not supposed to fall for. 6 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:14,530 Does Stefan Salvatore know that you're pregnant with his child? 7 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:17,368 - What? - I wanted to tell you in person. 8 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,448 Julian made sure there was nothing to tell. 9 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:25,004 - Please don't tell anyone. - I won't. I promise. 10 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,680 RIC: The Phoenix Stone brings people back from the dead. 11 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:31,091 BONNIE: We made a mistake. Jo was never in that stone. 12 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:33,282 I put someone else in her body. 13 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:35,244 - You're not my wife. - I don't think I am. 14 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,169 RIC: And we'll figure this out together. 15 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:39,681 DAMON: Burning that bastard's body would've been too good for Lily. 16 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,689 I wanna give her that man 17 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:43,564 that she's missed for 100 years. And then... 18 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:45,842 I want to rip his head off right in front of her. 19 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:48,884 VALERIE: Julian is the devil. I can't let Lily bring him back. 20 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:53,005 And if she does, I will kill Julian myself. 21 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,604 DAMON: So tell me, what thoughts go through a man's mind 22 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:04,126 before he decides, 23 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:06,409 "I think I'll take the ones with the roosters?" 24 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,968 - I didn't pick those out. - Hang on... Glitter. 25 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:12,606 Yeah. Well, it goes with the territory. What the hell do you want, Damon? 26 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,808 When was the last time you talked to your fiancée? 27 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:18,721 I see word travels fast. She texted earlier today, why? 28 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,285 What time was it? And what'd she say? 29 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,364 12:18. "Do we need bread?" 30 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:25,840 Well, she's not answering her phone now. 31 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:28,122 Yeah, well, she doesn't like to answer the phone before broadcast. 32 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:29,401 I don't care. Get her on the horn. 33 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,648 Stefan's being hunted again and it's only a matter of time 34 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,491 before Caroline's the bait that's used to lure him out. 35 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,371 - CAROLINE: (ON TV) We apologize... - Move. 36 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,648 ...for the interruption to your current program. 37 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:43,811 My name is Caroline, I am a segment producer for KQBC News. 38 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:45,769 Please listen carefully. 39 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:49,328 I have an urgent message for Stefan Salvatore. 40 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,170 Oh, well. I guess the old ball and chain 41 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:54,886 won't make it home for dinner after all, will she? 42 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:02,601 (STEFAN CLEARS TH ROAT) 43 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,643 Hold the gun. Here you go. 44 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,080 Now, the first thing you wanna do... 45 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,844 (SPITS) Bite the paper off the cartridge, like this. 46 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,171 Hand me that ramrod. 47 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,881 There you go. Now I want you to do it. 48 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,128 Push it all the way down. 49 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:19,721 Perfect. 50 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:21,081 How far away can it shoot? 51 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:24,290 Well, you see that, uh... 52 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,928 See that tree over there with the bark falling off? 53 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:28,800 No. 54 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,280 Pretty far then, huh? 55 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,403 - Can I shoot it? - I don't know. 56 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:34,924 - Think you're old enough? - I'm 11. 57 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:36,844 I was 12 when I shot my first gun. 58 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:38,326 Dad, I can do it. 59 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:41,007 - You think so? - Yeah. 60 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,804 All right. Okay. 61 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,002 Let's go find ourselves a deer. Come on. 62 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,809 So the trick is, never take your eye off the target. 63 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:01,010 Got that? 64 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,207 Jacob? 65 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,005 Jacob? 66 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,360 Jacob! 67 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,440 Jacob! 68 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,406 Jacob! Jacob! 69 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:18,601 (GASPS) 70 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:21,844 - Hey, it's just me. - Hey. 71 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:23,849 - Who's Jacob? - Who? 72 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:26,042 Jacob. You were yelling his name. 73 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,486 Oh. Um... 74 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,324 Must've been a bad dream. 75 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,530 Hmm. Probably 'cause you're sleeping on the couch, silly. 76 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:33,767 What are you doing down here? 77 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,042 That would be my fault. 78 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,644 I, I just wanted to let you know I used the last of the shampoo. 79 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,361 Valerie, I didn't know that you were staying here. 80 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:46,406 Stayed. Past tense. Um, just one night. 81 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,205 (CLEARS TH ROAT) 82 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,080 - I should go put some clothes on. - Yeah. You do that. 83 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,164 - All right. - Okay. 84 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,131 - Explain. - Okay. 85 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,922 Lily wants to raise Julian from the dead. 86 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,885 Valerie tried to scorch his body before she can get her hands on him. 87 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,923 And that did not work out so well. 88 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,168 Not following how that's our problem. 89 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:09,445 Okay. If and when Lily welcomes Julian back into his body, 90 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,365 he will find out what Valerie did and he'll come after her. 91 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,082 Yeah, just not connecting those dots. (CHUCKLES) 92 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:20,444 Well, then maybe, you can just trust me that I know what I'm doing. (CHUCKLES) 93 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,080 (SIGHS) 94 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:26,562 So, what you're saying is 95 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,444 Valerie needs to disappear. 96 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:32,526 New name, new job, a country in a separate hemisphere. 97 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:33,846 No. No. 98 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:35,445 What? You just said that she's in danger. 99 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:39,326 I mean, if I need to drive her to the airport myself, 100 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,329 -you know, I will do that. - Mmm-hmm. 101 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:43,807 Unless you have a problem with that. 102 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:48,684 You know, l... I really like this form of manipulation. 103 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,120 (CAROLINE GIGGLES) 104 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,125 (VALERIE CLEARS THROAT) 105 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,961 Whatever we're doing, we should do it fast. 106 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:02,890 The Phoenix Stone turns people mad 107 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,367 and Julian's soul's been in it for over 100 years. 108 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:09,326 So, anywhere he is, I need to be as far away as possible. 109 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,800 (GRUNTING) 110 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:14,161 See, Beau, fencing's got a flow. 111 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,888 Like a conversation. I speak. You listen. 112 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,004 I speak some more. 113 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,481 You've improved. Well done, friend. 114 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,450 Gentlemen, the backyard's not big enough? 115 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,966 Beau insisted. Didn't you, friend? (CHUCKLES) 116 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,331 Take it outside, please. 117 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:49,364 Well, you heard this ridiculously attractive woman. 118 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,680 You are suspiciously cheery. 119 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,804 Are you sure you shouldn't still be in bed? 120 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,769 My love, I need to be on my feet again. 121 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,207 I've spent the last 100 years on my back. 122 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:05,562 So unless you can make an offer that I cannot refuse... 123 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:13,160 Okay. 124 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,567 Tempting. (CHUCKLES) But I have another idea. 125 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,683 I don't like it already. 126 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:21,160 (CHUCKLES) 127 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,089 - We have enemies here. - You mean Valerie? 128 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,049 That name is not be uttered in this house. 129 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:29,609 I am referring to my sons. 130 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,883 Your sons are alive? 131 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:37,090 Okay. (CHUCKLES) I have some catching up to do. 132 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,487 My thoughts exactly. 133 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,006 - Mmm. -(DOORBELL RINGS) 134 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,371 "Lily Salvatore requests your presence 135 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:56,565 "to celebrate our town's peaceful spirit and introduce a new friend. 136 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,762 "This evening. 5:00." 137 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,206 Hmm. 138 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:03,762 Looks like Mom raised her man crush from the dead. 139 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,331 -(AUDIO REWINDING) -(BUTTON CLICKING) 140 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:11,082 RIC: I promise to be with you and love you. 141 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:12,851 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 142 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:16,887 - Hey. - BONNIE: Hey! 143 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,691 Remember when we used an ancient relic to raise your wife from the dead 144 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:21,769 and ended up imbuing her with someone else's soul? 145 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,365 Why are you calling me? 146 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,210 (CHUCKLES) 'Cause I'm at Scull Bar, 147 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,641 where Faux-Jo is currently holding her laptop like it's a book. 148 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,609 You promised me you would help her figure out who she was 149 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,080 before she did anything crazy. 150 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,931 Yeah, and every time I look into her eyes I see my murdered wife. 151 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,804 So, I'm taking a break. 152 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,606 I know this is probably impossible for you. 153 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,609 We have no idea what's gonna happen to her. 154 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,245 We can't just leave her unattended. 155 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,164 - Well, just keep an eye on her then. - I can't. 156 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:45,481 I have to go to Mystic Falls. 157 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:47,921 Lily Salvatore is having some peace party mixer 158 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:50,964 which will probably result in half of my friends nearly dying if I don't attend. 159 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:53,003 So get here, now. 160 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:56,848 Preferably before someone asks Jo to perform surgery. Okay? 161 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,888 Ha! Going no-tie? I'm going no-tie. 162 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:10,764 Notjust no-tie. No going. 163 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:12,769 You saw her invite. Julian's back. You're going. 164 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,804 To watch Lily bat her eyes at her zombie douche-brain boy-toy? 165 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,163 Thanks, but I'd rather stay home and stub my toe repeatedly. 166 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:22,648 You do realize that zombie douche-brain boy-toy is living in your house, 167 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:25,650 bathing in your tub, eating your Froot Loops? 168 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,571 Oh, I know. I also know that he's the love of Mom's life. 169 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:31,650 Morn, who convinced Kai to link Elena's life with Bonnie's 170 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:34,446 so I'd be miserable for the next six-plus decades. 171 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,449 - What're you getting at? - Julian makes her happy, Stefan. 172 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:38,404 More time they spend together, the happier she gets, 173 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,729 the more tragic it'll be in six months when I hand deliver his heart to her. 174 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,001 Six months? 175 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,611 Eh, you know, give or take. Let her get her hopes up. 176 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:48,566 Let her start planning their entire eternity and then squish. He's dead. 177 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:50,649 That might be a bit of a problem, brother, 178 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,724 because I plan on killing the bastard tonight. 179 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,601 -(KEYBOARD CLACKING) - Seattle looks nice. 180 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:08,761 They got the Space Needle, great coffee, Mount St. Helens... 181 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:10,200 Rain. 182 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:15,047 Didn't take you for much of a sunshine person. Um... 183 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,370 I mean, there's always Indonesia. 184 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:20,484 Avwv, you could rent a hut on the beach and drink out of coconuts. 185 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:25,083 Be 9,000 miles from your boyfriend in either direction. 186 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:30,241 Let's put a pin in locations for a moment and talk names 187 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,488 because Valerie Tulle is way too traceable. 188 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:35,604 I'm thinking Matilda. 189 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,207 Oh, you could totally pull off Matilda. 190 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:42,564 Matilda Pettigrew. From Liverpool, England. 191 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:45,082 (CHUCKLES) Wait. Do you wanna write it down? 192 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:47,362 You're handling me like I'm a wounded bird, 193 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:50,730 like I'm some sort of victim, but I'm not. 194 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:53,400 Once Stefan kills Julian, he can't hurt anyone else. 195 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:55,284 And I can just put this whole mess behind me. 196 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,287 What mess? 197 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,642 You know, the whole reason I'm afraid of Julian. 198 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,363 My big secret. The entire horror story. 199 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,169 Stefan must've told you. 200 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,688 He promised me he wouldn't tell anyone, 201 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:12,651 but I didn't know that that included you. 202 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,962 Well, his loyalty certainly is attractive, isn't it? 203 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,288 Okay. I'm sorry. What didn't he tell me? 204 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:19,562 Never mind. As you were saying, 205 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:24,761 Matilda Pettigrew from Liverpool. Hmm. It's good. I like it. 206 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:29,363 So, you just line up those matching pieces of candy... 207 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,080 Like so. There you go! You got it. 208 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,601 It took Mary Louise a month to pass the first level. 209 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,280 And this is meant to be, like, fun, right? 210 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:41,246 Oh, yeah! Give it another five minutes. You'll be full-on addicted. 211 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,330 I think this era suits you, Nora. 212 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,807 Well, I wouldn't know. 213 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:49,520 Lily keeps us trapped inside the town border. 214 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,086 There's nothing here for us. 215 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:55,001 Well, I think she's just nervous to let her little birdies fly free. 216 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,328 She doesn't want another Valerie on her hands. 217 00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:01,127 Well, Valerie's a traitor and Lily knows she and I are nothing alike. 218 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:04,005 No, you certainly are not. 219 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,685 Perhaps I could talk to Lily? 220 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,804 See if I can't convince her to loosen her reins a little? 221 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,206 You would do that? 222 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,851 Of course. 223 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:17,091 There you are. The guests are arriving. 224 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:18,367 Help me greet them. 225 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,289 You're greeting them dressed like that? 226 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:24,608 - What's wrong with it? - Absolutely nothing, Mary Louise. 227 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:26,848 You look stunning as always. 228 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:39,649 Am I allowed in or does your cleaning lady need to invite me? 229 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:43,282 We had her sign the house over to us. She was too expensive. 230 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,289 - Come in. - Thank you. 231 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,365 Compliments of the Lockwood cellar. 232 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,409 Oh, thank you. 233 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,283 Ooh. Where did all these people come from? 234 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:57,206 Neighboring towns. We promised them a night of drink and conversation. 235 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,124 Oh. So you compelled them. 236 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,650 I wanted to show you what peace looks like. 237 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,810 My family is civilized. None of these people are in danger. 238 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,367 What, no tie? 239 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,686 What're you doing here? 240 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,211 I missed my stash. 241 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,244 Boys, why don't you go mingle. I'll put this away. 242 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:19,406 -(GRUNTS) - Tell me that you are here to help me. 243 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,610 You know how you wanted to, uh, redecorate. 244 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,080 STEFAN: Mmm-hmm. 245 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,729 - Can't let you do that. - Why the hell not? 246 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,161 Because Lilyjust rearranged the furniture. 247 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,725 And she needs a little time to live in it. 248 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,888 You know, fall in love with the whole feng shui of it all. 249 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,809 Yeah. Let me guess. For six months. 250 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,562 Okay, I give up. What am I missing here? Why do you care so much? 251 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:41,809 Let's just say that the furniture Lily recently purchased 252 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,243 is psychotic and needs to be disposed of immediately. 253 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,444 Gentlemen, welcome. 254 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,611 - Hmm. I'm Julian. - I'm Damon. 255 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,086 Lily told me all about you. 256 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:58,605 Of course, you were only a boy back then and now, you're, well, you. 257 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,569 Stefan, how long has it been? 258 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:03,804 I don't know. I must've lost track after I stopped thinking about you. 259 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:07,328 (CHUCKLES) My charm's being lost on you. You must be dreadfully sober. 260 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:11,127 Beau, get these men something to drink, will you? 261 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,928 Deputy Donovan, welcome. 262 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,724 It's Matt. We lost all formalities 263 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,207 when you and your girlfriend nearly drained me of all my blood. 264 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:28,802 Okay, look, the whole point of this shindig is to start over. So... 265 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,243 Got a better idea. Why don't you convince your family to leave Mystic Falls? 266 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,601 And Why would I do that? 267 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:38,567 Why would a group of vampires hang around an abandoned town with nothing to eat? 268 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,291 MARY: What are we talking about? 269 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,084 Apparently Matt is sick of us. 270 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,409 I just want my town back, preferably before anyone else dies. 271 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:49,521 Look around. Look at all these people. They're still alive, aren't they? 272 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:51,171 At least till the dessert course. 273 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:53,800 You're making it worse. 274 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,481 Come on, let's go meet people. 275 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:10,003 Oh. Did whatever animal they're serving for dinner get a plus one? 276 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,083 Hilarious. I was invited. 277 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,805 Scoping the competition? 278 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,202 There's no competition to scope. 279 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,640 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 280 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,566 Since you're here, if anyone's wondering, you're my date. 281 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,325 Sorry? 282 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,922 Lorenzo, I'm so glad you came. 283 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,731 Wouldn't miss it. 284 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:37,490 Bonnie, I know we've had a rocky past. 285 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,330 But I hope this means you're willing to start fresh. 286 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,688 You're the reason I'm never gonna see my best friend again, 287 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,962 so I hope you're joking. 288 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,563 Hmm. Nice break. 289 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,081 Well, it is my pool table after all. 290 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,083 Ah. Damon, come play with us. 291 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:04,285 Oh, I would, but I have an irrational fear of pool tables. 292 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,324 It's not irrational fear of losing? 293 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,201 Wait. Has he never... 294 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,925 Have you never heard the story 295 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,044 about the guy that tries to kill the vampire during a game of pool? 296 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:18,650 (CHUCKLES) Well, considering my body's been in stasis for a century, 297 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:19,921 why don't you enlighten me? 298 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,566 Well, there's this guy, 299 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:25,604 he's about Stefan's build, maybe a wee bit bigger, 300 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,643 a little more chiseled, less height on the hair-- 301 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,080 Get on with the story. 302 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,727 Right. So this vampire that he wants to kill 303 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,400 is at least 300 years older than him. 304 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:39,083 And anyone and everyone with half a brain knew he was being an idiot, 305 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:42,682 but he had this inexplicable obsession. 306 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,008 So he bets the vampire on a game of pool. 307 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,283 And just as the vamp is setting up for his last shot... 308 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,531 - And? - Never got a chance. 309 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,365 - Oh. - DAMON: Yeah. 310 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,285 Another vampire comes out of nowhere and stops him. 311 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,807 Like I said, he was being an idiot. 312 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:08,091 Wow. That is a wonderful story, Hemingway. 313 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,651 Thanks. 314 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,000 (DAMON WHISTLING) 315 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,210 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 316 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,926 (SIPS) 317 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,089 I see you've mastered the Internet. 318 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,291 One of these students showed me something called WebMD. 319 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,847 Apparently, I have a form of retrograde amnesia. 320 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:37,761 So far I've canceled out encephalitis and paraneoplastic limbic encephalitis. 321 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:41,328 Most of my characteristics fall into fugue state amnesia which is rare, 322 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,403 but then again, so is coming back from the dead. 323 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,169 Which I just said too loudly. 324 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,723 - What? - Nothing. 325 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,410 WAITRESS: Dr. Laugh/in. You're back. 326 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,011 I thought you were on sabbatical. 327 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,482 Laura Homested, one of your interns at the med center last semester. 328 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:01,685 Oh, right. You remember Laura? Who you mentioned to me, right? 329 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,689 Laura, my star pupil. 330 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,769 Really? You gave me a C. 331 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,001 Anyway, how was your honeymoon? 332 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,202 Amazing. Wasn't it, Ric? 333 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,200 Yeah, uh, fantastic. (CLEARS THROAT) 334 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:18,161 Oh. Dr. Laughlin, your nose... Your nose is bleeding. 335 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,964 RIC: Hey, do you mind getting us some napkins? 336 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,844 Yeah. I'll be right back. 337 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,280 (COUGHING) 338 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,725 What the hell is wrong with me? 339 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,845 (SINGING) 340 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,084 (APPLAUSE) 341 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,521 (GLASS CLINKING) 342 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,131 (CLEARS THROAT) I hate to interrupt the party 343 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:57,370 but I just wanted to introduce my dearest love, Julian. 344 00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:01,804 He's just returned from, shall we say, travels abroad. (CHUCKLES) 345 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:06,685 My family is finally complete. 346 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,201 My hope now is that in time, 347 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:13,411 we can learn to accept each other and together restore this town, 348 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:17,082 with its residents, to a state of peace. 349 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,845 - Cheers. - JULIAN: Cheers. 350 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,366 ALL: Cheers. 351 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,250 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 352 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,569 -(PLAYING PIANO) - Beau, can I ask you something? 353 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:34,082 Lily's concerns about me weren't entirely wrong. 354 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:38,126 My time away might have affected my head a bit. 355 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:41,650 Nothing to worry about, of course, but, um... 356 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:45,124 There is a little something that would bring me great relief. 357 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,767 Our dearly departed Oscar had something of mine, 358 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,769 but it wasn't on him when he died 359 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:54,646 so I thought, perhaps it was in his automobile. 360 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:58,322 Could you, maybe, figure out where it was sent? 361 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,565 Great. 362 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,005 We haven't met. 363 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:13,926 Julian. 364 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:15,806 Lorenzo. 365 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,240 Hmm. 366 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:22,571 Those meat and cheese spirals were decadent. 367 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,843 Your staff does fantastic work. 368 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,009 - I'll send them your compliments. - Hmm. 369 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:45,485 It's called dignity. Have some. It's free. 370 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,922 And what I got in return was priceless. 371 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:52,245 Julian is looking for Oscar's car. I intend to find it first. 372 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,288 (CHUCKLES) What are you doing? 373 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,962 Lily is watching. lam fixing your tie, making herjealous. 374 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:02,806 Like any good date. 375 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,360 That is what you wanted, right? 376 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,010 Make her a little jealous? 377 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,530 Maybe a little. 378 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,368 Anyway, I got what I came for. 379 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,685 Have a nice night. 380 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,405 (COUGHING) 381 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,564 Her nose just started to bleed, then... 382 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,369 - Then that started. - Oh... 383 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,883 Here. (GRUNTS) Take my blood. 384 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,285 Drink, it'll heal you. 385 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,400 (VOMITS) 386 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,211 - Or not. - What the hell's wrong with her? 387 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:57,764 Seems a vampire soul inside a human body does not a perfect match make. 388 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,086 What does that mean? 389 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,924 The Phoenix Stone traps vampire souls. 390 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:04,044 Oscar had a vampire body, got some other vampire's soul, 391 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,362 and then he lost the plot. Jo is a human. 392 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:10,610 Clearly a basic human body is unable to contain the essence of a vampire soul. 393 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:14,090 Add that together, carry the one, you're a decomposing mess. 394 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,370 Thank you, Valerie, your tact is wildly appreciated. 395 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,131 I'm just saying that she was a corpse who was meant to stay a corpse. 396 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,765 We know. We heard you. 397 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,928 But that corpse was supposed to be Ric's wife, 398 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:34,205 who died with two kids inside of her on their wedding day. 399 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,131 Sorry. 400 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,320 I had no idea. 401 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,325 Yeah, well, now you do. So you can just sit down, quietly, 402 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,329 while he says goodbye. 403 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,682 Ah. What a pretty dress. 404 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,451 Do you think? Nora didn't even notice. 405 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,529 Well, Nora needs her eyes examined. 406 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,802 She's talking to everyone at this party but me. 407 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:03,646 I feel like a fool, running around trying to impress my own girlfriend. 408 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,688 Stand still and say nothing. 409 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:19,804 (CLICKS TONGUE) Why don't you drink what you're actually craving? 410 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,681 Lily would have my head. 411 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,086 "No feeding on the guests." 412 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,721 She practically made us sign an oath in our blood. 413 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,526 - Hmm. Just as I expected. - What? 414 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:32,805 You, Mary Louise, have lost your swagger. 415 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,766 The girl I remember had spunk, vigor, danger. 416 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:40,363 Rules be damned. No wonder Nora's bored. 417 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:50,807 Mmm. (SMACKS LIPS) I won't tell if you won't. 418 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:56,360 (MOANING) 419 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:11,370 Mare. Did you change? Looking very Scarlett-- 420 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,488 Excuse me, can you tell me where the high school is? 421 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,570 Oh, the entire town's shut down. You haven't noticed a million signs? 422 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,211 Yeah, I'm looking for the high school. 423 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,721 Yeah. I heard you the first time. Why? 424 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,684 Well, can you tell me where the high school is? 425 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,124 Who've you been talking to? 426 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:38,924 Uh, I can't say. 427 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,248 If my boss is looking for me, can you tell him I quit? 428 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,525 What was that about? 429 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,049 I don't know, and I get the impression he didn't either. 430 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,442 - We should follow him. -(CELL PHONE CHIMES) 431 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:51,886 Unless you have other plans. 432 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,287 This'll only take a minute. I'll meet you at my truck. 433 00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,640 STEFAN: Huh. 434 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:01,804 Where the hell is your TV? 435 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,768 - Where's my bed? - Wow. 436 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,806 I guess Lily took over your bedroom. 437 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,442 And I will bet you your old flat-screen 438 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,847 that Julian is not sleeping in the guest quarters. 439 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,810 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 440 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,606 And here I thought she slept standing up like a horse. 441 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,610 You need to help me kill him or you need to leave. 442 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,244 Do you know what this means? 443 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:24,766 Knock it off. 444 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,246 It means Mom's happy. 445 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,641 Another couple of months of this, 446 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,330 and she'll have convinced herself it's forever. 447 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:30,851 And that's when we strike, Stefan. 448 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:34,203 Look at your bedroom. Our house is unrecognizable. 449 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:38,371 Lily needs to go and killing Julian is the start of that. 450 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:44,966 You know something. Look at you, murdery, vengeful. It's very humanity-off, Stefan. 451 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:49,324 Except your switch is intact which means you know something, so spit it out. 452 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,531 (STEFAN SIGHS) 453 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,601 - It's not my secret to tell, Damon. - Oh, really? 454 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:59,970 So, Nora showed me where they keep the good stuff. 455 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,164 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on. 456 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,051 -(COUGHS) - Does this bottle say "Default Deputy"? 457 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,887 No. No, it says, "Damon's good stuff, do not touch." 458 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,089 (COUGHING) 459 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:14,600 (GASPING) 460 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,208 Take Bonnie. Get out of here. It's about to get ugly. 461 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,170 My brother told the story wrong. 462 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,010 (BOTH GRUNTING) 463 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,363 -(JULIAN SCREAMING) - Juhan. 464 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,006 (GROANS) 465 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,480 (JULIAN GRUNTS) 466 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,720 What did I do to make you hate me so much? 467 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,888 - It's not about you. - LILY: Not about me? 468 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,286 Ever since I've been back, 469 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,841 all you have done is tried to strip me of my happiness. 470 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,851 Answer me. What did I do wrong? 471 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:41,526 Well. 472 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,209 I see Stefan's plan went swimmingly. 473 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,246 Probably explains why your fake guests are leaving. 474 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,568 Sit down. Both of you. 475 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:53,048 Oh, well, we wouldn't wanna wear out our welcome. (CHUCKLES) 476 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:54,571 Brother, let's hit the road. 477 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,167 Sit down, son, 478 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,283 or I'll seat you myself. 479 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,400 DAMON: Okay. 480 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:15,604 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Over 100 years inside this thing. 481 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,804 Although in this, my own custom-made hell, 482 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,526 time is meaningless. 483 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,123 The pain, the emptiness, 484 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:29,291 the complete lack of humanity is quite literally endless. 485 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,284 You know, every day is the same. 486 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:38,041 I wake up, I try to escape, but instead, 487 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:43,041 lend up killing the person that I love the most. 488 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,328 Every day over and over again, 489 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,245 I drive a stake through your mother. 490 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:56,530 It's almost enough to turn even the soundest mind mad. 491 00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:00,441 But when you're over 475 years old, you learn a thing or two about yourself. 492 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,449 This couldn't be real. 493 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,530 Because I would never bring harm to your mother. 494 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,206 Hell was playing tricks on me. Hmm. 495 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,370 It was trying to break me but, no, I wouldn't let it. 496 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,723 Because I knew that if I did snap... 497 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,088 (EXHALES) Mmm-mmm. 498 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,090 I wouldn't be a man. 499 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:26,880 I'd be a monster. 500 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,326 -(DAMON GRUNTS) - Juhan. 501 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,086 Your children have no respect for you. 502 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,240 (JULIAN GRUNTS) 503 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:38,920 (SNARLS) 504 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,566 - JuHan! -(GRUNTING) 505 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,000 Knock it off! 506 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,610 (GASPS) Julian. Julian! 507 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,206 (GRUNTING) 508 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,766 (SCREAMS) 509 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,240 (GASPS) 510 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,522 Boys, out, now. 511 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,843 I wonder what WebMD 512 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,969 would have to say about me now. 513 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,847 Probably best not to find out. (CHUCKLES) 514 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,930 A woman was wielding a sword 515 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:17,966 that pierced my heart. 516 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:19,686 The blade was metal. 517 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,526 It shouldn't have been able to kill me but it did. 518 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,489 Did you just remember this? 519 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,329 I also remembered my name. 520 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,162 I think I'm Florence. 521 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,968 Well, it's nice to meet you, Florence. 522 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,322 I am so sorry that I put you through this. 523 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,206 It's okay. 524 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,327 I know you wanted your wife back. 525 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,643 I'm sorry, I'm not her. 526 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,328 I wish I was. 527 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,643 She was a lucky woman. 528 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:58,686 (SOBS) 529 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,646 You could have been an amazing husband. 530 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,490 It's been so nice. 531 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,407 It's been so nice to hear her voice again. 532 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,010 Thank you. 533 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,404 Thank you for allowing me to say goodbye. 534 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,371 (RIC SOBBING) 535 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,366 Goodbye, Ric. 536 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,520 (SIGHS) 537 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,611 (DOOR CREAKS) 538 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,166 (RATTLING) 539 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,606 Hey. Hey, what are you doing here? 540 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,928 He did actually see us, didn't he? 541 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:16,369 All right, everybody, please stand up, we're gonna get you out of here, okay? 542 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,600 (SNAPS FINGERS) 543 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,641 BONNIE: It's not gonna work, Matt. 544 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,881 Someone compelled them to be here. 545 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:33,844 COVEN: Sanguinem filio, sanguinem effugarex perpetuum. 546 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,123 Do you want the white sheet or the off-white sheet? 547 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,560 I don't care, you choose. 548 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,571 What are you doing? 549 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,481 What is that? 550 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,001 RIC: It's my wedding video. Post explosion. 551 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,207 I've never been able to watch it past the wedding vows. 552 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,401 Valerie, turn it off. 553 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:54,880 Quiet. 554 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,485 I recognize this chant. 555 00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,524 That Gemini kid, Kai, thought they were sending him to a prison world. 556 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,006 Who cares? Turn it off-- 557 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,680 No, you're not listening. They weren't sending him away, Caroline. 558 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:08,083 They were trying to save the next generation of Gemini twins. 559 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,528 I think your babies are still alive. 560 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,730 He's still alive. 561 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,845 I don't know what you're moping about. 562 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,088 No talking until I'm seeing two of you. 563 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:27,890 Then I'll kick both of your asses. 564 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,840 This is why there is a hard line between good and evil, Stefan. 565 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:36,044 I don't cross over into your territory, don't cross over into mine. 566 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,408 This isn't about you, Damon. Get over it. 567 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:39,761 You know, I never thought I'd say this, Stefan, 568 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,721 but I miss the days when you just let your big brother handle all the dirty work. 569 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:47,766 Quite frankly, I can't figure out why you have such a big beef with this guy. 570 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,767 Unless V-card Valerie got under your skin. 571 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,405 You don't wanna start with me right now, Damon. 572 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,921 I'm surprised, Stefan. I thought Caroline was the one. 573 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:58,090 I mean, then yet again, we all thought Elena was the one, huh? 574 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:01,887 What is it about the first time that just makes it so memorable? 575 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,360 (STEFAN GRUNTS) 576 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,646 (BOTH PANTING) 577 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:13,966 I got Valerie pregnant. 578 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:17,561 What? 579 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,484 In 1863. 580 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,923 Julian found out about it 581 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,321 and he beat her until the baby was no longer alive. 582 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,166 (GROANS) 583 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,645 I could've been a father. 584 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,570 Why didn't you just tell me? 585 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,964 (SCOFFS) What did you want me to do? Tell you I could've had a kid 586 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,003 and watch you brush it off with some glib joke 587 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:48,323 about how it was 150 years ago? 588 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,682 Yeah, I know it was 150 years ago, Damon, 589 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,842 and it's stupid how much it affects me. 590 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,364 But it still does. 591 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,968 I want him dead, Damon. 592 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,770 No one's gonna stop me from killing him. 593 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,851 Not in six months. Not in six weeks. 594 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,206 Now. 595 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:25,127 Twins are the lifeblood of the Gemini Coven. 596 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:29,211 If a pregnant mother is in danger then a transfer is our magical fail safe. 597 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,848 It's rarely used but used nonetheless. 598 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,202 Ric, tell me that this isn't crazy. 599 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,806 My wife, who died months ago, just looked me in the eyes 600 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,411 and said goodbye to me. 601 00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:42,890 (SIGHS) Why the hell not? 602 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,891 Because I don't want you to get your hopes up for something that's insane. 603 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,570 I need your blood. 604 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,721 We'll put it here, Indonesia. 605 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,321 Farthest geographical point from Mystic Falls. 606 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,571 Your progeny are obviously made up of your DNA. 607 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,411 If they're alive, the blood will travel along the map. 608 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:08,526 Once it's in the proximity of the babies, the map should ignite. 609 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:11,165 Close your eyes. 610 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,250 Clear your mind. 611 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,843 Phesmatos quare infantatum. 612 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,281 Phesmatos quare filios... 613 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,044 (CONTINUES CHANTING) 614 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,441 May I ask you something? 615 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,207 Did Julian remind you of anyone in particular tonight? 616 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,604 - The almighty Giuseppe Salvatore. - Mmm-hmm. 617 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,530 - You saw it, too. - Yeah. 618 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:50,048 Although I will say Julian's right hook... (CLICKS TONGUE) 619 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,050 ...has got a little more heft to it. 620 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,963 Elena and I talked about starting a family. 621 00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,483 I mean it was fantasy, but still. 622 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:03,645 We secretly knew as long as she was a vampire, it's all it was. 623 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,806 Then she took the cure and all of a sudden having a real family was a possibility. 624 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:11,405 Granted, it'd be dysfunctional as hell, but... 625 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,809 We'd have a real, human family. 626 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,289 Did it ever scare you? 627 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,643 The thought that maybe you'd turn out like our father? 628 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,650 (SCOFFS) The guy sent our mom away to die alone. 629 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,161 He bullied us for years and then he shot us. 630 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,490 If anything, I just wanna be a great dad to spite him. 631 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,087 -(CHUCKLES) - What about you? 632 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:35,330 Well, I've been on this earth for 160-some years. 633 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,489 And I've seen the world at 30,000 feet. 634 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,967 I've traveled to every continent. 635 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,527 Learned how to cook. (CHUCKLES) Built a Porsche. 636 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,363 I think my only regret 637 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,010 will be not having a kid. 638 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,205 If you want Julian dead, I'll help you. 639 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,885 Tomorrow, tonight, now. 640 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,011 I'm in. 641 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:22,569 What the hell happened down there? 642 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:26,564 - You were in a blind rage. -(SCOFFS) 643 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,804 Rage? We offered them escargot and wine. 644 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,083 And your boy threw me in a fire. So he's lucky that he still has his head. 645 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:34,730 They were just trying to hurt me. 646 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:39,085 All right, look, the whole point of tonight was to end this feud. 647 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,721 - Not start a new one. - Why do you care what they think? 648 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,241 The Lily that I remember moved on from her children. 649 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,002 Where's the girl that I fell in love with? 650 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,887 The girl that I found irresistible? 651 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,245 I can't say that I recognize this version. 652 00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:00,241 This version has no desire to see her children dead. 653 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,524 If you have a problem with that, 654 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,089 we have a problem. 655 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,566 Lily- 656 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:21,084 Perhaps I am more affected by my time away than I wanted to admit. 657 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:26,601 You know, I was wishing that the hell had gone away, but my mind, 658 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,283 it's not right. 659 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,804 And, you know, the truth is, 660 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:39,286 I'm frightened that I'm not the Julian that you remember. 661 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,327 - We'll fix it. -(GROANING) 662 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,731 We'll fix it together. 663 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,290 All right, but you must promise me 664 00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,805 nothing like that will ever happen again. 665 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,681 In the meantime... (SNIFFS) 666 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,924 I need to feel safe. 667 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:19,641 Your kids will strike again and I need to protect myself. 668 00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,684 What I believe you have in mind 669 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,330 will take the cooperation of the entire family. 670 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,689 It Will. (CHUCKLES) 671 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,651 But I don't anticipate that to be a problem. 672 00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,366 They love me. 673 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:40,840 (CHUCKLES) 674 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,331 (VALERIE CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE) 675 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,687 Yeah. Guys, I don't think it's working. 676 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,885 (VALERIE CONTINUES CHANTING) 677 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:09,045 Uh, just stop. The spell isn't working, okay? 678 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,043 The blood's just off the map now. 679 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,563 See, I warned you not to get your hopes up. 680 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,040 Oh, my God! 681 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,686 (VALERIE GASPS) 682 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,485 Hey, what the hell happened? 683 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,722 - Not possible. - What's not possible? 684 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:30,924 The babies. They're here. 685 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:34,846 Where? Huh? Floating in a raft in the Pacific Ocean somewhere? 686 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,361 Look at the map. Your spell didn't work. 687 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,086 They're not on the map, Caroline. 688 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,330 They're inside of you. 689 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,601 English - SDH 1000 00:00:00,127 --> 00:00:01,779 Encoded by Hunter Crazy4TV.com