1 00:00:04,115 --> 00:00:07,316 Charlie? Honey, wake up. 2 00:00:09,435 --> 00:00:12,969 -Good morning. -You lied to me, Charlie. 3 00:00:13,633 --> 00:00:17,253 You said it was just going to be the two of us. 4 00:00:17,254 --> 00:00:19,817 I didn't lie, Berta. Things change. 5 00:00:19,818 --> 00:00:22,219 Goodbye, Charlie. 6 00:00:23,055 --> 00:00:25,456 Don't leave me, Berta. 7 00:00:25,586 --> 00:00:26,931 I love you. 8 00:00:26,932 --> 00:00:29,751 -Can't we talk about this? -Sorry. I do single men only. 9 00:00:29,752 --> 00:00:33,565 I'm in, I'm out, there are no complications. 10 00:00:33,566 --> 00:00:34,911 But I am single. 11 00:00:34,912 --> 00:00:38,307 Berta? I hate to bring this up again, but you just... 12 00:00:38,308 --> 00:00:42,858 You cannot put the peanut butter in the refrigerator. It gets hard. 13 00:00:42,859 --> 00:00:45,679 And, on a related subject, the peanut-butter stains 14 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:49,332 on Jake's shirts really require an enzyme presoak. 15 00:00:49,333 --> 00:00:53,178 I hope you two will be very happy together. 16 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:54,780 But who's going to take care of me? 17 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:56,830 Who's going to do the laundry, the shopping, 18 00:00:56,831 --> 00:01:03,343 -and the cleaning and all the other stuff? -Ask the Scrubbing Bubble there. 19 00:01:03,657 --> 00:01:05,995 Uncle Charlie, why is Berta leaving? 20 00:01:05,996 --> 00:01:08,561 Why? It doesn't matter, Jake. 21 00:01:08,849 --> 00:01:11,260 What matters is she's gone. 22 00:01:12,694 --> 00:01:15,153 And we're all going to die. 23 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:27,830 She left before she made the coffee. 24 00:01:29,102 --> 00:01:31,569 So? We'll make our own coffee. 25 00:01:31,570 --> 00:01:33,971 How? 26 00:01:42,465 --> 00:01:43,971 So, now we just wait? 27 00:01:43,972 --> 00:01:46,968 Yes. It takes a couple of minutes. 28 00:01:49,451 --> 00:01:51,309 Alan, this goes beyond coffee. 29 00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:54,098 Berta's been with me forever. She does everything. 30 00:01:54,098 --> 00:01:56,469 She's like a wife that leaves before you wake up, 31 00:01:56,470 --> 00:01:59,449 and doesn't mind if you sleep around. 32 00:01:59,450 --> 00:02:01,532 Is that the coffee? 33 00:02:01,533 --> 00:02:04,933 It's my peanut butter. I made it soft. 34 00:02:05,154 --> 00:02:08,967 I've been figuring out a way to repay you for letting me and Jake stay here. 35 00:02:08,968 --> 00:02:12,043 -Why don't I take over the housework? -Berta did the shopping, too. 36 00:02:12,044 --> 00:02:14,703 -I can do that. -She did my laundry. 37 00:02:14,704 --> 00:02:17,105 In her way, yes. 38 00:02:17,235 --> 00:02:20,510 But I can handle that, too. And look, 39 00:02:20,632 --> 00:02:23,033 I even made your coffee. 40 00:02:23,196 --> 00:02:25,597 Thank you. 41 00:02:27,426 --> 00:02:29,827 No. 42 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,655 Not as good as Berta's. 43 00:02:31,656 --> 00:02:35,405 It's her coffee. I just pressed the button. 44 00:02:35,406 --> 00:02:39,065 Berta's tasted, I don't know, Christmassy. 45 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:42,199 What does that mean, "Christmassy?" 46 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,601 It means "like Christmas." 47 00:02:44,923 --> 00:02:46,877 Now, you got to work with me, Charlie. 48 00:02:46,878 --> 00:02:50,114 I mean, nutmeg, cinnamon, powdered reindeer? 49 00:02:50,115 --> 00:02:52,293 I don't know. It's just that when you drank it, 50 00:02:52,294 --> 00:02:55,882 it felt like Christmas morning, and anything was possible. 51 00:02:55,883 --> 00:02:59,237 Sweet'N Low? Half & Half? Mocha Mix? 52 00:02:59,505 --> 00:03:02,626 Forget it. I'll just read my paper. 53 00:03:04,247 --> 00:03:05,656 Where's my paper? 54 00:03:05,657 --> 00:03:08,317 I don't know. You might try looking by the front door. 55 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:10,624 No, it's usually right here, on the table. 56 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:14,918 Okay, so before you got up, Berta started the coffee and got you your paper? 57 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:18,123 I don't know the mechanics of it, but, yeah. 58 00:03:18,123 --> 00:03:20,525 I'll go get it. 59 00:03:22,353 --> 00:03:25,446 He's not off to a very good start. 60 00:03:26,359 --> 00:03:29,000 Want a glass of peanut butter? 61 00:03:46,452 --> 00:03:48,150 -Alan? -Yeah? 62 00:03:48,151 --> 00:03:50,552 I can see you. 63 00:03:51,195 --> 00:03:53,596 And I can see you, too. 64 00:03:55,938 --> 00:03:58,822 No. I mean, Berta never cleaned when I was in the room. 65 00:03:58,823 --> 00:04:00,648 She was like invisible. 66 00:04:00,649 --> 00:04:03,852 I'm sorry. I'll try to be more transparent. 67 00:04:03,853 --> 00:04:06,254 Appreciate it. 68 00:04:12,089 --> 00:04:13,723 Oh, no. 69 00:04:13,724 --> 00:04:14,972 I see you. 70 00:04:14,973 --> 00:04:17,247 Give me a break. 71 00:04:17,248 --> 00:04:20,613 Not you. That girl that's been stalking me. 72 00:04:20,614 --> 00:04:23,015 Rose? 73 00:04:23,466 --> 00:04:25,741 There you are. 74 00:04:25,742 --> 00:04:29,714 What are you doing sneaking up on me like that? 75 00:04:29,715 --> 00:04:31,668 Rose, honey, 76 00:04:31,669 --> 00:04:34,649 we spent one night together, and it was very nice, but... 77 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:37,052 What is your favorite part? 78 00:04:37,854 --> 00:04:42,596 Gee, I'd have to say, finding out you live just two doors down. 79 00:04:42,597 --> 00:04:47,403 Sometimes, it's all I can do not to chew through that house in the middle. 80 00:04:47,404 --> 00:04:49,166 Yeah. 81 00:04:49,167 --> 00:04:51,986 But see, I'm not looking for a relationship right now. 82 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:56,825 So, maybe you should find someone who can give you the attention you want. 83 00:04:56,826 --> 00:04:59,037 Need, deserve, 84 00:04:59,038 --> 00:05:01,439 require. 85 00:05:02,466 --> 00:05:04,516 Are you saying we should see other people? 86 00:05:04,517 --> 00:05:06,086 Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. 87 00:05:06,087 --> 00:05:10,637 You have so much love to give, and somewhere out there is a guy who 88 00:05:10,638 --> 00:05:12,976 can take it. 89 00:05:12,977 --> 00:05:17,453 -Well, there is this one guy... -He sounds perfect. 90 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,475 His name is Andy. He works at Jamba Juice. 91 00:05:20,476 --> 00:05:25,635 He always gives me a free wheatgrass shooter and chuckles when I gag. 92 00:05:25,636 --> 00:05:27,013 Then ask him out. 93 00:05:27,014 --> 00:05:29,256 That seems kind of forward, don't you think? 94 00:05:29,257 --> 00:05:31,916 No, come on, women ask guys out all the time. 95 00:05:31,917 --> 00:05:34,415 What they don't do is handcuff themselves 96 00:05:34,416 --> 00:05:38,581 to the refrigerator, when he says it's time to go home. 97 00:05:38,582 --> 00:05:42,556 That's where you and I went off the track, isn't it? 98 00:05:42,557 --> 00:05:45,823 I'm the past. Andy's the future. 99 00:05:46,402 --> 00:05:49,123 Bye-bye now. Good luck, 100 00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:52,168 Andy. 101 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,737 Alan? 102 00:06:08,738 --> 00:06:11,653 -What did you do to my piano? -Nothing. I just dusted. 103 00:06:11,654 --> 00:06:15,627 Yes, well, I'm sitting here trying to write a jingle about a chocolate bar 104 00:06:15,628 --> 00:06:18,127 and my piano smells like lemons. 105 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:22,325 Gee, I'm sorry, Charlie. But they don't make chocolate Pledge. 106 00:06:22,326 --> 00:06:24,376 Maybe I'm not making myself clear. 107 00:06:24,377 --> 00:06:29,022 The rest of the house can smell like any fruit you want. 108 00:06:29,023 --> 00:06:31,664 But my piano needs to smell... 109 00:06:31,780 --> 00:06:34,181 -Piano-y. -There you go. 110 00:06:34,343 --> 00:06:37,034 Fine. I'll get an unscented polish. 111 00:06:37,035 --> 00:06:40,560 That's not going to help me now, is it? 112 00:06:41,041 --> 00:06:42,450 Nope. 113 00:06:42,451 --> 00:06:46,488 You know what? You are a child. You're a big, high-maintenance child. 114 00:06:46,488 --> 00:06:48,890 I am not a child. 115 00:06:48,956 --> 00:06:50,173 Where you going? 116 00:06:50,174 --> 00:06:55,629 If I can't write my chocolate song, I'm going to take a nap. 117 00:07:00,974 --> 00:07:03,375 Charlie, you asleep? 118 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:07,341 I'm doing a load of whites. 119 00:07:53,145 --> 00:07:55,099 Jeez! 120 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,861 -Charlie? -What? 121 00:07:56,862 --> 00:07:58,784 You kicked me in your sleep. 122 00:07:58,785 --> 00:08:01,155 Who said I was asleep? 123 00:08:01,156 --> 00:08:03,367 I can't do this anymore. You are impossible. 124 00:08:03,368 --> 00:08:05,995 Don't blame me. I tried to make it work. 125 00:08:05,996 --> 00:08:08,174 Excuse me? Berta quit at 9:00. 126 00:08:08,175 --> 00:08:11,442 It's now 2:30. When did you try? Where was the trying? 127 00:08:11,443 --> 00:08:13,653 You're the one who made Berta quit. 128 00:08:13,654 --> 00:08:15,223 I didn't make her quit. 129 00:08:15,224 --> 00:08:17,339 I simply raised the bar of quality housework 130 00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:19,838 and she insisted on limboing under it. 131 00:08:19,839 --> 00:08:22,146 But since you obviously can't live without her, 132 00:08:22,147 --> 00:08:25,383 you big baby, I will go apologize and get her back. 133 00:08:25,384 --> 00:08:28,332 -Great. -So, where does she live? 134 00:08:30,639 --> 00:08:32,689 I don't know. 135 00:08:32,690 --> 00:08:35,100 Okay. What's her last name? 136 00:08:37,721 --> 00:08:40,989 Your entire life depends on this woman and you know nothing about her. 137 00:08:40,990 --> 00:08:43,008 Wait. 138 00:08:43,009 --> 00:08:45,410 She took a bus. 139 00:08:45,797 --> 00:08:48,198 I stand corrected. 140 00:08:48,873 --> 00:08:52,237 After she works here in the morning, she cleans some rock star's house. 141 00:08:52,238 --> 00:08:54,678 Okay, what rock star? Where? 142 00:08:55,026 --> 00:08:59,608 Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. 4456 Malibu Canyon Road. 143 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:03,357 Thank you. 144 00:09:03,358 --> 00:09:07,395 Now listen, Judith is coming by at 5:00 to pick up Jake for dinner with her parents. 145 00:09:07,396 --> 00:09:08,709 Now I should be back by then. 146 00:09:08,710 --> 00:09:11,113 But you need to make sure he's dressed and ready to go. 147 00:09:11,114 --> 00:09:13,355 -No problem. -No, it's a problem, Charlie. 148 00:09:13,356 --> 00:09:15,663 I'm trying desperately to reconcile with my wife, 149 00:09:15,664 --> 00:09:17,265 so I don't want to tick her off. 150 00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:19,926 So, you telling me, "It's no problem," does not reassure me. 151 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:24,191 Here. Take my sock. I want to show you a trick. 152 00:09:26,015 --> 00:09:30,279 I'll go get Berta. You make sure Jake is ready. 153 00:09:30,341 --> 00:09:33,160 -Hi. -Hello. 154 00:09:33,257 --> 00:09:36,205 There are security cameras out front, so come up from the back, 155 00:09:36,206 --> 00:09:41,392 and bring some dog treats, in case the rottweilers are out. 156 00:09:41,557 --> 00:09:43,958 Again, thank you. 157 00:09:47,422 --> 00:09:50,209 I asked Andy out, and he said yes. 158 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:53,840 -Andy? -That guy you told me to ask out. 159 00:09:53,991 --> 00:09:55,721 I just don't know what to wear. 160 00:09:55,722 --> 00:10:00,601 I love this one, but it still smells like pepper spray. 161 00:10:01,170 --> 00:10:03,380 Where are you going? 162 00:10:03,381 --> 00:10:06,301 To roll around naked on your bed. 163 00:10:07,387 --> 00:10:10,334 I'm just kidding. I'm going to try on the dress, silly. 164 00:10:10,335 --> 00:10:12,736 But... 165 00:10:13,187 --> 00:10:16,744 -Is that lady your girlfriend? -No, she's just... 166 00:10:16,745 --> 00:10:19,146 It's complicated. 167 00:10:21,583 --> 00:10:25,267 -What the hell happened to you? -You know what else is complicated? 168 00:10:25,268 --> 00:10:27,254 Fractions. 169 00:10:27,255 --> 00:10:29,743 You got grease all over you. 170 00:10:30,204 --> 00:10:32,318 It's in your hair, man. 171 00:10:32,319 --> 00:10:35,949 Yes. My bike chain broke. Can you fix it? 172 00:10:36,421 --> 00:10:39,784 Kid, I'm a piano player. What do you think? 173 00:10:39,785 --> 00:10:42,797 Look, your mom's going to be here soon to take you to dinner. 174 00:10:42,798 --> 00:10:44,111 I know. 175 00:10:44,112 --> 00:10:47,187 -So, how about a shower? -No, thank you. 176 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,589 That wasn't a question. 177 00:10:53,790 --> 00:10:56,064 Sorry, pal, but you need a shower. 178 00:10:56,065 --> 00:10:59,012 But my bike's still broken. I think you made it worse. 179 00:10:59,013 --> 00:11:01,833 What are you talking about? Now you got a unicycle. 180 00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:04,235 Get in the shower. 181 00:11:05,743 --> 00:11:09,587 -I'm so worried he's not going to like me. -He's going to love you, Rose. 182 00:11:09,588 --> 00:11:12,857 Just go out, have a great time, and don't come on too strong. 183 00:11:12,858 --> 00:11:15,777 Me, too strong? What do you mean? 184 00:11:16,030 --> 00:11:18,016 Okay, speaking from my own experience, 185 00:11:18,017 --> 00:11:20,996 there's nothing wrong with asking a guy for a blood test, 186 00:11:20,997 --> 00:11:24,393 but trying to take the blood yourself is a little strong. 187 00:11:24,394 --> 00:11:27,035 -I see. -Where you going now? 188 00:11:27,535 --> 00:11:30,481 You got me thinking this dress comes on too strong. 189 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:33,046 So, I'm going to put on something a little less... 190 00:11:33,047 --> 00:11:35,448 And a little more... 191 00:11:39,103 --> 00:11:42,225 Jake, why aren't you in the shower? 192 00:11:43,013 --> 00:11:45,414 Oh, yeah. 193 00:11:58,043 --> 00:12:01,625 Hi, Berta. It's me, the Scrubbing Bubble. 194 00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:04,611 I came to apologize. 195 00:12:04,612 --> 00:12:07,013 Okay. Thank you. Bye-bye. 196 00:12:07,015 --> 00:12:10,091 Come on, can't we put aside our petty differences 197 00:12:10,092 --> 00:12:14,609 and find a way to work together out of a mutual love for Charlie? 198 00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:17,430 Yeah, that's why I do this. For love. 199 00:12:17,431 --> 00:12:21,564 The thing is, I'm going through a really tough time right now. 200 00:12:21,565 --> 00:12:24,800 My marriage is collapsing, my business is slow. 201 00:12:24,801 --> 00:12:27,107 My little boy is being dragged back and forth 202 00:12:27,108 --> 00:12:29,255 from his mother's house to Malibu. 203 00:12:29,256 --> 00:12:32,491 My alcoholic husband ran off with my daughter's parole officer, 204 00:12:32,492 --> 00:12:35,632 and I clean rich peoples' toilets for a living. 205 00:12:35,633 --> 00:12:39,139 Okay, let's not make this a competition. 206 00:12:43,228 --> 00:12:45,695 Jake, you've been in there for a while. How's it going? 207 00:12:45,695 --> 00:12:48,097 Good. 208 00:12:54,828 --> 00:12:56,718 What are you doing? 209 00:12:56,719 --> 00:12:59,602 Washing my bike chain. It's real dirty. 210 00:12:59,603 --> 00:13:01,108 Forget about the chain. 211 00:13:01,109 --> 00:13:05,912 You got to take a shower before your mother gets here. 212 00:13:10,819 --> 00:13:13,710 We're going to need a new chain. 213 00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:20,561 Hello, Charlie's house. May I help you? 214 00:13:20,562 --> 00:13:24,438 Hi, Alan, it's Rose. I got in. How'd you do? 215 00:13:24,439 --> 00:13:26,105 Here he is. 216 00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:28,900 -It's your brother. -Thank you. 217 00:13:33,316 --> 00:13:35,495 How's it going? Did you talk to Berta? 218 00:13:35,496 --> 00:13:37,161 Yes, I'm here with her now. 219 00:13:37,162 --> 00:13:39,244 -ls Jake ready? -Yes. 220 00:13:39,245 --> 00:13:42,856 We're just applying the finishing touches. 221 00:13:44,372 --> 00:13:47,576 -What about Berta? -The same. Finishing touches. 222 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,978 She's really a delight. 223 00:13:52,512 --> 00:13:55,908 Just make sure Jake is ready when Judith gets there. 224 00:13:55,909 --> 00:14:00,077 Relax. Everything's under control. I got to go. 225 00:14:00,652 --> 00:14:03,407 -So, you like this dress better? -Hang on, Rose. 226 00:14:03,408 --> 00:14:05,715 The kid's running around the deck in his underwear. 227 00:14:05,715 --> 00:14:09,175 Sure. But when I do it, you just ignore me. 228 00:14:09,176 --> 00:14:12,251 -Jake, what are you doing? -Air drying. 229 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,751 You still have grease in your hair. Didn't you wash it? 230 00:14:14,752 --> 00:14:17,379 You didn't say to wash my hair. 231 00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:19,937 -Wash your hair. -Okay. 232 00:14:22,539 --> 00:14:25,152 You didn't tell him to rinse. 233 00:14:25,359 --> 00:14:27,923 Good, that's good. Thank you. 234 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:30,484 Jake, rinse! 235 00:14:30,775 --> 00:14:32,473 All right, so you won't come back. 236 00:14:32,474 --> 00:14:35,581 Will you at least tell me how you made the damn coffee Christmassy? 237 00:14:35,582 --> 00:14:36,671 Christmassy? 238 00:14:36,672 --> 00:14:38,882 Yeah, Charlie said your coffee tastes Christmassy. 239 00:14:38,883 --> 00:14:41,374 -Cinnamon. -I said cinnamon. 240 00:14:44,074 --> 00:14:47,272 Lower back? You do a lot of lifting? 241 00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:50,707 Of course you do. You're a maid, and I'm an ass. 242 00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:52,373 -I'm a housekeeper. -Of course. 243 00:14:52,374 --> 00:14:55,160 -And you're an ass. -Yes. 244 00:14:55,804 --> 00:14:58,238 Why don't you sit down, let me take a look at it? 245 00:14:58,239 --> 00:15:00,679 -What? -I'm a chiropractor. 246 00:15:01,412 --> 00:15:03,851 Okay. But no funny business. 247 00:15:05,706 --> 00:15:08,107 Not to worry. 248 00:15:10,544 --> 00:15:14,790 Looks like you washed your hair instead of mine. 249 00:15:15,736 --> 00:15:18,138 I'm not in the mood, Jake. 250 00:15:18,748 --> 00:15:20,958 These clothes look stupid. 251 00:15:20,959 --> 00:15:23,360 You're 10. No one cares. 252 00:15:24,293 --> 00:15:26,791 -You're choking me. -Trust me. 253 00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:29,708 You'll know when I'm choking you. 254 00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:32,655 I think my socks are on the wrong feet. 255 00:15:32,656 --> 00:15:35,701 Jake, dude, I'm right on the edge. 256 00:15:37,559 --> 00:15:39,960 Don't push me. 257 00:15:41,052 --> 00:15:43,263 I can't do this on someone else. 258 00:15:43,264 --> 00:15:46,088 -Charlie? -You look great, Rose. 259 00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:49,768 I don't think I can go through with this. 260 00:15:49,769 --> 00:15:52,643 What? No. Sure you can. 261 00:15:52,749 --> 00:15:56,466 -No, I'm going to call Andy and cancel. -No, you're not. Now listen to me. 262 00:15:56,467 --> 00:15:59,478 You're a wonderful woman. And this guy, Andy, is going to love you. 263 00:15:59,479 --> 00:16:02,362 Thanks, but you're saying that just to get me out of your hair. 264 00:16:02,363 --> 00:16:04,764 No, not just. 265 00:16:07,555 --> 00:16:10,919 -Now go out and have a great time. -But... 266 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,810 No goodbyes. Just turn around and walk away. 267 00:16:14,894 --> 00:16:17,295 Okay. 268 00:16:17,426 --> 00:16:19,827 Goodbye. 269 00:16:21,303 --> 00:16:23,704 Goodbye, Rose. 270 00:16:29,443 --> 00:16:32,710 -What happened? -I have to go to the bathroom. 271 00:16:32,711 --> 00:16:34,922 Why did you take your clothes off? 272 00:16:34,923 --> 00:16:37,324 Sometimes, I miss. 273 00:16:38,287 --> 00:16:41,608 Okay. That's it. I give up. 274 00:16:42,422 --> 00:16:44,823 You are a child, Jake. 275 00:16:46,299 --> 00:16:49,574 Dress, don't dress. Wash, don't wash. 276 00:16:49,632 --> 00:16:52,648 I don't care. You're on your own. 277 00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:56,231 What? 278 00:16:58,989 --> 00:17:01,743 God, that feels so good. 279 00:17:03,091 --> 00:17:05,583 Berta, I can't find my... 280 00:17:08,282 --> 00:17:11,006 Berta, if you're going to do a guy in the laundry room, 281 00:17:11,007 --> 00:17:14,590 put a scarf on the doorknob or something. 282 00:17:15,685 --> 00:17:18,086 I'm a big fan. 283 00:17:21,935 --> 00:17:23,984 Is Jake ready? 284 00:17:23,985 --> 00:17:26,386 Where's Jake? 285 00:17:27,478 --> 00:17:28,631 I don't know. 286 00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:30,906 You don't know? My wife just pulled in behind me. 287 00:17:30,907 --> 00:17:35,041 -You said you'd have him ready. -lt can't be done. 288 00:17:35,042 --> 00:17:37,412 What do you mean, it can't be done? 289 00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:39,814 I'm not strong enough. 290 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,451 His will is greater than mine. 291 00:17:44,944 --> 00:17:49,688 I'm just going to get drunk and stay out of his way. 292 00:17:50,777 --> 00:17:53,819 Please tell me he's ready. My parents are driving me nuts. 293 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:55,679 Well... 294 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,120 Hi, Mom. 295 00:17:57,121 --> 00:17:59,522 Don't you look handsome? 296 00:18:00,422 --> 00:18:04,917 -Uncle Charlie took my tie. -You don't need a tie. 297 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,496 Grow up, Charlie. 298 00:18:08,497 --> 00:18:09,939 Bye. 299 00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:13,647 -I thought you said he beat you? -He did. 300 00:18:14,363 --> 00:18:17,129 Now he's just screwing with me. 301 00:18:19,105 --> 00:18:20,738 What happened with Berta? 302 00:18:20,739 --> 00:18:23,460 It wasn't easy, but I did it. 303 00:18:24,393 --> 00:18:27,276 She won't do my laundry, or get my groceries, 304 00:18:27,277 --> 00:18:31,121 and I have to give her a lower back adjustment twice a week. 305 00:18:31,122 --> 00:18:34,474 And Steven Tyler thinks I'm doing her. 306 00:18:36,314 --> 00:18:41,501 -But she is coming back? -Yes, Charlie, she is coming back. 307 00:18:42,179 --> 00:18:44,580 Right on. 308 00:18:46,986 --> 00:18:49,387 Are you crying? 309 00:18:51,184 --> 00:18:54,057 It's been a very emotional day. 310 00:18:57,144 --> 00:19:00,371 Here you go, buddy. Drink your vodka. 311 00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:20,871 You look great, Rose, I swear. 312 00:19:21,819 --> 00:19:23,582 He stood me up. 313 00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:27,396 What? After we spent all day getting ready? 314 00:19:29,863 --> 00:19:32,875 -I don't know what I did wrong. -You didn't do anything wrong. 315 00:19:32,876 --> 00:19:36,112 -Then why did he stand me up? -Because he's an idiot. 316 00:19:36,113 --> 00:19:40,245 He doesn't get what a truly rare person you are. 317 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:42,072 Thanks. 318 00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:44,764 I wish Randy could see what you see. 319 00:19:44,765 --> 00:19:48,032 Forget about him. Come on, I'm going to take you to dinner. 320 00:19:48,033 --> 00:19:50,703 -Really? -Yeah, sure, why not? 321 00:19:58,385 --> 00:20:00,851 I thought you said his name was Andy. 322 00:20:00,852 --> 00:20:03,253 What did I say? 323 00:20:03,544 --> 00:20:06,811 -You said Randy. -No, I didn't. 324 00:20:07,390 --> 00:20:11,039 Andy's a real guy. I didn't make him up. 325 00:20:11,075 --> 00:20:13,476 I love your little tie.