1 00:00:15,002 --> 00:00:17,455 Never mix tequila and scotch. 2 00:00:17,456 --> 00:00:19,844 Morning, Uncle Charlie. 3 00:00:20,325 --> 00:00:21,726 Jake, buddy. 4 00:00:21,727 --> 00:00:24,149 Dad said you'd never get up to go to soccer with me. 5 00:00:24,150 --> 00:00:27,761 But I said, he promised. So he was wrong. 6 00:00:33,904 --> 00:00:36,292 What? 7 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:40,501 You know, most of the parents wear shorts and lots of sunscreen, 8 00:00:40,502 --> 00:00:43,083 but that's another way to go. 9 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:46,494 Alan, I can't go to a soccer game. I just got home from Vegas. 10 00:00:46,495 --> 00:00:50,182 You went out last night to return a video. 11 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:53,793 I ran into a friend of mine who was getting married at the Bellagio. 12 00:00:53,794 --> 00:00:56,182 That explains the tuxedo. 13 00:01:00,137 --> 00:01:03,961 No, I think this was for something else entirely. 14 00:01:03,962 --> 00:01:06,863 I'm sure I'll read about it in the paper. 15 00:01:06,864 --> 00:01:10,560 I am the Soccer Snack Buddy this week, so I've gotta stop at the grocery store. 16 00:01:10,561 --> 00:01:13,588 Why don't you ride to the game with Jake when the van gets here? 17 00:01:13,589 --> 00:01:14,990 I got a better idea. 18 00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:18,465 Why don't I go upstairs, throw up and sleep in my clothes for 12 hours? 19 00:01:18,466 --> 00:01:21,079 Fine, but if you're not gonna come, 20 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:25,837 -you gotta tell Jake yourself. -Fine. He'll understand. 21 00:01:27,104 --> 00:01:29,492 -Jake? -I got new cleats. 22 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:35,040 Nice. Listen, Jake, buddy. 23 00:01:37,815 --> 00:01:40,289 Have you ever been to Vegas? 24 00:01:44,253 --> 00:01:47,463 So you're the infamous Uncle Charlie. 25 00:01:47,504 --> 00:01:49,893 I've heard about you. 26 00:01:59,234 --> 00:02:02,644 Everybody out. Watch your heads. One at a time. 27 00:02:02,645 --> 00:02:05,033 -Party time. -Come on. 28 00:02:10,327 --> 00:02:12,972 Here's the deal, Uncle Charlie. I find you attractive. 29 00:02:12,973 --> 00:02:15,108 I have three kids, a bastard of an ex-husband, 30 00:02:15,109 --> 00:02:17,179 I work 50 hours a week at my own travel agency, 31 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:18,645 I'm at the peak of my sexuality, 32 00:02:18,646 --> 00:02:23,236 I have a three-hour window Wednesdays when the kids are at tae kwon do. 33 00:02:23,237 --> 00:02:24,893 You in or out? 34 00:02:24,894 --> 00:02:30,184 I'm sorry, I'm terminally hung over and I just took a cleat in the groin. 35 00:02:30,185 --> 00:02:33,337 E-mail me. Allaboardgloria @aol.com. 36 00:02:42,202 --> 00:02:44,337 So, which one's yours? 37 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:46,727 Please don't make me talk. 38 00:02:47,749 --> 00:02:51,771 This is Charlie Harper. Alan Harper's brother. 39 00:02:55,048 --> 00:02:57,599 -So, who's winning? -No one. 40 00:02:57,630 --> 00:03:01,805 We don't keep score. We think it's healthier if the kids just play for fun. 41 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:04,194 You're yanking me, right? 42 00:03:05,121 --> 00:03:07,798 Judith warned us that you were a pistol. 43 00:03:07,799 --> 00:03:10,571 By the way, we were so sorry to hear about her and Alan. 44 00:03:10,572 --> 00:03:11,878 So tell us, is it true? 45 00:03:11,879 --> 00:03:14,555 Did Judith leave your brother for another woman? 46 00:03:14,556 --> 00:03:19,227 -Why don't you ask Judith? -We wouldn't want to pry. 47 00:03:20,931 --> 00:03:22,747 Ladies, if you'll excuse me, 48 00:03:22,748 --> 00:03:27,267 I have to go because, hell, I don't need a reason. 49 00:03:28,963 --> 00:03:30,939 Someone's a little full of himself. 50 00:03:30,940 --> 00:03:34,478 Forget him. His brother's the one who's in play. 51 00:03:34,478 --> 00:03:35,656 How's Jake doing? 52 00:03:35,657 --> 00:03:39,545 Jake's fine. He's 10. He's got his whole life ahead of him. 53 00:03:39,546 --> 00:03:40,948 Me, on the other hand, 54 00:03:40,949 --> 00:03:45,410 I'm sitting in the hot sun, in rented pants listening to myself blink. 55 00:03:45,411 --> 00:03:47,799 I'll ask somebody else. 56 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:53,698 What? 57 00:03:53,699 --> 00:03:58,629 Sorry. I couldn't help overhearing, and you just look so 58 00:03:58,640 --> 00:03:59,946 pathetic. 59 00:03:59,947 --> 00:04:04,217 Really? The guy at the tux shop said I looked dashing. 60 00:04:04,218 --> 00:04:05,938 Of course, that was yesterday. 61 00:04:05,939 --> 00:04:08,806 And I found his phone number in my pocket. 62 00:04:08,807 --> 00:04:12,377 -What was the occasion? -Just returning a video. 63 00:04:12,378 --> 00:04:15,292 -Charlie Harper. -Kate McLaughlin. 64 00:04:15,501 --> 00:04:17,764 Let me ask you something, Kate McLaughlin. 65 00:04:17,765 --> 00:04:21,142 What's your take on this whole no-keeping-score thing? 66 00:04:21,143 --> 00:04:25,222 I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 67 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:28,155 Can I stay here next to you where it's safe? 68 00:04:28,156 --> 00:04:30,544 Sure. 69 00:04:30,834 --> 00:04:33,096 So, which one's yours? 70 00:04:33,097 --> 00:04:36,278 Number nine. But I'm not the father. 71 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:38,864 Aren't you a good sport? 72 00:04:41,958 --> 00:04:43,487 Jake, for the last time, 73 00:04:43,488 --> 00:04:46,356 nobody got "creamed." No one won, no one lost. 74 00:04:46,357 --> 00:04:48,745 Yeah. Except for us. 12-2. 75 00:04:50,341 --> 00:04:55,441 It doesn't matter if you win or lose. It's whether or not you beat the spread. 76 00:04:55,442 --> 00:04:59,234 Thank you, Charlie. Jake, go take a shower. 77 00:04:59,681 --> 00:05:02,836 Charlie, we are trying to teach the kids not to keep score. 78 00:05:02,837 --> 00:05:06,884 You should've thought of that before you taught them to count. 79 00:05:06,885 --> 00:05:09,912 By the way, what are you doing with Jake tomorrow? 80 00:05:09,913 --> 00:05:11,218 I don't know. Why? 81 00:05:11,219 --> 00:05:14,693 I made a play date for him with one of the kids from the game. 82 00:05:14,694 --> 00:05:17,562 You're hitting on the mother, aren't you? 83 00:05:17,563 --> 00:05:19,793 Can't slip one past you, can l? 84 00:05:19,794 --> 00:05:22,343 That's not what a play date is for. 85 00:05:22,344 --> 00:05:26,328 What? The kid plays, I have a date. Everybody wins. 86 00:05:26,329 --> 00:05:28,400 -Everybody wins? -Yes. 87 00:05:28,401 --> 00:05:30,758 But I promise not to keep score. 88 00:05:30,759 --> 00:05:33,851 Charlie, you cannot use my son to pick up single mothers. 89 00:05:33,852 --> 00:05:36,240 But I can. 90 00:05:36,529 --> 00:05:38,918 Good night, Snack Buddy. 91 00:05:39,079 --> 00:05:41,915 No going in the water, no throwing rocks, and remember, 92 00:05:41,916 --> 00:05:44,178 if you can't see us, we can't see you. 93 00:05:44,179 --> 00:05:46,282 Is there anything you'd like to add, Charlie? 94 00:05:46,283 --> 00:05:49,264 -Why can't they throw rocks? -Go. 95 00:05:50,554 --> 00:05:53,294 Ernie loves the beach. Thanks for inviting him. 96 00:05:53,295 --> 00:05:56,935 Anything for the kids. They're our future. 97 00:05:57,503 --> 00:05:59,670 -So, where's Alan? -I sent him to the movies. 98 00:05:59,671 --> 00:06:03,016 He deserves a break, and I get some quality uncle time with Jake. 99 00:06:03,017 --> 00:06:05,088 I think that is really nice of you. 100 00:06:05,089 --> 00:06:07,797 Ernie, keep your socks with your shoes. 101 00:06:07,798 --> 00:06:09,073 I'm sorry, where was l? 102 00:06:09,074 --> 00:06:11,910 You were saying I was nice about something. 103 00:06:11,911 --> 00:06:14,460 How long have you lived in Sherman Oaks? 104 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:17,775 We moved in and... Ernie, put that down, it's dead. 105 00:06:17,776 --> 00:06:20,675 That kid'll pick up anything, no matter what it looks like. 106 00:06:20,676 --> 00:06:23,064 Been there. 107 00:06:23,386 --> 00:06:25,744 We moved in just in time for the earthquake... 108 00:06:25,745 --> 00:06:28,262 Ernie, I am not gonna say it again. 109 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:30,675 Put the dead thing down. 110 00:06:31,609 --> 00:06:36,422 Jake, you should probably put your dead thing down, too. 111 00:06:36,423 --> 00:06:38,653 -Kids. -I know. They're just... 112 00:06:38,654 --> 00:06:41,426 Ernie, put it down or we're leaving right now. 113 00:06:41,427 --> 00:06:45,090 I'm counting to three. One, two... 114 00:06:45,188 --> 00:06:48,056 Ernie, for God's sake, you're killing me here. 115 00:06:48,057 --> 00:06:50,445 -Thank you. -No problem. 116 00:06:50,512 --> 00:06:52,424 -So, did you grow up in L.A.? -No. 117 00:06:52,425 --> 00:06:54,973 My dad was in the Army so we moved around... 118 00:06:54,974 --> 00:06:56,790 Hell, that thing's not dead. 119 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:59,882 I'd like to get to know you, it's not gonna happen on a play date. 120 00:06:59,883 --> 00:07:02,082 -Ask me out sometime? -That's a really good... 121 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:05,779 Are you happy? I told you to put it down, Ernie. 122 00:07:05,780 --> 00:07:09,094 Get the sand off of it. No. Don't touch it. 123 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:13,871 -What night's good for you? -Jake, you're not helping. 124 00:07:20,443 --> 00:07:23,270 -Don't wait up. -Back to Vegas? 125 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:25,731 Even better. Sherman Oaks. 126 00:07:27,168 --> 00:07:29,556 The gateway to Van Nuys. 127 00:07:30,930 --> 00:07:32,108 Kate again? 128 00:07:32,109 --> 00:07:34,562 You have no clue what you're getting involved in 129 00:07:34,563 --> 00:07:36,698 -with these divorced soccer moms. -You're right. 130 00:07:36,699 --> 00:07:40,523 I don't have a clue. I've never had a clue. It's part of my charm. 131 00:07:40,524 --> 00:07:43,552 At least keep in mind that all these women talk to each other. 132 00:07:43,553 --> 00:07:45,751 So anything you do will get back to my wife, 133 00:07:45,752 --> 00:07:47,887 and somehow become my fault. 134 00:07:47,888 --> 00:07:50,276 That doesn't seem fair. 135 00:07:52,828 --> 00:07:54,198 So, where are you going? 136 00:07:54,198 --> 00:07:56,811 I'm helping Gloria with the soccer league newsletter. 137 00:07:56,812 --> 00:08:00,653 I'm thinking of calling it "Just For Kicks." 138 00:08:00,733 --> 00:08:03,314 This is the same Gloria who drives the kid van? 139 00:08:03,315 --> 00:08:06,047 -Yeah. Why? -Nothing. Have fun. 140 00:08:07,746 --> 00:08:10,296 Talk about not having a clue. 141 00:08:12,336 --> 00:08:14,724 And I designed a logo, 142 00:08:14,726 --> 00:08:17,849 the "K" in "Kicks" is a little foot. 143 00:08:17,850 --> 00:08:19,825 Sounds wonderful. 144 00:08:19,826 --> 00:08:23,746 I can't thank you enough for taking the time to do this. 145 00:08:23,747 --> 00:08:25,723 Anything for the kids. 146 00:08:25,724 --> 00:08:27,571 You're such a good father. 147 00:08:27,572 --> 00:08:30,185 It's a shame that Judith didn't appreciate you. 148 00:08:30,186 --> 00:08:32,799 She just needed a little time to sort things out. 149 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,375 But, yeah. It's a shame. 150 00:08:36,465 --> 00:08:37,899 Look at you. 151 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:42,043 A successful chiropractor, intelligent, dedicated. 152 00:08:42,044 --> 00:08:44,432 You're embarrassing me. 153 00:08:44,594 --> 00:08:46,346 I'm sorry. 154 00:08:46,347 --> 00:08:49,451 Let's get back to your little logo. 155 00:08:52,849 --> 00:08:55,392 -What's wrong? -Nothing. 156 00:08:55,463 --> 00:08:58,809 It's my neck. I must have slept wrong. 157 00:08:58,810 --> 00:09:01,965 Make an appointment with my office, we'll see if we can fix that. 158 00:09:01,966 --> 00:09:04,354 No, I'd feel funny. 159 00:09:05,121 --> 00:09:07,256 We know each other. 160 00:09:07,257 --> 00:09:09,711 Don't be silly. It's what I do. 161 00:09:09,712 --> 00:09:12,100 Turn around. Go ahead. 162 00:09:14,748 --> 00:09:17,902 -Are you getting enough calcium? -I guess. 163 00:09:17,903 --> 00:09:21,667 It's really important for a woman your age. 164 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,926 Osteoporosis is a real problem. 165 00:09:25,362 --> 00:09:27,369 Curvature of the spine. 166 00:09:27,370 --> 00:09:31,536 Last thing you want is to wind up with a hump. 167 00:09:33,299 --> 00:09:36,404 I hope you didn't start without me. 168 00:09:43,181 --> 00:09:46,080 -What are you talking about? -Bill, you did this on purpose. 169 00:09:46,081 --> 00:09:48,312 You showed up late so you could snoop on me. 170 00:09:48,313 --> 00:09:53,380 -You got to meet my girlfriend. -What meet? She was our babysitter. 171 00:09:53,381 --> 00:09:55,101 Will you get out of here, Bill? 172 00:09:55,102 --> 00:09:59,802 Kate, I'm trying. Ernie, would you put your shoes on? 173 00:10:10,976 --> 00:10:13,365 -Bill. -Charlie. 174 00:10:20,156 --> 00:10:22,544 That your Jag? 175 00:10:22,865 --> 00:10:25,253 -Yeah. -It's nice. 176 00:10:28,731 --> 00:10:31,434 I got the Navigator over there. 177 00:10:33,224 --> 00:10:35,328 That's nice, too. 178 00:10:35,329 --> 00:10:37,717 Let's go, Dad. 179 00:10:41,003 --> 00:10:44,919 All right, then. You try and make her happy. 180 00:10:48,972 --> 00:10:52,062 Truthfully, I think that my ex was intimidated 181 00:10:52,063 --> 00:10:54,451 by my sexual... 182 00:10:54,709 --> 00:10:58,521 I don't even know, how to say it. Appetite. 183 00:11:02,422 --> 00:11:06,852 So we're agreed we'll set aside six inches for the editorial column? 184 00:11:06,853 --> 00:11:09,251 I'm sorry. Yes, six inches. 185 00:11:09,595 --> 00:11:12,112 I don't know how I got so off-topic. 186 00:11:12,113 --> 00:11:15,371 I know exactly how you got off-topic. 187 00:11:15,492 --> 00:11:19,156 I think the next piece of business is to decide on the paper color. 188 00:11:19,157 --> 00:11:21,069 I brought some samples. We've got 189 00:11:21,070 --> 00:11:24,026 goldenrod, salmon, mustard... 190 00:11:24,098 --> 00:11:26,487 You had me at goldenrod. 191 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,611 Everybody has you at goldenrod. 192 00:11:33,979 --> 00:11:36,847 My brother, Alan, warned me not to go out with you tonight. 193 00:11:36,848 --> 00:11:38,122 That's funny. 194 00:11:38,123 --> 00:11:41,150 Everybody warned me not to go out with you. 195 00:11:41,151 --> 00:11:43,855 It worked for Romeo and Juliet, 196 00:11:44,147 --> 00:11:47,357 up until the poison and the stabbing. 197 00:11:47,717 --> 00:11:49,757 Charlie, I have a confession. 198 00:11:49,758 --> 00:11:53,613 I haven't been out with a man other than my husband in 12 years. 199 00:11:53,614 --> 00:11:54,953 That's not a problem. 200 00:11:54,954 --> 00:11:57,598 A couple of things have changed, I can bring you up to date. 201 00:11:57,599 --> 00:11:59,000 Please do. 202 00:11:59,001 --> 00:12:03,176 All right, well, nowadays, women pay for dinner. 203 00:12:05,695 --> 00:12:08,370 And of course, sex is a given. 204 00:12:09,138 --> 00:12:12,324 I'll tell you one thing, I am not paying for dinner. 205 00:12:12,325 --> 00:12:14,713 Rats. 206 00:12:17,011 --> 00:12:19,592 Look at the time. Maybe we should get going. 207 00:12:19,593 --> 00:12:22,142 Give Gloria a chance for a little quiet time before 208 00:12:22,143 --> 00:12:24,770 her many, many kids come home. 209 00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:27,370 I don't need any quiet time. 210 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:28,517 Don't be silly. 211 00:12:28,518 --> 00:12:30,430 Alan, would you mind driving me home? 212 00:12:30,431 --> 00:12:31,992 I'm feeling a little tipsy. 213 00:12:31,993 --> 00:12:35,211 A little tipsy? How about a little obvious? 214 00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:37,889 -I'm sorry? -Could I talk to you for a minute? 215 00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:41,453 -lt is getting a little late. -Sit down. 216 00:12:42,671 --> 00:12:45,059 We'll be right back. 217 00:12:45,061 --> 00:12:48,472 I think she's going through the change. 218 00:12:49,173 --> 00:12:51,085 -What do you think you're doing? -What? 219 00:12:51,086 --> 00:12:52,902 He's in play. I'm playing. 220 00:12:52,903 --> 00:12:55,133 I'm the one who told you he's in play. 221 00:12:55,134 --> 00:12:58,384 Please. I told you two years ago that marriage was toast. 222 00:12:58,385 --> 00:12:59,850 So what? 223 00:12:59,851 --> 00:13:02,242 He's in my house on tae kwon do Wednesday, 224 00:13:02,243 --> 00:13:04,472 and I don't have time to mess around with you. 225 00:13:04,473 --> 00:13:06,513 Why don't we just let him decide? 226 00:13:06,514 --> 00:13:08,011 Let him decide? 227 00:13:08,012 --> 00:13:12,234 He still thinks we're doing a soccer newsletter. 228 00:13:12,411 --> 00:13:16,500 -You don't even like him, do you? -He's okay. 229 00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:19,663 He's here and it's Wednesday. 230 00:13:20,475 --> 00:13:22,228 I happen to think he's hot. 231 00:13:22,229 --> 00:13:24,586 You wouldn't know what to do with a hot guy. 232 00:13:24,587 --> 00:13:26,975 Yeah? Well, watch me. 233 00:13:31,695 --> 00:13:34,083 Great. You broke him. 234 00:13:36,317 --> 00:13:39,503 The biggest surprise was how much I loved having him around. 235 00:13:39,504 --> 00:13:41,289 I mean, Jake's amazing. 236 00:13:41,290 --> 00:13:47,633 Do you know I have, on occasion, actually put his needs ahead of my own? 237 00:13:47,633 --> 00:13:50,213 Like going to a soccer game at 8:00 am on a Saturday? 238 00:13:50,214 --> 00:13:51,298 Yes. 239 00:13:51,299 --> 00:13:55,059 At 8:00 am, I can barely get out of bed to go to the bathroom. 240 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:57,545 What you're saying is having a child in your life 241 00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,585 totally changes the way you look at things. 242 00:13:59,586 --> 00:14:01,974 Exactly. 243 00:14:02,646 --> 00:14:06,024 Of course, you probably know that already. 244 00:14:06,025 --> 00:14:08,547 But I like that you know it. 245 00:14:08,893 --> 00:14:12,227 -I had a really great time. -Me, too. 246 00:14:12,336 --> 00:14:14,789 -Can we do this again? -I would love that. 247 00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:17,179 Great. 248 00:14:28,338 --> 00:14:31,853 What happened? Did I do something wrong? 249 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:35,475 Please don't tell Alan's wife. 250 00:14:36,402 --> 00:14:39,306 No, you didn't do anything wrong. 251 00:14:39,653 --> 00:14:42,041 I really like you. 252 00:14:44,563 --> 00:14:46,951 Okay. This is new for me. 253 00:14:48,579 --> 00:14:50,967 It's just... 254 00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:53,008 Charlie, I have a 10-year-old son. 255 00:14:53,009 --> 00:14:55,336 I have two mortgages, private school bills, 256 00:14:55,336 --> 00:14:57,981 a full-time job, custody battles, alimony battles, 257 00:14:57,982 --> 00:15:02,309 child support battles, car pools and drum lessons. 258 00:15:03,846 --> 00:15:06,556 How can we possibly do this again? 259 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:09,785 You bought a 10-year-old a drum set? 260 00:15:11,338 --> 00:15:15,289 Don't change the subject. You know what I'm saying. 261 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:18,977 Do you really want to be involved in this? 262 00:15:21,028 --> 00:15:24,438 I hadn't really thought that far ahead. 263 00:15:24,597 --> 00:15:26,986 Exactly. 264 00:15:27,785 --> 00:15:31,244 All right. I guess I'll see you around. 265 00:15:32,789 --> 00:15:34,605 Where are you going? 266 00:15:34,606 --> 00:15:36,995 -Home. -Why? 267 00:15:36,997 --> 00:15:40,598 I said we couldn't do it again. That doesn't mean we can't 268 00:15:40,599 --> 00:15:42,987 do it tonight. 269 00:15:47,357 --> 00:15:50,256 Boy, you really don't have a clue, do you, Charlie? 270 00:15:50,257 --> 00:15:52,392 No. 271 00:15:52,393 --> 00:15:55,421 But it seems to be working for me. 272 00:16:06,450 --> 00:16:08,839 Morning. 273 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:16,489 Regular or decaf? 274 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,549 -Regular. -Thank God. 275 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:33,127 Aren't you even curious? 276 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,934 -You went to Gloria's last night. -Yeah. 277 00:16:35,935 --> 00:16:38,323 I can fill in the blanks. 278 00:16:45,210 --> 00:16:47,598 We're getting killed. 279 00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:50,118 We're here for fun, right? Nobody wins or loses. 280 00:16:50,119 --> 00:16:52,775 Come on. Somebody always loses. 281 00:16:54,422 --> 00:16:55,920 Who are we kidding? 282 00:16:55,921 --> 00:16:59,235 It's 8-1 out there, and everybody here knows it. 283 00:16:59,236 --> 00:17:01,785 And you know, I'll tell you another thing. 284 00:17:01,786 --> 00:17:04,367 We haven't won a game all season. 285 00:17:04,368 --> 00:17:06,852 And I'll put that in the newsletter. 286 00:17:06,853 --> 00:17:09,242 And as God as my witness, 287 00:17:09,914 --> 00:17:12,303 there will be a newsletter! 288 00:17:13,739 --> 00:17:17,962 Dad, you're kind of freaking everybody out here. 289 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:21,227 Forget it, Jake. It's Sherman Oaks.