1
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-Hi.
-Hi, Uncle Charlie.

2
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How was your game?

3
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The musician's softball league is a joke.

4
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Guys trying to catch stuff that isn't there.

5
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People throwing up on
an easy double play ball.

6
00:00:23,230 --> 00:00:24,668
So why do you go?

7
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There is an open bar,
and they let me pitch.

8
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I've got to get dressed.

9
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I was going to throw this toast out,
but it's yours if you want it.

10
00:00:33,625 --> 00:00:36,540
When did I become the family dog?

11
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-Jake, what's this, a phone message?
-Yeah. Some lady called for you.

12
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Who? I can't read your writing.

13
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"You're a big selfish jerk."

14
00:00:59,248 --> 00:01:02,988
Okay, I know who this is. Amy.

15
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-Probably Amy.
-Yup, Amy.

16
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-She wants you to call her back.
-Yeah, that'll happen.

17
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-Why not?
-Because I never said I'd call her back.

18
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Remember this, Jake,

19
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never make promises to women
that you don't intend to keep.

20
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-And you know how you do that?
-Always keep my promises?

21
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That might work.

22
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A better way is never make promises.

23
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-What happens if Amy calls again?
-Okay, I'm glad you asked that.

24
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When the phone rings
at Uncle Charlie's house,

25
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we don't just willy-nilly pick up
the receiver and answer it. No.

26
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What we do is we check the caller l.D.,

27
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and only pick up if we want
to talk to that person.

28
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-Like Mom?
-That depends.

29
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Your mom, yes. My mom, no.

30
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How come you don't want
to talk to your mom?

31
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I'll tell you all about that
when you are old enough to drink.

32
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What if I want to talk to your mom?

33
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Okay, that kind of attitude is going
to break down the whole system.

34
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-Dad, no! Don't pick up the phone!
-Why not?

35
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It might be your mom. Or a woman.

36
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It's Amy again. She just won't give up.

37
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Charlie.

38
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Look, I appreciate your need for privacy,
but I think you're sending a bad message

39
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to my son about how to deal with women.

40
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How so?

41
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He thinks it's okay
to avoid somebody because

42
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the conversation might be uncomfortable.

43
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Charlie!

44
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Okay, that's not funny.

45
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Look, if I am teaching
the kid anything, it's honesty.

46
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Really? Walk me through
the lesson, Charlie. Educate me.

47
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Okay. I tell women upfront I'm not looking
for a long-term relationship.

48
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If they don't believe me, or
they're determined to change my mind,

49
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I have a right to avoid that conversation.

50
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And the phone company obviously
agrees with me,

51
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otherwise they wouldn't have invented
caller l.D.

52
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Uncle Charlie,

53
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what if somebody you don't want to talk
to comes over instead of calls?

54
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-Just tell them I'm not here.
-He's not here, Grandma!

55
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Mom, you just surprised me.

56
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-You should have called first.
-Charlie, I call constantly.

57
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You screen like an Olympic drug tester.

58
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I'm happy to see you, Mom.

59
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I don't believe you, sweetheart.
But at least you care enough to lie.

60
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I care enough to lie.
You just caught me off guard.

61
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So, what are you doing here?

62
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I'm showing a house up the beach, and I
thought, while I am in the neighborhood,

63
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I would drop off a gift for my grandson.

64
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You are writing him a check?

65
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-What kind of gift is that?
-You told me he likes transformer toys.

66
00:04:03,783 --> 00:04:07,666
This check transforms into
any toy he wants.

67
00:04:09,924 --> 00:04:11,299
Thanks, Grandma!

68
00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:14,157
Is that all? Don't I get a hug?

69
00:04:15,011 --> 00:04:17,724
Your grandma loves you so much.

70
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Grandma's got to go to work.

71
00:04:20,736 --> 00:04:24,248
Nobody just gives her checks. Walk me.

72
00:04:26,814 --> 00:04:30,652
In case you are at all interested, I have
been seeing a man. And

73
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he just may be the one.

74
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-Five time's the charm.
-Four.

75
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-But, what about the guy...
-That was annulled.

76
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Boy! Are we going to have a new daddy?

77
00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,797
Bite me, Charlie.

78
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I would like to have a dinner
at the house so you boys can meet him.

79
00:04:48,438 --> 00:04:50,612
What night is good for you?

80
00:04:50,613 --> 00:04:54,821
-What night do you want us?
-I asked you first.

81
00:04:56,722 --> 00:05:01,391
Jake's here weekends, it's Thursday.
Check my calendar.

82
00:05:01,392 --> 00:05:03,789
Don't really want to.

83
00:05:07,597 --> 00:05:09,994
Tomorrow night, 7:00.

84
00:05:10,157 --> 00:05:13,899
It's very important to me,
and I hope you can make it.

85
00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:19,863
But I will certainly understand
if you are too busy for your mother.

86
00:05:21,513 --> 00:05:23,143
You know what she is trying to do.

87
00:05:23,144 --> 00:05:25,414
-Of course I know.
-But maybe one of us should go.

88
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-Sure. You go, I look bad.
-What do you care?

89
00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:28,772
-I don't care.
-Then don't go.

90
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-I'm not going.
-I'm not going, either.

91
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-I'm not staying.
-We'll eat, we'll go.

92
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-No coffee, no dessert.
-We can't be rude.

93
00:05:35,715 --> 00:05:38,497
Watch me. I refuse to let that woman...

94
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-Hi, Mom.
-Better late than never.

95
00:05:42,144 --> 00:05:46,653
-We're right on time.
-I was referring to the big picture.

96
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Hi, Grandma.

97
00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:51,547
And look, you brought Jake
to meet my new beau.

98
00:05:51,548 --> 00:05:55,450
Come here, sweetheart. Now, tonight you
and I are going to play a game.

99
00:05:55,451 --> 00:05:57,982
And the name of the game is,

100
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"Don't call me Grandma."

101
00:06:01,369 --> 00:06:02,551
What kind of game is that?

102
00:06:02,552 --> 00:06:07,573
It's a fun game, honey. It only
has one rule. You have to call me Evelyn.

103
00:06:07,574 --> 00:06:09,971
-Okay.
-Try it.

104
00:06:10,709 --> 00:06:14,237
-Evelyn.
-See? We're having fun already.

105
00:06:14,868 --> 00:06:20,323
Look, you didn't bring wine. Good.
Too many people bring wine.

106
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Tommy, darling, I would like you
to meet my sons.

107
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This is Charlie.

108
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-Charlie.
-Hi, Tommy. How are you?

109
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-Alan.
-Hello.

110
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-And this is Jake.
-Yes, I am, Evelyn.

111
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Let's not beat it to death, okay?

112
00:06:38,218 --> 00:06:40,361
Good to meet you, Jake.

113
00:06:40,362 --> 00:06:44,807
There you are. Boys, this
is Tommy's daughter, Olivia.

114
00:06:44,808 --> 00:06:48,010
-Hello, Charlie.
-Hi there, stranger.

115
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Do you two know each other?

116
00:06:50,629 --> 00:06:53,467
-I thought I knew him.
-Oh, no.

117
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Okay. Who would like a drink?
I would like a drink.

118
00:06:57,762 --> 00:07:04,818
Charlie, come help me make the drinks.
Alan, talk to Olivia. Alan was a cesarean.

119
00:07:06,528 --> 00:07:12,184
It wasn't medically necessary.
She just had a function to go to.

120
00:07:13,757 --> 00:07:19,193
Is there anyone in the 310 area code
that you have not mounted?

121
00:07:19,194 --> 00:07:23,159
Come on, we went out a couple of times.
She assumed it was an exclusive thing,

122
00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:28,280
and when she found out it wasn't,
she got a little upset.

123
00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:33,715
Anyway, Tommy seems like a real nice
guy. I am very happy for you.

124
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-Goodnight.
-Charles. You are not going anywhere.

125
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This man is very important to me.
We are going to have a nice dinner.

126
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You're going to be charming,
and Tommy will remain oblivious

127
00:07:45,616 --> 00:07:49,102
to the fact that you defiled his daughter.

128
00:07:49,103 --> 00:07:52,650
She wasn't exactly filed when I met her.

129
00:07:52,909 --> 00:07:55,851
You don't know how lucky you
are to have a mother like Evelyn.

130
00:07:55,852 --> 00:08:00,489
She is the warmest, most affectionate,
giving woman I have ever known.

131
00:08:00,490 --> 00:08:02,886
That's my mom.

132
00:08:03,177 --> 00:08:06,086
Call her Evelyn. That's the game.

133
00:08:06,087 --> 00:08:09,203
You play your game, I'll play mine.

134
00:08:09,734 --> 00:08:14,140
-Here we are.
-There's my little karaoke cupcake.

135
00:08:14,245 --> 00:08:17,443
Tommy, you are not telling that story.

136
00:08:17,444 --> 00:08:19,777
We took one of
those little cruises to Alaska.

137
00:08:19,778 --> 00:08:22,689
Glaciers and whales, I didn't quite
see the point of it all.

138
00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:25,663
But during the evening there
was this karaoke competition.

139
00:08:25,664 --> 00:08:28,286
And as you know,
I'm no stranger to the stage.

140
00:08:28,287 --> 00:08:30,366
Yes Mom, I know.

141
00:08:30,367 --> 00:08:32,252
Excuse me.

142
00:08:32,253 --> 00:08:35,355
Anyway, you know how l
have always sung

143
00:08:35,356 --> 00:08:38,811
These Boots Are Made for Walking,
with my little dance routine.

144
00:08:38,811 --> 00:08:42,359
Yes, Mom. I have it on my wedding video.

145
00:08:42,617 --> 00:08:45,560
-So, how've you been?
-You know...

146
00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:46,967
No, I don't know, Charlie.

147
00:08:46,968 --> 00:08:50,870
When people don't return your calls, it's
kind of hard to know how they have been.

148
00:08:50,871 --> 00:08:52,949
Look, I know this
is an awkward coincidence.

149
00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:54,228
It's no coincidence.

150
00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:59,186
When my father told me who he
was dating, I made a point of being here.

151
00:08:59,187 --> 00:09:01,361
You can't argue the awkward part, right?

152
00:09:01,362 --> 00:09:05,520
So, I am zipping up my boots,
and I am about to go onstage

153
00:09:05,521 --> 00:09:11,725
when this hausfrau from Tone-Deaf, Texas,
gets up and starts singing my song.

154
00:09:11,726 --> 00:09:14,220
I think you can imagine
how unhappy I was.

155
00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,203
Don't tell me to calm down.
You lied to me.

156
00:09:16,204 --> 00:09:19,434
I did not lie to you. And you could
have told me this on the phone.

157
00:09:19,435 --> 00:09:21,865
-You never answer your phone.
-Of course not.

158
00:09:21,866 --> 00:09:24,963
Who wants to have this conversation?

159
00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:30,367
So, I sidled up to the woman and

160
00:09:31,622 --> 00:09:35,428
really very smoothly turned
it in to a duet,

161
00:09:35,429 --> 00:09:38,499
when suddenly she starts pushing me.

162
00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:41,378
-You said I was very special to you.
-You were.

163
00:09:41,379 --> 00:09:47,495
-Yeah, me and three other women.
-I said you were special, not unique.

164
00:09:48,256 --> 00:09:50,653
Drop dead, you bastard.

165
00:09:52,222 --> 00:09:54,619
Excuse me!

166
00:10:02,778 --> 00:10:05,175
In my defense...

167
00:10:06,681 --> 00:10:09,077
Screw it!

168
00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:14,213
Finish the story, Evelyn.
Did you push her back?

169
00:10:20,276 --> 00:10:22,672
Stupid musician's league.

170
00:10:23,858 --> 00:10:29,519
I don't know why I bother. Get this.
Tie score, we are down to our last out.

171
00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,918
Our best hitter, Billy Kresky's up.

172
00:10:31,919 --> 00:10:35,341
The bases are loaded, and so is Kresky.

173
00:10:35,853 --> 00:10:39,307
His whole family is standing behind
the backstop, crying and pleading,

174
00:10:39,308 --> 00:10:42,807
"Go back to rehab, Daddy, we love you! "

175
00:10:43,754 --> 00:10:46,151
Needless to say, he choked.

176
00:10:47,112 --> 00:10:49,703
Charlie, I think we have got
a bigger problem.

177
00:10:49,704 --> 00:10:54,149
-Our mother is missing.
-Don't try to cheer me up.

178
00:10:54,150 --> 00:10:57,700
I am serious. I called her home, her car,
her cell, nothing.

179
00:10:57,701 --> 00:11:00,546
Did you check with the captain
of the flying monkeys?

180
00:11:00,547 --> 00:11:01,634
Charlie!

181
00:11:01,635 --> 00:11:05,344
She's probably just sulking because l
screwed up her dinner party last week.

182
00:11:05,345 --> 00:11:09,599
That's what I thought, too. Except I called
her office and they haven't heard from her.

183
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:10,783
-Okay. That's weird.
-Yeah.

184
00:11:10,784 --> 00:11:13,949
I think somebody needs to go over there
and make sure she's okay.

185
00:11:13,950 --> 00:11:18,140
Good idea. You do that
and I'll stay here in case she calls.

186
00:11:18,141 --> 00:11:20,635
Why don't you go
and I will stay here in case she calls?

187
00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:22,746
No, I got to be honest,
I like my idea better.

188
00:11:22,747 --> 00:11:25,145
-I'm not going there alone.
-I'm not going at all.

189
00:11:25,146 --> 00:11:28,535
What do you want to bet she ran off
to Vegas to marry this Tommy guy?

190
00:11:28,536 --> 00:11:30,134
If that's all this is, great.

191
00:11:30,135 --> 00:11:33,429
The only down side would be
that you slept with our stepsister.

192
00:11:33,430 --> 00:11:35,540
Hadn't thought of that. Kinda sexy.

193
00:11:35,541 --> 00:11:37,938
-Kinda sick.
-I'm saying.

194
00:11:39,284 --> 00:11:41,010
Look, there is no one here. Let's go.

195
00:11:41,011 --> 00:11:43,408
No. I want to take a look.

196
00:11:43,890 --> 00:11:47,131
-You have a key?
-I'm the good son.

197
00:11:51,247 --> 00:11:53,644
Mom?

198
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:57,991
Okay, she's not here. Let's go.

199
00:12:01,355 --> 00:12:03,809
Okay, she's here. Let's go.

200
00:12:04,810 --> 00:12:05,896
Charlie.

201
00:12:05,897 --> 00:12:09,160
Mom, are you all right? Why
haven't you been answering the phone?

202
00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:13,829
I didn't want to burden anyone with
my grief over the late Tommy Pearson.

203
00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:16,227
Tommy died?

204
00:12:18,117 --> 00:12:20,513
He is dead to me.

205
00:12:21,988 --> 00:12:25,282
-Okay, what happened?
-He dumped me.

206
00:12:26,466 --> 00:12:27,744
Mom, I am sorry.

207
00:12:27,745 --> 00:12:31,583
The thing between me and his daughter
happened years before you met the guy.

208
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,398
This has nothing to do with you, Charlie.

209
00:12:34,399 --> 00:12:36,795
God, you're a narcissist.

210
00:12:38,237 --> 00:12:43,308
No, Tommy left me for some fresh-faced
45-year-old bimbo.

211
00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:47,225
I am sorry, Mom.
I know he meant a lot to you.

212
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:48,856
Yeah. I'm sorry, too.

213
00:12:48,857 --> 00:12:51,877
Thank you, Alan. Nice try, Charlie.

214
00:12:53,399 --> 00:12:58,292
Now if you will both please leave,
I'd like to be alone.

215
00:12:58,293 --> 00:13:00,690
We understand.

216
00:13:01,108 --> 00:13:04,466
Charlie, wait! We can't just leave her here.

217
00:13:04,467 --> 00:13:07,697
Fine. Where do you want to leave her?

218
00:13:07,698 --> 00:13:11,567
Mom, why don't you come back and stay
at Charlie's house for a few days?

219
00:13:11,568 --> 00:13:13,455
-How is that?
-Time out.

220
00:13:13,455 --> 00:13:18,188
Don't worry, Charlie. I have no desire
to impose on your life.

221
00:13:18,189 --> 00:13:21,564
Appreciate it. All right then, chin up.

222
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:26,121
-You sure, Mom?
-Yes. Thank you, Alan.

223
00:13:26,122 --> 00:13:28,519
Okay.

224
00:13:30,504 --> 00:13:32,901
God!

225
00:13:35,687 --> 00:13:38,084
So close.

226
00:13:43,939 --> 00:13:45,762
How long is she going to sit out there?

227
00:13:45,762 --> 00:13:48,609
I don't know.
I've never seen her this depressed.

228
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:53,630
Somebody's got to go out there
and show her a little love and support.

229
00:13:53,631 --> 00:13:56,729
-Jake!
-Yeah.

230
00:13:59,293 --> 00:14:01,948
Why don't you go out
and talk to Grandma?

231
00:14:01,949 --> 00:14:05,146
-Why?
-Because she's a little lonely.

232
00:14:05,147 --> 00:14:09,835
-She's your mom.
-Don't sass me. Go talk to Grandma.

233
00:14:15,511 --> 00:14:19,317
-Hi, Evelyn.
-Please, sweetheart, call me Grandma.

234
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:24,216
-But what about the game?
-Games are for children, Jake.

235
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:33,103
Uncle Charlie got me a metal detector and
sometimes I find cool stuff on the beach.

236
00:14:33,104 --> 00:14:36,398
That's nice. But you know, that cool stuff

237
00:14:36,399 --> 00:14:40,908
is stuff that other people lost
and will never get back.

238
00:14:40,909 --> 00:14:45,930
Trinkets and treasures buried
beneath the lonely sands of time.

239
00:14:45,931 --> 00:14:50,817
-Yeah, but finders, keepers, right?
-And losers, weepers.

240
00:14:56,263 --> 00:15:01,603
-He's getting killed out there.
-It's all right, he's not crying yet.

241
00:15:01,604 --> 00:15:04,386
Somebody needs to go out there
and back him up.

242
00:15:04,387 --> 00:15:06,784
$10 says it's not me.

243
00:15:12,385 --> 00:15:14,791
What's going on with you...

244
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:22,322
The kid's got a bladder the size of a pea.

245
00:15:22,461 --> 00:15:25,577
You were a bed wetter, if I recall.

246
00:15:37,335 --> 00:15:41,588
You know what Jake would
really get a kick out of?

247
00:15:41,589 --> 00:15:45,587
If you could sing
while Charlie played the piano.

248
00:15:45,588 --> 00:15:47,346
No, Alan. I couldn't.

249
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:53,492
-Besides, Charlie always hated that.
-Are you kidding? It was his idea.

250
00:16:10,666 --> 00:16:13,383
Pick it up, Charlie.
We are walking, not crawling.

251
00:16:13,384 --> 00:16:16,634
"Are you ready, boots? Start walking."

252
00:16:23,877 --> 00:16:26,312
-Okay, now.
-One more time.

253
00:16:52,825 --> 00:16:55,063
Mom, you okay?

254
00:16:55,064 --> 00:16:57,494
Yeah, go back to bed, Charlie.

255
00:16:57,495 --> 00:16:59,062
No, I'm up.

256
00:16:59,063 --> 00:17:02,303
It's hard to sleep after a big show.

257
00:17:03,637 --> 00:17:05,715
Thank you for that.

258
00:17:05,716 --> 00:17:08,242
Brought back some nice memories.

259
00:17:08,243 --> 00:17:09,938
You still got some chops, Mom.

260
00:17:09,939 --> 00:17:12,753
You were rushing
the tempo towards the end there.

261
00:17:12,754 --> 00:17:19,503
Sorry, I always get a little carried away
when you do the James Brown medley.

262
00:17:20,046 --> 00:17:22,443
Charlie.

263
00:17:22,989 --> 00:17:26,283
Your mother's a real sad case, isn't she?

264
00:17:26,284 --> 00:17:29,831
You'll get over him. There's other guys.

265
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:34,319
He never even called.
Never even said goodbye.

266
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:37,919
Maybe he was scared.

267
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:42,563
Of what?

268
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,380
I knew there were no promises, no strings.

269
00:17:45,381 --> 00:17:49,743
That doesn't mean there
can't be common courtesy.

270
00:17:53,474 --> 00:17:56,953
To think I mean that little to him?

271
00:18:02,814 --> 00:18:05,211
It will be okay, Mom.

272
00:18:06,268 --> 00:18:08,665
You still got me and Alan.

273
00:18:08,795 --> 00:18:14,001
Charlie, please. I know how difficult things
are between us.

274
00:18:14,905 --> 00:18:17,301
Maybe it's my fault.

275
00:18:17,432 --> 00:18:19,828
It's not all your fault.

276
00:18:20,535 --> 00:18:24,145
I probably haven't been the best son.

277
00:18:28,628 --> 00:18:32,223
I just want you
to know that in my way,

278
00:18:32,242 --> 00:18:34,850
I want you to be happy and...

279
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,236
I love you.

280
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,954
I guess I'll go pack.

281
00:18:47,116 --> 00:18:49,513
-Why?
-I'm going home.

282
00:18:50,155 --> 00:18:55,964
-ln the middle of the night?
-Charlie, you just said you loved me.

283
00:18:58,728 --> 00:19:01,997
You could only screw it up from here.

284
00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:29,817
Donkey Kong!

285
00:19:30,396 --> 00:19:32,569
-Danke Schoen.
-Danke Schoen.

286
00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:36,398
Danke Schoen. B flat. One, two, three.