1 00:00:05,310 --> 00:00:06,619 -Charlie. -Come on. 2 00:00:06,620 --> 00:00:08,280 That tickles! 3 00:00:08,281 --> 00:00:10,835 -Uncle Charlie? -Not now, Jake. 4 00:00:10,836 --> 00:00:13,454 I just heard the Fudge Nuggets song you wrote on TV. 5 00:00:13,455 --> 00:00:15,849 Great. 6 00:00:17,353 --> 00:00:19,746 Great. 7 00:00:21,058 --> 00:00:24,524 -Jake, I'm not alone in here. -No way. 8 00:00:24,572 --> 00:00:25,913 Way. 9 00:00:25,914 --> 00:00:28,021 -Who's in there? -A friend of mine. 10 00:00:28,022 --> 00:00:30,415 -ls it a girl? -Hold on. 11 00:00:31,984 --> 00:00:34,377 Oh, yeah. 12 00:00:34,539 --> 00:00:36,932 Is it Janet? 13 00:00:38,276 --> 00:00:40,670 No. 14 00:00:40,768 --> 00:00:44,742 It's my friend Wendy. Say hi to Jake, Wendy. 15 00:00:46,103 --> 00:00:48,812 Hi, Jake. You sing really well. 16 00:00:48,818 --> 00:00:51,882 I have to go. This is embarrassing. 17 00:00:53,578 --> 00:00:56,675 -I like that you didn't lie to him. -I try to be honest. 18 00:00:56,676 --> 00:00:59,989 It's a good quality. So, who's Janet? 19 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:12,297 You want a cup of coffee before you go? 20 00:01:12,298 --> 00:01:15,875 No, you've got work to do. I should probably get going. 21 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:18,270 Charlie, there's French toast left. 22 00:01:18,271 --> 00:01:20,346 No, thanks. You met Wendy, right? 23 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:22,008 Sure. French toast, Wendy? 24 00:01:22,008 --> 00:01:24,978 No, thank you. I should really get going. 25 00:01:24,979 --> 00:01:27,406 You know, I can sing all of Uncle Charlie's jingles. 26 00:01:27,407 --> 00:01:31,840 No kidding? You're gonna have to show me sometime. 27 00:01:36,831 --> 00:01:40,631 -That's wonderful. -Wendy's gotta go, Jake. 28 00:01:42,421 --> 00:01:44,305 Jake! Take five, buddy. 29 00:01:44,306 --> 00:01:46,699 Copasetic. That means okay. 30 00:01:47,372 --> 00:01:50,055 When he moved in here, he was saying "swell." 31 00:01:50,056 --> 00:01:52,930 Charlie, I've gotta go to my office for a couple of hours. 32 00:01:52,931 --> 00:01:55,070 -Are you okay to watch Jake? -No problem. 33 00:01:55,071 --> 00:01:57,464 Swell. 34 00:01:58,042 --> 00:02:00,214 Will you take me Rollerblading, Uncle Charlie? 35 00:02:00,215 --> 00:02:03,536 -I can't, buddy. I got work to do. -What am I gonna do all day? 36 00:02:03,537 --> 00:02:06,858 It's really nice outside. Why don't you wash my car? 37 00:02:06,859 --> 00:02:08,679 No, I wanna go Rollerblading. 38 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:11,458 I could take him. I've got my blades right in the car. 39 00:02:11,459 --> 00:02:13,853 -Really? -lf it's okay with your father. 40 00:02:13,854 --> 00:02:16,984 -That sounds swell. -I'll go get my blades. 41 00:02:16,985 --> 00:02:20,977 And if you want, I can go pick up lunch and bring it back and we can have a picnic. 42 00:02:20,978 --> 00:02:23,372 Yeah. Swell. 43 00:02:26,057 --> 00:02:28,451 Nice girl. Is it serious? 44 00:02:28,709 --> 00:02:31,103 It is now, you dumb-ass. 45 00:02:38,771 --> 00:02:40,111 Finish your jingle? 46 00:02:40,112 --> 00:02:42,061 How can I work? 47 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:45,958 First, Wendy took Jake Rollerblading. Then she took him to the movies. 48 00:02:45,959 --> 00:02:50,162 Now she's in the kitchen, making us all dinner. 49 00:02:51,229 --> 00:02:53,623 That bitch. 50 00:02:54,456 --> 00:02:55,893 Don't you get it? 51 00:02:55,894 --> 00:03:00,013 She's using your kid to turn a nice, casual relationship 52 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:02,408 into a relationship. 53 00:03:03,592 --> 00:03:06,019 Okay, now I get where you're coming from. 54 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:08,607 -Thank you. -You're paranoid and you're nuts. 55 00:03:08,608 --> 00:03:11,269 Perfect timing. Dinner's ready. 56 00:03:12,313 --> 00:03:14,706 Did you see that? 57 00:03:14,996 --> 00:03:17,328 She's wearing an apron. 58 00:03:17,329 --> 00:03:19,722 In my house! 59 00:03:19,724 --> 00:03:22,024 Do you know what that means? 60 00:03:22,025 --> 00:03:25,950 I'm gonna stick with paranoid and nuts, Bob. 61 00:03:26,272 --> 00:03:29,435 Are you sure that you don't want me to stay and do the dishes? 62 00:03:29,436 --> 00:03:33,543 Positive. Alan would just re-wash them anyways. 63 00:03:35,504 --> 00:03:40,167 -I guess I should probably get going. -Yeah, I guess. 64 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:44,128 Good, you're still here. Jake wants to say good night. 65 00:03:44,129 --> 00:03:48,409 Wow, he's such a sweetie. Don't you just want to eat him up? 66 00:03:48,410 --> 00:03:50,889 If that would stop him, yes. 67 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:53,744 I gotta tell you, Charlie. I think that girl's a keeper. 68 00:03:53,745 --> 00:03:55,724 -You think so? -Yeah, she's smart, 69 00:03:55,725 --> 00:03:57,897 she's pretty, and I think she really likes you. 70 00:03:57,898 --> 00:03:59,973 Be honest, Alan. You married the first girl 71 00:03:59,974 --> 00:04:03,072 who slipped you the tongue, didn't you? 72 00:04:03,073 --> 00:04:05,467 -No. -Trust me, 73 00:04:05,820 --> 00:04:07,576 this woman has a plan. 74 00:04:07,577 --> 00:04:11,409 And it's diabolical in its Machiavellian scope. 75 00:04:11,410 --> 00:04:15,466 I did not marry the first girl who slipped me the tongue. 76 00:04:15,467 --> 00:04:18,948 I'm telling you, she's got her foot in the door and she will never leave. 77 00:04:18,949 --> 00:04:21,343 Okay, I'm out of here. 78 00:04:21,377 --> 00:04:23,771 Diabolical! 79 00:04:24,412 --> 00:04:29,955 -Okay. So, I'll give you a call? -Yeah. That'd be great. Okay. 80 00:04:38,212 --> 00:04:40,510 It's pretty dark out. 81 00:04:40,511 --> 00:04:42,747 Maybe you should go in the morning. 82 00:04:42,748 --> 00:04:45,141 Yeah, I guess I could. 83 00:04:46,421 --> 00:04:48,815 Are you seeing this? 84 00:04:56,740 --> 00:04:59,133 Howdy, neighbor. 85 00:04:59,678 --> 00:05:01,562 Charlie's busy right now, Rose. 86 00:05:01,563 --> 00:05:06,834 I know. White Toyota hasn't budged an inch two nights in a row. 87 00:05:06,835 --> 00:05:09,228 I chalked her tires. 88 00:05:10,699 --> 00:05:13,414 You do know there's a stairway right over there? 89 00:05:13,415 --> 00:05:15,107 Of course. 90 00:05:15,108 --> 00:05:18,045 Did you know there's a crawl space under the house 91 00:05:18,046 --> 00:05:21,340 that comes right up into your bedroom? 92 00:05:23,094 --> 00:05:26,352 -So, what are you doing? -I'm playing computer Scrabble. 93 00:05:26,353 --> 00:05:29,034 All by yourself? That's so sad. 94 00:05:29,035 --> 00:05:32,516 I used to play with my wife every night, and I guess I miss it. 95 00:05:32,517 --> 00:05:35,935 You and I have a lot in common, don't we? 96 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:38,329 How so? 97 00:05:38,363 --> 00:05:43,090 We're both like two lonely socks that want desperately to keep someone's feet warm. 98 00:05:43,091 --> 00:05:45,358 But we don't match up with any other socks. 99 00:05:45,359 --> 00:05:48,489 So all we can hope for is to be a dust mitten, 100 00:05:48,490 --> 00:05:50,884 or a hand puppet. 101 00:05:55,869 --> 00:05:58,262 That's very insightful. 102 00:05:58,616 --> 00:06:01,010 And disturbing. 103 00:06:02,609 --> 00:06:06,152 You're not thinking you and me, are you? 104 00:06:06,155 --> 00:06:09,444 That's very flattering, but... 105 00:06:37,045 --> 00:06:39,439 Wendy? 106 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:51,451 "Dear Charlie, thanks for a wonderful night. 107 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:54,295 "Sweet. Special. See you soon." 108 00:07:00,972 --> 00:07:03,366 Freedom! 109 00:07:04,103 --> 00:07:06,913 I'm free, I'm so free 110 00:07:15,730 --> 00:07:20,394 All right, you had sex last night. You don't have to turn into Mr. Bojangles. 111 00:07:20,395 --> 00:07:23,683 It's better than that. I had sex and I woke up alone. 112 00:07:23,684 --> 00:07:27,676 If there were pancakes on my night table, it would be the perfect morning. 113 00:07:27,677 --> 00:07:31,414 What happened to Wendy's diabolical, Machiavellian scheme to never leave? 114 00:07:31,415 --> 00:07:34,449 I don't know. I must have foiled it somehow. 115 00:07:34,450 --> 00:07:36,843 Guess what? Grandma's here! 116 00:07:39,306 --> 00:07:42,293 Let's see that little dance again. 117 00:07:42,404 --> 00:07:45,693 When I was pregnant with Charlie, we thought he was gonna be a girl. 118 00:07:45,694 --> 00:07:50,137 The sonogram showed no discernible penis whatsoever. 119 00:07:54,958 --> 00:07:56,459 Now do you believe me? 120 00:07:56,460 --> 00:07:59,461 First she sucks in Jake, then you, now Mom. 121 00:07:59,462 --> 00:08:02,848 She's like one of those pods from outer space. 122 00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:04,636 But, you know, with a cute ass. 123 00:08:04,637 --> 00:08:08,310 She wouldn't even be here now if you hadn't taken her upstairs last night. 124 00:08:08,311 --> 00:08:11,121 That was not my fault. You saw how she kissed me. 125 00:08:11,122 --> 00:08:12,782 I had to take her upstairs. 126 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:17,830 And remember what I said. Hook him on the milk, he'll buy the cow. 127 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,449 Charlie, where have you been hiding this girl? 128 00:08:20,450 --> 00:08:22,685 She's an absolute delight! 129 00:08:22,686 --> 00:08:24,282 Yeah, she's swell. 130 00:08:24,283 --> 00:08:26,359 -Good morning, Charlie. -Good morning. 131 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:27,924 I read somewhere you had left. 132 00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:30,831 I was on my way out the door, and then I ran into your mom, 133 00:08:30,832 --> 00:08:32,812 and then we started talking, and, you know. 134 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:35,206 Yeah, I know. 135 00:08:35,464 --> 00:08:37,156 So what brings you here, Mom? 136 00:08:37,157 --> 00:08:40,393 -Do I need a reason? -I'd like one. 137 00:08:41,214 --> 00:08:44,056 I'm showing a house in Malibu. I thought I'd swing by 138 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:46,164 and take my grandson out for pancakes. 139 00:08:46,165 --> 00:08:49,382 Charlie wants his on his night table. 140 00:08:49,456 --> 00:08:50,956 I'm ready. You coming, Dad? 141 00:08:50,957 --> 00:08:54,215 Are you kidding? I want to hear more about that sonogram. 142 00:08:54,216 --> 00:08:56,930 Good. Are you and Wendy joining us, Charlie? 143 00:08:56,931 --> 00:09:01,115 Gee, Mom, I think Wendy has stuff to do. Right, Wendy? 144 00:09:01,116 --> 00:09:02,903 I can always make time for pancakes. 145 00:09:02,904 --> 00:09:04,915 Wonderful. A family breakfast. 146 00:09:04,916 --> 00:09:06,545 Go put on some pants, Charlie. 147 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,939 -But, Mom, l... -Now. 148 00:09:09,932 --> 00:09:11,944 You have to be firm with him. 149 00:09:11,945 --> 00:09:15,005 By the way, your nose is adorable. 150 00:09:15,107 --> 00:09:17,118 -Thank you. -I'm guessing Dr. Shapiro? 151 00:09:17,119 --> 00:09:19,513 No, it's mine. 152 00:09:20,570 --> 00:09:23,509 Sometimes God does good work, too. 153 00:09:24,883 --> 00:09:28,140 Jake, get your stuff together, we gotta get you back to your mom's. 154 00:09:28,141 --> 00:09:30,025 Already? But we're playing. 155 00:09:30,026 --> 00:09:33,089 Yeah, I gotta get going, too, Jake. 156 00:09:33,508 --> 00:09:36,217 Okay. I pulled your car around. 157 00:09:39,002 --> 00:09:42,323 If you leave now, I think you'll miss all the weekend traffic. 158 00:09:42,324 --> 00:09:44,271 Don't you worry, Charlie, I'm leaving. 159 00:09:44,272 --> 00:09:47,211 I'm not worried. I just moved your car so Alan can get out. 160 00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:49,605 I can get out. 161 00:09:50,182 --> 00:09:52,576 Yes, Alan. Now you can. 162 00:09:53,951 --> 00:09:55,995 Thank you for a great weekend. 163 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:58,231 No, thank you. 164 00:09:58,232 --> 00:10:00,340 -Jake, bye. -Bye. 165 00:10:00,341 --> 00:10:03,175 -Alan, I'll see you soon. -Bye. 166 00:10:03,982 --> 00:10:08,415 I gotta tell you, Charlie, I think she's really... 167 00:10:13,278 --> 00:10:15,671 Okay. What? 168 00:10:16,633 --> 00:10:19,027 I'm just saying, I think she's really great. 169 00:10:19,028 --> 00:10:21,104 Me, too. When's she coming back? 170 00:10:21,105 --> 00:10:24,522 Let's see. Today's Sunday, so... Never. 171 00:10:25,577 --> 00:10:26,725 Why not? 172 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:29,409 Buddy, she wants something different in a relationship 173 00:10:29,410 --> 00:10:30,719 than your uncle Charlie does. 174 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,888 -What does she want? -Uncle Charlie. 175 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:38,176 -What do you want? -Uncle Charlie. 176 00:10:39,026 --> 00:10:41,419 And we both can't have me. 177 00:10:41,549 --> 00:10:43,817 -I don't understand. -It's very simple, buddy. 178 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:46,211 Uncle Charlie is nuts. 179 00:10:47,299 --> 00:10:49,693 Yeah, nuts like a fox. 180 00:10:50,909 --> 00:10:53,879 So then Wendy can't take me Rollerblading anymore? 181 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:55,795 -Nope. -No more movies? 182 00:10:55,796 --> 00:10:57,936 Afraid not. 183 00:10:57,937 --> 00:11:00,330 Boy, you suck. 184 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:05,153 Suck? How do I suck? 185 00:11:05,348 --> 00:11:07,741 Like a fox. 186 00:11:13,653 --> 00:11:16,564 There he is! Let the party begin! 187 00:11:16,656 --> 00:11:19,966 Shaking Jake! Notorious J-A-K-E! 188 00:11:20,617 --> 00:11:23,267 Jake, he won't stop until you say hello. 189 00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:25,662 Jakety-Jake-Jake! 190 00:11:26,239 --> 00:11:27,389 Hello. 191 00:11:27,390 --> 00:11:29,976 How was school this week? We missed you around here. 192 00:11:29,977 --> 00:11:34,289 -lt was just school. -Yeah, I heard that. "Just school." 193 00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:36,683 Right on. 194 00:11:39,337 --> 00:11:42,178 I don't believe it. He's still mad about the Wendy thing. 195 00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:43,680 Charlie, it's only been a week. 196 00:11:43,681 --> 00:11:47,641 I'm still mad that you peed in my Boy Scout canteen in 1978. 197 00:11:47,642 --> 00:11:51,108 Not much of a jamboree for you, was it? 198 00:11:52,818 --> 00:11:55,805 Okay, I'm sorry about the canteen. 199 00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:58,630 Now will you please make your son like me again? 200 00:11:58,631 --> 00:12:03,997 How would I do that, Charlie? And by the way, was that so hard? 201 00:12:03,998 --> 00:12:06,552 Explain to him that Wendy was working an angle, 202 00:12:06,553 --> 00:12:08,469 making friends with him to get to me. 203 00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:10,801 Do you really want me to tell a 10-year-old boy 204 00:12:10,802 --> 00:12:13,580 that somebody he cares about was pretending to like him? 205 00:12:13,581 --> 00:12:14,954 What kind of lesson is that? 206 00:12:14,955 --> 00:12:17,509 He lives in LA. He might as well learn now. 207 00:12:17,510 --> 00:12:21,330 Just give him some time. He'll get over it. 208 00:12:24,986 --> 00:12:27,061 -Can I come in? -It's your house. 209 00:12:27,062 --> 00:12:30,446 -Well, it's your house, too. -Then, no. 210 00:12:30,447 --> 00:12:32,841 Okay. 211 00:12:34,984 --> 00:12:37,665 You know what? It is my house. 212 00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:43,353 Look, I'm sorry about the Wendy thing, but there's nothing I can do about it. 213 00:12:43,354 --> 00:12:46,771 And I want us to be buddies again. I don't want you to hate me anymore. 214 00:12:46,772 --> 00:12:48,975 -I don't hate you. -Good. 215 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,963 I'm just very disappointed in you. 216 00:12:52,489 --> 00:12:56,108 I get enough of that crap from my mother. 217 00:12:56,898 --> 00:13:00,092 So what's it gonna take? Cash? Video games? 218 00:13:00,093 --> 00:13:01,880 I don't want stuff. 219 00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:04,659 I got plenty of stuff when my mom and dad broke up. 220 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,640 Dude, this isn't the same thing. 221 00:13:06,641 --> 00:13:10,091 What's the difference? You liked Wendy, then you didn't like her, 222 00:13:10,092 --> 00:13:12,696 and no one cares what I want. 223 00:13:12,902 --> 00:13:15,516 Jake, buddy. Come here. 224 00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:19,352 Come here. 225 00:13:19,611 --> 00:13:22,004 Sit down. 226 00:13:23,029 --> 00:13:26,637 It's not that I don't care what you want. 227 00:13:26,638 --> 00:13:32,229 It's just that you're a kid. And what you want doesn't matter. 228 00:13:34,497 --> 00:13:36,890 Wow, I do suck. 229 00:13:40,503 --> 00:13:43,313 H-A-T. 230 00:13:43,921 --> 00:13:46,314 Hat. 231 00:13:46,508 --> 00:13:49,620 That's it? All this time for "hat"? 232 00:13:49,958 --> 00:13:52,351 Let me see your tiles. 233 00:13:52,673 --> 00:13:55,036 See. You had "hateful." 234 00:13:55,037 --> 00:13:59,668 See, it would have fit right here, off the "A" in my "quotidian." 235 00:13:59,669 --> 00:14:02,000 Wow, how did you see that? 236 00:14:02,001 --> 00:14:05,035 I have Scrabble eyes. It's a gift. 237 00:14:05,035 --> 00:14:07,429 And sometimes a curse. 238 00:14:08,646 --> 00:14:11,326 Alan, Jake won't play with me. 239 00:14:12,223 --> 00:14:16,439 Well, I can't play with you either, Charlie. I am "occupied." 240 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,889 You played "pie" at your own peril, my friend. 241 00:14:19,890 --> 00:14:22,341 -Hi, Charlie. -Hi, Rose. 242 00:14:22,701 --> 00:14:25,152 Alan, come here. 243 00:14:26,406 --> 00:14:28,800 Your move. 244 00:14:29,697 --> 00:14:32,090 What? 245 00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:37,011 -What are you doing with Rose? -I'm teaching her to play Scrabble. 246 00:14:37,012 --> 00:14:41,196 -Alan, you are so naive! -"Naive," eight points. 247 00:14:41,739 --> 00:14:43,272 What? 248 00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,700 Sorry. I'm in my game head. 249 00:14:45,701 --> 00:14:49,014 Alan, Rose is using you to get to me. 250 00:14:49,566 --> 00:14:51,642 Do you hear the rampant egotism, 251 00:14:51,643 --> 00:14:53,335 "rampant," 11 points, "egotism," 10, 252 00:14:53,336 --> 00:14:55,219 coming out of your mouth? 253 00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:58,159 -I'm just saying... -Not everybody is trying to get to you. 254 00:14:58,159 --> 00:15:00,044 The only thing that's going on here 255 00:15:00,045 --> 00:15:04,276 is two lonely people playing a game of Scrabble. 256 00:15:04,485 --> 00:15:07,678 Please tell me you're not thinking about you and Rose? 257 00:15:07,679 --> 00:15:10,072 Me and Rose? 258 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,169 Let's see. 259 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,563 One Russian blonde. 260 00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:27,226 One Scottish brunette. 261 00:15:29,273 --> 00:15:33,074 And a full-bodied redhead from Napa Valley. 262 00:15:34,289 --> 00:15:36,682 Charlie's angels. 263 00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:43,195 -Sorry. Oh, hi. -Hi. 264 00:15:44,351 --> 00:15:47,992 -What are you doing here? -I'm grocery shopping. 265 00:15:47,993 --> 00:15:50,386 Here? In my supermarket? 266 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,838 So this is just a coincidence? 267 00:15:53,839 --> 00:15:57,927 Well, it's not entirely. I eat food, and I live two blocks away. 268 00:15:57,928 --> 00:16:01,068 Come on, Wendy. We both know that... 269 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,475 -Everything okay? -Yeah, everything's fine. 270 00:16:04,476 --> 00:16:07,645 Dave, this is Charlie. Charlie, Dave. 271 00:16:12,622 --> 00:16:15,255 Dave, we need a Duraflame log. 272 00:16:16,679 --> 00:16:19,072 Okay. 273 00:16:20,545 --> 00:16:24,150 -Who's that? Your brother? -No, he's... 274 00:16:25,304 --> 00:16:28,658 Look, Charlie, I know I probably should've given you a call, 275 00:16:28,659 --> 00:16:31,596 but I thought that after last weekend, it was pretty clear, 276 00:16:31,597 --> 00:16:33,641 it wasn't gonna work out between you and me. 277 00:16:33,642 --> 00:16:34,855 What? 278 00:16:34,856 --> 00:16:37,666 I was happy to entertain your nephew for a while. 279 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:40,221 I mean, he's a great kid, but who's got the energy? 280 00:16:40,222 --> 00:16:42,457 And your mother, she's been calling me all week. 281 00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:47,345 She wants to go to a spinning class with me. What is up with that? 282 00:16:47,346 --> 00:16:49,959 I thought you two hit it off. 283 00:16:50,061 --> 00:16:53,680 I'm from the Midwest. I was being polite. 284 00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:56,792 What did you think was going on? 285 00:16:57,409 --> 00:16:59,707 That. 286 00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:02,998 -So, no hard feelings? -No, of course not. 287 00:17:02,999 --> 00:17:06,263 So you and Dave, how serious is that? 288 00:17:07,311 --> 00:17:09,704 Goodbye, Charlie. 289 00:17:11,944 --> 00:17:16,146 You know, you're breaking a little boy's heart. 290 00:17:17,725 --> 00:17:20,535 You see, my relationships with women, they come and go. 291 00:17:20,536 --> 00:17:22,292 But you and me, we're family. 292 00:17:22,293 --> 00:17:25,040 That's solid. That's forever. You with me? 293 00:17:25,041 --> 00:17:26,285 I think so. 294 00:17:26,286 --> 00:17:29,991 Maybe I shouldn't be laying this on you, because you're 10. 295 00:17:29,992 --> 00:17:31,812 But I'm beginning to realize 296 00:17:31,813 --> 00:17:36,763 I might not be the guy I thought everybody thought I was. 297 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:39,923 Yeah, it's a mind blower, isn't it? 298 00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:44,653 You see, the problem isn't with who I go out with. 299 00:17:44,654 --> 00:17:46,953 The problem is with me. 300 00:17:46,954 --> 00:17:51,266 Your Uncle Charlie has major trust issues with women. 301 00:17:51,267 --> 00:17:55,546 And I think it might have something to do with my relationship with my mom. 302 00:17:55,547 --> 00:17:57,910 I understand. 303 00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,124 Do you? 304 00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:03,070 No, I'm just tired and I don't care anymore. 305 00:18:03,948 --> 00:18:05,450 So, we're cool? 306 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,844 -Yeah. -Good. 307 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,272 -Good night. -Good night. 308 00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:16,310 -Uncle Charlie? -Yeah. 309 00:18:16,311 --> 00:18:20,485 Does this mean you don't have nuts like a fox? 310 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,369 Yeah. 311 00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:25,861 That's what it means. 312 00:18:33,498 --> 00:18:36,102 Don't look at my tiles, Alan. 313 00:18:37,874 --> 00:18:42,537 Scrabble eyes, my sweet patootie. He's a tile peeker. 314 00:18:43,337 --> 00:18:47,160 Rose, listen. I think I owe you an apology. 315 00:18:47,266 --> 00:18:49,884 You mean for seducing me with your roguish charms 316 00:18:49,885 --> 00:18:54,133 and then dumping me like a bag of old doorknobs? 317 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:57,129 That, and more recently... 318 00:18:57,871 --> 00:19:01,800 I told Alan that you were being nice to him just to get close to me. 319 00:19:01,801 --> 00:19:05,378 And I've come to realize that's my own paranoia about women 320 00:19:05,379 --> 00:19:10,201 trying to manipulate me. And I'm sorry that I projected that on you. 321 00:19:10,202 --> 00:19:12,595 Come here, you big silly. 322 00:19:13,492 --> 00:19:15,791 -I forgive you. -Really? 323 00:19:15,792 --> 00:19:18,185 Thank you. 324 00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:24,299 Okay. I gotta go. Your brother is out of control with that egg timer. 325 00:19:25,727 --> 00:19:27,866 You think maybe I could play with you guys? 326 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:31,796 It's fine with me. Go ask Mr. That's-not-a-word. 327 00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:34,190 Thanks. 328 00:19:34,512 --> 00:19:36,905 And again, I'm sorry. 329 00:19:37,195 --> 00:19:39,589 I'll be right there. 330 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:46,488 Phase 1, complete.