1 00:00:05,940 --> 00:00:08,823 Okay, after I get the tickets, you line up for the popcorn, 2 00:00:08,824 --> 00:00:10,649 while I go nail down some good seats. 3 00:00:10,650 --> 00:00:15,167 I want butter in the middle. Don't just let them squirt it on the top. 4 00:00:15,168 --> 00:00:16,642 And a large cherry slurpy. 5 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:19,205 Then you hold the seats while I go to the men's room, 6 00:00:19,205 --> 00:00:20,807 and then I'll do the same for you. 7 00:00:20,808 --> 00:00:23,850 That way we can enjoy our drinks during the movie without fear. 8 00:00:23,851 --> 00:00:26,252 Got you. 9 00:00:27,377 --> 00:00:30,195 -You're not gonna do any of that, are you? -Nope. 10 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:32,470 So you want to go in there with no coordination, 11 00:00:32,471 --> 00:00:37,503 -no strategy, just winging it? -That's what I'm thinking. 12 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:42,462 I have no faith in this at all. 13 00:00:47,563 --> 00:00:52,048 Now for her, I'd stand in line for a butter squirt. 14 00:00:52,048 --> 00:00:54,449 Yeah, she is a hottie. 15 00:00:56,471 --> 00:01:00,302 Hey, that's no hottie. That's your ex-wife. 16 00:01:02,783 --> 00:01:05,025 -Judith? -Alan. 17 00:01:05,026 --> 00:01:07,542 Sorry about the squirt thing. 18 00:01:08,390 --> 00:01:11,400 Wow, look at you. New hair, clothes. 19 00:01:11,401 --> 00:01:13,802 You look... Wow. 20 00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:16,469 -Thank you. -No, thank you. 21 00:01:18,002 --> 00:01:19,540 It's a public service 22 00:01:19,541 --> 00:01:24,090 when a gay chick goes lipstick instead of lumberjack. 23 00:01:24,091 --> 00:01:27,288 So, how was the movie? Where's Jake? 24 00:01:27,294 --> 00:01:31,972 Home with the babysitter. Alan, I'm kind of on a date. 25 00:01:31,973 --> 00:01:34,373 Okay, is that her? 26 00:01:34,632 --> 00:01:37,985 Hi, nice to meet you. I'm the ex. 27 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:41,967 Alan, that's not my date. 28 00:01:42,674 --> 00:01:46,192 -Hey, Alan. -Phil? What a coincidence. 29 00:01:46,295 --> 00:01:49,595 Phil is Jake's soccer coach. Phil, you remember Judith. 30 00:01:49,596 --> 00:01:51,485 Well, yeah... 31 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:53,856 One-Mississippi... 32 00:01:53,857 --> 00:01:55,618 -Alan? -What? 33 00:01:55,619 --> 00:01:58,020 ...two-Mississippi. 34 00:01:59,144 --> 00:02:01,545 Oh, God. 35 00:02:02,028 --> 00:02:04,302 Okay, we're all caught up. 36 00:02:04,303 --> 00:02:07,698 Wait, you're dating Phil? How can you be dating Phil? 37 00:02:07,699 --> 00:02:09,365 Alan, he asked me out. 38 00:02:09,366 --> 00:02:12,761 What about the whole gay thing? Did you even give that a chance? 39 00:02:12,762 --> 00:02:14,010 Phil, we'd better go. 40 00:02:14,011 --> 00:02:16,798 Hey, look, Alan, I hope this doesn't affect our friendship. 41 00:02:16,799 --> 00:02:20,643 -No. Call me, we'll hang out. -Great. Hey, how's Tuesday? 42 00:02:20,644 --> 00:02:23,302 Tuesday's good. Judith, how's Tuesday for you? 43 00:02:23,303 --> 00:02:25,385 Just walk away. 44 00:02:25,386 --> 00:02:29,487 I know you built your sundeck without a permit and I am calling it in. 45 00:02:29,487 --> 00:02:30,704 Alan, chill. 46 00:02:30,705 --> 00:02:35,510 That two-faced, wife-poaching, soccer-coaching, rat-bastard! 47 00:02:35,511 --> 00:02:37,081 Come on, let it go. 48 00:02:37,081 --> 00:02:40,221 -I'll treat you to a cherry slurpy. -I don't want a cherry slurpy. 49 00:02:40,222 --> 00:02:44,716 Are you sure? 'Cause I think Phil's gonna get one. 50 00:02:53,135 --> 00:02:54,575 What does she think she's doing? 51 00:02:54,576 --> 00:02:56,883 She's straight, she's gay, she's straight again. 52 00:02:56,884 --> 00:02:59,702 Place your bets. Where she lands, nobody knows. 53 00:02:59,703 --> 00:03:01,368 Alan, it's no big deal. 54 00:03:01,369 --> 00:03:04,092 Women get to experiment with their sexuality. 55 00:03:04,093 --> 00:03:07,616 It's only guys who have to make a choice and stick to it. 56 00:03:07,617 --> 00:03:11,602 -Where do you get this stuff? -I make it up. 57 00:03:11,911 --> 00:03:14,121 Anyway, it doesn't matter what Judith is. 58 00:03:14,122 --> 00:03:16,717 -lt only matters what she's not. -And what is she not? 59 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:19,839 She is not coming back to you, pal. 60 00:03:20,081 --> 00:03:21,555 Thank you for your sensitivity. 61 00:03:21,556 --> 00:03:24,599 All I'm saying is, is that Judith has moved on with her life, 62 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,521 and maybe it's time for you to do the same. 63 00:03:26,522 --> 00:03:28,444 I know. It's just... I can't. 64 00:03:28,445 --> 00:03:30,654 -Sure you can. I'll help you. -How? 65 00:03:30,655 --> 00:03:34,372 I don't know, by saying things like, "Sure you can. I'll help you." 66 00:03:34,373 --> 00:03:35,781 Great, thanks. 67 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,736 Look, this isn't just about you, you know? 68 00:03:37,736 --> 00:03:41,100 All this wallowing in the past is causing other people to suffer. 69 00:03:41,101 --> 00:03:43,589 -You mean Jake. -I mean me. 70 00:03:44,241 --> 00:03:46,835 You are really starting to piss me off. 71 00:03:46,836 --> 00:03:49,399 Okay, that's enough help for now. 72 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:52,379 I'm saying maybe it's time to stop feeling sorry for yourself. 73 00:03:52,380 --> 00:03:55,583 -You're right, I know you're right. -Forget Judith. 74 00:03:55,584 --> 00:03:59,844 There's a whole world out there that you haven't pissed off yet. 75 00:03:59,845 --> 00:04:02,248 There is no reason I couldn't find happiness with someone else. 76 00:04:02,249 --> 00:04:03,369 There you go. 77 00:04:03,370 --> 00:04:05,708 This could be the beginning of the rest of my life. 78 00:04:05,709 --> 00:04:07,822 A bit of a bumper sticker, but sure, why not? 79 00:04:07,823 --> 00:04:11,957 In fact, for the first time since college, I can go after any woman I want. 80 00:04:11,957 --> 00:04:14,231 Heck, I could take a page from your book 81 00:04:14,232 --> 00:04:20,287 -and date them two, three at a time. -Yeah, right. I mean, yeah, right. 82 00:04:20,288 --> 00:04:23,995 You know what? I'm gonna start right now. 83 00:04:39,353 --> 00:04:41,753 I am gonna die alone. 84 00:04:42,236 --> 00:04:43,966 No. 85 00:04:43,967 --> 00:04:49,249 You just don't know how to sell yourself. Give me a minute. 86 00:04:58,321 --> 00:05:02,355 -So? -lf it was up to them, you'd die alone. 87 00:05:02,871 --> 00:05:05,658 -Great. -Okay, here's the thing. 88 00:05:05,659 --> 00:05:08,894 If you want to play in this league, you have to make a few changes. 89 00:05:08,895 --> 00:05:11,296 -Like what? -Hang on. 90 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:25,525 -Pretty much everything. -Everything? 91 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:29,241 Yep. The hair, the clothes, the fuddy-duddy personality. 92 00:05:29,242 --> 00:05:31,099 What do they know about my personality? 93 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:33,501 Okay, that part's mine. 94 00:05:33,664 --> 00:05:36,547 Face it, Alan, you've been an old fart since you were 14. 95 00:05:36,548 --> 00:05:37,796 What is that supposed to mean? 96 00:05:37,797 --> 00:05:41,641 It means, how many eighth-graders carry a briefcase and a pocket watch? 97 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:44,513 That was the Esperanto Club look. 98 00:05:44,526 --> 00:05:47,473 Unless you know where all the hot Esperanto chicks hang out, 99 00:05:47,474 --> 00:05:49,556 you're gonna need to shake things up a little. 100 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:52,759 Really? And how to do I go about "shaking things up"? 101 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,161 Hang on. 102 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:06,337 This may take a while. Don't wait up. 103 00:06:09,037 --> 00:06:10,158 Hey, guess what? 104 00:06:10,159 --> 00:06:14,682 Coach Phil made me first-string on the soccer team. 105 00:06:15,478 --> 00:06:19,617 -ls that so? -Yeah, it's weird, 'cause I suck. 106 00:06:19,836 --> 00:06:23,014 Maybe Coach Phil sees some potential. 107 00:06:26,596 --> 00:06:29,960 -So, what else is new? -Mom's got new clothes and new hair. 108 00:06:29,961 --> 00:06:32,171 It's like she's a different person or something. 109 00:06:32,172 --> 00:06:35,055 -But she's still the same person, Jake. -No, not really. 110 00:06:35,056 --> 00:06:38,676 She walks around the house singing all the time. 111 00:06:38,677 --> 00:06:41,623 -She just sings for no reason? -I guess. 112 00:06:41,624 --> 00:06:46,521 I wonder if it's the same reason I sing for no reason. 113 00:06:46,719 --> 00:06:49,313 Does Coach Phil sing for no reason? 114 00:06:49,314 --> 00:06:51,715 For God's sake, Charlie! 115 00:06:52,326 --> 00:06:54,472 How come you haven't changed anything yet, Dad? 116 00:06:54,473 --> 00:06:58,413 -Why should I change? -So you'd look cool like Mom. 117 00:06:58,414 --> 00:07:01,778 -You don't think I look cool now? -No. 118 00:07:01,779 --> 00:07:03,700 You know what, it doesn't matter if I look cool, 119 00:07:03,701 --> 00:07:06,424 we judge a person by what's inside them, not by what they wear. 120 00:07:06,425 --> 00:07:08,825 Lucky for you. 121 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:12,351 Yeah, lucky. 122 00:07:12,352 --> 00:07:15,675 -I'm done. Can I go watch TV? -Sure. 123 00:07:17,864 --> 00:07:22,079 Help me, Charlie. I want to sing for no reason. 124 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,713 Get your jacket. It's time to go. 125 00:07:25,714 --> 00:07:27,763 I don't want to go. I hate clothes shopping. 126 00:07:27,764 --> 00:07:29,654 -You can't stay here alone. -Why not? 127 00:07:29,655 --> 00:07:30,807 You know why not. 128 00:07:30,808 --> 00:07:35,325 But you don't have a turtle to put in the microwave anymore. 129 00:07:35,326 --> 00:07:37,184 -Get your jacket. -Fine. 130 00:07:37,185 --> 00:07:40,036 I'll put on my stupid jacket, we'll get in the stupid car, 131 00:07:40,037 --> 00:07:41,702 and we'll go stupid clothes shopping. 132 00:07:41,703 --> 00:07:45,995 Hey, don't talk to your stupid father like that. 133 00:07:46,317 --> 00:07:51,314 -So, you ready for your big makeover? -You know what? Actually, I am. 134 00:07:51,315 --> 00:07:55,761 -I was up all night thinking about it. -All night? 135 00:07:55,769 --> 00:07:58,364 Maybe your money's better spent on a hooker. 136 00:07:58,365 --> 00:07:59,517 No, listen, 137 00:07:59,518 --> 00:08:02,209 I was in the bathroom, looking at myself in the mirror, 138 00:08:02,210 --> 00:08:05,573 when I noticed, and I think I can be completely objective about this, 139 00:08:05,574 --> 00:08:09,578 that I have a very nice ass for a guy my age. 140 00:08:09,579 --> 00:08:15,313 And I think I should start dressing in such a way as to play that card. 141 00:08:15,314 --> 00:08:17,715 You know, for the ladies. 142 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,521 Go ahead, check it out. 143 00:08:23,229 --> 00:08:25,629 Am I lying? 144 00:08:27,330 --> 00:08:30,278 -Hi, Mom. -Good, you remember me. 145 00:08:30,502 --> 00:08:33,479 -Hello, Charlie. -Hey, Mom, right? 146 00:08:34,603 --> 00:08:37,582 Very cute. I was in the neighborhood, I thought I'd stop by. 147 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:40,858 I'm sorry, Mom. We were just leaving. 148 00:08:41,012 --> 00:08:42,613 It never fails, does it? 149 00:08:42,614 --> 00:08:45,945 Whenever I would like to spend some quality time with my grandson 150 00:08:45,946 --> 00:08:48,220 there's always something more important going on. 151 00:08:48,221 --> 00:08:49,406 It's not fair, you know. 152 00:08:49,407 --> 00:08:52,226 I'm not getting clothes, so why do I have to go and be bored? 153 00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:54,084 You don't, you can stay here with Grandma. 154 00:08:54,085 --> 00:08:55,814 -What? -What? 155 00:08:55,815 --> 00:08:58,281 -Have fun. -Wait, no, I'll be good, I swear. 156 00:08:58,282 --> 00:09:00,683 Payback's a bitch, buddy. 157 00:09:11,195 --> 00:09:14,399 -This department looks nice. -You're sure? 158 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:18,980 Because this is the top floor. There's no more clothes above this floor. 159 00:09:18,981 --> 00:09:23,581 -No, I have a good feeling about this floor. -Great. 160 00:09:23,627 --> 00:09:27,689 -How about this shirt? -No, I don't think so. 161 00:09:29,812 --> 00:09:31,701 Okay. 162 00:09:31,702 --> 00:09:34,103 -How about this? -No. 163 00:09:34,362 --> 00:09:36,667 Good. 164 00:09:36,668 --> 00:09:39,290 -This one? -No. 165 00:09:40,994 --> 00:09:43,395 -This? -No. 166 00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:46,312 Tell you what, why don't you pick something? 167 00:09:46,313 --> 00:09:50,189 -I thought you were gonna help me? -Pick something. 168 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:53,227 Okay, flying solo. 169 00:10:21,527 --> 00:10:24,730 This is something I could see myself wearing. 170 00:10:24,731 --> 00:10:26,589 -You like this? -Yeah. 171 00:10:26,590 --> 00:10:28,991 Let me see that. 172 00:10:37,933 --> 00:10:43,827 Please, if she has one more facelift, she'll be wearing her ass as a hat. 173 00:10:43,828 --> 00:10:46,229 Jake, honey, 174 00:10:46,295 --> 00:10:50,540 turn the TV down, Grandmommy's on the telephone. 175 00:10:51,197 --> 00:10:53,183 I'm sorry, what? 176 00:10:53,184 --> 00:10:58,438 No, I'm just spending a little quality time with my grandson. 177 00:10:58,439 --> 00:11:03,615 He's an amazing boy. We're very close, two peas in a pod. 178 00:11:04,239 --> 00:11:07,277 What? Hold on. 179 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,952 Jake, how old are you? 180 00:11:12,986 --> 00:11:15,387 -Ten. -Seven. 181 00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:18,208 I said, "Ten." 182 00:11:18,209 --> 00:11:20,609 If I'm 55, you're seven. 183 00:11:22,054 --> 00:11:25,193 He's an adorable boy, and he just loves me so much. 184 00:11:25,194 --> 00:11:30,192 Jake, tell my friend, Cheryl, how much you love Grandmommy. 185 00:11:30,193 --> 00:11:31,922 Go on, darling. 186 00:11:31,923 --> 00:11:34,323 I'm 10. 187 00:11:36,922 --> 00:11:38,554 How's it going in there? 188 00:11:38,555 --> 00:11:42,652 Whatever happened to zippers? I miss zippers. 189 00:11:43,490 --> 00:11:48,103 I don't know, Alan. Maybe there were too many injuries. 190 00:11:48,104 --> 00:11:52,649 Nobody ever got their balls caught in a buttonhole. 191 00:11:52,974 --> 00:11:55,857 -Come on out, let's see. -I'm just not sure about this. 192 00:11:55,858 --> 00:11:59,061 We're never gonna find the right look for you unless we experiment. 193 00:11:59,062 --> 00:12:01,463 Now, let's see. 194 00:12:08,803 --> 00:12:11,876 I'm not happy with visible nipples. 195 00:12:12,039 --> 00:12:15,160 Yeah, that's what is wrong with it. 196 00:13:08,273 --> 00:13:10,933 That's it. We need a gay guy. 197 00:13:14,681 --> 00:13:18,044 His name is Sponge Bob Square Pants, and his friend's name is Patrick. 198 00:13:18,045 --> 00:13:20,768 He's a starfish, and he lives on the same street Sponge Bob, 199 00:13:20,769 --> 00:13:23,587 and he's unbelievably dumb. Squidward lives there, too. 200 00:13:23,588 --> 00:13:25,862 Of course, he's a squid and he hates Sponge Bob, 201 00:13:25,863 --> 00:13:27,144 and he plays the clarinet. 202 00:13:27,145 --> 00:13:30,797 Both Squidward and Sponge Bob work at the Crusty Krab for Mr. Krab, 203 00:13:30,798 --> 00:13:33,072 who's really cheap, but Sponge Bob doesn't care 204 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,860 because he just likes being a fry cook and making Krabby... 205 00:13:35,861 --> 00:13:38,262 So, bottom line, 206 00:13:38,841 --> 00:13:41,241 he's a sponge? 207 00:13:42,653 --> 00:13:43,774 Yeah. 208 00:13:43,775 --> 00:13:47,907 His pants are square 'cause he's square and so is his underwear. 209 00:13:47,908 --> 00:13:51,176 They're tighty-whities, but they're square. 210 00:13:51,177 --> 00:13:54,925 -Oh, dear God. -He has a pet snail named Gary, that... 211 00:13:54,926 --> 00:13:59,554 Okay, relax the shoulders, good. The style suits you, 212 00:13:59,603 --> 00:14:02,782 the pants hang beautifully. Oh, dear. 213 00:14:02,872 --> 00:14:04,024 What? 214 00:14:04,025 --> 00:14:06,491 You're not gonna be wearing those shoes, are you? 215 00:14:06,492 --> 00:14:08,478 -Say no. -No. 216 00:14:08,479 --> 00:14:10,945 Could you show us some shoes that will go with this? 217 00:14:10,946 --> 00:14:16,401 I'm sorry, I don't actually work here. I came in for a belt. 218 00:14:16,714 --> 00:14:19,917 Okay, we got an outfit. Let's go find some shoes. 219 00:14:19,918 --> 00:14:22,320 No, Charlie, I'm done. I can't do this anymore. 220 00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:25,556 Don't worry. I'm sure there'll be a gay guy in the shoe department. 221 00:14:25,557 --> 00:14:28,056 No, I've changed my mind. I don't want new clothes. 222 00:14:28,057 --> 00:14:30,939 What? You look great. That guy said you looked stunning. 223 00:14:30,940 --> 00:14:33,567 He said "fabulous," but that's not the point. 224 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:36,066 -This is not who I am. -Yeah. 225 00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:40,712 But who you are couldn't get laid underwater with a tank full of oxygen. 226 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,083 -Forget it, let's just go home. -Wait a second. 227 00:14:43,084 --> 00:14:45,999 I spend all day schlepping from store to store with you, 228 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,594 Iistening to you whine, and now that we finally found 229 00:14:48,595 --> 00:14:52,439 -something that works, you want to bail? -I don't feel comfortable in this stuff. 230 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:55,451 -I knew it. I knew you'd chicken out. -Chicken out? 231 00:14:55,452 --> 00:14:58,495 I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response. 232 00:14:58,496 --> 00:15:01,379 At least your wife had the guts to try something new. 233 00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:02,692 Don't go there, Charlie. 234 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,256 I mean, the soccer coach was kind of a sideways move, 235 00:15:05,257 --> 00:15:07,338 -but you gotta admire the effort. -Fine. 236 00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:09,774 I will buy the stupid clothes, but I'm never ever 237 00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:13,331 -going to do this with you again. -Promise? 238 00:15:13,332 --> 00:15:16,654 I just hope he's worth all the drama. 239 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:24,384 Hello. Mom, Jake? 240 00:15:25,251 --> 00:15:27,651 In here. 241 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:31,722 Hello. 242 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,838 -Hey, Dad. -Hi, Alan. 243 00:15:33,839 --> 00:15:37,362 -Rose, what are you doing here? -Babysitting. 244 00:15:37,363 --> 00:15:39,766 -Where's my mother? -She left. 245 00:15:39,766 --> 00:15:41,688 -Why? -I don't know. 246 00:15:41,689 --> 00:15:43,611 We were watching Sponge Bob Square Pants, 247 00:15:43,611 --> 00:15:47,904 and she stood up and said, "Life was too short." 248 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,877 Luckily, I happened to be out on the deck, 249 00:15:51,878 --> 00:15:54,979 not doing anything, just passing by, 250 00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:57,982 and she asked me to baby-sit. 251 00:15:58,831 --> 00:16:02,448 -Dad, you look cool. -Really? You think? 252 00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:05,301 Yeah, very sexy. 253 00:16:06,682 --> 00:16:08,827 So where is Charlie? 254 00:16:08,828 --> 00:16:11,615 He dropped me off. We had a little disagreement. 255 00:16:11,616 --> 00:16:14,333 Was it about those dorky shoes? 256 00:16:30,968 --> 00:16:33,369 -Hi. -Hi. 257 00:16:33,885 --> 00:16:37,159 -Mind if I join you? -Might as well. 258 00:16:37,409 --> 00:16:40,530 You're gonna have to drive me home. 259 00:16:41,254 --> 00:16:44,425 I just wanted to say that I know you were just trying to help, 260 00:16:44,426 --> 00:16:46,284 and I appreciate it. 261 00:16:46,285 --> 00:16:47,406 Thanks. 262 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:51,506 I just got a little panicky. Change is not easy for me, Charlie. 263 00:16:51,507 --> 00:16:53,908 Really? I hadn't noticed. 264 00:16:54,199 --> 00:16:56,120 And I'm not just talking about the clothes. 265 00:16:56,121 --> 00:16:58,235 The clothes are only the tip of the iceberg. 266 00:16:58,236 --> 00:17:00,061 Only the tip of the iceberg. 267 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:03,212 Leanne, I'm gonna need another shot. 268 00:17:03,396 --> 00:17:05,605 -Continue. -Yeah, it's like, 269 00:17:05,606 --> 00:17:08,233 I was married a long time, Charlie. 270 00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:10,700 It's who I was, it was my identity, 271 00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:14,737 "Married Guy," "Husband Man," "Captain Dependable," 272 00:17:14,738 --> 00:17:16,692 and I had a uniform. 273 00:17:16,693 --> 00:17:20,664 And, I don't know, I guess, I just didn't want to take it off. 274 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:24,785 'Cause you'd lose your powers of dependability? 275 00:17:25,632 --> 00:17:30,177 -So, Charlie, who's your friend? -My brother, Alan. 276 00:17:30,663 --> 00:17:33,513 Hi, Alan. I'm Leanne. It's nice to meet you. 277 00:17:33,514 --> 00:17:36,990 I've actually met you a bunch of times. 278 00:17:37,488 --> 00:17:39,473 No, I'd remember you. 279 00:17:39,474 --> 00:17:45,913 I come in here with Charlie all the time, I always order a rum and Diet Coke? 280 00:17:45,914 --> 00:17:47,644 Right. 281 00:17:47,645 --> 00:17:50,136 So, Alan, the usual? 282 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,764 No, today let's try something different. 283 00:17:53,765 --> 00:17:56,968 -Charlie, what are you having? -Tequila shooters with a beer back. 284 00:17:56,969 --> 00:18:00,446 Great. I will have a rum and Diet Coke. 285 00:18:01,359 --> 00:18:03,760 You've got it, hon. 286 00:18:04,499 --> 00:18:07,286 Was she flirting with me? I think she was flirting with me. 287 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,721 I think there was definitely a connection. 288 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:12,733 Alan, you do understand she works for tips? 289 00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:15,758 -Rum and Diet Coke, please? -Here. 290 00:18:17,283 --> 00:18:19,173 -Did you see that? -What do you expect? 291 00:18:19,174 --> 00:18:23,111 You bought a sport jacket, not a magic lamp. 292 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,721 Hello. 293 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,995 I didn't see you back there. 294 00:18:58,490 --> 00:19:00,890 Oh, yeah. 295 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:08,726 I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.