1 00:00:02,140 --> 00:00:05,835 Well, Judith, you can't have it both ways. 2 00:00:08,114 --> 00:00:10,508 No, if you want to stay in that house, 3 00:00:10,509 --> 00:00:14,118 and drive that car, then I have to live here to save money. 4 00:00:14,119 --> 00:00:18,848 No. I don't agree that he's a bad influence on Jake. 5 00:00:21,754 --> 00:00:24,084 Uncle Charlie, I understand the point spread, 6 00:00:24,085 --> 00:00:27,349 but I'm still confused about the vig. 7 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:28,812 Okay. 8 00:00:28,813 --> 00:00:32,038 Vig is short for vigorish, and it means the percentage you pay 9 00:00:32,039 --> 00:00:35,423 -to a bookie to take your bet. -So it's better to be a bookie. 10 00:00:35,424 --> 00:00:37,904 My little boy is growing up. 11 00:00:38,970 --> 00:00:40,183 Judith, hang on. 12 00:00:40,184 --> 00:00:43,218 I have got to stop you here, because right at this very minute, 13 00:00:43,219 --> 00:00:46,943 I am watching Charlie help Jake with math. 14 00:00:48,330 --> 00:00:52,449 Well, go ahead and call your lawyers, but I think I am well within my rights here. 15 00:00:52,450 --> 00:00:56,634 Well, I don't know what Jake is telling you about Charlie's dates, 16 00:00:56,635 --> 00:00:59,764 but he is a kid, and he blows things out of proportion. 17 00:00:59,765 --> 00:01:02,829 Well, if by nude swimming you mean, 18 00:01:02,863 --> 00:01:06,469 she had no bathing suit on whatsoever, 19 00:01:06,601 --> 00:01:08,994 then that never happened. 20 00:01:28,641 --> 00:01:32,997 I can see the clothes hamper was a wise purchase. 21 00:01:34,455 --> 00:01:39,088 -Berta? -No, it's Liz Hurley, but I'm holding water. 22 00:01:39,342 --> 00:01:41,737 I'm still sleeping here. Could you come back in a little while? 23 00:01:41,738 --> 00:01:43,814 I could, or you could get your pampered ass 24 00:01:43,815 --> 00:01:45,826 out of bed and let me do my demeaning job 25 00:01:45,827 --> 00:01:48,661 and get on with my hellish life. 26 00:01:49,245 --> 00:01:52,342 Excuse me, Berta, but last time I checked, you work for me. 27 00:01:52,343 --> 00:01:55,904 So I'll get up when I'm good and ready. 28 00:01:58,828 --> 00:02:01,709 Sorry I had to pull rank on you. 29 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:09,591 -Berta, for God's sake! -Hey, do you want clean towels? 30 00:02:09,592 --> 00:02:12,307 -But I'm trying to do something here. -So do it. 31 00:02:12,308 --> 00:02:14,701 Well, I can't do it now. 32 00:02:18,376 --> 00:02:19,558 Is something wrong? 33 00:02:19,559 --> 00:02:22,464 I mean, beyond the usual demeaning-job hellish-life stuff? 34 00:02:22,465 --> 00:02:24,125 Do you really want to know? 35 00:02:24,126 --> 00:02:26,937 No, but I'm up and my bed's gone. 36 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:29,939 Okay. So I told you about my daughter, right? 37 00:02:29,940 --> 00:02:32,143 -You have a daughter? -I have three. 38 00:02:32,144 --> 00:02:34,537 Three? Wow. 39 00:02:35,338 --> 00:02:39,570 You gotta start learning to say no, little lady. 40 00:02:41,439 --> 00:02:42,748 Hey, Berta. Morning. 41 00:02:42,749 --> 00:02:46,581 Now, you know I hate to criticize, but the coffee filters you've been buying 42 00:02:46,582 --> 00:02:48,913 have chemicals in them. 43 00:02:48,914 --> 00:02:51,307 And I love it! 44 00:02:51,789 --> 00:02:54,182 Get out of my way. 45 00:02:55,558 --> 00:03:00,172 -What's wrong with her? -Apparently she has children. 46 00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:03,766 And one of them showed up last night and left her little girl, 47 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,619 who I have to drag with me everywhere 48 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:07,663 because I can't leave her alone in the house. 49 00:03:07,664 --> 00:03:09,356 -So you brought her here? -Yeah. 50 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:11,760 Is that gonna be a problem? 51 00:03:12,232 --> 00:03:13,573 -No. -That's wonderful. 52 00:03:13,574 --> 00:03:15,841 -Happy to have her. -Yeah. 53 00:03:15,842 --> 00:03:18,204 -So where is she? -She's playing with Jake. 54 00:03:18,205 --> 00:03:19,801 Good. A little playmate for Jake. 55 00:03:19,802 --> 00:03:21,878 That'll give him something to do for today. 56 00:03:21,879 --> 00:03:24,305 I hope they're quiet 'cause I got a lot of work to do. 57 00:03:24,306 --> 00:03:28,184 Nana, did you throw out my cigarettes again? 58 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:33,503 -Dear God! -Oh, hell! 59 00:03:34,305 --> 00:03:36,060 Prudence, you're 16 years old. 60 00:03:36,061 --> 00:03:39,606 You want to end up on a breathing machine like your Uncle Chick? 61 00:03:39,607 --> 00:03:42,609 -Mom lets me smoke. -Well, why didn't you say so? 62 00:03:42,610 --> 00:03:45,068 No reason I shouldn't trust the judgment of a woman 63 00:03:45,069 --> 00:03:49,796 who's off selling bootleg Metallica t-shirts at a monster truck rally. 64 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:52,000 Mom sounds like a real go-getter. 65 00:03:52,001 --> 00:03:54,141 So what am I supposed to do here all day? 66 00:03:54,141 --> 00:03:56,727 You're supposed to help me clean, that's what. Here. 67 00:03:56,728 --> 00:03:59,361 You can start with his toilet. 68 00:04:01,999 --> 00:04:04,138 Hi. 69 00:04:04,139 --> 00:04:06,785 -I'm Alan. -Hi, Alan. 70 00:04:08,387 --> 00:04:10,910 What kind of car do you drive? 71 00:04:10,911 --> 00:04:15,181 -A Volvo station wagon. -What do you got? 72 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:19,974 I got nothing. Not a damn thing. 73 00:04:20,270 --> 00:04:22,856 Hey, Prudence, I set up my Xbox. You ready to play? 74 00:04:22,857 --> 00:04:25,519 -Sure. -Get to work, Prudence! 75 00:04:26,244 --> 00:04:29,783 Maybe later, handsome. Stupid old woman. 76 00:04:31,866 --> 00:04:34,259 Isn't she wonderful? 77 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:38,251 -Dear God. -Oh, hell. 78 00:04:51,670 --> 00:04:55,289 Well, I'd better get started on that work 79 00:04:58,570 --> 00:05:01,663 I have...to do. 80 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:07,938 Yeah, I gotta catch up on some paperwork that 81 00:05:07,961 --> 00:05:10,858 has to do with the office. 82 00:05:15,467 --> 00:05:17,899 -Oh, yeah. Your job. -Yeah. 83 00:05:21,537 --> 00:05:23,930 Your chiropractor job. 84 00:05:24,092 --> 00:05:28,850 Yeah and you'll be, what, you'll be writing a jingle? 85 00:05:30,129 --> 00:05:34,115 Yeah. Potato chips. You know, the... 86 00:05:35,304 --> 00:05:37,697 The ones in the can. 87 00:05:37,763 --> 00:05:40,157 Yeah. 88 00:05:40,159 --> 00:05:42,552 I like those. 89 00:05:50,604 --> 00:05:52,997 All right, then. 90 00:05:54,214 --> 00:05:58,941 -I'm gonna go over to the piano now. -Yeah, and I'm gonna go to the 91 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:02,252 kitchen and... Yeah. 92 00:06:20,503 --> 00:06:22,897 Hey, you play piano? 93 00:06:26,668 --> 00:06:29,061 Yes. 94 00:06:37,273 --> 00:06:39,666 You're pretty good. 95 00:06:40,627 --> 00:06:41,776 Thanks. 96 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:45,251 -Are you in a band? -No. 97 00:06:46,089 --> 00:06:49,698 I used to go out with a bass player. He wrote this beautiful song for me, 98 00:06:49,699 --> 00:06:52,092 called Dear Prudence. 99 00:06:54,809 --> 00:06:58,770 Yeah, that sounds like something a bass player would do. 100 00:06:58,771 --> 00:07:02,123 You know, I've always wanted to play the piano. 101 00:07:02,124 --> 00:07:05,848 Do you think you could teach me something? 102 00:07:06,597 --> 00:07:09,383 Nope, nothing, not a damn thing. 103 00:07:11,228 --> 00:07:14,484 So, do you have a girlfriend? 104 00:07:14,614 --> 00:07:17,551 Me? Oh, yeah. Big-time girlfriend. 105 00:07:17,552 --> 00:07:19,532 We're practically engaged. 106 00:07:19,533 --> 00:07:21,864 Prudence, he's old enough to be your father. 107 00:07:21,865 --> 00:07:25,082 And knowing your mother, he might be. 108 00:07:25,538 --> 00:07:30,003 -Just wash the damn windows. -I'm not your father. 109 00:07:32,822 --> 00:07:35,567 How do you stand her? She's such a bitch. 110 00:07:35,568 --> 00:07:38,315 Don't talk like that about your grandmother. 111 00:07:38,316 --> 00:07:42,755 Hey, you don't know her. She's all sweet and nice with you. 112 00:07:42,756 --> 00:07:44,990 Yeah. 113 00:07:44,991 --> 00:07:47,385 She's a real gumdrop. 114 00:07:48,026 --> 00:07:52,976 My point is, you've gotta respect her because she loves you and 115 00:07:52,977 --> 00:07:57,582 I've seen her pick up the stove to vacuum under it. 116 00:07:58,024 --> 00:07:59,620 Oh, hey, look! 117 00:07:59,621 --> 00:08:02,053 There's Rose, my girlfriend. 118 00:08:03,998 --> 00:08:06,391 Come on in, baby. 119 00:08:07,383 --> 00:08:09,776 Okay. 120 00:08:10,258 --> 00:08:14,634 Rose, this is Berta's 16-year-old granddaughter, Prudence. 121 00:08:14,635 --> 00:08:21,528 Prudence, this is my girlfriend, who I'm free to take across state lines, Rose. 122 00:08:27,093 --> 00:08:29,878 -Wow, look at that kiss! -What? 123 00:08:30,319 --> 00:08:32,712 Oh, thank God. 124 00:08:33,641 --> 00:08:35,779 Berta, does Prudence have a boyfriend? 125 00:08:35,780 --> 00:08:37,793 Oh, honey, don't get me started. 126 00:08:37,794 --> 00:08:39,038 What does that mean? 127 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:42,264 It means if she gets a high-school diploma before she gets a baby, 128 00:08:42,265 --> 00:08:45,654 she'll be the first one in the family. 129 00:08:46,418 --> 00:08:48,397 I'm thirsty. What's to drink? 130 00:08:48,398 --> 00:08:51,240 The Cransylvania Goofy Juice is mine, but you can have one. 131 00:08:51,241 --> 00:08:53,029 Oh, thanks, handsome. 132 00:08:53,029 --> 00:08:54,435 Is this beer for anybody? 133 00:08:54,436 --> 00:08:58,204 -Prudence, you're 16. -You know, Prudence, 134 00:08:58,269 --> 00:09:01,430 the Goofy Juice has vitamin C and calcium. 135 00:09:01,431 --> 00:09:05,557 It's much better than beer for a growing body. 136 00:09:06,094 --> 00:09:09,089 Not that your body needs to grow. 137 00:09:12,739 --> 00:09:15,132 I'm done. 138 00:09:15,677 --> 00:09:18,647 You know, Prudence, I'm the third fastest runner in my class. 139 00:09:18,648 --> 00:09:21,874 -Cool! -Spring break's over. Back to work. 140 00:09:21,875 --> 00:09:24,237 Later, stud. 141 00:09:24,238 --> 00:09:26,632 Boy, she smells good. 142 00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:30,945 Yeah, if you like Camel Filters and pheromones. 143 00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:33,436 I gotta do some grocery shopping for your brother. 144 00:09:33,437 --> 00:09:35,449 I'll be back in a little while. 145 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,334 -What about Prudence? -She'll be fine. 146 00:09:37,335 --> 00:09:39,186 Just keep her out of the liquor cabinet. 147 00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:43,361 Don't do anything stupid or you'll go to jail. 148 00:09:43,563 --> 00:09:46,981 -Why would you go to jail? -Well, that's kind of complicated. 149 00:09:46,982 --> 00:09:49,089 And why was Uncle Charlie kissing Rose? 150 00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:52,219 -Well, that was the... -And what are pherobones? 151 00:09:52,220 --> 00:09:56,605 That one I know, and it's pronounced pheromones... 152 00:09:56,852 --> 00:09:59,245 Never mind. 153 00:10:08,224 --> 00:10:11,057 Wow, you're really good at that. 154 00:10:12,983 --> 00:10:15,856 Thanks. I took some cosmetology courses. 155 00:10:15,857 --> 00:10:20,060 I figure I'll be a beautician, or a supermodel. 156 00:10:20,936 --> 00:10:23,329 Cool. 157 00:10:23,396 --> 00:10:28,288 -You want another Goofy Juice? -Aren't you the sweetest. 158 00:10:34,512 --> 00:10:36,460 That's twice he's done that. 159 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:41,171 You gotta admit, she did a nice job on those windows. 160 00:10:44,797 --> 00:10:47,448 Jake, you need to get started on that book report. 161 00:10:47,449 --> 00:10:50,387 -But Prudence is thirsty. -I'll take care of Prudence. 162 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,781 -Come on, get going. -Man! 163 00:10:53,837 --> 00:10:57,992 -Charlie, you want to... -Not a chance in hell. 164 00:10:58,406 --> 00:11:02,331 Remember when you used to say that about us? 165 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,704 -Here. -Thanks. 166 00:11:20,414 --> 00:11:21,787 Where's my little pal? 167 00:11:21,788 --> 00:11:27,532 -He has work to do. Kind of like you. -Are you gonna tell on me? 168 00:11:28,048 --> 00:11:30,442 No, it was just... 169 00:11:31,051 --> 00:11:33,159 Just an observation. 170 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,993 Just calling them as I see them. 171 00:11:38,717 --> 00:11:41,196 Glean from it what you will. 172 00:11:41,976 --> 00:11:47,069 -What are you talking about? -I'm not really sure anymore. 173 00:11:47,565 --> 00:11:50,294 But I do want you to know that 174 00:11:50,472 --> 00:11:54,241 I understand how angry and powerless you feel. 175 00:11:54,242 --> 00:11:56,923 Believe it or not, I was a teenager once, too. 176 00:11:56,924 --> 00:12:01,332 And I can remember what it's like to rebel against parental authority. 177 00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:04,808 Or in your case, grandparental authority. 178 00:12:05,613 --> 00:12:09,433 -Can you put some of this on my back? -No. 179 00:12:09,926 --> 00:12:11,777 If you don't, I'll burn. 180 00:12:11,778 --> 00:12:14,172 If I do, I will. 181 00:12:18,869 --> 00:12:22,855 -Judith. What a surprise. -Hello, Charlie. 182 00:12:25,865 --> 00:12:28,259 So, 183 00:12:28,643 --> 00:12:31,159 -what's new? -Where's Jake? 184 00:12:31,263 --> 00:12:33,371 In his room, doing a book report. 185 00:12:33,372 --> 00:12:36,597 Well, how can he do a book report when he left the book at my house? 186 00:12:36,598 --> 00:12:40,686 That little dickens. Trying to pull the wool over our eyes. 187 00:12:40,687 --> 00:12:46,371 -I'll take care of this right now. Bye. -Charlie, I want to see Jake. 188 00:12:46,372 --> 00:12:48,765 Sure. Hang on. 189 00:12:49,790 --> 00:12:52,818 Jake? Your mother's here! 190 00:13:03,685 --> 00:13:07,457 -What? -Your mom's here. Talk to your mom. 191 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,551 -Here he is. -Hi, Mom. 192 00:13:10,552 --> 00:13:13,043 Hi, sweetie. Are you having a fun weekend? 193 00:13:13,044 --> 00:13:15,120 You know Berta, Uncle Charlie's housekeeper... 194 00:13:15,121 --> 00:13:17,930 Of course she knows her. Who doesn't know Berta? 195 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,997 -She brought her granddaughter over. -Yeah. Sweet little kid. 196 00:13:20,998 --> 00:13:22,946 That's nice. Have you been playing with her? 197 00:13:22,947 --> 00:13:26,138 Oh, yeah. I mean, he has. Not me. 198 00:13:27,738 --> 00:13:30,132 Hey, Judith. What's up? 199 00:13:30,422 --> 00:13:34,637 Well, it turns out this little rascal was pulling a fast one on us. 200 00:13:34,638 --> 00:13:37,854 Doing a book report without the book. 201 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:43,132 Oh, Jake. All right, young man, you get to work right now. 202 00:13:44,603 --> 00:13:47,729 -Jake? -Oh, yeah. 203 00:13:49,587 --> 00:13:51,439 So, thanks for stopping by. 204 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:54,026 I guess I'll see you when you come to pick him up. 205 00:13:54,027 --> 00:13:57,397 -What's going on here? -Nothing. What? 206 00:13:57,477 --> 00:13:58,945 Oh, hi, Judith. 207 00:13:58,946 --> 00:14:02,683 Did you hear the good news? Charlie and I are back together. 208 00:14:02,684 --> 00:14:05,077 Oh, really? 209 00:14:05,079 --> 00:14:07,697 Yep. That's what's going on here. 210 00:14:07,698 --> 00:14:10,892 Well, just show a little discretion in front of my son, Charlie. 211 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,074 Absolutely. 212 00:14:12,075 --> 00:14:16,689 -You got that, Rose? Discretion. -Got it, Monkey Man. 213 00:14:22,712 --> 00:14:25,191 I think I have a concussion. 214 00:14:30,794 --> 00:14:33,508 Thanks for helping me with my book report, Prudence. 215 00:14:33,509 --> 00:14:37,308 Oh, no problem. Fourth-grade stuff is easy for me. 216 00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:39,789 Should be, you did it twice. 217 00:14:40,217 --> 00:14:42,132 Let's go before we miss the bus. 218 00:14:42,133 --> 00:14:44,526 -Later, handsome. -Bye. 219 00:14:50,821 --> 00:14:54,191 So, what are we doing tonight, sweetie? 220 00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:58,519 Rose, I really appreciate your help, 221 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:02,990 but you don't have to pretend to be my girlfriend anymore. 222 00:15:02,991 --> 00:15:05,067 Oh, no. 223 00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:08,485 Are you pretending to break up with me? 224 00:15:17,877 --> 00:15:21,419 2:00 in the morning. This better be God. 225 00:15:23,562 --> 00:15:25,956 Oh, God. 226 00:15:26,470 --> 00:15:27,714 Hey. 227 00:15:27,715 --> 00:15:30,269 Prudence, what the hell are you doing here? 228 00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:33,177 -I had a fight with my grandmother. -So? 229 00:15:33,178 --> 00:15:36,818 When I have a fight with my grandmother, I don't come to your house. 230 00:15:36,818 --> 00:15:39,309 I know, I'm sorry. I just didn't know where else to go 231 00:15:39,310 --> 00:15:41,790 and I thought you were cool. 232 00:15:42,345 --> 00:15:46,560 Look, Prudence, this just can't happen. 233 00:15:47,105 --> 00:15:52,495 I mean, you're very nice and pretty, but in prison, so am l. 234 00:15:52,822 --> 00:15:56,977 Bitching house, man. You should rent it to MTV. 235 00:15:57,422 --> 00:16:01,041 -Who the hell are you? -What's going on? 236 00:16:01,766 --> 00:16:06,429 Put down the toothbrush, Alan, we've got bigger problems than gingivitis. 237 00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:08,792 What's she doing here? Who the hell is this? 238 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:11,723 This is Freddie. My fiancé. 239 00:16:13,297 --> 00:16:15,373 -'Sup. -'Sup? 240 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:16,970 I'll tell you what's 'sup. I'm 'sup. 241 00:16:16,971 --> 00:16:18,855 And I should be seeping. Sleeping. 242 00:16:18,856 --> 00:16:20,803 What's going on here? 243 00:16:20,804 --> 00:16:24,349 Well, Freddie came over to announce our engagement, and Nana threw him out. 244 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:28,150 Really? She didn't take a shine to Bazooka Joe here? 245 00:16:28,151 --> 00:16:31,217 You know, I'm kind of more of an acquired taste. 246 00:16:31,218 --> 00:16:33,453 So we just need a place to crash tonight 247 00:16:33,454 --> 00:16:36,104 because tomorrow we're gonna go to Vegas and get married. 248 00:16:36,105 --> 00:16:38,627 -Oh, Prudence, that's a terrible idea. -Yeah. 249 00:16:38,628 --> 00:16:41,918 If you leave right now, you can beat the traffic. 250 00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:43,259 We can't go tonight. 251 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:45,911 He's gotta pick up his last paycheck from the photomat. 252 00:16:45,912 --> 00:16:48,305 Yeah, $218. 253 00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:51,660 I'll give you $300 to leave right now. 254 00:16:51,661 --> 00:16:54,343 -Charlie, we can't let them go. -Why not? 255 00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:57,473 Because they're stupid and they'll die. 256 00:16:57,474 --> 00:17:00,413 -What's going on? -Hey, handsome. 257 00:17:01,052 --> 00:17:03,734 -Who's he? -This is Freddie, my fiancé. 258 00:17:03,735 --> 00:17:07,884 -You're marrying him? -Freddie, this is Jake. 259 00:17:09,581 --> 00:17:11,974 'Sup. 260 00:17:13,191 --> 00:17:16,096 Charlie, I saw the lights come on, is everything okay? 261 00:17:16,097 --> 00:17:18,428 Yeah, Rose, everything's fine. 262 00:17:18,429 --> 00:17:21,367 She's your girlfriend but she doesn't sleep here? 263 00:17:21,368 --> 00:17:24,432 Yeah, what's up with that, Charlie? 264 00:17:25,297 --> 00:17:28,394 -I told you they'd be here. -Come here, you little snot bubble. 265 00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,694 What do you think you're doing with my baby girl? 266 00:17:30,695 --> 00:17:32,196 Mom, leave him alone! I love him. 267 00:17:32,196 --> 00:17:34,719 Give me a break, Prudence. You're 16 years old, 268 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,817 and your hormones are doing all your thinking for you. 269 00:17:37,818 --> 00:17:40,211 Hi, you must be Charlie. 270 00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:41,554 Hi. 271 00:17:41,555 --> 00:17:43,791 -That's it, we're outta here. -But, Mom... 272 00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:45,292 -Grandma! -Oh, shut up, both of you! 273 00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:51,448 -Can I at least give him my number? -He's got your number, sweetheart. 274 00:17:53,694 --> 00:17:55,354 I guess I'll take the couch. 275 00:17:55,355 --> 00:17:57,238 Okay, I'm going! 276 00:17:57,239 --> 00:17:59,633 Don't you ever come back! 277 00:18:00,114 --> 00:18:02,507 Ready for bed, lamb chop? 278 00:18:03,947 --> 00:18:06,340 It was worth a shot. 279 00:18:11,262 --> 00:18:13,273 -ls Mom here yet? -No. 280 00:18:13,274 --> 00:18:16,724 -Sit down a minute, Jake, okay? -Did I do something wrong? 281 00:18:16,725 --> 00:18:18,193 No. 282 00:18:18,194 --> 00:18:22,985 -We just want to talk. -Okay. What do you want to talk about? 283 00:18:22,986 --> 00:18:26,338 Well, you know how I've always told you that you should always tell 284 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:29,405 your parents the truth, no matter what? 285 00:18:29,406 --> 00:18:31,800 Well, forget it. 286 00:18:32,664 --> 00:18:35,442 Charlie. Jake, it's just that... 287 00:18:35,443 --> 00:18:38,509 We're just saying a lot of things happened here this weekend, 288 00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:42,406 and it's not really necessary that your mother know about them. 289 00:18:42,407 --> 00:18:43,875 So you want me to lie? 290 00:18:43,876 --> 00:18:46,270 No, it's not really lying. 291 00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:50,773 When a boy becomes a man, 292 00:18:52,501 --> 00:18:54,768 and that's what you're becoming. 293 00:18:54,769 --> 00:18:57,784 -Right, Charlie? -Oh, yeah, a man. 294 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:03,009 He has to start protecting the women in his life from certain things. 295 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,925 Like the truth. 296 00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,395 Do you understand? 297 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:09,142 I think so. You don't want Mom to know about 298 00:19:09,143 --> 00:19:12,208 Prudence and her boyfriend and everything. 299 00:19:12,209 --> 00:19:14,603 Good man. 300 00:19:18,982 --> 00:19:20,769 -Hi, Judith. -Hello, Alan. 301 00:19:20,770 --> 00:19:22,047 -Charlie. -Judith. 302 00:19:22,048 --> 00:19:23,548 -You ready to go, sweetheart? -Yep. 303 00:19:23,549 --> 00:19:25,049 How was your weekend? 304 00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:28,946 Uncle Charlie says I don't have to tell you.