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The kick is up, it's long enough.

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The kick is no good.

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Yes!

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-Yeah!
-Who won?

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Who cares? We covered the spread.

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Charlie, call me an old-fashioned dad,

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but I was hoping my son
wouldn't start betting on sports

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until he was old enough
to have a drinking problem.

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He didn't really make a bet.
I just gave him a taste of my action.

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Nor do I want him tasting your action.

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Dad, without action, there's no juice.

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All of a sudden he's Frank Sinatra.

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-I bet that's the pizza.
-What's the spread?

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Pepperoni.

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What's next, Charlie?
You gonna teach him how to shoot craps?

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He already knows how to shoot craps.

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I just wish I could teach him
not to bet the hard eight.

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Mr. Harper, here you go, nice and hot.
I threw in some extra garlic puffs as well.

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Thanks, pal.

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Thank you, Mr. Harper.

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If there's anything at all you ever need,
please call.

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You know, pizza, dry-cleaning,
pot, women.

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-How much did you tip him?
-I don't know, I gave him $50.

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That's like a 300% tip.

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If you say so. I was never good at math.

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Yeah, but you can figure out
the point spread, the over-under

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and the vigorish
on every football game in the country.

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What can I tell you?
I've got a beautiful mind.

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Morning, Berta. Need some help?

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Yeah. Come to my house
and explain to my daughter

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that we don't put up bail for cute guys
with Costa Rican passports.

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-Morning.
-I got your groceries, Charlie.

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You owe me $74.

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-Why didn't you just use my credit card?
-I tried.

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Funny story.

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My platinum card.

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Look what they did to my platinum card.

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They decapitated my holographic eagle.

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Yeah, that's sad. You owe me $74.

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Relax, I'll write you a check.

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Berta, I'm good for $74.

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There's an assistant store manager
with bad skin and a pair of scissors

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who begs to differ.

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He obviously made a mistake.
Leave it to me, I'll straighten it out.

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Alan, what do I do?

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Call the bank that issued the card
and figure out what's going on.

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Good idea.

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How do I get the number?

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It's usually on the back of the card.

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Okay, this may take a while.

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Are you sure?

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Okay, thanks.

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I don't believe it.

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None of my bills have been paid
in four months.

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My credit is shot. All my cards are dead.

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You don't have to worry
about paying me this week.

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Thank you, Berta.

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I'll just take this espresso maker
and be on my way.

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Call me when things pick up.

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Charlie, why haven't you been
paying your bills?

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Alan, I don't pay my own bills.
I've got a guy.

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Do you think you might want
to call your guy?

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Don't talk down to me, Alan.
I'm not stupid.

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That's the first call I made.

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-And?
-And

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his number is not in service at this time.

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Wonderful building.

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What's wrong with it?

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The phrase "reeks of urine"
comes to mind.

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Here we are.

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That's seldom a good sign.

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-Hello, Stan?
-Who wants to know?

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It's Charlie Harper.

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Charlie! Good to see you. Come on in.

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Just don't rip the tape, they check.

76
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So what's going on?
What can I do you for?

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Stan, I've got a problem.

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Yeah, I know the feeling.

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Sit down, talk to me. Come on.

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All of my credit cards are dead.

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And they tell me the bills
haven't been paid in four months.

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Yeah, that sounds about right.

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Excuse me,
maybe this is none of my business,

84
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but how does something like that happen?

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In layman's terms,
your brother ran out of money.

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What? How did I run out of money?

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I knew you'd ask that.

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Let me demonstrate.

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Think of this water as cash flow,

90
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which, for you, would be
royalties from your jingles, right?

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And this cup, your financial well-being.

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This little hole

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would be your expenses. You dig?

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Now, Charlie, with most people,

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when money comes in,

96
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it drips out and pays their bills

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with a healthy reserve for emergencies.

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But with you, however...
This is what I love about you, Charlie.

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You spend it as quick as you get it.

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You see, you don't drip,

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you hemorrhage.

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Look at that.

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But when the cash flow
starts to slow down,

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there's no reserve.

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Okay.

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But what happened to my money?

107
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Artists. Where would we be
without them?

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What I don't understand is why
you didn't warn him this was happening.

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Okay, mea culpa.

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Look, I've been a little distracted lately.
Slight problem with the feds.

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Are you embezzling from my brother?

112
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Embezzle what? Hello!

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I thought you were the smart one.

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No, this is a totally unrelated,

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import-export problem, all right?

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I just cannot believe that one of
the piņatas showed up at a kids' party.

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Oh, boy.

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This has been a blast.
Don't get me wrong,

119
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but I have a plane to catch right now.

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I'll tell you what, just feel free
and browse through all your files.

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Listen, Charlie, I'm running a little short
on cash, so maybe you...

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Look who I'm asking!

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It was great meeting you, sport. Ciao.

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And you were worried.

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The good news is
that a substantial amount of royalties

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is gonna come in
in the next couple of months.

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Great. Problem solved.
Let's go out to dinner.

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-No, problem not solved.
-But I'm hungry.

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Get used to it.

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It's going to take a while to pay off
all the bills your accountant ignored,

131
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so until then,
you're gonna have to cut back.

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-But you said I got money coming.
-Shall I go get the paper cup?

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Okay. What do we cut?

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Let's look at your expenses.

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First thing is,
we stop paying your accountant.

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That's a little cold, isn't it?

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He's great, I've known him for years.
He's going through a rough patch.

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-Charlie, you're broke.
-You're right, screw him.

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What's next?

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You have a gardener.
Why do you have a gardener?

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To tend my garden.

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Garden? You mean the two potted palms
on the deck?

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Water them yourself.

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Okay, but I'm gonna have to buy a hose
and one of those watering things,

145
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so isn't that kind of a push?

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Gone. Now,
"Ultimate Premiere Satellite package"?

147
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That's really cool.
I get every sporting event in the world.

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If a kid in Madagascar throws a rock
at a tree, I can see it and bet on it.

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It's gone.

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Oh, man.
We can keep the cable, though, right?

151
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You have satellite and cable?

152
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Sometimes there's solar flares.

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Okay, we can cut back to basic cable.

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Basic cable?
That's what they get in prison.

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-Hey, what you doing?
-Bad time, Rose.

156
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Money problems?

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-How did you know?
-I bought your espresso maker from Berta.

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I got a great deal 'cause she didn't want
to carry it on the bus.

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Wonderful.

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Charlie, "miscellaneous cash expenses"?
What exactly is that?

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I don't know. Go see a movie,
buy a hot dog, stuff like that.

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It was $80,000 last year.

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That. That's women and gambling.

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Gone and gone.

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Great. Why don't I just shoot myself?

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You can't afford a gun.

167
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You know,
I could lend you some money, Charlie.

168
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That's very sweet, Rose,
but I don't really want to shoot myself.

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The way I see it, you're either gonna
have to slash expenses,

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or find the money to pay your bills
someplace else.

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Okay.

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-I'll borrow on the house.
-You've already got three mortgages.

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-ls that a lot?
-Not if you have three houses.

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Let me ask you a tough question.

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What would you think about going
to Mom for a short-term loan?

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Interesting idea.

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I think I'd rather have a pack of hyenas
tear out and devour my intestines.

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Yeah, I know. I can't afford hyenas.

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Look, you know I'd help you if I could,

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but all my money's going
to my former wife, my former house,

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my former wife's current lawyers
and all their descendants.

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So if you don't want to go to Mom,

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you're gonna have to change your lifestyle
for a few months.

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Fine. You win.

185
00:10:01,357 --> 00:10:04,649
I win? What do I win?
How is this a win for me?

186
00:10:04,650 --> 00:10:06,790
Whatever. I'll cut back, like you said.

187
00:10:06,791 --> 00:10:09,827
Now come on, let's all go out
for a nice dinner. I'm buying.

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00:10:09,828 --> 00:10:13,598
Great. Then after we can stop by my place
for espresso.

189
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Good idea. That's a money saver.

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"Save 50 cents on one regular-sized
Hamburger Helper

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"when you buy two of the following
10.5 ounce..."

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Screw it.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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00:10:40,417 --> 00:10:43,037
How do you like that cabernet?

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00:10:43,038 --> 00:10:46,170
-It's very good.
-I'll have to try it sometime.

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00:10:46,171 --> 00:10:49,910
And excuse me for saying so, but you
really don't need the Lean Cuisine.

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Thank you.

198
00:10:51,924 --> 00:10:54,319
So, how do you like this

199
00:10:56,272 --> 00:10:57,773
cheese?

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00:10:57,774 --> 00:10:58,892
That.

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00:10:58,893 --> 00:11:04,957
I do a little volunteer work making
sandwiches for a homeless shelter.

202
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:09,088
I don't know if you know this,
but a lot of those homeless fellas

203
00:11:09,089 --> 00:11:12,155
Iike a little snort once in awhile.

204
00:11:12,637 --> 00:11:14,969
Okay. Seek and ye shall find.

205
00:11:14,970 --> 00:11:17,591
Twenty-four rolls of toilet paper for $3.99.

206
00:11:17,592 --> 00:11:19,445
I know what you're thinking,
it's single-ply,

207
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:23,599
but at this price, you can double up,
triple up, go wild!

208
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,995
Okay, have a nice day.

209
00:11:26,541 --> 00:11:28,938
I can't do this anymore, Alan. I quit.

210
00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:31,727
You can't quit poverty, Charlie.

211
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,340
I want the good stuff.

212
00:11:34,341 --> 00:11:38,303
I want cheese that isn't air-dropped
into third-world countries.

213
00:11:38,304 --> 00:11:40,814
I want ouchless toilet paper.

214
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:47,029
I want vodka that doesn't look like
Fred Flintstone would drink it.

215
00:11:47,030 --> 00:11:48,947
I want my life back.

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00:11:48,948 --> 00:11:55,615
Fine, then swallow your pride, call Mom,
and ask her to lend you some money.

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00:11:58,281 --> 00:12:00,676
Yabba-dabba-doo.

218
00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:04,993
Who's the favorite?

219
00:12:04,994 --> 00:12:07,231
-Green Bay.
-Did you bet them?

220
00:12:07,232 --> 00:12:09,340
No.

221
00:12:09,341 --> 00:12:11,736
You took the Redskins?

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00:12:11,802 --> 00:12:14,197
-No action?
-None.

223
00:12:15,479 --> 00:12:20,192
-Then why are we watching?
-Beats the hell out of me.

224
00:12:20,209 --> 00:12:22,604
Anybody want a snack?

225
00:12:22,766 --> 00:12:24,427
Pizza's here.

226
00:12:24,428 --> 00:12:26,823
You ordered a pizza?

227
00:12:27,049 --> 00:12:29,637
Charlie, you're supposed to be
cutting back on expenses.

228
00:12:29,638 --> 00:12:32,599
Alan, it's a pizza, not a hooker.

229
00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:36,989
Hey, Mr. Harper. Good to see you.

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I threw in
some of those garlic puffs you like.

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00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:42,423
Grabbed a bottle of house red.
I don't think they'll miss it.

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Thanks, buddy. Here's for the pizza and...

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Charlie.

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00:12:46,643 --> 00:12:49,680
Can I speak with you for a minute?

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00:12:50,799 --> 00:12:53,194
Hang on a sec.

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00:12:53,580 --> 00:12:56,071
-What are you planning on tipping him?
-I don't know.

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00:12:56,072 --> 00:12:58,118
Give him $2. That's 15%.

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00:12:58,119 --> 00:13:01,002
-I can't do that.
-You have to.

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00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:16,177
I can't. Did you see his face?

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Go.

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00:13:20,909 --> 00:13:24,281
-There you go.
-Thank you, Mr. Harper.

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These are ones.

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00:13:26,566 --> 00:13:28,259
Yeah.

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00:13:28,260 --> 00:13:30,241
I can break $100.

245
00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:34,294
Yeah, I'm having
kind of a cash flow problem.

246
00:13:34,621 --> 00:13:37,303
Yeah. Well, we had a good run.

247
00:13:39,927 --> 00:13:42,322
Wait.

248
00:13:42,932 --> 00:13:45,041
-Here.
-No, keep it.

249
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,494
You need it more than I do.

250
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:54,278
So, Deborah said that Julie had
an addiction to cosmetic procedures.

251
00:13:54,279 --> 00:13:59,009
And I said, "Well, then she needs to go
to BOTOX detox."

252
00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:00,511
Everyone laughed and laughed,

253
00:14:00,512 --> 00:14:04,730
but, of course, you couldn't tell
'cause none of their faces were moving.

254
00:14:04,731 --> 00:14:07,126
That's pretty funny, Mom.

255
00:14:07,192 --> 00:14:08,566
Listen...

256
00:14:08,567 --> 00:14:10,676
Right. You wanted to tell me something.

257
00:14:10,677 --> 00:14:13,464
Yeah. Maybe you should sit down.

258
00:14:14,256 --> 00:14:17,475
What now? You got some girl pregnant?

259
00:14:17,932 --> 00:14:19,977
You're gay? You're on drugs?

260
00:14:19,978 --> 00:14:22,373
$10 says pregnant.

261
00:14:22,408 --> 00:14:24,388
-Jake, go to your room.
-I'm giving odds.

262
00:14:24,389 --> 00:14:26,784
Go.

263
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,565
Okay. Here's the thing.

264
00:14:33,052 --> 00:14:34,393
Would you like a drink?

265
00:14:34,394 --> 00:14:37,766
I suppose. A screwdriver might be nice.

266
00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:42,640
I can't go through with this, Alan.

267
00:14:42,641 --> 00:14:45,165
Sure you can. She'll make
a couple of snide comments

268
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:48,777
about your frivolous lifestyle, which
luckily, she doesn't know the half of.

269
00:14:48,778 --> 00:14:52,581
You'll just suck it up, pay her back
in a couple of months and that'll be that.

270
00:14:52,582 --> 00:14:56,512
With Mom, "that" is never "that."
The guilt is always there.

271
00:14:56,513 --> 00:14:59,645
To this day, she still reminds me
how much she had to sacrifice

272
00:14:59,646 --> 00:15:01,403
just so I could get braces.

273
00:15:01,403 --> 00:15:05,750
Like I deliberately had crooked teeth
so she'd be forced to drive a domestic car.

274
00:15:05,751 --> 00:15:08,242
-All right, then just drop it.
-It's dropped.

275
00:15:08,243 --> 00:15:09,361
-Don't ask her.
-I won't.

276
00:15:09,362 --> 00:15:10,480
-Let it go.
-It's gone.

277
00:15:10,481 --> 00:15:12,814
By the way,
they're about to repossess your Jaguar.

278
00:15:12,815 --> 00:15:15,210
Mommy?

279
00:15:17,577 --> 00:15:19,972
Very nice.

280
00:15:20,454 --> 00:15:21,891
So, how much do you need?

281
00:15:21,892 --> 00:15:24,768
I admit that my lifestyle
has been a little frivolous

282
00:15:24,769 --> 00:15:28,124
and I probably should have been
paying closer attention to my expenses.

283
00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:29,914
All right. How much do you need?

284
00:15:29,915 --> 00:15:32,759
This is just a temporary thing,
couple of months.

285
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,677
-How much?
-You'll get it back.

286
00:15:34,678 --> 00:15:38,033
This isn't like the braces
and the Mercury Capri.

287
00:15:38,034 --> 00:15:40,429
Charlie, give me a number.

288
00:15:57,532 --> 00:15:59,033
I really appreciate this, Mom.

289
00:15:59,034 --> 00:16:01,429
No more need be said.

290
00:16:02,391 --> 00:16:04,404
You'll pay it back when you can.

291
00:16:04,405 --> 00:16:05,778
Thanks.

292
00:16:05,779 --> 00:16:10,029
All right. Now that that's taken care of,
why don't I take my boys out to dinner?

293
00:16:10,030 --> 00:16:12,425
There it is!

294
00:16:12,428 --> 00:16:14,823
Everything's got a price.

295
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,581
-Charlie, what are you...
-No.

296
00:16:16,582 --> 00:16:19,651
She can't just do something nice,
there's gotta be strings attached.

297
00:16:19,652 --> 00:16:22,687
Nothing's given out of love.
Everything's got a hook in it!

298
00:16:22,687 --> 00:16:25,947
You can keep your money, lady,
because I'm a free man,

299
00:16:25,948 --> 00:16:28,343
and I can't be bought.

300
00:16:29,144 --> 00:16:33,723
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to go hide my car.

301
00:16:47,045 --> 00:16:49,727
They're gonna take my Jag away

302
00:16:53,437 --> 00:16:56,793
Charlie, can I talk to you for a minute?

303
00:16:56,794 --> 00:16:59,189
I guess.

304
00:17:02,866 --> 00:17:04,623
How come it's so dark in here?

305
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,085
Do you have any idea how much
electricity costs?

306
00:17:07,086 --> 00:17:08,267
No.

307
00:17:08,268 --> 00:17:12,007
I didn't, either,
but it turns out it's quite a racket.

308
00:17:12,008 --> 00:17:13,126
Listen.

309
00:17:13,127 --> 00:17:16,642
I know you're going through a tough time
and I really wanna help you out.

310
00:17:16,643 --> 00:17:19,038
So, please take this.

311
00:17:22,013 --> 00:17:25,944
This is a cashier's check.
Where did you get a cashier's check?

312
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,339
From my dad's bank, silly.

313
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:31,312
Your dad owns a bank?

314
00:17:31,315 --> 00:17:36,383
Not all by himself.
Me and my brother and sister own 49%.

315
00:17:36,461 --> 00:17:38,856
Really?

316
00:17:39,529 --> 00:17:40,935
What about your mom?

317
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:42,533
She doesn't have a bank.

318
00:17:42,534 --> 00:17:44,928
-I see.
-She's in oil.

319
00:17:49,086 --> 00:17:52,889
-So you really have...
-Yep, more than God.

320
00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:58,004
Didn't figure that when you dumped me,
did you?

321
00:17:58,005 --> 00:18:00,049
Rose, it wouldn't have mattered.

322
00:18:00,050 --> 00:18:03,789
I know.
That's one of the things I love about you.

323
00:18:03,790 --> 00:18:08,513
You discard women
regardless of their financial status.

324
00:18:09,608 --> 00:18:12,354
Thanks. But I can't take this.

325
00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:15,227
You think I'm crazy, don't you?

326
00:18:16,703 --> 00:18:18,716
My dad and brother said I was crazy,

327
00:18:18,717 --> 00:18:23,830
but I think that was to form a power block
to squeeze me off the Board of Directors.

328
00:18:23,831 --> 00:18:26,226
Shame on them.

329
00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:30,543
I told them that you'd help me
if I needed it.

330
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:34,283
I mean, you're the first guy I've ever met
who hasn't cared about my money.

331
00:18:34,284 --> 00:18:39,859
Who slept with me because he was drunk,
not because I was rich.

332
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:46,429
I only wanted to help you
because I thought that we were friends.

333
00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:49,114
Maybe I was wrong. Maybe I am crazy.

334
00:18:49,115 --> 00:18:53,071
No, Rose, it's fine. I am your friend.

335
00:18:53,142 --> 00:18:58,028
And if it means that much to you,
I'll take the money.

336
00:18:58,032 --> 00:19:02,037
Thank you, Charlie.
How can I ever repay you?

337
00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:05,799
Don't worry about it.
And I will pay you back.

338
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,046
I know that.

339
00:19:07,047 --> 00:19:11,712
Better I should owe you
than my manipulating, scheming mother.

340
00:19:11,713 --> 00:19:15,260
That's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.

341
00:19:15,261 --> 00:19:17,594
Hang on, I'll grab you a tissue.

342
00:19:17,595 --> 00:19:19,990
Thank you.