1 00:00:03,435 --> 00:00:05,481 There we go. Watch your step. 2 00:00:05,482 --> 00:00:10,886 -I can't feel my face, Charlie. -You just had two wisdom teeth pulled. 3 00:00:10,887 --> 00:00:13,283 Watch the drool. 4 00:00:18,530 --> 00:00:20,926 Look at that. 5 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:27,604 -That is a very sexy woman. -I'm sorry, that arouses you? 6 00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:30,776 -How you doing? -Hey. 7 00:00:33,114 --> 00:00:35,510 Charlie, walk away. 8 00:00:36,088 --> 00:00:38,906 Relax. This could be interesting. 9 00:00:42,324 --> 00:00:44,242 You got a nice swing. 10 00:00:44,243 --> 00:00:46,639 Thanks. 11 00:00:47,377 --> 00:00:49,999 Try stepping in to it. You will get more power that way. 12 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,396 You mean like this? 13 00:00:54,701 --> 00:01:00,308 Yeah. Dial one and the area code, because that is long-distance. 14 00:01:00,649 --> 00:01:03,878 Charlie, let's go, this woman is clearly a lunatic. 15 00:01:03,879 --> 00:01:07,378 Yeah, but look at the passion, the fire, 16 00:01:07,750 --> 00:01:10,146 the ass. 17 00:01:13,186 --> 00:01:14,944 Is this your car? 18 00:01:14,945 --> 00:01:18,673 -Do I look crazy to you? -Well, frankly... 19 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:26,937 -So whose car is it? Cheating boyfriend? -No. 20 00:01:26,938 --> 00:01:29,334 Psychiatrist. 21 00:01:30,008 --> 00:01:32,462 Charlie, psychiatrist. 22 00:01:32,535 --> 00:01:36,147 -What more do you need to hear? -Hang on. 23 00:01:36,148 --> 00:01:42,512 -So, you are beating up your shrink's car? -He said I have anger issues. 24 00:01:45,295 --> 00:01:47,691 The quack. 25 00:01:48,397 --> 00:01:51,742 -Then he hit on me. -The horny quack. 26 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:56,983 -Hold this for me. -Good, I'm on deck. 27 00:02:01,765 --> 00:02:04,227 Man, this is going to take forever. 28 00:02:04,228 --> 00:02:07,697 Either one of you guys got an ice pick? 29 00:02:09,792 --> 00:02:14,109 Don't cars like this usually have an alarm system? 30 00:02:14,110 --> 00:02:16,124 Thanks a lot. 31 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:19,034 -Let's get out of here, Charlie. -Hey! 32 00:02:19,035 --> 00:02:22,840 You are not just going to leave me here, are you? 33 00:02:22,841 --> 00:02:24,535 Yes. 34 00:02:24,536 --> 00:02:26,932 -Alan. -Charlie! 35 00:02:28,373 --> 00:02:31,594 So, how come Mush Mouth gets shotgun? 36 00:02:39,663 --> 00:02:43,883 Damn shrink. Anti-depressants, tranquilizers, sleeping pills. 37 00:02:43,884 --> 00:02:45,834 -You want any of these? -No, thanks. 38 00:02:45,835 --> 00:02:46,953 No, I'm good. 39 00:02:46,954 --> 00:02:49,608 Are you sure, because you seem a little edgy? 40 00:02:49,609 --> 00:02:52,006 No, I'm a lot edgy. 41 00:02:56,357 --> 00:02:59,650 Isn't throwing that stuff on the road a little dangerous? 42 00:02:59,651 --> 00:03:04,674 To who? Raccoons? They can't get past the childproof cap. 43 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:10,076 -I got to say, I really appreciate this, guys. -No problem. 44 00:03:10,077 --> 00:03:12,346 Big problem. 45 00:03:12,347 --> 00:03:14,743 -Frankie. -Charlie. 46 00:03:16,888 --> 00:03:19,756 -Awan. -Awan? 47 00:03:20,151 --> 00:03:22,605 Not "Awan," Awan. 48 00:03:25,236 --> 00:03:27,632 Is Awan a little slow? 49 00:03:29,329 --> 00:03:31,726 Yeah. 50 00:03:31,952 --> 00:03:34,829 But I make up for it by being a little fast. 51 00:03:34,830 --> 00:03:36,748 -I know your type. -You do? 52 00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:38,059 Yep. 53 00:03:38,060 --> 00:03:40,773 Don't care for it particularly. 54 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:44,838 So, where can we drop you? 55 00:03:45,896 --> 00:03:48,773 That's the thing. I really don't have anywhere to stay. 56 00:03:48,774 --> 00:03:51,918 Why? Did you escape from some place? 57 00:03:53,794 --> 00:03:56,737 Great. Pot shots from Spittle Boy. 58 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:02,109 And if you must know, I'm having family problems. 59 00:04:02,110 --> 00:04:08,345 Charlie, you wouldn't happen to know of a place I could crash tonight, would you? 60 00:04:08,346 --> 00:04:10,742 Crap! 61 00:04:11,704 --> 00:04:14,101 Here we are. Chez Charlie. 62 00:04:14,359 --> 00:04:16,755 Great house! 63 00:04:16,853 --> 00:04:19,731 Oh, wow. You are right on the beach. 64 00:04:19,732 --> 00:04:22,381 I have got to go for a swim. 65 00:04:34,091 --> 00:04:36,297 -She's taking her clothes off. -Yeah. 66 00:04:36,298 --> 00:04:39,135 Is this a great country or what? 67 00:04:39,368 --> 00:04:41,542 -Hi, Dad. Hey, Uncle Charlie. -Hey, guys. 68 00:04:41,543 --> 00:04:43,812 Rose, what are you doing? 69 00:04:43,813 --> 00:04:48,222 -We are playing Mummy on a Chair. -I'm the mummy. 70 00:04:51,393 --> 00:04:52,895 Judith, hi. 71 00:04:52,896 --> 00:04:56,924 -ls Jake ready to go? -Hang on. Jake, your mom's here. 72 00:04:56,925 --> 00:05:01,370 Charlie, why don't you go out on the deck and keep an eye out for 73 00:05:01,371 --> 00:05:03,767 approaching squalls? 74 00:05:04,249 --> 00:05:06,645 I'm on it. 75 00:05:08,022 --> 00:05:10,419 It's squall season. 76 00:05:10,998 --> 00:05:13,746 -Hi, Mom. -Hi, sweetheart. 77 00:05:14,003 --> 00:05:18,489 -What is he doing? -He's playing Mummy on a Chair. 78 00:05:18,673 --> 00:05:21,069 Where is the chair? 79 00:05:21,135 --> 00:05:23,896 I don't know the rules, Judith. 80 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:28,010 Hi, Rose. Thanks for babysitting. 81 00:05:28,011 --> 00:05:30,537 -No problem. We had fun. -Good. 82 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:33,127 -So who's the naked lady? -Not really sure. 83 00:05:33,128 --> 00:05:37,125 She was trashing a car with a baseball bat when we left the dentist's office 84 00:05:37,126 --> 00:05:39,939 and, you know, one thing kind of led to another. 85 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:42,547 So you met cute, that's nice. 86 00:05:42,562 --> 00:05:46,336 But you know, you may want to be careful with a girl like that, Charlie. 87 00:05:46,336 --> 00:05:48,510 One day it's baseball bats and windshields, 88 00:05:48,511 --> 00:05:53,787 the next day you wake up with your testicles Superglued to your thigh. 89 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:58,072 -Point taken. -I'm sorry about that, by the way. 90 00:05:59,864 --> 00:06:02,261 Water under the bridge. 91 00:06:04,022 --> 00:06:06,036 Hurry up, Jake. Your mother's waiting. 92 00:06:06,037 --> 00:06:09,554 Remember, I'm bringing him back tomorrow night so I can see my parents. 93 00:06:09,555 --> 00:06:13,379 Why is there a woman's shoe on your floor? 94 00:06:15,503 --> 00:06:20,094 Apparently, Mummy on a Chair is a very complex game. 95 00:06:21,675 --> 00:06:23,433 -Bye, Dad. -See you, pal. 96 00:06:23,434 --> 00:06:26,118 Tell your brother he is a pig. 97 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:29,126 I will leave a note on the fridge. 98 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:32,223 -God, I needed that. -Me, too. 99 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:37,921 It's like all my insanity and rage have just been washed away. 100 00:06:37,921 --> 00:06:43,325 That's good. Because, you know, all your drugs are on the Coast Highway. 101 00:06:43,326 --> 00:06:46,441 Where can I take a nice hot shower? 102 00:06:49,403 --> 00:06:51,885 I said where, not with whom. 103 00:06:55,895 --> 00:06:58,291 You guys are so cute. 104 00:06:58,965 --> 00:07:00,883 Right back at you. 105 00:07:00,884 --> 00:07:04,433 Good, Charlie. Keep hitting on the deranged woman. 106 00:07:04,434 --> 00:07:07,983 While you are at it, why don't you try humping a bear trap? 107 00:07:07,984 --> 00:07:11,021 Alan, open your eyes. That is an intriguing and exciting woman. 108 00:07:11,022 --> 00:07:13,534 A rare and magnificent jewel. 109 00:07:13,549 --> 00:07:17,373 -She's hot and you are horny. -I'm saying. 110 00:07:21,192 --> 00:07:25,183 -I just love warm sake. -Me, too. 111 00:07:26,022 --> 00:07:28,418 Tora, tora, tora! 112 00:07:30,307 --> 00:07:33,952 You know, Frankie, there are many fine hotels in the area. 113 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:37,193 -I can't stay in a hotel. -Why not? 114 00:07:37,502 --> 00:07:40,061 That is a very good question. 115 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:48,949 So, where you from? 116 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:52,053 Guess. 117 00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:55,552 -I wouldn't know where to begin. -Okay. 118 00:08:00,624 --> 00:08:03,662 Here I am yakking about myself. What about you guys? 119 00:08:03,663 --> 00:08:05,676 Alan, what do you do? 120 00:08:05,677 --> 00:08:08,074 Good question. Guess. 121 00:08:09,579 --> 00:08:11,976 How about that? 122 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:16,346 -Alan, don't be childish. -She started it. 123 00:08:17,862 --> 00:08:20,259 He is a chiropractor. 124 00:08:20,262 --> 00:08:22,211 Really? 125 00:08:22,212 --> 00:08:27,637 That's terrific. I have so much respect for what you guys do. 126 00:08:27,904 --> 00:08:29,471 -Seriously? -Yeah. 127 00:08:29,471 --> 00:08:31,983 Thank you. See that, Charlie? 128 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:35,866 My brother thinks I'm just a glorified masseuse. 129 00:08:35,867 --> 00:08:38,264 I never said glorified. 130 00:08:40,185 --> 00:08:42,455 Charlie, you are so wrong. 131 00:08:42,456 --> 00:08:45,685 Chiropractors are like angels of healing. 132 00:08:45,686 --> 00:08:50,930 These hands have amazing powers to bring relief and even pleasure. 133 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:53,720 Hey, these aren't exactly hooks. 134 00:08:56,687 --> 00:09:00,045 -Do you get regular chiropractic work? -Are you kidding? Once a week. 135 00:09:00,046 --> 00:09:02,795 In fact, I'm in desperate need of an adjustment right now. 136 00:09:02,796 --> 00:09:05,769 -Let me get my table, I will fix you up. -Awesome. 137 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:09,192 Do you want me with clothes or without? 138 00:09:27,933 --> 00:09:30,329 Are they looking for me? 139 00:09:31,419 --> 00:09:34,332 You didn't say anything, did you? 140 00:09:34,905 --> 00:09:39,841 I got to go. I love you. I will see you soon. Come in. 141 00:09:39,862 --> 00:09:42,258 Hi. 142 00:09:42,484 --> 00:09:45,809 I was just going to go to bed and wanted to see if you needed anything, 143 00:09:45,810 --> 00:09:48,206 towels, sheets, 144 00:09:48,784 --> 00:09:51,180 vodka? 145 00:09:51,408 --> 00:09:55,084 No, I'm great, thanks. Alan got me totally jelled out with that adjustment. 146 00:09:55,085 --> 00:09:59,753 Man, you are so lucky to have him right here in this house. 147 00:09:59,754 --> 00:10:02,150 Yeah, I'm living a dream. 148 00:10:05,095 --> 00:10:11,970 So, listen, if you need to talk to somebody about, you know, anything, I'm here. 149 00:10:11,971 --> 00:10:14,049 I see that. 150 00:10:14,050 --> 00:10:16,446 Okay, then. 151 00:10:18,207 --> 00:10:20,604 Yeah. 152 00:10:20,638 --> 00:10:23,676 I think you are a really cool guy. 153 00:10:23,804 --> 00:10:26,200 Yeah. 154 00:10:26,266 --> 00:10:29,784 But I'm not going to have sex with you. 155 00:10:38,579 --> 00:10:42,505 -Ever? -Good night, Charlie. 156 00:10:43,472 --> 00:10:45,868 Good night. 157 00:10:48,269 --> 00:10:51,767 Okay. Round one to the hot, crazy chick. 158 00:10:58,183 --> 00:11:01,248 Man, deep tissue massage, pancakes. 159 00:11:01,798 --> 00:11:09,303 If you had a TV on your forehead and could breathe through the ears you'd be perfect. 160 00:11:13,374 --> 00:11:17,256 So nobody makes you pancakes where you live? 161 00:11:18,331 --> 00:11:20,728 Not your husband, 162 00:11:22,361 --> 00:11:24,757 boyfriend, 163 00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:28,147 girlfriend, 164 00:11:29,045 --> 00:11:33,712 mother, father, grandma, cellmate? 165 00:11:41,997 --> 00:11:44,393 Round two. 166 00:11:46,827 --> 00:11:49,980 -Morning, Frankie. -Morning, Charlie. 167 00:11:50,313 --> 00:11:52,709 -Morning. -Yeah. 168 00:11:54,182 --> 00:11:57,681 So, Frankie. Boy, that is a pretty name. 169 00:11:58,692 --> 00:12:01,788 -How did you sleep? -Great. Except, 170 00:12:02,369 --> 00:12:04,929 I had this wild erotic dream. 171 00:12:06,207 --> 00:12:09,399 And I woke up all drenched in sweat. 172 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:16,526 -Could you pass the syrup? -Sure. Yeah. 173 00:12:17,848 --> 00:12:20,637 Thanks, sweetie. You are a doll. 174 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:29,137 You know, I can't thank you guys enough for letting me stay here last night. 175 00:12:29,138 --> 00:12:31,503 I just wish there was some way I could repay you. 176 00:12:31,504 --> 00:12:34,510 For a start, you could tell us something about yourself. 177 00:12:34,511 --> 00:12:36,269 Anything, really. 178 00:12:36,270 --> 00:12:40,353 I wouldn't mind hearing more about that dream. 179 00:12:40,747 --> 00:12:44,293 All right. I guess I can trust you guys. 180 00:12:44,809 --> 00:12:47,205 Charlie, Alan. 181 00:12:47,943 --> 00:12:51,010 I know this may sound totally crazy 182 00:12:51,621 --> 00:12:55,349 but I work for a secret government agency, 183 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,860 and my current mission is... 184 00:13:01,598 --> 00:13:06,870 I'm sorry. You should see your faces. You guys are so easy. 185 00:13:07,163 --> 00:13:09,433 All right, I'm going to go take a bath. 186 00:13:09,434 --> 00:13:12,727 Who wants to scrub my back? Too late! 187 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,886 Sometimes I just crack me up. 188 00:13:20,723 --> 00:13:23,729 So, what have you got going for today? 189 00:13:23,729 --> 00:13:26,127 Nothing. I was just going to hang around the house. 190 00:13:26,128 --> 00:13:28,430 Yeah. Me, too. 191 00:13:28,431 --> 00:13:31,564 -No work? No errands? -Not a thing. 192 00:13:31,565 --> 00:13:35,881 -Maybe you could see a movie. -I've seen a movie. 193 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:37,352 Come on, Alan. 194 00:13:37,353 --> 00:13:39,144 -Why are you doing this? -Doing what? 195 00:13:39,145 --> 00:13:41,702 Why don't you admit that you are interested in Frankie? 196 00:13:41,703 --> 00:13:43,269 I'm not. 197 00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:45,906 -You are not? -Honest to God. 198 00:13:46,948 --> 00:13:49,057 Fine. 199 00:13:49,058 --> 00:13:53,247 But hypothetically, if I were interested in her, 200 00:13:53,759 --> 00:13:55,357 would you care? 201 00:13:55,358 --> 00:13:56,605 Of course I would. 202 00:13:56,606 --> 00:13:59,771 You are my brother. I don't want to see you get your feelings hurt. 203 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:02,969 You just assume that if we are both interested in the same woman 204 00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:05,367 you would come out on top? 205 00:14:08,503 --> 00:14:12,691 -Aren't you going to say anything? -What? There was no question there. 206 00:14:12,692 --> 00:14:18,453 -God, you are such an arrogant jerk. -See, your feelings are hurt. 207 00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:20,079 My feelings are fine. 208 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:24,429 I think the real issue here is Frankie likes me better and it's driving you crazy. 209 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,932 No. 210 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:29,929 What's driving me crazy is that you fought tooth and nail to keep the lunatic 211 00:14:29,930 --> 00:14:32,648 out of this house, but now that she is here, you want her. 212 00:14:32,648 --> 00:14:33,831 I never said I wanted her. 213 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:36,261 But you think that if you did want her, 214 00:14:36,262 --> 00:14:40,316 you could have her even if I wanted her, too. 215 00:14:41,059 --> 00:14:46,463 -Aren't you going to say something? -There was no question there. 216 00:14:46,464 --> 00:14:47,711 Okay. Fine. 217 00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:50,013 Take your best shot. Let me just give you a little heads up. 218 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:53,212 -I am way out in front. -Yeah? How do you figure? 219 00:14:53,213 --> 00:14:57,401 Frankie and I have already discussed having sex. 220 00:15:08,787 --> 00:15:10,865 What are you doing? 221 00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:13,264 I just thought Frankie might like some fresh towels. 222 00:15:13,265 --> 00:15:16,054 I already gave her fresh towels. 223 00:15:17,007 --> 00:15:18,476 Really? 224 00:15:18,477 --> 00:15:23,145 Well, aren't you Toweley Towellerson all of a sudden. 225 00:15:24,074 --> 00:15:27,367 -You know, Alan, it's not my fault. -What's not your fault? 226 00:15:27,368 --> 00:15:30,149 That I've always been more successful with women than you. 227 00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:33,123 Have been, Charlie. Have been. We are not teenagers anymore. 228 00:15:33,124 --> 00:15:36,066 Your bad-boy act just might be wearing just a little thin. 229 00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:40,380 -Or you just might be a little jealous. -Jealous? 230 00:15:41,247 --> 00:15:43,644 Don't...me. 231 00:15:44,062 --> 00:15:48,884 When the occasion calls for... I have every right to... 232 00:15:54,296 --> 00:15:58,101 What? I thought we were doing funny noises. 233 00:15:58,614 --> 00:16:01,010 That was an elephant. 234 00:16:01,332 --> 00:16:03,569 -Yeah, elephant. -lt was good. Yeah. Really good. 235 00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:06,064 I'm ready to go. Can one of you guys give me a ride? 236 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:07,184 -Absolutely. -Sure. 237 00:16:07,185 --> 00:16:09,646 -Great. Who's driving? -I will. 238 00:16:09,647 --> 00:16:12,173 -I got the Jag. -I got the Volvo. 239 00:16:12,173 --> 00:16:13,644 -Mine's faster. -Mine's safer. 240 00:16:13,645 --> 00:16:17,001 -Alan, stop competing with me. -Why don't you stop competing with me? 241 00:16:17,002 --> 00:16:19,560 -Why should I stop? I'm winning. -Like hell you are. 242 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:22,279 -Like hell I am. Ask Frankie. -Why don't you ask Frankie? 243 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,614 -I don't need to ask her. -What are you afraid of? 244 00:16:24,614 --> 00:16:27,652 I'm afraid I'm going to hit you so hard I'll be an only child. 245 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,667 Yeah? Bring it on. 246 00:16:29,668 --> 00:16:31,745 Hey! Stop it! 247 00:16:31,746 --> 00:16:35,711 What is wrong with you two? You are family. You are brothers. 248 00:16:35,712 --> 00:16:38,046 Do you understand how precious that is? 249 00:16:38,047 --> 00:16:41,467 Do you have a clue the pain you feel when a family rips itself apart 250 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,226 and there is no one to replace them? 251 00:16:43,227 --> 00:16:48,535 I mean, that's it, you know, you are all alone in the world and... 252 00:16:48,536 --> 00:16:50,932 It's just so horrible. 253 00:16:53,302 --> 00:16:56,818 -It's okay. -Yeah, look, we are not fighting. 254 00:16:56,819 --> 00:16:59,455 Yeah. We love each other. See? 255 00:17:00,849 --> 00:17:05,581 Yeah, and it doesn't matter who drives, you know. We will both come. 256 00:17:05,582 --> 00:17:07,978 Good. Let's go. 257 00:17:13,929 --> 00:17:15,239 -Nice house. -Yeah. 258 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:18,022 All right, I've just got to pick up a few things and then, 259 00:17:18,023 --> 00:17:20,484 I was hoping you could take me to the train station. 260 00:17:20,485 --> 00:17:24,673 -The train station? Where are you going? -I don't know. I will figure something out. 261 00:17:24,674 --> 00:17:28,351 If it helps any, you are welcome to stay with us for a couple more days. 262 00:17:28,352 --> 00:17:30,846 -I couldn't impose. -It's no imposition. 263 00:17:30,847 --> 00:17:33,117 -Yeah. We like having you. -Are you sure? 264 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,131 It's settled. You are staying with us. 265 00:17:35,132 --> 00:17:38,094 Man, how much do I love you guys. 266 00:17:38,522 --> 00:17:40,919 I'll be right back. 267 00:17:45,719 --> 00:17:47,732 -What a nice girl. -Yeah. 268 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,003 Of course, we still don't know a damn thing about her. 269 00:17:50,004 --> 00:17:54,480 True. Although that is one big-ass house she lives in. 270 00:17:54,481 --> 00:17:56,877 Or is robbing. 271 00:17:58,254 --> 00:18:02,213 That would make us the duped getaway drivers. 272 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:05,518 Moron accessories to grand theft. 273 00:18:05,546 --> 00:18:07,943 That's a major felony. 274 00:18:08,265 --> 00:18:10,661 Yeah. Hard time. 275 00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:21,504 I can't do hard time, Charlie. I have allergies. 276 00:18:23,104 --> 00:18:26,602 That's going to be your biggest problem. 277 00:18:27,805 --> 00:18:30,201 Watch your head, sweetheart. 278 00:18:30,971 --> 00:18:33,490 Hi. 279 00:18:34,074 --> 00:18:36,087 I'm Joanie. 280 00:18:36,088 --> 00:18:39,185 -Hi. -Okay. We can go now. 281 00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:41,460 Where are we going, Mommy? 282 00:18:41,461 --> 00:18:44,019 We are going to go to Charlie and Alan's house, hon. 283 00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:48,656 It's a wonderful place where those awful people will never find us. 284 00:18:48,657 --> 00:18:50,799 You were right. 285 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,512 We should have taken the Volvo. 286 00:18:55,916 --> 00:19:00,265 Stay tuned for scenes from the nextTwo and a Half Men. 287 00:19:00,266 --> 00:19:01,672 Next on Two and a Half Men. 288 00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:04,069 Are you guys gay? 289 00:19:04,103 --> 00:19:06,500 -Unfit, how? -You know... 290 00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:08,676 We got to get them out of here. 291 00:19:08,677 --> 00:19:10,051 You can take your damn money 292 00:19:10,052 --> 00:19:12,546 and stick it up your "white bread, country club, 293 00:19:12,547 --> 00:19:15,424 "Tournament of Roses, liposuctioned" ass. 294 00:19:15,425 --> 00:19:17,535 I just met your brother's latest stuff. 295 00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:20,125 -Why do you assume it's his stuff? -What? Is it yours? 296 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,661 No, but it's not his, either. 297 00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:24,058 Hold on there, Pecos Bill. 298 00:19:24,347 --> 00:19:28,025 No, I like girls. Just not into eight-year-olds. 299 00:19:28,026 --> 00:19:31,127 The bad news is that wasn't my shrink's car. 300 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:35,182 It's been so long since anybody's touched me. 301 00:19:36,245 --> 00:19:39,207 Come on. Don't you want to spoon? 302 00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:44,206 Coffee? 303 00:19:46,959 --> 00:19:49,196 I'm the extra guy. 304 00:19:49,197 --> 00:19:52,650 I'm wrapped tighter than an airport sandwich. 305 00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:55,047 Here, I'm running late. 306 00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,799 You're going to get laid tonight. 307 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:01,548 Why doesn't she just kick me in the balls?